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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time
#I think I'm mostly here for the fact it's a blog site and lets you do “blog things”#like you can type an entire wall of text- edit the size- edit the color- stick images between text blocks#it's like playing around on a writing software#post murder drones I am also here for the mutuals#but like- I've been here since Steven Universe was still airing#and SOMETHING had to keep me here for a decade#and it certainly wasn't the notification system#writing lil stuff like this in the tags is also a nice bonus
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#cat brought a still alive vole in once does that count?#mom and the dog had to chase it around the basement
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THEY CAN TEAR THE TOAST FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
got two dogs staring at me, with the post pathetic of faces, in hopes I will take pity on them and give them my dinner
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Starving babies only had one bowel of food tonight. Because I am to selfish to share my breakfast for dinner
Also ignore the fact I’m eating in bed-
got two dogs staring at me, with the post pathetic of faces, in hopes I will take pity on them and give them my dinner
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got two dogs staring at me, with the post pathetic of faces, in hopes I will take pity on them and give them my dinner
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I wonder what the youtube age bot thinks of my music taste
is listening to celtic folk back to back with metal the taste of an ad-dult, Mr.Robot?
#if the bot has any logic then I'd say the folk music is age neutral and the metal leans adult because of the language#and by language I mean swearing not the fact that it's in english#just to be clear
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imagine if mind reading was real, but only animals could do it
and all the humans were just unaware forever because animals can't talk
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ah yes, an excellent milestone post of only the HIGHEST quality
youtube blackout reminded me of the incident that finally got me to use an ad blocker
was back during quarantine, so there was nothing else to do all day but watch videos
I guess what ever algorithm or ai or whatever decides which ad you'll get shown glitch because all it would show me for the entire day was the same exact condom ad. I got so sick of if that I got an ad blocker so I could finally stop hearing the little song from the ad every time I clicked on a video
no more ad money for you mr. tube, I have no idea why you decided I needed condoms so bad back then, but I'm not turning that blocker off now
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youtube blackout reminded me of the incident that finally got me to use an ad blocker
was back during quarantine, so there was nothing else to do all day but watch videos
I guess what ever algorithm or ai or whatever decides which ad you'll get shown glitch because all it would show me for the entire day was the same exact condom ad. I got so sick of if that I got an ad blocker so I could finally stop hearing the little song from the ad every time I clicked on a video
no more ad money for you mr. tube, I have no idea why you decided I needed condoms so bad back then, but I'm not turning that blocker off now
#youtube ad robot looked at me and said#“you there- single high school age asexual- you need condoms RIGHT NOW”#“fill them with water or something just fuckin buy em”
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in a world where there are far fewer people, and by extension workers, but companies don't want to give better working conditions. They hide a clause in the contracts that lets them essentially reset your brain and alter your memory
people can't really afford to quit because of dystopian circumstances, but if they have a mental breakdown the company will erase their memory of anything bad happening and get them back to work after a quick "vacation" (read, got sent to the memory altering department a la a computer being sent to IT) In the worst cases, they erase everything about them working there and everyone's memories of them, then bring them back in as a "new hire" to be quickly retrained and reintroduced to the workforce
Jim ran around the office screaming yesterday? No no, you're mistaken, Jim is the new hire and definitely hasn't been working here 20 years
Susan was just joking about quitting, she's back from vacation today and feeling much better
Bob got crushed by a machine last week? There's never even been a Bob here!
#ideas#story ideas#horror#dystopia#memory#came to me at work while listening to scandinavian dream by self deception#I actually don't mind my job at all#definitely inspired more by the song than any work environment I've actually been in
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is there anything else that separates vampirism into a species rather than illness/condition
because it is possible to be born with an illness/condition that you contract from a parent, but typically one doesn't change species upon being bitten by something (this is magic/curses we're talking about though, so I am willing so accept that as an explanation, I'm just asking if there's anything else in addition to that)
are vampires cannibals, or does drinking blood not count as long as you don't eat the meat?
#vampires#zombies#being born a zombie sounds like something from an absolute nightmare of a horror movie
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are vampires cannibals, or does drinking blood not count as long as you don't eat the meat?
#vampires#werewolves#zombies#those are the only three I can think of that fall into this group#of get bit become one and also a possible cannibal#cept maybe rabies
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are vampires cannibals, or does drinking blood not count as long as you don't eat the meat?
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are vampires cannibals, or does drinking blood not count as long as you don't eat the meat?
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Apocalypse story where monsters/aliens/creatures of some sort, take over Earth
one of them keeps a human as a pet, but soon realizes that the human is deeply traumatized, ya know cuz of the apocalypse. So, the creature starts searching the world for a still living human therapist who is still sane enough to give their human pet therapy
the human pet comes with them of course, I mean putting them in a kennel would just make things worse yeah? And proceeds to get even more traumatized during the journey
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Hypothetical-
If every animal on Earth just up and died, would plants be able to survive on their own without them?
like, I know there's many plant species that rely on animals for things such as pollination, but are there any that would be fine on their own? Not just without mammals or birds, but without insects or worms and the like. Entire animal kingdom vanishes, just plants, fungi, bacteria, et cetera remain. Could the plants survive?
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caiinn
one more art fight for today
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