#guys shes actually my wife 😋

[eroticlamb]

Brigette Bardot as Camille Javel in Contempt, 1963 ₊ ˚ ⊹ ♡ Directed by Jean-Luc Godard

[tender-rosiey]

Since your requests are open I'll help myself 😋 Gojo's wife starts to have morning sicknesses, so she suspects that she's pregnant. She takes a test and finds out that she actually is pregnant. Would u please write gojo's reaction when his wife tells his that he's gonna be a daddy? 🥺💕 thanks you, please feed us with your delicious writing!!!

Also if you're not feeling well then please ignore this. Take care! Mwah^•^♡

weight — gojo satoru x f!reader

a/n: I hope you like this, luv 🥺💕 thank you so much for your kind words and take care of yourself as well! many kisses and hugs 🫶

“shoko, I need a place to hide!” you say, bursting into the infirmary. you take the small moment of shock that shoko is in to take a much needed breath.

“what did you do this time?”

you wordlessly raise the pregnancy test with slightly shaky hands and upon seeing it, shoko drops the poor sandwich she was eating. you close the door behind you before sitting down next her.

she smiles, “nice, I am going to be an aunt,” then she looks at you confused, “why are you hiding though?”

“I need time to figure out how I will tell him or more like—“ you look at the ceiling, “face him. he will probably figure everything out with his six eyes, but I don’t know how he will react,” you wrap your arms around yourself and shoko sighs.

“you guys didn’t talk about it yet?” she stands up and goes to get you a warm drink.

you gently rock yourself, “satoru already…has so much on his shoulders,” you bury your face in your arms, “I don’t want to add to that.”

she places the mug in front of you, “you do know that he got into this relationship willingly, right? you didn’t hold him at gunpoint or anything…or did you?”

you lightly punch her shoulders, but you take the mug, muttering a small thanks, “if anyone was held at gunpoint then it would be me.”

shoko chuckles and pats your head, “you need to be able to face him, y/n. he will find out anyway, and personally, I think you should have faith in his reaction more than that,” you lock eyes, “you know him more than anyone else, after all.”

your gaze falls to your drink. its surface is so still until you softly blow and it ripples, calm the chaos.

what if you don’t know satoru as much as you thought? what if having a kid will scare him away?  as the strongest, your husband has so much on his mind 24/7. will he be able to handle a baby as well?

while a part of you tells you that your husband is no coward nor is he so fragile, the other can’t help but think that perhaps this love story of 12 years will reach its end, a very tragic end even.

with the creation of a new life, ends a lifetime of feelings and events.

you snap out of your thoughts when you notice shoko shooing you into the closet room.

you hear the door open and you have a guess who it is. he makes himself known anyway, “shoko,  have you seen y/n?”

shoko quirks an eyebrow and gojo huffs, “okay, fine, I know she is here, but is she mad at me? did I do something?”

you have a feeling that he is looking directly at your eyes even through the closet’s door as he speaks, “y/n, I will take you out anywhere. I don’t know what I did, but let me make it up to you. I hate when you’re upset with me, sweets.”

he is frowning lightly as he stares at the closet with hope. shoko sighs before walking out of the room, but not without patting his shoulder.

the door closes and satoru speaks up again, “can you please come out so we can at least talk about it?”

he hears your sigh and beams when you finally get out of the room, “there is my pretty girl.”

he has a flower bouquet in hand and he is looking at you so intently, but you don’t think he noticed the life growing inside of you now. he is far too focused on making you forgive him for whatever he did. you take a deep breath and look him in the eyes.

your hand moves and finally rests on your stomach.

his brows furrow lightly before his eyes widen. satoru’s breath hitches just like it did during your wedding. he places the bouquet aside before looking quickly between your eyes and stomach, “you are…”

you grip your own hands, nodding. tears start forming in your eyes till they finally fall and cries are what he sees now. your knees give out on you and you fall to the ground, now sobbing.

you are looking at the ground as you cry and hug yourself tighter, bracing yourself for whatever is coming.

satoru, almost instantly, finds himself on his knees in front of you.

his arms, like it’s second nature, pull you close into a warm and secure hug, “hey, hey,” he pats your back, a little clumsily, “if you don’t want it then it’s fine. you know I care about you the most,” his voice shakes a bit, “don’t cry please, you’re breaking my heart—“

“I am sorry, I am sorry, I am sorry,” you repeat a mantra of the same phrase as you pull him even closer. satoru cups your face and the moment you’re met with the pair of blue eyes you love so much, you break down more, “I know you—probably don’t want it but—“

he tilts his head, utterly confused and maybe even offended, “what are you talking about? of course, I want it!”

the room is silent for a moment as you process what he says. it’s like a massive weight has been lifted off your shoulders. you let out a shaky breath as you look down at your hands.

satoru rests his forehead on your own. his voice is soft and barely above a whisper as he speaks, “it’s our baby.”

the content smile on his face is almost unreal, “why in the world would you think that I wouldn’t want it anyway?” and somehow the pout on his face assures you even more.

your arms wrap themselves around his torso and you rest your head on his shoulder, “it’s just—I thought it would be burdening you with yet another responsibility. you have the world on top of your shoulders. how am I better than anyone if I weigh down even if it’s a different type of weight.”

“is it a weight for you?” he asks, voice hushed.

“of course not! I want—“ you answer immediately.

“there is your answer,” he chuckles and you look at his face once again.

you notice that he is tearing up. your satoru is tearing up, and the blindfold isn’t there to hide it nor are the glasses.

his eyes never leave yours as he says, with no waver on his voice, “I would pick you over everything else, every single time and in every single universe, silly girl.”

“you should know that already,” he flicks your forehead but the smile never leaves his face.

a soft laugh tumbles out of his lips as he pulls you in for a big bear hug, his form completely engulfing your own.

he fills tears stain his shirt, but he can only focus on your smile he feels on his skin and the fact that he voice out loud, “I will be a dad,” he sighs with contentment.

“and it’s all because of you,” he raises your face and nuzzles your noses together making you giggle, “we're going to be parents, you sweet pretty thing.”

satoru’s lips find themselves on your own in one very sweet and loving kiss. it’s soft, light, and gentle. yet it conveys all the words that he can’t get out at the moment.

when you pull away slightly, he quickly pulls you back for another, “I love you so much.”

he places a hand on your stomach, “and you too.”

“but don’t think I will share mama with you,” he sticks his tongue out at it, “she is mine!”

the baby is not even out of the womb, and yet he is already bickering with it.

you laugh and your chest feel so light. you kiss his cheek and his pout turns into a grin almost immediately. you hum, “infinity and beyond?”

his hand holds your own and he caresses your ring, “infinity and beyond.”

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[fanfictionismyaddiction]

Family, F1, and everything in-between

Social Media AU

pairing: Toto Wolff x wife!reader

summary: Follow the glamorous yet grounded life of Y/n Wolff, the supportive and stylish wife of F1's Toto Wolff, as she navigates the fast-paced world of Formula 1 alongside her husband, sharing moments of love, family, and behind-the-scenes paddock life ______________________________________________________________

Weekend getaway to the Austrian Alps with my favorite person ❤️ #QualityTime #NatureLover

LewisHamilton: Looks peaceful! Hope Toto unplugged from work for at least a minute 😂 → MercedesAMGF1: Of course I’m relaxing, @ LewisHamilton. Don’t worry, the team’s in good hands 😉 #WorkHardPlayHard

Charles_Leclerc: A much-needed break for the boss! Enjoy your time away 🌲 GeorgeRussell63: So this is what Toto looks like when he’s relaxed. Never seen it before! 😄 ValtteriBottas: Beautiful scenery! Make sure Toto doesn’t try to race down those mountains 😂 AngelaCullen: What a perfect place for some fresh air and reflection! Enjoy every moment ❤️ DanielRicciardo: Careful, Toto might start plotting his next strategy on those hikes! 😆 FanGirlSara: So adorable! You two are the ultimate power couple! ❤️ #Goals RacingHeart88: This is the break Toto deserves! You guys inspire us to balance work and life 👏

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A rare sight: Toto taking a break from his phone to actually enjoy dinner 😋 #DateNight #FineDining

PierreGasly: Impressive! How did you manage to get him to put the phone down? Teach us your ways, Y/n! 😂 EstebanOcon: A true miracle! Can we expect a happier Toto in the paddock now? 👀 LandoNorris: Bet he's still thinking about the next race strategy, though 😆 → MercedesAMGF1: I’m capable of multitasking, @ LandoNorris 😜 But yes, it’s nice to just enjoy the moment with my beautiful wife -Toto

CarmenMundt: You two are such a stylish couple! That dinner looks amazing too ✨ JessicaButton: Love seeing you both taking time for yourselves! Well-deserved break 🥂 FanPage_Y/n: This is such a wholesome post! Y/n, you’re a magician if you got Toto to put his phone away 😂 F1Life74: I aspire to have this level of work-life balance one day! Enjoy your evening 🌙

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Early morning runs are better with a partner 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #CoupleWorkouts

CarlosSainz55: who’s setting the lap times? 😉 MaxVerstappen1: Morning runs? Toto really is dedicated. Next time, invite the rest of us! DanielRicciardo: Must be tough keeping up with him, Y/n! I’ve seen that man in the gym 💪 → MercedesAMGF1: She’s faster than you think, @ DanielRicciardo. Might have to consider her for the next driver lineup! 😂 -Toto

RosannaTennant: Couple goals! I’m inspired to get up early tomorrow… or maybe just sleep in and watch from here 😂 MarkWebber: Toto’s secret to success—early starts! You two look great! FitnessF1Fan: Y/n, what’s your running playlist? Need some motivation! ��� SpeedQueen99: You both look so fit! How do you balance everything so well?

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My favorite place to unwind: our garden at sunset 🌅 #HomeSweetHome

SebastianVettel: A perfect place to recharge. I’ll trade you some honey for a spot in that garden 😉 FernandoAlonso: You have to take good care of that garden, Y/n. It’s where Toto recharges his winning energy! GeorgeRussell63: That’s where all the secret Mercedes strategies are born, right? 😂 → MercedesAMGF1: It’s where I find peace, @ GeorgeRussell63. And maybe, just maybe, where I come up with a few ideas😉 -Toto

RomainGrosjean: Beautiful garden! Can’t wait to see it in person sometime soon 🌸 ReneeWolff: That garden is pure magic! Love seeing Toto relax there 🌼 LoversOfF1: Toto smiling and flowers blooming—this is the content we’re here for! 😍 EcoRacer17: Your garden is a dream, Y/n! And having Toto in the background is a bonus 😊

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Just another day at the track supporting @ MercedesAMGF1 🏁 Always proud of my boys! #F1Family

MickSchumacher: The ultimate team supporter! We’re lucky to have you around, Y/n 😊 LewisHamilton: You’re the glue that holds this family together! Appreciate you always ❤️ NicoRosberg: Always nice to see you at the track! Brings back memories 😄 NataliePinkham: Y/n, you’re such a star! The energy you bring is unmatched ✨ Y/nWFans: Love seeing you at the track, Y/n! You bring such positive vibes to the team 💙 Formula1Fanatic: You’re the real MVP of Mercedes, Sophia! Keep doing what you do! 🏆 F1_GossipCorner: Y/n Wolff is truly the queen of the paddock! So much respect for her 👑 MercedesAMGF1: Couldn’t do it without you by my side, @ Y/nWolff. Team Mercedes is a family, and you’re at the heart of it 💙 -Toto

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A little family time before the next race 🐾 #FamilyFirst #DogLovers

ValtteriBottas: That dog is living the dream! 🐕 You guys look so happy! → MercedesAMGF1: Our dog has the best life, @ ValtteriBottas. He might even join me in the paddock one day! 🐕 -Toto

LewisHamilton: Love seeing you all together! Give the pup some extra pats from me 🐾 PierreGasly: Y/n, you might have the cutest dog in the paddock! 😍 AngelaCullen: Dogs are the best stress relievers! Enjoy your time together 🐶 RomainGrosjean: Family time is the best time. I see Toto is more relaxed when he’s around the dog 😊 DogLoversUnite: That’s the cutest family photo! Your dog is so adorable! 🐾❤️ PaddockPets: Can we get more of Toto and the dog? This is the content we need! 🐶

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Behind the scenes of an F1 weekend 🏁 #TeamSupport #PaddockLife

LewisHamilton: Y/n keeping the team spirit high as always! 🙌 Charles_Leclerc: t’s always great having you in the garage, Y/n. You bring such good energy! ⚡️ GeorgeRussell63: Look at Toto, all business as usual 😂 → MercedesAMGF1: Focused as always, @ GeorgeRussell63. Y/n is the secret to our success in the garage 😉 -Toto

LandoNorris: Y/n in the garage = good vibes only! 🎉 TechFanF1: Seeing the behind-the-scenes action is awesome! Thanks for sharing, Y/n! RacingWivesClub: Y/n, you’re the real MVP behind Toto’s success! 💪

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Pre-race rituals with the one and only 🏁✨ #RaceDayReady #F1Life

LewisHamilton: That’s the pre-race boost we all need! Sending good vibes to you both! ❤️ MickSchumacher: Now I see where Toto gets his race-day focus from! 🏎️ NicoRosberg: Aww, bringing back memories! You guys are the best 💫 JessicaButton: Love seeing the love and support between you two! Power couple vibes all the way 🌟 TheWolffsfan: That’s such a sweet moment! Toto’s good luck charm ❤️ SpeedyF1Fan: This is too cute! No wonder Toto’s always so calm before a race. RacingLife_92: Y/n, you’re definitely the best part of the pre-race routine! 😍 MercedesAMGF1: Every race is better with you by my side, @ Y/nWolff. You’re my good luck charm 💖 -Toto

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When in Monaco… 🇲🇨 #MonacoGP #LivingTheDream

Charles_Leclerc: Looking stunning! Hope you’re enjoying my home race 🏎️🇲🇨 DanielRicciardo: Monaco magic! You two look like movie stars! 🎥 MaxVerstappen1: Y/n, you’re outshining the entire grid with that look! 😎 AngelaCullen: Wow, you both look amazing! Monaco has never looked better 😍 PierreGasly: Y/n, I think you just set a new standard for race day fashion 👏 FashionAndF1: This is what we call couple goals! Y/n, your dress is absolutely stunning! ✨ MonacoMagicFan: Toto and Y/n, the ultimate power couple at the ultimate race! 🔥 MercedesAMGF1: Monaco feels even more special when I’m with you, @ Y/nWolffYou make every event shine ✨-Toto

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Back to Brackley! Ready to get back to work with the team 🏠🏎️ #HomeBase #F1Family

LewisHamilton: Welcome back! Let’s get back to business 💪 GeorgeRussell63: The team's energy always picks up when you’re around, Y/n! Time to put in the work 💼 ValtteriBottas: There’s no place like home! Brackley is ready for the Wolff magic 🏁 AngelaCullen: Exciting times ahead! So glad to see you back with the team 😊 TiffanyCromwell: Y/n, you always bring such positive vibes! Can’t wait to see what’s next 💥 JamesAllison: We’ve missed you around HQ! Let’s gear up for an even stronger season 🔧 MercedesF1FanForever: It’s great to see you back at the heart of Mercedes, Y/n! Your presence is truly inspiring 💙 F1_Fanatic88: Y/n back in Brackley! Can’t wait to see what the team achieves next! #TeamMercedes MercedesAMGF1: Back to where the magic happens. Couldn’t do it without you by my side, @ Y/nWolff. Let’s make this season one to remember 🏆 -Toto F1FamilyMoments: Y/n support is what makes Mercedes more than just a team. It’s a family. Welcome home! 🏠💙

[realcottonpicker]

🙂 heyyyy I still don't know what jjk to write about still brainstorming. SO ! 😁 HERES SOME GENYA HCS !!!

Genya hcs 😁 !

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Warnings : nothing just ¿Fluff? ( I think I don't know much I just started back writing and forgot everything) 😋

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• genya isnt use to physical touch so when u hug or kiss him he legit turns into a flustered mess and stiff but after a while he will start to hug back.

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Ex : you run to hug genya after he comes from a mission " Hi genya ! , I missed u " he completely shuts down he's frozen face like a tomato u realize what happened so u ask if he's ok , " h-huh ? Oh yeah " then proceeds to hug u back 😋🥰😍

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• Doesn't like PDA as much so in private he loves to be clingy and loves gifting u ¿cheesy? things he'll usually ask mitsuri what to do and what gifts to get u so she takes him shopping for u etc .

( this is mitsuri for people who don't know 😁 )

Ex: mitsuri takes genya shopping for u and genya sees and a necklace he remembers u saying u liked and might consider buying it but he buys it because he wants to make u happy, plus it's on sale and mitsuri says it's a good choice and that he should put it in a little cute box for with a note before he leaves for a mission.!!

( sishskwlwjshs )

So he will leave u little boxes with necklaces , bracelets , hairpins , rings etc.

With a note that says " I'm going on a mission see u soon sweetheart , take care of yourself love you

- future husband , mitsuri "

And u absolutely love it and you always enjoy with he gets you little things and u often wear them !!!!!!!! 🤩🤩.

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• he secretly loves when you kiss his scars and will legit melt and cry in your arms not forgetting to praise u 🤭 .

( poor genya 🥹 )

Ex : u and genya are laying on the couch watching your favorite show / movie [ insert favorite show or movie ] genya is laying on your lap turned towards the tv and the show/ movie has went on commercial u lean down slowly kissing genya's scars u see him start to tear up so you wipe his eyes until he turns his face into your lap crying " y/n I love you , I'm so thankful to have somebody so beautiful and thoughtful and kind as you , you always make me smile , this is the best relationship I've been in , I see why I choose you as my future wife your so kind and u make me comfortable and safe , I love you , I want to spend my life with u and have kids and wake up to your beautiful face every morning , I- " just as he was about to continue the show/ movie is back on u lean down to whisper. " I love u to genya , there is no want I will spend my life with you " he turns to face up smiling and places a small peck on your lips.

( didggssjsizu🤷👄🤷‍♀️🫶🏾👄💔😐🤦🏾‍♀️😮🤷🤷🍵🤦🏾‍♀️👄💔😍💔😭🤦🏾‍♀️🥰😀😐 )

( mini heart attach , kicking my feet in my bed writing this rn )

• tell him you love him every chance u get he will die and come back to life speechless 🤭🥹

Ex : genya is going to get some groceries and u decide to stay home and finish up some work ask he walks out the door u quickly run to the door " see you later genya , I love you " he freezes in his steps looking down his nose actually starts to bleed he turns and says " I love you too , see you later honey " you notice his nose " are you ok baby? , Your nose.." he looks down to be standing in his own blood " N-NOTHING " he turns and dashes off covering his nose " SEE YOU LATER BABE , I LOVE YOU " you chuckle as u see him wave and run faster.

He still acts if it's you guys first time saying I love u it's so cute 🌝🌝🌝🌝

• get him soaps , hairwash and sprays , body wash , Cologne etc he will use every last drop and not waste one

Ex : you are your shared futon as genya walks in the room , towel only covering his waist below he sits and you smell the all the new products you bought him last month and everyday from that night he uses all of it and when he goes to work he makes sure to spray your favorite perfume on him just in case , plus he loves to smell good.

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Sadly this is the end of genya hcs I'm sorry that it's short it's just that I'm very unmotivated tbh

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat (everyone's alive so everyone is here, it's also extremely long)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive! chaos, kinda offensive (no offensive terms used)

Desc: this is how they joined toman btw wakui texted me and said this

Takemitchy: ok everyone's here now

Mikey: yeah we added everyone

Mikey: me and Mitchy made a groupchat that'll have all of us here so that we can all be friends. you cannot leave🙂

Izana: i want to call you a homophobic slur

Ran: unprovoked?

Baji: with Takemitchy and Mikey, it's always provoked

Rindou: aren't there actual gay people that you'll offend tho. i won't let the gays be offended by this

Rindou: Takashi don't worry i'll protect you bro

Mitsuya: great

Hakkai: leave him alone Ran😐

Ran: i didn't even do anything Hakkai leave me alone 😭

Takemitchy: only peace and love here guys

Smiley: bull fucking shit

Smiley: i will cause problems intentionally you fucknut

Angry: Smiley😡

Mochi: this isn't gonna work but okay

Smiley: shave off your eyebrows and start again

Mochi: they'll just grow back the same, motherfucker😐

Smiley: you didn't do that to look cool??

Mochi: no

Smiley: what side did you get them from?

Mochi: my moms?

Mochi: why does this matter

Smiley: she must be ugly as shit, damn

Senju: naur 💀

Mochi: i'm going to be violent with you

Smiley: come at me bro

Smiley: nvm you're 6'5 and built like a gorilla

Smiley: i'll accept my loss here

Mikey: i get so happy when i see you all like this

Baji: man stfu you always saying some weird shit

Baji: you and Takemitchy are weird and i'm on to you

Baji: always talking about how "the fruit of our labour has finally flourished"

Baji: weird

Mikey: i never said that wtf😭

Kakucho: Takemitchy did, he says it a lot

Takemitchy: uh do i? it's a lyric from a song that's stuck in my head lmao

Kakucho: you always say it while crying and looking at all of us you weirdo

Izana: this is why people used to be hanged for being gay

Mikey: can u leave him alone

Izana: i don't have to listen to you, i'm older

Mikey: ok, no pupils head ass

Izana: ok, no bitches head ass

Emma: stop fighting, I'll tell Shini-nii☹️

Izana: you're such a pick me Emma oh my god

Emma: i'm not, i only needed one man to pick me😚

Draken: 🙂

Emma: 😕

Draken: ...

Emma: 😒

Draken: 😑

Draken: fine

Draken: i love you Emma, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife❤

Emma: i love you too Kennyy omg😭❤❤❤

Senju: you just forced him to say that why r u so happy 💀

Yuzuha: why am i here

Takemitchy: we need a few responsible people who r scary

Yuzuha: but...nvm

Draken: why do you have fangirls following you

Yuzuha: idk i'm just pretty great

Draken: fair

Chifuyu: i wish i had fangirls

Kazutora: you're ugly

Chifuyu: 😐

Baji: if y'all start again i'll ram a cactus down your throats

Chifuyu: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Baji: Kazutora's troubled, stop provoking him. you make eye contact for too long

Baji: you know that agitates him

Kazutora: 😋

Mikey: why r u talking about him like he's a creature or smth

Baji: to some extent he is

Kazutora: hey

Chifuyu: but Baji-san he's doing this on purpose this is so unfair 😭

Draken: Kazutora stop using the mentally ill card

Kazutora: fine, jeez😒

Senju: it's great to have friends tbh

Sanzu: don't say that, it's embarassing

Shion: i still don't believe Sanzu's a dude

Shion: he's too pretty and petite like a girl idc

Shion: like you'll have to take your dick out and show it to me for me to believe me you

Rindou: yo?

Baji: 🤨

Mikey: dude...

Hakkai: can you ever behave

Chifuyu: c'mon man

Smiley: fucking Shion man

Izana: why did you speak

Shion: aren't we all equal here

Izana: who told you that

Shion: your brother, sir

Mucho: Shion stop talking

Shion: y'all switch up rq huh😒

Rindou: everyone shut up and pay attention to me

Mitsuya: i mean this genuinly, i hate it here

Rindou: you're a hater

Mitsuya: that's what i just-

Mitsuya: 😊

Rindou: ok now that Mitsuya's done whining i need help with my stage name

Angry: for what bestie

Rindou: DJing

Hakkai: i thought i was bestie but okay 😒

Angry: you're both bestie

Rindou: i thought I was bae tho lol

Angry: um 🙁

Rindou: i was joking you're ugly

Rindou: this is why your brother has bitches and you don't

Angry: why'd u get so triggered

Angry: and we have the same face😐

Rindou: it's different

Ran: shhhhh this is getting nowhere

Rindou: but my stage name

Smiley: stfu Ran you're a homosexual

Izana: i knew it 😟

Chifuyu: it's always violence with y'all damn

Mikey: OHHH THAT'S WHY U STAND LIKE THAT LMAO

Kakucho: i thought Ran was popular with the ladies

Angry: so which is it Ran? homo or hetero

Kazutora: 💀

Ran: whatever i feel that day

Ran: a hole is a hole after all

Mucho: can you not

Sanzu: 🤢

Rindou: he's lying to you he has no bitches

Rindou: all he does is sleep and do his hair

Ran: i never claimed to have bitches all i did was say i don't have a preference when it comes to gender or sex

Ran: why do people attack me for no reason i'm just sitting here being pretty

Mikey: two flamboyant bisexuals

Mikey: silly Koko and silly Ran

Koko: pls don't say that

Mikey: that you're silly?

Koko: uh, yes

Mikey: ok silly goose

Koko: 😐

Baji: i hate you all and wish i wish i was dead

Baji: i would rather stab myself to death than be here

Mikey: don't fucking say that Keisuke😐

Mikey: i don't find you funny

Mikey: why would you say that

Baji: damn chill what's wrong with you

Takemitchy: we shouldn't joke about death😐

Takemitchy: and let's remember that suicide isn't the only option

Takemitchy: there's always help❤👊

Baji: DO U GUYS SEE WHAT I MEAN

Baji: THEY'RE WEIRD

Inupi: suspicious

Senju: shut up pretty boy

Senju: you're absolutely gorgeous

Senju: that didn't come out the way i wanted it to

Inupi: ?

Sanzu: how did you want it to come out???

Kazutora: i mean he's not wrong he's so beautiful

Kazutora: not in a gay way tho like it just is what it is

Inupi: ...thank you, i guess

Kazutora: i wanna fuck him

Kazutora: idk what happened there, my bad

Chifuyu: chill out

Kazutora: you have a tiny dick

Chifuyu: 😐

Baji: Kazutora c'mon man

Baji: i'm starting to think you're the problem

Kazutora: i'm just flirting

Kazutora: in a homie typa way if ykwim

Baji: i do not

Hanma: good morning my cockroaches

Smiley: fuck you

Hanma: it's a bdsm today💘

Hanma: we should go out and have a beach day and catch jellyfish so that they can sting us and we can pee on each other to stop the pain

Hanma: who ever gets peed on first loses haha

Mitsuya: who even let you in here

Smiley: you gotta go to jail for that

Smiley: he can't keep getting away with this

Draken: wait what did he mean when he said it's a bdsm day am i the only one who's concerned

Kisaki: he thinks it means beautiful day sunny morning

Draken: oh...ok

Mikey: ain't no way

Kazutora: i'll send you a link Hanma dw bro I got you

Kisaki: don't we're in public

Hanma: ohoho this is inhumane why are they doing that🤠

Kisaki: curse you, Kazutora

Kazutora: don't kink shame

Baji: please stop watching graphic porn

Kazutora: no one wants to have sex with me what else should i do

Chifuyu: it's cause of the way you act

Kazutora: let's go outside real quick

Chifuyu: i'm sick of you let's go

Emma: they are going to kiss

Senju: it's giving enemies to loves slow burn

Baji: it's all coming together

Smiley: stop normalizing gay people🙏

Mikey: homophobes get fired from Toman

Smiley: fine

Smiley: slay or whatever the fuck ❤🧡💛💚💜👁👅👁🏳️‍🌈

Yuzuha: feels like a hatecrime tbh

Yuzuha: anyway me and Hakkai r getting on the plane so our phones r gonna be off

Hakkai: see you soon Taka-chan 😊

Mitsuya: yeah stay safe🧡

Angry: what about the rest of us 🙁

Draken: kys Shiba's

Hakkai: huh???

Yuzuha: what'd we do even

Mitsuya: Draken? why'd u say that

Draken: what did I say??

Mikey: kys=kill yourself

Draken: no???

Draken: kys=keep yourself safe

Mikey: who told him that

Smiley: 😁

[purfectstormzz]

It’s not living, if it’s not with you | Robert Keating x reader (social media au)

Summary: in which the 5th and youngest member of The 1975 is in love with a certain bass player.

Pairing: Robert Keating x fem!guitarist!reader

A/n: the reader is the 5th member of the 1975 and is also a guitarist. She’s around 23.

Masterlist

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Y/nY/l/n: Last night we played in my favourite city. The beautiful Dublin! This city is very special to me because I studied here, met the love of my life here and made so many memories here. The crowd here was absolutely amazing! Thank you all for making this show unbelievable!

Tagged: @the1975

Comments:

Bobbyskeetz: You were absolutely amazing last night baby!!!

> Y/nY/l/n: learned it from the very best 🫶🏼

Bobbysguitarstring: “met the love of my life here.” I’m sleeping on the highway tonight😫

>y/nswife: they’re my parents!

> inhalerfan4: *our parents!

MattyHealy: I think it’s time to fire Adam and make you our lead guitarist!!

> AdamHann: excuse you???

> Y/nY/l/n: it’s okay Hann I’m not gonna take your job. You’re retiring soon anyway😋

> AdamHann: @RossMacdonald they’re bullying me!

> RossMacdonald: Not my problem old man!

> AdamHann: I’m not old!!

Mattyhealyfan22: you guys killed it last night!!!

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Y/nY/l/n: Went to see my favourite band last night. You guys were amazing!

Comments:

Bobbyskeetz: We all know who you went for😏

> RyanMcmahon: Yes. Me…

> Elijahhewson: She definitely came for me!

> Y/nY/l/n: I actually came for Josh….

> JoshJenkinson: Ha Losers!!!

> Bobbyskeetz: you’re sleeping on the couch tonight y/n🫶🏼🫶🏼

Bobbyskeetz

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Bobbyskeetz: Happy anniversary Y/n. Thank you for staying with me for the last 7 years. I love you so much and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you <3

Comments:

Y/nY/l/n: I love you so much Bobby. These past 7 years have been the best years of my life. You can be a pain in the ass sometimes but I love you sooooo much🫶🏼

Inhalerfan: So wedding when??

> Elijahhewsonsguitarstring: right! They’ve been together for 7 years. He needs to put a ring on her finger!!!!

JoshJenkinson: my parents!

> ElijahHewson: *our

> RyanMcmahon: Mom and dad🫶🏼

>Bobbyskeetzzzzfan2: they get it!

Yourusername

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Y/nY/l/n: Ready for tonight’s gig! (Feat tha boyfriend)

Comments:

Inhalerfan: Is that an engagement ring on the last picture????

> Elijahhewsonsguitarstring: OMG! I think it is

The1975fan: I’m so ready for tonight’s concert! I can’t wait!!!

Bobbyskeetz: *fiance😏

> Inhalerfan: Broooo what?!?!?

ElijahHewson added to their story

Caption: He’s ready💍!!

Tagged: Bobbyskeetz

BobbySkeetz

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BobbySkeetz: What a strange time to be alive.

Comments:

Y/nKeating: I love you Robert Keating❤️

> Bobbyskeetz: I love you too Y/n Keating🫶🏼

Inhalerfan: Our parents are officially married wtf🥹

Elijahhewson: Congrats Mr and Mrs Keating.

JoshJenkinson: Most beautiful wedding I’ve ever been too😊

RyanMcmahon: They grew up so fast🥹 congrats you 2

Y/nKeating

Liked by Bobbyskeetz,RossMacdonald and 6700 others

Y/nKeating: It’s not living, if it’s not with you.

Comments:

Bobbyskeetz: So happy to call you my wife. I love you❤️❤️

> Y/nKeating: I love you too Husband🫶🏼❤️

MattyHealy: Congrats kids🤍

RossMacdonald: Congratulations to both of you. It was a wonderful wedding.

RyanMcmahon: Mom and Dad are married!

> Y/nKeating: We love you son🫶🏼

Y/nswife: Omg! I love them so much..

Inhalerfan: They’re so cute together🥹 literally my parents.

ElijahHewson: So happy that I was allowed to walk you down the aisle☺️ Congrats to both of you! I love you guys…

> Y/nKeating: We love you too Hewson. Thank you for walking me down the aisle😌

JoshJenkinson: it was about time😙

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[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader : INSTAGRAM AU

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yourusername 🎶 Que me dé duro, que me diga cosas nasty. Que me quite el estrés y me quite los panties 🎶 🚨 new music coming soon ‼️

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yourbestiename OHHH HOT DAYUMNN 😋 🥵

g_eazy 🔥 🔥 😍😍😍😍

yourbestiename Go away loser

druski why is another man on your shirt and not your actual husband?

yourusername You’re annoying!!!

urbanwyatt HAHA 😂 but like answer the question y/n

yourusername I’m about to kick you out, stop instigating

jackharlow 😍😍 damn my wife is sexy ass hell goddamn I’m hard.

yourusername Jackman, act right.

jackharlow I’m admiring your beauty and letting you know what your beauty does to me 🥵 💦 🍆

yourusername Your mom is on here, she’s going to call you and scold you.

jackharlow She just did 😩

user not Jack ignoring g eazy comment

user he doesn’t care that’s why

user no he just doesn’t care because he shares her with all these rappers.

jackharlow 😂😂😂chill out

claybornharlow Why do people make things up? Straight out of their ass? My brother is happily married, has two beautiful kids. He doesn’t have to address a damn thing because he knows everything at home is perfectly fine. So can you guys stop.

urbanwyatt Plus Geraldo is a groupie, he’s been wanting to get with y/n and y/b/n

jackharlow 🙄 Over it

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jackharlow It’s their world, I’m just living in it.

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yourusername Mis amorcitos 🥺

urbanwyatt Mia is a mood

yourusername Come get your goddaughter because the way she was acting before the picture was taken, total diva 💅🏼

urbanwyatt 😂😂 I believe it.

jackharlow She demanded a little spa night because her day was “exhausting” from making sure her little brother didn’t run off into the penguin sanctuary 😭😭

urbanwyatt Who’s gonna tell her Ezequiel is afraid of penguins?

druski how is one afraid of penguins? Oh Jackman’s seed only 😂😂

jackharlow I’ll fuck you up. If I recall correctly, didn’t you have him feed a duck and he got poked??? So now he’s afraid of ALL bird animal related.

cozane Dru be terrorizing kids everywhere.

yourusername That’s why my kids terrorize him back 😈

druski They really do, won’t forget the time Mia called me broke 🙄 she’s lying to everyone.

claybornharlow Don’t lie on my niece now.

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jackharlow Did you miss us? 🤪

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yourusername WE’RE BAAACKKK 👀

urbanwyatt They not ready 🤫

druski I missed you only!!!!! Should’ve left y/n stranded on the island

yourusername I hate you.

djdrama 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔜 💿

cozane Tell a friend of a friend, THE HARLOWS ARE BACK!!!

jackharlow 🤪 💜

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yourusername ✨ Life lately ✨ what it’s all about. The three loves of my life.

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jackharlow 💜💜💜

jackharlow I love you

jackharlow Also not me missing the last slide 😭 you play too much

jackharlowsource 😂☺️

druski You swear, he gave that chain to me

yourusername Damn then I guess he has two different ones because I was just wearing it while riding him

druski 🤮

yourusername 🤪🤪🤪

urbanwyatt My babies 💜💜 lmao at the last slide!!!!! It was really like that though.

user explain 👀

urbanwyatt no iykyk

yourusername 😭😭😭

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[snickerdoodie]

“I can never let go”

Summary: Months had passed since that night, the night of reunion and hurt that neither of them could forget. They thought the worst had ticked by…they couldn’t have been more wrong.

Pairing: Castin Hammer x f!reader

A/N: I told ya’ll I’d post again 😋. Found this is my drafts and decided to finish and post it since you all seemed to like my last one. This one isn’t actually like a part two to my other Castin fic, but it’s another hurt-comfort situation because apparently I can’t write anything without hurting my own feelings?? Idk. But anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this one as much as you liked the other one! Enjoy!

Castin jolts awake with a choked gasp, immediately raising himself to sit up as his eyes dart around the moonlight illuminated bedroom. His vision blurry and disorienting as he tries to control his ragged breaths, soon failing as his mind thinks back to his very vivid feeling dream.

Baroness, his wife, struggling to hang onto the glimpse of life as blood squirts out from the sword impaled in her abdomen. Castins there, hands shaking as her desperately applies pressure to the wound, knowing damn well there’s nothing that can heal the every bleeding injury. He takes in shuddering breaths as he struggles to hold back his tears, the heaviness behind his eyes only increasing as he hears her own breathing become more and more shallow. As she takes in one last, staggering breath, she lets out a quiet “I love you.” His eyes widen as he lets out a wet “oh my god,” as he watches the life drain from his wife’s eyes. Looking up at the sky in hopes of a miracle, a sign that she’s living, but alas none come. He shuts his eyelids tightly, wanting to wake up, to feel her once beating heart against his own, to feel the known warmness of her now cold body. But he knows, goddess does he know the look of a dead, pleading soul by heart all too well.

Trying to decipher what’s real and what’s not, his desperate eyes soon make focus on a little bead of candle light coming from the library. As his mind switches to autopilot, his shaking hands roughly rip the sheets from his sweaty body, his stiff feet soon making contact with the cold floor, causing his body to involuntarily shiver at the feeling.

His body tries to stand in its own, not realizing its own weak state, legs and knees giving out as he grabs onto the bedside table to support himself, his quivering arms and hands knocking over glass and whatever else lays upon the table, his ringing ears not detecting the crashing and shattering of the bottles. Eyes shutting tensely when his vision blurs once again, noticing the slight sting in his palms from the shards that lay on the table and ground.

A room away the Baroness hears the commotion, looking up from her book at a source for the sound, finding nothing in her line of sight. Figuring it was her clumsy husband, she shuts her book quickly before walking over slowly to their shared bedroom, peaking over the corner, not expecting the right before her.

She sees her husband, hunched over their bedside table, shoulders shaking and head moving from side to side, his breathing erratic and quick . Taking notice in the broken bottles on the floor, she carefully starts making her way towards him, feet tapping on the floor quietly.

“Castin?” She whispers out, soon met with an uncomfortable silence. As if being pulled from a trance, her husbands head perks up, jerking to face her, but the glazed over look in his eyes makes her queasy.

“Baby,” he rasps out, voice nearly breaking. With two left feet, he tries to make his way over, as does she. But his knees soon buckle and his body falls forward, the baroness catching his heavy body in her much smaller arms. With a grunt, she tries as gently as she can to set them both on the floor, being held up by their knees. As she does, his arms frantically curl around her as if she’d disappear, face snuggling against her neck hurriedly.

“C-Castin? What-Are you alright what happened-“ Her thoughts were cut off by a small sob coming out of her husband’s mouth. It surprises her, to say the least. To hear her husband get choked up. His usual stoic and masculine self being broken down to nothing but one of a weeping child. She feels his tears soak into her sheer silk nightgown before she speaks up again, more gentle this time, much like a soothing mother.

“Castin? Oh my poor dear, what happened?” She coos, her soft hands pull his face away from her, feeling a sense of dread as she sees the absolutely heartbreaking look in his eyes. His eyes are wide, unfocused, fat tears threatening to fall down his roughed up face, eyebrows furrowed tightly as his lip quivers sadly. Surprisingly, he speaks up.

“I—I lost you..you…” he chokes up on his own words before continuing, “Oh god, you-you were bleeding ou-out e-everywhere…so..so much blood I-..” he tries to continue his thoughts but a fresh batch of tears stop him from doing so. Her hands come back up to wipe them away as they gush out. As he babbles out incoherently, she starts pressing soft kisses onto his tear soaked face as a way of grounding his scrambled mind. As if it was some kind of cure, his eyes flutter closed at the contact, piecing together the fragment of memories slowly.

Her delicate hands trace gentle circles along his rigid arms, feeling as they release the tension that lies beneath. Continuing her ministrations, she feels his body succumb to the tension and finally give out, almost collapsing on top of her if it wasn’t for her grabbing his shoulders to steady him, they both would have ended up with an even worse injury.

“Are you with me, my love? Can you feel me now?” She asks softly, one hand coming free to caress his chiseled face. It takes him a moment to compel himself to nod gently on her hold. Smiling in slight relief, her hand rests against his cheek as she watches his eyes open slowly. The moonlight catches them perfectly, the glazed over look her once held now replaced with one of a tired worker, droopy eyes meet her own sheepishly.

“My love?” He starts, voice rough and gravely, rightfully so. She nods, a sad smile coming across her features.

“Are you alright now? Whatever happened to cause that?” She questions, thumb stroking his cheek lovingly. His eyes trail down to the floor before taking a deep breath before starting.

“A..a nightmare, a very vivid one at that. I….i thought it was so real, you were…” he takes in a shuddering breath before continuing, “You were bleeding out, right in front of me. A sword straight to the stomach…I…I couldn’t stop it and…” his voice becomes watery along with his eyes once again as she shushes him gently, both hands now coming to caress his face lovingly.

“I’m right here, my love. Alive and very well, very healthy. Breathing and speaking if you wish. It was all just a dream, a figment of your imagination, none of it was real, alright?” He nods against her, hands coming to cup her own against his face, feeling the warmth of them, relishing in the fact that he can feel the pulse within. “You can feel it, no? My pulse, my heartbeat, my warmness, *thats* all real. I’m right here, I’m not going anywhere any time soon.” He smiles, eyes still casted down to the soft fabric of which she wears, thanking the stars there’s no blood or weapon penetrating her porcelain skin.

“I feel you, baby, all of you.” He adds, taking in the small smile that makes its way across her face. With a loving glance, he slowly leans forward to interlock their lips, the weight of the world falling off his shoulders as he once again feels the heat radiating off her onto him.

Pulling away gently, his eyes meet her own, blinking sluggishly. His hands moving from hers to wrap around her midsection, face once again moving to her neck.

“I don’t think there’s anything in this world that can make me stop loving you, wife.”

“Likewise, husband.”

I love finding old writing from months ago that I just completely gave up on lmao. Idkw but the idea of Castin being like..so comfort starved triggers something in my brain. I love it when warrior men get all emotionalllll. Oh, this also don’t proofread either, I don’t think any of my stuff will actually be 💀. Am I gonna reuse the same Desmond image for every Castin fic??..perhaps

I hope you guys enjoyed this one too! I’ve been trying to post more but life is life and it literally stops for no one so I might just be scattering around random writes here and there lol. As always, comment about what you liked and what you didn’t like, or leave me a request in my inbox! I love ur guy’s ideas and seeing people request stuff makes me heart so happy ❤️❤️

(P.S. does anyone know how to make a master list?? I rlly wanna make one but I’ve got no clue how to work this😭. I’m doing all this on my phone so uh, help it wanted)

[dross-the-fish]

Okay, but the Victor and Adam building the mate were so good to 😳 I am very much rotating it in my mind

I kinda wish I had something super cool to say about it, but this is mostly random thoughts, so sorry about that 😅

Totally not crying about Adam trying to call Victor father, poor guy. Like sure, understandably Victor isn’t that pleased with him because of, you know, the murdering, but it's hard not to sympathize with Adams need to be accepted by Victor.

i do also love how Adam talks about the diy wife tho. Like in this very sweet and romantic way, and it also kinda feel like a part of it is coming from his own experience of being rejected.

But there also like a level of wrong with the whole thing? Like it feels like he's already kind of building an imaginary relationship with her, before they've technically officially met.

And in some way it also feels like he is setting himself up for failure, like, most likely the actual relationship would probably not live up to whatever fantasy he has (and in the end Victor is very much in the right about the bride)

love Adam, he is so fucked up and in need of so much therapy <3

(and i hope this wasn't too incoherent to read)

Anyway, i just think its a cool piece you've writen and i am gonna print it out and eat it ☺️😋

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

And you're right about Adam building a fantasy. That's a thing he tends to do in my AU and part of why things went so sour with Dorian. Adam has concepts about love and family and his own idea of how things are "supposed to go" and ultimately he ends up setting himself up. You can't blame him to much because he's had no socialization but at the same time it's painful to watch him keep getting his hopes crushed because he builds narratives that aren't really feasible.

And there was no way the bride could have worked, if she came out as intelligent and capable of independent learning as Adam did then I don't see her contenting herself with a husband she didn't pick as her only company for the rest of her life and there's no knowing how Adam might have taken it if she had rejected him. He may have loved the idea of her but there was no way for him to love her as a person.

Victor knows this, he's an ass for his treatment of Adam and his biases towards Adam's appearance but in the case of the bride Victor isn't wrong.

Unfortunately Adam is so desperate for companionship that he'll never be able to see that.

[josefavomjaaga]

> “Even if he himself at one point admitted in a letter to his wife that his general mood was often "not rose-coloured" and that it was hard for people to suffer it.”

Omg did he use that term, he knew he was a grumpy man

He did 😊. It's, of course, in a letter to his wife, and in the context of Louise wanting to send him a new valet to Spain. - Now, I understand that valets were held in higher regard than other servants, due to their closeness with their masters and also because taking care of the expensive wardrobe required some skills and knowledge.

From Soult's answer I kind of get the feeling that he had lost or dismissed his actual valet, and that currently one of the regular servants was performing this function. So Louise in a letter had offered to send a new valet from Paris. Soult answers while on the march to Andalusia:

Baylen, 21 January 1810 Thank you, but I don't want that. I am very pleased that Louis, who is the stupidest creature in existence, yet an honest man, has come to do this job; he puts up with my temper which, I assure you, is not always the colour of roses; besides, he is an old servant, which is a hundred times better than all the crooks in the capital.

Louise apparently really tried to help as best as she could but was not always lucky with her ideas. At one point she sent help for the much diminished cooking staff - but two guys instead of one, which irritated Soult who did not quite know how to pay this additional servant. On the other hand, Soult apparently at several points sent home servants who had been wounded or were sick, asking Louise to take good care of them and to make sure they could rest and recover properly.

So, while Soult may have not have been in the best mood most of the time, this does not mean he didn't care for his people. Also, I highly doubt that Louise Soult would have been very suprised about her husband being in a "not rose-coloured" mood. She must have seen him like that before 😋.

[rosie-the-posie]

🩷🎀 My DR List 🎀🩷

below is a pretty very long list of all the drs i’ve made scripts for

lmk if any of you want some more detail of any of them, dw i have EXTENSIVE detail on everything babes

don’t judge pls 😖😖 this is a safe space…hopefully 🩷

Fame DRs :

Phantasmagoria DR: my main fame dr where i’m the lead singer in a band called Phantasmagoria w my friends. We’re like, really famous. Like more famous than Taylor Swift famous. And I go on to become a really famous writer/director as well. This is the dr i think about all the time, i fucking rule guys. NO BAD SONGS. NO CONTROVERSIES. ONLY GOOD VIBES AND GREAT MUSIC. ofc i’m an EGOT and pretty much revitalize the film industry single handedly. 😋😘

Heartstopper Cast DR: i’m a part of the cast of Heartstopper (an OC named Vivienne Green - Harry’s sister - who’s besties with the group, helps Elle when she transfers school, and is Pansexual and eventually gets in a polycule). I’m honestly so cool in this one. I have my SHIT together at 19, like, it’s crazy. I’m dating Kit Connor cuz why not, and I eventually become one of the best actors of my generation no biggie 🤷🏻‍♀️

Harry DR 1: yes, I have more than one dr where i’m dating harry styles, who can blame me. I’m a songwriter that met Harry in his 1D days and became one of the band’s main songwriters. We became best friends after that and stayed close. We both become extremely famous in our respective areas in the music industry and are the power couple

Harry DR 2: this one came to me in a literal dream. I’m Harry’s secret fiance that literally no one knows about. My job is solving and rating puzzles (don’t ask me why idk either). I get pretty famous on tik tok for being one of those satisfying accs that people followed during the pandemic yk? Anyways, there’s this whole thing where I’m invited onto the Late Late Show to talk abt my job (Ellen style) and everyone loves me. Harry is just there ig

Harry DR 3 (LAST ONE): OK SO DONT JUDGE ME W THIS ONE. LET ME LIVE. so, basically, I’m Harry’s secret wife and - stay with me here - we have 6 children together. I really only wanted to go here bc I noticed how many tattoos he had of peoples names and i thought, hey, what if those were his kids’ names that he has tattooed on him and no one knows? like, why not? so this is a purely self-indulgent dr where I’m just living the domestic life with Harry Styles and our brood of children. this may or may not have been influenced by a fanfiction series i read

Hozier DR: in this one, I’m Mr. Andrew Hozier-Byrne’s girlfriend who lives with him in the Irish countryside. I’m a seamstress who has my own clothing brand. Think dresses to run through a field of flowers in, or to slowly decompose in a lake littered with petals yk? I end up making the dresses for the Folklore stretch of the Era’s tour. not to brag or anything hehe

MGG DR: I’m dating the one, the only, Matthew Gray Gubler. I just thought it would be really funny and interesting to go to a reality where him and I are pretty much polar opposites. I’m an ex-ballerina who still practices, so I have that grace and elegance around me. I love to dress in dark neutrals all year round. For my job, I’m a famous published horror author. I have an rbf and a WRY sense of humor. Literally black cat aesthetic to the max. And then there’s Matthew who’s a ball of sunshine compressed into colorful grandpa clothes. honestly i love this one

Tom Holland DR: okay so this one is from my Spider-Man phase. But i actually love it so much. I play Felicia Hardy in the Spider-Man films, who is as much of a love interest as MJ in this reality. Tom and I actually grew up together since I would always vacation at my aunt’s house in the UK who was also neighbors to the Hollands. We’ve always ‘hated’ each other growing up (when really we were closer to each other than anyone else) and so when we started working together on the Spider-Man movies, all those underlying feelings started coming to the surface

The Joes DR: Okay, so. In this one, I play Chrissy Cunningham in Stranger Things. Her character is actually a lot different than in this reality where she’s actually secretly dating Eddie Munson behind Jason’s back. She doesn’t die, her friend Angie does, so Eddie and Chrissy join the party to save the world n stuff. Basically, Joe Quinn (his name is Thomas in this reality) and I got really close on set and are rly flirty hehe. And, to make it even better, we ALSO have a thing with Joe Keery as well (hence the name change to make my life easier). So we’re all a budding throuple and we kinda try to sneak that dynamic into the show hehe. note: certain actors aren’t poopy people in this reality and don’t support genocide 🙄) 

Hogwarts DRs:

Draco DR: this was my first ever dr! draco tok got me into shifting. I’m a gryffindor who’s friends w the golden trio. I transferred into Hogwarts in 4th year and pretty much just am there for the ride as the canon happens. I’m in a secret relationship w Draco (shocking ik) and he’s actually not a bad person. i obvi scripted out the supremist in him guys, dw. i actually have so much detail about all the ways we meet up behind everyone’s back and stuff. you never forget your first guys 🩷

Tom Riddle DR: AGAIN. BEAR WITH ME. ITS NOT BAD. basically Hogwarts is more of an elite rich kid college for wizards than a high school type place. BLOOD SUPREMACY DOESNT EXIST. But there is a whole powerful family hierarchy. kind of like a mob family thing??Instead of Slytherins being the ones most likely to be death eaters, they’re the ones most likely to be from those more powerful families. The Riddles are one of the most powerful families (and rich bc sorry but i’m not dating a poor orphan guys). I’m a Gryffindor who transfers in and becomes besties with the Slytherin group (Theo, Enzo, Mattheo -i’m a mattheo truther, never matthew- Blaise, Pansy, and Draco). Anyways, I fall for Tommy bc of his whole dark and broody best friend’s older brother thing he has going on.

MCU DRs:

Peter Parker DR 1: i’m obsessed w the idea of being genius buddies w Peter Parker and eventually taking over SI, so this is that. We’ve been best friends and neighbors since we were little, and got bit by spiders at the same time. I’m Silk, and we fight crime tgt. We’re both geniuses and go to Midtown together. When we meet Tony Stark, him and Pepper pretty much take us under their wings and we become their heirs to SI. We revolutionize the tech industry before we even graduate high school, we’re that smart. example: we build a water filter that we use to completely clean the Hudson River. we create inter-dimensional communication to talk w the other spidey gang after we get sucked into a rift and meet miles. on like a random tuesday too. I absolutely love this one, i put SO MUCH DETAIL into this script it’s actually insane.

Peter Parker DR 2: My first Peter dr that i made, but kind of abandoned. Him and I have an enemies to loves relationship bc after talking w Ned, he thinks the way to attract me is to act as if he doesn’t care about me 🙄. these dumbasses. anyways, i’m Tony’s adoptive daughter who he rescued from these evil scientists who gave me powers n stuff. it was a pretty cool concept when i first thought of this reality. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stucky DR: Takes place in the 1940s at first, bc I’m best friends and eventually dating Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes. The three of us are a force to be reckoned with guys. I’m super fucking smart, Steve is super fucking stubborn, and Bucky is super fucking protective. So, chaos basically. I’m really interested in science and am offered a spot to work on the super soldier serum by Howard Stark. Canon events become canon, I create SHIELD with my besties Howie and Peggy, Howie tells me he’d been working on cryogenics but needs a volunteer to test it, so I agree. I wake up in 2017, after the Civil War was actually dealt with civilly and am reunited with my loves in the present time. One of my favorites that I ever scripted out. 🩷

Misc. DRs:

Peaky Blinders DR: I was a nurse during the war that took care of Tommy and his brothers, and him and I became really close and fell in love. We reconnected a couple of years after the war ended, and I basically become his right hand when it comes to all the Peaky business. He trusts me more than anyone else because we’re both ass over tits in LOVE with each other. Like, yall don’t understand how in love we are. Also, you know that scene of Elle Woods pulling up to Harvard in a full pink outfit? Literally me every single day. Me in my lil pink blazer and skirt sets and the brightest fucking smile on my face making everyone confused why tf someone is as happy as i am in birmingham of all places. Everyone thinks i’m ditzy and just Tommy’s arm candy when rly im the smartest person in the room at all times. i just love to manipulate people into thinking im harmless and then learning all their secrets 🩷🩷🎀

Haikyu DR: i’m the manager of Karasuno that takes over for Kiyoko. I’m the granddaughter of Nekoma’s coach, so i know all about the game and play just as good as the players. Just because those 4 minutes of him had me licking the screen, i’m Kiyoomi Sakusa’s girlfriend. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ITS CRAZY. we have a whole friend group with Ushijima, Tendo, Iizuna, Komori, and Atsumu. Imagine the chaos that group brings everywhere. It’s such a fun dr, i should really revisit it more often.

Lloyd Hansen DR: i watched the gray man and this man with his white pants and pornstache burrowed his way into my heart. pretty much im his ditzy lil girlfriend who he adores and just skips around the place in pink and he spoils endlessly. 🩷

Mafia DR: didn’t really flesh this one out, but the gist is that i meet this guy in college and he turns out to be a part of the mob. 🤷🏻‍♀️ and so yeah.

Whore DR: yes, I have a whore dr. hehe. don’t judge me but like, a reality where slut shaming doesn’t exist and you can live out your horniest fantasies w/o any judgement whatsoever. bc that’s completely normal. 😋😋

Sunny DR: this is a better cr one, where i’m pretty much just really fucking smart and in a FANTASTIC AND LOVING relationship with this guy named Peter. He sadly doesn’t exist in this reality 😞😞. But he’s literally the sweetest ever and he’s blond, so I call him Sunny. Like, my sunshine boy ☀️. Literally everything i want in like, a mundane life is in this reality. also, for no other reason than i think it’s so funny, peter happens to be the son of one of my teachers in school. Why? i have no fucking clue 😭😭. like, i go to his house to meet his dad and he’s my fucking history teacher. it’s mortifying but absolutely fucking hilarious.

Criminal Minds DR: i join the BAU after Emily’s whole arc where she dips, and everyone but Hotch and Spencer are a bit prickly with me. I’m best friends and eventually get into a friends with benefits relationship with him (which is so out of character it’s crazy, but let me live). We obvi get our shit together and just start dating and become a power couple hehe

Deity DR: literally thought of this 2 days ago 😭. most of the details are on my prev posts, so you can check those out

Narnia DR: last but not least, I’m a human who was transported to Narnia a few years after the Pevensies saved Narnia from the White Witch. However, I’m instead sent to a nearby country where they take me in and basically make me their crowned princess. After a couple of years, I meet and fall in love w Edmund Pevensie. All Hail Queen Rosemary the Radiant. 🩷

THIS SHIT IS SO LONG TF. I DIDNT REALIZE HOW MANY SCRIPTS I MADE 😭😭😭😭

anyways, if you read all of this i love you 🩷

thanks to @luvieshifts for giving me the motivation to write all of this out

OKAY IM GOING TO SLEEP NOW GN POOKIE BEARS

you are the universe and more, babes 🎀

[dnightshade0]

Voltron: Lance finds out he’s part Scottish…

Lance and his wife Elena are having lunch with Veronica (lance’s older sister) when the topic of the family name comes up.

Elena: hay McClain is a Scottish name. Are you guys part Scottish?

Lance: no, we’re not.

Elena: then where did you guys get the name McClain from? Someone in your family had to be Scottish.

Lance: I think if I was part Scottish, I’d know.

Veronica: now hold on, maybe she’s onto something. McClain comes from our dad’s side of the family so maybe we should look into our dad’s family tree.

(A while later)

They did some research and found that apparently yes, their dad’s dad was Scottish and their dad’s mom was Cuban, which made their father part Scottish and them a quarter Scottish. This revelation blew their minds.

Elena: HA! I KNEW IT! 😆

Lance: … I don’t believe it… we are part Scottish?

Veronica: technically, we are quarter Scottish. Hehe 😋

Elena: soooo, does this mean you will be trading your pants for a kilt? 😉 (gives lance a butt bump and a wink)

Lance: you will never catch me dead in a kilt. 😒

As lance walks away, Elena turns to Veronica with a mischievous grin.

Elena: oh I WILL see him in a kilt. Mark my words, someday lance is going to screw up. He will screw up and piss me off so bad to the point where he would have to make it up to me. And when he does, that kilt will be waiting for him in the closet. I WILL SEE MY HUSBAND IN A KILT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA XD

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This skit was made based off of my theory post about lance possibly being part Scottish.

Honestly I can totally see his wife having a field day with the whole him being in a kilt. So much so in fact that she would want to take a picture of him in one.

While I was writing this skit I was also thinking about that song called “the Scotsman” by Bryan Bowers.

I can also see lance’s wife teasing him by playing that song to him and making him blush 50 shades of red.

Elena: hay lance, is it true what you don’t wear beneath that kilt? 😉

Lance: 😳

[satelitis]

okok so this is gonna be all of my hs2 comments throughout the season

!! HEARTSTOPPER S2 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT !!

TAO AND ELLE 🤬 get your asses together already

omg imogen she is so pretty !!!

who the hell is this guy?

nooo they’re separated!!! ))):

BEN GO THE HELL AWAYYYYY STOP TALKING TO MY BOYFRIWND ABOUT HIS BOYFEIWND

:0 CHARLIE IS REJOINING RUGBY??!

EW HARRY GO AWAY 🙄

why is charlie the only one in different clothes—

STOP YELLING AT NICK NEOW

OMG TARA AND DARCY MY FAV LESBEANS BESIDES DORCAS AND MARLENE IYKYK

ew elle is weirdly flirting w/ tao 🤨

omg if my bf doesn’t get me oreos for our 2 month anniversary then i don’t want it 🤦‍♀️😐😐

OMG CHARLIE RWMEMBERD NICKS FAV CHOCOLATE SHHEJEJEHHWHEHHEHEHEHEBS

NOW THEY ARE MAKING OUT IN THE LOVKER ROOM AND ALMOST GOT CAUGHT 🫢

🎶BOYKISSSERRRRRRR 🎶

“No more kissing at school 😡 it’s too risky 😣”

OMG TORIII ML 🫶🏼

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OUT OF MY LEAGUE BY FATT SNJSJSJSKENNENSNEJSNSNSNNBDDBDBDBBSSBBSBEHSHEHHEB THIS SONG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMYOMGOOMGOMYOMYOMGOMGOMYOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGKMTOTKTOTRNWJHWBSGWGWGWGWHWBHWBWBWNSNSBSNWB I LOCE THIS SONG CAUSE U ARE OUTTA MY LEAUGEWEEE ENJSJSJSNENNENSBEB SCREAMING HEHSBEHEBEBBEHDHEHEHEHEHSVSBEHEBEBBEBEBEBEB OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ok i’ll shut up now

omg issac—

CAUSE U ARE OUT OF MY LEAUGE ALL THE THINGS I BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST THE RIGHT KIND YEHA U ARE MORE THAN JUST A DEEAM!!!

omg they invited imogen 🥺🥺

omg charlie tryna help nick come out to imogen is everything 🥺🥺

WHAT THE FUCK TAO AND ELLE ABT KISSED?!?

pov nick:

OMG IMOGEN KNOWS ABOUT NICK AND CHARLIE —

“i’m bisexual actually” 😜

FUCK NO NOT IMOGEN HAVING A CRUSH ON BEN🫣💀

take a drink everytime i say omg

:0 THEY KUST KISSED INNFRONT OF EVERYONE well they’re friend group but still

“bye” 😋

“bye” 🤭

charlies parents need to gtfo—

“no hankypanky” SHUT THE HELL UPPPP

EPISODE 2!!

charlies teachers need to get out

uhm charlie’s mom gtfo now let them be gay around each others houses

IGH EW NICKS STUFID BROTHER 🙄

awww their texts ))):

OMG TAO AND ELLE JUST NEED TO CONFESS ALREADY LIKE TAO BETTER ASK ELLE TO PROM OR I WILL BE THROWING HANDS

ew ben ugh GO AWAYYYY 😤

“i told you my rules and now you’re here till the end of the day😐” SHUT THE FUCK UP

:0

…

….

BEN COME HERE IM THROWING HANDS I AM TAKING MY FUVKING SWEATSHIRT OFF AND I WILL PULL THAT BROWN SHIT ASS HAIR OUT OF YOUR SCALP AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE RUDGBY FIELD BY YOUR NOSE HAIR

anyway 🤭

you and nick are NOTHING alike get that through you’re dumb thick ass scull

ACTUALLY DAVID HE DOES AHVE A GF ALA ME AND HE ALSO HAD A BF NAMED CHARLIE SO GTFO

omg felix 🥰🥰🥰

naomi !!! 😚

we love taos mom <33

“is that elle? she’s so pretty!! :DD” omg :(((

bens gonna throw hands w/ nick i just know it

awwwh charlie snuck out again!!

taos smile is so cute

DAVID STAY TF AWAY FEOM CHARLIE

i can definitely tell who got the good genes

:0 HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT…..

I- omg

“i just wanted to meet the guy who turned my little brother gay” STFUUUUUUU 😤

olivia coleman better drag his ass

Charlie )): babes you gotta eat… )): i feel so bad for him ☹️

awh the voice memo ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💗💗💗💗

EPISODE 3.

OMG TAO COMING TO TERMS W/ HIS FEELINGS 💗💗💗💗💗

“ik you and charlie are really good mates 😄”

the coach just walked in on them lmaooo

we stan the coach!!! and her wife 💐💐

OMG THEY FINSIHER THE EXAMS AND HISOry thing!!

OMG TARA!! she just… oh no… i mean oh yes but in an oh no way ://

THE GAY TEACHERS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

omg a boy just invited issac to the party hehehehe

they really thought they did something by not letting the boys and girls share a room

tara, darcy, nick, & charlie :

OMG TAOS HAIR I—

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOGKGMFNT HE JUST ASKED HER OUTTTTTTT 🫢

AWWW AYYAYAYAAYTAYAYAYYYYYTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

awh he is willing to go see a movie he hates but she loves just for her )):

“Look after him or you die :))”

why the fuck are those popcorn things so huge?

oh no oh no oh no oh no tao and elle nononononononononononononono )):

i hate this fucking party i would break down then and there that is WAY too overstimulating

toriii stopp )))):

oh my god i need to skip a couple scenes one sec

ok phew they’re just having tea now

*sighs*

EPISODE 4.

kit conner speaking french is EVERYTHING

everyone being so surprised nick can speak french is so funny.

BEN YOU FUVKING RAT CALL IMOGEN A BITCH AGAIN AND I WILL DRAG YO STANKY ASS RN AND PULL UR HAIR WE WILL BATTLE IT OUT RN NO BOXING GLOVES DISS MY BABES IMOGEN AGAINANDN I WILL DRAG YO FUVKING FAKE ASS

anyway

EPISODE 5.

CHARLIE HAS A HIVKEY????

OK SO ELLE KISSED TAO AND CHARLIE IS MEETING NICKS FAD

TARA AND DARCY )):

OKOK DORRY I GOT SO LAZY W/ EPISODES 4&5

EPISODE 6.

tao and elle are so cute 🥰

OMG— NO NOT THE TRUTH OR DARE ARE YALL 5 😭

“I dare charlie to kiss Ben 😻” shut the fuck up

OMG I CALLED THE TRUTH ISTG

OMG NICK IS COMING OUT — OMGOMGOMG IM SO PROUD OF NICK :D WHY AM I CRYING ☹️☹️☹️☹️

darcy has food poisoning 😶

omg they’re adorable wtff

nick is a right side of the bed person…idk how i feel about that tbh

WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS—

🫣🫣🫣

ok phew it’s not escalating

:0 oh no. Oh no. do it and i will turn this off bc now i’m scared—

DARCY SAID IT GUYS

ONG GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS KISSING !!!

awwh nick ml )):

EPISODE 7.

TARAS FOLKLORE POSTER IS EVERYTHING

ugh ben just go away

CONGRATS ELLE 🥳🥳🥳

oh no tao )):

I LOVE TAOS MOM SO MUCH!!!! AND NICKS MOM!!!

Charlie’s mom can fuck off tbh

I would kick Charlie’s ass at Mario Kart tbh

“Oh my god they’re gonna kiss!!!” I love darcy sm

UGH BEN STOP BOTHERING CHARLIE FUCKING NUT 🙄

AWH NICK ASKING CHARLIE FO PROMMM

CONANANNANANANANANANAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN IM SCREAMING @masivechaos

Awh issac )):

I— NOO TAOO

Issac representing aroace is amazing

OMG KMGOMGOMGOMG CONANANANANANANANANANAN WNWNNANNA CONAN I LOVE TOUUUUUUUUU

i’m so confused

OKAY OKAY

DARCYS MOM FUCK OFFFF

AWHHH OMG ITS SO CUTE THE PAINTING IS ADORABLE I LOVE IT ))):

tao )):

OMG BEN GO THE HELL AWAY YOU FUCKING RAT DIEEEEEE

ben get your half assed apology out of here and go take a shower musty ass

YEAH CHARLIE DRAG HIM BUTN HIM AT THE STAKE 🥳🥳🥳

YEAH YOU DONT HAVR TO FORGIVE HIM!!!

david go away

HES GONNA TELL THE DAD ISTG

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

DAVID SHUT THE FUCK UP 😐 ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP !

DAVID HUSH DAVID HUSH KEEP YOUR ASS UP

david im gonna kick your ass

AWWWW NICKKK )))):

DRAG THEM NICKS MOM WE LOVE YOU 🫀🫀

AHH WE STAN TORIIII

YAYY CHARLIES MOM IS COMING SEOUND :)))

why are they doing dishes in the dark 🤔

OMG DARCYS MOM GTFO STOP RN OKG OMGOMG DARCY GOT KICKED OUT— i’m crying now what the hell

EPISODE 8.

”Boyfriends ❤️ (Im bi, actually)”

GRAHHHHHH

AWHH TAOOOOOOOOOOO AND ELELEWKWLLWLWLWLWWLelw AHHHHHH MY HEARTTTTTTTT

wait wait where is darcy?????

OMG WE LOVE THE SUPPORTIVE FRIEND GROUPOO

tao and nicks friendship >>>>

AWWW CHARLIE AND NICK IN THE SUITS ARE TOO CUTE ☹️☹️☹️💗💗

OMG THE RADIOHEAD REFERENCES ARE SO 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

awh darcy )):

we love how supportive of a gf tara is!!

omg elle’s dad jsjsjsjej

ELLE IS SO ORETTY!!!!!!

SUMMER OF LOVE THAGS SO CUTE ?!??

THE SET UP IS ADORAVKE ?!?!?

issac bringing a book to prom is everything

nicks friends give me mixed signals but atleast they’re supportive !!

TAO AND ELLE DANCINF ARE SO ADORABKE

GAY TEACHERSSSS

…IMOGEN

OMG DARCY!!!! TARA NOOOOOOO DONT GO TO HER HOUSE ACTUALLY DO GO TO HER HOUSE AND YELL AT HER STUPID MOM!

bitch ass mom 🤥

AWWHHH

crying again 😃

them just saying i love you to each other over and over again ))):

OMG TAYLOR SWIFT , CONAN GRAY & BEABADOOBEE IN THE HEARTSTOPPER SOUNDTRACK?!?!

awh charlie )):

nick helping charlie is everything

OH MY FUCKING GOD— THIS WAS , I JUST , THIS SEASON WAS … IM SO , 9.5/10 BSBSBDBS OK BYE!!

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode Two- The Ties That Bind

My relisten notes

- DadFact: Glenn is pretty bummed out that the Wonderland rendition didn’t work

- DadFact: Thinks that he misses his wife more than she misses him

- Prolly because it’s only been like. 30 seconds there compared to the Forgotten Realms

- Ohh Henry’s thing is different this episode. Instead of “crunchy munch burkinstock rockin granola dad” or whatever it is lol

- DadFact: The condoms have actually started having a purpose

- DadFact: Ron has no leg hair (one surgical, one by choice)

- AYYY GARTOCK MY MAN

- “I’ll gonna lick your face 😡” Henry I love you

- SWEET MATILDA MY BELOVED. AN ACTUAL QUEEN GOOD GOD

- How lonely she is </3

- “DRAGON! Where!?” DRAGON DEEZ NUTZ-

- Sorry

- “That was a good pun” thank you Anthony you did it first 😋

- The purple cloaks 😱

- They were nude in front of the omega daddies

- “I saw a man in my father’s bright purple cloak” WHAT WAS ANTHONY THINKING AT THAT MOMENT OMG BETH CALLED IT FROM EPISODE TWO

- “We all dreamed about Ron’s Dad” THEY FUCKING CALLED IT I WOULD’VE LOST MY SHIT OMG ANTHONY

- “That you [Glenn] are a dad and that your life will be dad jokes” not for long man not for long

- Henry is the rock man, and Glenn’s the rocker :>

- CHARLESTON CHEWS AYYYYY

- Ah shit they killed his kid :c

- THE RON TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF THING PEOPLE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

- If I knew how to draw I would absolutely draw a scar trough his neck from his suicide attempt

- THE FISHERMAN METAPHORS START ALL THE WAY AT THE BEGINNING GOOD GOD

- THE DECK OF MANY THINGS OMG OMG OMG

- “2/3 of them are pretty mad at you” AYYY WHAT THE HECK

- “If they wanna kill their dad let them kill their dad” -Henry Oak. Little does he know, multiple years later, his grandson keeps another guy from killing their dad (Scam and Hermie)

- THE TIME TRAVEL SHIT

- ITS SO MUCH FUNNIER KNOWING THE CONTEXT IM LOOSING MY MIND

- The “Freddie… It’s fine” I don’t know how I thought that sounded natural before 😭

- Babansndndb I love this it’s so fucking funny

[crepezinhos]

hello hello, i really love how you write yandere scara!! we love a miserable, loser, simp, and lovesick scara in this household!! 😍 i hope you continue to make more yandere scara content in the near future because i am very much obsessed with how you write him! i especially really love how you write him as a crazy rich guy that would 101% spoiled his lover rotten to the core 😍 (idk, it just seems very hot to me). keep up the good work and please continue feeding the hungry pigeons 😋 (its me, i am the pigeon)

Me and My Husband

(REQUEST #5) POV: How does Scaramouche act as a husband for his so-loved and traumatized reader after the so-awaited marriage? (Or just YandereHusband!Scaramouche thoughts)

⚠️ WARNINGS:

— Mostly a SFW post, but there are explicit NSFW parts

— Reader is FEMALE and uses SHE/HER pronouns

— This is a Yandere work, so there is a lot of toxic and manipulative behavior.

— Contains mentions of depression, self-hatred and suicide.

— Reading of the original post and prequel is absolutely advised

You really thought that this whole idea of marrying someone by force was going to be terrible. You now thought of Scaramouche as this maniac who just wants to abuse you until death, but he actually proved to be the complete opposite of what you thought. You didn’t know this at first, but during the actual marriage, he took every single word from the priest to his heart as he stared at your fake smile. He was truly determined to follow all those duties of a husband in the traditional church even if you would not follow the rules of a traditional wife.

As soon as you arrived home after all that partying and drinking, you smile faded away and you went to rest in your bed. Scaramouche even tried sneaking closer to you when he went to bed too, but you stopped him right he away and made him sleep in the corner of the bed, turned away from you.

As expected, things started off really bad. You would flinch to his touches, look away from his eyes, not smile at anything at all... you were crushed and exhausted in any way. The fact that society criticized the way you acted in that marriage and that paparazzi would never leave you alone was genuinely making you think about ending your life.

“What’s so special in that girl, Kuni?! She’s a talentless designer and an indecent lady who’s most likely a filthy gold-digger! She doesn’t even try to hide it, Kuni.” You heard his mother, Raiden Ei, scream to Scaramouche during a discussion in her office that you weren’t supposed to hear.

Incredibly, Raiden Ei did not know about the deal behind your marriage.

“I’m sorry, I’m just very surprised that someone so demanding as Kuni fell in love with such a random person... I mean, Kujou Sara has liked him ever since they were kids… so I don’t know why he didn’t choose her…” Yae Miko, another powerful economist in Japan, commented to you in a party.

“It is a pity that Kunikuzushi didn’t mind your status when he chose to marry you.” Kujou Sara insulted looking up and down at you, clearly offended by your existence.

“So many women begging to have a chance with him and he decided to marry a robot 😭🙏” A comment on a TikTok post talking about Raiden Ei’s son’s marriage.

That specific comment on the internet made you cry for barely an hour. You really wish you could scream at everyone how you do not give a shit or that the marriage was forced upon you… or the energy to smile at cameras and make it look like that you and Scaramouche are doing fine, but you simply couldn’t, and you didn’t have anyone to vent to anymore. Your boyfriend got mad at the way you simply broke up with him and cut contact and your friends didn’t understand your change in mood too and decided to let you go. Your parents were the only ones, aside of Scaramouche, who understood you, but they couldn’t do much for you rather than answer your phone calls and visit you every once in a while to check up on you.

“Y/N? What’s wrong?” Scaramouche suddenly opened the room’s door with a plastic bag in his hands and met your crying figure, getting extremely worried at it. “Hey… no need to cry…” He whispered as he kneeled down by your side and hugged you by your neck, reassuring you that you weren’t alone. “Here… I brought this for you if it might make you any happier...” He whispered as he pulled the same plastic bag to give it to you.

Flowers, sweets, souvenirs, jewelry, tickets to things you like and many other kinds of gifts were brought to you in a daily basis, and they incredibly made you smile sometimes, you loved sweets after all…

But yes, his willingness to spoil you was the first step to get your life back in track.

Your honeymoon was wonderful and beautiful. Two weeks in Paris in first-class private planes. You didn’t think much about why Scaramouche chose that place until your guide brought you to the mansion of one of your favorite designers, Chiori, during an expedition day. You were barely panicking as you said your first words to her, but that awkwardness soon ended. Scaramouche quietly watched you talk to her about fashion all day, extremely proud of himself for making you truthfully smile. According to Chiori in a private conversation with him that happened after you met her, you had good ideas in mind for fashion, but none of it was somehow innovating. Those words of confirmation made Scaramouche finally go to the next step, which was giving you all the power you needed to start your own business.

Keeping someone busy with any kind of work might make a depressed person’s life have a meaning, such as owning a project or taking care of a pet.

Because of the influence your upcoming business had with the Raiden bank and family, it was successful in its opening, but it obviously decreased due to the lack of innovation. It didn’t matter to you, after all, you never wanted anything huge, but you were relieved to have some power in your hands after having it all destroyed by Scaramouche previously.

Seeing that your self-esteem was slowly getting better, he finally begun going for the next and final step, which was the riskiest and hardest one… getting intimate. All that Scaramouche wanted in change of all those efforts he did for you were the bare minimum crumbs of your love. Yes, he hates himself that much. Don’t blame him, you were the first person to make him feel love after 20 years, so he doesn’t want to let go.

But, there was a problem, Scaramouche does not know how to get intimate. Now that touching and kissing you were more like a right rather than instinctual actions, he felt like he would pass out any time he touched you for more than 3 seconds.

The first time you kissed him was an absolute heart attackto him. You two were just peacefully sitting in the bed while he talked about the truth behind his relationship with Kujou Sara, when you suddenly leaned close to him and shut the space between your faces. He paralyzed, his heartbeat accelerating the more time you spent there, savoring his lips, but he still did his best to give in and not let go of that opportunity tou gave him. He incredibly started moaning due to the pressure you were putting on him and the arousal he got from the forming heat of your mouths. He genuinely needed to hold his heart with a hand to not pass out with the feeling of you pushing him down on the bed.

He doesn’t understand why he’s so nervous about something he dreamt for over three years now, nor why were you doing it. In your perspective, it just happens that you haven’t had sex in a year and simply wanted to feel that pleasure once again.

Just like he promised, he submitted to every single thing that you did to him. He was so nervous and taken aback seeing you grind your hips on top of his crotch as you unbuttoned his shirt that it even made toy feel guilty for him. His dick got hard so quickly that he really thought it was an orgasm. He didn’t even dare say it ask anything, he was too happy about you doing such an intimate thing with him to care about the answers of his questions.

He literally had to cover his eyes with a hand to not have a heart attack with the view of you taking off your clothes on top of and with that sly smirk in your face. Since you could tell he was nervous, you decided to start the actual thing as soon as you got rid of all the clothes even if you’d have a lot of fun teasing his ego. Scaramouche would never know it, but he was the last thing that went through your mind at the moment. All you thought of was your boyfriend’s sex and how he knew exactly where and how to touch you. Since you really wanted to feel that feeling of being touched by your ex’s hands again without being caught, you leaned down and grabbed one of the pillows above Scaramouche’s head and gave it to him to cover his face. He obviously submitted to that choice too and hugged that pillow against himself like he needed it to live. Now you really were enjoying the moment as you begun touching yourself all around your body like it was his hands doing so, betraying Scaramouche right in front of him.

In the end, it was a relieving experience for you but it was heaven for Scaramouche. Even if he watched lots of porn, he believed that sex didn’t feel that good since none of the women in it would ride dicks as greatly as you did. He thought that maybe he felt that much pleasure because it was you doing it, a person he loves, but he preferred to stick with the idea that he had just lost his virginity, so it made sense for him to act like that. After that night, his love for you grew massively. Expect to receive gifts every day of your life now, because he couldn’t wait to be intimate like that with you again. Since he had no idea how to do it nor how to have the courage of asking for it, he hoped that those little souvenirs would somehow drive you to ask for it. He would let control when and how you two did it forever if it was the only way you accepted to have sex with him.

God… he was so in-love with that intimacy… why did you turn that switch on on him?

Luckily, the more you two had sex, the more you’d feel comfortable with Scaramouche himself, so, when finally gave him the chance to top you, he was nervous about how clueless he actually was. So many parts to touch, kiss, lick and suck… so much praising that had to be done… so many kinks and details he had to keep in mind... seems like all those hours of watching porn thinking about you were useless. He also thought women felt pleasure with anything related to dicks due to how submissive they act towards it, and his awkwardness of seeing you naked below him, just waiting for him to begin, only contributed him to thrust you very poorly. Men in porn don’t make noise, so he didn’t do it too. Men in porn don’t touch and wouldn’t even get close to the woman they were fucking, so he didn’t do it too.

It was… terrible.

It was so terrible that it made you stop making effort of liking it and stop him.

“What’s going on? You’re quiet as a bush… do you not like it?” You asked neutrally, making him stop moving.

It didn’t matter anyway since he was going so slow and weak, thinking that would be enough to make you act like those prostitutes, that it barely made difference to you.

“N-No..! Of course I like it! D-Do you… not like it..?”

“No…” You answered immediately, making him panic in embarrassment.

“Oh… hum… h-how can I make you like it..?” He asked, afraid that you’d give up on letting him top.

Unfortunately, you two had to stop the whole moment so you could teach him how to touch a woman, not figuring out why was he acting so weird, but, luckily, he learned it quite fast. He did not want to disappoint you in such an important thing for your relationship. He was doing good with physical intimacy, but when you asked why was he so quiet again and told him to get those moans out of his mouth, he started to really fuck you. He was so surprised at how good sex made him feel that he would not blink at all. He wanted to hear every single high-pitched moan of yours whenever he thrusted you precisely. He wanted to watch and appreciate how every single part of your body reacted so tenderly to him. He wanted to feel the warmth of your soft skin against his, the physical contact you two shared.

The fact that you even willed to have sex with him was enough to make him cum.

He was so whiny and shaky after his hard orgasm that you immediately laid your both corpses in the bed to rest. You were so satisfied and even surprised at how well he did, it even made you accept the fact that it wasn’t your boyfriend who did it, and, yes, Scaramouche, a man who you promised to hate for the rest of your life.

Scaramouche’s needy soul had no words to share but he made sure you wouldn’t move an inch out of his grip that night.

But, do you really think he is always cute like this? Of course not! After all, you’d only have sex with him when you wanted to, which means it was once in months. His jealously is the biggest factor for your unhappiness in that marriage. He literally gets violently angry any time a man even dares to look at you, and would never blame you for it. You could spread your legs to a man and have sex with him while degrading Scaramouche’s morals right in front of him that he’d say that you’ve been seduced and manipulated to say such things. It would always create very awkward situations with architects, mailmen, waiters and engineers, who sometimes would even decide to keep a better distance from you two and you hated it. You couldn’t really live your life happily like that as an extroverted person. He still was rude and cold to everyone, just like when you met him, even with maids that were extremely loyal to your privacy in the home. Some of his workers and ex-workers even reported to the internet how Scaramouche wasn’t a pleasant boss and colleague at all. You tried telling him multiple times that he should treat his employees better, to avoid things like that and ruin his reputation, and try making new friends, but he claimed he didn’t need anyone else now that he had you by his side.

The only two people he treated well instead of you were your parents. He knows just how important they are for your mental health, so keeping a good relationship with them would help keeping the marriage good in a way. What if your parents started believing that marrying Scaramouche wasn’t that nightmare you told them to be because of his great behavior towards them? It would influence you to keep going, wouldn’t it?

Well… even if he denied the idea of opening himself to more people, you could see that he was unintentionally improving his behavior towards new people every day, but very slowly.

Sometimes he would also get really mad when something went slightly wrong with his work, career or your relationship. You’d usually get really scared when he started having an anger attack in your bedroom and would find anything distracting to do while you listened to him scream and discount his anger in the walls or objects of the room. He would always leave the room and run to you crying and whining like a child, begging for your forgiveness as he kneeled in front you and hugged your legs, but that wasn’t enough to make you feel more comfortable around his presence for the next hours or even days.

“Y/N, please, open the door! I didn’t mean to scare you, I just want you to love me too..! Why can’t you see it..?! What am I doing wrong?! Please… talk to me..! Let me see you..! Let’s sit down in the bed and talk about it, ok..? Please..? Y/NNN!” He screamed, cried, whined and begged at the bathroom’s door as he pulled and pushed the doorknob multiple times and banged at it, desperate to reach and feel you, who had locked yourself inside there half an hour ago after Scaramouche started acting violent towards you during a fight about your lack of response to his demonstrations of love.

When you two were being flashed by cameras and recorded by microphones, he’d also get extremely defensive of you and would not let you answer weird questions at all, claiming that those stupid journalists have no reason to be making such questions towards you and that they were all just greedy for any kind of secret.

Scaramouche did not fear that you’d tell them about the truth of your marriage, he just craved for your attention and company 24/7.

People on the internet eventually reached the conclusion that Scaramouche was the kind of man to act all tough and hard towards anyone instead of his wife while you were a social butterfly. There were even clips on YouTube of Scaramouche’s mood switch to prove that theory across gossip pages.

And, well, they weren’t wrong at all.

Marrying someone as insane as Scaramouche definitely does not feel like a burden, but it doesn’t feel pleasant at the same time. Your heart would always find itself craving for that feeling of love you once felt for you boyfriend and denying Scaramouche, no matter how well he treated and spoiled you. You’ve already gone through those dark memories, but sometimes they still haunt your nights and dream, especially the triggering memories of that day behind the tree and your marriage. You’ve always wanted your marriage to be a dreamy and unforgettable event with all your family and friends, including Scaramouche, everything in white and a smile that simply couldn’t be wiped out from your face. All you had with Scaramouche was a beautiful performance of architecture and money.

That comparison made you sob whenever you thought about it.

Scaramouche’s behavior was slowly getting repetitive and even boring, no matter how much he tried to innovate. Your life would start to step back again if you didn’t do anything about it.

— Will you try making your relationship with Scaramouche better? Or even… real?

— Will you think about your ex-boyfriend (any character you want) so much that you can’t handle the pain in your heart anymore, run back to him, find out that he still loves you too and run away from the country? Making sure Scaramouche never finds you again? Or does? He would get really pissed but really sad too…

— Will you get your revenge on this monster that broke the happy girl you once were, forced you into a loveless marriage and even made you have suicidal thoughts because of the low self-esteem he brought you to have unintentionally? By either making go to jail for his crimes or using blackmail to force into an open relationship where he’d know with you were going out with?

— Will you simply give up on making things better and kill yourself? It would lead Scaramouche to suffer eternally, no matter if you died or not.

It’s all up to you at 3:19 AM, staring at a wall of your room while you were supposed to be sleeping, feeling Scaramouche’s nose on your shoulder and hands around your waist as he peacefully slept.

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Doing Gymnastics: SOUTH TERANO X BLACK READER [Part Two]

Read Part One here

Relationship: South Terano X Black Reader (afab, uses any pronouns)

CW: NSFW, smut, porn with plot, jealousy, fucking, cussing, praise kink, raw sex, oral sex, rough sex, mirror sex, shower sex, size kink, public, kink, breeding kink, pet names, belly bulge, fingering, tears, groping, choking, hair pulling, biting, handjob, over-stimulation, edging, soft/hard dom, choking, scratching, dirty talks, multiple sex positions, eye contact.

A/N: HEYYY IM BACK 🤭 I been gone for so long actually 😭 But here I am with a new South fic 😁🫶🏾 I just had to make a part two bro, the first one was sooooo good !!! Made me feel a lil… y’know… KinKY 👀😮‍💨 So here��s a part 2 🌚🌚 (Had to change the pic because Toumblr is a hater 😒) Just because I miss South so fucking much bro like omg I need him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼️ Enjoy 🥰😚 Reblogs, Comments and Likes are welcomed 😋🤞🏾💗

PEOPLE LESS THAN 18YO, DO NOT INTERACT

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A week has passed since your fight with South and now, you’re on your way to the gym. You and South are still beefing because of how jealous he is of your relationship with Benkei, your gym coach.

Even though he knows that he’s married, he still doesn’t trust him and « keep an eye on him », like he said. You get in the gym, greet the coaches and go in the changing room. You put your gym shoes on, take your water bottle and join your coach.

- Hi Ben !

« Good afternoon Y/N ! You’re ready for today’s session ? » He say with a smile

- I’m always ready !

« That’s what I’m talking about ! So let’s get it started already then. »

- Yup yup ! you smile, all excited

« You seems excited for someone who hates full body exercises… » he laughs

Your smile fades away.

«  It’s not leg day...? you whisper

He burst out laughing.

- I’m going home.

« You’re not going anywhere ! » he giggle

- Give me a good reason to stay. you cross your arms

« My wife is going to workout with you. » he smiles

- OH MY GOD REALLY ?!

« Yes, she’s right there. » he nods

You turn around and see her walking towards you, she smiles.

« Hey friend ! » she waves at you

- Hiiii ! I’ve missed you !! Happy late birthday by the way ! How was your night ??? you ask her, all excited

« It was so fun ! I went out with the girls and they did me a surprise ! » she smiles

« You still could’ve warn me. » whisper Benkei

« You’re still mad about it, baby ? » she smiles, walking to him

« Can we start already ? » he squint

You frown, looking at them both. Something happened, you think. They’re both looking at each other as if they were about to EAT each other… You also feel a certain tension coming from them and it feels like you’re sweating because of that. You shake your head and join them, breaking their staring contest.

- We’re starting or not ?

«  Yes ! Let’s go and run 10km now ! Both of you » says Benkei

- Ugh… great…

[…]

An hour later, You just finished the majority of your session with Benkei’s wife, who is gone to help one of her student. You’re doing your exercises with Ben behind you, gossiping.

- What… happened with your wife ? you sigh loosing the dumbbell

« Nothing. Bring your legs a bit closer. »

- Stop lying ! Something definitely— HAPPENED !! you scream, lifting the dumbbell You guys won’t stop flirting—

« Stop talking and focus ! 30 deadlifts now. » he yells

- Geez… you sigh

You bend over and start doing your deadlifts with a lighter dumbbell. You look at Ben.

- But seriously, what happened ?

« Mind your business or you’re going to do 30 more. And clench your butt when you get up » he say, kicking it

- Stop it !

« Don’t stop the deadlifts ! » he keeps kicking your butt

- I said stop !

« Are you deaf ?! »

You both turn your heads to the huge voice.

- South ?! you drop the dumbbell

« You know him ? » Ask Benkei

- South, what are you doing here ? you say getting in front of him Aren’t you supposed to be—

« I’ve always been there. Is he bothering you ?? » he ask

- N-no I’m okay, don’t worry-

« Sorry to interrupt you both but who… » Says Benkei, clearing his throat

- Oh yeah Benkei, this is my—

South grabs Benkei’s hand and shake it, you sigh. Some people around you are staring at y’all.

- My god… you say shaking your head

« I’m Terano. Their boyfriend. » he dryly say

« Uh- Oh nice to meet you Terano, I’m— »

« I know who you are, and I also saw what you did. Kick their ass one more time, and I’m gonna— » he says tightening his hand on Benkei’s

- Okay enough ! South I’ll see you later, move. you say grabbing his arm

« Sorry about the kicks Y/N. I shouldn’t have done that, my fault. » says Benkei

- … Appreciate that. you nod

« Don’t let it happen again. » whispers South

« Copy that… Can you let my hand go now ? Gahdammit… » grunts Benkei

- South, let him go !

He does and wrap an arm around your waist.

« I’ll see you at home, darling » he whisper in your ear

You close your eyes and look up at him.

- You’re such a dork, get the fuck out of here…

He smiles and kisses your cheek then walks away. You sigh and turn around to look at him, he winks at you. You couldn’t help it but stare at his ass in his red short as he walks away. You sigh again.

- I fucking hate him. you whisper to yourself

« … I did not have to witness all of this. » says Benkei with a blank face

- You didn’t see anything !

« So… This is your man… » he says, pointing a finger to him

- Yes !

« He’s… massive… And that tattoo… Scary but… kinda cool I’m not gonna lie— »

- Yeah anyway… Forget about it !

« You wanna continue ?

- Actually I don’t know…

« Go home or go to your spot then come back after. » he say patting your shoulder

- Im going in my spot and if I don’t come back, you’ll see me in 2 days ! Or a week…

« Can I come if I don’t see you in 30 minutes ? »

- Yes, you can !

« Good, see you later »

You take your bottle and find your way to your spot. Your spot is actually the dance studio but since it’s always empty, you always go there when you feeling down or when you’re just lazy to do something, like right now. You take a mat, lay down on it and close your eyes. Your moment of peace don’t last long when a shadow comes right above your face, you keep your eyes close because you already know who it is.

- Why are you still here, mother fucker ?

« Still mad at me, darling ? »

- Go, the fuck, home.

« I don’t want to. »

You open your eyes and look up.

- South, if I get up I’m going to— Oh.

« Going to what, Y/N ? » he smiles

- Get off— oh my god… you shake your head

You see the bump of his hardness through his short and him looking down at you with a smirk. You slap your forehead.

- I fucking hate you. you rub your head

He scoffs.

- Why are you here in the first place, uh ?

« What do people go to the gym for ? »

- … Ugh, go home already.

« I’m not done with my workouts yet, neither do you... »

- Oh my go- leave me alone !

You get up on your knees and try to push but he steps back. You fall on your hands and raise your head and your face is right in front of the bump of his short. Great, you think. You sat back on your heels and look up at him.

- Move.

« Why ? I’m good where I’m at. » he smirks

You shake your head but with limited mouvement, because he’s too close from your face. You wanna look in another direction but there’s nothing else than his hard dick in front of you.

«  Y’like what you see ? Because you’re staring veeeery~ hard » he says with a flirty tone

You bite your lip, sigh and close your eyes.

« You want it ? » he say holding you chin

Your glistening eyes meet his. He looks at you with teasing eyes and a huge smile on his face. He’s stroking your cheek and lips, you frown.

- South… you heavily breathe

You’re starting to heat up. Your cheeks are all red and your heart is racing in your chest. You look at his member and notice how hard it got. You desire it and you can’t deny it anymore. He skim your lips with his thumb.

« You want it so bad, don’t you ? » he says untying his short

Fuck yes.

« Go ahead and spit on it. » he whispers, lowering his short

You bite your lip and look up at him.

- You should seat.

« I’ll be fine… » he smiles

- …Suit yourself. you say before completely putting his short down

His dick pops out right in front of your face and you just look at it. Your mouth is watering just by looking at it, it also feels like you’re almost drooling. It’s so big, you think You lick your lips, close your eyes and take it in your mouth. You slowly start to suck from the tip to the base and give it long licks, he hisses.

You grab his hips and start to bob your head back and forth, fully taking him in your throat. You take a maximum of pleasure doing it, hearing him moan and praise you, just having a taste of him is turning you on. He grabs your head and falls on his knees.

« … Shit— Fuck Y/N…» he spread his legs

- I told you to sit. you say grabbing it

You lay on your stomach, rest your elbows on the floor and arch your back to be more comfortable while doing it. You spit on it and shove it back in your throat while you stroke and fondle his balls at the same time. He pull his shirt and bite it to keep it up, to stifle his moans too. You lick the base to the tip and put it back in your mouth to focus on the tip. You rub it with your thumb before going back to suck it. You grab it with your both hands and give him a handjob at the same time, he sighs and throw his head back.

« Goddamn Y/N… You’re so fucking good at it… he moans, resting his hand on your head

You hollow your cheek and suck it until your lips touches your hand, then you take it off your mouth with a huge pop then your eyes meet his. You’re out of breath with a bit of pre cum on your lips. You lick your lips to go back at it but he grabs your neck and kiss you and y’all both get up as y’all are starting to remove each other’s clothes.

- We shouldn’t- do— this… you stutter in his mouth

« But we are » he removes your top

- … What if there’s a camera ? you whine

« It better get our best profile then. » he sigh, throwing your top on the floor

He grabs your arms and bring you closer to him as he walks back and tosses you on the ballet pole. He gets behind and put your leggings down.

« You’re doing full-body exercises today, right ? » he looks at you through the mirror

- Yeah and ? you whisper

« I know you hate doing that, so I’m gonna help you with one we both love… » he says bringing your sports bra up

- … What are you talking abo— Mmh !

« Stop acting like you don’t know that sex is a full-body exercise, you freak. » he whisper, rubbing your nipples

You cross your legs and close your eyes, breathing heavily.

- You’re the freak— South… you moan

« Mhmm mhmm… Whatever you say, bunny. » he kiss your cheek and neck

You wrap your arm around his neck as he keeps rubbing, stroking and pinching your breast. You bite your lip, trying to contain your moans. His left hand go down between your legs and massage your clitoris through your thong.

- We don’t have time for fore play, go straight to it already ! you sigh, putting your thong down

He arch a brow, then smiles.

«  Say no more. »

He grabs your waist and thrust inside you. You gasp and grip on the mirror, closing your eyes. You let a moan out but immediately slap your mouth to silence it, since y’all are in public. He adjust himself and grabs your neck to give you deeper strokes, you hisses and your eyes rolls back. Your ass is bouncing and clapping against him and it’s getting little too loud, he smack it, you scream.

« Come on baby, your ass is not the only loud thing I wanna hear » he smiles

- This is so- wrong… you whisper

« You want me to stop then ? » he says in your ear

- … Fuck…

« Yes or no ? » he looks at you in the mirror

- No… go faster…

«  Louder. »

- Faster ! Aghn~ you moan

« Mhmm… »

He goes as you said, let your neck go and tighten his grip on your waist. You rest your hands on the pole and let your head fall. You know good and well that what y’all are going is wrong, that you should end it and go back to your workout, ut you just don’t want him to stop, the way he touches you, how good it feels and, to be honest, the idea of doing it in public always been arousing to you. Now you just gotta pray to not get caught, or else y’all gonna have big problems, especially you.

The pole under your hand is creaking and hit the mirror with a huge bam. You both stop any mouvements, look at it, eyes wide open, then look at each other.

« Oh shit… » he whisper

- Let’s go somewhere else…

«  C’mere ! » he turns you around to face him

You wrap your arms around his neck and he lifts you up. He walks to the mats and seat on yours. You stay on your knees and adjust yourself to ride him, then fall on his length. You sigh and slowly ride him, biting your lip. He puts his hand on the back of your neck and kisses you as you ride him. You moan in his mouth and he grips at your ass, you raise your head and take his length deeper and he looks at you. He takes one of your nipples in his mouth, rub and pinch the other one, you sigh.

- South…

He makes you lay down on the mat and kiss your body, from the chest to your stomach, your breath gets heavy and your legs shaky too. He gets on his knees, grab your hips and thrust inside you. You gasp and put your arms above your head.

- Damn South… Fuck~ you whimper

He’s going at a rapid and deep pace into you. You’re trying your best to contain your moans and to not make any noise but he’s just making it hard to keep it.

- Mmh shit— Aaahh my god ~! you bite your lip

He grabs your legs and spread them more, you whine and arch your back. You look at him and put your hands on his arm.

- Please South… This is too much, be— you whisper

He grabs both your arms and pin them back above your head then pound harder than he already was into you, you almost yelled. You cry out, curling your toes and shaking your head.

- Aaaghn shit ! you pant, rolling your eyes back

« Feels good, right ? » he grunts

You never felt that good before, but you also feel kinda weird at the same time, maybe because y’all are doing it in public, practically in your workplace, and you can’t be as loud as usual, but it just feel so good that you can’t even think straight.

- Mmmph… Yes it— DOES~~ FUCK ! you stutter

« Yeaah… » he hum, biting his lip

He let go off your hand to rub your clit. His thumb do slow circular mouvements on it and you’re losing your mind. You moan out, putting your hand on your mouth. Amused, he’s going faster. You weep.

- S…South… Please… you hold his hand

« Move your hand. »

- But-

« Move it. » he sigh

- … Nghh fuck~ you close your eyes

« Actually, give it back. »

He take your hand in his and lay it flat on your lower belly.

« Can you feel that ? » he ask, reducing his pace

You feel his length rearranging your insides and how slow it moves. It feels weird to actually feel it under your hand but you can’t deny the fact that it feels good inside. You nod.

- Yes… I can… Feels amazing~~ you whimper

« Yeah… And you taking it so good » he kiss your neck

He grabs your wrists and brings you closer to him. You turn around on all fours and rest your head on the floor, you look back at him.

- G-give me some more bae please… you pant

He put his hands aside your head and penetrate you. You bite your lip as he push himself deeper and deeper. You’re in full excitement and lust when it knocks on the door.

« Everything is alright for you, Y/N ? » ask Benkei at the door

« Tsk ! Not him… » groan South, taking himself out

At this moment, you begin to completely panic. You say shut up to South and clear your throat.

- Yes ! I’m doing gr-AAANGH SHIT ! you yell

South just penetrate back into you in a hard stroke, so deep that it felt like he ticked your cervix. He chuckles behind you, holding your waist. You look back at him.

« Oops » whisper South

« Are you Okay Y/N ?! Why is the door locked ?? » scream Benkei, trying to open the door

- I— I’m fine. Don’t worry about me ! My stretching exercises are getting a lil’ complicated… Haha ! you fake laugh

« … Okay. But at least, leave the door open. Wait I’m opening it for you.

- NO DON’T ! Leave it… Mmh~ That way. you moan

« Like it that way, love ? » ask South

He gives you slow and hard strokes. You’re feeling like you’re about to melt because you feel every inches of him and that excites you more. You bite your lip, nodding.

« Alright then… I guess I’ll see you later. » Says Benkei

- Yes ! See you around… you whisper

« Finally he’s gone… » whisper South

- What if he’s not..?

« Then he can listen to how good I’m fucking you behind the door, I don’t give a fuck ! » he smirks, slapping your ass

- Stop… talking like that… Mmm~ you hum

« Fuck I can’t get over you… he grabs your chin. I want you more and— More ! he groans

He’s now pounding into you as if he was trying to fill you up. You’re moaning mouth open with your arms shaking, on the verge of collapsing. He notices and wrap his hand around your neck then brings you to his chest, taking himself out. You gasp and he takes you in a sloppy kiss. You sit, straighten your legs forward and put your left hand around his neck. He lift your shirt up more and grope your breast, softly caressing your boobs, you moan. He pinch your nipples and rub them in a circular motion.

- Han~~ shit… you whine, stopping the kiss

He grab your neck and kiss you again. His right hand wander down your body before sinking his fingers deep inside you. He is teasing your core with his index, doing slow motions, then his middle finger joins in, hitting your insides. You stop the kiss and gasp in air, drooling on his hand. His left hand leaves your neck for your left boob and he kisses the back of your neck and your shoulders and you’re a moaning mess, melting under his touch as you get wetter and wetter. He chuckles in your ear.

« Look at you… Going dumb on my fingers » he says, curling them

You whim and he grabs your jaw.

« You’re so beautiful… Taking it taking like a good fucking girl » he whisper

You throw your head back and grab his hand.

- Fuck… Please- I’m about to cum… you pant

« Cum on my fingers then » he whisper in your ear « Finish here so I can paint your insides white when we get home… » he nibble your ear

Oh wow. you think

He goes faster with his fingers, same thing with the hand on your breast, he knows that it’s your weak point so he’s stroking it faster. Your legs are shaking as he drills his fingers so fast that you’re on the verge of squirting, which isn’t good. You moan out.

- Here— I’m cumming~~ you whine

He rubs your pussy collecting all of your juices and look at his fingers. Out of breath, you look at them with him.

« You did it… » he kisses your neck

- Please keep going… you turn around to kiss him

He move his head back and put his finger on your mouth. He gets up, dress back up and stroke your chin

« Get up and let’s finish this at home… » he smirks « I’ll go first, then wait for you there, love. »

He winks at you and leave like nothing happened. You’re still seated on the floor, legs spread, top lifted up and all flushed. You’re slowing coming back to reality and shake your head, realizing what just happened.

- Fuck !

You get up, fixing your clothes and hair. You clean the place, put the mat back where it belongs and grabs your stuff to leave. You open the door and Benkei is in front of you.

- Oh shit ! You scared me…

« Mhm. How was your stretching ? » he dryly ask

- My wha— OH YES ! My stretchings… Well… I-it went well yes ! you stammers I’m going home now ! To do more stretchings, yes…

« Y/N I saw and heard everything. »

Oh my god.

« The camera caught y’all. » he crosses his arms

Oh my fucking god you think. Your jaw literally just dropped to your feet and you’re trying to find a way to get you out of this. You nervously bite your lip, trying to say something. Nothing comes out, you’ve simply been caught in 4K and you have no excuses. Benkei sighs, shaking his head and rubbing his forehead. This is bad

« You’re lucky… Extremely lucky… » he says, raising his voice « You’re lucky that I’m the one who saw the camera footage and deleted it. If it was the local guy, you’d be absolutely fucked, and by fucked, I mean banned. For good ! »

You sigh, relieved and raise your head.

- Thank—

«  Don’t. Just go home. » he says putting his hand in front of your face

He turns around and go upstairs. You just wanna burry yourself alive right now. You sigh, run to the locker room, take your stuff and leave the gym without changing. You’re walking fast to your apartment thinking about what just happened. You don’t even know when will be the next time you’ll go there, it’ll be so embarrassing to watch Ben in the eyes after that. You shake your head and grunt in the middle of the road, cursing yourself for overthinking.

[…]

You finally arrive to your apartment and get in here. You take your shoes off and leave your stuff on the floor.

«  Finally ! I thought you forgot abou— Hey… » whisper South

You get undressed as you walk to the bathroom. You get there, completely naked and get in the shower. You turn the water on and let it run on your body. You rest your forehead on the cold wall in front of you.

- Fuck my life. you sigh

The sliding door opens, reveling South’s huge body. You look at him while he close the door behind him. He smirks.

« Let’s save the water, shall we ? »

- What ? You wanna finish what we started ?

« Nah… I just wanna shower with you. »

You sigh and bump your forehead on his bare chest.

- I’m so ashamed~~ you complain

He chuckles.

« What happened ? You took so long… » he say, wrapping his arms around you

- He saw us… Benkei caught us !

«  Oh… Can we have the tape ? »

- South, this is serious right now. He fucking saw and heard us getting nasty… I practically work here !! I’m so screwed now… you fake sob

« Did someone else saw us ? » he ask, moving your hair from your face

- No… He said that he saw it before the local guy could and that he deleted it…

« It’s good then ! »

- I know but he still saw us !

« And ? Good for him ! »

- Ugh, you don’t understand… » you look down at your feet

« … Look at me »

You raise your head.

« It’s not because he saw us that he’ll always bring that up when he’ll see you… Or will always think about it, you can’t control his thoughts. He saw us, he will get over it and so you will ! » he says, holding your waist

- Yeah… I guess you’re right… you put your arms around his waist

« Mhmm… So don’t overthink this. » he strokes your face

- Kiss me now. you smirk

He gives you one on the forehead, one on the lips then he takes you in a passionate kiss. He brings you closer to him as the water falls down on both of your bodies. His hands start to wander on your body and he grabs your ass. Your breath gets heavy, your heart is racing and you feel like your blood is boiling, especially in your ears. You burry your face in his neck, planting kisses and bites on it, caressing his torso.

Your kisses goes down to his chest and you start to lick and suck on his nipple, he hisses. You feel his dick get hard on your stomach, you softly fondle it as you keep kissing and licking his abs, he let a stifled whim out. You stand back up and kiss him ferociously. His right hand caress your inner thigh and lift it. You bite your lip, rub your thighs together before jumping on him. You cling more around his neck and whisper in his ear.

- Put it in.

« … For real ?? » he ask

- Yeah , c’mon do it~~ you grind on it

« Okay okay, I got you ! Let me just grab the lu- »

- Hurry up !

He put you down and put some lubricant on his tip. He turns around, pick you back up and stacks you on the wall, penetrating you, you gasp. You wrap your arms around his shoulders as he moves his hips, slowly stroking inside you. You moan and he kiss your neck, going to your ear.

« Why don’t we bring this in the room ? » he whisper

You glance at him.

[…]

« Haa… Damn ! » he moans

He’s standing in front of you and you’re on the bed, stroking his dick while you suck the tip. You spit all the precum to suck him off again.

« Yeah… Do that thing with your tongue again.  » he whisper

You smile and look up at him while you do “that thing”. He squints and throw his head back.

« Mmm— So good, darling. »

You grab his balls, suck them and rub the tip with your thumb. As much as you enjoy having him in your mouth, you want him inside you, you need to feel the girth and the veins moving in your pussy and just the image of that is enough to make you throb.

You lick his whole length before taking it out your mouth, out of breath. You lick your fingers and bite your lip before kissing his tip, looking up at him.

He bite his lip and you turn around, rubbing your ass on it, whining. He take the lube and grabs your left hip.

« You want something ? » he asks, aware of what you want

- Yes… Noww~~ you whimper, resting your head on a pillow

He low breathy « fuck » comes out of his mouth. He bite his lip, pouring the lube on your back and contemplate your dark skin shining while he rubs your ass and back.

« And what is that ? »

- Your dick inside me, give— Ahhh !

« Here it is now… » he says

You bite your lip.

- Y-Yeah~ Give it to me baby… you moan

The bed is now completely soaked with water and your body oiled up made a worse mess on it, while he’s just standing, pounding you from the back. You stand on all fours and take a look back at it. He slow down and let you bounce back and forth on it, making the bed bounce and creak with you. You chuckle, biting your lower lip.

« You having fun ? » he asks

- Uh huh ! Mmm~ you throw your head back

He scoffs and look down at you. He frowns and grunts.

« Damn… too- tight » he mutters

- Aghh… Feels so good, South~ you mumble

He bite his lips and grab your sides. He strokes harder inside you as he pin you down on the bed, you whine and spread your ass cheeks to feel him more and close your eyes on how good it feels, he moans too. You rest your head back on the pillow and lay on your left side, wrapping your leg around his waist so he can fuck you sideways. His first strokes in are slow and he suddenly get faster with it as you whimper at each stroke, putting your hand on your mouth. He grabs your left leg up, so you’re now on your back and facing him, and he push himself in. You moan and he grabs your neck.

« Shit… Fuck… » he whispers

- M- more baby… More ! you whimper

« You’re always so… greedy ! »

He gets on the bed and wrap your legs around his hips to make long sharp thrust, almost pulling out before slamming into you with a strong pace. You frown and close your eyes, nearly screaming.

« Your pussy feel so fucking good, Y/N… I’m going insane ! » he grunts

You’re just moaning and crying in his ear, struggling to take it. You feel your walls squeeze his hardness while he’s aggressively complementing you. He put your left leg up on his shoulder and grabs your face. You look at him in the eyes.

« Your leg is shaking like crazy » he chuckles

- Stop… It’s not funny. you whimper

« Your face is so cute too ! So sexy… » he scoffs, wiping a tear that just rolled down your cheek

- Nghh… More now- ! you whine

He puts his thumb in your mouth and you stare at him with pleading eyes. He groans as you suck his thumb. You tie your arms around his neck and close your eyes, but he can’t accept it.

« Keep your eyes open, pretty, look at me »

You open them, heavily breathing, as you lick his thumb. He smiles.

« There… You’re so pretty, Y/N. I’m so in love with you ! » he say, chewing his lip.

You feel your ears heat up. No matter how much he said this to you, it will always have a reaction out of you. He takes his thumb out and rub it on your lips, you grab his wrist. He goes back on his knees and you whimper, feeling his tip at your entrance. He push it back inside and you choke.

« My bad, I should’ve warned you » he chuckles

- Mmh whatever, just fuck me… » you moan

« Don’t have to tell me twice… » he whisper

He puts his hands up your head and gives you long and slow strokes. You bite your tongue and let a moan out, your toes are curling and your back arches. Your hands leaves his arms to wrap around his neck and hips, he stares at you enamored and bite his lip.

- Mmh shit~ F-faster, baby… you moan

His eyes gets dark, filled with lust and he smiles before grabbing your thighs.

« How fast ? Like this ? »

His pace slightly fasten while he bend over your face. You hisses.

« Or like that ? »

His hips are now smacking your thighs because of how fast he gets. You arch your back, scratching his arms. He kiss your neck and caress your breast.

- Aahh~~ you whine

« Is it how you want it, babe ? » he ask, kissing your chin

His kisses goes up to your cheeks and your lips. You mumble in respond as his lips are brushing against yours. He bites his lip, grabs your jaw and takes you in a hungry kiss. The kiss is sloppy, angry and needy. It’s almost like he was about to eat you full.

« Ngh… I’m gonna cum ! » he groans « …Can I ? » he asks

- Yes ! you moan

« Fuck, I love you… » he grabs your neck

- I-Love you more… you grab his wrist

«  I’m gonna impregnate you ! » he lick his upper lip

- Do it ! you chuckles

He chuckles with you as he gets more rough with his strokes. He moans, looking up and you bite your lip, not taking your eyes off him. He’s so hot… you think to yourself. His hands leave your neck and thigh to grabs your sides and push himself deeper, hitting your cervix, you gasp.

« Aahh fuuuck~ ! » he moans

You feel full and your belly is tickling. You sigh and he take himself out, laying down next to you. You look at him with a small grin, he winks. You get on top of him and he looks at you, interrogative.

- I want you more… you whisper, caressing his shoulders

He raise his eyebrows, surprised. He laughs.

« You’re such a greedy person, always so demanding… » he says, caressing your face

- Please~~ you whine, leaning towards him

You bury your face in his neck and kiss it, arching your back, rubbing yourself on his hardness. He sighs, grabs your ass and rub your thighs

« As if I could resist you… Go ahead then, take it all you want… » he smiles, resting his head on his hands

You bite your lip and readjust yourself on it, he hisses and grunts.

« Fuck, I said take it, not break it ! » he says, grabbing your hips

You giggles and wrap your arms around his neck.

- Sorry~

Thank you for reading <3

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