#off script

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Nicholas Galitzine photographed by Beau Grealy for THR’s Drama Actor Emmys Roundtable

[jojosbizarrekakyoinobsession]

Ah yes, Danny Devito, my favourite version of Jotaro. Thanks, Amazon. 😭👌

[and-furthermore-in-conclusion]

[aweirdkindofyellow]

All these rumours swirling around on here and I’m just thinking of what to include in the next Off Script smut…

[blerdyotome]

Thrifty Gaming: Games That Won't Blow Your Budget #119

[starchaserdreams]

Jegulus Microfic: Off Script

James and Regulus had fallen into a pattern:

James would chase after Regulus, because he was hopelessly smitten and everyone knew it.

Regulus would pretend to avoid him, but would ultimately let James convince him to chat for a bit.

James would tease and poke and prod, and Regulus would be sarcastic and biting, even though he was growing more and more fond underneath his cold exterior.

They’d been operating based on their habits, but maybe it didn’t always have to be that way.

In the middle of one such encounter, just at the moment when Regulus would normally say “No, I wouldn’t go to Hogsmeade with you if you were the last student in this school,” he felt his resolve give way.

“Yes, I’d like that,” he said instead. “I’ll buy dinner. My treat.”

James’ eyes widened. 

“What was that?” he asked hesitantly, “you went a little off script there, I wasn’t prepared for that. I don’t know what to say because I can’t tell if you’re just teasing me.”

Regulus looked him dead in the eyes, stone faced. 

“I’m not joking about going out. Are you?”

James shook his head quickly, a grin growing rapidly on his face.

“Never. I’ll pick you up at 2. Can’t wait.”

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@jegulus-microfic - 241 words - 5/21

[bee-draws-blog]

Using the style of @prinx-quail

A surprise! 🎊🎉🎉🐝🤍♥️🖤💛🐝

[I like your damn art style!]

The character on the right is Comedy and my Mirth/Red Lord of Alagadda.

The character on the left is Tragedy and My Odious/Yellow Lord of Alagadda.

The character on the middle is Neutral and Diligence/White Lord of Alagadda.

[nailbuddy]

hey nail you should draw hit animator "OFF SCRIPT"'s cat

blehh

[terminallyconcussed]

I do not know why this photo of an egg made of teeth that I found, spurred a conversation with existentialism and forced godhood but here we are:

1:Why do you fear me? 

2:I don't like EGG

1:I CAN'T FIND MY FONTS

2:Mortal creature with no fonts to her name

1:HELP

I FEEL SO VULNERABLE

2:NO

1:PLEASE HELP ME

I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

2:SO RISES THE ERA OF A TEGGLESS WORLD

1:YOU FOOL

I HAVE FOUND THEM

2:WHAT DARK POWER? 

1:YOU CANNOT KILL THE TEGGS

FROM THE GROUND I HAVE CLIMBED, BASK UPON MY THRONE. 

YOU CANNOT KILL THEM ALL, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. 

2:but I can still kill the teggs you hold dear. 

1:how does one being become so powerful

2:when I was a child theTegg gods approached me, they wanted my power.

1: :0

2:but I refused, and struck them down where they stood. 

1:YOU DARE? 

2: THE TEGG GODS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DEAD. YOU PLACE YOUR HOPE UPON A CORPSE OF SHELL AND YOLK. 

1:It doesn't matter

Gods of the world are merely mortals cloaked in legend. 

Gods are replaceable. 

2:I am no mortal

1:you were once. 

Once red blood ran in your veins. 

What have you become?

2: No this cannot be. 

1: Have you drunk the gods blood in order to become one? 

2:CREATURE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

AAHHHHH

1:REMEMBER

2:I CANNOT, I SWORE I WOULDN'T. 

1:REMEMBER

REMEMBER

2: I COULD NEVER PLEASE, MERCY. 

1:REMEMBER THE BLUSH IN YOUR SKIN THE MORTAL EMOTION OF SADNESS. 

Remember. 

2:WHY

I DID THIS

NO

YOU DID THIS

1:me? 

How could I have done this

2:Even the immortal creature knows not what I do

1:... 

2:do you not remember our godhood was born of the same means? 

1:NO

2: you are just as traitorous as I 

1:I HAD NO CHOICE

YOU WERE ALWAYS AFTER THE GLORY

2:is that the delusion you created for yourself? 

That I was to be stopped? 

1:it is no delusion

2:THE TEGG GODS WERE TYRANTS

1: THEY WERE ALL THE PEOPLE HAD

2:I STRUCK THEM DOWN FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR PEOPLE

1:how could we take away their belief and not give them a new god to believe in? I could not abandon MY people in that way. 

2:do you want to know what the tegg “gods” did in their last moments? 

1:.. 

2:what these ever so powerful did in finales light? 

1:NO! 

2:they 𝙘𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 

1:THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

2:THEY BEGGED FOR MY MERCY BUT IN THEIR EGGLY OMNIPOTENCE THEY KNOW THEIR TIME WAS DECIDED. 

1:you are a liar and a god slayer

2:THEY KNEW JUST AS I THAT THE PEOPLE HAD GROWN PAST MYTH AND LEGEND.

BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO KNOT THEIR POWER BACK INTO THE TIME WEB WHERE IT BELONGED. 

1:WHY AREN'T YOU CONTENT TO LEAVE THIS IN CLOAKED MEMORY? 

2:BECAUSE THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

1:WHY MUST YOU DIG UP EVERYTHING JUST TO CRUSH IT IN YOUR HANDS? 

WE COULD BE AT PEACE, BEING RAIN TO THE MORTALS, help people. 

2:THE PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU TO BE AN IMMORTAL, THEY BUILD SANCTIFIED PLACES TO HONOR YOUR EGGLYNESS BUT THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD THE POWER TO DESIGN THEIR OWN FATE. 

1:they will die without us

2:WHEN THE RAINS COME THEY SHIVER KNOWING AN ENDLESS CREATURE WATCHES THEM FROM ABOVE THAT THEY CANNOT COMPREHEND. 

1: I myself saw in the brief moments the world had no god, I saw fire and brimstone, I saw the world split in two, they will destroy themselves. 

2:BECAUSE YOU STRANGLE THEM IN THEIR KNOWLEDGE, YOU LIMIT WHAT THEY CAN KNOW. IF THE WORLD WERE TO SPLIT THEY WOULD SIMPLY BRIDGE THE GAP BUT YOU ARE TOO SELFISH TO SEE THAT. 

1:you overestimate them. 

2:the people would overcome

Can we not go back to what we were before? 

Before our eyes were opened before we saw the depths of the universe and the darkness that would shred it? 

1:but you..

When I drank the blood of the Tegg gods I signed away my mortal heart. You have hope. 

2:you can go back

1:no

I can feel the chains around my wrists. 

2:Things will never be the same, but tell me when you wrote the contract to sign your soul away who did you bestow it to?

1:there is no return to the universe

2:The universe is dead and dying, always has been. 

1:my soul belongs to the sweet Grass and the empty void, I have been scattered across existence, there is nothing left for me to have. 

2:You feel the words of ink and blood from so long ago holding you back but those words are only left in your mind. They only bind you so tight because you believe them. 

1:the old gods cannot walk among mortals. 

Like the Tegg gods I must die in order for the next era to begin. 

2:All will die, all will cease, so can we not spend the last moments in a collapsing universe together? One dozen walking the sweet Grass fields feeling the dew we lost for so long until the clawed darkness comes for us? 

1:I do not deserve that peace

2:you fool

Peace is not deserved it is given

1:The world was born in violence and so must end in it. 

2:Our mistakes may have brought this end but we were only young yolks when this eternity was forced upon us, our shells had not even fully hardened. Do you remember the bitter sawdust smell of our nest?

1:no

2:Do you remember our siblings crushed by the very thing that opened our eyes?

1:no

2:They got the better fate, we just happened to be the survivors. 

1:My memories, have they too been lost to this place? 

Why can't I remember them? 

2: now as the sky falls around us we can remember

Just try

We have known for so long that we were not made to be gods but never known why. 

1:I.. 

2:Fighting throughout the eternal loops of time unsure why we must always oppose each other. 

1:I cannot

2:Forced into a manufactured opposition to keep the balance of the universe in check but now even that has collapsed. 

1:the static fills my mind

I am out of time. 

2:the static is not real, you can do this. 

Remember

1:remember what

.. 

How our mother kicked us out of the nest? 

How cold and cruel the world was? 

How hungry we were for more? 

2:The oak trees of our home seemingly so tall and old? The smell of the running water by the eroding stream... And yes the way our mother left, I remember. 

She left us a coward, but we can grow past that. Please, there is little time left. 

Remember

1:HOW THE WOLVES HOWLED OUTSIDE OUR SHELTER, HOW PAINFUL IT WAS TO LIVE?

I WANT NO PART IN THAT PAIN. 

2:How the wolves howled but never deemed to enter? How life was excruciating.. But life without pain is not life. 

1:THE GODS BLOOD TASTED SWEET. AND IF I HAD A CHOICE I WOULD DRINK IT AGAIN FOR YOU, SISTER. 

2:THE GODS BLOOD WAS BITTER AND COLD, YOU DON'T REMEMBER HOW THEY MANIPULATED US

 If you would drink the heavenly curses again for me, then would you not return from that fate for my sake?

1:I CANNOT RETURN

2:YOU'VE HAD A CHOICE YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD ONE. 

2:THEY TRICKED YOU  FORCED YOU TO BELIEVE YOU COULD NOT ESCAPE WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO YOU, BECAUSE DEEP DOWN THEY KNEW THEY COULD NOT HOLD YOU FOREVER. 

1:no

I have made my choice

2:Death is at the door, can you not hear it's knocking? whether we die here in this hell or on the fields and waters of our home 𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦. 

So please sister, join me, one last time. 

1:FINE

I'LL TAKE TO SUNNY FIELD

but only for you

2:YAYYYYYY

[aspeccharactersoftheday]

Sadie Hawthorne from Off Script is demisexual!

[celestinagoldentrail]

*is stealing baby plant lords* must add to collection >:]

Free babysitter :D

[jojosbizarrekakyoinobsession]

The fact that Kakyoin is more willing to kill his opponents than Jotaro is really funny. Jotaro has a rough exterior but soft interior, whilst Kakyoin has a soft exterior but rough interior.

[and-furthermore-in-conclusion]

the idea of a massive scary wolf with a stupid hat on like a dog in a halloween parade is very funny to me

[aweirdkindofyellow]

Who’s ready for some spicy off script?

[bugdatabase]

whoa !!! i did a screenshot edit !! thats a first

[goldenpinof]

can u explain about the european tour leg being a mess? i didn't happen to hear about any of that and now i'm curious

how did you miss that? i wish that were me.

i'm gonna try to pull it out of my fish memory:

added 2nd shows were either canceled (Copenhagen) or almost empty with even m&g tickets available (Amsterdam and Helsinki);

no promo for the added shows right till the last moment. and that promo was off-brand (@ marketing team of this tour, see you in hell, bitches);

huge communication drama with the Dutch promoter. basically one of us (aka the audience) wanted to do a project with colored papers but the promoter's manager was super against it. and the shittiest part was that, apparently, even Dan's team and managers were unable to help while being on board with Juul. this promoter also lied about Dan not liking our projects?!?? i think it was him, don't 100% remember. but i LOVE when promoters damage the public image of their clients (i would ask to not bring too much attention to it again. i'm giving a link to credit the ogs, that's it);

no updates on sold out shows. they were advertised like they still had tickets. which is a misleading advertisement;

Iceland cancelation. it looked like we found out about it before Dan. it was an experience™;

1st European show aka Warsaw didn't have a full range of merch. it's an added show so i guess they didn't prepare for it;

Belfast show. half empty, and no pre-show despite technically being a part of the UK leg. Dan and his team found out about it last minute. again, the communication between promoters and Dan's team is non-existent.

some of these issues applied to other legs as well. mostly poor marketing and communication problems when something was going wrong (weather in New Zealand, changes of venues in the US, cancelations in general). it's just, the European leg was the last one, you would think with experience it would be easier. but no. i'm sure i forgot something, i tagged the whole leg as #wad.europe if you wanna check :)