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I just found out knock out is a fucking British car…ewwwwwwwwwww🤢
#transformers#knock out#that’s gross#out of all the cars in the world he chose a British car to transform into#that’s freak behavior#and not in a good way
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nose bleed
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Martyn: 'Ello, who's that? Oh, hello, Doc! How are ya? C'mon in. Apparently I've got a bone to pick with Doc. Apparently Doc and Ren are canonically married? Not gonna lie, pretty pissed about that. Umm. But, that's what happens. You win some, you lose some. Can't say I blame him.
#inthelittlewood#this is certified freak behavior martyn#renchanting duo#docm77#video#classic treebark bait
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"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"
-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)
#flight rising#frfanart#fr everlux#my art#quick doodles#literally the closest dragons you can get to a biblically accurate angel#this was mostly just for some practice#(...and take a break from the monster of a piece i've been working on for like 2 weeks now :') )#but this was also drawn with just the slightest bit of spite >:t#and i know they already explained Light being more about scholarship and knowledge#but even so i think the funny little worms fit perfectly fine into the 'angelic' category#like look at some of the new genes they released with!!#and freaking cherub!?!?!??! HELLO!?!?!??? AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS!??!?!?!?!??!?#*banging my pots and pans* WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!#anyways the new Light gecko-bugs are good 👍#and some people are cowards#(and if i see any nasty behavior in the notes. i WILL block on sight -.-)#hey look i even got it done in time for a fat dragon friday!
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Just a couple matching each other kinda thing
(Bonus)
#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#3316#f1#normal thing for a couple whose spend multi years (fighting) together would mimic each other behavior#oh how they’re match each other freak heh ❤️
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STOP ITTT, a DoorDasher picking up someone’s order from my work took the bag from me and then put something into my hand, and it was macadamia nuts???? Just some loose macadamia nuts? And then he gave a smile and left?
easily the most baffling human interaction I’ve had lately. Do fae creatures come in the guise of DoorDash guys now instead of old beggar women? What just happened
#help#catie talks#freak behavior but also I have not yet thrown the nuts away#maybe it would invite bad luck??#no way am I eating them btw
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I think one of the best things about Marcille is that she starts off the series with "ewww Laios, we can't eat monsters, that's gross" so you think she's the hoity-toity uptight party member but then twenty five chapters later she's like "ok, so we can save Falin, but it involves what people in the magic community call 'Super Crimes'" and fifty chapters after that she's made a deal with the dunmeshi equivalent of Satan to fulfill her wishes and nearly ends the world
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#marcille donato#honestly i think in some ways she's much worse than Laios in terms of Freak Behavior (affectionate)#she just doesn't get the same opportunities to show it
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batman my brother in gotham what is wrong with you
#dc comics#get a room freak#“..Clark..” i call out to my “best friend” who I almost kissed like twice#superbat#batman#superman#what would talia say smh#this is thot behavior bruce#bruce wayne#clark kent
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hey girl you come here often. if so i wont come back. more art/notes below cut ^-^
extra notes: damage to faceplate is self-inflicted, other injuries come from animatronics, staff, previous intruders (the list goes on & on... its been fighting the good fight for awhile)
'aggressive' in a stubborn, relentlessly positive and 'too friendly' way. bossy clingy giant clown that thinks its a lapdog
lots of hidden compartments!! built for parties and laughs and neverending fun!! so many tricks up his sleeve!!! Please Be Impressed!!! please!!!!!!!
long story short, poor bud is busted up. Real bad
if you've read along on ao3... hehe. hi. thank you, it means a lot ^-^ <3 a silly treat for those who have gotten this far. i bow down to You, friend
#freak behavior it is#next: silly sweetness :3#dca fandom#dca fanart#fnaf sb#daycare attendent#sundrop#sun fnaf#fnaf daycare attendant#playing along#pom draws#dca x y/n#dca x reader
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The Puppytons!!
#moral orel#orel puppington#clay puppington#GOING TO BE POSTING MORE MORAL OREL ART !!!#but if I see any of it tagged as ship I’ll melt you with my laser vision I am not kidding#my art#for REALIZIES no freak behavior I have SEEN IT
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love how fucked up the ned/robert dynamic is. they grew up together and got attached because they both have brothers they aren’t close to and replace with one another despite the jarring similarities (brandon and stannis). ned loving robert despite the atrocities he committed and the ones he refused to condemn, hiding himself in the north so he doesn’t have to be faced with how much of a monster his friend actually is and feeding that lie to his children. robert forcing ned to come south with him and run his kingdom all under the premise they were always meant to rule together (they were full on married for the entirety of agot tbh). robert projecting how much he wanted to be with ned onto lyanna. robert loving ned arguably more than anyone else in his life and despite all that he refuses to respect his boundaries and wishes. their entire agot relationship is held together by nostalgia and like 20 layers of traumabonding that neither would ever work through. ned getting himself killed because he loved robert too much. god what the fuck is wrong with those two.
#i have a full nedbert manifesto ill post at some point#asoiaf#ned stark#robert baratheon#nedbert#valyrianscrolls#jordy.txt#also robert jumping straight off the deep end into self destructive behavior the second ned wasnt in sight ough u freak#AND NED NAMED HIS HEIR AFTER ROBERT TOO
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im sitting here wondering how the ADA would react to skks dynamic in canon. cus like..... I don't think ANYONE from the ADA has ever actually seen Dazai and Chuuya in the same room. and the way Dazai talks to and teases Chuuya is SO DIFFERENT than how he behaves with the people at the ADA that I feel like they'd get fucking whiplash from it.
#i plan to actually rewatch the show again at some point so i can poke at skk. as you do.#but like dazai casually saying how he wants chuuya to just go die already or wtv he says like#he would NEVER say that shit to kunikida or atsushi#and he does a really good job of keeping his behavior in front of the ada as the silly goofball#which is NOT how he behaves with chuuya#like please i need the ada to be freaked out by the sudden switch that chuuya flips in dazai#bc dazai annoys chuuya but chuuya annoys dazai JUST AS MUCH#they get under each others skin so well#pkay thats it ill shut up now <3#bsd#skk#soukoku#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#shh ac
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( ˚❀˳ ) ERROR_FILE_CORRUPT || shen qingqiu (shen yuan) & yue qingyuan
* . ⊹ synopsis. shen qingqui has not been giving the system satisfactory results. it decides to take matters into its own hands. yue qingyuan tries to persuade it otherwise.
notes: @artsarasp this is all your fault
word count: 774
based on this post and this amazing art
The afternoon sunlight trickles ember and gold through the latticed window, soft and bright and warm as it fills the room. In the stillness between them, it feels distant, wavering, like still water disturbed somewhere below the surface where he cannot see.
Hazy steam curls from two teacups set on the low table, pale porcelain gleaming faintly against the dark grain of the wood. It’s an old blend, something light. A favorite. He doesn’t know why that matters. Maybe because this one has never been rejected. Maybe because he’s grasping for something that is no longer there.
On the other side, Shen Qingqiu sits unnervingly still, as if his body has forgotten how to breathe, how to live, his back straight but rigid, like a figure carved from stone rather than a man of flesh and blood.
When he reaches for the tea, his fingers move with a strange, stilted motion, like a doll whose joints have rusted with disuse, or the rotten wood of a foundation that shakes the house with every gust of wind, about to collapse. As he leans forward, his robes don’t move along; not even a hair falls out of place.
There is something profoundly wrong about him, as if he’s not even actually there.
Yet it follows their rituals, to perfection, moving through the steps of their routine as if they were its own; slow sips, remaining silent as they drink, no idle talk, leaving the only sound to be the soft clack of porcelain on wood.
Yue Qingyuan drinks faster than he would any other time, faster, even, than is proper. It burns the roof of his mouth. There is no need for formalities, not here, not for that thing.
It is the same face, the same gentle slope of his nose, the curve of his mouth, the raven black hair that lies gracefully along his shoulders, but the eyes… Xiao Jiu’s eyes are blue, all of it, sickly, devoid of life; when he stares into that hollow nothingness, it is almost as if something is staring back at him.
Yue Qingyuan puts down his cup. His voice is deceptively calm.
"What do you want."
Something flares in Xiao Jiu’s eyes at the question, almost as if it’s been waiting for this.
When he answers it is not in words, but in a cacophony of metallic hollow sounds that reverberate through the back of his mind.
【 this system does not ‘want’ for anything. this system is tasked with helping user002 create a good story 】
It doesn’t even bother opening Xiao Jiu’s mouth as it speaks, keeping that same, placid smile on his face. Somewhere, Yue Qingyuan is glad for its lack of trying—it never seems able to match its movements to the words quite right.
【 your interference caused a plot-divergence too difficult for him to fix. so this system has taken over 】
It’s said that before, when they first caught on, back then, when they thought it was only a matter of time before they had driven the creature out. User. Plotlines. Story. Protagonist. He interfered with something, poked the sleeping bear where he should have let it lay. He doesn’t know when. He doesn’t even know what he did.
But Shen Qingqiu cannot be the only one, not with how the system speaks about him; the number two insinuates the existence of a user one, like how nine insinuates there is a seven.
Yue Qingyuan isn’t sure he wants to know whether user two has come with user one, or after him.
Despite his diligent studies, his upbringing to become the future sect leader, Yue Qingyuan isn’t that well read, not in these kinds of stories, anyway—in stories with protagonists and heroes and villains, the kinds that have overarching themes and conflicts.
But he knows that though audiences are fickle, they are also easily entertained. After all: the worst crime of a character is not his flaws, it’s being boring. He's heard Shang Qinghua speak of it often enough, how audiences care very little for the quality, but will sing the praises of any story that manages to keep their attention.
Perhaps there is a different way to keep their invisible audience entertained.
"Does… does it have to be Xiao Jiu?" His fingers curl to fists beneath the cover of his wide sleeves, grasping the fabric until his knuckles turn white. Please. Please, just this once, let him do something right. "Could someone else create this story?"
The system blinks.
【 someone like –yue qingyuan–? 】
He nods.
【 calculating… 】
Xiao Jiu shakes his head.
【 perhaps the next story… 】
#oh this was a GOOD one#hope this is angsty enough for ya<3#i really like the idea of it being puppetry. like the system doesnt quite know how a body actually works#or what human behavior looks like#it knows the basics. it knows every single one of these people down to their last atom#but it doesnt know how to *be*#how to exist in a way that doesnt freak them out#svsss#svsss au#system reveal#system possession#my writing#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#shen yuan#system svsss#scum villain#error_file_corrupt
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Elden ring art/shitpost dump hehee yeah I didn't see the boss being beaten yet !!! But saw phase 2.... so yeah sorry for that last pic, but this is literally what it made me think of
Thoughts before DLC : Miquella my beloved Thoughts after DLC : Miquella my beloved I am brainwashed from the beginning
Still my favorite character and I'm happy that I was right about him being a bit sus, love that character even more...
#Elden ring#elden ring shitpost#elden ring dlc spoilers#elden ring spoilers#st trina#miquella the unalloyed#st trina is so pretty...#also I had to pause for like five minutes and freak out when I read “consort” and “radahn” in the same boss title#like ??? why radahn ??? what#and everyone calling miquella kind and/or tender was so funny to me#simp behavior and tbh same (but w/ full knowledge of the situation)#geocache in the shadow realm#last pic is originally two brothers the main characters fight against in yu yu hakusho
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hannibal describing wine laced with human as "having a backbone", "fullbodied", "quite lively", with "prominent legs" and an "excellent mouthfeel".
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February 29- March 2 2024
The first time Sonic went Super in Road Trip wasn't exactly as stunning to Tails as other au's and stories.
Tails is like maybe 5 here (I'm not actually that organized on the timeline for this au yet, I'm getting there though, things are getting in order.) and he wasn't forced to grow up and be a hero in this au. So he's a bit more childish than canon Tails because he doesn't feel as pressured to mature and grow up fast. Plus, he genuinely thinks Sonic is going to die and this is the last time he see's him, so tears are bound to come down.
Part 1
#roadtrip!sonic au#sonic the hedgehog#super sonic#dadnic#miles tails prower#tails the fox#sonic fanart#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday#Okay- I'm gonna ramble a little bit about the dialogue and behaviors here you can skip the other tags if you're not interested#First- Sonic immediately tells Tails that he's fine first before asking if Tails is okay. This isn't Sonic putting himself first-#-but him trying to comfort Tails because even if it's cheesy- Tails will only feel okay if Sonic is okay.#Apparently it calms children down if they listen to their parents heartbeat (melts my heart when I remember that) so Sonic put-#-Tails close to him not only so he could hear that Sonic is alive- but also to try calming him down a little more.#Small thing I started incorporating way too late- Sonic will call Tails Big Guy if the kit is smaller than him and-#-Little Guy if the kit is larger than him.#Sonic changed his pattern color to be blue like Tails' eyes after he points out that they are both yellow (it's not colored here-#- but you probably remember that Super Sonic has golden fur.)#Sonic is constantly rubbing a thumb on Tails' hand as a comforting gesture.#That's my ramble- I know it's just pretty bare bone stuff that anyone reading might get but I freaking love explaining stuff (I gotta stop)
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