#sorry for the tmi
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i’m starting to grow embarrassed ab bein a virgin at 21 as well as not having my first kiss and i can’t understand whether it’s society morphing my brain or insecurity morphing my brain.
#ʚ ɞ sexi lexi speaks :#sorry for the tmi#but holy fuck literally everyone around me has done these things and i haven’t#i feel left out#and also unwanted#ew i don’t like getting depressive and sad on the dash
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Ian could hit me with a train and I'd still ask him to rail me
I feel this on a spiritual level 🙏
#ian hecox#een#☀️#sometimes i see him in vids and i am just like give me ONE chance to suck you off#and i say that as someone with a weak gag reflex who doesnt like giving oral that much#lilac answers#asked and answered#sorry for the tmi#dont perceive me
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y’all i need an opinion !! moots and followers that are +18 and date a man, does your man trades sex for videogames???
cuz like today i was SO READY and my bf was like “yeah i need to do these things on Weekend League on FIFA so we cant today bb” and i was so—
#its not the first time it happened#probably wont be the last#but this makes me so mad#and i feel neglected af#do your bfs do this too???#SORRY FOR THE TMI#lena rambles#smexy times
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Pretty sure a cyst on my ovary ruptured last night. I was in so much pain, but I am mostly okay now
#pain#I was tempted to go to the hospital#like the pain was that bad#but#I have no insurance#and I was not about to have a 5k to 10k dollar bill#nope nope nope#so I suffered in silence and tried to go back to bed#didn't get to sleep until the middle of the night#i did cry#sorry for the tmi
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She had a big day today. A trip in the car to a friend's house. Hanging out with a few of us while exploring a new place. The trip back... absolutely electric!
Kitty is exhausted and ready to sleep for 20 hours straight.
#sleepy kitty#cat sleeping#cute kitty#funny cats#naughty cat#catblr#petblr#meiga#I farted and she didn't even react#that's my ass she's pressed to#I just forgot she was there#but to be fair she tries to sniff into the toilet while I crap all the time#so I don't think she minds xDD#sorry for the tmi
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judaism makes me sad now. there’s no more joy in my practice, and the practice is nonexistent. any of that connection i had is gone. idk where to find it but at this point i’m not sure if it’s going to come back. I hope it does, though.
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I thought the puppy was crying in the distance but it was just my one nostril whistling a little bit. I’m still so congested at night!!!
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after receiving my last dermatology class i can safely say i am never having sex with a stranger without a condom in my fucking life
#sorry for the tmi#im literally only seeing pictures on a powerpoint presentation but that hurts more than enough
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hi all! sorry for the radio silence lately but i’ve been going through it. and by through it i mean recovering from a traumatic breakup in which i found out my ex of three years has been cheating on me. I’ll be back soon with your regularly scheduled elliot content soon!
#sorry for the tmi#but I felt like I needed to share the exact reason#trying to find healthy coping mechanisms now
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I've had such horrible allergies for the past week and even with medication have been basically useless, my whole head is one big blob of mucus.
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Oh yes, thank you mother nature for making me feel like someone is curve stomping my whole lower back this morning 😑 on top of the chilly morning weather
My dumbass could have slept in, but noooo.... I forgot it was a teacher work day.
How's everyone doing this Friday morning?
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Honestly, I would feel worse for disappointing a woman in bed than a man. Like, bitch you have the same equipment, how did you manage to fail at making her cum?
#poppy's thoughts#bisexual problems#i don't have that much experience in sex either way because i was closeted for most of my life and I was also the weirdo#so none of the guys wanted me and even the ones who i did make out with were embarrassed#i am looking at you guillermo#anyways bottom line is i haven't even kissed a girl though i fell in love with one and we did stuff long distance#sorry for the tmi
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So um. apparently. something that I thought was a normal part of female anatomy all my life. is actually an intersex condition.
schools need to fucking teach sex ed
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oh my gooooosh!!!
SN has no idea what they’ve done giving me the power to make all these things pink!
and I’ve only done the dresses! I haven’t even touched the accessories or shoes or anything else yet
I just went to my home screen, and here she is swinging all in pink! it makes my heart sing
#i am so sick today…. i was vomitting last night and my stomach is sick#but this makes me feel better. at least happier to be home all day#sorry for the tmi#look at the beautiful pink!!
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YOU HELD HANDS WITH ALEXIS DJZHSHUDVDBDBDJFBFBF You guys are my otp. Was it platonic friendship hand holding or romantic??? The boy flirts and holds your hand but you don't talk about your status ? I'm gonna shake you both by the shoulders so you can wake up and realize you're meant for each other
anon I think you missed the update where we kissed djdjdjdj a few days ago ✨🤭🤭 so this was 100% romantic djdjdkd god just saying that makes me feel crazy lmao but yeah
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Hi um sorry if this is an odd question and you don't have to answer but do you have a Twitter account
hi jenn :) oh, absolutely not! don't worry. um, actually i don't... but i'm thinking of making one (i don't know if that's a good thing, though)... may i know why? (it's ok if it's just a harmless question without a reason hehe)
#i actually had one but i was overwhelmed by it so i deactivated hahaha#sorry for the tmi#topmewera#na answers
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