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moderndaypandora · 4 months

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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)

suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.

the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.

#dead boy detectives #edwin's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #and he's like 'this is incredibly inconvenient. we must be getting on with our investigations'#charles: is there a convenient sea monster around? that solves all my unwanted guest problems #jenny: nobody expects me to be a queer role model to them right?#jenny: because fuck you all if so #niko: i have so much manga that can do that for you #jenny: ... you know what? it's fine. i'll do it #jenny: first things first #jenny: do NOT treat niko's manga as a how to be gay guide #jenny: do NOT let her matchmake #jenny: and do NOT think that means it's fair game to be a bitchy old queen at her #edwin in the background: i would never! niko is a delight and a gift and i'm happy she's here #jenny: because unlike you free-loading fucks niko pays rent on time and in acceptable currency #simon: why are all the cats glaring at me?#crystal: i need popcorn for this #night nurse: [full scottish outrage] why are the lost children multiplying? i sent you to hell not a bloody football pitch

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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the-chaos-crew · 11 months

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brain rot brain rot mmmmm brain rot

got these sillies stuck in my head they're so gay

yes in the last picture they're watching MLP, and yes I got the idea because MLP music started on spotify while I was scrolling through prismo x scarab stuff

#prohibitedwish #prismo x scarab #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #adventure time #adventure time fanart #love them so much #should I should- should I cw for suggestive #cause of that first drawing #i dunno man I don't know where the line is drawn #between gay people being gay and gay sx O_O #I am but a simple man #I wanna draw gay people #I'm slowly figuring out how the hell I want to draw them though #I'm sure you can tell that I struggled on how I wanted to stylize prismo + scarab

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ivanttakethis · 3 months

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IVANTILL TOP 3??? HELLO????

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writer-room · 1 year

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You ever just see people talk about the Percy Jackson books and know somewhere, deep in your heart, that none of these people have understood that this is a series made for middle schoolers. And that fandom will very frequently lie to them like, all the time. No, that character probably isn’t ooc, you’re just thinking of what the fandom turned them into. No, this book isn’t a horrible stain next to the others before it, literally all of them were like this. It’s Percy Jackson. It’s cheesy and occasionally makes a very questionable writing decision.

You gotta be in this for the long haul or jump ship my guys. Be cringe and free or be gone

#percy jackson #tsats #solangelo book #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #the sun and the star #text post #yall are astounding me in ways i didnt know was possible god bless #also this was mostly written by mark not rick. like yes he signed off on it but still this is mostly mark #but its still Fine??? its fine?????? besties a book abt our favorite gays not being perfect is not the end of the world #did i cringe? hell yes. but was i free? tremendously. and i had a lot of fun i think #'bianca is in elysium but she was reincarnated??' yeah thats odd. anyway that scene was cute wasnt it #'everything is so on the nose' yeah its for middle schoolers and percy jackson isnt known for subtlety. its very rare #'will was ooc' weve literally barely gotten anything on him and no povs until now this IS establishing his character #'the puffs remove nicos whole trauma' no it doesnt. its a fantasy way to sort of explain that nicos trauma is now open instead of repressed #do i wish it wasnt sometimes explained as 'now the trauma is gone'? yes. but i think its moreso meant to be a way of nico dealing with them #he still HAS that trauma fellas. hes still going to be living with it. its just gonna be easier now. thats part of healing besties #also we dont know how these puffs are gonna act in the future so like. hush. shhhhhhhhhh. shut. it was literally never going to be perfect #its pjo. i love this series to death but. its pjo. it is. in fact. sometimes badly written. as it has been many times before in books before #and what else??????? it may not be written the greatest but its MY series that isnt written the greatest square up

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judasisgayriot · 6 months

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I don't believe he knows I acted for our good I'd save him all this suffering if I could

#jesus christ superstar #jcs #jcs arena tour #jcs 2012 #judas iscariot #i love my dead gay son #anni edits #here on his death and sassy musical number rebirth day live from hell #from me tumblr user judasisgayriot have some JUDAS ISCARIOT being GAY.#is judas' version of i dont know how to love him not insaaaane.

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vaggieslefteye · 6 months

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Hazbin Hotel (2024): Season 1 ⤷ Alastor being FAKE vs Lucifer being REAL

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hoofpeet · 2 years

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they are so funny silly to me

#hoof draws #pokemon bw #?don't really know how to tag this because it's not really submas #neway i love N. I think he's gay as hell but doesn't know what gay people are and doesn't know how to handle liking someone

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yardsards · 6 months

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so marcille's succubus totally looked like that general from daltian clan right

#eliot posts #dunme #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dm spoilers #marcille donato #i lean towards the general being a woman but marcille might ALSO be bi unrelated to that #i think option 2 is the least likely bc i think the succubi can see deeper than that? but it's a take i've seen others say #(does compulsory heterosexuality even exist in the culture marcille is from? it seems to exist where laios and falin are from but idk)#i really wanna know about how queer ppl are treated in this show's universe overall #like there's no christianity presumably so no ''being gay sends you to hell'' BUT there is the expectation to get married and have children #the only explicitly stated gay person we see is otta but characters are too distracted by the halffoot thing to comment on the gay thing

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flowerakatsuka · 9 days

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おかえりなさい…

#ya'll know that one hadestown song i shared and said reminded me of the moment kara & kuro reunite after his hell adventures?#yeah. i finally drew it.#drawing and looking at this makes me want to gnaw on my arm gOD.#i didn't post it with the other kurokara doodles bc it felt so out of place it was the only serious thing i drew 😭#ya'll can imagine how kuro fucking doing para-para would undercut the emotion going on here #also i imagine that kuroba would usually hit kara w/ a “ welcome back / okaeri! ” whenever he comes into the shop #which tickles him but i want ya'll to read the caption as '' welcome home. '' bc that's the emotion kuro would have here.#gay asses.#i too am a gay ass and i'm about to burst into flames they make me feel batshit #osmt #yumematsu #karamatsu #mj ocs #oc : kuroba #ship : kurokara #mj draws

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apocalyptic-byler · 2 months

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desperately need to be kissed by a girl rn

#this is coming from a bitch who hasnt had her first kiss yet found out she was gay a couple months ago and from then cant stop thinking #about women #sigh #if im not kissed by a pretty girl who i like and who likes me back at homecoming and/or prom this upcoming school year i will cry #but then the whole thing about coming out and shit actually scares the living hell out of me even though i know that my parents would be #accepting and im pretty sure my mom already knows i at least am romantically attracted to girls because she has been dropping so many subtle #hints and it makes me wanna scream because how.#but thats a whole other thing #did not mean for this to turn into a rant but oh well

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star-laboratory · 1 month

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edwin and charles are literally unreal unearth by hozier, that album was written for by and about them

#charles showing the map of hell and it's dante's inferno????#HIM GOING THROUGH LITERAL HELL FOR HIM???????#IT'S THEIR ALBUM #especially francesca #hozier only knows how to write music about sad gay interdimensional boys #and i love him for that #hozier #dead boy detectives #dbda #dead boy detective agency #unreal unearth #edwin and charles #icaro liveblogs dbda

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lesovyart · 1 year

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im so obsessed w them that I made fanart AND my own playlist

#気になってる人が男じゃなかった #the guy she wasn't interested in wasn't a guy at all #gays bonding over 90s grunge and dad rock #no like u don't understand I'm a wlw who was raised on rock and blues since as far back as I can remember #reading this manga has been SO en #SO enjoyable #I can't believe I didn't get into it sooner!!!!! And I love the NOFX Green used all through the series omg #Also re the fanmix #I know Aya and Mitsuki are super into 90's grunge and hard rock specifically #but I added in some diff stuff from betwee #Also I tried to the playlist follow the chronology of the story and might continue to add to it/edit 🤔#Anyway I'm really interested in the way both charas relate to music? I feel like they both see music as a place for enjoyment and discovery #but Aya is quite aware of and #secure in her emotions so uses music as an outlet for them: a way to arrange and communicate how she already knows how she's feeling #while Mitsuki seems more to use music as a way to actually understand both the world around her #but also herself... I love them both so muc #god my tags are horrific but writing tags on the tumblr app is literal hell #aya oosawa #mitsuki koga

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nashvillethotchicken · 3 months

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Lestat the type of white person to expect you to know everything about france/white culture but ask him who Tom Joyner or Lynn Whitfield is and it's crickets

#interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv 2022 #love lestat but i often find his nb fans make him into this perfect interracial partner who “does the work” when its clear he doesnt #like babes doesnt know what microaggressions are. he cant do that babys hair be real #say a tweet that said lestat did claudias hair and i must say... hell no he did not #you saw how he looked in NOLA he was barely doing his own damn hair let alone claudias when she has a gay black father with a lil sister #and she was at an age where girls start doing their own hair anyway like lestat was not doing that. be real #amc iwtv #iwtv

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hollaringmountains · 6 months

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Spoilers for chp 90-92..?

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So I've read and re-read and re-read the whole mirror scene in passion manhwa and some novel excerpts found on tktk. And let me tell you!! The webtoon doesn't do it justice!! You can see that taeui is against it yet some of his expressions and dialogues say the opposite! And then there's illay with his one track mind😒😒 (finding out he doesn't have that much game was hilarious though)

BUT CAN WE HAVE SOME INSIGHT ON WHY TAEUI KEEPS ALLOWING ILLAY TO DO ASNHE WISHES!! (I mean I already know BUT STILL!!)

Atleast illay cleaned him up and did bare minimum 😑😑

Some of those panels deserved to eb in horror genre😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

THIS PANEL BELOW MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT BECAUSE THEY'RE SO MUCH IN LOVE BUT DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK!!!

#bl manhwa #passion manhwa #ilay riegrow #jeong taeui #they're insane #mirror scene #oh how i want them to talk it out clearly #AND SHOW US THAT TALK #its funny how taeui is like this man has no game #baby that not what you should be focusing #please why would you even call your uncle during that #ugh #dont know whether to laugh or bang my head in nearest wall #fellas is it gay or in love to be constantly think about someone your running away from and stay with that persons family #AAAHHHH #the bar is in hell #ive seen where the roses&champagne went in latest update and codename's also going there #this one is already there #spoilers

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ofthehands · 4 months

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For pride month, my most passionate TCM headcanon

#tcm #tcm2 #stretck brock #tcm stretch #i change my mind on like all other headcanons #and have some that vary depending on whether i want to be close to the text or if im just fucking around #bc i think the most queer things weve got going on textually are pretty lady bubba #which was probably just meant to show how ~crazy and degenerate~ the sawyers are #and mayyyybbbeee asexual drayton #though he would not know what the hell that means and would cook you for trying to explain it to him #but also horror is a genre overwhelmingly full of queer fans #and i can make all of them gay and trans and tobe hooper can do nothing about it lol #and so i do

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