#that’s my wife actually guys

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[silvermistyy]

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

[glowsticcc]

his name is philza minecraft and he is quite sad!

he is married to a skeleton and that is interesting!

both his kids! are a-sleep!

he’s so lonely! he’s so lonely!

[guacanator]

third times a charm

HEAVYYYY STINE AGE HAEVAYYY IM DYING I CANT BREATHE

DESIGN BY → cedariin ← ON TWITTER GO GIVE YOUR LOVE THERE

(if broski has a tumblr please let me know. there’s a linktree on twit but those links literally never work for me)

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[mohntilyet]

veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.

NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!

i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc

of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3

[mblue-art]

"Wait- hold on, why do I get a bigger reaction than Iwa's?!" "We're not moving on to mine until you've answered our questions, Micchan!!" "Oh, so Iwa can put Godzilla but when I put SANS UNDERTALE--"

[toxicsugarz]

I think my favorite thing about Chilchuck is that he would much rather have had his friends think he cheated on his wife than be emotionally vulnerable

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus: Potter, why the fuck is our kitchen trashed?

James: Oh! I wrote a haiku to tell you I'm sorry for that! It goes: Please do not be mad, I left the house a huge mess, I am real sorry.

Regulus:

Regulus:

Regulus: Strangely, I'm no longer mad.

[squeebh8]

ctimene and odysseus according to eury probably

[eroticlamb]

Brigette Bardot as Camille Javel in Contempt, 1963 ₊ ˚ ⊹ ♡ Directed by Jean-Luc Godard

[binkusdinkus]

🍉🍉Their so watermelon coded🍉🍉

(mind the doodles in my math book)

[bridgoetta]

I just think they’re really neat

[modrzewek]

part 5 of fiddlestan comic (part 1) (part 4)

before they went out, Fiddleford insisted on changing clothes (they were really stinky) so they wear Ford's old t-shirts

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is