#that's my ass she's pressed to

[kittymeiga]

She had a big day today. A trip in the car to a friend's house. Hanging out with a few of us while exploring a new place. The trip back... absolutely electric!

Kitty is exhausted and ready to sleep for 20 hours straight.

[sracha]

cowboy raven cringe compilation 🧨

[huenistar]

i hate stupid people who ask u a question and after u say no they say the question again, are u dumb??

“can i do ur nails” “no” “can i do ur nails” “no” “WHYYYY” “because i dont want u to do my nails” “WHY?” “no” “JUST LET ME DO UR NAILS” “no” = a genuine conversation i have with my sister atleast once a month

if i said “no” 10 times… do u think ill say yes the 11th time??

thats like putting ur hand on a hot stove twice and expecting a different outcome😭😭 HO I SAID NO

(also pls read tags, it continues what im saying🙏🙏)

[way2gosuperrstarr]

new nails ! ,,,, i know i didnt show my old ones here when i got yhem but here are the currents ,,,,

pardon the Awkwardness. i dont. take pictures of nails. very often. i also took the second and third pictures in actual pitch black darkness i was completely guessing where my hand was in relation to my camera and making last minute adjustments when my flash would turn on for like a SECOND

previous were also holographic, just the white powder w no colored polish underneath (just my natural nail.) this is gold holographic powder on top of a really nice pale yellow ,,, im thinking next time just doing the yellow bcs this color did turn out a bit more gold (kinda piss yellow when not under flash/sunlight,) than we were expecting

and here were my previous nails !!! which i loved very much. i just remembered i had pictures of them agdhahdjs

[lavenderedhoney]

My princess has gotten braver about asking me to touch her pussy and it's really sweet. Fingered her while she was standing up till she needed to collapse in my arms and then I propped my knee up between her legs and it made her gasp so I had her straddle me properly and ride my thigh till she'd cum 3 times. I used to make her grind her pussy on my thigh like that a lot more and I need to bring it back bc she's so pretty when she cums like that. 🥰

(This post is about trans + lesbian sex. DNI if you: are a cishet man, are under 18, do not have your age on your blog, or post ageplay, rape fantasies, dykebreaking or misgendering content)

[jugheqd]

i've been too hot to handle mobile gaming again (sorry) and i just got so mad i rage quit

[sodrippy]

i love my gym but the structure is kind of dogshit like im not sure this is conducive to anything to be super honest

[supermarine-silvally]

moodboard meme!: yara + 🌿 — @xoteajays

“What about this?” “That’s a weed.” “This?” “Still a weed.” “Okay… Maybe third time’s the charm?” Yara bit back a grin at his antics. He looked so… hopeful, for someone whose knowledge on plants apparently ended at the fact that they were usually green. “Ace, have you ever seen a clover before in your life?” Ace looked a little deflated. He sighed, tossing the weeds into a bush. “I’m not very good at this, am I?” “No, you really are not.”

Yara + her favourite hobby, botany!

One Piece OC crew: @auxiliarydetective @oneirataxia-girl @xoteajays @daughter-of-melpomene (apologies if I forgot anybody; if you would like to be included please let me know, I don't want to unintentionally leave anyone out!)

[constelationprize]

My main takeaway from TSC now being the second trilogy is that I'm gonna spend the next two books waiting for Stuart to do his routine of showing up out of nowhere, being an absolute cunt for no reason, and then leaving at least one more time. Do I think it will happen? No, I didn't even expect it the first time. But a girl can dream.

[salsflore]

i found happiness in 1 cup of boba and god decided to punish me for it tenfold

[mo-ok]

no but i was so excited because look! someones finally in the sidecar again! but then they went around a corner and suddenly she's back in the car and i fucking lost it

[lilgynt]

why my mom can’t flush or wash her hands is beyond me

[respectthepetty]

I watched episode seven of GAP, and my biggest takeaway is Tee would NEVER!

Not ever would Tee do Mon as dirty as Sam continues to play Mon.

Sam is constantly pointing out that Mon is poor (Sam, as Mon's boss could PAY HER MORE!), Sam fired Mon so she could date her instead of CHANGING HER STUPID RULE, Mon has to decipher what Sam means all of the time, Sam is engaged, Sam is never working while demanding everyone else works twice as hard (very Willy Wonka of her), Sam is hella rude to her friends when they only want her to be happy, Sam shows up to people's houses uninvited, and Sam called Mon dumb when Sam is estupida #1 .

There is a long list of other offenses, but this reinforces the point that TEE WOULD NEVER!

nev - ver

[cafecitoeddie]

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[pondslime]

book review culture is so funny

[cassandralexxx]

Bro just remembered why are so much of my friends opps.

today at lunch UNPROMPTED my friend was like “why don’t you have an accent like your mom” and it’s like it was so out of nowhere for no reason. And I was like wdym so she was like your mom has a Spanish accent and when I was like I don’t really notice it I don’t think it’s that strong she was like “that’s because you live with her”. that honestly had me pressed bc like first of all my moms English is amazing she is like completely fluent and has not had any problems in the OVER 20 years she has lived in this country. But also like English is my first language wdym why don’t I have an accent of someone who’s esl.