#THE CRAZIER THE DYNAMIC GOES. JUST SAYING.

[mohntilyet]

despite not feeling like illario should be a parent or mentor figure to absolutely anyone at all. and of course lots of media has done "unhappy mentor to a young child that ends up getting attached". but have we all considered the idea of illario finding a fledgling that's been tossed aside or had their house stripped from them, sees his failure reflected back at him . right . and before he knows what he's doing and against his better judgement and his arrogance and his pride, illario brings them into house dellamorte. to start it's just to piss off caterina. give it about a month and he'll start projecting his own desire to succeed and since he can't rise above his own humiliation then this fledgling HAS to. and then he gets attached. and then during particularly gruelling and horrible crow training, illario reminds himself of caterina. right then and there he would have to decide if he can stomach turning into her, or if he can finally begin to understand the unconditional love that lucanis has always felt towards him

[akookminsupporter]

Rosie, I knew it was going to be absolute chaos after they announced Jikook enlisting together, going to be crazier after they announced AYS, but man, after they released the photobook and the behinds, it's like every single fucking vile hater of Jimin, Jungkook, and Jikookphobics ranging from tkkrs, solos, fake ot7s esp those big accounts, for some freaking reason, they can't have the basic decency to respect and acknowledge Jimin and Jungkook as individuals and their bond.

Do you know what it feels like to me? It's like they are either too into their delusions or they finally can't look the other way and explain away what jikook truly are, they can finally see what we can, but they're doing everything and saying anything just to avoid facing it.

We used to just ignore them and keep reporting and blocking, but right now, they're trying to be so loud, so whatever they're spreading becomes the "truth" to influence new fans. It fucking pisses me off. I feel so sad. These two have done everything for us, pushed themselves so hard to leave us with so much before they enlist, and this is what these people are doing?

It's frustrating, but at the same time, I know that we have people who genuinely support and love them, that they're just not active in social media. That in real life, Jikook are truly loved. Sorry for venting. It's been a crazy couple of months.

I’ve always said they see what we see, in the way we see it—and that’s the problem. That’s why they have a “salmon complex,” swimming against the current, against the obvious. At the end of the day, this fandom is inherently homophobic because, beyond the fact that many love to joke about BTS being in a poly relationship, they know it’s not like that, and that’s part of the appeal, the fetish. Jikook then breaks that idea and that “comfort” because they do seem real, and that makes people uncomfortable. I also think many people hate Jimin and Jungkook because of the success they’ve always had, and with that, they break the idea of equality that many have about the group—especially in the Solo Era. Even though each member has been successful in many ways, it’s undeniable that Jimin and Jungkook’s success has been different, and that bothers people. That’s why so many of those malicious comments include things like ��the agency’s favourites” or “the chairman’s favourites,” which is ironic and wrong for so many other reasons.

But the truth is, the problem many have with Jimin and Jungkook goes beyond whether they’re a couple or not, though it’s undeniable that this seems to be the main issue. What I’ve never understood is the specific hatred they have for Jimin. That’s something I just can’t wrap my head around. I don’t know if it’s because he’s so good at everything, even—or especially—at being a good human being, that it bothers people. Is the world so messed up that they can’t stand someone being a good person? It seems so.

I think it’s undeniable that a lot will change once the guys are out of the military, and it will be… interesting to see the dynamics between all of them, especially between Jimin and Jungkook, and how the fandom reacts to that.

For now, we’ve just got to keep reporting and blocking the haters and see who gives up first—until June 2025.

[r0-boat]

Got inspired by reading some fanfics about a reader giving the silent treatment to their f/o and it got me wondering…

How would your ocs Silas, Cole, and Holt react if their s/o got upset with them and gave them the silent treatment?

👀

Hell yeah

OC's: Holt, Cole, and Silas reaction to S/o being upset and giving silent treatment

(hey I have OC's and I write OCX reader if you're interested ;) )

Holt

As soon as you see your tears well up from the argument he just rolls his eyes and goes out for a smoke. The next morning he wakes up usually you're so chatty but this time, you're silent. As quiet as a mouse, even as he grunts a 'morn'n', you don't say anything. Silent treatment? Really??? Whatever, He doesn't care.

Spoiler: he does. He cares a lot, He's grown so used to your constant chatting He gets antsy when he can't hear you. Even if he doesn't respond back he's always listening. He's more irritable. He just wants you to stop that stupid silent treatment, That shit's for babies anyway not like it's working.

When he finally hits the boiling point he just yells He breaks "fine, I'm sorry there?! Can you stop being so quiet now? Freaking me the fuck out. I'll do anything."

You're angry at him and it's not right He doesn't feel right when you're not talking to him like normal. And he's weirdly upset when you're mad at him. What the fuck is happening to him??

Cole

He goes away to cool off storming out the house. When he comes back dinner is being cut but you don't say a word to him. You must be so mad at him, All right he'll give you some space then. However the next day you're still mad at him. It's starting to worry him. His heart is starting to hurt. He misses you so much. You're physically there but you're not there... He must have hurt you pretty bad.

Cole can be soft, under that hard snarky exterior that's a man who loves you. He wraps his arms around you. He sets a freshly picked (very messy) bouquet of wildflowers on the counter "I'm sorry darling. I did not mean to say those words. I did not know how much they hurt."

He knows that sometimes he can be a bit of a blockhead His anger gets in the way, and he says things he does not mean. He needs to work on that, which He is trying to figure out.

When he wants to make it up to you he means that. He's grateful to have you and he doesn't want to lose any more people he loves.

Cw: Yandere character below, unhealthy relationship dynamic ahead, manipulative behavior, obsessive behavior, love bombing

Silas

Oh...oh dear. It must be something about rules that he set that he will not budge. Silas thrives on his lover's attention and he does not do well with silent treatment. He is royalty and he is used to getting whatever he wants.

He will find a way to get your attention back. Without changing his rules. His rules are there to 'protect' you and his rules are firm. Whether it be physical gifts or affection He will crank up his normal love bombing behavior.

The longer you go with that silent treatment the crazier he becomes. Please darling talk to him He can't stand at this quiet!! He needs you in his arms, don't you see?! He needs that attention. He'll try to get your eyes to look at him one way or another. Perhaps he should fake a sparring accident. He might be wounded... But it's worth it if you could hear your pretty voice repeat his name.

[wuucchoo]

How do you feel about Megumi and Hana? Friendship, romantic feelings, etc. 

im pretty neutral about them, i think. their pairing kinda reminds me of yorozu x sukuna, but a lot less crazier. and i never really thought about it until this ask.. but, arent they too similar 🤔?

also, i think hana was judged way too harshly for her fumble in 212 tbh. when it comes to writing megumi, gege relies greatly on subtlety - to the point where some people tend to miss the nuances in his character (and his connection with other characters) a lot.

people were saying that the only reason that hana fell for the bait was because she is a dumb kid. and while that could be one of the reasons, it wasnt really the main one. she failed because she believed in the goodness of megumi's heart. sukuna took advantage of that by acting like a shoujo male lead back in 212 (or 213?) to trick hana, and hana fell for it because, while she never saw megumi personally act like that, that was her perception of megumi - the kind boy who saved a random girl when they were kids.

there is potential in their pairing, canonically, and i would have loved if gege showed more of their dynamic before 212 happened. hell, i think it would have been better narratively if we saw hana before the culling game even happened. because the way it happened in the story was kinda abrupt, her connection with megumi felt like something gege just inserted there last minute or something. two pages of a flashback is just not enough.

but, yeh, gege wanted to speed things up so much - character connections and dynamic outside of punch punch kick just goes whooossh most of the time :(

and now that i think on it, gege seems to have a plan set in stone for megumi that he seems to believe to be good (story-wise) - and he has been holding it out from the readers for so long. however, because of this 'plan', he has not been able to 'properly' portray megumi's connections with other people aside from yuji. everyone else's connection with him, is presented in a manner that's too subtle people tend to miss it. ((i dont really know why, but these things were actually a lot more properly portrayed in the early draft, jujutsu sousen, where megumi and yuuji's connection was a lot more established - megumi and tsumiki's bond was portrayed better, etc. in kaisen, everything is built on subtlety in favor of punching and kicking all day everyday))

what im trying to say is that gege never really gave hana and megumi that much moments for me to feel anything about them as a pair in canon - platonic or romantic. and while i do love the careful subtlety in megumi's character, sometimes thats not enough when it comes to his connection with other people. its easy to sympathize with him, but not with the people he's connected with. i hope this side of the story gets some rework when the anime comes tho, additional stuff with regards to megumi's connection with other people (like his sister, hana, gojo, etc.) needs to be a lot more visible than subtle hints from gege.

((they could be cute in fanon, tho i dont really see much fan works of them together.. and that is mostly coz gege never explored their dynamic in canon. in canon, hana just comes off as a silly girlie who talks about destiny and such with a boy she barely knows - much like yorozu 🤔))

holy this turned into an essay.

uhhhh. tldr: i think they would have been okay as a pair (both platonic and romantic) if gege bothered to flesh it out.

[teenandbeyond]

hi could a request a demon fem reader x gojo where reader is just bewitchingly beautiful ( and low-key evil n v powerful ) and she joins the uni where gojo is a student of and he tries impressing her n shit n idk more things could be added but ya it has smut n it's very smexy n romantic sort of but sub!gojo :O

Gojo x Dom Fem. Demon Reader

Interesting, let's see how it goes.

Want the Dom Gojo version? Here.

Want more from meh? Masterlist!

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🕶 Please Her 🕶 (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Warning(s): College AU, flirty reader, smut, dirty talk, didn't really know where to go with it

It's your second semester at a new college and you've already got a guy trying to impress you, not doing too good so far when he's wearing shades indoors...

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He could feel you before you entered the room.

As you entered, he lowered his shades, like he couldn't see you clearly past them.

You were beautiful.

You immediately met his eyes, you could feel his power, too.

And when your lips lifted into a smirk, he decided.

He wanted you.

The next day, he made sure to make a point of falling into the chair next to you.

"Mm, are you here to dispose of me, curse user?"

"Not necessarily," he drew out his syllables, leaning on a palm, "I just wanted to get a better view."

"You're not going to get that from the very back of the class."

He met your gaze over his shades after turning his head your way, "I didn't mean the lesson. I'd much prefer to study you, instead. Better view than that geezer any day."

"Sacrificing your grades for me? I'm flattered," you offered a shark-like grin full of sarcasm.

"No need to worry about me. I have the best grades in this school," he smiled.

You rolled your eyes, kicking up your feet, "Of course you do."

"Miss [Name]! Put your feet down, right-"

Your professor cut himself off with a glare from you, your head tilted back, challenging him to say the rest.

All he did was clear his throat, "I'll let you off this time since this is your first day, but don't expect such leniency next time."

"Well, aren't you the rebellious one? Someone should tame that disobedience of yours," he purred out.

"I don't get tamed. It's not in my nature."

And every day after that, he finds something to brag to you about.

Trying to impress you, you supposed.

But he wasn't your type.

He was pretty, sure, but you weren't into men who weren't worth what they bragged about.

He just seemed like another egotistical pretty boy who was used to having his way in life.

And why hasn't he reported you yet? You were a demon, his type doesn't let you cruise around innocent people so easily. It's why you had to transfer quite a few times.

His answer?

"I mean, other than a few little pranks, you don't mean much harm. Just another student trying to get their degree. As long as it stays that way, you'll be fine."

He seemed to care more about getting in your pants than much else.

He even brought you your favorite drink from some cafe a few minutes away.

"How the hell do you know I like this?" you ask after an experimental sip.

"I watch."

"Creepy. And I'm a demon."

All he does is smile.

You have a strange dynamic of banter, Gojo not really getting past your wall.

"We can't go on one date, beautiful?"

"My dates include an exclusion of clothes."

"I certainly wouldn't mind that," he smiles, flashing his pearly whites.

"You haven't earned the privilege, human."

"I will..."

Things change one day when a sleazy student decides to grope you on your way out of your last class. Even after you tell him to stop.

You both end up in a hidden corner with you tugging hard on his ear, threatening him.

"Listen here, human. You have two options...You can either use this pencil and stab yourself in your poorly endowed genitals. Or I can tear off your ear for your poor listening abilities."

"You crazy bitch, you think you scare me? I've had crazier girlfriends."

"Oh, have you, now? Well, I don't like being second best to anybody. May I show you why I'm the one to fear?"

You mute him with your power, he's unable to be heard by powerless humans. And you slowly tug further and further away from his head.

He tries to struggle away, but your power holds him in place.

"You don't deserve these ears anyway, much too pretty for that attitude of yours," you grin as he begins to scream.

"Stop! Stop! It's going to tear off!" he shrieked.

"That's the point."

You silently glance at the ear in your hand, then back at the screaming young man.

And you laugh. Tossing your head back, hard.

"Fascinating! Humans are very expressive."

"What's going on here?"

You blandly glance over to see Gojo moving closer, "You're not blind. I think it's blatantly obvious."

"Gojo! Gojo, help me, man! This bitch is crazy!"

"Silly human, he can't-"

"Help you? Lovely [Name] here doesn't seem like the type to do something without reason."

He could hear him? Right...his power.

"So what did you do, Kimura?"

"Nothing! All I did was flirt a little and she went nuts!"

You stab a pencil into your desired area, getting another satisfying scream out of him, "You touched me without my permission. And even after my merciful warning, you kept doing it...You were confident, too. I can only imagine how many human women it took to gain it. What do you have to say about that?"

All he could do was groan in pain.

"Well, at least now you can live alone like you deserve. Only desperate little humans would get with a man lacking an ear and a hard-on. Now, get out of my sight," your power releases him as you dismiss him with a hand.

You don't turn to look at him as he rushes to hobble away.

But before he can turn around the corner, his body freezes in place and shatters like glass.

"Foolish human. I don't let scum like you live."

"Well, well. Interesting to finally see your power in action."

You jump at the voice next to you, when did Gojo get that close?

"You didn't try to help him."

"He was weak anyway. But I told you not to harm anyone, or we'd have a problem."

"I have selective hearing," you smirked, leaning against a brick wall.

"Selective hearing, huh? Of course, you do," he hummed.

Before you could blink, he was pressed into you, arm against your throat.

"I should kill you."

"Will you?"

"Hmm," his gaze bore through you, "It'd be a shame...I like you."

"I am quite the charmer," you don't break his stare even as his thumb brushes against your cheek, red staining it when it leaves you.

"Red suits you," he muttered, looking down at the blood.

"It suits anyone."

"But I like it on you, I'm not talking about everyone else," he drags his thumb over your lips. Teasing it between them.

You tease back by accepting it inside when he meets your gaze again.

He sucks in a breath.

"Your bravado doesn't fool me, human," you kiss the pad of his finger.

"What do you mean?"

"You aren't the type to lead in a game like this. But that's okay..."

Gojo can't say he expected to be under you in his bed... But he can't say he minded either.

"Fuck..." his lip quivered as he watched your head bob up and down.

This view of you should've been deadly.

You moved to kiss along his thigh, "You don't deserve me pleasuring you, human."

He knows. He doesn't deserve to see something so pretty.

"I want you to prove you're worthy to be inside me."

He eagerly exchanged positions with you, whimpering like it was the best meal he's ever had.

You grip his hair tight, and you briefly think about it being painful, but he doesn't say anything to indicate it is.

All he does is sigh out, "A delicacy."

After he eagerly cleans the mess he made, you decide he's done enough to earn your warm tightness.

He whimpers as you engulf him, his fingers digging into your behind.

"Please..."

"Is Gojo Satoru begging? Who would've thought you'd something so beneath you?"

But you give him the privilege and move.

His head tosses back in a choked moan.

"You're such a pretty little human," you smile, hand cupping his face, "I might have to keep you around, you desperate little thing."

You gasp as his hips jut into you particularly rough.

"I'm the boss, here. I didn't tell you to move, yet," you lean down, teeth gently tugging at his bottom lip.

"So tight..." he shivers as you squeeze him.

"Poor little human, you can't handle it, hm?" you cooed, brushing your lips against his.

Gojo should've flipped you over and rammed into you for thinking he was weak...but he couldn't...because your warmth, your tightness, really did have him weak.

And when you let out a little whimper after it hit the right spot.

He had to bite his lip to stop himself from coming undone already.

"I-I can, don't underestimate me."

"Oh, I'm sure," you kiss his jaw, "You can move now. Impress me."

He flipped you over, he needed to get some of his pride back.

And he stared at you, your face, your heaving breasts, your belly...

"Are you going to move or what-?"

With a groan, he slid into you.

And you simply purred in delight.

His hips snapped quickly in and out of you, the moans passing his lips desperate.

It was just too cute to you.

Having an arrogant egoist reduced to a whimpering, whining mess.

"If you do well enough, I might have to date for this cock of yours. It isn't half bad," you sigh in delight, "You're doing well for a human...Oh, does that arouse you? You like being my little pleasure device?"

He twitched inside you again, you could tell he was close.

"Y-yes..." he groaned.

"I suppose I can reward you, now. Go ahead."

He sped up, on the brink until finally...

"Oh, shit...Fuck! Mmm," he groaned under his breath as his pace stuttered.

You run a hand through his hair, "Have you been sated, human?"

He took a few breaths, "Mm...But you haven't. You've never been."

"I'm quite used to that," you chuckle.

"But I want you to be," he kissed along your collarbone.

"Well, that was quick...Sure you can last for another?"

"I can go as many times as you need me to."

"Challenge accepted, human. Beware..."

[junk-thrillz]

I wanna hear you talk more about Cody because he makes me insane.

Anon, I would LOVE to talk about Cody. He makes me insane too, he's been one of my favorite pnat characters since I first got into the comic (he was my ultimate favorite until Violet shoved him out of that spot a few months later). Putting all of this under a Read More because it got to be a LOT

It's hard to say what his initial appeal for me was. I think I mostly loved his whole theme of masks and actors and mysteries! The school store scene and its surrounding scenes was my favorite part of pnat basically from the moment I first saw it, and I was DELIGHTED to find out that all of these background characters had insane, hidden depth to them. Cody was especially delightful because him being a dhampir is a crazier fucking reveal than even the school store's existence itself, and once that was revealed it was like a layer of his character had been peeled away. Suddenly his status as the nice, responsible boy was turned on its head, revealing an underlying personality that's a million times more jaded and hurt than was ever previously comprehensible and FUCK it was just so!! Good!! I don't think it was ever about him being a monster, I think it was about the reveal and the intrigue.

I've always loved digging into his character. Before Chapter 8, Chapter 5 was the majority of what we had to go off of for his characterization, and what was in Chapter 5 was already a goddamn goldmine of information. There's a reason why Chapter 5 is my favorite pnat chapter (though my favorite page in the whole comic is in Chaper 4 lmao)!

In the centuries-old past of late 2020, your local weirdo Junk was incapable of separating Cody and Violet from each other in aus, analyses, headcanons, etc. They used to be tied for my favorite character, and it was because I was (and still am) fascinated by their dynamic, the way their respective complexes and insecurities and emotional walls cause problems for them... their argument in Chapter 5 was my favorite scene-within-a-scene for a very long time. All this to say that there's a reason I keep bringing up Violet in a post about Cody; it's still really hard for me to consider one without the other. I love the way they're both protectors (knighthood theming goes crazy in this comic), and I love the way they differ so fundamentally in why they're protectors and how they approach that sense of protectiveness. I love the way Cody jumps to revenge during the Hijeff situation, and I love the way Violet counters that with appalled confusion.

God, can we talk about the revenge thing? The way Cody behaves is fascinating. He's very clearly picked up certain behaviors from his dad, but he thinks that makes him some sort of evil rather than understanding that everyone is a product of their environment. Compared to his dad he's just so... fundamentally kind, with his heart in the right place, but he can't see that because he's 12 years old, in a horrible situation with a horrible parent, and a complicated social situation at school and and-

I'm really glad that he has nice things he can cling to. I can't imagine the nightmare it must be to live in that house. He's got fun clothes he can wear at home on the weekend, he gets to go over to Jeff's house, and those might seem like small victories but they are still victories. I really hope he gets out of there soon. Jesus Christ

Oh oh oh, let's talk about fancontent! I'm going to talk about my own stuff, because there are a lot of very old ideas that will probably never see the light of day otherwise. In the post I'm assuming you came from, anon, I mentioned how I'd mischaracterized my way into the right characterization, and by that I mean both my earliest and most recent interpretations of him really played up his cutesy, smiley demeanor. Very anime girl esque vibe, very over exaggerated movements, very 'actor in a play' type energy. I would often come up with au's that would shove him into some sort of magical girl role, often paired with a healthy amount of body horror for the tonal dissonance. It was, of course, also an excuse to put him in cute, fun outfits. To this day I struggle to draw him in normal outfits that don't make him look like the leader of a magical girl. (If you want a funtastic magical girl au that was actually made for me, check out astralibrary's AU over here.) One of my favorite au's I've ever made was one in which Cody was a magical warrior from another world who fell through a portal and ended up in an ordinary, spirit-free Mayview, where he then had to rely on Violet to get him through the day normal-guy-style. Looking back it's one of my favorite au's in part BECAUSE it involves so many shenanigans revolving around Cody trying to be normal and failing miserably. I believe it to be accurate to canon LMAO

I have so much more I could say about him but I think I've hit the point where I can't put my thoughts into words. To wrap it up, here's a compilation of my favorite Cody panels and bits of official art;

^Chapter 8 Page 44!!

^Chapter 5 Page 44!!

^Chapter 5 Page 58!! I love the way the blur makes his ear look pointy!! You can even see his fangs, a bit!!

^Chapter 5 Page 57!! I love Zack's expressions for him so much

^Chapter 5 Page 165!! "So embarassing", he says, as if he isn't VERY invested

^Chapter 5 Page 167!! Top ten panels that permanently altered my brain chemistry

^Chapter 5 Page 283!! This panel made me nauseous the first time I saw it. Kill your dad, Cody

^Chapter 1 Page 33!! A classic. I love his Chapter 1 look a lot. I love how he's climbing on his chair/desk

^I have an emotional attachment to his old cast page photo.

^CHAPTER 5 PAGE 48. This panel inspired the tiger spectral cody au (not my au, if you haven't heard of it before), and thus made me insane

I think I might have hit the image limit. I got carried away. Here are the honorable mention pages

Anyways. Thank you, anon, for giving me an excuse to go absolutely insane about Cody. I did NOT know this post was going to get THIS long, but once I started it was like I couldn't stop LMAO. I hope you enjoy this thought dump, feel free to send in more asks if you want to ask about something specific/want more lovingly crafted Cody content. If I ever manage to upload a fic to Ao3 with Cody in it, it'll be dedicated to you in the author's notes or something LMAO

[chilapis]

i just wanted to say that 1) i hope ur resting well and 2) im so enamored by the extensive analysis of both tartaglia's character and how you think he'd smell like i wish i had enough knowledge abt perfumes to do that myself ALSO i did NOT know there was a "tartaglia "perfume"" which is so endlessly funny to me ? even funnier how it doesnt match him as a character at all. they should just contact you to make his perfume instead for a new perfected release. also i thought that the one that had a handle that resembled a blade was really really cool and its rly interesting to see ur thoughts abt what he'd wear i chuckled imagining it as if u were giving him a whole presentation about what perfume you think he Should wear . sorry for rambling in ur inbox that whole post was just so cool

CLARA, hello! This is so sweet, hi; I hope you’ve been well. ♥️ Not to worry, I fell asleep literal . moments after sending the post because I was physically fighting for my life by the time I reached the conclusion.

Perfumes are quite easy to figure out if you know the basics of what you’re looking for. Is it masculine or feminine? Is it a clean scent or a dirty one? Is it floral, gourmand, woody, marine, leathery, something else — what is it? Search what type of notes make up such a scent. If you have any perfumes you really like (that is in your possession and you have experience with) or want something similar to, search that perfume up. Read up on the notes while you’re wearing the perfume and see if you can smell them; familiarise yourself with those scents. Find out what those notes symbolise, what they invoke, what effect they hold.

If you want a scent but have no “reference” perfume to work off of, that’s fine; follow all the steps prior to it. Search up perfumes that follow your description, but be careful to not buy a perfume entirely on the basis of its notes or ingredients. It’s always preferred to actually try the perfume out rather than blind-buy, because it might smell different to you or on you (because, again, personal body chemistry & body odour).

For example, I mentioned Russian leather as one of the “close but no cigar” special mentions; its notes include cedar, nutmeg, tonka bean, guaic; this leads you to imagine a warm, woody, spicy, scent. But it is not; I tried it in a fragrance store (I went to find Ocean leather, tried like seven different fragrances, and then left the place with Iberian leather which I am SO delighted with, it is such a thick and heavy scent I’m in love) and it wasn’t… spicy at all; it also had a few floral notes, such as rosemary and Pathouli, but I couldn’t smell the florals either. The basil, mint, pine and sage were TOO strong and it reflected a very, very… green mood. Maybe something that’d be a strong contender for Al-Haitham, but not really Ajax, and we don’t care about anyone except Ajax here so.

So I recommend just picking out a few fragrances that seem promising from their notes and accords, and then going to a physical store and confirming them for yourself before the purchase. Do not be afraid to ask if you can try out different scents there; I promise it’s all right to take your time deciding rather than making a quick, on-spot decision.

The presentation part is so funny to me though. Average Chilapis date. Me and the bad bitch I bagged through my autistic tendencies or however that meme goes.

I’m sick and tired of everyone treating Ajax like “oh my god my boyfriends so crazy 🥺” first of all, that’s my husband you harlot. And second of all I’m crazier than him. I will literally hold him in place and sniff him after dousing this man in perfume to see if it fits. And that’s not even MENTIONING the skincare routine and hygiene products I have to introduce this man to. I could not care less if you wish to conquer the world, you’ll do so smelling and looking good. This is peak Chilapis dynamic. v

[effrvsnt107]

tenamy anon ☝️ i was wondering if in your vision for them amy was here when he regenerates into eleven or the angel thing happened before that. if its the latter then i think the doctor's "seeing" her for the last time while dying would go even crazier, imagine like she's touching his face while he still says he doesnt wanna go

OMG TENAMY ANON I MISSED YOU, MWAH MWAH! I hope you don't mind me rambling.

I always imagined Amy would leave before Ten regenerated. Punch him while he's down and convulsing on the floor, you know? He would experience the loss of another companion being ripped away from him. I think it would invoke some Doomsday flashbacks, where he is helpless as he can never see his beloved companion again. This time however, you get the comfort and the curse of the build up. Unlike Doomsday, it is Amy's choice, and more hauntingly he has to stand there and allow it.

YOUR VISION! HEARTBREAKING! I share it too, I'm not sure what would happen for him to regenerate, but to come into his TARDIS (like TEOT) scared of dying to see Amy, and while he's glowing golden, her hand is on his face soothing him. I think he'd actually start crying rather than just teary eyes, not only because he would die with someone (I think he this he deserves after all he's done), but he'd be aware she isn't real. When the Doctor regenerates he tells people to stand back because it would hurt them, but he would allow her ghost to touch him as he dies. Maybe he'd even reach his flaming hand out to her face like Eleven did, for extra heartbreak factor. He'd be scared he might hurt her but does it anyway, which I think would capture their whole hypothetical dynamic (never listen to About You by The 1975 while imagining this, I'm tearing up at this shit).

I think it would also be tragic on his end, to have to live without her. I feel like if Ten specially was Amy's Doctor, I'm not sure how he'd react to that. Defiantly not well. We have seen Ten lose companions, and when he can't fix it he typically goes full on god-complex. Not sure how you see their timeline tenamy anon, but I see him going through his post-TLV arc with her. Because fuck it, I love TLV, I think Ten is at his most interesting when he is being an arse. Would Amy make him better or worse? There's a case for both.

Going back to the other vision you said about Amy seeing him regenerate into Eleven, I think that would basically be a sort of tenrose but worse (in a good way). Eleven's companion is Amy Pond and that is a fact, so in this hypothetical tenamy au, he would either be born out of a sense of devotion to her or be born out of mourning for her. I find the mourning more interesting, though. Eleven would be Amy's ideal match (born into the role), but he would also be completely aware her death is a fixed point. The base of his identity is shattered and gone because no matter how much he yearns for it, Amy can never come back.

Sorry if i rambled too much, I hope you don't completely hate what I see. Living tenamy would be cosmic joy, fucked up borderline religion towards each other punctuated by the repeated spiritual murder-suicide. Dying tenamy would be loss of innocence, identity issues and devastation. Because they'd know its coming, they are just doing everything to delay the inevitable. The Doctor runs away, and she'd get the chance to run with him, but eventually everything he is running from will catch up to her (like it does everyone) drag her away, leaving him running alone. Unlike others, Amy would know she was going to be dragged away and accepted it with open arms.

Tenamy anon, please I am begging you to impart your visions (and future ones) onto me. We are like the only two tenamy's in the world and we need to stick together. This inspired me, so I'm going to do something tenamy related now. Take care!!

[deliciousnecks]

hi! i love wwdits and i am not too invested in a nandor guillermo end game situation but i DO think that’s what they have been working towards and it’s kinda weird that they say that’s not true???? (maybe i’ve misinterpreted the interview) i feel like the power dynamics over the last few seasons have shifted and i think nandor and guillermo are kinda on even playing fields now. also idk i think it’s kinda silly that they have to be an ethical couple with no power imbalances bc it’s a silly vampire show that has done WAY crazier things. I don’t think they have painted nandor or guillermo as aspirational role models at all and i think it’s weird to write a show with the stipulation that every character must be ethical. they are all corrupt and weird!!!! idk i love the show but i do think the power imbalance thing is a silly criticism bc it’s not realistic and no one is supposed to model their relationships off of Vampire Goes To Space and Baby Vampire Crawls Out Of Colin Robinson show… ya know?

no, anon, but same. like i like guillermo & nandor, but at the same time, I don't mind if they don't end up together? because... honestly, what made me fell in love with nandor was that he was on his own and he didn't seem to mind, but that's another answer for another time.

you see, the thing that with these interviews (regardless of the show), is that they can only say so little about what's going to happen and they always like to play with the audience. also, paul simms answer seemed like an answer that would have rolled probably during the second season. "that's his boss", that dynamic was left behind a long time ago. their dynamic is now so different, that i'm sure that guillermo doesn't see nandor as his boss and nandor doesn't see guillermo as his employee (he said it himself).

I can see why people are mad over the interview, and talking about myself i'm not really upset, but more like "wtf?" because like you said, the answer simms gave makes 0 sense, because speaks of ethics & morals and all that shit. i don't know what's gonna happen with the whole guillermo & nandor thing, but until i see it, i really just don't focus too much on these interviews tbh. and people might call me a clown and or say that i'm being silly for still having some hopes for "nandermo" but it's not even about that, these interviews are just a bunch of blah blah blah. I prefer to hear from the actors if i have to be honest, and whatever happens happens.

[seelestia]

YAAAA CONGRATS!! at least you're done with your exams :nod nod: and i'm sure ayato is vv proud of you as well /pos (yes my three emotional supports have me covered all thee sides and they say hello as well hehe). tbh this semester seems a lot more draining than the last one since ✨introvert burnout✨in school i'm a lot more like bedo tbh :/ ~Lycoris

thank you, ly! the sigh i let out after the last paper was finished is UNREAL. i can deffo see ayato giving me headpats for it and i gently bury my head into his sleeve to whine abt my stolen brain. he's so soft, i chomp on him. (/lh)

as a fellow introvert, i get you! sometimes, i get tired just being in a room full of people even without talking to anyone there 😭 it's because i'm crazier when i'm alone and being surrounded by people doesn't give me that liberty, i reckon. (/lh)

you and albedo standing (holding hands) together in the corner of the room: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

p/s: just a fun question but, is there any genshin charas that you deeply relate to?? i personally get nilou / layla vibes from you! vv pretty and delicate + 'you shall be protected' energy. (/pos)

tysm for understanding, ly! 😭 BUT YES, i did mean his silly little meltdown because i just had to laugh. howl appeared so suave and elegant at first — then WABAM, sulking and crying into his hands until there was literal green goo. but i think howlbedo would find the new hair color "a breath of fresh air given by fate (or accidental change because you're just trying to clean)" instead of crying into his hands over it. (/lh)

PLEASE. ly, he'd chuckle at you and then hold you up softly before you fall... have you turned into goo yet. (/lh) indeed, i imagine ghibli prince ayato and i'm the gardenkeeper who waters the flowers and he keeps having breakfast in the garden when i'm working <3

the urge to suddenly write tighnari when you're chatting to me abt him is becoming unreal. because your dynamic with him just goes so well i can instantly imagine how he'd react to you! (/pos) i think he'd deffo raise his eyebrow at you playfully like "oh, so you're threatening me now? is that how it's going to be?" and then he may or may not tickle you (/lh)

now, one vs three is unfair. not just unfair, those three include: an alchemist, a forest ranger, and the general mahamatra. come now, i'm just a silly gal who loves food and i was just taking ly on a little walk— i'll bring her back, i promise. (/j)

NOOOOOO, THAT'S SO CUTE. pleaseee, as soon as tighnari snaps out of it, he'd look at you up and down and go, "...did you drink a potion while i wasn't looking?" and then, your punishment is getting snuggled. just make sure not to hop off when he puts you on his shoulder but also make sure to tease him abt kissing you in your bunny form because no one is gonna forget that. (/lh)

who would i want to hold me?? ayato and heizou are good choices, but i'll go with the latter because i have a headcanon that he talks to animals like a reporter/interviewer, so i'd wanna be a witness to that! before i puff up from a samoyed puppy (rin tells me i remind her of a samoyed and i thank her for that) to a human, that is. ehehehe.

[dallasareaopinion]

I don’t know. I don’t know. What are we doing?

Outside of diehard Trump supporters and desperate Harris supporters, most people in this country are starting to realize neither candidate really doesn’t know what to do.

And political pundits to comedians are starting to call them out on this scary fact. Most people talk about the economic policies, yet I don’t think either has a plan for Iran except hope Israel finds a way to crawl out of it’s quagmire.

And many people in this country really didn’t want Biden v. Trump round 2, but that was what we were headed for until Biden stood on national TV and had the most momentous cognitive collapse possible for someone on a public stage. I am on record saying if either party chooses someone else over the two old guys that person would win in a landslide, well I guess I was wrong since Harris is barely hanging on.

People are still struggling and unfortunately Biden now Harris gets blamed, but it isn’t all their fault, but right now neither Harris nor Trump have a realistic plan for the mass majority of this country no matter their party affiliation.

And an even more bonkers problem is most Americans would vote for a Republican even though it goes completely against their interest. To this day I have no idea why so many people in the middle class think the Republican Party thinks positively about them. They have been wealth and big business for decades and have made no bones about it. None! Yet so many people wanting to be popular in the country club and PTA back their own financial downfall. Sure a few of these people are successful, but take a way their profession and they would be sucking eggs. The entire platform for Republicans has been to give to the rich and let the rest figure it out. And again people would stand in line to vote for a valid any valid Republican candidate not named Trump against Harris. She would be swamped similar to a Nixon McGovern rematch.

And what is worse is the Democrats have been surviving on dynamic personalities for decades, not what the public believes in going back to Kennedy, (won by a hair), Clinton who was a big hit with the ladies for some reason and then Obama. And to be fair to Clinton, he did sound convincing when he told Bush the elder, it’s the economy stupid and most Americans agreed since we were in a mild recession at the time.

Now we are teetering on some really unknown financial circumstances that could go either way. We actually could crawl out of the inflation madness and with interest rate cuts keep growth alive for a while. Or the middle east war ramps up and Putin does something even crazier than attacking Ukraine and all hades breaks loose.

And many Americans know deep down that neither candidate is the best possible answer for another pandemic style disaster.

So you have a woman that hasn’t proven her meddle yet and Trump who some people believe whole heartedly would solve all our problems just by being Trump versus many other Americans who know giving Trump the keys to the kingdom is flushing them down the toilet and into the swamp called Washington D.C. and who knows what other septic tank is lying around.

So we are either a close race to the wire, or a mild flub by either candidate could tilt the election so fast most of our heads would spin. Trump is just one very public cognitive hiccup (and I don’t mean his usual vitriol) away from sending every Republican looking for cover and Harris is just one statement away from completely losing everyone’s confidence she can do anything.

And by the last paragraph you are realizing we are avoiding negatives not looking to vote FOR someone. Outside of the Trump acolytes (my apologies to Disney) who are voting for Trump even though for all the wrong reasons, when was the last time you voted for someone with desire or purpose or faith or confidence. Stop, be honest, you just haven’t have you. For decades now, it has been the lesser or two evils, or towing the party line, or well we could do worse instead of saying man I want this person. A few people will still remember the Obama feel good moment, but he was going against H. Clinton in the primaries who people never liked and an economic disaster attributed to the Republicans in the general election. Our saving grace was he is intelligent so he was able to ride the interest rate cuts the rich took and ran with since they were the only ones with money, but it did trickle down to consumers over time and he left an economy that Trump ran with and took full credit for even though he did absolutely squat to get us there. The tax cuts were just gravy for rich people, not a real economic growth generator.

And after all this time the Democrats have no strong candidates waiting in the wings and the Republicans squandered all theirs with the Trump obsession. How many people truly believe, Vance or DeSantis or Hawley or Cotton is going to carry the Trump acolytes in the future? The blew Haley away, they passed gas on L. Cheney and Kinzinger, never liked Christie to begin with, Romney faltered too much in 2012 and all the people Trump fired that actually were competent people now leave the Republicans with no one to actually produce a manageable government. If Trump wins we are going to get the worst of the worse, sorry folks no Men in Black to save us from these aliens.

One of the “X” acolytes of Trump put up a post that showed Trump Vance Musk V. Ramaswamy and a couple of others and asked are you ready for this team to run the country. Seriously? Could you not find a worse group of people to run any government. People have lost their mind.

Anyway no one wants Trump or Harris, most people are voting for or against Trump. Harris might win if she can convince enough fence sitters that she might be able to handle the job, but that is a harder convince job than the Harris campaign team wants you to believe.

The economic questions are bad enough, the border and immigration need Congressional support to get anything done, but does anyone with an ounce of sanity want either to address the potential foreign policy nightmares brewing.

What are we doing?

And yet the duopoly keeps chugging along. And as mentioned before House Speaker Johnson said the truth, when he said not passing the CR forty five days before election was political malpractice, or another words doing their job and passing a full budget was too hard, but it was better to kick the can down the road so they could get elected. Folks that wasn’t political malpractice that was governing malpractice, you know, their job!

No cheers tonight or in the near future, but much tequila is needed.

[shimmerbeasts]

💑 (obviously not a Romantic ship for wyll and mizora but still) @faerunscursed

Things I like about the ship/dynamic||Accepting.

Before I start gushing people's ears off, I will reiterate what this ask says because I wanna get ahead of that guy in the comments. While this meme speaks of romantic ships, Wyll/Mizora in the context of this ask will be treated more on a platonic or maybe even familial angle. However, let's be real: those terms do not cover what we like about this.

First of all, Mizora and Wyll scratch a very specific type of itch for me when it comes to character dynamics. That is the idea of drawing on a darker power, learning something from that power and also being weirdly, chosen by that power. Not in the sense of "I wanna take over the world", but more in the sense of "I care for you in a non-conventional way because my moral compass/being differs from yours." Warlocks very much provide and cater to that fantasy, which is why I like playing them in BG3.

While Mizora and Wyll obviously cover that dynamic/fantasy more than enough, it is specifically the way, we crafted that dynamic, which I adore so much. It is this perfect blend of wholesome, twisted, dark and somehow messed up. It has these softer elements provided through Mizora in her role as Wyll's mentor and mother figure - again, she constantly touches his body with her wings, offers words of encouragement, etc -, but at the same time, we also have a similar softness coming from Wyll. He has this trust in her, which really goes beyond what should be considered normal. And I love how the party is concerned by this dynamic because they do not know the circumstances, which created it. They are outsiders, looking in on this, and I love the dichotomy provided by that.

Then, of course, there is the possessive ownership aspect. I love how protective Mizora is over Wyll to the point, that she will kill others for getting too close in her perception. But what I especially love, is that despite having those clear sexualised markers, taken from the game or associated with for example possessiveness, our dynamic has this incredibly intense and tight bond WITHOUT ANY OF THOSE SEXUAL UNDERTONES!

I love how you can tell that Wyll and Mizora share this incredibly deep and tight bond, born out of a really dark and messed-up history, and yet it surpasses romantic or sexual readings basically. Like I freaking love how we took the whole "Puppy/Pup/Pupster" etc. spiel and turned it into something literal. I love how these words signalise that Mizora regards Wyll as inexperienced and needing to learn a lot as a hunting dog. I love how we discussed not just what happens after Wyll dies but also how he dies.

I honestly do not know what is more metal: Wyll dying because he protects Baldur's Gate from the Cult of Tiamat/an actually summoned avatar of Tiamat one last time or the fact that he becomes a haraknin after his death and thus ends up almost immortalising his service towards Mizora. He started out as a monster hunter and he became her faithful and focused hunting dog, even beyond the grave.

What makes it even crazier, is that Wyll is fully aware of Mizora's darker nature and actively engages with it. Not only is he chill with becoming a haraknin or hound, but also he knows of her whole head eating habit. I still cannot get over how you decided how he brought her the heads of his kills and how becoming a devil was like the best thing that happened to him. Again, their twisted loyalty and affection towards each other is just one of the coolest aspects of them ever.

We even found a way to make the sex scene make sense in our dynamic, which is a feat in and of itself. I think what I love so much is how Mizora and Wyll have each other's backs and fully support and defend each other. You genuinely get the feeling that they worked together for seven years and they have a history and formed a bond over that history. Yet at the same time, Mizora never once sacrificed her devilish nature, even with the deep care she feels for Wyll. Their dynamic is as imbalanced as it is in game in terms of who has control, and yet at the same time, you are not surprised that Wyll never once considers breaking his contract. Moreover, you can tell that Mizora earned Wyll's trust and with how she handles things, she has his complete loyalty. And the worst/best part is: You get why they are so loyal to one another. It completely derails the whole game premise of Wyll has to be freed from his contract.

Because you look at them and you go "No, he does not. He is right where he belongs and he is happy."

[wildernessuntothemselves]

"i wonder why people who read lover loser were mostly in favor of gyu while those who read yamqn are mostly in favor of tyun"

Another anon has already nailed the main reason head on, so I won't explain it much, but yeah... it's the power dynamics. Being around a "insane" person is a thing, being around a insane person with power is a completely different thing. The amount of power king gyu has makes him seem 10x more threatening. With lvls, escaping him or defending yourself from him if he was to become too dangerous feels possible, not to mention that him being submissive to the core make him seem easier to control in general (you almost pity him from how miserable this fucker presents himself as). With yrmqn, he is literally above the law, he can do a n y t h i n g he wants to you and he will cause no one can stop him.

Another thing that I think might influence is the fantasy element in yrmqn. Because the furtherer away from realism the setting of the story goes, the more absurd and grandiose everything that happen within it looks like as well. Loser gyu is more easily acceptable because at first he seems like someone you could actually come across in you life, like many of us have experienced at least one cute seemingly harmless creep simping real hard for us, that happens. But to have a mini royal creep decide to keep you as his emotional support pet throughout childhood and then later in life rape you, assassinate half of his family, incriminate his wife and almost literally set his whole country on fire in a war, just to keep you around... it's flabbergasting, the red flag just look so fantastically huge it's impossible not to be weary of him. And in the midst of all the fantastical elements and characters in yrmqn, tyun ends up coming across as the most grounded one, the most down to earth and reasonable one - if on top of that you consider that he is actually punished on the long run for this way of being, readers may end up siding with him for a mix of familiarity and pity.

Don't get me wrong, I actually like both characters. I really do. I enjoy king gyu for the sheer extravagant absurdity of his obsession and devotion. But I also prefer Loser Gyu. Simply because he actually reminds of how my fiancé was when we first met 💀 (but my fiance realized how fucked up he was early on in the relationship, started therapy, started taking proper meds, let go of his addictions, rekindled his relationship with his family, started taking better care of his physical health, finished his studies, got a good honest job... and now he is a much better person).

~♡anon

yeah that makes a lot of sense. yamqn gyu just feels so oppressive and inescapable. in LL oc appears to hold all the power which is actually gyu's tactic. he purposefully represents himself as harmless and weak so oc wouldn't be wary of him

that's an intruiging point, but wouldn't you say LL gyu is more menacing because of the realism? like yamqn being a fantasy land makes the threat seem like real and palpable. but the rest of it yeah he has done way crazier things than LL gyu (though LL gyu secretly filmed oc, tried to coerce her into being his gf and ruining her engagement, leaked sex tape of them together and caused her family to disown her...) but i meant that people already didn't like gyu even before most of that stuff

yeah tyun is the much more sympathetic character, perhaps because of his flaws and inner turmoil

wait wait wait that kind of change is actually possible? like one can go from a being a toxic person to fixing their life up like that? man i'm so happy for you but i'm also shocked.

[thechoosenonecreator]

NSFW alphabet (Steve Rogers)

Steve Rogers x Black!Reader

Warning: EXPLICT CONTENT 18+/ Dub and Sub dynamic/ Oral sex/ Mirror sex/Sub Steve and Dominant Reader

A/N: This is my second headcanon I'm not to good at this send me some request and join my taglist (also bad writing)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After falling off the edge he would hug and comfort you and once he calms down from his climax he would go straight to the bathroom to clean himself off and then get you a clean rag to clean you up. If you are not tired he would offer you a movie if not he sometimes likes to go to the kitchen and make you a quick snack you like and just sit and talk and have random deep conversations.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

(This reader has a big boob size)

He loves your boobs. He loves how soft they are and how sweet they taste after you rub cocoa butter. He loves sucking on them so much to the point you tease him by calling him a big man-baby or when he is on them you play with his hair and call him your baby boy. He even uses them as pillows. He even sometimes drools on them while sleeping (He’s so cute). One time when Steve was drunk he was raspberring your boobs and talking to them like they were two human beings.

His favorite body part is probably his arms. He loves when you stare at them and when he catches you you blush hard. He also loves wrapping in between them. He loves to play fighting with you and squeezing you in between until you jokingly beg him to let you go.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Due to the serum, he has a pretty large load. It’s always a thick white coat he loves covering your body with. He calls it “painting a fresh canvas”. He has some limits he will not cum on your face without permission. He doesn’t feel comfortable doing that unless you ask. He learned that people with unhealthy diets can make your cum taste nasty and doesn’t want you to think bad of him so he eats better food so his load can taste better for your sake.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Steve loves being submissive to you. He likes when you tie him down, or when you call him baby boy while you're milking him dry. He was so used to being under control so when he was the one being controlled he was a bit surprised. He felt a weird tingle in his stomach when he heard you call him good boy and he went crazier when he was on top of you but you flipped him over and straddled him and told how you were taking control that night. He remembers every word, every touch, everywhere your mouth touches.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

When it comes up to sex in general Steve does have experience. He had sex with Sharon and even a couple of one-night stands, but kinky he had a lack of experience. Steve knew how to please you traditionally but tying down and spanking he didn’t know. He did personal research, asked for your opinions, and even asked Nat (she knows a lot about kinky sex). He learned about safe words, the tying methods, the safest and best toys, he even learned how to do temperature play. He will never try something without learning everything about it and asking your opinions.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He does like fucking you in front of the mirror. See him your face from a different angle when you cum. (he also loves watching himself slam into you each time, it makes him want to finish even quicker).

G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

When he wants to be dominant and take control he doesn’t joke around. If you laugh too much he takes that as you making fun of him and he will make you regret it. When he is trying to be intimate and romantic then he sometimes jokes around to make the moment sweet.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Before dating, Steve kept down there tamed for his comfort. After you guys became sexually active he made sure he kept down groomed for your comfort now.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Steve is very romantic during and after sex. He makes sure you are well taken care of and makes sure your body is doing ok. ON anniversaries or holidays like valentine's, he would decorate the room for the occasion. He makes sure whether the session is rough or gentle he will make sure you felt love and passion and most of all you are not being used and your love.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before dating, you used to tease him a lot. You would mostly do it to see his reaction but you never knew how sexually frustrated you left him. Your small touches left him rock-hard boners. He just couldn’t take it anymore so he started touching himself. Not to videos but the thought of you. The thought of your curves, your breast, your ass. When you guys started dating and became sexually active Steve he prefers sex more than jerking off until he found it hard to be apart from you on a long mission. Especially when you would tease over the phone by saying all these things to him and to make it worse you would hang up when he wanted to have some phone fun just to tease him. To relieve the pressure he would touch himself to a flashback of you and him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding Kink

This is the main reason why he likes to cum inside of you so much. You decided on using birth control for the time being, but he is just so impatient to get you pregnant. Plus, he just thinks you look so hot with his cum leaking down your legs as you stand up.

Praise

He loves when you tell him how good he’s doing or how perfect he is or even when you're worshiping his body. It gives him a boost in confidence and makes his performance better.

L = Location (favorite places to do it)

Steve is a very discreet man. His whole life was always put on blast and hated every single thing about it. One thing he hates about the Captain America thing is being famous and having no privacy. So he will make sure that everything and every moment with his girl will not be invaded by anyone or anything. He loves his bedroom. He has a huge king-size bed with a designed metal headboard. The room has a soundproofing system which means he could make you as loud as he wants.

He also loves the shower. He doesn’t know why he loves it so much. Probably because the clean-up is quicker and easier or he could be more intimate with you. The showers aren't a place where you have quick rough sex. It’s where you have to be passionate and slow and a little rough, you just gotta know what you're doing. (Also he loves the sound of wet skin slapping together)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I know it's cliche but Steve loves seeing you with white or light blue lace. Something about what it does to him. It gives him a tingle in his belly. He loves where you wear his large shirt with nothing under. He knows you do it to tease him and oh boy does it work. He loves it when you wear a sundress with your booking apron he finds it hot when he gets to see a glimpse of you in the domestic lifestyle.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He is willing to try anything with you from tying to the bed or roleplaying but one thing would never do is anything that has to do with body fluid like blood, pee, or worst of all shit. No threesome he doesn’t like to share, especially not with Bucky. His whole life she never got girl attention, Bucky did. So no one can blame him for not wanting to see his girl being slowly stolen from his best friend.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He came from a generation where you take care of your women th\en yourself and even when out of his time he still kept them the things he learned from then. He makes that foreplay comes for the real stuff. He will always be the one to go down on you. Whether it's a quickie or a full session he will make sure that he goes down on you before he does anything else.

He doesn’t mind you going down on him. He doesn’t force you cause he knows when his body grew and his body PARTS also grew with it. When you do it he goes crazy about how your tongue wraps around him and how your mouth feels real good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on the moment and how much time he has. If you have about 30 minutes before a meeting it starts slow but quickly gets rough and fast after you guys start getting into it. If you guys have more than 45 minutes he is definitely going to take his time and make sure every second lasts.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t really like them but they do come in handy when there's not enough time to “take care of you”. He would either do it closest he know no one would come in and go around or he would lock down his office and quickly fuck you before someone comes in. ( There was a time when the team was on a conference call with a general and after they finished Steve had to go on the call but you wanted it. He quickly handled you in the kitchen before the team came in. Bucky saw a little glimpse and told you guys to finish quickly before the rest came in.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Before he was only willing to experiment out of curiosity and out of the pressure of today’s standard. When Bucky and Sam give him advice they made it seems like causal soft sex was bad, it was like all he had to do was be rough with you. Steve felt a need to spice things up not because he wanted to but because he felt like he had in order to keep you. He decided one day to have a talk about this and when you told him that you loved what you guys were doing already that pressure went away. After you told him that he felt more comfortable and decided he wanted to spicy things out of fun and curiosity not out of pressure.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Everyone knows that Steve has high stamina. He could go for many rounds only needing a little break but he knows you can’t do that so he doesn’t try to force you to go beyond your limit unless you force him to (AVERAGE AMOUNT OF ROUNDS: 9 to 10/ LASTING TIME: about a good 9 to 13 minute if he was trying to dragging it out to have fun but normally just 5 to 8 minutes)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Steve himself doesn’t have toys but he always thought about bringing some for you in the room. He would most definitely use them on you and maybe just maybe and little on him. Only if you're using it on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Steve is such a tease. He will have you hyped up and flustered just to leave you hanging. He one time slipped his fingers into your shorts during dinner. He slowly rubbed your button and when he finally got a whimper out of you he stopped and continued a conversation with the team and this was all over dinner.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Steve was really happy when he found out that Tony put a soundproofing system into the rooms. Although they don’t work for super-soldier they do work on the others. H can get very loud depending on the session. (If it’s when you tease an edge for a while he most definitely will be loud except during the release). He usually makes whimpering sounds and soft breathy moans. When he moans loudly you get pretty surprised by the amount of “fuck” and “oh yes” coming out his mouth.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves being possessive over you in public. You are a very pretty girl and Steve knows that and he also knows that you being pretty girls and guys will always try to hit on you. Steve always tries to make a mark on you. Either he calls you names in front of his competition or kisses you and touches you to show you his. He doesn’t like being the jealous type but out of all the relationships he has been in you're are the only one he is serious about and he doesn’t want to lose without a fight.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Steve has some length and width down there if you know what I mean. You could see from the sweatpants. (On soft 5 ½) (Normal length 7) (On a boner 8 ½ max) It may be long but its really thick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Steve is almost always in the mood. He is willing to go anytime and any private place he could. His drive is higher than most of the team.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He does get tired a bit but he doesn’t fall asleep straight away. He tries to make sure you are okay and taken care of and make him comfortable himself and when you feel ready to go to sleep he falls asleep if he’s tried if not he’ll force himself to fall asleep

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re: that other anon: this isn't an attack on you in anyway i just think it's interesting the attitude that has become more common lately that it is the most outrageous thing to think that something might have gone down between them(obviously with the disclaimer that you're not actually that invested in whether it did or didn't, and not tinhatting abt divorces). personally i feel like it's a case of it not being all that much crazier to think that something happened than to think absolutely nothing did. in short: they probably fucked around to some unknown extent at some point = Just Platonic Bros forever and ever, in terms of plausibility/outrageousness of the concept. schroedingers blowjob brothers if you will

that's completely fair! Honestly, it's not a hill I plan to die on because I think at some point it just becomes discourse (/neutral) over the details no one in the convo really knows. Also notice my word choice in saying I just didn't think there was a secret romance or that they were fucking on the reg lol. Maybe something happened! If they came forward tomorrow and confirmed something did, it's not like I would be shocked. I think curiosity over what was really happening and the dynamics that seemingly exist between them is natural and can be really interesting when explored via fiction. Personally I think a lot of the truthing that goes into this is based on kinda silly evidence though (stage stuff, out of context poetry, misread lyrics, etc) which kinda doesn't leave a whole lot, but again that's just how I look at it :)

[lordofhunger47]

The Reason why I ship Wendip:

Because you get a sense of friendship these two exhibit throughout

the show. One moment you'll see them escaping danger coming from the various monsters of Gravity Falls

and the next moment you'll see them chilling out in front the TV while snacking on some popcorn. These two

enjoy hanging out with each other when they're not doing other activities.

Another reason is that they both support each other when they're feeling down. Dipper makes Wendy take more

initiative in her actions and actually do something beside laze around the day. Wendy, meanwhile, allows Dipper

to feel more confident and shed his cowardice in distressing circumstances.

Finally, the dynamics of this pair is just more fun to explore. There are more interesting ideas and layers to build upon these two characters together, both on a romantic and a platonic level.(beside,both are mature beyond their age and 2.5 age gape is insignificant when they get older,you don't hear anyone complained when Kataang and Ferb/Vanessa become a thing).

Before you go and say "but Wendy in later years reciporating Dipper's feelings will undone the message" I say no because by that time Dipper has grown and become "worthy of loving" thus making it poetic;besides,I know shows which done that message far better without reducing a main characters into one dimensional- ms-unattainables and being a drama queen over crushes like Kipo:Age of The Wonderbeast.

Moreover,Am I the only one who found incredibly hypocritical how much the series trashed Dipper's feelings for Wendy using the excuse of "it's imposible, he has no future with her because she's 2-3 years older than him", but then the same series supported Mabel's crazy crushes that she honestly had no future either? I mean, is the series and the narrative seriously making watchers and fans believe that Mabel had more future with a bunch of gnomes, a zombie, a vampire, a psycho child(who is 3 years younger), a merman, a puppeteer creep(who is in his 20s!), a cloned boy band(who are in their 20s AGAIN biologically but technically only months old!), any stranger she stalked within her radar each week, and a dollar bill guy, than Dipper with Wendy? Like, she has MORE future with any of those crazy creatures than Dipper has with Wendy, a girl she is very close to and who is only 2 and a half years older?

Honestly, I find ironic that the series ditched Dipper's relationship with Wendy because, according to the narrative, it wouldn't matter or last in the long run only for a 2-3 year old gap, but then goes to support even crazier crushes that are changed in a week, because looking through it, out of all the crushes we've seen the kids have, the one who actually can have a future is the one that the series constantly ditches and mocks at.

Before any missunderstooding of what I tried to say: I'm not saying Mabel's crushes didn't end up backfiring, of course they did, it was obvious that would happen sooner or later. What I'm trying to say is that in most episodes they put Mabel's random crushes above Dipper's crush over Wendy with the excuse of "Dipper having no chances nor future with Wendy", as if Mabel had ANY future or chances with any of those crushes at all or as if any of those crushes were any more reallistic than Dipper's crush over Wendy. The thing is, even if Mabel's crushes ended up falling apart, in the end, Mabel got to give it a try with her crushes at the cost of Dipper sacrificing his time with Wendy, therefore pushing Mabel's crushes above Dipper's.

That is what I'm criticizing here: the fact that the narrative puts Mabel's crushes constantly over Dipper's crush using the "they have no future or chances" excuse while also pointedly ignoring that Mabel's crushes had even less chances and future than Dipper's. In fact, Dipper's crush with Wendy has more future than Mabel's, because the only obstacle in here is just a 2 and a half year old gap that in a couple of years won't matter at all, so if these two end up having feelings to each other in the future, it can totally work out.

And to answer your question YES i would still ship it even if it was real because as I mentioned both compliment each other, both are mature beyond their years,they are like the same age group is not like I want them to go sexual during that period and my headcanon is that the ship happended years when they got older through their frienship blossom into romance and its kinda reminds me as a mix between Peter Parker/MJ and Astrid/Hiccup.

I don't ship Wendip out of a childish fantasy of romance, because let's be honest there is no such thing as true love or soulmate or the "perfect" romance, that's a lie only fools believe in and there is no such thing as the "perfect" mate, if anything I wrote essasies about why Wendy deserved WAY better than being a Ms Perfect stereotype and guess what?as I said before I know plently like The Dragon Prince and Kip:Age of The Wonderbeast who done the message FAR better without lowering themselves in objectifying the opposite gender or create a double standard or make a bigger deal than it needs to be, I ship Wendip for what it is and it can be.

I know Wendip is an accident but I don't care, there are many ships which were accidents and some even got canonized;besides, I see beauty in accidents, not everything should be pre-destined, that's a lie zealots say.

"Sometimes the best part in life is an accident that goes right."

-Elizabeth Lowell-

And guess what? The only ships truly canonized in GF are Melody/Soos and Blubs/Durland so deal with it!