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She had a big day today. A trip in the car to a friend's house. Hanging out with a few of us while exploring a new place. The trip back... absolutely electric!
Kitty is exhausted and ready to sleep for 20 hours straight.
#sleepy kitty#cat sleeping#cute kitty#funny cats#naughty cat#catblr#petblr#meiga#I farted and she didn't even react#that's my ass she's pressed to#I just forgot she was there#but to be fair she tries to sniff into the toilet while I crap all the time#so I don't think she minds xDD#sorry for the tmi
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“Sometimes I dream about you. I memorize every detail of your face like a prayer. Those moments seem so real that I grieve whenever I wake up and your spot next to me is cold. Why did you beg me to kill you? I would’ve stopped. Even in death I cannot escape you. I’m not sure I want to even if I was begging for it.”
w/ @kashisun !! (happy birthday 😭)
#simblr#sims 4 edit#ts4#the sims community#mysims#lethal devotion#marine yes I did make this for ur birthday pls don’t kill me 😭😭#putting marine and I’s oc’s in the most devastating scenarios possible at all times#i imagined this as nie finally being found out by everyone else that shes an assassin that was paid to murder nadia#nadia would be stuck because how can she explain why this murderer is able to walk free and openly be allowed in her bed#but also how can she betray the one person she truly loves??#nadia's people would demand nie be put to death and instead of begging for her life nie would beg for it to end#'i have known nothing but misery and death until i found you. i trust no one else to cleanse and free me from my own damnation'#'i know i dont deserve it but paint me heaven with my own blood'#'i cant think of anything more godly than dying by your hand"#nadia would have to stand over her holding the sword to her throat barely being able to breathe staring down at nie sobbing at her feet#but nie would never look so peaceful feeling the blade press against her skin#nadia would be screaming inside PLEADING for nie to tell her stop that's all it would take and she would stop in a heartbeat#she'd figure it out later because at least then she'd have the love of her life ALIVE AND BREATHING#but the words never came instead there would be smothering silence while nie's body lay lifeless on the ground#but Nadia knows why nie never stopped her no matter how much it hurts this was an act of love because it’s what nie wanted#NIE YOU BETTER HAUNT HER ASS#knowing nadia she would spend her entire life learning necromancy just to bring nie back to life#probably think about killing her again too for putting her through that 😭
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cowboy raven cringe compilation 🧨
#cowboy au#raven branwen#oops all raven. I don’t have any excuse.#BIG ASS HORSE‼️‼️that is shadowmere. where did bro get that 😯#raven: if we can’t get a big greasy burger together it won’t work. summer: I need to hogtie you on a deeply psychological level ❤️#it’s twins with qrows horse that is smaller ofcs. keeping the tradition alive#idk why she’s crying in the truck. summer giggled at her collection of horse figurines or something I’m sorry 💔‼️‼️‼️#sorry for drawing her with the burgie picture. I keep pressing the button for my nurse to sedate me but it isn’t working.
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I think the kids are waiting at the sun tree. They've never really done that before. Sleeping by the sun tree. But as they watched their parents and their friends disappear, with fear in their eyes, it was a day full of firsts.
Wolfe ends up running off in a sort of fit. Leona runs after him. They both feel more at home in the woods. They probably went there to calm down. Vesper, as the oldest, decided she needed to get some things in order. Just in case.
And Gwen was going to leave, sneak into her father's office, past all his traps and rigging, until she notices Vax just standing there. Staring at the seams in the bark that aren't really there. She watched him collapse, sitting crisscross on the roots.
So she stayed. She sat next to her big brother, close and leaning on him. Though, she wasn't there looking for support. She had watched his cocky, teenage attitude melt away into a panic. Vax'ildan was panicking.
"They'll be okay," she told him. "They're the heros of the realm. They'll save uncle Vax and the world and come home." She sounded so sure. He had to believe she was right.
They stay there though. For hours. It might have been the most time the pair ever spent with each other. The sun starts wane and their home turns golden and their parents aren't back yet.
Leona and Wolfe come back, their faces red and a little dirty. They hadn't even taken their leathers off. Like they were going home when they saw their siblings still waiting. They flank their siblings, Leona wrapping an arm around Vax's shoulder and Wolfe taking Gwen's hand. Also contented to wait.
The sky is purple by the time Vesper came with blankets, pillows, and large boxes from The Slayer's Cakes. She had all of her siblings favorites picked out. Trinket 's bear claws for Leona. Sun treats for Gwendolyn. Trayon's Blondies for Vax. Keyleth 's almond bark for Wolfe. And her own personal favorite Everlight-as-Air Scones. She brought enough to count as dinner. She wasn't their head of household. She was their big sister. She didn't need to make sure they ate well or went to bed on time. That wasn't her job. Not yet.
The stars were out that night for them, granting them the family time that they desperately needed. They laughed and stole each other's pastries. They danced around any subject related to parents or their aunts and uncles away. Hunting and tinkering and spying were all fair game. The twins fought, Vax'ildan rolled his eyes and they got him to smile. Gwen listened carefully. Vesper counted the hours since their parents left.
She thought the sun might rise and they'd never see them again. She thought they would have to gather their things in the morning sun and start their new lives emerging from the roots on the sun trees. She thought-
The bark of the sun tree cracked and groaned as it split. All of the De Rolo children held their breaths. Aunt Pike, Uncle Scanlan (in centaur form?), the ashari man, Uncle Grog, a very beautiful and very scary elf woman.
Then father. Then mother hanging on the arm of a strange man they recognized immediately.
#silver sending stones#cr spoilers#blah blah blah#went ham in post and tags again#me talking out of my ass again#i cant wait for all the fics of them coming home and spening the evening at home warm and as a family#and theyre all titled lets pretend nothings wrong#if i knew the characters better i would write a full fic and this would be the opening.#id have them in a drawing room#and vax is listening to all his nieces and nephews talk#gwen is on his back and hes running around#he gets to meet vax'ildan#he gets to meet the kids that are so much like him#and i think the adults are sober. for the most part. grog and Keyleth are having some wine but nothing in excess#they want to be there. they want to be present. they want to pretend like nothings wrong#and percy surveys his family. finally complete after all these years.#gwen is in his lap and his wife is smiling wider than she has in years#and some how hes able to press to the back of his mind that this could be their final hours on this planet.#but its exactly how he'd want to spend it#vox machina#the de rolos#idk what else to tag#idk i got soft
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I’m mostly staying off the Mouthwashing fandom bc I personally don’t want to put myself through whatever discourse is ever going on there. But know I love Anya and Mouthwashing is one of the best games I’ve played that had an SA survivor AND was respectful about it!! The abuse Anya suffered is never portrayed as a spectical for the audience to leer at. They use the art of implication VERY well, and in the end Anya gets to go out dignified. She’s not just Jimmy’s tradgic victim, she’s her own character who makes her own decisions. Jimmy doesn’t get to kill her, she expresses her own agency to do so. She’s also the one who kept the gun away from him for so long. Also she’s SO fucking strong, she’s so cool. Anya I love you.
Also the game’s overarching (but subtle) commentary on rape culture, enabling, and how capitalism almost makes a set dressing for it is peak.
#there’s the easy fandom stuff I don’t like#like the idea Curly is ethier ‘did no worng’ or ‘did his best’#don’t get me wrong I LIKE curly#but he is COMPLICT in what happened to Anya and how it was handled#the bug theme of the game is take responsibility#also I think the fandom thing of ‘Swansea would’ve killed Jimmy if he had known’ has some… weird implications#like Anya didn’t need some big man savior to kill Jimmy for her#she needed Curly her BOSS to side with her and prioritise her safety#Swansea is cool- don’t get me wrong#but the implication everything would have been ok had Anya just told her OTHER (more of a ‘real man’) co worker#feels… icky?#Like I think he would’ve helped her but honestly? he was Jimmy and Curly’s subordinate too#I do think he would have pressed curly and helped Anya#but I’m the way he did in canon- as a supporter#maybe it would’ve been different if he knew Anya could survive#but honestly him letting her go out how she chose and then killing her abuser is based#bc like only Daisuke was going to survive in their minds#but you can tell he gave Anya power in the planning#maybe I’m reading into it#oh and also Anya should get to kill Jimmy with a hammer and then get a free abortion (paid by Curly- TAKE RESPONSIBILITY)#I do think he’d pay if he could- he understands what it’s like to be under Jimmy’s power now#Curly should also pay for her nursing school#as a thank you for being a saint and keeping his ass alive and in the least amount of pain she could#she’s a real one#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing#also hi def mentioned this on my blog before (bc it’s helpful to be semi-open about it to get rid of shame and embarrassment I find)#but the way Anya is handled is very personal to me as a SA Survivor <3 and that’s the lens all of this is coming from-#she deserves the world
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i hate stupid people who ask u a question and after u say no they say the question again, are u dumb??
“can i do ur nails” “no” “can i do ur nails” “no” “WHYYYY” “because i dont want u to do my nails” “WHY?” “no” “JUST LET ME DO UR NAILS” “no” = a genuine conversation i have with my sister atleast once a month
if i said “no” 10 times… do u think ill say yes the 11th time??
thats like putting ur hand on a hot stove twice and expecting a different outcome😭😭 HO I SAID NO
(also pls read tags, it continues what im saying🙏🙏)
#i literally say no like 90 times a day because of her#IF I SAID NO THE FIRST TIME WHAT MAKES U THINK ILL SAY YES THE 2ND TIME????#like are u stupid?#why would i say yes?#and today she did my nails#got mad that i didn’t want them done#(i only tell her yes like once every 6 months so she shuts the hell up)#and stopped doing them after she got them attached to my actual nail plate or wtv its called#plus#the length was like…. short as hell#WHY WOULD I WANT THAT??#go big or go home😭😭#so i took those ugly ass half done nails off#if i want my nails done ill get press ons and do them myself in my room at 11pm#thanks for listening to my talk today#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting community#shifting#shifters#shifting blog#law of assumption#desired reality#loassumption#huenistar#huenistar talks
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new nails ! ,,,, i know i didnt show my old ones here when i got yhem but here are the currents ,,,,
pardon the Awkwardness. i dont. take pictures of nails. very often. i also took the second and third pictures in actual pitch black darkness i was completely guessing where my hand was in relation to my camera and making last minute adjustments when my flash would turn on for like a SECOND
previous were also holographic, just the white powder w no colored polish underneath (just my natural nail.) this is gold holographic powder on top of a really nice pale yellow ,,, im thinking next time just doing the yellow bcs this color did turn out a bit more gold (kinda piss yellow when not under flash/sunlight,) than we were expecting
and here were my previous nails !!! which i loved very much. i just remembered i had pictures of them agdhahdjs
#salmon jibberish#i'd love to try acrylics/press on longer nails some day but w my job i dunno for now#ive already bent my normal nails back at work so like ....... do i really wanna test it with longer nails .... even if those are stronger ..#anyway .... hehehe yellow sun nails :)))))#it wouldve been better and more 'sunny' (to me at least) w the color the nails were without the chrome powder on top but !!!!! ehehehe#mom did my nails also! this is shellac. and i have incredibly shaky hands so it looks like ass when i do my own nails ;;;#she's a liscensed cosmetologist ^_^ <33
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callie isn't a super cuddly dog, so it's sweet to notice that she seems to always want to be near somebody. if i'm in the kitchen having my morning tea, she's in the living room. if i move to my bedroom, she moves to the hallway right outside my bedroom. she rly said "i will only tolerate cuddles sometimes but i DO need to be nearby"
#miles txt#she still is nervous about my brother (just bc he's loud and unpredictable) so when he visits she presses herself as close to me as possibl#so on one hand i'm like ''oooh it's okay callie!'' but also... NOT complaining i will take callie snuggles + ''protect'' her from loud-ass
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Hello Zundamon.
#i built the little plafia zundamon figure kit! i was like#a little scared because ive only ever done like one gundam once years ago#BUT it went pretty smooth and it was fun#a couple tiny pieces i think ill need to glue later (the tiny necktie specifically) but most stuck together pretty solid press fit#her legs fall off all the time while posing but thats just the nature of this type of joint so im used to it#the default and scared face are pre painted but the other four have waterslide decals which was scary cause id never done those before#BUT actually it was chill and pretty easy LOL just finicky#later i guess ill use some doll sealant i have around to seal the decals in#shes so silly....maybe sometime ill get the ankomon ver too...and i think theyre planning on making a zunko#id specifically looooove an itako but i imagine if they do all they'll do kiritan next#which also isnt bad theyre all silly sisters + their weird freak pet zundamon <3#SHE didnt come with a stand i think that was exclusive for like. a limited edition from the companys store#which that will be an adventure trying to find a stand for her.....but somehow i got her to balance for this photo LOL#she canNOT stand by herself 99% of the time tho her big ass head tail thing and tiny feet forbid it#but i had fun building her and now i have a funny little thang on my desk. hello zundamon.#edit: now i will say. my aim is bad when cutting off the plastic nubs#i am going to be stepping tiny plastic bits stuck in my carpet for days <3
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moodboard meme!: yara + 🌿 — @xoteajays
“What about this?” “That’s a weed.” “This?” “Still a weed.” “Okay… Maybe third time’s the charm?” Yara bit back a grin at his antics. He looked so… hopeful, for someone whose knowledge on plants apparently ended at the fact that they were usually green. “Ace, have you ever seen a clover before in your life?” Ace looked a little deflated. He sighed, tossing the weeds into a bush. “I’m not very good at this, am I?” “No, you really are not.”
Yara + her favourite hobby, botany!
One Piece OC crew: @auxiliarydetective @oneirataxia-girl @xoteajays @daughter-of-melpomene (apologies if I forgot anybody; if you would like to be included please let me know, I don't want to unintentionally leave anyone out!)
#oc: bravada yara#my ocs#my edits#asked and answered#yara has books and books filled with pressed plants#marco gave her a section of his medical library on the moby dick to store botany-related things#since it's useful reference for him to have as a doctor lol#ace's useless ass is not helping though lmao#yara lets him come with her anyways because she knows he'd get all pouty and sad if she said no#she doesn't truly mind as long as he doesn't accidentally burn the plants
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My main takeaway from TSC now being the second trilogy is that I'm gonna spend the next two books waiting for Stuart to do his routine of showing up out of nowhere, being an absolute cunt for no reason, and then leaving at least one more time. Do I think it will happen? No, I didn't even expect it the first time. But a girl can dream.
#I also like being able to fully call it the second trilogy it's such a neat separation from original canon that recognizes the time that has#between installments. and its simmetrical and scratches my brain. win win#other niche thing that I will need is a name drop or truly just any confirmation that Ichirou's fiance is real#only because I truly don't believe she exists. also RIP my man for getting married at 24 I still mantain he should have been at the club#Nora Sakavic has the chance to be the funniest person alive and make that fiance Allison.#absolutely implausible AND impossible but it would be. So funny. You go queen canonize the rare pair you basically made up for a tumblr pol#third niche thing is that I want more Zane. i know that one we're definitely going to get unless chekovs gun gets shoved up someones ass#my guess is he's either gonna be a whistleblower for the press or kill himself in front of Jean. no in between. 50/50 odds honestly#i say niche bc I am fully aware I am the only person in this fandom that fucks with Zane#but that's fine. a boy would be the son of France etc etc etc#stuart hatford
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i found happiness in 1 cup of boba and god decided to punish me for it tenfold
#its almost 10 we just arrived home + hunger pains + my mom was being so unreasonable w our taxi driver#i'm so tired and frustrated and getting upset over non issues. like how i planned in my head to make soup but my mom was like lets open a#can of tuna. i come downstairs and she gives me egg. literally not a big deal but i started crying so i rubbed my eyes#and forgot i touched chili peanuts so my eyes started stinging.#and before i ate my charger for my dead phone wasnt working unless i consistently pressed it superrr hard into the socket PLEASE.#fuck sia#not even in a suicidal way but thinking abt how exhausted ill be tomorrow makes me not want to wake up tomorrow . PLEASE GODDDD#me when i get my ass beat during late november and all of december#give me a break#rant#negative
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no but i was so excited because look! someones finally in the sidecar again! but then they went around a corner and suddenly she's back in the car and i fucking lost it
#did she jump??? did she ask akagi to stop and let her out so she could swap because the car is comfier????????#maybe oume missed her#he cant drive AND press the buttons and we arent about to let kiyama or mido sit in the front what do you think this????????#but can someone PLEASE get their ass in the damn sidecar i hate that it sits empty like this why do you even HAVE IT#also the car suddenly having the fucking gun back i'm losing my mind this show is a masterpiece#mounted machine gun my beloved#denziwatching
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why my mom can’t flush or wash her hands is beyond me
#personal#it’s the washing hands mainly#like does it suck to see pee/poop left over Yes. Emphatically Yes.#way better than seeing her walk out the rest room and not once hearing the water running#and like i call her on which obviously she doesn’t like#which can lead to her doing it#telling me she was gonna do it in the kitchen sink#which way are you washing ur pee/poo hands in the sink we clean our dishes in?????????????#or yells at me i’m not her mother#mother fucker you ruin the communal space as is don’t make it poopy too 😭😭😭😭#haven’t eaten all day bc when i ran home to grab my lunch#two car accidents made the ten minute trip back to my office the whole hour#and i see or smell something gross in my house i immediately lose appetite.#i do have cereal so i can eat that 👀#ugh now i’m remembering her grabbing a fist full of the bowl i began making yesterday when she asked me to paint her toenails#i hate bashing her in this way bc it feels. worse than just calling her on her actions buts it’s so fucking gross#she grew fungus under press ons i did for her and swore off them#but all i could think is that…….#i don’t even wanna say it#dad made me lose 30 pounds last year on accident i’ve actually gained weight - not all of it bc i still fit in the#clothes i bought during that time but let’s see if i can lose more bc of my mom#like cooking yesterday way gross bc of the house and then i remember my mom can also be gross#and has control of every room outside of my room#which is a mess bc i’ve been partying so much#(it was a mess before laundry is KICKING my ass)
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I watched episode seven of GAP, and my biggest takeaway is Tee would NEVER!
Not ever would Tee do Mon as dirty as Sam continues to play Mon.
Sam is constantly pointing out that Mon is poor (Sam, as Mon's boss could PAY HER MORE!), Sam fired Mon so she could date her instead of CHANGING HER STUPID RULE, Mon has to decipher what Sam means all of the time, Sam is engaged, Sam is never working while demanding everyone else works twice as hard (very Willy Wonka of her), Sam is hella rude to her friends when they only want her to be happy, Sam shows up to people's houses uninvited, and Sam called Mon dumb when Sam is estupida #1 .
There is a long list of other offenses, but this reinforces the point that TEE WOULD NEVER!
nev - ver
#I don't like Sam#I'm saying that with my full chest#GAP the series#Mon x Sam#More like MonTee#If Sam says one more negative thing about Mon‚ I'm going to pop off like a press on nail and snap#Why does Mon like Sam?!#I get that Sam is dealing with a shitty grandma and an effed up past but THERAPY my girl#Sam is learning dances and posing in her office while yelling at everyone else#Sam only wears black and white but is a big ass red flag#If Mon was my friend‚ I'd tell her to run far away from Sam and into Tee's arms#If I was Sam's friend‚ I'd say the same!#Sam can't throw money at this problem#I want Sam to cry so badly#I want her to experience pain for the way she treats Mon#And she has yet to wear pink#If she really liked Mon‚ she would've worn her color by now!
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#that moment when i've been working my ass off to learn more about our pre-press department in order to someday join the deptartment#and now our receptionist has brought her 19 year old son in for the summer to work and she's talking about how he's a graphic artist and#he is so good but they better treat him right and he's gonna let her know if someone is ganging up on him and he wants to do graphics#but it's only for the summer so who knows what will happen he might not even like it here but he's gonna get into pre-press she knows it#i have been at this company for 10 years struggling so fucking hard and she wants him to just walk right into a position?#BUT REALLY TRULY honestly this place is crazy enough that the possibility is actually there for him to just get the job ... ha ha ha. ok.#goodbye good mood
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