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AAA
Ah game companies. I usually stick with indie games unless there’s a AAA game I really want to play
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I am reading a fic that unfortunately spells Cas as CASS and every time I see it I get sucked out of the story for like 2.5 seconds. Like, explain the 2nd s to me. Why, why, why would you spell it that way?!
#fan fic problems#yes cry for me#that was sarcasm by the way#Castiel has one S#Cas has one S please and thank you
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MCYT Nightmares AU (Little Nightmares AU)
Wilbur's Beautiful Burden:
Wilbur had only experienced seven years of life when he himself became responsible for another life. For the rest of eternity he would remember that day vividly, the naked and tiny little bundle of flesh in the gigantic trash pile. Face scrunched up red in frustration but quiet as any of the other kids Wilbur had ever stumbled upon, as if instinctively knowing that sound only brought everlooming death closer.
He remembers the uncertainty that filled him as he inched closer, knowing what he was seeing was a baby yet not believing that he of all the children had stumbled upon one still alive and well. Fearing that this fragile small thing's life now rested in his inexperienced hands. He knew they needed a lot of care, that it was difficult enough to keep yourself alive and five times as difficult to take care of such a useless creature as well. Yet regardless of his fears and uncertainties one thing was clear, if he left the baby here it would die.
So with careful steps he had scrambled through the trash pile, wincing whenever it noisely shifted. He approached the dramatically fitful baby which seemed more than happy to show it's disdain however silently for its current situation- his situation Wilbur noted upon being able to more clearly see the babe.
When he was finally over the baby he leaned down to pick him up only to freeze when the baby's attention snapped to him. Bright blue eyes locked onto his curious and naive of the horrors of reality, holding Wilbur in place with their intensity. Then after a few moments the baby's face suddenly split into a smile his arms once more energetically waving this time in Wilbur's directon. Dumbstruck Wilbur had the thought that the little smile seemed almost victorious as if the baby had known that he had just lured in his only chance at survival.
Well it had worked that was for sure because his heart had instantly melted, and resolution set into his soul. He would protect this joyful little being with everything he had. So with awkward movements he picked the weirdly soft mushy thing up, bundling him up in his sweater covered arms eyes still locked on those sparkling jewels. "Tommy" he whispered voice hoarse from disuse "I think I'll call you Tommy"
Now all these years later he recognised those bright blues once more. He was shocked by how much Tommy had changed. Even looking smaller than he had ever before to the now gigantic Wilbur it was clear he had grown. A part of him had still been seeing the little eight year old, now however he was all grown up and from the smell of it was beginning his own Corrupting process. Then again it's not like he could speak, he was the one that had changed the most out of the two. Going from a tiny boy to one of the monsters roaming their world, giant and twisted, possibly beyond recognition. Before all too long the same fate would befall Tommy, as he slowly but surely turned into a monster like Wilbur.
For now however he was unaware of his true nature, of the fact that he just like Wilbur was one of the very monsters they so feared. That he had survived a childhood most of their kind never did. A feeling of both pride and relief filled him at that thought.
All those years ago once his mind had cleared from his Corrupting and the realization that Tommy was nowhere to be found set in, he had panicked and searched desperately for him. He knew it was for the better that they were separated during that time that he would've likely torn Tommy limb from limb in his insanity, yet that did not stop the ache from forming in his heart whenever he thought about those last few moments together. Years may have passed in which time he had found a family in Phil and Techno, but never once had he stopped looking. Even knowing how unlikely Tommy's continued survival in this cruel dog eat dog world.
Now looking into those mischievous blues once more, frightened and confused as they may be he knew he'd never make the mistake of leaving his side again. Knew that he would shelter him from any dog bites and skin the perpetrators hide afterwards.
And he knew it wouldn't be all too long before Phil and Techno too felt that way, Tommy had always beeen good at twisting people around his little finger after all.
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A MCYT Au based off Little Nightmares where the boss characters you face in Little Nightmares and the tiny Children are actually the same species. The children or blanklings as called in this AU are just their young and if they survive long enough will transform into their monsterous morally dubious boss forms or their Corruption forms as it's called in this AU.
Inspired by the realization that at the end of little Nightmares 2 (Little Nightmares Franchise Spoilers duh) Mono is confirmed to be The thin man, as well as how in little nightmares 1 it's heavily implied there is some relation between Six and the painted lady whether familial or future self related and finally six's own monsterous habits that slowly evolve through the game. This theory was born in my head to explain it and then I turned it into MCYT SBI AU cause of course I did.
#mcyt nightmares au#mcyt au#mcyt#tommyinnit#wilbur soot#sbi family dynamic#semi dark sbi#it is based of little nightmares my dude what were you expecting#its been two years and while my motivation has left me this idea hasn't#yay for fleeting motivation#that was sarcasm by the way#just to be sure you understood that#going insane over here
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No you don’t understand me calling you afab isn’t me calling you female it’s me just referring to an event that happened in your life - where you were assigned female. Don’t question why I never call you a man only a “afab trans person”. I’m not misgendering you and if you think I am then you have internalized transphobia you need to work out.
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i love angst mmm yummy yummy i love watching my favourite characters suffer
but i also love comfort mm yummy comfort mm yummy healing and such
#sage speaks#wow i wonder who this is about#that was sarcasm by the way#blorbo posting#(its sectonia and taranza btw)
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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i love how much of an ABSOLUTE MESS alice is. you listen to the first episode and think “oh wow a sarcastic and charismatic female character me likey” and then you reach ep 14 and realize that there’s something very deeply wrong with this woman.
#alice bbg#you have the most ridiculous coping mechanism i’ve ever seen let me inspect you under a microscope <3#the secondhand embarrassment i got from the latest episode#shes gonna sarcasm her way out of expeessing her feelings even if it means that everyone around her is painfully aware of said feelings#expressing*#i think she genuinely believes that she’s doing a Good Job hiding her feelings 10/10 very professional#she pats herself on the back after making everyone else extremely uncomfortable#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#magnus protocol#alice dyer#tmagp alice
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1. I really just don’t like how you shit on Chloe in your Au considering that she is technically the Main character now because of her having the ladybug earrings.
2. As for unlikable characters exist. Yeah they do but they usually don’t have a really good back story.
Thomas give her a sad backstory, took that away and made her worse ??? It makes no sense. Especially if it was supposed to be a unlikable character. her backstory isn’t an excuse for her actions but yall hate her for the actions and at the same time don’t want her to change.
(Not only that but he ended replacing her with a very boring and rushed character like Zoé.)
Basically what I’m saying it’s just weird for yall to hate a character that much.
I think it's really weird for y'all to be so defensive of a fictional person, yet here we are.
Perhaps you were mislead because her "hero" form was the title of the AU, but uh, Scarlet Lady was never about Chloe. That's why she didn't, like, grow or anything and why we left her several times to focus on Adrien and Marinette. Having the Ladybug Earrings does not automatically make someone the main character, she's the tritagonist at best. And canonically, she's just a side character with too much screen time.
But even if she was the main character, so what? Scarlet Lady's tone is comical, it was never going to go deep (except in the Finale, kinda) and Chloe was never going to get the 5 Hour Youtube Essay Deep Cut in Comic Form about the Wonderful Person She Had the Potential to Become that viewers like you seem to be craving so badly.
And we fundamentally disagree about Chloe's backstory. It's not a good backstory, it's pretty basic, not even entirely unique to Chloe in the very story it's stuck in, and removing it changes nothing about her or her personality and motivations in the long run. It's used as a weak excuse that's only brought up at random to the point where even canon doesn't buy it anymore.
Though I'm not sure why you think that unlikeable characters can't have sympathetic backstories, the point is usually that despite going through the worst and despite the fact that it's entirely possible if things were different for them that the character could've been someone entirely different (and therefore "likeable"), none of those things erase the things they've done or make them more likeable. It just makes them kinda sad on top of it.
But that doesn't really apply to Chloe since taking out her garbage birth giver still leaves her with Andre who did a good job ruining her all on his own.
Anyway, sorry for the rant, but to wrap it up, sorry you don't like how I do things around here, no one's keeping you here if you don't wanna be faced with it or whatever.
#guys when will you all understand that I don't hate Chloe#I hate *Gabriel*#I love Chloe the way she is - and the way she is is insufferable U_U#you guys are the fake fans who don't love her for the menace to society that she is imo#ok anon#btw these tags are like 95% sarcasm
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ulysses would honestly be the perfect candidate for anything enemies to lovers regarding the Courier if people weren't so focused on pretending the random one off Legion members are better written than they actually are
#like. he talks to you so sweetly when you make amends. he feels guilt for it. but people dont obsess over him like they do vulpes or w/e#hmmm i wonder why that is....he doesnt get treated as well by fans as the white character whos way worse of a person.....hmmmm...../sarcasm#seriously though. considering writing some ulysses/james stuff just bc of how overlooked he is#im so obsessed with him now lonesome road might actually now be my favorite dlc#vinny rambles#fallout new vegas#lonesome road#ulysses fnv#ulysses
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Yelling contest in the tubie nursery.
(Close ups under the cut)
#chiligerart#clone cadets#clone tubies#the clone wars#star wars#sw tcw#best way to start the morning#the caretakers probably love it <- sarcasm#this is the cutest baby I’ve drawn yet#I love this little guy#I’ll take twelve
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For you, gorgeous, handsome, breath-taking, glorious soul given the highest form of monster fucker purity. You take my breath away with your grace, your demeanor and stunning personality. Your posts are as alluring to me as a siren's call, your words stringing me along a beauteous vision. The colors you have chosen are simply pulchritudinous for this here blog. I grant you a flower, for being my test subject for different ways of saying beautiful <3 ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝❀♡
Y’all…I’ll be on my balcony. Soft sigh.
#personal#doodle#I’m actually not sure if some of that is sarcasm given several people were blinded by my blog colors 😭#but either way I appreciate your poetry#even if I’m being roasted#I’ll take it
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Pompom found a... well whatever it is, it's real weird
@thc-au
text transcript:
"Oh. What strange little creature do we have here?"
"HUZUHFUHHABAUHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
... Charming...
#digital art#fanart#thc au#tadc au#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#Pomni stop screaming at the giant horror version of you#you're making a scene#and she'll probably kill you for being annoying#that “charming” is thick with sarcasm by the way
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Has anyone heard of this game called 'Arknights'? It's kinda obscure, but the character designs slap
Thanks @valence-e for the suggestion!
#If it wasn't clear this is sarcasm. Pretty sure Arknights is like every third post on my dash lmao#Never seen Earthspirit before though!#Also I've been trying out this alternate way to do pixel art more like painting. Not totally sold on it yet but I kinda like it?#Arknights#Earthspirit#Cyberpunk#Pixel art#Digital art#artists on tumblr
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i could overanalyze this interaction until people beg and cry for me to shut the fuck up
Hoffman you annoying and off-putting individual i am enamored with you
#another scene that i use as like main hoffman dialogue and behavior inspo#saw#mark hoffman#saw vi#the wheels turning as he realizes he can offload pamela onto jill but it ends up biting him in the ass in like. the biggest way#among like 20 other things i can say here about his sarcasm and eyerolling (u can see it... mentally happening..)#all while saying it in his fakey sweet nice guy tone where hes just constantly lying through his teeth to everyone#“maybe i did maybe i DIDNT 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤨”#and the like subtle slightly flirtatious body language that doubles as power play. this kind of character was made for me#also his body language in general is pretty funny like i am totally analyzing it as an animator too. the way he turns on his heel#it WOULD be fun to animate but alas. i dont feel like it
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my favourite ship, just a dude x just a dude
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i saw some art of something similar to this with the same pairing but i cannot for the life of me find it 😭 if anyone can remember/if you are the artist please let me know I’d love to credit you 💖
EDIT: creds to @ziggityzigg for the inspiration!
#he danglin#I’m getting more comfortable adding snotlout’s bear skin#the helmet always kills me though so sometimes I just don’t draw it lmaooo#eretlout#how to train your dragon#httyd#snotlout#eret son of eret#httyd fanart#fanart#rtte#httyd2#b99 meme#do I even weigh anything to you#pairing#rarepair#APPARENTLY???#I love their dynamic man#eret humbling snotlout#snotlout disrupting erets peace#also yes I do think they’d call each other by their last names#sort of like an affectionate/sarcasm kinda way?#how to talk to short people#how to train your dragon movies#art#httyd ship#short king snotlout#julesdraws#snotret#sneret
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Trick or treat! Just looking to see if you wouldn't mind talking more about Noel's scars? 👀 I can guess at some of them like the neck wound but I was wondering if you had any specifics for the others
ohhh for sure !!! a lot of them were inflicted during his time in the dreamlands, save for a few gunshot wounds he gained under relatively normal circumstances. Some were from kiy (the wrist scars from being restrained for like months probably), and some were from other creatures he faced during his time in the desert. some of them he could go on and on about telling the most elaborate story, and others he avoids acknowledging all together.
#he’s also got some freak ass tentacle related scars on his back#most definitely from being lashed repeatedly and not in an exciting way whatsoever#not sarcasm he doesn’t like talking about it#if we’re talking ourthur- Oscar asked him about them#while laying in bed. Noel didn’t elaborate much besides saying they were just old wounds#he let Oscar slowly run his fingers down his back. he let him feel out the ridges and jagged skin#he would’ve never let anyone touch me like that. he thought he’d never be touched like that ever again. he thought he didn’t deserve it#but you can’t say no to Oscar. not after he kisses your back and says#they still seem new to me. I hope they can heal better now#or something idk man I NEED TO DRAW THEM#ask#holy ghosts#because I need to remember this
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