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part 2 for the hottie-cutie! actually we dont use the percentage system in ig all the post-ussr countries (mb not the more european ones but im not sure). but ig 70% is just average here? ig its barely the B(?), in our system its 4/5. or ig 0-50% is like 2/5 (bc its forbidden to give 1/5 *clown emoji*), 50-70 or 75 is prob 3/5, and 90-100 is the highest mark. dk if its stupid of us but yes. id really not say that all russian students are very smart. but now i think that i didnt even knew filipino is based on tagalog... and that a lot of people are really arrogant bitches that would fight till the blood spills even if theyre wrong... but yeah not to be a hater or anything but... i still remember that trend on tiktok where american teens were like 'give me antidepressants and coke and imma explode russia in a sec' and then they cant find the hugest fucking country on the map... and im not even mentioning how they feel like their starbucks can help these sweet summer children to like... conquer, riot, attack... 'YOURE SAYING WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL IN THE FUCKING PHILIPPINES IS WRONG AND THEY WERE LIKE YES' arrogant bitches TT 'i forgive them' its ok id hate them for you. 'that was a long rant' and i love every letter. im so happy for you! you seem so passionate about the sandman, its cute. delightful to read youre happy! and really delightful to see someone being so happy about something so... simple? just being happy. this world indeed needs some kindness. im so happy for your excitement TT take all the time you need, your happiness is the priority!! and gjdd as i was thinking about it, a recalled that in the very beginning of that your fic with daemon x niece reader where she doesnt need him, i felt SO strong about it being like... a half of that daemon idea i teased you... so like yeah. im waiting. but not asking you to speed up!! driving fast is dangerous, children. its a well-deserved rest (in a way). hope youll spend it great. 'just cos ur in the bible doesnt mean ur a saint' i know?? but HFJSDJS it sounds so... like a wity line from this stupid films with the worst, the most dangerous, the filthiest mafia boss and like... just y/n... yeah thats it. and in the night theyre making out and things are getting hotter and shes like omg no i need to finish reading the bible and he answers her with this WITTY line. sorry. just my association. never intended it to sound bad. 'my teacher was nice and me and my friends were nerds' ahajsj were so similar TT like mother like cat TT the only exception i was usually the one who read a book and told about its plot to others but still was the one to answer most of the questions. 'UnderĀ my Invisible Umbrella by Laurel Flores Fantauzzo. itās a personal essay' omgomg it sounds interesting. like.. those books that are written by authors who lived in the country who started a war. SORRY for this comparison but for me it sounds like it. like smn whos seen as an enemy but there he is. its always fascinating to see yourself in a character/a book so im kinda.. glad for you. considering all it sounds strange but feeling a book is the experience to feel. 'ANYWAY im hot. (:' well true. thanks for the tiktok TT you really didnt need to do this but i appreciate your efforts sm TT thank you TT and yeeeah aemonds so funny TT and this guy is so accurately fanny TT yesterday (or the day before yesterday yes thats it) all my classmates and the other parallel class made that ver deputy SO angry *clown emoji* it was the experience to go through.. actually its not an uncommon thing bc i remember no day when she didnt scream at smn. but plugging the equipment? sounds like a good revenge. omg im so eager to know about the works of your national hero! im eager to learn anything youre willing to tell me! so i always wait for you, hottie-cutie! have a nice day/night! good luck with the classes or whatever plans you have! love you! take care<Š·
HELLO
im so annoyed with myself because i was almost done with answering you then i pressed cntl z and everything disappeared fml
now im going to be sad the entire time i type this fuck off tumblr why are you so glitchy
actually we dont use the percentage system in ig all the post-ussr countries (mb not the more european ones but im not sure). but ig 70% is just average here? ig its barely the B(?), in our system its 4/5. or ig 0-50% is like 2/5 (bc its forbidden to give 1/5 *clown emoji*), 50-70 or 75 is prob 3/5, and 90-100 is the highest mark. dk if its stupid of us but yes. id really not say that all russian students are very smart.
T_T rip T_T HAHAAH wait its still so funny to me that 70 is average i gasped when i read this the first time T_T asian countries be like that ig HAHHAHH. i mean there are A LOT OF DUMB FILIPINOS TOO SO /: its fine theres a bit of dumb in the world but its so weird to me that our grades are so high standard. /: asians HAHAHA
but now i think that i didnt even knew filipino is based on tagalog... and that a lot of people are really arrogant bitches that would fight till the blood spills even if theyre wrong...
well now you know. people who are overconfident are airheaded /:
but yeah not to be a hater or anything but... i still remember that trend on tiktok where american teens were like 'give me antidepressants and coke and imma explode russia in a sec' and then they cant find the hugest fucking country on the map...
STILL AS DISTURBING AS WHEN I REPLIED TO THIS THE FIRST TIME T_T these kids (boys especially) need to stop glorifying war i cant believe this was a trend T_T also the map thing is so true and i suck at geography but i could at least point to russia come one
also T_T although im annoyed i have to type this all over again, did you know russia is bigger than pluto. i love pluto lets talk about pluto more next time when im not frustrated with myself for fundamentally deleting my entire reply T_T
and im not even mentioning how they feel like their starbucks can help these sweet summer children to like... conquer, riot, attack...
L war this is why feminism is important, little boys think war is the only thing that is cool enough to be their hobby because its violent T_T
'YOURE SAYING WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL IN THE FUCKING PHILIPPINES IS WRONG AND THEY WERE LIKE YES' arrogant bitches TT 'i forgive them' its ok id hate them for you.
DONT HATE ANYONE FOR ME T_T NEVER DO THAT FOR ANYONE
'that was a long rant' and i love every letter.
im so happy for you! you seem so passionate about the sandman, its cute. delightful to read youre happy! and really delightful to see someone being so happy about something so... simple? just being happy. this world indeed needs some kindness. im so happy for your excitement TT take all the time you need, your happiness is the priority!!
i did a whole rant about sandman but T_T next time. I REALLY WAS SO SUPER EXCITED ABOUT WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU AND I WANT TO TELL YOU BUT IM SO SLEEPY AND I DONT WANT TO PUT OFF REPLYING TO YOUR P2 T_T anyway i actually returned the books i borrowed the next day (which was yesterday) without reading them because my mom said it was too dark and i agree so i did BUT LSHAH I WENT TO THE LIBRARY TODAY AFTER CLASS AND READ THE MEGABIG ENCYLOPEDIA HARDBOUND SANDMAN COMIC with like 10 issues in it (which had everything in the series) AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH IT MADE ME LOVE DREAM SO MUCH MORE T_T
and gjdd as i was thinking about it, a recalled that in the very beginning of that your fic with daemon x niece reader where she doesnt need him, i felt SO strong about it being like... a half of that daemon idea i teased you... so like yeah. im waiting. but not asking you to speed up!! driving fast is dangerous, children. its a well-deserved rest (in a way). hope youll spend it great.
tell me about your daemon fic now IM SO CURIOUS NOW also as i said i zoomed read (and finished) that mega big comic book so im instead going to be writing sandman fics HAHAHH. i hope you liked my daemon x niece fic. i was surprised a lot of people seem to like it
'just cos ur in the bible doesnt mean ur a saint' i know?? but HFJSDJS it sounds so... like a wity line from this stupid films with the worst, the most dangerous, the filthiest mafia boss and like... just y/n... yeah thats it. and in the night theyre making out and things are getting hotter and shes like omg no i need to finish reading the bible and he answers her with this WITTY line. sorry. just my association. never intended it to sound bad.
HAAHH this doesnt sound bad it so funny actually. also I LOVE THIS CONCEPT i love me a good dirty mafia boss [quietly writes this idea down in my head]
'my teacher was nice and me and my friends were nerds' ahajsj were so similar TT like mother like cat TT the only exception i was usually the one who read a book and told about its plot to others but still was the one to answer most of the questions.
#twinlife u like me for real
'UnderĀ my Invisible Umbrella by Laurel Flores Fantauzzo. itās a personal essay' omgomg it sounds interesting. like.. those books that are written by authors who lived in the country who started a war.
HAHAHHAHAAHHAA
SORRY for this comparison but for me it sounds like it.
HAHAHHAHAHA
like smn whos seen as an enemy but there he is. its always fascinating to see yourself in a character/a book so im kinda.. glad for you. considering all it sounds strange but feeling a book is the experience to feel.
i get what you mean. its fine dont apologize. and yes it is so very nice to see yourself portrayed in media
'ANYWAY im hot. (:' well true.
<3
thanks for the tiktok TT you really didnt need to do this but i appreciate your efforts sm TT thank you TT and yeeeah aemonds so funny TT and this guy is so accurately fanny TT
AT LEAST YOU SAW and found it funny <3
yesterday (or the day before yesterday yes thats it) all my classmates and the other parallel class made that ver deputy SO angry *clown emoji* it was the experience to go through.. actually its not an uncommon thing bc i remember no day when she didnt scream at smn.
T_T imagine living in russia and still being hotheaded. chill /:
but plugging the equipment? sounds like a good revenge.
T_T REAL HAHAHH
omg im so eager to know about the works of your national hero! im eager to learn anything youre willing to tell me!
T_T I dont mean to be that person but im too tired to go on FUCK TUMBLR I HAD A WHOLEASS ESSAY ABOUT PLUTO AND AN ANALYSIS ABOUT SANDMAN CHARACTERS AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OUR NATIONAL HERO JOSE RIZAL but now its gone and i want to sleep next time baby i wont cntrl z it T_T
so i always wait for you, hottie-cutie!
thank you my love <3
have a nice day/night! good luck with the classes or whatever plans you have! love you! take care<Š·
good night baby <3 i hope you have a wonderful day <3 im going to sleep now
xxx
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u dont hsave to read this
so yeah just got ghosted lol which sucks ig i kinda liked this guy despite only talking for like five days its just like. it wouldnt hurt this bad if i didnt live my entire life just being like disposable to people u kno like in elementary school i remember my friends would pick on me all the time and leave me out of stuff and never wait for me and in middle school they all left me and i sat by myself at lunch bc i didnt have friends and in hs i had friends but was never rlly close to them and they always never rlly talked to me at events bc they were closer with someone else and i didnt kno anyone in the friend group besides like one or two people. in hs i also sat alone during lunch i didnt actually even eat lunch bc i would just sit in the band room bc i had no place to sit in the lunch room lol. and in college i was rlly hopinh things would change but bc of covid they havent relally bc i havent gotten a chance to rlly make friends and i have friends now i guess and i like them but they still leave me out of stuff sometimes which really hurts :/ even tho im like hey can u invite me to more social events they ewere like ok! still dont invite my sometimes and ugh just a lifetime of feeling like this. im also basically like 21 and i havent. really been in a romantic relationship i guess? and everyones different i get that but its so tiring u kno. like ive gotten close but all those times someones either lied to me or ghosted me/abandoned me for someone else after like several months??? of us hanging out??????? and its like why has everyone been in a relationship/friendgroup except me am i just fundamentally Wrong as a person u knko. bc its not just men its everyone that treats me like this so i just feel like idk maybe somethings wrong with me? and im trying to improve myself thru like positive reflection (idk if u follow me on ig but thats where i do mental improvement stuff) and being more outgoing and optimistic and friendly it just never helps with anything like im trying rlly hard out here guys. and i thot that maybe since im a woc i could find ppl who are also minorities like me to befriend but i have tried that so many times and when even ppl of ur own race dont really like/accept you man all of this just piling up it hurts so bad like . guys is there something wrong with me haha and the only person who hasnt left me ... does not live anywhere near me bc he is an internet friend amd i cry bc ig he just treats me like a person?
#juust like#i feel like an alien bc thats just how i grew up being treated i guess and two decades of it just piles up#i feel like im at my breaking point bc i have tried so hard to get better#but so little has changed#and it feels like nothing will ever change#no matter how hard i try i just feel like maybe theres something just Wrong with me bc i rlly dont know why#i always get treated like this from childhood to adulthood o god lol it just hurits#and the only person i feel rlly safe and like a human around is my friend who doesnt live here#but he doesnt live here so that also hurts a bit hahas#ignore me#im srry#i just rlly feel like idk the world is against me?? and that no matter how hard i try it just doesnt matter im just doomed#and i have a few friends here and theyre like yeah idk why everyone ghosts u bc ur cool and fun and my friends who arent friends w u think#that ur cute and im not saying that cos im ur friend thats just what they say and im like#idk#if that were true then why has this happened my whole life#from friendship to romance its all the same for twenty mf years through improving myself through trying it just#nothing ever changes#ugh even writing this im like i dont want to be negative anymore but this is just. a record of my life and i cant like#argue w facts u kno#lmao just help me it just hrts
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hi I saw this on my dashboard can you ship your mutuals with idols you think they will fit best
oh god HI ANON šµļøāāļø iāve been seeing these on my dash too GHEHEHE this is so cute except youāre asking the wrong person since i feel like iām so new to tumblr and know nobody š§š»āāļø but anyway imma do u one better and write some fic ideas based on what i think their relo would be like š³
@yerion ship her w jyp obviously šŖ she always talks about how she wants 2 be an idol so she can have a whole ass delicious record executive in her dms??? duh??? the math be mathing š„µ #enemiestolovers #agegapau #ive never noticed how beautiful his eyes are au š i bet she would like rock up to the jyp building and be like hey give me a contract and the man would be completely enamoured by her at first sight and sheād be like š ure so rich daddy š
@seungstarss heeseung itās heeseung OF COURSE ITāS HEESEUNG i gotta give my girl full rights to her man š no but idk heeseung is such a quiet kind of nice that i feel like sei and him would make such a cute couple š LIKE I SWEAR THEIR LOVE STORY WOULD BE SO CUTE AND FULL OF FLUFF like maybe sei would lowkey like one of his friends until one night she needs help and heās the only one that pulls thru for her #theyre in an friend group and theyāve never been alone tgt until one night and sheās like damn actually heās kinda cool and cute but wait y is he looking at me like that au or maybe #neighbours au IDK JUST SOMETHING WHERE HEE LIKES HER FROM AFAR
@vmpnoo iā¦. i wanna say sunoo so bad EXCEPT THIS BITCH IS LITERALLY A HORROR/GORE WRITER AND SHE STANS THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF BALL THAT IS KIM SUNWOO?????!!! SOMETJING AINT CLICKING ššš so maybe itād be like an opposites attract au but tbh i also see fray with like niki cause theyāre both chaotic af like i can see fray scaring the shit out of niki bc she finds it funny š sheās legit gna wake up in the middle of the night and be standing over his bed dressed up as a masked killer and threaten to stab all of his lil plushy toys HAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA #romcom # chaotic evil (her) vs chaotic good (niki) couple dynamic
@hoonsilk OUR KDRAMA QUEEEENNNNNN SHE DESERVES ALL THE ROMANCE JSDKKDD SO IMMA SAY SUNGHOON SINCE SHES PROLLY GNA KILL ME IF I SAYANYONE ELSE BUT ALSO IM GETTING A JAY VIBE TOO (ik ā¦. giving up my own bias for uā¦ thatās how u know i love u) BC JAY IS GNA GIVE U ALL THE ROMANCE U NEED!??? heād literally plan out all the coolest most thoughtful little dates omg bye iām jealous nowā
@wonvelvet YEONIEEEE OMG THIS IS KINDA HARD SINCE WE ONLY JUST MET š³ BUT IK U LOVE JUNGWON AND U ALR GIVE ME BFF ENERGY SO IM TOTALLY CONVINCED U GUYS WOULD HAVE THE MOST ENERGETIC ADORABLE RELO EVER?????? gotta be liek a school au where yeonie is the new kid and jungwons is the student president and he has to give u a tour and then uh oh he accidentally leads u the wrong way and now you both have detention bc turns out heās dumb af and doesnāt know his way around the fucking school šš
@twilightau i think itās cos i read ur godly prince au series but i see u with a tall handsome prince gentleman THATS GNA TREAT U RIGHT AND FIGHT OFF OTHER SLEAZY ASS MEN š¤ŗš¤ŗš¤ŗ SUNGHOON IS OBVIOUSLY A PRINCE AND HES GNA TAKE CARE OF U SO WELL HEāLL LITEDALLY TREAT U LIKE A PRINCESS #royalty au DUH
edit: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I WAS THINKING AB WRITING MOOTS AND I TOTALLT FORGOT ABT MY READING BESTIES
@miiiwaa THE LOML IM HANDING OVER NERD!HEESEUNG LITERALLY CHERRY/HEE SHDKEKKFKSJX HOW CAN I NOT when i feel like ud treat him so well and give him all the reassurance he needs
@jaeyummies WHERE ARE U U WERE MY FIRST FRIEND ON TUMBLR AND NOW YOURE GONE ššš heart been broke so many times but anyway youāre the kindest sweetest soul youāre literally my aussie bestie so duh duh duh i ship u w jakey!????????? iāll gladly be the third wheel and we can all take trips to bunnings and muzz with the eshays on the train šŖ
p.s. hereās to a year of more interaction ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø HOPEFULLY ONE DAY I CAN DO A PART TWO OR SMTHā¦ā¦.. hoping to get to know more people around here on engene tumblr so if youāre reading this pls donāt be afraid to reach out ā¹ļøššš
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HELLO! ive just finsihed binging ur masterlist and <3
idk even know what to say just <3 bOoTiFuL!
oh also do you have any tips for beating ei because IVE TRIED SO MANY TIMES BUT I JUST CANT DO IT
like, her health keeps going back up? is that supposed to happen?? idk maybe im stupid maybe its my phone
anyways i wanna know - whos ur fave character? because i would never be able to choose one but ayato, heizou, cyno, tighnari, al haitham, itto, childe and kaeya have captured my heart
OOH also kazuha i love kazuha im saving up for him and childe
aNyWaYs, sorry for the very long ask, how was ur day, also can we be friends?
HI HI im so late to reply to this, aaaaah you binged my m.list?? woww I'm so happy you liked it! please don't ask me how to beat ei though, I just came from a co-op where we failed twice and I had to use my super healer barbara to carry the team š her gameplay still confuses me, but there are quick youtube videos explaining all her moves! i highly suggest you check them out! it makes boss battles way easier.
if it's a favorite character, then thats difficult š as many would know, I adore Diluc! but I pretty much love everyone (Al Haitham, Zhongli might be a little higher on the list tho), they're all so cute! from the main characters to side characters like Yunjin, Chongyun, Tighnari, Gorou, Heizou, the kids, etc.
currently saving up for Al Haitham! though I'm spending a few wishes on other banners from time to time.
also im very grateful for the long ask š„ŗ sorry I couldn't reply as soon, but I immediately lit up as soon as I saw a convo! my day is going kind of well? busy doing school work. stuck in my study hall trying to finish everything. we can be friends sure!
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first off iād like to say i rlly love your writingš„ŗš„ŗ and i want to thank you for sharing your work with us!!! ive read ur whole masterlist and itās all so so good! iām obsessed w pretty setters š„° i was mayhaps .... wondering if you could write something maid cafe related w either suga, kageyama or kenma? š³ u donāt have to obviously KDNDKNDKS anyways hope you have a good day today!!!
AAAAA IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE PRETTY SETTERS SO FAR!! you're so sweet omg lemme give u a kith this made my whole day š©š it's 11PM rn so this might be a bit of a mess š fingers crossed that my tired brain won't fuck this up š¤ finished this at around 12AM NSKSJSKM i hope you like this anon šš
hq reacting to y/n working at a maid cafe
---sugawara, kageyama & kenma
sugawara koushi
sugawara is very adventurous like he'd be all out on trying new stuff
may it be food, hobbies, anything.
man is a knitting legend and he only went to one (1) lesson š©
king shit šā
so when noya suddenly dragged him to a maid cafe, he didn't think much of it
he was already used to his friend's pervy tendencies
why he was hanging out with him on his own was a mystery
he would quickly scan the menu, eyeing the pictures of cute food along with whatever dish sounds appetizing enough
his concentration was cut off, however, when he heard a familiar voice
even tho you purposefully raise your voice up a notch this man would still know that it's you
he'd blush furiously as soon as his eyes meet yours and seeing you in a cute maid outfit really did not help his case
you'd freeze as soon as you processed the identities of the customers in front of you mostly at suga
noya would eye the two of you knowingly, a somewhat proud smirk on his face
"NOYA I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYBODY"
"really??? must have slipped my mind."
you wanted to kill him
you would try to get back into character very awkwardly if i might add and suga would just stare at you in disbelief
was this why you always rejected him whenever he asked you out?
my boy would be having a whole ass epiphany and now he's seeing you in a whole new light
"and you, senpai?"
still, even with all these new information, he can keep his cool and tell you what he wanted smoothly.
after that, everything would be going smoothly
but then, as time passes you notice that sugawara hasn't left yet and noya is nowhere to be seen.
by the time your shift ends, he'd stand up from his seat and jog towards you with a smile
"since your shift is over, is it okay for me to take you out? or atleast walk you home?"
and tbh how could you say no to that
"you know, you could've told me that you were working during the weekends. now i feel bad for trying to keep you away from your job." he said as he walked you home.
"well... working outside school campus is strictly prohibited and i didn't want to take any chances. only one of my friends know about it and noya only found out by accident." you explained. "i'm sorry if i made you feel like i didn't trust you."
"it's okay! i totally understand why you didn't tell me. at least now i know when you get off work, this way i can walk you home everyday." he beamed.
you feel your heart pound in your chest at his words, heat slowly spreading across your cheeks as you look at him in shock.
"that is, if it's okay with you?" he stopped walking before turning his body to you. politely awaiting your answer. you nodded your head slowly and sugawara can't help but smile wider.
"you're very admirable, y/n."
kageyama tobio
unlike sugawara, kageyama is a very awkward dude
he lost a bet against hinata and now it was time for his punishment
kageyama may be the king of the court and he may look like the coolest man alive whenever he's on the court but thats about it
everything else, this poor boy is really clueless and awkward someone save him
so while they were walking around town, hinata trying to figure out what to make kageyama do, they passed by the maid cafe you work out
believe me when i tell you a light bulb suddenly sprouted from the tangerine's head
all he needed to do was go inside the cafe and buy some milk
simple stuff
but you should remember that this guy is so awkward and unaware that it can be painful just to look at him try to fit in
and soon kageyama finds himself walking to the cafe, money in hand, as he tried psyching himself out as he steps nearer to the entrance
'i can do this'
'i defeated oikawa so this will just be a piece of cake'
'boke hinata boke'
when he does enter the cafe, he opened the door too hard, making all the customers and employees turn to the sound
this boy would be glaring as he walked to the nearest empty seat
i kid you not everyone is terrified of this boy rn
and he's embarrassed enough as is because of how loud he opened the door and now everyone was looking at him š
baby just wants some milk š©
it gets worse once he sees the person that will be serving him
bc wow have you seen yourself???? you're fucking hot bRO
stutters. A LOT.
and you can't help but to smirk at his flustered state.
"uhhh... m-milk please?" this was the guy everyone is scared of? you wanted to ask your co workers. it's just kageyama. the boy in your class who failed that one exam and practically begged you to tutor him. this?? this is who you're scared of?
you raised a brow teasingly at his state. "of course! would that be all, master?"
this guy literally chokes on his own spit while shaking his head frantically. you chuckled before walking away to get his drink.
"here you are, sir." you say as you settled the glass on his table. taking the money from his outstretched hand. no words. he just wants you to take the money and save him from further embarrassment.
"you know, you may be scary on the court but you're actually very adorable, tobio-chan."
ERROR kageyama.exe has stopped working
kozume kenma
if you guys thought kageyama was bad then... you right kenma is just behind him by a scratch
unlike his fellow setter, kenma can still form words when he saw you
why was he in a maid cafe in the first place? simple;; kuroo
it was one of the rare instances where his best friend actually managed to get him out of the house
and now he's salty
has a permanent frown etched on his face the whole walk to the cafe >:(
and kuroo would be talking away, unbothered by his friend's attitude and now here they were
"you know i've always wanted to come here. i heard they serve really tasty milkshakes."
"kuroo."
"yeah?"
"shut up."
he'd start playing on his phone while kuroo scolds him about how unhealthy it was to play games this much
but kenma remains unbothered
however, the moment he sees you, boi is already lost
he'd stare at you for a long time until you hear the small sfx indicating that he died.
he couldn't care less tho as he pocketed his phone inside his hoodie
kuroo quirked a brow at his friend before turning to you
"y/n! i didn't know you worked here."
"im trying to buy the latest installment of [insert random game here] so i need the money."
wow,, can you be any more perfect?
rn kenma's brain is already whirring with thoughts as he pictured this as one of his roleplay games
y/n says: so what will you be having?
choices: [banana] [latte] [ps4]
he picks the latte
"coming right up!"
and for the first time that day, kenma smiles
"oya?" kuroo spoke up the moment he sees his friend's upturned lips. "what's this?"
his face turned into a scowl again as he glared at his friend. "none of your business."
kuroo smirked, already scheming before standing up. "i'm gonna go to the restroom. watch our food while i'm gone."
"it's not like it's going anywhere." kenma huffed but his raven haired friend was already walking away.
"here are your orders, kenma." you announce, setting the food down on the table. "let me know if you need anything else."
you were just about to walk back to the counter when you suddenly felt a hand stop you by your wrist. you turned around towards a sheepish looking kenma. his eyes landing on every where but you.
"i have that game you're saving up. if you want, we can play it together. it's a multiplayer game right? i haven't started on it because kuroo sucks at shooting games." kenma's voice has always been soft and very quiet. some would've found it hard to understand what he just said but to you, you could hear him as clear as day.
"sure, we can play it this friday if you want?"
kenma nodded, finally lifting his head up to look at you.
"see you on friday then."
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first of all you nightmare of a person, I know the fuck ur not talking to ME with those salad fingers of yours. i bet they drag behind you when you walk, everybody knows you're coming from the scrape sound. at them bbqs you dont even need to use tongs, u just use your spider fingers and your brain won't even comprehend the pain. fingers so long. SECOND of all u little demon spawn, you literally main kaeya in genshin. half the time we play co op u follow me around like a lost little hobbit child "wahh need help with puzzles" all the while ur wandering around flower fields and im over here grinding for u, unlocking every damn chest. ur lucky i havent robbed you blind. ungrateful punk. THIRD OF ALL you wear cowboy boots with ankle socks. FOURTH of all little boy ur cat just told me they love ME more than you and wish i would come take them back home with me. and i know ur only bitter abt ralph bc u cheated on nicky with him and now cant stop that i tell u he looks like he has bills to pay and an oxygen tank. speaking of n*cky tell his goofy ass to lose the hat. its atrocious and ugly. i bet he wears clown shoes too. you have matching pairs u snake defender. and tell ralph to lose the ugly bowler hat before i knock him fucking silly. ur built like that dude from apple jacks. the cinnamon stick. but with the height of the apple. go back to devouring coffee beans and keep my name OUT OF UR MOUTH.
xoxo- ur worstie <3
Im- there's a lot to unpack here. I'm gonna ignore the fact that you just BULLIED ME FOR HAVING LONG FINGERS, ANON. How mysterious I WonDEr wHo tHIs AnOnYMoUs BuLLy iS š¢
YEAH I'M A NIGHTMARE OF A PERSON, BUT AT LEAST I LOOK SEXY AS FUCK WHILE BEING A NIGHTMARE.
I DONT MAIN KAEYA! I JUST LIKE HAVING HIM ON MY TEAM BC I LIKE HIS FRUITY LIL WALK AND HE'S ONE OF MY STRONGEST CHARACTERS. SO WHAT IF I LIKE KEEPING HIM ON EVERY SINGLE TEAM?! HE'S A GOOD CRYO CHARACTER.
Listen- I play the damn game at my own pace. so what if I'm a little slow and don't know how to do every thing š¤ I NEVER ASKED YOU TO GET ALL THOSE CHESTS, I LITERALLY TOLD U THAT U DIDN'T HAVE TO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME BEHIND. ZOOMING OFF WITH UR COOL ASS CHARACTERS WHILE I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP. YOU SAID "oH iTs nO bIG dEaL I wAnT tO hELp yOu"
NEW FLASH: YOU DONT NEED TO DO IT TO KEEP ME AROUND YOU CAN JUST BE YOU. I WOULD RATHER HAVE FUN FIGHTING ENEMIES BESIDE U.
YOU CANT SAY S H I T ABT ME DEFENDING A SNAKE, YOU DEFEND AND ACTIVELY WANT TO FUCK CHILDE YOU DUMBASS CLOWN STOP YELLING AT A MIRROR. I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TOWARDS RALPH I JUST WANT TO FIX HIM AND FORCE HIM TO BE MY TIRED BEST FRIEND/ IMPULSE CONTROL.
I DONT WANT HIS ASS I HAVE NICKY. NICKY HAS THE SUPREME ASS AND THIGHS COMBO. HE AND HIS CUTE HAT (WHICH ISNT UGLY STFU) HAVE ALL OF MY HEART. I WANT HIM TO SUFFOCATE ME BETWEEN THOSE SEXY THIGHS. I LIKE RALPH BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD EVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND WITH RALPH'S CRUSTY RECEDING HAIRLINE.
I GET IT. HE LOOKS OLD. BUT HE DOESNT LOOK AS OLD AS YOU SAY HE DOES. HE LOOKS LIKE THE FATHER THAT DITCHED HIS HOT MILF WIFE WHEN HE FIGURED OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT AND NOW HE REGRETS IT.
RALPH HAD A REALLY REALLY ROUGH CHILDHOOD. THATS A REASON, NOT AND EXCUSE. YEAH. HE WAS A RAT. HE'S SELF SERVING. BUT THATS HOW YOU HAD TO BE TO SURVIVE.
AND I CAN TEACH HIM THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO BE THAT WAY ANYMORE.
YEAH SO UR BASICALLY JUST JEALOUS BC ME AND NICKY HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS AND UR NOT INCLUDED IN OUR MAKE OUT SESSIONS. UR PATHETIC ALL U HAVE TO DO IS ASK, BITCH.
SO WHAT IF I'M BUILT LIKE THE CINNAMON STICKS LITTLE BROTHER FUCK OFF. I DONT EAT COFFEE BEANS RAW YOU GREMLIN LOOKING ASS OOMPA LOOMPA. WHO LET THE GARGOYLE ON TUMBLR TF. SOMEONE COME PICK UP UR ANGRY LITTLE BLIND CHIHUAHUA ITS BARKING AT A FUCKING BUSH INSTEAD OF ME.
okay but to be fair, I also believe Ralph should lose the damn bowler hat.
xoxo- your beloved victim of anon hate š
#I'm laughing too hard I need to collect myself#IM IN TATTERS#LITERAL PEICES OVER THIS#fictif nicky#fictif nicky valentino#fictif two against the world#fictif nix hydra#fictif tatw#nicky valentino fictif#nicky fictif#fictif ralph#eggy answers#okay but disclaimer we are both completely joking. at least I am.#I would never actually mean this stuff my love š
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Maribat Platonic November Day 5 - Social Media
@maribat-platonic-novemberā
Notes: This took me three daysĀ straight and an inordinate amount of research to pull off so uhhh hope you enjoy it :)
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mdc ā | 102 Following | 15M Followers | 837M Likes
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mdc ā ā 8-20
Soo I tried something new today
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marime OMFG YES QUEEN WORK IT
chloebee ā I told you itād turn out good, didnāt I?
jasonsthunderthighs [id: Marinette is sitting on a stool, wearing an oversized Jagged Stone t-shirt, black shorts, and black flats. Her hair is in its signature pigtails. She kicks her legs up and the music changes. At the highest point of her kick, the outfit changes to a lace bodysuit, a silk blazer and silk straight-cut pants all in the same shade of red. Her shoulder-length hair is down and wavy, and she mouths the lyrics of the song while laughing. End id.]
lukasguitarpick new designs???
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timdrake ā | 0 Following | 0 Followers | 0 Likes
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theflyinggrayson ā | 15 Following | 45M Followers | 2B Likes
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theflyinggrayson ā ā 8-22
go follow!!
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timmyboy OMG TIM MADE A TIKTOK WHAT AKSJDHSKA
graysonsass i wonder what bruce thinks about this
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā stephswaffles ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā š
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā graysonsass Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
thebuttsmatch HE MADE A TIKTOK ACC BRB CRYING
simpforjasontodd whenās jason going to get one??
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timdrake ā | 3 Following | 12M Followers | 0 Likes
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ladybuggachatĀ Ā @ladybuggachat
is anyone going to talk about how tim is only following dick, steph and mdc??
8:23 PM - August 22
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mdc ā ā 8-23
Throwback time!
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stephbrownie TIM DRAKE IS FOLLOWING YOU
jasonsthunderthighs [id: Caption appears. It says āhere are some designs I made back in lycĆ©e! The first piece is...
marigoldd guys what if sheās friends with the waynes
kiddiesection TIM DRAKE?????
iceprinceee idk who this girl is but i might stan
nevergunnagiveyouup the co-ceo of wayne ent is following you what š
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mdc ā | 105 Following | 35M Followers | 1.8B Likes
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mdc ā ā 8-29
Design with me - finding inspo for Jaggedās new tour!
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nettiee itās been a week and she still hasnāt said anything about tim
marisleftpigtail QUEEN
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā mdc ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ty š„°š„°
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā marisleftpigtail Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā OMG SHE NOTICED ME ASDKJ
redrobinyum is it just me or is she filming somewhere else?
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā batttsy Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā no ur right that kinda looks like gotham
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marinettedesigned We made some macarons today! Theyāre coffee flavored. ā
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chatnuit am i insane or is that the wayne manor kitchen
marigoldd āweā?
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā redrobinyum Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā kinda sus tbh
stephbrownie holdup didnāt dick say timās fav food was coffee
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā hawkmothsucks Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā OMG YOURE RIGHT
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batman stop wearing a cape
@nocapesedna
okay we all know jagged is friends w bruce, and since mari is his personal designer she has to know the waynes, right??
1:38 AM - August 30
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marinettedesigned A day in the park! Look at this cute dog š„°
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marisleftpigtail aww thatās so adorable
roselala ā I love puppies!!
marigoldd that kinda looks like damian wayneās dogā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā redhoodiee Ā Ā Ā Ā nah yāall are reaching
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chloebee ā ā 9-02
Marinette didnāt want to post this so Iām doing for her. Youāre welcome. #riffchallenge
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casssserole j-jason??
jasonsthunderthighs [id: Marinette is sitting in the middle of a room on a stool. The music plays, and she sings a riff over it. Once she finishes, someone whistles off-screen and says āDamn, Pixie.ā She scrambles for the camera, and the video shakes right before cutting off. End id.]
howmanywaynes candy store from heathers?? an intellectual i see
misterbuggie THATS JASON TODD THERES NO WAY IT ISNT
drac0ma1foy who cares if itās a wayne can we talk about her sINGING LIKE WHAT
queenbeeswax chloe doing godās work out here
jaggedsemohair is that a wayne i hear?
bluebirb thereās no way this girl knows the waynes
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mdc ā ā 9-03
Gymnastics challenge! I got bored so I decided to do this for funāIām by no means an actual gymnast so please donāt roast my technique askdj
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marisleftpigtail how are you not an actual gymnast
nevergunnagiveyouup please my inflexible self could never
coffeeliterally iādick grayson?? gymnastics??
kiddiesection š³š³
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theflyinggrayson ā ā 9-03
@mdc thanks for dropping by šĀ
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9.3M likes
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nettiee MY WEAVE IS SNATCHED
mariwayneee ASKDHSKAJ I KNEW ITTTT
spidermxnn so we arenāt gunna talk ab how flexible these two are
graysonsass whoās the girl?
duckygrapes okay but this still doesnāt explain why tim followed her?
casssserole how did they do that routine so flawlessly
howmanywaynes JASON NOW DICK WHOS NEXT
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stephswaffles ā ā 9-05
@mdc šŖ
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kermitstea the chaotic duo i never knew i needed
tiredcollegestudent @timdrake watch out bro sheās stealing your gf
jasonsthunderthighs [id: Caption appears. It says āgoing to McDonaldās drive-thrus to see how many are broken. Stephanie and Marinette get into a car. They arrive at the first store andā¦
ladygoogoo PLEASEEE THE WAY THEY YEETED OUT OF THERE SO QUICK
Ā Ā Ā Ā timstephforever Ā Ā Ā Ā ānope i donāt know herā iM DYING
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theflyinggrayson ā ā 9-08
trying to get @timdrake and @mdc to go to bedĀ
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grrrreeat imagine being a businessman and seeing tim in a meeting after watching this
tiredcollegestudent uhh how have they not died from overcaffeination
Ā Ā Ā literallymylife Ā Ā Ā and i thought my starbucks order was wack š
c0ffeeluvr jason did not hold back aksjd
Ā Ā Ā bruhbruhbruhh Ā Ā Ā their faces when he took away their coffee eyeā
spoileralert duke needs to make a tiktok iām starving
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theflyinggrayson ā ā 9-10
@mdc betrayal šš
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iceprinceee WHAT OMG
mariharemm PLOT TWIST
hawkmothsucks i never saw this coming
chloebee ā Youāre lucky I figured it out on my own, Dupain-Cheng.
Ā Ā Ā queenbeeswax Ā Ā Ā SHE PULLED OUT THE LAST NAME OOP
jasonsthunderthighs [id: Dick appears in the frame alongside Duke Thomas and Stephanie Brown. He talks to the camera, saying āToday weāll be surprising Marinette.ā Stephanie pipes in. āWe asked her to hang out but she said she was busy designing. Sheās probably overworking herself right now.ā āShe needs a Wayneās night out,ā says Duke. āSo weāre going to her apartment to drag her out into the sunlight.ā The three get into a car, and Dick records the ride. It looks very vlog-like. They stop the car and get out; only the pavement is recorded as they walk. The video cuts to Dickās hand turning the doorknob. It then pans to a messy room with fabrics strewn all over the couch. āSheās not in this room,ā whispers Dick. āWhy donāt you try the studio? Sheās probably in there,ā Stephanie suggests. They walk further into the apartment, with Stephanie and Dick visible on the sides. They stop in front of a door, and she pushes it open. Once it's open, Marinetteās back can be seen. She is sitting on a chair with someone leaning over her. At closer inspection you can tell they are kissing. Dick gasps. āIs this why you didnāt want to hang out with me today?ā The two break apart, showing Marinetteās astonished face and the person she just had her arms wrapped around. Itās Damian Wayne. His expression shifts from annoyance to displeasure as he spots the camera in Dickās hands. The video shows him growling āHand over the camera, Grayson!ā before it rapidly blurs as the trio run off, laughing. An āoofā can be heard before the video cuts off to black. End id.]
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can i have (timeskip?) kuroo with a fem! s/o who is a sophisticated introvert that intimidates people because she doesn't smile or talk much but when she's with friends she's actually really nice, funny and outgoing, and she has really good fashion sense? (i'm sorry if this is too specific lmao you can ignore this i'm just yearning for kuroo HAHAHAHA)
this is so funny because this dynamic is literally THE cutest
so you know how kuroo works in pr right so this is The Office Romance Of The Century
the meeting <3
so kuroo works on the ninth floor and you work on the twentieth floor
though you guys work in different departments, you guys are both around the same age so you guys kind of have the same workloads because yall are still starting
different departments eventually do have different schedules, but as newbies you guys kind of follow one (1) basic timetable that is really just 9 to 5
one thing you never expected about the office: good ass food.... like you thought the bread at your school canteen was good? wait till you find the sandwiches on the fourth floor
and since you quite literally have no friends in this big ass building and there arenāt many co-workers who are your age you kind of hold onto the nice yakiniku sandwiches on the fourth floor
it gets rough in a new workplace for the first time ://
so the sandwiches become your routine - around 5-6pm, youāre coming down a whole sixteen floors otw home but also to get that nice thick yakiniku sandwich
guess who else comes?Ā
YA GUESSED IT!! UR FRESH OUT OF COLLEGE KUROO TETSUROU!!!
despite telling himself that heās really easing into the work life well because his senpais tell him heās smart, he really doesnāt know anyone
he also finds it weird asking his co-workers to drink as he feels like they should be the ones inviting him so he ends up just chillin it out with some surprisingly good sandwiches downstairs
he likes the chicken ones bc theyāre just so nice n crispy yay
he kinda feels shit about it sometimes but thats just how it is huh... corporate work... no friends... and all the rest of his friends r like in other places... yeah
ay but at least he finds this cute girl ordering the same thing over and over again at the same time heās there
he ignores it at first but you know the saying that the more you see someone the more likely they become more attractive in your eyes?
yeah... thatās kuroo @ u...
and usually heās doesnāt really pay no mind to people who just do their own business
but your fits r just too cool for this workplace... like mans has been coming to work with suits and youre out here with some combo streetwear power suit... sometimes u wear the highest heels and sometimes you wear the chunkiest sneakers but still manage to look so sleek n sophisticated like 24/7
could it be... he finds you... attractive??? even though you donāt smile much?
kuroo doesnāt stall, so he just goesĀ āi like your styleā
my my... you love hearing that dontācha
but u were likeĀ āthanksāĀ š
heās like sheesh
and as heās about to leave you ask,Ā āwhat department do you work in?ā
kuroo does a double take and is likeĀ āum... PR...?ā he literally looks over his shoulder to see if youāre talking to anyone else because yo... is this you showing interest???
spoiler alert this is the introduction to his chapter in your love life <3
look itās not hard for kuroo to get along with quieter people because he used to be siiiiilent, and heās also grown up with kenma, who was much more introverted throughout middle school and high school
god, you felt so comfortable
and he was SO hot.... WTF
but yeah youāre always like š but make it chic because your fits r fire and your eyeliner SLAYS
this may or may not have turned into a little date at the bar nearby
yes the sandwiches are good but you know whatās even better? drinking some good food in tokyo as Official Employees of the Japanese Volleyball Association
this night was pretty flirty, what can u expect... compliment here, hand brush there, cute laughs n chuckles everywhere
hahaha when kuroo saw you laugh and get super talkative... is that a turn on or what... youre also like funny too??? oh cmon...
safe to say you said yes when he asked you out again, and he swears he would do anything to see you laugh againĀ š„°
and yes, he does see that laugh again. a lot of times, actually.
the relationship <3
first off: he likes seeing u all professional... good foodĀ
second: him in a suit??? yessir. him making connections??? YESSIR
you guys end up hanging around a lot with each other at the office even when youāre busy. and yknow, since itās the honeymoon phase, might as well sneak a kiss. or a lot of kisses.
people get so surprised when this happens at first, since theyre like... why r they both disappearing 24/7... they cant be going together bc hes... kuroo... and youāre... you... arenāt you guys are supposed to be DIFFERENT??
he always goes heart eyes for u even though it seems like youāre always shooting daggers at him from everyone elseās pov
eventually, as you two get more comfy with each other and spend more time, you find yourself at his place like 4 days out of 7... his place is closer to the office anyways so itās just convenient especially when youāre busy with your department when kuroo isnāt, and it demands later nights and earlier mornings
when BOTH of you are busy... expect stress makeouts in the kitchen
the way yall would shower together not because of sexy vibes but because yall both overslept and literally have no time š
but that doesnāt mean yall dont enjoy it!! u think heās hot, he thinks youāre hot, works well (you two still end up arriving late)
eventually people see how you guys walk to work together in the mornings a lot... and go home together a lot... and drink at bars together...
and theyāre like holy fuck how did kuroo snatch her... like other than the fact that heās hot... she literally doesnāt smile and is so scary
the sandwiches on floor four have become breakfast burritos because none of yall go home at 5 all that often anymore
but on a lucky day where destiny aligns itself with the stars and time and the volleyball league youāre lucky to get a yakiniku. or maybe chicken.
you guys influence each other, and itās so funny seeing kuroo come in with some more colourful suits after you told him to experiment with colour
the other people at work r like: kuroo ur gf controls u
kurooās like yeah sheās like powerful huhĀ š
you kind of laugh it all off, since now you have your own friends at work too, and so does kuroo
they surprisingly ask a lot about your relationship... and though you would like to brag about your very good boyfriend, you keep it pretty vague
you do like to talk about important days though, like anniversaries
but being with kuroo has genuinely made you more comfy in the workplace even though yall are in different departments
you love hearing kurooās stories about his co-workers, and you wondered if you could kind of have those kinds of relationships with your co-workers too
your closest co-workers have always been kind to you, albeit intimidated at first
but theyāre great shopping buddies, great listeners, and great gossips <3
you normally wouldnāt care about gossip but itās fun to laugh about sometimes when youāre getting ready for bed and heās likeĀ āby the way... have you heard of [person A] doing ... ā on call
and youāre like oh yeah, actually i have
even heās surprised at first because you seem like that cool introverted employee but you do have your fits of laughter and bouts of humour
you guys become more comfy with your jobs, and before you know it, a year has passed
youāve moved in lol
kurooās just 100% heart eyes for u pls
the vibes you guys are as a couple?? immaculate. everyone looks at yall like holy fuck. opposites attract and itās HOT
and itās so good because you guys know each other so well, from personalities to bodies to work
when youāre on a low, he holds you close and tells you such sweet things, but makes sure to give you space
when heās on a low, you make sure to talk to him to take him off of his thoughts, to reassure him
kuroo kind of realises heās actually... like REALLY in love with you and it just hits him a week before christmas when he looks into his cupboard and hates how itās so messy but ends up swooning š
so the next day LIKE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING heās likeĀ āhi. im renting a car. and i am in love with you. do you wanna go on a christmas trip together?ā
you donāt even react when he says that... itās just two seconds of silence and thenĀ āokay. iām in love with you too.ā
heās likeĀ ācool. cool.ā
proceeds to smother ur lipstick when he kisses u right after work...Ā
but u love him anywayĀ š„°
and in that trip... just you two in a strange place together... with nobody else...
he sees you with him for a long, long time
and honestly, with the feeling of his hand in yours, you donāt think youāll be going anywhere either.
#haikyuu x reader#kuroo x reader#hq x reader#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu fluff#kuroo headcanons#kuroo fluff#kuroo tetsurou
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How did I find your blog? I was looking for soft Kuroo content on google. And your soft birthday hcās for him came up. And thatās also how I found tumblr
What was the first story of yours that I read? That Kuroo piece ^
Roughly, how long have I been following this blog? Well I found that piece shortly after it was posted soā¦. Around the beginning of December 2019 I think. Got a tumblr a few months later and you were the first person I followed (had you in my bookmarks bar before that! (still have you in my bookmarks bar and when I share my screen in classes there are occasionally questions. I ignore them))
Whatās something Iāve noticed about you personality wise? Youāre really clever and funny. But youāre also sweet. But because youāre clever you have no hesitation in setting up and enforcing your boundaries, and I really admire that strength and confidence.
Have we ever interacted, either by PM, ask, or in the comments? What was my perception of you? YES!!! PM, SOOOOO many asks, comments, and you sent me an ask. And reblogged it. And I cried. A lot. My perception: youāre lovely and I want to h*ld your h*nd ā¦.please.
Whatās my favorite story of yours? Oh how to choose. Firstly, Iām a nb, biracial, bisexual. Honey, Iāve never made a choice in my life. But letās try here. Anything youāve written for Tsukki. Literally all of it is gold. Fight me. I was going to write āespecially [piece title]ā but I LITERALLY CANNOT CHOOSE ONE. Your Bokuto nightmare piece. Your Kuroo angsty fight. Your Tendou dealing with S/O with parents who yell piece. Your Kinktobers. Your Futakuchi and Mattsun pieces. And your Terushima pieces. Ugh. I CANNOT CHOOSE. OH AND YOUR STREAMER KENMA!!!!!! OKay justā¦ all of it. I canāt choose. I tried, and I failed, and Iām willing to admit failure.
Whatās a story Iād love to see you write? I donāt want to say thisā¦ because it hurts meā¦ but I just KNOW youād write brilliant angst. Some of my fav pieces of yours are pained beginnings with happy endings. That fight with Tsukki after a bad day at work. The pieces I mentioned above (nightmare pieces and fighting pieces and angsty home life ha.. ha.ha.ha.). That Oikawa one where the reader wakes up in bed without him and thinks he left. You write these gorgeous atmospheres and descriptive, visceral feelings, and if you chose to use it for evilā¦. You could get evil shit done. Youāre SO powerful. So I want to read itā¦ but alsoā¦. I donāt. Iād love to see you write ABO like you mentioned a while back or just see you explore a cutesy soulmate AU or something. I think youād be really good at writing an AU where you hear what the other personās listening too. I feel like youād be so good at making me feel something for someone who was in another city. (think this would be cute with Tsukki cos heās headphones boy, OR terushima because I like the dynamic of someone flirty, who clearly cares about looks, falling for someone he canāt see) ANYWAYā¦.
Favorite pairing you write for?/fav reader insert? Tsukishima x reader. Itās my fav self-ship. (but also Mattsun, Bokuto, Oikawa, Tanaka, and Akaashi because you write them SO WELL!!!!)
Have any of your stories helped me through a hard time? Of course. Your self-harm piece came at a time I needed it. Iwaizumiās in particular saved my life. But also your Tendou dealing with S/O parents who fightā¦ came right when I needed it. Also starting collegeā¦ was hard.. And reading and rereading your fluff really pulled me through it.
Have any of your stories hit closer to home? YES (see above).
Do I genuinely like your blog, itās aesthetic or posts? Itās overall feel? Itās content? Yes. The aesthetic is, ngl, a wee bit basic. But I kinda love that. And the feel? It feels like home. Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. Your blog is my safe space. So, yes, I love. Itās content? YES. OF COURSE. Your personality probably could have kept me here even if your content was kinda shit, but I follow you RELIGIOUSLY because of your content. So yes. I adore.
Is English my first language? Kinda??? I grew up in a trilingual household so I kinda learned three languages at the same time while growing up. But no, I donāt need to translate it in my head. Because English was one of the three.
Anything I want to share? Yes. Please keep being kind to yourself, caring for your mental health, enforcing your boundaries, loving Akaashi, and just generally being you. Youāre so lovely as you are, and I hope you continue grow, but never change. Also Iām sorry about all your work stuffā¦. It literally makes me feel sick. And I hope you find a job where thatās not tolerated, or that your work finds a better way of protecting itās employees. I know you know this, but none of it is your fault. I just hope things improve. AND I love youā¦ a lot. And Iām so proud of you hitting 9K and you deserve so many more followers because your pieces are just... GORGEOUS. I canāt wait until Iām at Barnes and Noble in a few years and I can pick up a hardback copy of your debut novel. Iām so excited to say āI knew Em Akaashi (which is your legal name as far as Iām concerned) before she was so popular among the masses.ā
so ive been trying to figure out the correct and worthy way to reply to this ask since the moment i got it......because its so fucking sweet and kind and amazing and pure and perfect and i just dont know how to use WORDS to explain the way it makes me feel so.......i will just reply in bullet points in regards to every question u answered to make it a lil easier :D
- the fact that u found my blog on google ....... like this may be odd and a very specific thing but before i made this blog i always hoped that 1 day my fanfic would pop up in google searches bc thats ALWAYS how i found fics when i was reading them religiously and i felt so much ENVY!!!!! LIKE I WANTED TO BE THERE I WANTED MY FICS TO B POPULAR ENOUGH TO POP UP ON GOOGLE.....that may sound very selfish but its true......so thats just very cool to me... :]
- uāve been here for so long omg š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ if anyone in ur classes ever asks jus promo my blog like its nbdĀ
- thats so sweet whatĀ š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ i try my best to advocate for myself and be confident for myself.....ive spent far too much of my time being silently uncomfortable because i was afraid of pushing someoneās buttons seeming rude.....but NO MORE!!!! i know what upsets me, i know my triggers, i know what i dislike experiencing, and im never gonna let myself be anxious or uncomfortable for someone elseās sake, esp if theyre being rude 2 me. i would say its less strength and confidence and moreso me attempting to take control of my anxiety in the places i can (aka on the Internet) bc i am SICK OF ANXIETY ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ā
- BBY no dont CRY!!!! im racking my brain trying to think of who u are i wanna know so bad so i can thank u personally for being the kindest person in the world n so i can send u more asks >:(........MY HAND IS URS TO HOLD!!!!! dont tell akaashi thoĀ
- OMG my TSUKKI pieces.....hes so hard to write why ;-; thank u so much im so glad u enjoy my works<3333
- NOT ANGST NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! pained beginnings to happy endings are my specialty.....IMAGINE me writing a sad ending like i CANT!!!!!!!!! ive only done it a few times and it is so Difficult.....YALL ARE SO LUCKY IM NOT EVIL!!!!!! ive had this idea for an angsty akaashi fic that i think about and write in my head every night before falling asleep and it Hurts and i wanna write it but i also canāt make myself :D ABO would be very fun but i genuinely do not know how to explore the concept while making it feel like itās Written By Me.....u know what i mean? same with soulmate aus, i really dislike writing them because theyre just boring to me like they all feel the same everythingās been done for them.....which is FINE!!! but i write enough cliche stuff as it is HAHA, a long distance type soulmate au could be fun and interesting but ldrās trigger me bc of a past relationship so </3 but hey maybe someone else could use the idea!!!!!
- gotta love tsukishima <3
- im rlly glad my writing could be there for you friend, one of the biggest reasons i write fanfic (and write the kind of fics i write) is bc i know firsthand how much reading sweet stories abt ur comfort characters can help u through the shittiest times - i just wanna offer ppl some support and happy feelings and love cuz sometimes fanfic is the only time we can find those things (and theres nothing shameful abt that either if anyone bullies u for reading fanfic i will fight them)
- I KNOW MY LAYOUT IS LAZY AND BASIC AS FUCK AND THAT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT LMAOOOO so im glad u think its ok...... like i dont have the patience to create a fancy ass layout that actually works are u KIDDING ME??????? I COULD LITERALLY NEVER plus i kinda like that its just the basic kinda ugly boring default layout like it makes it simple and easy and i feel like it brings focus to the only thing on this blog that i care about which is my writing, i rlly only care about the content here and not aesthetics jdbljdabsdk that blue background will be there til i Die......i adore u more btwĀ
- WHOA trilingual what the hell ur so cool tell me moreĀ
- you have my word, friend, that i will continue to do all of that so long as you do the same. take care of yourself, be kind to yourself - i know u can do it, ur so kind to others and u deserve to be kind to urself, too so this is the part that genuinely brought me to tears because *sappy dumb shit ahead* ok look ever since i can remember the one and only thing ive wanted to do with my life is become an author ...... dreams of book covers with my name written on them and words in pages written by me and fanart of my characters and going into my local bookstore n seeing my book there....these thoughts all haunt my fucking brain because i want it SO BAD!!!!!!!! so bad that it makes me CRY!!!!!!!! ive never wanted something more and just!!!!!!!!!!!! idk how much u meant that part but holy fuck!!!!!! i hope so bad that one day i can send u a free copy of my book as a thank u for being the person u are. u have all my love friend, every last bit of it <333333333
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hehe glad i could make you laugh, oooh that sounds awesome! yeah id love to be tagged it sounds great :)
YES the differences are so fucking weird. like, they do know they're the same age right? i feel like its just an exagguration of how much the persons role in the group matters, like we see chan being held up as such a mature, old leader while jungkook who is literally the same age, is still babied etc. like enha hyung line is basically the same age (if a bit younger) as chenle and jisung but somehow the rules are different?? as you point out, still legal but still bizarre. hehe yeah, i mean where else are we going to rant? quora lol. mmm, hopefully more people can just write less smut abt people who are barely adults
ah, no prob it didnt take long. yeah i think thats right (i keep forgetting you know my url lol) mmhmm :( i think if that happened irl there would be some major trauma going on. knock wood it never happens to you or me lol (/hj)
hehe same! oooh glad Redemption For Cheese was realised! yess we cant rllycomplain that theyve written/produced too much good music lol. yeah, ive dragged him into being a stay so *dusts hands off* mission accomplished. mmm yeah, they tend to have a certain vibe but tbh it couldve worked if they were any other group but ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ ahh ur one step ahead of me on the stages of listening to ssick i think, still not convinced but thats okay! hehe, it had to be said. yesss the itch in the back of my brain is very satisfied by sorry i love you, felixs vocals deserve to be appreciated! (side note i feel like hes trying to sing more like his speaking voice, sorta husky, but tbh i wouldnt be mad if he sang like in glow, his sweet honey vocals made my life lol. but i think ive heard him say he doesnt like singing like that cos it makes his normal voice less husky, so what can you do)
> YES SOMEONE SAID IT. seungmin rap KING, he sped thru that rap like it was nothing, he deserves more rap lines. i do like how they gave minho some melodic rap lines this comeback, my guy deserved to show off those skills that made him not be eliminated (flashbacks to stay collectively wanting to murder jyp) and we already know changbin can sing, my man murdered masked singer. hyunjin can obviously sing as can jisung and felix, and i want to hear chan rap more! i feel like he started as part of 3racha (as a rap unit not producing) and then just became a vocalist (which im fine with, but it could be nice to hear him flex his rapping skills) and was partially replaced by hyunjin. anywayyy
back to album talk. lmaooo sad music to twerk to PERFECTLY describes silent cry. yes secret secret is and will always be, a masterpiece. hehe glad i could make you laugh :) i just felt like they have similar vibes. putting off skz stuff bc of not having time to cry IS the kpop stan life summarised. oh my beloved track, red lights. ahh thats okay, we can have different opinions, but by god the lyrics are *chefs kiss*. *banging on table* TWISTED AU TWISTED AU TWISTED AU. yess id love to see ur take on it! sdfghjkl it would have been glorious
no no! not stupid, just able to predict my brainwaves. ooooh thats so cool! makes me want to go there (wherever there is lol) yeah the waves are pretty good here, but none of my familys a surfer, so we dont rlly enjoy the full potential lol. YES moving on to gone away, it is indeed a heartwrenching track, but the vocals and the bloody key change? makes me want to brave being sad just to listen to it. mmm yeah, good point :( i feel like ive just gotten used to overthinking so much so that it doesnt matter what mood im in, ill do it anyway, so might as well just do what i feel like doing anyway.
yeah i think ur right! it is quite comforting knowing that all the tracks will get the love they deserve. i feel like also people assume kpop is just one genre which is utter bs. there are so many different vibes and feels and songs, i couldnt get into kpop (of which i thought only the bright cheerful present day bts stuff existed smh) until i heard gods menu so... idk where i was going with this but yeah. :)
YES FUCK YG, theyre literally on the brink of being kicked out of the big three and they are holding their salvation hostage without letting them do ANYTHING. idek what thought process goes thru their minds but arghhh its so infuriating. yess lisa's cb will be awesome but ot4 is the gold standard here.
hehe, glad u could get to this point. no no! u dont sound like a cult member at all lol yeah, i loooove some of their songs but the whole 23 members thing is getting to me. thats prob a common problem with nctzens but what can i say? im a simple girl with a limit to how many korean boys i can give my money to. atm im just trying to get into ateez and finish memorising enhypen's faces. also kard is kinda sucking me into their fandom atm, as well as eric name lol. ah what can you do? ooh thats good!
hehe i love it too! its exactly like online penpals, that was rlly well put. aww ty! hmm im okay, recovering from a bad case of rsv so thats fun. im doing okay mentally, starting therapy soon (after having to convince my mother that its not just smth i can brush off). physically i wont go into, basically i should be doing stretches to help but they dont completely fix it so my lazy ass doesnt do them, plus i got told recently im going to be stuck with this condition for the rest of my life so thats fun! ah, before you type smth dw abt me ill be fine. the weather atm is cloudy but warm, its been raining on and off today which is good for the garden. uhh i just finished reading sunburnt veils and im in the middle of prom theory which is rlly good. ummm ive got a concert tonight? that i may or may not be able to sing in (bc of the whole rsv thingo) and uhhhh idk. my dog is cute? im drinking tea rn? ive got a school dance coming up?
wbu? hows ur day going, how are you? whats the weather like on ur end? done anything interesting lately? found smth that makes you rlly happy? just any random thing youve been dying to tell someone?
no no! dont apologise, i love these exchanges. i think im happy to continue them for a long time :) on the other hand, if you get tired of them, feel free to just not answer at any time. goodness gracious this was a long ask haha hope it isnt too annoying
<3 w.a. šŗ
sorry it took me a bit to reply, i was fixing my theme ;n;
yeah, i figured it was because of the roles too. my friends and i still get taken aback when 3rd gen idols are the same age as 4th gen ones. in my head it doesn't add up sometimes. PLS THE RANT AT QUORA SKJDK tbh tho it's just going to be normalized as the years pass? esp that the boys are growing older and the amount of explicit fics will just increase. i might have to start blocking tags.
i had to look up the previous ask to remember what we were talking about xd i hope the events in champagne problems never happens to anyone. realistically, it probably happens a lot. damn i really won't wish that pain on anyone. dragging your brother into being a stay i whEEZED JFKSA additional noeasy music enthusiast o.o and ALL I CAN SAY WITH YOU GUSHING ABT FELIX IS AHA WHIPPEEEED OML can't blame you tho, i also want to hear felix sing more in other shades (if that makes sense HAHA) i really hope they'll do the role exchange in the next comeback :( or like in the near future bc i know they can do it :( the day i hear seungmin rapping it i will respectfully pass away. minho was given more lines this comeback thank fUCK i could rmb my irl being vocal abt her frustration. i don't get why minho barely has center time/lines in title tracks??? like the line distribution in the past eras just made me ???? if seventeen can balance lines with 13 members why cant a group of 8 do the same? moving on. i haven't watched the stray kids show simply bc i don't want to cry HAJS but i've seen clips. imagine if skz debuted without minho and felix?!?!? i rmb another irl catching bias feels towards changbin bc of the masked singer only to find out that the man's a rapper. i love how skz's vocals were highlighted this comeback :c there were a lot of mellow tracks! i find it cute when chan sings/raps bc it gets kinda obvious that he's a foreigner? the accent (im not even sure if it's the accent) it just shows. "putting off skz stuff bc of not having time to cry IS the kpop stan life summarised." CORRECT.
abt the twisted au o.O i'll inquire my irl if she wants to write it or not. if she doesn't want to, i'll do it. i miss writing twisted aus <3___<3 and i also miss going to the beach with my friends :' ) but it's starting to get cold here and i don't think i'll be able to enjoy the beach as much as i would if i went beaching in the summer. so maybe next summer? gone away really has an sm-ballad vibe. the thing about skz being a self-producing group, their songs don't sound like typical jype songs? and i just appreciate that bc in all honesty im not a fan of jyp groups at all. PLS the overthinking. i wish i could mute overthinking.
anyone who assumes kpop is just one genre obv hasn't listened to a single track. if kpop was just one genre why do i like some tracks more than the others??? oh you've only recently become a kpop stan? tbh im not a fan of the bright songs of bts either. i liked their older ones *chefs kiss* really matched high school vibes. yg has good artists and they're just wasting the talent ~.~ that strategy they have will get tiring eventually. people will stop waiting on blackpink and move on to newer more active groups ://
HAHAHAH yeah the 23 members is pretty overwhelming! it was the reason i didn't bother stanning before quarantine started. i don't regret stanning tho, met my ult bias in that group <3___<3 i don't really purchase albums unless i like the tracks xd ohhh getting into ateez just in time for the comeback! let me know what you think about them! i was fond of them at some point but grew out of it. good luck with memorizing enhypen! it took me a while to distinguish to people there XD i haven't checked out kard yet but chan plays their songs during lives and they're sexc hype music me likey *u*
i had to look up rsv im sorry. i'm glad you're recovering! please rest more and don't stress yourself out. bro i wish i could go to therapy too bc i have weird issues i can't justify and i need a professional to tell me what's the reason behind it. stuck with what condition btw? what happened? i'm sorry in case i just forgot. yesterday was a bit rainy for me too :(( it's not the type of rainy that makes me anxious so B) oh concert! good luck and i hope you'll be able to sing but i also don't think it's best for you rn :c what's your dog's breed? and yes i just finished drinking tea too. AAAAA i miss school dances :(( the last one i was supposed to have was cancelled bc of covid.
i was less productive today and i'm teetering between being mentally stable and becoming a hermit again. i'm anxious with a lot of things atm so like : D not the best state. today it was a bit sunny but not hot hot which was nice. i changed my theme today bc i couldn't wait for sept. 1st. and no i haven't found anything that makes me happy HAHAHA shit like that's hard to identify. don't have anything to say too, i'm just thinking about why i'm procrastinating too much atm T_T and i'm listening to this rap song atm and one of the rappers sounded like han.
it isn't annoying! i enjoy the long exchanges but i do admit it takes me awhile to type down a reply. so if i get more busy, it'll prolly take a bit longer for me to reply.
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hey~ so awhile ago i made a uquiz that asked for some unpopular a3! opinions. here is the verdict (note: responses have only been edited for spelling, and if a response mentioned members of multiple troupes they are repeated in each section) enjoy!:
tsuzuru should become a professional gay drama fanfic writer based off the mankai company
Chikage is a cool character but if he doesn't get over his mom trauma and keeps treating women bad its gonna be a problem. Like outside of kidnapping izumi as a sabotage for the company he treated her so bad bc she's a woman and he was like "oh I realize ur not like other girls" I hate it here
Sakuya is underappreciated and deserves some more heart to heart talks.
Citron and Izumi would make a fantastic couple!!
TsuzuMizu is one of the worldās greatest love stories. The Y E A R N I N G
I think that. Chikage :)
I donāt like Masumi
why does everyone like chikage and itaru i dont understand
masumi pls stop deep breathin
Tsuzuruās deadlines were only for the first 4 plays of the company and the fact that no one says this to him or tryās to help him with his sleep and work means theyāre perfectly fine with him ruining his health if they get what they want from him (a good script) in this essay I will
if they don't release the sprites of itaru and banri's older sisters i have no choice but to assume they're hot af and also sapphic
Izumi needs to place a restraining order on Masumi
Muku has bigger duality than Itaru
Masumi is creepy
Itarun is baby
citron is a walking racist stereotype and thats why i dont like a3 :)
itaru is too good looking for his own good, love that for him
sakuya deserves the world but that's not an opinion it's just a fact
I- u. H mā u hļæ½ļæ½ ...... so like- Taichi Banri and Tenma hanging out being friends. Y e sā
muku nonbinary
Yuki is a cishet, and saying he isn't when it's stated he is, and gets bullied for not being cishet makes me feel wrong
a3! writers: we addressed kazu's problems me: you didn't address shit a3! writers: we've addressed them
misumi deserves the world
Yuki is Ace and no itās a fact people refuse to acknowledge
maybe we should talk more about how kazunari never got his conclusion and still has issues being himself but im just sayin
i don't think is actually unpopular but a3 im begging you. please stop type-casting characters and let characters other than yuki play female characters hdjkhfjkhfjs khjksh ok thanks
Misumi x Tenma is NOT valid (Sorry not sorry)
idk if this is unpopular but i wish misumiās character was more fleshed out...his whole life canāt be 1.) triangle and 2.) parental neglect ToT
Muku has bigger duality than Itaru
cmon we could have a little izumi/banri's older sister. just for fun and banri's mild suffering
Juza is overrated
I- u. H mā u hā ...... so like- Taichi Banri and Tenma hanging out being friends. Y e sā
if they don't release the sprites of itaru and banri's older sisters i have no choice but to assume they're hot af and also sapphic
i actually don't see the appeal in SakyoIzu. idk, Izumi can do better than that
banri depressed :( thats why he angy
juza and omi superior ship
banri has good fashion taste fite me
taichi is a top tier boy <3
Taiyuki supremacy
jtszbn :]
taichi and juza good ship why does no one ship GRRR i angery
juza is way more interesting than people give him credit for! him just casually offering to cross dress...i love him. also he definitely wears eyeliner
idk man but taichi is severely underappreciated
Juza and banri are both subs but banri is a brat and makes juza top. Juza's mom has beaten god behind a 711
Nachi is best boy
Azumi needs to Stop
Uhhhh the puppy characters aren't actually that cute and Taichi is very annoying on the surface before taking into account his backstory. The characters who have passions and interests outside of just being good to you, the player, are much cuter imo
it's not an unpopular opinion, i'm literally just in love with omi
Homareās definitely gay, I can feel it
azuma... asexual.. thank u for coming 2 my ted talk
Tasuku is a himbo. He's buff, he's stupid, and contrary to popular belief he is NOT mean, yall are just sensitive. I will die mad about this
Tasuku is a himbo. No I will not budge on this. After he stops being an asshole he BECOMES a himbo and if liber would just SHOW him being the himbo he was meant to be then I'd be able to rest in peace
Hisoka is a really good flirt
U h Hisoka is so fuvkimg short i swear to fucking god he needs to drink more fucking milk-
Beyond the Wall is not that good.
guy deserves more thirsty hoes why does he have so few give guy thirsty hoe stans
homare rights
Homare world domination
hisoka unhinge
Azuma is genderfluid.
Tsumugi and his "grandma" vibe ;)))
Homare mermaid play. We need it
Azuma deserves a hug so does Homare actually all of Winter Troupe deserves a hug
Cybird pls let me date izumi I would like to give her a kiss pls
Theyāre all gay
Gay
I'm gay
iām conflicted about izumi bc on the one hand i like fleshed out female leads but on the other hand because iām so different from her i find it hard to relate to the game sometimes
the anime is still not perfect but I like it for what it is
um i dont hate this particularly, but it annoys me how everyone ships the lead and co-lead (saku&masu, tenyuki, juban) because they have a good dynamic, like ??? yeah lol and?? but its harmless and stuff so in chill w it. only exception is tasuku and tsumu because they do have chemistry!! absolutely hinted at
#a3!#a3! actor training game#a3! act! addict! actors!#note: a lot of people said gay so i reduced it to those three variations lmfao#the person who said jza is overrated is my enemy btw#also several ppl just left me cute messages TTTT i love y'all#if i get more responses i might make a part two of this but i think this quiz has crested a bit
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ASK MEME CUDDLES ASK MEME CUDDLES
if you haven't already i forgotā
CUBBLES
favorite thing about them
hes all reckless and wants to be a punk soooo bad but hes just a cute little bunny!!!! hes so cute and has so many friends. hes so happy even tho he might die at any time and thats smth i rlly like abt him? hes just so much more...happy and free than any of the other tree friends. idk smth abt how he can get hurt and still be happy :) like in in a jam
least favorite thing about them
no personality ;____; give him personality...
favorite line
HIS GARBLED LILĀ āCMON INā IN THE SIXTH EP...SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
brOTP
HIM AND FLAKY ITS GREAT IN THE SHOW HOW THEY HAVE THE DAREDEVIL AND COWARD DYNAMIC!!!! ITS ONE OF THE FEW POSSIBLE CHARACTER DYNAMICS THE SHOW ACTUALLY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF AND I LOVE IT. ok anyway i think shifty and toothy r his best friends >:) (cuddles and toothy voice) if ur the main character than what are we ?? (shifty voice) the homosexual supporting cast!!! anyway its so funny to me cos toothy just follows along and cuddles is like hehe im cool!!! and shifty is like today im stealing this pack of eyedrops and cuddles is like YES!!!! and toothys like ;A;
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cuddles and toothy of course. but can we say hypothetically shifty/cuddles/toothy? (shifty voice) i have a crush on a guy in my class and i dunno how to deal with it so i wrote him a letter that saidĀ āget out of my schoolā (lifty voice) *pretending i do not see it* i just think its funny
nOTP
idk i just dont like him w giggles just cos. i mean i see him as a kid and giggles as older but i just think giggles can do better regardless :)
random headcanon
hes the kind of guy who quotes meemees in public to sound cool. he genuinely wants to be in a band he just cant play anything yet cos hes a lazy teen weirdo. toothy says hes gonna support him in his musical career as a dentist & thats why hes wanted in several states for impersonating a dentist <3. he has no license but hes a pragmatic little guy! start early! i cant decide if he has shitty music taste or if he likes ska. he likes dippin dots SOOOO much. he thinks hes smarter and better than he is at things. hes really good at hyping everyone up--sometimes for shitty decisions, but itās good in a constant death thing to be able to be determined and powerful. so hes not, like, an idiot or anything.Ā
unpopular opinion
hes not trans guy cos he looks feminine hes trans guy because everyone in htf is trans. as trans guyish myself it piss-a me ouff!
song i associate with them
MY SUPERHERO MOVIE. THE BIG TIME RUSH THEME. IVE BEEN SEEING THINGS TMBG. SUPER RAD THE AQUABATS
favorite picture of them
have i ever talked abt how much i love how season 1&2 look. ^^^^^^^^^
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hxh RESUME
back at it again w/the hxh, heres my recap of the last few epsĀ
ok so i totally forgot to recap that one ep at the end of the hunter exam arc lets see what i remember from like 3 wks ago lollll
i thiiiiink i left off in the middle of ep 21 lol. i really dont remember much tbh so im gonna skim the ep to refresh
exposition time! its so wild that if you lose ur hunter card That It like u cant get another or retake the exam hgabjdfuhasjf LsĀ
also the fact that you can sell it is rlly interestingĀ
leorio & kurapika backing up gon as he confronts illumi again :ā) good lil familyĀ
illumi u fool. gon is a shounen protag. he can do anything he sets his mind to
the fact that gon thanks illumi for telling him where killua is....hes literally THAT polite like...what a perfect boyĀ
hisoka just fuckgin stepping out of the shadows....ok bitchĀ
the fact that gon fucked up illumis arm that bad with one hand....boi is STRONKĀ
AUGH AUGH AUGHHHH HISOKA IS SO CREEPY AUGHHH I HATE THIS BIIIITCHĀ
ok but like is illumi implying that hisoka is a fr p*do bc uhhhhh thats so nasty oh lord. pls stay away from gon, and killua, and like everyone as a matter of factĀ
EWWWWWWWWWW I HATE HISOKA HES SO NASTY. PLS STOP MAKING P*RNO FACES IN RELATION TO 12 YR OLD BOYS.Ā
no but rlly what IS hisoka gonna do now. im assuming heāll show up p soon (tho probs not in the zoldyc arc like i thought bc its shorter than i thought)Ā
ok the fact that they have the internet is hilariously wild to me for some reason....it just seems like this would be one of those fantasy shounen worlds with very little tech (a la one piece) but lol nope we can just google shit hvbhjdhjdfks
gon: it was fun when you beat me up for 3 hours and broke my arm! seeya dude!
i love gon he is so chill and doesnt seem to hold grudges except when it really matters (like hisoka and illumi)Ā
hanzo has.....ninja business cards....thats amazing hvbhsdjkujfnd
dont worry pokkle, leorio was basically carried thru the hunter exam by various people and also won by default. he still deserves his license tho
an exotic game hunter sounds pretty cool! i wonder if weāll see pokkle again. kinda doubt it? that sounds pretty firmly non-combat based, and therefore probably pretty far from any plot lol
so gons dad is a bigshot huh.....whatever hed be a bigger deal if he didnt abandon his son tbhĀ
gon swinging his feet on the bench....sooo cuteĀ
so ging could restore a bunch of ruins but he couldnt raise his son...ok
im just gonna be bitter at this guy for abandoning the most perfect boy vhbhjfbsjhdhbfsk sorry dude but being a good hunter doesnt make up for being a shit fatherĀ
gon is so precious ;_;Ā
WHAT WAS SATOTZ GONNA SAY TO GON???
why does it look like theyre googling things on MS paintĀ
ah yes, padokea, on the continent of Africa But SidewaysĀ
idk if i talked abt it before but the world map is WILD lmao i love how its all the continents/landmasses scrambled around.....im super curious abt that weird island in the top center of the map, thats the only thing that immediately sticks out as not having a real life equivalentĀ
the music in this show is so charming :ā) i love the main theme smĀ
gon is sooo precious i literally cant get over it. and his hurry to rescue killua is so sweet....and i love how naturally charming/charismatic gon is....pretty much everyone he meets likes him, especially leorio and kurapika, who basically adopted him after knowing him for like a day, and continue to be completely taken by him
ok wtf is satotz & co talking abt......do they know something abt ging that they arent allowed to tell gon???? shouldnt gon have access to the same info now that hes a hunter? i need ANSWERS
i bet this whole thing abt the hunter exam not rlly being over is a metaphor abt the hunter exam NEVER truly ending bc youre always being tested, or st
ok the ED continues to be So Much like especially the last shot where the 4 main characters look like theyre posing for a JC Penny catalog while the singer goes FULL metal-screamo
ok ruth and i just rewatched the next two eps woohoo
i love that there are tourist busses that take people to the front gates so they can like pose for pics and stuff vhbhjafdsfkj and its likeĀ āah yes here are where the local assassins live!ā thats so funny yet it makes so much sense
i love that leorio passed tf out during the bus ride. big big moodĀ
gon is so cute...hes like ok yes i understand that weāre not supposed to go in but i think they can make an exception for me bc im very polite.Ā
those 2 dudes r so ugly and so dead god bless
that bigass buster sword....sir pleaseĀ
ruth and i rlly thot that the old guard guy was gonna turn out to be grandpa zoldyk or st lol
the fact that the dog managed to eat All their flesh but left some clothes....skillĀ
also the dog is named mike but it sounds like the guy is calling him miku hvbjdfssk
this cant be the first time some morons have been killed here likeeeeĀ
i cant believe nobody has visited the zoldyk estate in 20 years damn they all rlly b havin no friends. depressingĀ
the whole gates thing is wild. also that part where gon gets the math wrong on the weight.....BIG mood kiddoĀ
ok the part where gons on the phone w/the butler is soooo good oh man. i love how gon just calmly dials the phone again after hes hung up on the first time and then YELLS....and leorio and kurapikas faces r so goodĀ
also the butler guy unfortunately has a point, it isnt foolproof that gon is here Legit....but he IS let him see his tiny bf :(Ā
as ruth pointed out, the butler guy is reminiscent of kuro from one piece. same vibesĀ
maybe if leorio was jacked like he is in the manga/1999 anime he couldve opened the gate that first time around....LsĀ
god i love this shows approach to Everything so far,....as ruth put it, half the time its likeĀ āoh wow they should do [x]/i wish theyd do [x] but ofc they wont cause its a shounenā but then they DO do [x] and its like damn thats dopeĀ
anyways i love how gon is increasingly approaching situations with his Plucky Shounen Protag Attitude in full swing, and he pretty much gets shot down every time. BUT his general determination to see killua bc killuas his FRIEND and hes gonna RESCUE HIM is still a good and pure motivating forceĀ
like here, when hes climbing over the wall and hes like whatever i dont wanna have to deal w/being tested thats bullshit, i wanna see killua, my intentions are pure, im gonna try my luck with the dog....i was like ok yeah heāll get over and like tame or defeat the dog and the guard will be suitably impressed bc nobodys ever done That before, and then gon will continue on to get killuaĀ
but NOPE instead the guard calls him down and explains that gon Will Die if he tries that, and then the guard will die too for letting that happen. and gon is like oh shit my actions have consequences for people other than me, wow.Ā
and THEN the guard takes them in to meet the dog. and hot DAMN that is a scary creature. not even really a dog tbh. they did an excellent job making the dog Legit Scary and not just like, big and flashy looking....those eyes are so soulless, and the proportions are freakyĀ
and the guard says exactly what i was thinking - that gon would use his Country Boy Woodland Creature Skills to workaround the dog....but then the subversion - this creature is NOTHING like the woodland critters gon is probably used to dealing with. theres no way gon stood a chance here. the guard just saved him from a really unfortunate deathĀ
i love all the Super Heavy Stuff in the servant house that seems so inconvenient vbhjdkfasjfld. also forgot to mention earlier but the guard guy being Absolutely Ripped was wild and kinda funnyĀ
training montage! gon continues to be so cute. and i love so much how leorio and kurapika are like no, you rest, weāll take care of this. good parents!!!!
and then!!!! they sync up and use the power of gay love to almost open the gate. but then gon uses the power of Improbable Shounen Protag Healing Speed to toss that arm sling off and help out
i feel like leorio was side-eyeing gon like w8 a sec u broke that arm like a few days ago that aint right.....
oh man i almost forgot abt that scene with the zoldyks torturing killua :( :( this poor kid he doesnt deserve thatĀ
also mom zoldyck seems truly awful but i must say her aesthetic does fuck. the victorian-lookin outfit paired with the futuristic cyclops visor thing....excellent. also im betting this face bandages are from killua cutting her faceĀ
this family is so fucked up hvbsjdhjfbakdfn
killua telling his mom that gon is definitely gonna make it there :ā) hes got such unshakable faith in his bf thats so good.....
back w/the gang, and immediately they run into more trouble in the form of the young girl butler, whose name i dont know, but i love her....her design is SO good oh man. a non-caricature black person? who also isnt sexualized? in MY anime??????
Ā i love how gons approach to conflict is currentlyĀ ālet more powerful person beat me up for hours straight in hopes that they get tired or something idk broā like....i love him lol, is it in an effort to show how determined he is? he doesnt even try to dodge her blows or get around her....id be tryin to hop that fence lolĀ
oh shit the tiny zoldyk kid from earlier is spying on them....she was w/the mom so im sure thats not good
when he punches the rock part and it breaks....strong boiiiiĀ
oh man that little flashback from when killua first came back and told her that he made a friend ;_; bruhĀ
i love butler girl :( she wants to let gon but knows it isnt allowed....and as soon as she starts to waver BAM here comes mom zoldyck JFC that was so sudden and jarring....im assuming butler girl isnt dead cause that would be lame and anticlimacticĀ
also IS THAT NEN??? NEN>>>??? NEN??? HM? NEN?????????Ā
im so annoying abt nen i need to make one of thoseĀ āis this a pigeon?ā memes w/āis this nen?ā bc thats me anytime anything remotely weird happens lmao
i do think its rlly nen this time tho
anyways shit is wild, cant wait to meet the full zoldyck familyĀ
PREDICTION CORNER:Ā
as i said above i doubt hisoka will show up now bc this arc is a lot shorter than i anticipated. also im doubting that illumis even gonna show up honestlyĀ
i think weāre gonna have this OP for a while, as the part just at the end shows gon and hisoka fighting in what looks to be an arena, and ik the next arc is the heavens arena arc, which im assuming is the tournament arc....
also i have no idea what that weird building in the OP is but my guess is that its the building w/the heavens arena in it bc its tall and,,,,heavenĀ
i predict there wont be much fighting in this little arc bc how tf else is it so short. at this point i rlly think gon is just gonna grab killua and go lmao. im super curious abt how thats gonna go down, considering that killua is currently strung up just bc he wont apologize...so i cant imagine his family would just let him leave w/gon. i wonder if killua will fight them, or if gons determination will impress them and then theyll let killua go (doubt it)
thats basically it....weāll see abt the next few eps holla
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hhello this is mun of ask cynical green friends and i just (sob) please never stop writinf people cute tags your reblog made my day
Hi!!! Below is a long ramble of how much I love yall even if Aesop doesnāt and everyone knows how much mun talks in the tags and here in general so to avoid the clutter I just hid it all under here.Ā
Tl;dr: Thank you for supporting my blog and Iām so glad that Iām able to spread the love back around ^^ :3
Is it time for mun to insert herself here HAHAHAH BUT YES thank you so much for visiting my blog. Iāve done ask blogs in the past and most of them died cos ppl stopped caring OOPS but this is the most active and interactive and welcoming fandom Iāve stepped into (or made an ask blog for) and Iām so so glad I did, I got to meet so many wonderful people.Ā
I MISSED MY POINT OK SO THE POINT IS Iāve been ghosting around for a bit before I made this blog so I actually,,,, knew,,,, and saw a lot of these blogs as SENPAIS (I was going to list a few but it was going to get long because I didnāt want to leave anyone out -which I will lmao thereās so many- and I was going to write a long ass comment for each of them on what I love about their blog asdsjalfdfg ITS GONNA BE WAY TOO LONG BUT KNOW THAT I,, LOVE,,) AND omg I got sidetracked again POINT IS when I see all these familiar urls following this lil blog and liking my lil posts I just,,,, explodinate,,,, senpais have noticed me,,,,,,,,,,, im cri,,,,,,
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I really,,, talk a lot ahahaha,,,, I like how you can see how I got less and less coherent over this readmore HAHAHAH BUT YES OK I love all of yall ok ok
Also since I did this for this lovely and absolutely amazing blog which I love and adore very very much I would also like to do it for other blogs that Iāve probably ghosted and quietly admired (you have no idea how long it took me to find the courage to set up this blog so I was really ghosting all over the fandom here). SO!! Like I said in my tl;dr, drop me a
Again thank you so much for taking time to visit my humble blog and to read all the things I have to say and I really really really am thankful to all of you who helps me keep torturing Aesop this blog alive
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Super Junior Super Junior x SuJuMaknae!Reader Characters:Ā Super Junior (ot13 [+ SJ-M]) Summary:Ā Ā Just like the way you need to give someone soup when they're sick, this is how SuJu reacts when you need them. Word Count:Ā 1k+ Warnings:Ā CRACK, fluff, humor, gnarlyness, etc.
A/N:Ā i need a pick me up so i made this. Itās low key a part 2 to Secrets Of A Maknae, but not really because, well, itās not HAHAHHAHA, but hello @farewellkorosensei, iām tagging you cos u said u wanted a part two and i had a part two in mind but then i lost it so now you have this HAHHAHHAHA im sorry im like this
ALSO A DISCLAIMER
THIS IS FICTION IF YALL somehow THOUGHT IT WASNT
none of this is real bro thatās why its an au ?????? ok like ok
Being the only girl in a coed group thatās basically a boy group is not as bad as one may think
Especially since you're the youngest out of everyone, some people just cannot imagine how you do it
Sure like... being the only female means the testosterone thrown your way can be a lot
And there are just some things the guys can't and will never understand
Like how a woman's mind works
But through it all however
You loved being the baby princess
Because you have 13 knights at your side
anD IF EVEN ONE PERSON TRIED TO HURT YOUĀ WELLĀ
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHĀ
good luck to them
And in case you were wondering, SuJu is not as sweet as you think
LIKE YES THEYāRE OBVIOUSLY THERE FOR EACH OTHER BUT
here's how each member would react to you needing them
ps yall
dis shiz is HELLLAAAA LONG SO itās under the cut
Being the eldest meant Leeteuk found everyone as his responsibility
BOY ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN SUPER JUNIOR LAJSIQBSUHWBSLAIDYLAWUDLKHKK;
and to you, who is in his group, their youngest AND only female member, he would drop everything for
Like
Everyone who's watched korean TV knows this
cos yall do tv show hostings togther
and everybody knows how soft he is around you
like i mean heās naturally caring towards everyone
and heās normally high-spirited with others
BUT YOU TAKE THE CAKE
like you + him equals shenanigans like firecrackers
he does 8999+ dad jokes when youāre his co-host
someone save s.korea
but let us not forget is is the EPITOME of gentleman
he always offers his arm to you
he takes of his jacket or gets a blanket for you to cover your legs when you sit
errbody is likeĀ āstfu, we get it stop flexingā
you two are just likeĀ ā??????????????????? bro fLeXiNg whUAT?ā
āi get yall are married n in love but like. pls keep it under wraps.ā
āBROOOO HAHAHHAHAH WEāRE JUST FRIENDSā
and thenĀ ????????????
mmmmhmmmm
we believe you
cos its all we can do tho
and i mean you two arenāt married but are so too tbh
ELFās call you two the parents of SuJu
and think you two are sO ADORABLE IT HURTS
anyway
He is definitely the most understanding with you through the age gap you have
And even if he finds some of your actions odd due to that age gap, he always works through it and tries to think proactively
"What are you doing????????"
"IM DOING A CHALLENGE OPPA YOU WANNA JOIN?!"Ā you say as you attempt to put on makeup with your non-dominant hand
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE'S WALKED INTO YOU DOING SOMETHING WEIRD IS BEYOND FATHOM
But if you need him
He.
Will.
Be.
There.
Doesn't matter if he's hosting 287378 tv shows at the moment
If you call because some loser broke your heart
He's taking the day off
If you call just to check in and he hears even a hint of sickness in your voice
biTCH MOVE OVER. HE GOT SOME PORRIDGE
He would take care of you even if he was also sick
He would find a way to go to you even if you were halfway across the world
You cant even get mad @ him cos you will and have done the same woops
IF SOMEONE EVEN TEST U YOU WILL BREAK THEM 4 LEETEUK
and obvi we have to add
his dog Shimkung prolly loves you more than him, just sayin
She runs to you and ignores Leeteuk when youre around
Because she loves playing with you
And she loves your energy
And the attention you give her
And the treats you bring
And because everyone loves you
And Leeteuk cant even because he loves you too
Woooooops
Yall listen up
If you think heechul is scary by himself
Try bringing up SuJu's maknae up
I dare you
Just mention your name
and he WILLLLLL EXPLODE
Doesnt matter if it's praise
He Will BE TRIGGGGGEERREEDD
thereās literally an entire 20 (and going) part video comp. of his ears steaming when youāre brought up
like the mere thought of you is already to set him off
It doesn't even phase him if the person who spoke of you is younger or older
The death threats he will sputter is limitless
his tongue is sharper than silver
And the deadliest death glare that's thrown may cause a heart attack.
strangely enough though
but knowing heechul, not strange enough
he is ALWAYS THE FIRST to throw you under the bus
during interviews
ESPECIALLY IF THEYāRE LIVE I CANT
and yall always bicker about the dumbest shit
everyone is like,Ā āwait, theyāre not the ones that are married?ā
the answer is no
but honestly,
He's broken up with someone because of you
Because they were mean to you, i mean
And because heĀ wasĀ tired of them too hekhek
and lyk Heechul may be short
But nothing is stopping him from getting into a fist fight with someone 1000+ ft taller than him.
Ok.
That may be a slight lie cos he'd prolly call the rest of the guys and 5672 security guards to be on his side.
would honestly fite anyone for you
any AND everyone to be honest
He's also very picky with your boyfriends
"Ya, he looks like a womanizer."
"Ya, he looks like an idiot."
"Ya, he smells like woman's perfume."
"Ya, he smells like cigarettes."
"Ya, I don't understand what you see in him."
"Ya, I can't believe you're wasting your time with him."
"Ya, why are your standards so low when you know a guy like me?"
"Ya,"
"Ya."
"YA!"
"You can do better."
and youāre kinda just like,Ā āy dont u just look for a guy for me? or better yet, if you think youāre so great, why donāt youĀ just date me?ā
āpshhhh, as if, iām too pretty for you, childā
is what heechul always says
to you and to everyone who asks why youĀ arenāt dating
he also doesāt ever answer your calls
cos heās always too busy with his video games or selfies
so you get really frustrated when you call him to come over and he doesnāt call
but likeĀ
heās somehow already at your house
????
cos you needed him and he knew that
????
idek either bro
he has a sixth sense with ya gurl
HE IS SUCH A DAD TOO
***NOT DADDYĀ
DAD BECAUse
he will baby the heck out of you every moment he gets
but not in public cos his image
also heās never one to flaunt even with his personality
he CUDDDLESSSS THE HECK out of you
and kinda makes himself clingy for the sake of endorphins
cos he is your happy pill
and your go to man when the world just sucks hard
he gives pretty solid advice
like the ones where you really need some
because heās never one to sugar coat and will tell you youre a bitch if you are being one
and because of how he is, when he gets soft with you, you know he means it because heās a broken brick most of the time
heās also who you normally vent out your problems and burning frustrations to
not that he listens
you mostly just assault him and he takes it
JOKE HE ASSAULTS YOU RIGHT BACK
but somehow thatās therapeutic for both of youĀ ???
smdh
iād add heechulās pets
BUT THAT BOY HAS A ZOO
and maybe iām just shimkung biased lolol
ANYWAY the gist of you and his pets is that you love them and they love you
the end
bro
donāt even get me started on yesung
you know how he likes to think heās all that
how heās like really good at singin
wHICH HE IS UHM HAVE YOU NO EARS
but heās like actin all airy sometimes
whICH IS Y u and eunhyuk havE A BALL MESSIN WITH HIM
EUNHYUK + U = YESUNG CANNOT LIVE
someone save Yesung from his retarded dongsaengs
lol but eunhyuk comes later
anyway, heās airy
that side of him comes in handy 4 u
because he makes for a gr8 hypeman
letz be real
SUPER JUNIOR together is the loudest bunch of morons that will hYPE YOU DO YOUR DEATH
but you cant keep havin that when you go to award shows
YOU TRIED IT ONCE AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE AWW DATS CUTE
ITāSĀ FKINĀ NOTĀ BITSH
try havin your ears pierced with screaming every time youāre even remotely related to what the host is talking about
anyway back to yesung
he be your date to eveything
cos he ALWAYS has time to beĀ all that
i mean you bring specific members to the specific events they fit into
uāll understand laterz
but mostly yesung is your man for the job
cause heās always available
you know when heās not touring or holding concerts
whenever you need a date
he puts on all his extra accessories and offers you his arm on the red carpet
or just holds your hand cause itās easier on his part
AND BOY HEāS ANNOYINGLY LOUD FOR YOU THE ENTIRE TIME
IT DOESNāT EVEN MATTer if itās for some black suit event
heās prOLLY GON BUST A MOVEĀ and promote SJās black suit while heās at it what a turd
heās so loud in fact that youāve reached a point past embarrassment
ur like,Ā āYeah, heāsĀ myĀ loud date. problem?ā
honestly, yall have to be dumb not to see how in love you two are
there are theories on how you two ARE the one true pair
like the way yesung looks at you when youāre striking a pose
answering a question
thanking someone
receiving an award
laughing at a joke
existing in general
and you RIGHT BACK @ him
only an idiot would
but haha
nope.
just friends too
Y U ALWAYZ LYIN
ye but itz trueeeeee
no matter how fancy you get
or domestic
cos did i mention you two do the lamest things too
like there is no in between
you go buy groceries
tour Gangnam
hand in hand obviously, duh, you do it every time youāre together
as with every member of super junior but yall already knew
i think i strayed too far from my point
point is heās there to hang out and do nothing
cos thats what both of you are good for anyway
nothing
ha
btw heās who you bring shopping for clothes
but only like the nice kind you feel me
youāll get that in a little while too
but like you always go to high-end stores together
never couture tho cos whyĀ ??
and YOU GUYS DO MAKEUP TUTORIALS BECAUSE OMG HEāS SUCH A VAIN AND LIKES TO PRETEND HE CAN ACTUALLY DO MAKEUP UGH I HATE HIM
heās the one you treat like your diary mostly
the everyday stress you have piled up heās the one you sift through with
like you tell him all the mundane things
and heād nod uninterested
and then youād stop cuz you realiized he doensāt care
and then heād get mad and be all likeĀ āYa, whyād you stop, what happened to the leaf you kicked?ā
i think imma stop here cos you get it
yall good for nothing HAHAHH
you and kangin get into the stickiest shit every time your crackheads team up
and being the loyal one you are
you always point and blame him when things hit the fan
and heās always likeĀ āMe?ā
and then points right back at you
youāre reactions to each other are fandom memes fml
and youād think with all the treachery you pull on each other you would never be able to count on Kangin
but that is so DAMN FAR from the truth
cos this boy is insufferably thoughtful when it comes to you
his favoritism shows
like heāll sell super junior for a 1 cent
BUT YOU AREĀ NOTĀ PART OF THAT DEAL
heās usually the one that shoos the guys off when theyāll all up on your ass
heās also the one to kick heechul when he gets too annoying
or anyone in general
Heās usually your partner in crime when it comes to screwing up SJās image
and you havE THIS SIGNATURE ESCAPE ROUTINE WHEN THINGS GO SIDEWAYS
āit wasnāT ME!āĀ you both shout, and then you jump on Kanginās back and he runs away.
and yes there is also a compilation of you morons doing that for 15 minutes straight in multiple languages
dumb shit
heās not as big as teasing you as Heechul
but he usually calls you ugly, thatās who you are to him
if youāre texting someone, itās usually him
you send him ideas for a prank or sm shit
and heās like imma do you one better
and then you just burn SM to the group bwahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHA
kidding
not kidding
you guys dont actually get to hang out often
but wHen you do there is a warning signal
and idek y yall pretend to be pranking someone else
but yall end up stabbin each other anyway
But there is also those times when you just cry
and heās there to listen
heās not as understanding as his hyungs, cos Leeteuk knows what to do, Heechul knows what to say, and Yesung knows how to remember the important things
but he is always there
he tells you as much as he can
and he aint dumb he can say a lot
but heāll mostly just try to brighten up your day
by telling you a plan to attack one of the members
ANDDDDDDD
PIGGY BACK RIDES
as ive mentioned before, you jump on his back when you skedaddle out of the scene you just caused
which have caused an uproar from many
your company mostly has to fend off rumors of you and him being together the second most
youll find out who soon enough
but back to you an Kangin
he usually offers to give you a piggy back ride
even tho he doesnāt really want to
when youāre down
cos u smol child like to be carried
ew grow up sis
BTW HE WILL FITE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THAT
dats all i got fam
you and Shindong work the third most together outside super junior
dats obviously behind Leeteuk
and #2 who will be revealed later
and actually, you two have a very serious and business-like mindset when youāre together
which is why his skillz fly when you collab
you have youtube channel together thatās just u two posting vids you guys want to do
yall fund it urselvs and get some of ur friends to join in
WHICH FANS, ELF AND OTHERWISE LOVE
thatās why you normally go to him when you need help with work
meaning if youāre unsure if you should do a drama heās going to lay down the points 4 u
he usually acts like your manager
and visits you the most when youāre on set
heās who de-stresses you when youāre working
and the one who you can count on to back you up when someone at work needs to have a little piece of your mind
heās who you call up when you want to share an idea or a vision
and is the one to more than others root for you and help you all throughout
whenever works stresses you out,
you two do something fun together
watch a film
annoy one of the other members
etc
you call him up when you have a crazy idea
you call him up when you have a song or plot in mind
you call him up when you are in need of advice
though sometimes his advice is to go to leeteuk or heechul
cos he knows he has limits
which is why you love him
because heās real and never pretends toĀ know more than he does
with that said though, he does know a lot
and will tell you all he knows about whatever it is you are asking about
you guys do a lot of live streams as well
sometimes its pointless
sometimes its intorspective
but most times its pointless af
and most times yesung is crying in the distant not-so-distant background
cos like i said yall hangout the most
so sometimes shindong gets into the mix
and you do the weirdest shiz in front of camera
the amount of role plays youāve done that made viewers go ???? is uncountable smh
like like
where youāre an astronaut
and you need to tell the emperor of goryeo heās going to be assassinated
and then yesung is the emperorās horse
and yall die of laughter
or that time yall kissedĀ āby accidentā
and none of yall were surprised
and everyoNE WAS LIKE I KNEW IT
and you both ended up laughing
and then everyone was like? >?????
?????
idek either tbh
or that one time you were a cake
as in a chocolate cake
running away from an orge
which was yesung
and shindong was the exterminator that kept hitting him with a pillow whenever heād talk
i cant believe
you think yesungās had enough with you and eunhyuk
speaking of...
eunhyuk + u is quite like u + kangin
ppl pray for you to get separated
like pls
l
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d
Ā a
l
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t
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and then when you add DONGHAE
=
the world wants to implode and delete itself
eunhyuk is your usually your fake boyfriend
joke, heās the fake love triangle interest
youāll get that later
anyWAY
you say all the time every time you get the chance to that the reason why you dance half as good as you do now is because of eunhyuk
you make his ego fly through the roof
and heās always likeĀ
dawwwww stopĀ
no keep going
which is why if for whatever reason you need a dancer or a choreographer or anything between those lines
you call eunhyuk
or jung yunho but thatās not the point
point is the world explodes when there is a sexy suju concept
because you and eunhyuk are always paried up
the flexibility and coordination of your bodies
leaves the world thirsty
like
eunhyuk is pregnant because of you
Dem body rolls
Shimi-shimi
The dehydration is real
you two just do something in sync
AND THE WorLD canNOT
EVEN IF YOU DID IT BY ACCIDENT
and surprise even both of you
the world cannot
whenever you do a show together they make you do so many dances
cant blame them Ā tho, u two be bomb
point is heās normally your dance partner in almost everything super junior
and 73% not super junior
but beyond that he is also your bestest buddy
and since itās a package deal, most of the time donghae is there
yall do everything from wacky antics
to window shopping
to roller coaster riding
to just lying around talking about life
actually, yall pranked the world by saying your were going out once
and thE WORLD BLEW UP
HOW FKING DARE
WE KNEW IT ASHKSDHASDHA
but then yall were like āoh we be playin yallā
EVERYONE WAS SO MAD
LIKE YALL EVEN HAD THE MEMBERS BELIEVING
DONGHAE CRIED BECAUSE HE FELT SO BETRAYED THAT HE DIDNT KNOW
HEECHUL CALLED BULL THO
BUT EVERYONE WAS HELLLLLLA MAD BOUT THIS
When you went sikE Leeteuk wasnt surprised
and everyone gave you shit for so long
Ryeowook vowed to kill both of you
kangin thought it was pretty good though
Eunhyuk and you normally go to parties together
and because you are a d U M b fking drunk
heās always the one who cleans up after you
because you vomit
and cry
and try to kiss everyone
which is why you have safely kissed everyone in super junior when you're wasted
eunhyuk especially
there are pics to prove it
like
but eunhyuk doesn;t mind
heād rather be kissed by your vomit flavored mouth than have some ho try to do something to you
he gets really unsettled when other guys come into the picture
heāll karate chop A morOn
DARE HIM I SWEAR
ya think he be small
but he be strong
those dance moves are his weapon
KA PAW BISH
and we def cant end this without saying
he makes you hangover soup
and all that jazz
when you wanna work out or feel sick
you call eunhyuk
i mean leeteuk loves you but you cant move an inch with that boy
so its eunhyuk
unless you wanna be lazy and need a mom (so leeteuk)
<3
honestly i cheated with that lord almighty part
ARG IM SO SORYY IDEK WHY I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WHEN I LOVE EUNHYUK SO MUCH
ZHOUMI IS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
OR AT LEAST YOU SAY EVERYTIME YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE HIM
which you wish would be a lot more than not
IF you have anything to do in China
itās zhoumi everyday
heās who taught you how to speak the language and the one who makes fun of you the most because of your prononciation
but you know obviously its all in good fun
you host some shows together
youve stared in a bunch of chinese mini dramas together
but most of all, you two do a bunch of variety
which people LOVE SO MUCH
liiiiiiiiiike
if you werent so busy with the rest of the world
china would love to keep you for themselves
but anyway back to zhoumi
as i said he be the love of your life
because heās literally everything you look for in a guy
tall, handsome, smart even though he does DUMB THINGS I CANT BE--
but the only reason why youāre not dating him is
is
is
IS BECAUSE YOU ARENT
I have no explaination
you are dating though
like outwardly
itās like an unspoken thing
where you are dating but youre not and everyone around you agrees
???
kinda
yeh
with all the chinese variety youāve done
yall have pretty questionable photos and footage together
like
why is you hand in his mouth
why are you two in one pair of trousers
why are you crying over literal eggshells
why are you laughing at him dressed up in a suit
why is he making heart eyes at you when you;re wearing clown makeup
why is he making heart eyes in general
why are you making heart eyes in general
idk man
what
waht
idek
but what you do know is this
thereās this entire ten page article about how he punch some rich guy in shanghai that tried to get too close and zhoumi threw a punch
yes
out of all the boys in the band whoās said theyād punch a moron on the nose
zhoumi as actually the only one who has had the displeasure of doing just that
It was quite the talk of the town
Honestly many were scared for zhoumi
U and him counted
and the rich moron even threatened to sue
but you pointed out that there was footage in the place and that heād lose so he should just walk away
of course he walked away
and so yeah
but obviously the sonavbish tried to get rid of any footage
And make it look like an assault
It was to be like an even bigger scandal
but you being a smart bitch that has starred in many dramas with the exact same plot already had a copy and so you won that battle
and zhoumi ās career was not ruined
he was even hailed a hero for all the no duh reasons
Yeah he can throw a punchĀ
zhoumi is so soft for you though
and you for him
heās usually the one who takes your mind off of things
but you hang out the least out of everyone due to sched differences
that doesnāt mean you dont make time for each other though
OKAY NOW FOR EVERYONEāS FAVORITE BB DONGHAE
donghae that knows all your secrets
knows all your dog stories
all your accidental injuries
all your fails
all your successes
it may take a few moments to jump start and access his mental archive
but its there
and Donghae has been your boyfriend on many many occasions
whether or not it be fake or real the world will never know
you guys are the most intimate with each other
like you guys are so casual
and comfortable
that Leeteuk tells you guys off
HeechUL GETS UNCOMFOTABLE
h e e c h u l
even suju separates you on their own will sometimes
and both of you are like
ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
donghae is a certified soft boi
and his softness is amplified when youāre together
PDA is second nature to you two
many hand holds
many cuddles
many suggles
platonic?
... sure
and it doesnāt matter where you two are
public
private
interview
korea
japan
america
narnia
nothing stops you from being touchy
people ask you about it all the time
but once again
ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Anyway donghae is the go to guy for heart to heart conversations
because he has a heart of gold
the softest purest gold
and he really understands and empathizes
he cries with you over dog movies
and listens to your frustrations
and you listen to him cry
and talk about his feelings
FEELINGS
and you tie it all up by making each other smile
he actually gives really good advice
i mean they all do give good advice at a point
but donghaeās are actually quite on point
even though people think heās slow
itās probably because heās once connected at the hip to you
heās the one you talk to about boy problems and relationship problems
because heās the only one that isnāt weirded out about the topic
i mean heās got a soft spot of you
plus hes really caring
so heāll listen to whatever topic you want to talk about anyway
heās really the only who, like, pays attention to all your babbling
most of them tend to overlook that
but never donghae
heās the guy you call in the middle of the night when you cant sleep
itās not guaranteed heāll pick up because i mean duh he has a life
but when he does he really listens
except for when he doesnt
cos heās tired
(:
and on top of being a cuddly living diary
heās also your personal massager
like you know those knots on your shoulder
what knots on your shoulders
he massages them away because
youre his ultimate weakness
when you need him heāll be there in a heartbeat, racing leeteuk to get to you
although heās not as motherly as leeteuk
heās more of a brother really
like he is motherly
he does baby you
I MEAN THEY ALL BABY YOU YOUāre THE MAKNAE DUH
but
i can
no actually
i cant explain
because i got nothing
AGAIN WHICH IS FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I LOVE DONGHAE
DHADJ:ASD
YOU AND SIWON ARE THE POWER COUPLE EVERYONE WISHES THEY COULD BE
yall do the most goals things ever
and end up posting it on insta like the aesthetic things you are
heās the guy you call when you wanna go out and tour
and you guessed it
heās the second person in super junior you work most with out of the group
can you imagine the power you two hold in dramas
sometimes you do cameos in his shows
sometimes its the other way around
YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONES WITH FOOTAGE OF KISSING
honestly it was a make out but you know
donghaeās fine
Siwon and you travel a lot
in a small scale sense where you just go around on a food trip
or going on a short vacation to another country
dont tell the others tho
YOU DO CHARITIES TOGETHER
and its honestly the cutest thing ever like siwon and his charities ad;hkasd
you two have this meme where its just a compilation of you two lauging
cos yall get WEIRD when you laugh together
your laugh is weird in general
and super junior is weird in general
but you and siwon laughing is just weirder
Whenever you have to go somewhere where you think youre going to die because of the formality
you bring siwon along because heās the most businessman looking out of everyone
plus he holds a rich man aura
because he is
so
haha
honestly he should just buy SM wtf
He is also the one you go to for advice
because sometimes crying with donghae isnāt really the way you want to go
heās normally your outside opinion guy
when you normally have a course of action already in your head
but youre just not sure how to go
he gives solid points
and heās quite firm with his answers
when you need him he doesnāt come as quick as leeteuk or donghae
but heās the one who leaves last
because heās just thorough like that
like if you have a mental break down
heāll come when he can and make sure to make extra time for you
because he wants to both make it up to you and make sure youāre alright
also
i should add
that on top of being very aesthetic together with your black tie events and whatnot
yall make post memes of each other often on your own accounts SO MUCH
ELFs dig it
iconic really
ryeowook actually hates you
like
he hates you because you have such a beautiful voic
he hates that youre pretty
he hates that youre talented
HE HATES THE COMPETITION
but it is also what completes him
It adds to his purpose in life
To cruSh u
N remind u who is butter
yall bicker the most out of everyone
yall raise your voices at each other the most
you always attack each other
AND SOMETIMES KYUHYUN PITS YOU TWO TOGETHER AND
itās too much to handle
but when you catch on that youāre being played
You and ryeowook teamup
AND KYUHYUN PAYS
EVERYONE THAT CROSSES YOU PAYS
BWHAHAHAHAAHHA
the sass is real when youāre together
THE AMOUNT OF SHADE you throw
makes both of your skin visibly darker to a point
heās mostly the one to call you out when you and kangin are doing something dumb
or when you and donghae start getting cuddly
or when you just show your face to him
because yes he hates you
BUT
if he hears anyone say anything REMOTELY BAD ABOUT YOU
he wILL attacK
if he thinKS SOMEONEās BEING TOO sarcASTIC
HE WILL CUT THEM
because only HE can be mean to you
which is why they actually think youāre dating
pipe the HECK down if you have something to say
and the feeling is mutual for you
if anyone says anything bad about ryeowook OR ANY OF YOUR BOYS
theyāre dead
cold
but sometimes both of you hate super junior together
and theres a bunch of videos of you questioning why youāre both still here
when heās not hating you though
heās violently supporting you
VIOLENTLY
have you heard this man scream
HE SCREAMS HIGHER THAN ANY FEMALE FAN COULD
and LOUDER
if youāre doing something live
heS ONLY THERE TO SCREAM FOR YOU
then heās out
him and yesung are on a roll when you get an award
and on your live performances
theres normally a cut scene to him in the crowd holding a big ass sign that says something mean
like I HOPE YOU TRIP in bold letters
but in fine print is continues IN SUCCESS AND GOOD HEALTH
cheeeeeeeeeezzzzyyyyyy
but thatās ryeowook for ya
Everyone's confused how you are able to be so violent and mean
But also so cheesily soft
Honestly u just weird
And so is ryeowook
when you need advice he fights you first
"How could you be so dumb to have a problem like that"
then,he'll tell you what to do
OR
If he can, he fights your problem
and then solves it for you that way
Thats how it is, violently soft hek
So serious
ANYWAY KYUHYUN ALSO HATES YOUĀ
DUH
but unlike ryeowook he sometimes actually make people end up wondering if youre dating
Cause ryeowook and u be mean but not so lovey dovey
But you and kyuhyun are mean and lovey dovey
Like
he makes sure you suffer
suffer in embarrassment in live television
and will do everything in his power to get you and ryeowook to stab each other
but if you squint hard enough
he acts hella whipped for you to be pretty damn honest
anyone with a brain can put together that heās basically like a child
a child being mean to his crush because he doesnāt know what to do
EW FEELINGS
but yall know what
even though ya both be also killing each other
THE BALLADS YOU GUYS HAVE
I cannnnOt even
is OFF THE CHARTS TEAR JERKING
like
any drama that has been blessed with your vocals
----i meaaaan-----
your song can save any drama
becAUSE
and yall do a lot of live performances together
uhm did I mention youāre basically part of the sub-unit KRY
actuallY JK nvm, itās you and kyuhyun alone actually
just you and him
hitting those notes like no other
AnD theN theRE was This incident
that you had to perform in on a live awardshow
BUT you Got INTO an aCCIDENT
but like a vocal accident
as in you lost your voice
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
kyuhyun covered for you duh
becauseĀ even if he wants you to suffer in public
he wants it to be by his hand
and not because you ended up getting sick suddenly
I do have to say heās not very reliable tbh
for the sole reason he wishes to be the true maknae and to desTROY U
yes
that
and EW FEELINGs
āare you sure you hate her thoughā -literally everyone
āYES!ā kyuhyun would answer without missing a beat
āseem like bull by okā
THE MEMES YOU TWO HAVE AS WELL
THE MEMES
theĀ there can only be one
i wouldāve killed you if the lights were closed
excuse you, trash
i sarangHATE U Bitch
boi i cant wtf am i doin
and again
i cannot stress enough that kyuhyun wants your death by his hand
so if someone else comes for you
heās going to attack that person more than they have you
whenever people ask him about you to, he gets all protective and scary
in summarry, he wants death but not really
yikes
heNRY IS THE WORST
heās the only one who actually treats you like youre a child
wtf
like you two are the closest in age
the audacity
the nerve
i cant believe
he literally pulls the Oppa card
every
frikin
wHeRE
LISTEN BOI SHE BE GROWN
he literally holds your hand when you cross the street
he asks you if youāve eaten
he coddles you, especially around others
he brings you juice on set if ever you appear on the same show
LieK
heās so embarrassing
he be actin as if heāz ya dad
liIKEEE
get a grip
but as embarrassing as he is
he is also your best friend
and he talks fondly about you everywhere
literally never talks shit about you
unless its true tho lololo
and for real is probably literally in love with you
but is like āIām her older brother tho soā
acts like an older brother 23/6
and the remaining time like a sweet and ExTreMely embarrassing boyfriend
will do anything for you to be honest
YOU TWO GO ABROAD TOGETHER A LOT AND ARE GOALS
if you and kyuhyun do lame things
YOU AND HENRY LIVE IT UP
yall do weird shit online too
and yall have done questionable things on variety
korean
chinese
wherever
which is why youāve hosted a variety special before
IT WAS ICONIC
if you ever feel down
or sad
or angry
or frustrated
henry is the guy to call to be reminded of the brighter things
like THIS BOY IS ACTUAL SUNSHINE HELP
nothing is impossible or gloomy with henry
and yall thrive in all the crack-ish things you do together
yes
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another drunk concept cos i feel like it ok!! ur sat in a booth with harry and a bunch of friends. itās nearing 4am and you and harry agree itās time to call it a night cos ur both pretty fucked (especially him) so he stands up which draws everyoneās attention and says āalright guys im gonna go take my missus homeā u donāt think he realises what heās said but u and everyone else are like š³š³ because umm hello ur boyfriend just called u his missus and ur kinda freaking out but kinda loving it
STOP OMFGGGGG PLEASE THATS SO CUTE
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