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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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Sunday - Love Hypnosis
Sunday hypnotises you (consensually) to relax you.
No spoilers.
No description of reader or readers troubles so project what you are personally struggling with as you see fit.
No angst just fluff. I thought this concept would be cute. I've seen many a yandere Sunday hypnotises you, and that's great but consider - consent and fluff.
(This isn't a jab, I too enjoy a yandere fic from time to time but I also want to see fluff and I haven't seen this done in a fluffy way yet.)
I don't know why I'm mildly obsessed with this man but I am. (Cough Cough, I read maximum ride as a kid and now I automatically fall in love with winged characters. Cough Cough.) I need him to hypnotise me please and thank you.
(I have a few fics in the works that I need to finish but I'm struggling.)
As usual enjoy. Love ya 💙
"Darling?" Came the light and airy tone of your beloved. Though there was a hint of worry in his voice as he took in your face down, slumped form. "Are you alright?"
He could tell very well that you were not alright. But he would coax an answer out of you one way or another. Though the only answer he received was a groan.
"Darling." He sighs but chuckles at your obviously aggravated self. "Allow me to help you."
Your body goes limp as you let him move you from a sofa to your shared bed. "My darling. Tell me what's gotten into you."
He chuckles as you groan out a single word relating to your issues. "Life."
"Oh, my darling. You'll let me soothe you for the night won't you?" He only felt it was right after the many nights you had soothed him.
Patient, kind, understanding. Three words that when asked by others what you think about each other, you'd both say about each other. A pure give and take without a scoreboard, that's how you operated. You were both busy or stressed for one reason or another so that's how things had to be.
The simple love you shared was enough most days but sometimes things went wrong.
Sunday had performed hypnosis on you before so he knew it worked but he'd never engage unless you agreed. You knew the question he asked meant he wanted to soothe you via hypnosis, and with the state of your mind you would happily agree.
"Please do."
He wouldn't offer if he didn't have the energy you knew this, a rather large argument took care of that when he'd overworked himself then passed out after hypnotising you once and a medic had to be rushed in. Needless to say, you weren't happy with his carelessness. And seeing how upset you were he agreed to be more careful with his health.
You didn't want to think anymore so as you lay there looking up at him with your tired eyes and weary mind, he smiles. He caresses your face and hair before taking a deep breath and reciting that familiar chant.
"Oh triple faced soul, allow me to take hold of this one's mind and soothe them of all worries and burdens. The word Beloved will be the catalyst for control."
With that simple incantation your mind belonged to Sunday for a short while. Your mind felt fuzzy and slow but not unpleasantly, the way it would when you achieved complete relaxation.
Like he had done before, he would take you through your nightly routine with this hypnosis.
"Beloved, follow me to to the bathroom." He helped you up while your body automatically followed his words and stood up.
Walking was about the most complex task you could complete, he wasn't Xipe Themself, so his power only went so far.
"Beloved, lift your arms."
You do as told and he aids in stripping you, ready to be cleaned.
"Beloved, sit on this stool and close your eyes."
You again do as told his voice muffled through the layers of hypnosis, but soothing nonetheless. "I am going to wash your face first darling." He always narrates what he does before doing it as not to startle you.
You felt a cool, wet, cloth glide over your face and you can't help but sigh with satisfaction. You feel it gently caress your cheeks and softly rub your eyes tickle behind your ears. You hear the cloth being rinsed and wrung, the muffled sounds of the water soothing you further.
"I am going to wash your upper body now darling." And, as before, you feel the damp cloth glide over your neck and upper body, letting him move you has he sees fit. Soft humming coming from him lulls you deeper into his hypnosis. The cloth glides down and caresses your chest before moving to wash your back. You'd make sounds of relaxed satisfaction if you could but your exhausted body coupled with the hypnosis has made your brain devoid of any thought or control. Just how you want it.
He moves back to the front of you with a new cloth. "Beloved, spread your legs, I need to clean you."
Your body complies without hesitation and that's what he does, making sure to be extra gentle around this sensitive area. He is thorough but doesn't linger long this time, not wanting to spark anything in you this evening.
Standing to switch the cloth again, "I'm going to wash your legs and feet now darling." Still being as gentle as ever his hands and the cloth slowly makes their way down your legs massaging them as they go. A light massage is given to your feet as well before he finishes and pats you dry with a towel before he deems your body clean.
"Beloved, open your mouth wide."
He orders next, your mind too fuzzy to think of what else could be doing. You hear more water then feel a hand on your chin. "I'm going to brush your teeth darling." Then light scrubbing of your teeth and tongue can be felt, he is thorough with this area too. Not wanting to be the reason you have cavities he takes his time. Not too long later he finishes with you. You can hear things being put away and muffled sounds of him walking around you, maybe inspecting you. Before he stops in front and,
"Beloved, open your eyes and stand up. Its time to go to bed."
You're led back into the bedroom now that he is satisfied that you are clean. "Beloved, are you ready to sleep?"
Compelled to answer, you do. "yes"
"Beloved, do you want to sleep with me?"
"Yes"
"Good, let's get to sleep then shall we."
The sounds of fabric and draws is all you hear for a moment before he guides you into bed with him.
"Beloved, lay down."
When he's satisfied you are comfortable You feel his soft skin against yours, the wings on his head lightly brushing your face in reverence before he pulls them back. It isn't often he blesses you with his naked body, the vulnerability gets to him at times.
Once you've laid down and he's pulled you close he asked one more question.
"Beloved, are you ready to be released from hypnosis?"
"Yes"
As the words leave your lips he begins the incantation to remove his influence on your mind.
"Oh triple faced soul, this one has completed this ones tasks and can now be freed from the shackles of my control with no burden."
Everything goes still as your senses return slowly, reacclimating you to reality. A few minutes pass of him softly stroking your head and neck while you come back to him.
"Thank you Sunday" a soft whisper conveying how grateful you are before you promptly pass out the exhaustion and relaxation hitting you full force as you melt into the bed and his arms.
"Oh my beloved, I'd do anything to see you happy and relaxed like this more often. I am grateful for all you do for me so it's only natural. I love you, so much my beloved."
He whispers to your sleeping self, pressing small kisses to your forehead, cheeks and nose. Watching the small twitches at the contact makes his evening and he feels like he too can finally relax.
#hsr x reader#hsr sunday#hsr sunday x reader#sunday x reader#honkai star rail x reader#i needed fluffy hypnosis so i wrote it myself yay#i headcanon him as someone who would excessively use pet names because he finds them cute#and a sense of ownership but shush#but hes really just a tired dude whose life is spiralling out of control and i just want to hug him and stroke his wings#maybe reverse comfort for him next#i have a Neuvillette amd a clive rosfield fic in the works#i want to write for Aventurine but im a bit scared#also ratio#i love him more than i did when he was introduced thanks 2.1#anyway excited for patch 2.2 Sunday. wanna see him go even crazier but also see him nice and relaxed you know?#the duality of man#this isnt my best work ever but im happy ish with it and just want to get it out.#if you do have constructive criticism thats fine please and thank you#they could never make me hate you sunday#i love him even more after 2.2
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ASH SEEKS FIRE, my ds3 blind playthrough sketchbook-journal, is now available to download! 50+ pages of drawings, comics, gameplay notes, story interpretations, and in-game perspective of my ashen one, all for free☝️‼️ i hope you enjoy it!
#dark souls#dark souls 3#abyss watchers#yhorm the giant#nameless king#sorry im just naming the major bosses shown here. all the npcs and enemies would be a bit much lol#its crazy to finally finish this project but even crazier to finally finish the dark souls trilogy#what a special little series ds ended up being for me. im sure itll influence my art for a very very long time :']#zine#comic#art#draws
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despite not feeling like illario should be a parent or mentor figure to absolutely anyone at all. and of course lots of media has done "unhappy mentor to a young child that ends up getting attached". but have we all considered the idea of illario finding a fledgling that's been tossed aside or had their house stripped from them, sees his failure reflected back at him . right . and before he knows what he's doing and against his better judgement and his arrogance and his pride, illario brings them into house dellamorte. to start it's just to piss off caterina. give it about a month and he'll start projecting his own desire to succeed and since he can't rise above his own humiliation then this fledgling HAS to. and then he gets attached. and then during particularly gruelling and horrible crow training, illario reminds himself of caterina. right then and there he would have to decide if he can stomach turning into her, or if he can finally begin to understand the unconditional love that lucanis has always felt towards him
#sorry that stupid mentor-to-a-kid thing is one of my favorite tropes of ALL TIME.#my main is named after treasure planet for a reason and also i shouldnt even be blamed for this#fie got me here. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT#illario dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#could pregnancy save him.#AND ALSO SOMETIMES THE MORE ILL EQUIPPED A CHARACTER IS TO BE A PARENT OR MENTOR#THE CRAZIER THE DYNAMIC GOES. JUST SAYING.#edit: also thinking about this..#it would be fun if the fledgling is what prompts illario to leave because he realises he cannot protect them#while remaining with the crows. worse still he ‘abandons’ lucanis to fend for the house alone#because i still see that ruthlessness in learning to love but choosing his new kid over the brother that ruined him#and then ofc lucanis is left alone again by illario’s choices . lord.#this all of course takes place in some universe where i can see illario willingly give up power#which . its just . its odd. i dont even think he’s principled enough to do that rn#but i think that is what character development is for . i guess
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Dean and Cas should have had their own nephilim… I think it could kill Chuck instantly and change the world for the better….
#fr though a deancas nephilim would somehow be even worse for Chuck regardless of power scaling… the sheer defiance#genuinely I think Chuck saw the signs and saw it as a threat to his existence and had to keep them from getting pregnant lmao#it’s crazy how bad the narrative wants them to have a baby like I kinda thought abo just came from the ether way back in middle school#even just independently..#but as the seasons go on they keep putting babies in Dean’s arms and Cas is hand picked by fetus Jack lol….#also only crazier because don’t get me wrong Sam is a vital part of Jack’s parentage but they are not putting babies in his arms..#even though he’s the one character who winds up having a biological child#destiel#deancas#supernatural
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There’s no way Jayce came out of the fucking Infection Dimension perfectly healthy except for his leg (and his mental health)
He had an open wound on his back before he even went in!! and then the one we saw on his leg! (which was broken in fucking half!!) like did y’all see how thick the fog was?? He was breathing that shit in for months!! That man was probably dying!!!
#we should have seen him take a pause in his speech to cough for like thirty minutes#what kind of fucked up cocktail of gas was in that fog bro#like The Gray and every other drug smog gas from the factory’s mixed together with fucking magic#how much crazier would the Jayvik parallels be if Jayce had coughed up blood at some point#still crying over how much weight he lost#my baby…#did he even get to see his mom before he and Vik disappeared?#did he get to hug her?#tell her he was sorry and that he loved her?#did she get to make him his first hot meal in months?#did she hold him while he cried?#did she even know he was back before he was gone again?#imagine being Ximena and your son shows up at your door after being missing for months over half a year#and he’s lost weight his hair is grown and unkempt and he’s covered in scars and he has a brace on his leg which is clearly injured#and he cries in your arms when you hug him like he hasn’t since he was seven#and you tell him to come in to eat to tell you what happened and if he’s okay and he tries but none of it really makes since to you except#the grief. the grief you can understand you lost your partner after all you know what that kind of grief looks like#and after you’ve feed him and held him and took care of him he leaves again to try and save his partner and then you never see him again#and you’ll never know what happened to him and his partner#but all you can hope for was that he was able to save him and where ever they are their together#I am spiraling over Ximena Talis right now in the tags of my mostly jokey post#I love the Talis’ so much#jayce talis#ximena talis#I’m tagging her because of the tags#it is 11 at night I have a cold and I am spiraling about the Talis’ right now#and just like Jayce should have been I am coughing like there’s no tomorrow
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Maybe helaena doesn’t die (suicide? Don’t you mean another one Alicent’s propaganda lies?) but instead she ran away with Alys Rivers to live their best dreamer and witch life in a creepy cottage in the woods. Just two weird lesbian witches. Nothing else to see here.
#like half of my jokes about the show have actually come true now so i might as well come up with even crazier ones#fr tho show helaena and alys would great on screen together#house of the dragon#alys rivers#helaena targaryen
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see i wonder how, if at all, frank being a girl would have affected the relationship with grandma zhang. would she have been even harsher on her granddaughter, knowing women have to work twice as hard, run twice as fast? held her to even higher impossible standards? or would she have seen her daughter, frank's mother, in her... and maybe been softer, more affectionate?
#frank zhang#grandma zhang#bet's on the first one btw.#i think she would have known that frank has to be even tougher. even stronger.#buuut there's also no discounting the second option...#grandma held a lot of love for emily... seeing how her own daughter turned out might change her view of things.#or at least inspire feelings of weakness.#this would be easier to answer if we knew exactly how gma raised emily#its somewhat implied it was similar to how she treated frank but never anything detailed i dont think#anyway frank would be like 5x crazier if she were a girl.#heroes of olympus#riordanverse
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i just saw someone saying very confidently they read enough of a manhwa to give it an in-depth review,,, because they're already at chapter 42. like. girl. these things are adapted from novels with up to 400-600 chapters. you barely even started it at all.
#i talk a lot <3#their review was superficial and unfounded. btw.#they didn't even get the most basic of characterization right#they also very clearly don't like to read anything that takes longer than 30 chapters to get to the juicy bits so like.#what are you even doing in the manhwa section lmao#usamerican comics are right there#they also don't see to understand that sometimes characters can do shitty things and go without being punished for it#and it's not their actions being justified or presented as right by the narrative#like. sometimes characters are shitty. and that's the point.#and even crazier. sometimes. they do get punishment for their actions. but later in the plot. which you would know if you bothered to read#past chapter 40. insane concept i know.#.... they also mispronounce a lot of the names#they're not even weird. you didn't even fucking try.
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clato vampire au... klayley hunger games au... basically making my besties switch places lol
#clato would love bloodsharing they'd be so into it especially clove#she's crazier than him and he'd let her commit indiscriminate mass murder and even bring her people to feed on as gifts#someone pisses him off she brings him their head <3#that's evil!vampire clato i think Slightly Nice vampire clato would just feed out of necessity and then go home and bloodshare to bond#klaus and hayley would totally be d2 kiddos hayley was reaped klaus is a True CareerTM#but they both fucked up everyone in their arenas and became the most famous victors for their brutality#i want them both to survive as victors but it would be crazy if I also just had them suffer through clato's situation and klaus watched#hayley's skull get crushed with a rock and begged her not to die on him#but i don't want to do that <33#clatoklayley#clato#klayley#the originals#thg
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Three out of five of my selfships killed out of enjoyment, greed or both.
Love those silly guys so much.
#and what’s even crazier is that I have told myself that therapy would help 2 of them#Shuji Hanma is a lost cause#😭😭
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Guys pleaseee my bonten rindou is so dreamy i cant stop thinking about him at all 💭
#i wrote the fic and im even crazier than u guys#i want to continue it but idk what to write lol 😭#what would u guys like to see happen to them next
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thoughts on fandoms treating characters with a heavily fictionalized form of split personality as if they canonically have DID?
like DID doesnt fucking do this
You mean you don't do a magical girl sailor moon transformation when you switch?
I don't know, sounds sus, friendo
Your eyes should at least change colour, how else do you know who's fronting?
#but in all seriousness#this is a major problem#these highly fictionalized characters from both cartoon/anime and live action affect public perception more than people know#like you might think “psh it's just a show”#but that stuff is damaging when it's the only exposure to the CONCEPT of fragmented identities that a layperson has#saying “yeah that's DID in a nutshell” about certain portrayals isn't enough info for singlets and those outside our communities#and we often end up looking “crazier” and less believable#I've been quoting the isstd treatment guidelines lately#with the quote that clinicians “incorrectly assume that DID has a highly florid presentation” and media plays a huge part in that#imo any good representation about DID would be boring as shit#i don't get super powers#my alters are just as bad at everything as i am even if they're supposed to be specialized
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some dumb cunt was sitting just parked in the middle of the fucking road texting. no hazards or anything. just parked there. today could've been the day I snapped
#this is my best driving advice;#assume everyone else is fucking stupid#bc they are.#second advice: assume theyre crazier than you and having a worse day than you#unless theres a collision do NOT exit your vehicle to confront them#but i have a migraine i have a dysmenorrhoea im so close to snapping on everyone and everything#and today is THE FUCKING DAY some dumb bitch typing with one finger in the middle of the road mightve received it.#it wouldnt necessarily be fully deserved or even like proportional but there would have been Problems
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do u guys think that when the real life john bucky egan's daughters watched mota they were like hey ...... was dad gay?
#crazy to watch a show abt ur own dad but if they made him gay i think that would be even crazier#blabs
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What if I use Strong in the Real Way in new UF to foreshadow Stepper would that be crazy or what
#what if i use it to foreshadow rmd that would be even crazier#literally me now with every interaction between steven and dipper i write im like#THINK OF MY FOUR ARMED SON PLEASE#jesus jennifer#jen rambles#universe falls
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