#that silver tie has be DOWN B A D

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

wilson's ties in every episode: 

Season 2 Episode 19: House vs. God

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this ep has one of the most prettiest tie sets in the whole show

i want the silver tie so badly for myself

like please

[cherie-doll]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DROP NEW KEEGAN HEADCANNONS !!! 🙏🙏

i decided to make a sfw hc alphabet js for keegan!! (the template i used is here.)

hope u like it <33

𓆩♡𓆪 Keegan SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Lots of casual affection and quiet acts of love. Placing a hand on your back while sharing an umbrella. Laying his head on your lap while on the couch. Anywhere you want to go, he’ll take you. Always has a hair tie (if you have long hair) and a jacket in case you get cold.

When you were dating he’d always walk you to your front door no matter what time of the day or night it was.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

As a friend, he’d be the type to constantly tease and bother you. Always finding a way to make you laugh and have a good time when you’re over. But he won’t hesitate to call you out on your mistakes or wrongdoings and will give guidance when you need it. (Sort of Mr. Knightley and Emma typa chemistry)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He likes cuddling when in bed. Nudging into the crook of your neck as he returns your ardor with equity.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

At some point, yes. He really does. Keegan isn’t very skilled at cooking other than the basics like eggs and the like. If you have the patience to teach him how to cook you’ll find he’s a fast learner. He is very good at keeping clean after you scolded him once for leaving his dirty clothes on the bathroom floor.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

You’d have to be on the last straw for him to end things. He’d be so desperately hoping there is at least a silver linen of hope between you two. You’re slipping through his fingers and he feels as if it were a mistake. But he values your happiness over his.

With eyes downcast, and heart ready to close he’d start preparing himself to move away from you. He’d tell you late at night, outside in the dark. His heart burns as he starts getting used to the faded feelings.

“I don’t think I’ll ever forget you”

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Keegan isn’t afraid of commitment and he’s not brash about it either. Once you got a some months of dating in, maybe even a year he started bring up marriage or living together. He doesn’t see himself not devoting his life to you after a time of dating.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He has his gentle moments where he cherishes the quintessence of you; you in your purest and crux form. He’ll restrain his ardent love to feel you with the tip of his fingers.

To have someone understand you and your mind is the hardest form of intimacy to perform and is never finalized. You have made a slave of him as he strives to discern you.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

In public, no. In private however, yes. He loves spooning you in bed and just coming up behind you at random times of the day to embrace you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Perhaps shortly after he realized it. He didn’t say it until you looked into his eyes, gazing deeply, beautifully and perhaps a bit strange. He read the same thought in them and the words only seemed to naturally flow.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s not the type to be all over you when there are other people around but he doesn’t like anyone touching you. There is no reason to doubt your loyalty to him as a partner yet he knows how little regard some people can have towards you.

He never looses you in a crowded place so he’ll notice right away when someone has malicious intentions towards you. If he observes that you are not left in peace after turning someone down he’ll silently appear next to you, slide in between you, shielding you and protecting you. And he won’t hesitate to throw hands if he has to.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Lots of soft neck kisses in the morning and at night. Sometimes they’re fluttering like a butterfly kiss but most of the time they’re deep and passionate. He lets his lips linger on your neck a little, in idyllic silence basking in the warmth of your body.

When you’re lying bare in bed, he likes it when you place delicate kisses on his shoulders. Despite his intense kisses he adores your silken touch.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Keegan doesn’t have a paternal impulse within him when he encounters children but he doesn’t hate them either. Perhaps will pat one on the head or will tell them a story if he has to entertain a group of kids.

He’s got more of that cool uncle vibe ngl.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Most mornings he has to leave you a lot sooner than he wishes. But if it’s a slow morning, he wants nothing else than to stay entangled within the sheets with you. Stares, sleepily as the golden haze from the sun enters through the window and casts an aura around you. He’ll ruffle your hair to awaken you, greeting you with softened eyes.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

It doesn’t matter what you want to do because he always falls asleep before you. He’s content if he could just hold or be held by you whilst reading, watching tv on the couch or in bed.

In a moment of tranquility, he yearns for you; his deadly desire. In the silvery-toned light of the moon, he wants nothing more than to be close to you and contented by your caress.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He’ll open up slowly, everything at its proper time.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Keegan has the patience to explain things if you’re naive. However, if you show stubbornness and obstinacy he can become annoyed rather quickly.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Most everything you tell him he retains. Even things you don’t remember telling him or haven’t told him. It’s startling almost, how much he picks up on you just off your mannerisms.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Being in the military, he has his slumps and despite his lack of fervor you make him feel better. You hadn’t stopped being passionate, shown resentment or stopped seeing him when he felt he had been neglectful of you or your needs. That’s how he knew you were the one.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Due to him being constantly exposed to cruel human nature, he’s reasonably protective of you. He’s not paranoid when you’re alone but sometimes he can’t shake off that tingling feeling that sharpens his senses and has his body on alert, attentive to his phone in case you call in need of protection.

To him, being protected means being loved. So long as he has you by his side he feels secure and set for life.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He is attentive to detail, never has been dismissive not even in the smallest subject. It doesn’t even have to be on your anniversary or a special date for you to open your front door and find a fresh bouquet of flowers awaiting next to a jewelry box.

Even in everyday things, he’s reminding you of things you said you needed to do or buy and so on.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

His devotion to you can sometimes border on the line of obsession. The thing is you wouldn’t notice. With his stealth and quiet personality it can be difficult to know what intentions lie behind those eyes.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s good looking and he knows it. It’s a good thing at least that he cares how he presents himself to others and he’s not overly self-absorbed either but he knows how he bagged you.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes. That man very much needs you in his life.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Whenever you’re doing laundry he’ll offer to do it himself, he does this so he can smell your clothes before throwing it into the laundry. Why? He’s got a little bit of a thing for smelling.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Keegan would not be able to deal with someone who is careless. That attitude demonstrates a lack of better sense and rationality of which cannot be compatible with his character.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

A heavy sleeper. It’s one of things you bicker over constantly. He tends to clutch whatever is within his grasp and it’s impossible to get out of his death grip. Other times he’ll drape a heavy arm or leg over you and you can forget about getting out of bed until he wakes up.

(to everyone else who has submitted an ask i see them and i am working on them!!)

[deityoftherain]

silver wounds - Nature Wives Fanfic

Rating: Teen

Relationship: F/F

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Status: Completed Oneshot

Word Count: 2,188

Summary: Shelby is injured, Katherine helps her, and they're gay- I don't know what else you expect from me at this point :p

This has a sequel called "silver sanctuary" if you would like to read it!

Full fanfic underneath the cut! Please reblog, leave kudos on the AO3 fic slash notes/likes here on Tumblr, comment either place, and etc if you enjoy the story :D

Danger. 

She was in danger.

Shelby was in danger!

Katherine swerved between the trees with great precision, well familiar with the forest’s layout from years of wandering the trails and hunting for the village. Her raven black hair was pinned back with butterfly clips to keep her bangs out of her eyes, but it had not been tied back with a hair tie. The locks streamed behind her as she ran, lifted by the wind.

Her heart beat loudly in her chest and her lungs heaved with the effort that came with her speed, but she couldn’t stop now. Not when Shelby’s life was on the line.

“Shelby!” Katherine called again, voice hoarse from her previous cries. She tried to quiet her breathing to hear better, but the effort was in vain. No response.

Katherine rubbed her eyes with the back of her fist, trying to get the tears that trailed down her face to cease. They were hindering her efforts by blurring her vision. She needed her eyes to perform better, to find them.

“Katherine?” a soft voice croaked, almost too quiet to hear. It was so small and faint that Katherine wasn’t sure if she had imagined it or not.

“Shelby?” She stopped jogging (her previous running had become too much to keep up) to hear the voice better, much to her body’s relief. Katherine placed a hand on her chest to help herself guide her lung’s breathing as she spun around frantically. “Shelby, is that you?”

“You shouldn’t be out here,” the same voice from before continued. Katherine was able to pinpoint where the voice’s owner was this time, the joy she felt quickly dissipating when she saw the state they were in. “It’s getting late. The monsters will start coming out.”

Shelby was curled up in a crevasse, hidden away from the sight line of the main trails. Her left shoulder appeared to be popped out of place, the exposed skin on her arms was badly bruised (Katherine suspected that elsewhere on their body looked the same), and sticky-looking scarlet red blood soaked the front of her shirt. Their right hand was pressed against what must be a wound on their stomach.

“What happened? What did they do to you?” Katherine almost didn’t dare to ask, knowing the answer wouldn’t be pleasant. She crouched down in front of her “friend” (they acted more like lovers than friends, but they hadn’t had that conversation yet) to better assess the damage and try to think of what needed to be done to help her.

“They wanted me to cry,” Shelby gave her a weak smile, tilting her chin up to meet Katherine’s gaze, “so I cried for them.”

Katherine’s chest tightened uncomfortably, knowing how valuable Shelby’s tears were. They cried pure, liquid silver and could do spells, one of those more sought after than the other. The silver sometimes had magical properties, which only made it more valuable and desired. The spells, on the other hand, couldn’t be taken by force. Even if they could be taken like that, they weren’t the most powerful spells in the world (Shelby called them weak), but Katherine thought they were rather impressive nonetheless.

Shelby had confided in Katherine, trusting her with her secret. They had been expecting her to keep their secret and to keep them safe… while she had done one of those correctly, Katherine hadn’t managed to live up to Shelby’s expectations or her own. Katherine hadn’t managed to protect her like she promised she would.

“Shelby, I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.” Katherine tried to blink away her own tears as she reached forward to gently brush Shelby’s dark brown curls out of their face to see them better. Shelby’s pale yellow eyes lacked their usual energy and awkward charm that Katherine adored so much. Instead, her eyes were puffy and bloodshot with liquid silver lines streaking her cheeks. 

“I came as soon as I learned what happened. I overheard these men, these awful men, saying the most horrible things,” Katherine averted her gaze, unable to look Shelby in the eye anymore, “and complaining about how you got away in such… such crude and degrading words, and… and I- I can’t imagine what they said to you if that’s how they act when you aren’t there. I’m sorry, Shelby, I- You don’t deserve that. I know I failed to protect you, but-”

“Katherine,” Shelby interrupted her in a soft yet firm tone, cupping Katherine’s face with her hand. Her hand was rough with mostly dried blood, but Katherine didn’t dare complain. Shelby tried to give her a smile when their eyes met again, but it was sad and hopeless. “Don’t beat yourself up over it. You did what you could and you protected me long enough. Without you  there, it would have happened earlier. It… it was bound to happen eventually. It was just a matter of time.”

“It shouldn’t have to be that way though!” Katherine protested, holding Shelby’s hand to her face. “People shouldn’t be this horrible. You’re amazing, Shelby! You don’t deserve this.”

“I am one of the Blessed. Silver tears are a part of my Gift. They were only making use of me, just as the gods intended.” Shelby’s disdain for the title forced upon her by the land’s gods was crystal clear, but there was little she could do about it. There was little Katherine could do about it either, despite how much she wished she could take away Shelby’s burdens. 

Those who were Blessed had certain responsibilities to perform, but the system was corrupt and cruel, so Shelby fled. The outside world wanted to exploit the gifted as well, but Shelby had wanted to take her chances.

“I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t, so I might as well see what it’s like outside of the gilded cage I was raised in.”

Katherine recalled what Shelby had told her during one of their many “sleepovers” in Katherine’s bedroom. They had told her that they didn’t stay in one place for very long out of fear of getting caught, but Katherine persuaded them to not leave this time… to stay with her…

What a foolish plea that had been.

What a selfish plea that had been!

Shelby was now paying the price for Katherine’s selfishness. Katherine should have been the one suffering, not Shelby. Shelby had done nothing wrong. She didn’t deserve it. How could such a fun, kind, beautiful, sweet, loving soul deserve such a harsh fate?

Katherine had found herself enamored with Shelby as soon as they opened their mouth. That affection only grew as their conversation went on. One hour turned into two, two hours turned into days, days turned into months… Every moment with Shelby was a moment Katherine cherished. Her initial infatuation blossomed into something more, only growing the more they talked and the more they learned about each other.

She had never been so happy until Shelby came into her life… and this is how she repaid her. Katherine tried to shove the feelings of self-hatred away, knowing that they weren’t doing anything to help her or to help Shelby. Shelby was her focus right now.

Katherine has already expressed her opinions about Shelby’s “Gift” and the view Shelby had about it, so she kept her mouth shut. Now wasn’t the time for that conversation, especially because it would only cause Shelby more suffering. They had enough to deal with already. “I’m going to relocate your shoulder then take a look at your stomach wound. Is that okay?” “Mhm,” Shelby hummed as they let their hand fall from Katherine’s face. She pressed the hand back against her stomach and squeezed her eyes shut in anticipation. “Please be quick.”

“I will,” Katherine promised, positioning herself to relocate Shelby’s left shoulder. She counted down from three in her head before forcing Shelby’s shoulder to pop back into place. 

Shelby winced from the pain, a small cry escaping her lips. Shelby’s cry turned into a weak, shuddering laugh and, before Katherine could apologize again, she breathed out a “Thank you.” Katherine wanted to dispute that appreciation, knowing she didn’t deserve it, but she bit her tongue. She unclipped the buckles of Shelby’s overalls and gently lifted Shelby’s shirt to see the wound on her stomach. It wasn’t actively bleeding, but it didn’t look pretty. It was probably a few days old, at least.

“It was my punishment for not behaving,” Shelby explained bitterly before Katherine could ask, voice cracking in agony. “‘Come on, pretty lady. I know you have more tears than that left in you.’ It was hard to escape with it.” “You’re so brave,” Katherine praised, redirecting the conversation off of the men’s crimes against her. The fact that Shelby had been subjected to so much abuse and still managed to escape was admirable. “I’m proud of you. You are really tough for making it all the way out here on your own.”

“I needed to find my way back to you,” the words were said so genuinely that they made Katherine’s heart flutter, “but it seems you have found me first.”

“I couldn’t bear it if I lost you.” Katherine pressed her forehead against Shelby’s, closing her eyes. The position was somewhat uncomfortable for she was almost straddling Shelby. Her knees were planted on opposite sides of her legs and her hands were by Shelby’s torso to make sure she didn’t fall forward into her. Still, even with the mild discomfort, she didn’t move.

“I… I love you, Shelby,” Katherine admitted earnestly. “Wherever you want to go, I will go with you. I will stay by your side for however long you’ll have me. We can travel the world together! We could see so many things and go on those adventures we talked about. We won’t stay anywhere long enough for people to figure out that you��re Blessed, but we’ll have each other. I didn’t want you to leave because that means you’ll leave me, but if you allow me to go with you…” Shelby didn’t speak for several moments, even as Katherine trailed off her rambling, but Katherine didn’t expect her to respond right away. She had given them a lot to process to the point it was almost too much with how much their head must be pounding.

Katherine almost pulled away, thinking that she may have crossed a line when Shelby’s soft lips met hers. It wasn’t a very deep or passionate kiss, but that didn’t matter to Katherine. The almost fragile affection was addicting, only working as confirmation of what Katherine already knew.

I will protect her and love her until my final breath.

They stared at each other once the kiss ended, the ends of Shelby’s lips twitching up. That slightly awkward charm Shelby tended to carry with her (that Katherine loved) had returned, flushing Shelby’s cheeks a rosy pink. “I love you too, Katherine.” 

They had told each other “I love you” before, but the weight behind the words was more significant, especially when paired with the promise of leaving the village together. The words weren’t simply affections exchanged between ordinary friends; they were words exchanged between two souls who refused to exist without each other.

The pure bliss Katherine experienced swelling within her at those words was not easily contained, but she tried her best to do so. Shelby needed medical attention and they needed to plan their next move. Gushing over how wonderful Katherine thought Shelby was would have to come later.

“Let’s get you taken care of and we’ll figure out what to do from there.” Katherine rebuckled Shelby’s overalls before rising to her full height. She stretched her limbs in preparation as she shifted her position. When Katherine crouched down again, she tucked her arm under Shelby’s knees and used the other to support their back.

Shelby wrapped their arms around Katherine’s neck for stability once she lifted them. She buried her face against Katherine’s chest, practically clinging against her. “I thought I would never see you again. That’s what scared me the most… I wanted to, at least, say ‘goodbye.’” Katherine’s heart shattered like glass at Shelby’s confession, but she did her best to piece her heart back together. She pressed a kiss against Shelby’s forehead as she walked them back towards the village. “I told you, I’m not going anywhere. I’ll stay with you as long as you’ll have me… as long as you want me.”

“I’ll always want you, Katherine,” Shelby answered easily with no hesitation in her tone. When Katherine looked down at them again, their pale yellow eyes were shining more than they had been when she had found them. “I can’t wait to explore the world with you. There are so many places I know you will love.” Katherine couldn’t hold back a wide grin, her imagination swiftly becoming well acquaintanced with the idea. She wanted the future together they were describing more than she thought was possible before, so she couldn’t find a speck of hesitation weighing on her either. “I’m looking forward to it.”

[steveezekiel]

HEAVENLY SECRET

18 HE URGED THEM TO ASK THE GOD OF HEAVEN TO SHOW THEM HIS MERCY BY TELLING THEM THE SECRET, so they would not be executed along with the other wise men of Babylon. 19 That night the secret was revealed to Daniel in a vision. Then Daniel praised the God of heaven." Daniel 2:18 (NLT)

Daniel and his colleagues sought God's face in prayer that the King's dream and the interpretation be made known to them.

God granted their requests. He revealed the secret to Daniel in a night vision.

God did it because of their relationship with Him. What gives you credibility, a listening hear, before God is, the strength of your relationship and fellowship with Him.

God will not allow you to go down,be destroyed, with the unbelievers—if your relationship with Him is sound.

What cannot be known by any person was revealed to Daniel because of intimacy: "Daniel replied, “There are no wise men, enchanters, magicians, or fortune-tellers who can reveal the king’s secret" (Daniel 2:27 NLT).

God and you

In Christian living you must not allow sentiment. Know that Christianity is about walking with God, and it is a personal relationship with Him.

Until your services to God become or turned a personal commitment, you cannot experience the deep things of God.

Whatever you are doing in God's vineyard should be personalized, it should be an agreement between you and God. It should be what you are doing because you love God, not because you wanted to please your leader—pastor or whoever: 16 YET PREACHING THE GOOD NEWS IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN BOAST ABOUT. I AM COMPELLED BY GOD TO DO IT. HOW TERRIBLE FOR ME IF I DIDN'T PREACH THE GOOD NEWS! 17 If I were doing this on my own initiative, I would deserve payment. BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE, FOR GOD HAS GIVEN ME THIS SACRED TRUST" (1 Corinthians 9:16–17 NLT).

It should be what you do whether you like to do it or not. It should be a responsibility that you are convinced that should be done.

That night the secret was revealed to Daniel

When you know God intimately, you will have an access to secret of the Kingdom.

Why did God reveal the secret to Daniel and his colleagues: a. They have been loyal to Him—God. b. They have been living a consecrated life, denied themselves, and refused to be defiled—they have been chaste. c. There had been a communion, or fellowship, and a tie, between them and God. d. They had been living according to God's commands (James 1:22-25). e. They have set themselves apart through fasting and prayer (Acts 14:23). f. They have separated themselves from sin, they did NOT get involved in idolatry.

For you to have God's listening hear and be a vessel of honour in His hand, you have to keep yourself from Sin: 19 NEVERTHELESS THE SOLID FOUNDATION OF GOD STANDS, having this seal: “The Lord knows those who are His,” AND, “LET EVERYONE WHO NAMES THE NAME OF CHRIST DEPART FROM INIQUITY.” 20 But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and silver, but also of wood and clay, SOME FOR HONOUR AND SOME FOR DISHONOUR. 21 THEREFORE IF ANYONE CLEANSES HIMSELF FROM THE LATTER, HE WILL BE A VESSEL FOR HONOUR, SANCTIFIED AND USEFUL FOR THE MASTER, PREPARED FOR EVERY GOOD WORK" (2 Timothy 2:19-21 NKJV).

God relates with us in different ways; how you relate with Him as an individual determines the depth of you in the understanding of Him and fellowshipping with Him.

God will not exceed, go beyond, the chance or place you give to Him in your life.

God is not partial His dealings with all His children, it is only that God has those who are more intimate with Him than others, such are known as friends and confidants of Him: "AND THE LORD SAID, “SHALL I HIDE FROM ABRAHAM WHAT I AM DOING" (Genesis 18:17 NKJV). NOTE: Isaiah 41:8; James 2:23

You also can become God's friend or confidant; you move up, go beyond the level of being in the crowd—general children of God.

You can make yourself special through: obedience, self denial which is also known as consecration and unwavering commitment, and the choice to honour God in your life always and in all your affairs (Hebrews 11:17).

You will not fail in Jesus' name.

Should there be any ailment in your body, I declare your healing now in the mighty name of Jesus Christ.

Hold of sicknesses is completely broken and destroyed in the mighty name of Jesus Christ. Peace!

STEPS TO SALVATION

Take notice of this: IF you are yet to take the step of salvation, that is, yet to be born-again, do it now, tomorrow might be too late (2 Corinthians 6:1,2; Hebrews 3:7,8,15). a. Acknowledge that you are a sinner and confess your Sins (1 John 1:9); And ask Jesus Christ to come into your life (Revelation 3:20). b. Confess that you believe in your heart that Jesus Christ is Lord, and that you confess it with your mouth, Thus, you accept Him As your Lord and Saviour (Romans 10:9,10). c. Ask that He will write your name in the Book of Life (Philippians 4:3; Revelation 3:8).

If you took the steps As highlighted above, It means you are saved—born-again. Join a Word based church in your area and Town or city, and be part of whatever they are doing there. Peace!

[terrence-silver]

So, you had me howling at the idea of PretendVirgin!Terry in his thrift store couture, making himself out to be the world's most sexually attractive monk. Here's what I want to know: how would he play it out in the end, when he inevitably 'loses it' to Beloved? Would he take the act all the way, playing the part of the nervous, blushing innocent, pretending to fumble around and have no idea what he was doing, even going so far as to have Beloved take the lead and show him what to do? Or, alternatively, would he drop the act at the last second and ravish Beloved, chalking it up to him some legitimate-sounding nonsense about flow state and him being just that in-tune with his body from living in such an abstinent way? Just wanted to hear your expanded thoughts. 🤣 Simply too amusing.

Ravish beloved? How would he justify it? It's the chakras getting unplugged!

Dirty jokes aside, I think Terry would play this out for as long as the situation allows him to because a) It is fun b) a great social experiment c) he gets to see exactly who beloved is when the power levels are artificially flipped d) it is hot.

It is hot to mess with people. It is hot to pretend. It is hot to get away with bloody murder. And yes, it is hot to act the innocent goodie-two-shoes and the role of the noble, abstinent warrior-monk in the making when that is pretty much the last thing Terry Silver is and he knows it --- maybe that's why it is so damn amusing to him too. Anything that is mischievous, nasty, lurid and schemey is right up his alley and I think he'd actually enjoy and get a major kick out of pretending he's fumbling around, ashamed of his partner's nudity, his own nudity (in spite of being with ease with bodies in the context of martial arts), intimacy in general, the function of human organs or even what to do with them. He's just a shy, humble, hard done by Sensei downtown who lives in a semi-renovated, neglected dojo that has seen better days and who has dedicated years of his life to training...and not much else. Might even act the absolute saint by saying he never wanted to tie anyone to himself in any sense because he hasn't had his ''life financially together enough'' to deserve that yet if this a Terry Silver pretending to be poor and you might be there wondering --- wow, what a self-sacrificial martyr this dude is? He wont even have casual, no strings attached sex because his business is still taking off and he doesn't want to impose on potential on conquests? It is just too unfair, Terry says. People deserve better. He can't offer anyone anything. He isn't putting himself down. He is just honest. So he claims. A man must know himself.

What the heck, you might think!?

Handsome, abnormally kind, ridiculously considerate, a talented fighter, a returning veteran and he's sexually obstinate by choice? If he didn't exist, one would have to quite literally invent him. And that's because he is absolutely invented and a figment of Terry's own imagination who utilizes every bit of willpower not to chortle out loud every time he makes himself deliberately blush because he spotted a patch of your skin. Maybe a bare shoulder. Does he want drop the act and go in for the plunge and actually take beloved prematurely? Oh, sure. His whole entirely being craves it and it takes a magnitude of control for him not to. But the endgame of every ploy is only as rewarding as the process that led up to it.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Fate Fanservant: Bruce Cipher, the Master with a Mystical Worldview

Alright! It’s time! This! Is my BIG! FUCKING THING! (/ref, /pos)

Content warning for the song “Abnormality Dancing Girl,” repetition, anger caps, unreality, and mentions of blood under the cut.

Ascension Stages

Stage 1: A young, unassuming AFAB person, aside from the eyes with +-shaped pupils and cyan sclera. They have rosy skin and a dirty blonde bob cut, and are wearing black pants and a blue long-sleeved shirt with black stripes. They looks unsure of themself.

Stage 2: Bruce’s teeth have turned sharp and silver, and the Foreigner has sprouted three tails, each ending with a heart of a different color (cyan, lavender, and magenta). Bruce now wears a dark blue dress shirt with a black tie, a long blue trench coat with silver streaks, black gloves, and black knee-high boots with heels. Bruce is beaming with pride.

Stage 3: Bruce’s skin has turned light blue and their hair purple. The hair now flares out further and curls inward. Bruce’s gloves have turned into black goop crawling up the Foreigner’s arms. Bruce now wears a blue leotard with dark blue fishnet tights and a giant dark grey feather boa. The Foreigner looks down on the viewer sternly.

Final Ascension: Bruce is propped up on one knee, holding themself up with a giant pair of scissors (not the ones you’re probably thinking of, though). The Foreigner looks exhausted and enraged, with blood dripping down the right side of their face (the viewer’s left-hand side). Their character art is split in two, with the left-hand side using their second ascension design and the right-hand side using the design from Stage 3.

Theme

Traits

Class: Foreigner

Alternate Classes: Caster, Avenger, Berserker

Region: North America

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Attribute: Earth

Voice actor: Yamashita Daiki

Deck: QAABB

Parameters

Strength: E++

Endurance: [TBD]

Agility: D++

Mana: A+

Luck: B+++

Noble Phantasm: D++

Passive Skills

Identity Derived From Empowerment (Rankless):

I don’t have a fancy in-universe explanation for this one. I just wanted to make Bruce’s genderfluidity a gameplay mechanic.

(FGO Effect):

Change Gender trait at the beginning of each turn after the first, based on the following criteria:

Male: number of buffs greater than number of debuffs

Female: number of debuffs greater than number of buffs

Genderless (default for first turn and outside of battle): number of buffs equal to number of debuffs

Existence Outside the Domain D+:

Due to the nature of the Mystic Eyes of Story Perception, Bruce essentially lives with another layer of reality affecting their vision. As the Mystic Eyes are inherent to Bruce’s Spirit Origin, they would still have Foreigner traits, including this skill, if summoned in another class. However, being put in the class has boosted this skill’s rank from D to D+.

(FGO Effect):

Gain 2 critical stars every turn.

Increase own debuff resistance by 5%.

Active Skills

Mystic Eyes of Story Perception EX:

A trait that allows one to see “the universe’s plans for a narrative.” If the current course of events is projected down a path that can be considered a “story,” Bruce can see how that story is expected to play out, as well as vital information about the “characters” therein. This allows Bruce to discern most Servants’ True Names, Active Skills, and major Noble Phantasms.

(FGO Effect):

Chance to inflict Skill Seal for two turns.

Chance to inflict Noble Phantasm Seal for two turns.

Supporting Curse (Faust) A+:

Bruce’s experience as a parallel Master of Chaldea is intrinsically tied to the Heroic Spirit Mephistopheles, who was by their side throughout the entire ordeal. This has severely affected Bruce’s manifestation as a Servant, although the Foreigner wouldn’t have it any other way. Tails, fighting with scissors… and as for this skill in particular, it is a manifestation of one of Mephisto’s own skills, albeit diluted. With this skill, Bruce essentially channels Mephistopheles’ Impotent Rage skill.

(FGO Effect):

Decrease attack for one enemy for two turns.

Decrease defense for one enemy for two turns.

[Third Active Skill (Rank)]:

I haven’t been able to come up with anything yet, lol.

Noble Phantasm

Fetta Finale - Final Slice

Rank: D++

Maximum Targets: 1

Range: [TBD]

Classification: Anti-Unit (Evil)

Type: Buster

A simple Noble Phantasm. Bruce’s scissors grow to seven feet long, and the Foreigner sticks them through their opponent, opening the scissors to tear up the enemy's body and maximize damage. The similarity between Fetta Finale and Mephistopheles’ normal attacks allows Bruce to imbue the scissors with curse-based magic.

“You think the name is cool, right? …Right???”

(FGO Effect):

Inflict special damage to one “Evil” enemy.

Chance to inflict Death to one “Human” enemy.

Inflict Curse on one enemy for five turns.

Voice Lines

Summoned: “Behold! The demonic Foreigner of the Mystic Eyes is here! True Name, Bruce Ci-what?! Why do I look like this?! I was supposed to look cool!!”

Level Up: [TBD]

1st Ascension: “Ahhh, that’s much better. This isn’t quite how I looked when I was alive, but I like it.”

2nd Ascension: [TBD]

3rd Ascension: “Kuhahahaha! Now this is a Foreigner! Oh, I’m so happy!”

4th Ascension: “Master… if there is one thing I can ask of you… please, promise me that you won’t give up on this version of history.”

Fight Start 1: “Ahahahahaha!!!”

Fight Start 2: “Let’s do this thing, Mephisto! …uh, sorry. Force of habit.

Skill 1: “Kuhehehahaha!!”

Skill 2: “This is as far as you go.”

Command Card Select 1: “Keh!”

Command Card Select 2: “Live it to me!”

Command Card Select 3: “Kuhahahahahaaa!!”

Command Card Select 4: “Certainly!”

Noble Phantasm Select: [TBD]

Attack 1: “Feast your eyes upon this!”

Attack 2: [TBD]

Attack 3: [TBD]

Extra Attack 1: “Ehehehe… Ahahahahaaaa!!!”

Extra Attack 2: “Show me what you’ve got!”

Noble Phantasm 1: “Eyes, sides, knees, spine… Oh, who am I kidding? Fetta… Finale!!”

Noble Phantasm 2: “Don’t move! I’ll deliver justice with my own hands! Fetta… Finale!!”

Damage from Noble Phantasm: [TBD]

Regular Damage: “Hrnng…”

Defeated 1: “I’m so… tired…”

Defeated 2: “You’ll defeat ‘em! I swear! I swear it into being!”

Victory: “Hoo-whee! I need a nap.”

"My Room" Dialogue

Bond Level 1: “Of course I’m evil!! Say my name! ‘Bruce Cipher…’ What kind of goody two-shoes has a name like that!?”

Bond Level 2: [TBD]

Bond Level 3: [TBD]

Bond Level 4: [TBD]

Bond Level 5: [TBD]

Bond Level 10: [TBD]

Dialogue 1: [TBD]

Dialogue 2: [TBD]

Dialogue 3: [TBD]

Dialogue 4: [TBD]

Dialogue 5 (if you have Mephistopheles [Caster]): “You… you’re here! You’re finally here! Oh, how long I've been waiting… to see you again, my love…”

Dialogue 6 (if you have Mephistopheles [Assassin]): “You… you finally got a swimsuit?! …You look lovely… Oh! But please don’t take that to mean I dislike you the way you normally are!!”

Dialogue 7 (if you have Mephistopheles [Pretender], stage 1-2): “You… WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU!?”

Dialogue 8 (if you have Mephistopheles [Pretender], stage 3): “You… you’re okay? Ahahahaha, you’re okay! Don’t ever do anything like that again, okay, hun?”

Dialogue 9 (if you have Snow Queen): “What…? You became this way… to save someone you lost? Heheheh, I see… Perhaps that is simply how I’m supposed to be…”

Dialogue 11 (if you have Oberon and have cleared Lostbelt 6): [TBD]

Dialogue 12 (if you have Kama [Assassin], Kama [Avenger], Sessyoin Kiara [Moon Cancer], or Sessyoin Kiara [Alter Ego]): [TBD]

Dialogue 13 (if you have Ashiya Douman): “You are not a clown. You’re not capable of being a clown. I do not understand… why everyone insists to me that you’re a clown! We already had! A perfectly good clown! But no! NO!! No one was satisfied! I! Understand the clown more than ANYONE! And you! Are NOT!! A CLOWN!!”

Likes: "What I like, hmmmmm... Four words: body. Horror. Power fantasies! Extra eyes, limbs, claws bigger than your head! And tentacles, tentacles especially! ...It makes me glad I was summoned as a Foreigner over anything else, haha!"

Dislikes: “What do I hate? Hmmmmmm… washing dishes. You ever touched wet food before, Master? I’m sure everyone has… It is the worst sensory experience in the world. If it weren’t for the environmental damage, I’d use disposable plates whenever I could!”

About the Holy Grail: “Yeah, yeah? The Holy Grail? I dunno, I’m pretty averse to wish stories… King Midas and stuff like that. But I did use it once when I was alive! …Eh? You wanna know what for? Alright, I’ll tell you. The Mystic Eyes sometimes show me… horrible things. I saw all of my Chaldea shoved inside a suitcase and… I couldn’t bear to see that happen to my beloved. So I used the Holy Grail for my one wish: to protect Mephistopheles from the events of our ‘story!!’”

During an Event: “Oh, yeah? Hey, Master. The Mystic Eyes' a're telling me that something important’s going down. …okay, yeah, I lied. It’s just my intuition. Regardless, you should go check that shit out.”

Birthday: “Happy birthday, Master! …I tried to make you a drawing, but it probably isn’t very good… do you wanna see?”

Profile

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A Master from “another” Chaldea. Boasting incredible magical prowess and the Mystic Eyes of Story Perception, this Foreigner’s power is derived not from any extradimensional entity, but from their ability to view “the path of the world.”

Bond Level 1:

Height/Weight: 165cm • 71 kg

Source: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

Region: North America

Alignment: Chaotic • Balanced

Gender: Fluid, chaos

They insist that they are an evil demon who wants to destroy everything, but they care about humanity just as much as their Master. Just roll with it.

Bond Level 2:

This alternate being who took on the title of “Humanity’s Last Master” was closest of all with the Caster Mephistopheles. The two of them worked together throughout each Singularity, minute or catastrophic.

Two demons, one who saw the worst in themself, and one who pulled them through even the toughest of times.

“This pedestal… this beautiful pedestal built from love… its height is infinite.”

Bond Level 3:

Mystic Eyes of Story Perception: EX

A supernatural gift that lets Bruce see “the framework of the world’s current story.” If their current situation seems to be heading down the path of an interesting tale, they can foresee the expected chain of events with incredible accuracy. This also allows them to analyze the story’s “characters.” Since their current objective is fighting alongside their Master, the Foreigner can use this skill to determine hidden information about other Servants, such as their True Names and the effects of their Noble Phantasms. The only way for a “character” to be immune to the Mystic Eyes would be by possessing a skill such as Presence Concealment at a higher rank, but since multiple factors have boosted the Eyes’ rank to EX, this is effectively impossible.

It should be noted, however, that sufficiently derailing the “story” will cause the Mystic Eyes to stop working.

Bond Level 4:

[TBD]

Bond Level 5:

[TBD]

Extra (Clear Interlude “[Name TBD]”):

[TBD]

[ivysmidnightramblings13]

Deathstroke/Slade Wilson NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Deathstroke/Slade Wilson from DC

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw, all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, so might be ooc (especially since we're going to ignore some of the questionable choices from certain sources), and read with caution. This is just for fun!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It kinda depends, he might be super nurturing and hold you until you fall asleep, brushing hair off your forehead, kissing the top of your head, but he'll probably wait until you fall asleep and then wander off to do something else like clean his guns or kitana. Depends how he's feeling or how bad his day was.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

You would think he's an ass and tits man, but honestly he loves your legs, especially if you're particularly active and toned. Slender and soft, he doesn't care, they're just easy to hold onto and caress in the moment.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't mind getting dirty or making a mess he's constantly covered in blood, sure it may not be the right thing on merc assignments, and it's a chore to clean up, but you look so good covered in his seed. Stay there looking pretty while he eats you out or watches it pour out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would love to tie you up, knock you up, have you at his beck and call whenever wherever. He wants to parade you around, show you off...use you as a distraction on missions, so he can get in close for the kill...fuck you in the blood of his victims. Nothing too fancy. Just reminding you and everyone else who you belong to...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's like a god in bed, he knows exactly what he's doing, what to do and when, and how to make you into an absolute mess. He's got a body count, in more way than one, and he'd be dammed if he didn't make you feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or Doggy, he's a simple man. He wants to hold you down, pin you down, hold your hips or wrists, grab your throat or hair. You're completely in his hold. Completely at his will, and he loves it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious and dirty...but sometimes a little part of him will crack a joke or be super sweet, but it's so so small you probably won't catch it before he does.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's definitely a Silver Fox. He cares about his appearance and will do the most to look clean and well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends how much he likes you, how obsessed he is with you. If he's head-over-heels for you you'll be marked all over with kisses and marks (small bruises, nothing to hard that it causes permanent damage), whispered sweet nothings to, told how good you're doing. He's very touchy and affectionate in the moment while still being rough.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't, it's a waste of time when he can get the real thing whenever. It keeps his resolve stronger, if he feels the need to he'll just work out instead.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a major size kink, as in He must be the bigger and taller one in the relationship or interaction. It gives him a sense of power and pleasure knowing he can do whatever he wants. Add on a bondage kink or some kind of sensory play/deprivation kink. You're his...be a brat and he'll tame you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed, specifically his bed, he loves that it smells like the two of you afterwards. Otherwise his desk or the walls of his weapons cache, but only if he likes you and trusts you enough.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He's really a simple man, if he thinks you're pretty and attractive that's enough. But be a brat or sarcastic with him, challenge him a bit, but not too much. He likes the thrill of getting you to break, and soft banter.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't leave permanent scars on you, or do irreversible damage to you. Nothing sharp or hot is touching you. Everything is done just light enough that he won't actually hurt you or scar you. He couldn't imagine looking at any serious marks or damage, knowing that he caused them.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He could go either way. Watching you give, the way you look and sound, gagging and spitting, you look so perfect, so vulnerable and sexy. But God does he love giving you all he has and watching you unravel at his touch. Nothing can match that feeling of completely having you at his mercy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hard, rough, and fast, unless he's particularly fond of you, then he'll take his time to make you crack and beg....you're gonna want to start working out or at least stretching. He's sensual and rough.

"It's called love-making, sweetheart,"

Get comfortable. You aren't going anywhere in the morning.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sometimes that's all there's time for, and God does he make do with that time. He loves making you pant, keeping you quiet and a secret, unless he can't hold back. He'll leave you wanting more and confused as he rushes off. He almost enjoys quickies more...almost...

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ABSOLUTELY! This man is all about teasing you and riling you up, anything to get you flustered, blushing, or wanting to die of embarrassment he'll do just to mess with you he does actually like you though. He'll fuck you anywhere anytime, in front of anyone, had a fantasy or dream? Yeah he's making it real

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Unlimited? He's a super soldier, and he'll go as many rounds as you can handle, he's not going to waste any time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Absolutely not, what can they do that he can't do to you but better?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

God, he's an asshole. He'll tease you, be snarky and cocky. He loves getting you riled up or blushing, using his size and strength against you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's mostly a groaner if anything, otherwise he's teasing or praising you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

"Yeah, you like that?" "No, you can take it,"

One time, he nearly got shot and killed during a mission because he got...distracted thinking about you. About being with you. It was a moment of weakness he will never ever share. You're a weakness...he keeps you as secret as he can, but god does he love showing you off. It's a struggle. He's selfish.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average dick, it's big and long and boy does he know it. Take some deep breaths and relax cause he won't slow down.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. This man is horny as fuck 24/7, he's a menace.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has so much stamina and energy, he's not falling asleep anytime soon...but you might look so sweet blissed out or sleepy that he can't help but curl up next to you, arm around you hand behind his head.

[words-are-trivial]

NSFT alphabet - John Silver

🔞🔞 DNI IF UNDER 18 🔞🔞

(Requested by anon)

   • A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

       ◦ If he has energy left, he loves cuddling and tending to his partner after sex. He soothes, kisses and does errands for them, especially admiring their body after. Often he’ll want to be close in any way he can, whether leaning in or laying close to them.

   • B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

       ◦ He loves the neck and hips of his lover. To him, hips are a place to grab or pull them closer, and his favourite place to kiss second being right at the base of the neck above the collarbone. Silver also thoroughly enjoys using those areas to tease, weather it be squeezing his lovers hips or rubbing/licking their neck until they melt. Silver’s favourite body part on his own body are his hands and chest. Although he loves the versatility of his mechanical arm, he also puts a lot of value into how sensitive and warm his hands can be. His chest is prime real estate for his partner to rest their head on and he knows it.

   • C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

       ◦ Though he enjoys the feeling of cumming inside someone, he loves “marking” his lover with his cum, and he will not hesitate to lick it off after.

   • D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

       ◦ He’s definitely into watersports and desperation but wouldn’t ask about it, doesn’t stop him from getting a kick out of needing to relieve himself and not being able to.

   • E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

       ◦ He’s had many lovers as any pirate Captain would, he knows how to be romantic and pleasure his partner. Most of his sexual encounters are one night stands or short term love, so while he’s experienced at giving, receiving is a whole other thing. He hasn’t bottomed or subbed a lot, so he’s a hot mess when he does.

   • F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

       ◦ Definitely positions where he can see his lover’s response, whether it be against a wall, riding or missionary, but his favourite is against the wall, it lets him hold his lover up while he goes to down on them.

   • G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

       ◦ As passionate as he is, he can’t deny his partner a good giggle especially during foreplay or aftercare. He’ll tickle them right in the middle of a moan or a kiss, he’ll also tell some dirty jokes while he’s cuddled naked with them after. No matter what he loves the sound of his partners laugh.

   • H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

       ◦ Silver is a bear in the animal-like-alien-species sense but also absolutely in regards to body hair. I can’t help but think he’s got short fuzz all over his body with it being longer on his chest, crotch, shoulder and thighs. He loves how hairy he is and often forgoes shaving if he can.

   • I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

       ◦ Intimacy and passion is his main goal during sex, he wants his lover to feel so loved and feel so good they forget their name. No matter what he’ll find a way to kiss, grope or feel his partner and if he can’t, he’ll tell them how good they feel/look.

   • J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

       ◦ Unless he’s got the time, he’d rather rub himself through his pants and then pull his cock out to finish, he enjoys the urgency of it. Given the opportunity though, he takes loving himself to the next level. A longer jerk off session will include full naked masturbation, anal fingering and probably an aphrodisiac he stored for that occasion.

   • K = Kink (One or more of their kinks

       ◦ Bondage for sure. He knows A LOT of ways to tie a knot and some are specially designed to contort his lover how he wants. He can be rough, soft, romantic or sadistic and he still will love it 10 times more if he can tie someone up.

   • L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

       ◦ Aside from the usual bed or chair at his desk, he’ll love a good fuck in a bathroom or inn knowing anyone could walk in on them, again he enjoys the urgency of it and he almost feels like he’s showing off what he’s willing to do for them and how at that moment, they belong to him.

   • M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

       ◦ Nothing gets him hornier than when a sword-fight turns into sexual tension, in fact any squabble that becomes suggestive will drive him wild with lust.        ◦ He LOVES when his partner wears tight pants or is sweaty/wet and their clothes become translucent.

   • N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs

       ◦ Pretty much any scat, injuries, noncon, abusive dynamics etc. He can do light BDSM but he can’t go too far where it mirrors an actual abusive situation.

   • O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

       ◦ Absolutely a king at oral, will go to town on you so well youll put scratch marks on his shoulders. Recieving he’s patient but say the word and he’ll use your mouth however he wants.

   • P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

       ◦ Silver likes catching his lover off guard after a slow purposeful foreplay with some heavier teasing, he’ll also pick up the pace once he gets closer and more desperate but otherwise he maintains a medium pace throughout.

   • Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

       ◦ Proper sex is a special occasion (that he puts a TON of effort into) when he’s not busy plundering, bartering or cooking. Otherwise a quickie is a good way to relieve some stress and boy does he have a lot of it

   • R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

       ◦ Silver definitely is open to experimenting or trying new things, as long as he knows exactly how it’s done. The only thing is that his partner will probably have to bring it up to him first. Good thing he’s a fast learner.

   • S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

       ◦ He doesn’t last as long as he used to, but he can go for a second round and last long enough for his partner, regardless he’ll

     • T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

       ◦ I’m sure he has a secret attachment for his arm, perhaps a paddle or a collar, but otherwise he relies on his body for pleasure.

   • U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

       ◦ He’s a natural tease, he loves to make his partner beg for it just so he can show them how well he can make them feel, the look on their face as they become more and more desperate

   • V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

       ◦ Given where and how he has sex, silence is something he can easily achieve. Aside from his dirty talk and praise, he usually expresses pleasure through grunts, hums and sighs, he especially wouldn’t want to drown out the wonderful sounds his lover would make.

   • W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

       ◦ His species can orgasm multiple times and go several rounds if they want, they even have a specific season where they’re especially susceptible to arousal similar to going into a heat/rut. This is also completely self indulgent LMAO

   • X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

       ◦ Silver is PACKING, he’s a grower and while soft it already looks impressive. And like I said, he forgoes shaving most of the time so he’s got a defined hair trail down to his cock.

   • Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

       ◦ As much experience as he’s had, in his later years he’s definitely not as sexually active. Still though, he can’t resist a good romp every now and then.

   • Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

       ◦ Depending on the intensity he might just fall asleep right after, otherwise he tries to stay up for cuddle time.

[call-me-aesthetic]

If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School

WARNING: There are some slight sensitive topics that are featured in here! Reader discretion is advised!

Part 2 can be found here

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts:

- That one preppy girl who takes all honors and AP classes 😑

- Wants everyone to know that he’s becoming a doctor one day for his strict parents or he’ll dishonor the family

- Reminds the teacher about homework, knowing well that he’ll get slander for it

- Complains about how he got a 90 on his test or a B on his report card, a try hard much?

- Wears a cardigan with thicc but cute glasses since he’s one of those people with can’t see shit on the board so he has to move to the front of the class

Ace Trappola:

- The SoundCloud rapper, that’s it

- “Wanna listen to my mixtape? It’s pretty fire, my guy.” 😩🔥

- You will not miss him BLASTING out some song on his Bluetooth speaker, that shit be echoing through the hallways

- Tells you to stop what you’re doing only for him to either sing horribly or do a backflip, thinking that he’s so cool

- Wears a Supreme jacket with AirPods and waves on his head

Deuce Spade:

- Assuming that he’s still a delinquent, he’s that kid with the most fucked up school record

- Not much of a bully but will still talk shit to your face without caring, might even throw stuff at you during a lesson and you would be the one getting in trouble instead of him 🗿

- If he ever gets mad, it would be overdramatic like kicking the desks, punching the lockers, or walking out of the classroom unannounced and everyone would look at each other wondering wtf happened

- Covers the entire desks with drawings of skulls and those “s” if you know what I mean

- Wears Champion hoodies, wants you to know that he’s broke and rich at the same time

Trey Clover:

- The guy that’s not really popular but everyone knows him since he’s in all their classes

- Most people might have a crush on him because he’s REALLY nice 😳👉👈

- Gives off “older brother” vibes based on the way he looks and acts, like offering you a ride home if you beg ask nicely

- Secretly bakes creme brulee but doesn’t want to mess with the flow so he sticks to the status quo

- Wears the school’s hoodie just because he thinks it looks good on him, and the fact that he doesn’t know what else to wear

Cater Diamond:

- Hot Cheetos girl 🥵

- Has a whole buffet of food in his backpack and will not hesitate to eat them during a lesson, no sharing either sorry

- Excuses himself to the bathroom or full on skips class just to film a Tiktok

- Has about 100 followers on Instagram Magicam and brags about how he’s famous

- Wears a Thrasher hoodie with large hoop earrings and his hair in a bun

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar:

- The kid who flunked their freshman year that also sort of vibes with new classmates

- Always gets mistaken as a teacher by people since he looks and sounds old

- Knows the lessons but still fails them anyways, didn’t really give a damn either 🙄

- Captain of every sports club you can think of, never actually plays but has a lot of knowledge on them

- Wears the school’s letterman from years ago since it used to be his brother’s and that he’s too lazy to buy a new one

Ruggie Bucchi:

- That one kid who NEVER has money for the book fair or any other school event

- Always has to ask his classmates for some cash

- If he somehow does, then he’s one of those kids who buys Diary of the Wimpy Kid or the World Record books

- If he’s feeling cheap, he’ll buy the “cool stuff” like the chocolate scented calculator or fruit snacks 😭

- Wears oversized hoodies and basketball shorts that are clearly hand-me-downs

Jack Howl:

- That one athletic kid who’s both scary good and competitive when it comes to school games like football or soccer

- Literally the best player on his team and without him, they’re trash as hell 💀

- Tries his absolute best to support his teammates without yelling at them for how dumb they are

- “KICK THE FUCKING BALL! DO YOUR LEGS EVEN WORK?!”

- Wears the school’s jersey just to show off his “school spirit”

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto:

- The kid who sell snacks for “charity” but everyone knows he’s keeping the money to himself

- If you don’t have cash or try to negotiate with him, the only thing he’ll do is raise the price up

- “What do you mean you don’t have ten bucks? I can see it in your pocket.”

- Just bring nothing with you, he’ll doing anything to steal your stuff 🤭

- Wears a collar shirt with a tie and khakis that have pockets to keep his glasses and money in

Jade Leech:

- The kid who puts on a goody two shoes facade but is actually a stoner

- Only does “safe” drugs like vape but occasionally smokes weed, mostly in the bathroom or behind the school 🌬

- Can play it off and hide the scent when he’s high, teachers never suspect anything from him

- No one really cares to stop him unless he gets caught or something idk

- Wears clothing that either makes him look like a businessman or a junky, there’s nothing in between

Floyd Leech:

- The kid that’s plays basketball or volleyball just because he’s hella tall, and is actually good at the sports but doesn’t put much effort into them

- Always stays behind after gym, even though the teacher tries to make him leave for his next class 😬

- “I swear after this one shot, I’ll go to class.” *He never made that shot*

- Will jump you no matter who or where you are, and will get angry if you step on his new shoes

- Wears the jersey of any famous team with the latest pair of Jordan sneakers

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim:

- VSCO girl at best, don’t lie to me now 🤡

- The only words he knows are “And I oop– sksksk.” and “Save the turtles.”

- Walks during a track meet while everyone else is running and sweating hard, the teacher doesn’t care either

- Doesn’t really do anything in gym but talks to his classmates and stands near the water fountain to refill his Hydro flask

- Wears tie dye shirts with cute scrunchies

Jamil Viper:

- That one quiet kid who everybody thinks is a serial killer but he’s actually not, I swear

- He just wants school to be over and spend the rest of his summer relaxing 😔

- Although he shouldn’t abuse his “power,” he‘ll move his hands in his pockets or backpack to make it look like he’s about to pull a weapon out.

- “Chill, I’m just grabbing a pencil.” *Everyone in the class started crying*

- Wears dark colored hoodies that intimidates people but are actually comfy

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit:

- The baddie popular girl 😌💅✨

- Arrives to school late with a Starbucks in hand from his local Target

- Fixes himself every 5 seconds like reapplying his lipgloss or spraying Bath and Body Works cherry blossom perfume

- Uses acrylic nails and long hair extensions as weapons during a cat fight

- Wears a crop top with ripped jeans and those clout sunglasses

Rook Hunt:

- That creepy guy in the hallways who tries to get your attention, even if you don’t know him

- Scares people when he says, “Ayo, where my hug at?” 🥶💯

- Uses at least 10 cans of Axe body spray a week after gym class, which stinks up the locker rooms

- Waves at you if he passes your class, even walking into the room just to say hi

- Wears literally anything but always include a hat

Epel Felmier:

- The artist girl who just wants to be alone 🧑‍🎨

- Purposely draws in front of you but pretends like you’re not looking

- If you complement him, he’ll just brush it off and proceeds to diss himself

- “Thanks but I’m not THAT good at drawing, teehee.” *Insert Radio Rebel face*

- Wears a hoodie or a cardigan with big pockets to put his art supplies in

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud:

- I don’t even need to tell you who he is, y’all already know ahaha 🥴

- Sneaks a whole PlayStation in his backpack so he can play with it during lunch

- Is on his phone 24/7 even in class to the point where teachers don’t care anymore

- Tries to get people into anime but only to little success

- Wears a shirt of any anime character or that damn ahegao hoodie, girl bye

Ortho Shroud:

- The nerdy kid who’s known for destroying others at many games

- Plays classics like D&D, Yugioh, Pokémon, the whole shabang

- Daily Beyblade battles during recess with everyone surrounding him, the menacing aura radiates off of him

- Will steal your things if you lose to him but gives it back a week later cuz he’s sweet 🥰

- Wears light up Sketchers shoes and those Minecraft shirts you find at Old Navy

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia:

- The theatre kid who also goes to band practice, change my mind 👁👄👁

- Takes his role seriously when it comes to school plays and concerts, even if he gets casted as a damn tree or doesn’t go solo

- Remembers the songs and their lyrics to any musical you name, a really good singer at that too

- Plays almost every instrument, you definitely know this since you can hear him down the hallways during a test

- Wears a white button up shirt, black pants with fancy dress shoes, and top it all off with a fricking Rolex watch

Lilia Vanrouge:

- The weird guy who pranks people and vandalizes school property in every way possible

- If you ever get a textbook with a message that tells you to go to a certain page only for you to found a picture of a dick, yeah that was him 😒

- When using a Chromebook, he’ll leave a tab open on YouTube so when the next person uses it, pray that your ears will still work by tomorrow

- During lunch, he is a literal DEMON that mixes milk with chicken nuggets together and having the audacity to eat it too

- Wears an oversized raincoat or a windbreaker but idk wtf kind of things he has hiding underneath

Silver:

- That guy in class who consumes Monster energy drinks and falls asleep 99% of the time but somehow manages to pass the class 🤷

- Whenever he’s awake, he’ll talk to the teachers since he’s basically friends with them for some reason

- Writes his name out of boredom on any desk you sit on but in different places, sometimes around the corners or the sides

- Has a sixth sense because he’ll wake up if you try to draw on his face and if you did get something on him, it’s on sight

- Wears those colorful hoodies that zips all the way up to cover his face with a matching backpack, it’s pretty cool ngl

Sebek Zigvolt:

- That kid who literally knows everything about historical wars and will show it off during class

- Also has knowledge on weaponry, which has people questioning him but he’s just very dedicated on serving his country and people

- Knows how to fight and defend himself from a bitch since he spent his summer at a military boot camp, put respect on my man’s name 😤

- Honestly a great partner for a group project, actually does the given work but not the whole thing for you

- Wears anything that has camo pattern and chunky combat boots

I only made this because me and my friends were talking about our school memories so yeah. This is based from my experience so they might not be exactly accurate. Might even be a part two if you want.

[janumun]

The Pirate's Symbol(s): NSFW Alphabet [IkeSen Motonari]

Game: Ikemen Sengoku Pairing: Motonari/Female Reader

Rated: NSFW/18+ Words: 2.5k

Warnings: stockings fetish, spoilers for Motonari’s ‘condition’, sexual intercourse, mentions of exhibitionism/semi-public sex, (non-sexual) bondage, innuendoes and dirty-talk, masturbation

Author’s Notes: Motonari’s entire self is a joy, his route gave me some much needed, invigorating enemies-to-lovers, and I officially love him! [Totally swiped my heart right up without warning!]

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Motonari is quick — you’d almost say adept — at sweeping off a cloth, or container, placed by your bedside. Although, your touch and whatever fire you generate in between the two of you does not bother him, he does prefer you both cleaner of the mess and fluids when holding you close in his arms, afterwards.

Wiping up the remnants of your passionate and, often vigorous, activities off of quivering thighs he presses apart, in gentle strokes of damp fibers. Movements of the cloth soft enough it doesn’t shock you into over-sensitivity but not soft enough you relax entirely beneath him, because that scarlet gaze is always fixated on you — your body language. And if you give away even an inch, he’s ready and up for round two (or four). [Bless yer stamina, matey!]

If not, he’s still up and happy to listen to his favorite flower-brained woman’s amusing, outrageous tales she narrates in animated conversation. While he whisks up a quick, invigorating meal for her at the kitchen counter, just as she rests her happy self at the table. Garnet gaze seemingly fixated upon the task at hand — spices being tossed, ladle being stirred, eggs whipped to perfection — but his answers are prompt and alert, although still carrying that insouciant edge. Indicating his attention; equal division in between feeding you and hearing you speak.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Motonari is fond of his mouth, and before you, he didn’t think of it as much of an achievement as he believes it now, when your jittery gaze seeks immediate relief (and lust) as soon as it lands upon that obvious smirk.

A single kiss and your thoughts are all but handed over to him on an elaborate platter. Your cheeks color dark and wide; restless eyes tracing across his mouth. Your own parting; pink tongue darting quick in a swipe across plush lips: all of you demanding more of him.

Yes, he is surprisingly (or not), in touch with a far more emotional side: Motonari adores your eyes, although you’re never hearing it from him. Your entire body speaks of honesty but the way he reads your thoughts so easy, in your gaze, there’s quite nothing as exhilarating or confounding as the love he captures in them. That quick, tight knot of your brow, your anger flaring in your eyes or the equally prompt melting, when he appeases you in gentle teases. He’s been so long used to not trusting that a person he sees this clearly through, and sees how she trusts; it’s not an entirely terrible thing to feel.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

As mentioned above, the man doesn’t particularly care to leave you a mess post-coitus unless you ask it of him; there is little he’s able to refuse you. So when it does come (…heh) to cumming outside of your pussy, your mouth is a pretty (very pretty too) good substitute for him to ejaculate, without having to think of leaving external stains on you. Your throat clamping, then swallowing, around his orgasm, so he feels that slick slide of saliva and semen around him, as you moan.

Yer pretty darn hot, m’lady.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There are times he descends — quick and furious — into an almost juvenile state of petty jealousy [he realizes the immaturity of it, he just cannot! help! it!] and ends up turning that lust on you, instead.

He’d never actually do it but visualizing — in almost exact, murderous details — how he’d like to drag you into an empty room whenever Kicho gets all up in your face, and fuck you so hard your throat tears through screams lough enough Kicho hears each and every single sound and moan.

Or, clasp your chin in his fingers, whenever Hideyoshi’s a little too close for comfort at an Oda banquet, and kiss you senseless and noisy [pirates crave a flashy exhibition!].

He despises making a show of you to anybody, so that idea only stays in thoughts but also it’s mind-boggling, since it does get him hard on the spot.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Before you, it was only ever through terrible necessity (extremely dire straits) that he — if ever and very sparing — sought casual sex. The occasions hadn’t been plenty and he’d be frighteningly specific about how he wanted to take a woman to bed.

Bathed, no make-up, no perfume, no scented products or jewelry — anything extra that he could accidentally touch and trigger a reaction. A clean, unscented futon he’d provide in a bare room. Any bonds or cloths he could get his hands on (buying his own and discarding immediately after), to tie their limbs, keep their movements limited; Motonari used.

Of course, there’d be the rare prostitute who’d drop immediately after visiting a client, or one who’d perceive his conditions extreme and over-the-top and think they could ‘change his mind’. The moment they’d try and cross the line, he’d fling them off, almost violently, heart racing, sweat marking each inch of exposed skin. Nauseous and barely tapped, before he’d stride out of the room.

He’s also witnessed open and perverse brothels — and corrupt seething dens — where men and women fuck, for all to see, in his line of work, so he’s no stranger to how sex works for others either.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s learning to let go and touch (just you) without the added barrier of gloves and since you so seem fond of his hands on you, Motonari likes any positions that allow his hands to move your body upon his; he isn’t picky.

Palms curved upon your hips so that your ass slaps against his pelvis each time he pulls back, the movements of his cock into and out of your pussy — a place you are both connected and he likes that. Or even when he can spread your thighs wide, press them apart before hooking his hands over your abdomen and just focusing on moving.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a pirate he’s a vortex of a man and slips all over the spectrum. Motonari’s goading is far softened with minimum barbs, when he’s in(side you) in bed with you. More velvet — than leathery — questions, soft smirk-y and probing,: “Ya like that, flower girl?” —as his mouth hovers just close to your ear, nose barely touching and tucking sweat soaked strands away from your temple. Definitely lands firm and midway between too serious and entirely silly. But he’s all focus on you, make no mistake.

He’s still got a filthy mouth on him, but dirty romantic liners are more his style, in bed (he wants you warmed as well as turned on!), in contrast to the complete indecent filth he threatens you with (a good time!) when the two of you are out and about.

“Pipe down, m’lady. The way yer moaning, they’re gonna think I’m fucking ya, right on deck.” Those eyes are burnished rubies; smile wide, crooked and unashamed, as he ducks close. “But maybe ya feel like putting on a show.”

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s clean down below (and silver-haired, yes) — he doesn’t go the ‘complete waxed up, no-hair in sight’ route, but rather prefers keeping his hair short-trimmed and well-groomed.

He’s also kept his pubic hair short and neat, for the rare occasions he does have sex, and an unkempt mass down there would leave him more likely and exposed to his partner’s fluids staying on him. He despises that.

Motonari doesn’t mind blood, dirt and grime on the field, nor the brine of the harsh sea sticking to his skin, but as soon as he’s done with — or in between — jobs, he takes the time to wash and clean himself up thoroughly.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

[Also see G=Goofy] Motonari isn’t short with words of love. He isn’t reciting romantic poems but he is quick to let you know, in exact words, how much he loves you — and is loving being inside you — in the moment. Barriers definitely lower themselves — not all down, not completely back up — with this man, in bed.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

(As also mentioned in E=Experience) the man, previously, has sought intimacy only and only out of desperate necessity and when his hand is just not enough for him to relieve himself of his lust. Motonari, before you, jacked off, multiple times within a week, sometimes thrice (or more) in a single day. His desires, usually amped, following a particularly unsatisfying battle or raid.

After you, he still does take time off for some self-lovin’ (remember: stamina for daaays, and you’re mostly unable to match him so he makes do), just not as much as he used to, in the past.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

You and Motonari share a love for (clothing) imports from the seas beyond. He’s always up for sharing and discussing trade secrets, doling out clothing advice and helping you work out modern clothing from whatever fabrics are available to you.

Stockings might be one of his favorite products.

The fabric feeling absolutely exquisite against his palms when he rounds you close into his grasp, stood in between his spread thighs as he observes and hums beneath you, seated. A harmless joke you make, about a stocking fetish and the ensuing explanation soon after, has him grinning and dragging you down to test the material against his teeth.

“Yer sayin’ I got a thing for yer fancy underclothes? Heh, don’t think so. Seeing you in it just makes me wanna tear it all off, meu docinho de côco.”

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere you’re afforded privacy; although a little flirting with danger is good and being pinned in between the door and his body. Watching you try and smother your moans into your sleeves, skews that grin wider, that cock harder.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. He’s got a dirty mind, it’ll do the rest of the work when its got its catalyst: you.

Nothing gets you results faster than being honest with Motonari, or expressing your affections (even chaste) for him.

Tell him he looked especially handsome, earlier on a job out: with his hair slicked back and how hard it was for you to have held back from kissing him, on the spot. That you love him—

He’s on you so fast.

“That brain’s just gotta keep sprouting its flowers, huh.” He murmurs, tugging at your chin to swipe his tongue into you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Despite his treatment of you very early on in his route (the collar, the slavery deal), Motonari’s not into putting a collar on a person, romantic or otherwise. Collaring and hearing you call him your Master wouldn’t do much for him, playful or not.

He’s had to live a great chunk of his life as the Beggar Prince; experienced the devastating dregs of human society, including and not limited to being treated as one inferior, and having to watch people around at the very mercy of corrupt lords.

In retrospect, it isn’t something he might take pleasure in, in the bedroom.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving or receiving, both take some getting used to within the bedroom. He finds the taste of you pleasant, when he withdraws wet digits from inside you and takes a careful swipe of the clear fluid across his skin. And has expressed interest in, and gone down on you several times.

Receiving gets a bit more gentle coax-y and requires reassurances, with Motonari. He doesn’t particularly like seeing his release all over you. Having to work through those barriers of his mind, but once he allows you, he does enjoy the slow kisses, and the soft slide of your mouth against him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

His default setting is rough and furious. The two of you are usually frustrated passion by the time you actually get to his bedroom (he likes to prod and poke much too often in public, get you riled) so there’s only one way to go and it’s up. He’s spreading your thighs apart with none too gentle hands as he pushes through and into you, your own hold on him, white knuckled and almost delirious with the way his hips rock into you and his cockhead scraps across your front wall with his onslaught.

At times, however, especially after a high-risk mission; when he’s been close enough to stare Death in the face and survive, he likes to take his time being inside you, just being able to feel you. Once, twice, several times, he’s keeping you beneath, or mounted on top of him, coaxing your hips and your moans.

“Don’t look at me like that, flower girl. I’m alive, ain’t I? Com’ere. I’ll take those tears of yers.”

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Definitely! Any time he can have you, or get you close enough in private, you’re going to be fucking each other. He loves those little breathy, moan-laughters you make in half-panic/all arousal, each time he drives up to grind your hips close together, stuffed into a hallway closet.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Semi-public quickies are a thing and the closest to risky as he gets. As mentioned previously, he’s demanding enough over you, he doesn’t like men Kicho touching you, let alone hearing you when you sound like that.

Other kinks, most kinks, he’s down to try with his favorite dirty, flower-brained woman. He does however, draw the line at any kinks that might involve him using harsh, ugly words to degrade you or your body and/or being soiled.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

All I gotta say is: Pirate’s got stamina enough to power his ships through horn alone, over an entire week!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys translate to external objects. Which are always subject to germs, and need to be (excessively) cleaned by his standards, to keep them useful and usable. That’s far much more work than he’s usually willing to commit himself to.

And he has no need of them. Not when you respond plenty to his touch alone.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A lot! Motonari’s brand of filthy talk is polished to leave you damp in between the legs. He’s pulling the nastiest most wonderful innuendoes out of the most mundane of tasks.

“Ya like that old weapon?” He might ask of you, as you admire the carvings upon the handle of one of his clan’s katana. “Didn’t know ya liked the feel of handlin’ a sword between yer hands that much, m’lady.”

Leaving your mind reeling and cheeks flushing before withdrawing with a, “What’re ya cooking in that flower brain of yers? Heh... you’ve got a dirty mind.”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Heavy, sensual pants against your ears. His groans and grunts enough to fan the fires of your own arousal, to have you ready to come, from just the sounds that can leave his throat. Motonari doesn’t care to be heard outside your boundaries, but he also doesn’t care to withhold his own sounds of pleasure from you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He almost swears (but will never tell you, in very direct words): the space in between your bare breasts smells almost sweet like flowers. He likes finding his way up and nosing in between your breasts — just skin-to-skin contact at a place he finds you’re at your most fragrant. Suckling and tugging at a nipple draws those moans and your scent more intense, so he nips and teeths around the place often.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

That beautiful cock — with the evidence of just enough silver at the base — is long enough it fits and curves snug into you, without entering into any discomforting places, deep. But he is thick enough, it takes you time (and many times) to not just hold your breath and tighten up around him on reflex, upon entry.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

(Read: S)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You’re almost always the one falling asleep first. Pirates are used to night raids and this one’s no different. He does prefer watching you sleep, late into the night, once you fall exhausted into slumber.

End Notes: Thank you for reading!

♧° Link to Master List °♡

[sillydreamer]

Has the nsfw alphabet for Lance been made?? If not, please do!! Thank you :3

NSFW Alphabet for Lance

Of course there are some nsfw alpabeth for Lance out there but we'll never have enough so here's my contribution, and thanks for your kind words anon 2, it really means a lot for me. Disfrútenlo amigos :D

PD: Please, extra appreciation because I almost got caught while making this lolololol

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He found sex like a way to escape from reality and don't focus about his past. That's why he's always asking what you need and even if you don't ask he'll give some massages to your muscles. He knows that he could be a little hard and makes sure that you are okay, usually serves as a giant pillow after you fall asleep but then he'll return to his questions that make him doubt if he's good or not.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Probably works in the forge which gave him a lot of strength in his arms, one of the things that he's most proud of. He can carry you, his hands are big and good for masturbation...he's just really proud of it.

About his partner he specially loves the lips which he could kiss all the day if he didn't had any responsibilities. Looses himself when you kiss his skin and leave some hickeys (i don't know if I write them right lol).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums in average amount but is...I don't know...more liquid? Like it looks like is a lot but it's just a delusion It's a little bit cold and you can notice it. Also is sticky and very white, getting stuck in everything that it touches. (Okay I just realized that I described glue and I'm wheezing 💀)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Loves to paint and breed you, bite your skin or cover your eyes. Really loves to see you begging him more but this is more because he needs to feel loved and needed. Anyway he gets really horny when you tie him and cover his eyes, please do it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Probably had a few relationships but none of them was long, still they gave him knowledge about what to do and how to please others and himself.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Against the wall, to carry you and squeeze your ass and being able to see your face but he doesn't mind trying anything. What's important is that you don't push yourself too much and end up hurt.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Doesn't make a lot of jokes on purpose but likes to combine dirty talk with jokes. In case that you're goofy he wouldn't mind but sometimes Lance's mind cannot think in a response, unless it's dirt talk; in that case he'll follow you and smile as a response.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

(Well I couldn't see a hint of hair in episode 7 but let's ignore that because I refuse believing that the boys are like Ken dolls). He didn't groom down there a lot, maybe a few times just to feel good. When you started to have sex he'll start to take more care but doesn't cut it a lot because he feels weird but if you ask him he'll just to it. It's silver like his hair but it doesn't grow that long.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Wants to enjoy the moment and at first he'll be slow but things change and he ends up being hard but he compensates it in the after care. Other times Lance just admits that he want a fuck but in both ways the after care shows his soft side.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It's a very busy man and just does it when he's really stressed and has free time but prefers to tell you that he needs some help (still he's a little bit shy doing the proposal)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He isn't aware of any but of course Lance has a few; mostly related to his size and strength.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Doesn't like to expose himself a lot, prefers in the bedroom but if he's feeling risky be prepared to do it in the forge.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your voice is literally everything that he needs. Even if you're just saying a random thing Lance will leave everything just to stare at your face. Also when your bodies are touching in a hug his hands covers your body.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He needs to have your permission to do anything and asks first even if it's just for a simple thing. The second thing is that he doesn't like to expose both of you during intimate moments so if you are thinking about semi-public sex let me tell you that he's going to say no (however if Lance sees that there isn't a big risk he'll might be interested in a quickie).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving and he's good at it. He's an ice dragon and probably all his body's temperature feels low and uses this to tease you, but don't forget that Lance is still learning and can be afraid to use this on you.

But if he's the one that's receiving oh god. Lance's cheeks blushes and tries to cover his moans with his hands. Probably fuck face's a little bit but without being conscious about it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

As I mentioned in I he's slow at first, keeping you in the edge for a few minutes but then changes to a complete destroyer (then apologizes lol).

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Prefers to take his time but if you convince him he'll do it, but before that Lance needs to make sure that nobody is nearby.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Wants to take risks but doesn't know how. Like- this man really wants to try new things but his brain can't really find out how, he needs someone to teach him and show him that it's okay to have that type of desires. The war really changed his mind and it's afraid to show any type of emotion (damm I need to make things dark).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He really exercises himself and this helps with the stamina; he can last up to four or five rounds but if he needs it Lance can have more "access" to his energy using a few of his dragon powers (he doesn't transform thought). Anyway he knows that lasting five round isn't really a normal thing and makes you take rests between rounds, always asking if you are done or not.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

When he was young and naive (dramatic) one of his partners gave him one but he didn't know how to use it so he just haves it for you. In any case Lance is very curious about them but is very shy to ask if he can use it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

During the first times he was a little bit shy but he gained experience and now he's a teaser by heart. All because he loves to see your teary face.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not really loud, the trick here is that his voice is more...low pitched and it gives that impression. Most of the sound that he does are growls and heavy breathing but may moan louder if you hit his soft spot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Like Valkyon he used to have some night stands but left them when he decided to destroy Eldarya but sometimes he used to sleep with a few women (and one or two men) of his army (just for fun and both parts were 100% agree with this).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Okay so he's officially an average but this is a headcanon and I'm gonna say that it's a little bit longer and curved to the right. You can't see veins but let me tell you that the tip is a little bit pink.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Normal, yet sometimes he just gets in need and is searching for your attention in most of the ways possible.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes a while for Lance to sleep, first of all he makes sure that his partner is comfortable. Prefers to hug you and hear your breathing, this calms him down enough to put him to sleep.

[ughseoks]

versace on the floor | jhs

— pairing; hoseok x reader

— genre/au; mafia au / smut / pwp

— rating; 18+

— word count; 2k+

— warnings; very brief mention of hoseok being in the mafia—literally if you blink you miss it, VERY unedited / smut warnings: unprotected sex, slight breathplay, manhandling, dirty talk, daddy kink, dom/sub undertones, oral (f receiving), its seriously unedited like i wrote and didnt look back ONE SINGLE TIME

— summary; Hoseok is very satisfied with the dress he picked out for you to wear tonight.

— dedicated to @astraljoon​ i love u rat girl thanks for making me a smut playlist ur so cool wow

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The stars are out tonight.

You can see them shining down on you through the glass ceiling above. The twinkling lights stand out against the dark night sky, making for a perfect background behind the crystal chandelier that Hoseok picked out just for you. It’s beautiful, and once again you find yourself wondering how you got so lucky.

Your boyfriend’s hands suddenly appear on your waist from behind you, squeezing gently before one of them reaches up to brush a strand of hair behind your ear.

“I can’t stop looking at you in this dress, baby.” Hoseok’s voice is warm and breathy as it floats through the air, his lips dangerously close to brushing against your now exposed ear. He subtly shifts so your back is pressed flush to his front before his hands slip away from your waist, beginning to roam around your body above the skintight dress you wear.

It’s a beautiful silver color; small sparkles are sprinkled throughout the material, causing them to glint and glow in the dim light from the chandelier above. The dress is tight against your skin, a deep v-neck exposing skin all the way down to your navel before the material flares out slightly near the bottom. It’s short enough that if you were to bend over, Hoseok would be able to see the curve of your ass.

One of his arms slips around your waist firmly while the other slides upwards, his fingers dancing playfully along the bare skin of your collarbone and the base of your neck. “It’s a bit revealing, though, don’t you think?”

“Y-You’re the one who picked it out, Seokie,” you murmur. Hoseok simply hums in response, slowly sliding his fingers up your neck until he’s holding your jaw in a gentle grip. He then tilts your head to the side, allowing his lips to descend upon the soft skin near the base of your neck before slowly moving upwards.

“You know,” he mutters between kisses, “Everyone was staring at you. They all wanted a piece of you; I know it.” He pauses. “But you’re mine. Isn’t that right?”

“Mhm,” you agree, hands reaching up and over your head to thread through his hair, “I’m yours, Seokie. Only yours.”

He makes a noise of satisfaction, the arm around your waist tightening as his hips slowly grind against your ass. “Where do you want me, baby?”

“B-Bedroom,” you exhale. As beautiful as the ballroom is, you’d rather continue your activities in the comfort of your king-sized bed.

Hoseok plants a few more kisses on your neck before pulling away. His fingers slip between yours before he guides you down the long and twisting hallways—a remarkably soft gesture that has your chest filling with warmth. This Hoseok is different from the cruel, cold-hearted man that his enemies and the men he ordered around every day see This Hoseok is soft and loving; kind and nurturing.

It’s a side of him that only you get to see.

As you make your way through the twists and turns of the hallways that you’ve come to know so well, you can feel his fingers giving you gentle squeezes along the way—silent reassurances of his never-ending love for you.

As soon as you reach the bedroom, Hoseok is tugging you into his chest, face mere inches from yours when you gasp in surprise. His eyes are molten brown, clouded over with lust and need. “I love this dress, baby,” he smirks, “But we don’t need it anymore.”

His large hand rests on the nape of your neck before moving to grip the zipper of your dress. He begins to unzip it at a pace so slow it’s almost painful, your skin burning beneath the tight material covering you. The zipper comes to a stop at the curve of your ass, and his hands return to your shoulders to help push the material down until it falls to a puddle at your feet, leaving your flushed skin bare for him to drink in with his heavy gaze.

“On the bed.”

You immediately follow his instructions and take a seat on the edge of the bed. He watches you silently for a few moments before slowly walking forwards, only stopping once he’s directly in front of you. His hand extends to cup your jaw lovingly, thumb brushing against your cheekbone as he stares down at you.

“Remember our safeword, baby?”

“Yes, Seokie.” He raises his eyebrow at the nickname, causing you to stumble over your words correcting yourself. “I-I mean daddy. Yes, daddy.”

“Good,” he purrs, giving your cheek a loving squeeze before raising back up to his full height. “You know what to do, princess.”

You bite your lip and scoot forward, placing your hands on his hips before allowing them to slip down to the button of his pants. Ever so slowly, you pop it open, tugging the expensive slacks down until Hoseok is able to kick them out of the way. You can see his hard member clearly through his boxer briefs.

Hoseok busies himself in undoing his tie while you work dutifully to undo the buttons of his soft black shirt, the flowy material cool beneath your scorching fingertips. Once it’s fully unbuttoned, he allows it to fall from his shoulders, revealing the sculpted body that was hiding beneath it.

Your fingertips roam his toned and tanned skin, tracing every dip and curve with the utmost care. His breath hitches when you trace the line of his hips. A happy trail of hair descends beneath the crisp white band that says calvin klein, the sight of it making your mouth water.

Hoseok stops you before you can descend any further. “Another time, baby. Tonight is all about you.”

“Yes, daddy.”

“Always such a good girl,” He grins proudly, “Can you move further back for me, princess?”

You nod and scoot backward, watching with rapt attention as he climbs onto the bed and pushes you onto your back. His arms cage you in as he settles between your legs, allowing his gaze to flicker over your face hungrily before swooping downwards to slot his lips against yours.

The kiss is fiery and passionate, hours of pent up sexual tension finally being released as Hoseok swallows your moans of pleasure. Tongue caressing yours, he grinds his hips slowly into yours, the hardness of his member still confined within his boxer briefs.

“W-Wanna see you, daddy,” you gasp between kisses, hands pushing helplessly at the band of his underwear.

“Is baby girl feeling needy?” he chuckles.

You nod furiously, breathing a sigh of relief when he helps you tug down his underwear before tossing them to the side. His cock stands at attention before you, and not for the first time tonight, you lament that you aren’t allowed to touch it.

Maybe next time.

Hoseok is back on you in the blink of an eye, his mouth warm and wet as he peppers sloppy kisses down your jaw and neck. You inhale sharply when he sucks on a particularly sensitive spot, the sound causing him to pause momentarily in his ministrations, looking up at you with gentle eyes.

“Don’t hold your breath, baby,” he coaxes you, using his hand to massage one of your breasts gently, “I need you to breathe. Can you do that for me?”

You nod and do your best to follow Hoseok’s instructions as he begins to trail his kisses down your chest and navel. His mouth pauses when it reaches the apex of your thighs, glancing up at you only once before diving in without warning.

A cry falls from your lips when he licks a broad stripe up your wet folds, your fingers immediately flying to thread through his hair. A groan falls from his lips when you tug on the chocolate brown strands. “D-Daddy, don’t stop, p-please,” you beg, “Feels s-so good.”

Hoseok hums in response, the sound sending vibrations through your core as he continues to lap at your pussy like a man starved. It isn’t long before he’s pushing two long fingers into your entrance, pumping them in and out of you steadily as you writhe beneath him. His free arm reaches across your waist; your mouth waters at the sight of his strong muscles on display as he uses his strength to keep you in place.

As he continues his ministrations, you feel your orgasm to sneak up on you—and quickly, at that. Hoseok seems to feel it too, because when your pussy begins to flutter around his fingers, he redoubles his efforts, sucking on your clit harshly as his fingertips massage your inner walls.

“D-Daddy, I-I’m—” you cry out. The rest of your sentence fades into nothingness when your orgasm crashes over you unexpectedly, white-hot pleasure floods your veins as Hoseok coaxes you through your orgasm.

When your moans fade into cries of overstimulation, Hoseok finally ceases his assault on your pussy, wiping your essence from his mouth with the back of his hand.

“You taste like heaven, baby,” he grins, shifting so he’s hovering above you once more. “Are you ready? Think you can take my cock like a good girl?”

“Yes, daddy,” you plead, hands finding purchase on his back when he begins to drag his member between your wet lips, “Please, fill me up.”

It’s all the permission he needs, shifting his hips so his dick finally begins to slide into your entrance. It’s a stretch; it always has been. Hoseok is by no means small, and you can feel every inch of him as he slides in up to the hilt.

A low moan falls from both of your lips when his hips finally rest against yours. Hoseok allows you barely any time to adjust before he’s thrusting in and out of you with a steady rhythm. His strokes are slow and purposeful and deep, every movement dragging his cock against your warm and wet walls that squeeze him like a vice.

“You’re doing so good for me, angel,” he grunts, punctuating his words with lewd smacks of his hips against yours, “Taking me so well; squeezing me so tight.”

“Daddy,” you moan, “Harder; Please.”

His strokes falter at the tone of your voice. “F-Fuck,” he groans, dropping his forehead to rest on your shoulder, “You’re so fucking hot.”

You shudder at the pure hunger in his voice, arousal shooting straight to your core when Hoseok suddenly begins to manhandle you so your legs are thrown over his shoulders. He immediately resumes his thrusts as soon as you’re in position, leaning down to press a sloppy kiss to your lips.

Your body bounces with the force of his thrusts, walls clamping down around him when his teeth nip at your bottom lip. It isn’t long before you’re approaching your second high of the night, the moans falling from your lips growing higher in pitch as the pressure in your core begins to build until you’re sure the coil is about to snap.

“Are you gonna cum for me?” Hoseok asks breathlessly, his own hips beginning to stutter as he nears his own orgasm, “Gonna cream all over my cock?”

“Y-yeah,” you whine, “Gonna c-cum.”

Hoseok somehow manages to fuck you even harder and faster as his right hand slides up to wrap gently around your neck. The pressure is barely there, but it’s just enough to send you over the edge. Fireworks burst behind your closed eyelids; your walls clamp down around him as he fucks you through your high, swallowing your cries of pleasure with his lips.

“T-That’s it, baby,” he encourages you. He thrusts only a few more times before coming to a shuddering stop within you, his release painting your walls as your hands scramble for purchase against his back.

When the two of you finally come down from your orgasms, Hoseok pulls out of you slowly before laying down beside you, tugging you into his comforting—albeit sweaty—embrace.

He presses a kiss to the top of your head “I love you so much.”

“Love you too, Seokie,” you murmur into his chest. The two of you continue to lay with your bodies pressed together, the sound of his breathing lulling you to into a deep sleep.

a/n; this is not my best work by any means but like hey it’s a pwp that i wrote all in one sitting AND it’s my first post in like 20 years so enjoy it u hoes (ur not hoes i love u guys lots sorry i didnt mean it)

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[lsvdw-blog]

Hi babe! i come to you with some "newlywed" questions fo S and E. The thing is... you have to answer as them :D

For Both

On a scale from 1 to 10, how would your partner rate your first date?

How often do you go on dates now?

Who's the better kisser?

What did your partner wear on your first date?

Who is a better gift giver?

For Serena

Do you have a pet name for Ethan? If so, what is it?

What's the cutest thing he does in the morning?

Describe Ethan with the line of a poem.

How long did you date him before he proposed?

What is something you do he pretends to hate but secretly loves?

For Ethan

What's her go-to Karaoke song? Is she a good singer?

What's Serena's biggest shopping addiction?

Describe the thing you love the most about her.

What was the exact moment you knew you wanted to marry her?

What is your favorite meal to prepare for Serena?

Have fun!

OMG SCREAM!!!!! Bree, I love you so much!!!! These questions are so cuuuuute and I have been living with all of your answers about Lilac x Ethan lately, so thank you so much for asking and thinking of my two beans 🥰❤🥰❤ Buckle up, b/c this is gonna be LONG. Answers under the cut!

Let me set the scene: I imagine this happening like an interview about to be included in a magazine/recorded😂 like they're being interviewed by the Oprah of Boston b/c everyone is shook that the medical power couple is married. They're sitting next to each other on a loveseat, with Ethan leaving a respectable amount of space b/w them; the interviewer is across from them. S and E each have a tiny microphone attached to their collar. Serena is excited, but Ethan hates it here 😂

For Both

On a scale from 1 to 10, how would your partner rate your first date?

Serena: "Miami? Mmm, like a 2, because someone decided to block some fun," she looks pointedly at the interviewer, "activities. Our official first date? I'd say a solid 9."

Ethan stares at his wife, trying to hide his horror at her Miami comment. He clears his throat and runs his hand down the front of his tie before responding.

Ethan: "Our first date was an 8 for her."

How often do you go on dates now?

Serena: "Our schedules are very busy, so we try for twice a month for an actual date night."

Ethan: "Yes, what my wife said."

Who's the better kisser?

Serena: "Oh, me. Hands down. He is also a very good kisser, but... I'm better," she winks.

Ethan: "I concede this point to my wife," he smirks.

What did your partner wear on your first date?

Serena: "He wore a dark blue suit with a white dress shirt and black dress shoes. Black tie with a silver tie clip. Silver watch on his left wrist. Silvery-white pocket square. Everything impeccably tailored... really brought out his eyes," she says with a small smile, turning to look at him, eyes gleaming.

Ethan: "She wore a bright red bodycon midi dress with five large black buttons running down the front on the right side. She carried a small red purse with golden studs placed diagonally all along the front," he's been staring at her the entire time. He reaches for her hand now. "Extremely muted light purple wedges that could almost pass for white. She kept her hair straight, with a side part on the right. Red lipstick, neck adorned with a pearl and gold necklace, a jade bracelet on her left wrist, a silver one on her right," he finishes, eyes soft, thumb stroking hers.

Who is a better gift giver?

Serena: "Absolutely Ethan."

Ethan: "Yes, that would be me."

For Serena

Do you have a pet name for Ethan? If so, what is it?

"I don't know if you'd count this as a pet name, but I call him by his first initial, 'E,' quite a lot. There's also the occasional 'sweetheart,' or 'babe.'"

What's the cutest thing he does in the morning?

"I think it's a tie between two things. He gets up at an ungodly hour and I am not a morning person, so whenever he gets up, he'll carefully cover my eyes with his t-shirt to shield me from the light he turns on. He'll take it off when he's done. He also, without fail, kisses my forehead before leaving the room every morning."

How long did you date him before he proposed?

Describe Ethan with the line of a poem.

"'I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true.' I went into medicine because of him and my dream was always to be at Edenbrook, working alongside him. This came true because he chose my application. Personally, he is such a pure and good man, better than I could have ever conjured up."

"Officially, two years in total. About 6 months after the end of my residency."

What is something you do he pretends to hate but secretly loves?

"The fact that I incessantly point out any and every dog we come across. He secretly finds it endearing." She smiles triumphantly.

For Ethan

What's her go-to Karaoke song? Is she a good singer?

"Anything that 'is a bop,' to quote her. She doesn't have one specific go-to song, as it depends on the mood she's in. But I remember one particularly exuberant performance of 'Livin' on a Prayer' by Bon Jovi with her brother. She's a decent singer: 6.5."

What's Serena's biggest shopping addiction?

He arches one brow. "Do I have to pick just one?" Serena playfully hits him on the arm. "Right now, it's handbags. But she's more particular about those, so she rarely ever buys one. However, she can always find new clothes and shoes to purchase. Always."

Describe the thing you love the most about her.

"Her energy. She lights up the entire room and has such a way about her that makes others feel at ease. She makes friends everywhere and perpetually has you laughing. She is never afraid to try something new, oftentimes shrugging and giving a "why not" facial expression before going to tackle said obstacle or adventure. Her easy-going confidence just... draws you to her."

What was the exact moment you knew you wanted to marry her?

"She was video calling one of her old college friends, who was coming down to Boston soon to visit her. They caught up, while also trying to plan their agenda. Serena began to list all of the must-see sights, must try cuisines, and local treasures and hidden gems. She spoke with so much excitement and passion for this city, her eyes positively sparkling. Watching and listening to her, I realized that she now saw Boston as her home, just as I do, and that I wanted to continue to experience all that this amazing city has to offer, not alone anymore, but with her. To make this city not 'my' home or 'her' home, but 'our' home," he raises Serena’s hand and kisses it.

What is your favorite meal to prepare for Serena?

"Her mom's honey roasted duck recipe, with a side of rice and sautéed vegetables."

I loved answering these so so much!!! Thank you for sending them to me; love you!! ❤❤

[fanfiction-inc]

If you are still doing the Ns/fw alphabet thing would I be able to request one of Higgs Monaghan?

Oh, but of course! Now I must apologize to you and everyone else for the delay! I have finally been able to finish up some things for college and have a slow period to get some stuff done! I hope you enjoy this!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

It all depends on the relationship he is having with the one he’s fucking. If it’s a one night stand, he has no obligation to clean up the other party, much less show them kindness or deliver niceties on his way out. He simply will redress, and leave whoever they are. Something more than a fling, like a friends/enemies with benefits or standard relationship warrants far more sweetness from the terrorist. He’ll wipe you down, clean you up of any mess and offer the sweetest praises. Now this man, despite all the terrible shit he has done, is the sweetest pillow talker, holding you as if he’ll never see you again and reminding you of what you mean to him. He hardly has quality relationships, so having you as a friend (or enemy with benefits) or partner is what he values most.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part is of course that damn silver tongue he uses to charm you like always and the mouth it resides in. Be it the nicest words you’ll ever hear or the filthiest, he savors how it makes you react. The stammering or stern and silent look away when you blush. The subtle press of thighs or move of an object to cover a ‘growing’ problem. He loves it all. He also loves what he can do with that mouth and tongue that could get you going. Licking along a hot shaft with kitten like flicks of his tongue, or along folds that hold the honey pot he wishes to steal from.

It doesn’t matter the shape, size, or prominence, but Higgs will always be an ass man. Be it cupping it, squeezing it, using it to get a rise or having his cock buried deep, he will always love a good ass. He tends to be more sexual with asses when his partner is male (or presenting male), often finding moments like those intimate in the guy category. The ass on a woman (or presenting woman) is often more for holding, especially for stability when his tongue is buried deep in them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Anywhere. Literally fucking anywhere. You want it inside you? Done! Want it down your throat? He’ll go right ahead! Want it covering your face or body? He’ll do his damnedest! He loves the sensation of filling you, but fucking hell does he love how it looks on your body and how it decorates you. Of course he finds humor if it gets in your hair or misses you from a wrong angle, but that’s the playfulness in him talking.

Now him taking any form of cum? That’s a different story. He is absolutely okay with cum inside him or down his throat, but he despises spitting it out or having it leak from him. It’s an intimate act to take such from his partner, so he’ll practically beg for it as long as you’re willing to give it!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This Particle of God who permeates all existence is by simple definition, a slut. Now, I say slut with all the love I have for him in the world, but it is quite true. Higgs is by far the biggest example of ‘switch’ energy. He wants to be used like a toy, wants to be used for the sake of giving others pleasure. Tie him up, decorate him in leather. Give him a few healthy smacks to the ass, but just know if he’s the dominating force in the relationship, he may never admit such. It’s something he prefers to keep to himself until he finds the perfect partner to open up to about it, so it remains his dirty secret.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Higgs has had some good flings in his time, allowing experience with both men and women alike and giving him a rather good sense of what he’s doing. He’s learned just what his tongue can do, how his words can make the body react. And when he rolls his hips just the right way, oh, he gets the idea and knows how to manipulate it.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Oh, he could never start off without without a good bit of foreplay. Typically with any partner, Higgs prefers a good bit of face sitting or ‘69’ play, though his main objective is to focus on his partner's pleasure. Anything he can do to get his partner off first, he will attempt to do.

When it comes to his partners, the positions vary. Up against a wall, he’d have their legs wrapped around him and fucking up into them. Don’t forget the wandering fingers to a sensitive clit or hand to a weeping dick. Laying down, it’s a toss up between missionary or spooning. Missionary is often used when he wants to keep his gaze locked with his partner's own, where as spooning is for those moments where he wants to hold his partner close. When he’s spooning, this can be for intimacy purposes where he goes slow and deep, keeping the moment drawn on to savor you or your body. But in other times, it’s the moment to jackhammer his hips into you until you’re a shaking mess. On your knees, and he has you in doggy. This position is also used more often for flings where no eye contact has to be made and is quick enough to be over and done with.

Now for himself, especially if it’s with a male/male presenting partner or during an intense pegging session, he’ll be begging for a form of missionary. He much prefers holding his legs up towards himself so his bum is presented to his partner. If you include a nice hand job while fucking him, then he’s done for in that position.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

This man is not only a switch in the dom/sub realm, but he also is in the serious/humorous realm as well. Higgs is often very humorous when it comes to sex, finding ways to make it fun and carefree. He’ll crack jokes, chuckle if something doesn’t go quite right, but above all, he’ll find it fucking hilarious if you joke back. Playful banter is all part of the fun, but sometimes the moment deserves some serious focuses. If his partner is ever down on themselves or their bodies, he’s serious in the moment. He will make fucking sure that they know what they do to him, but also how beautiful/handsome their body is. All encouragement and softness, but lacking the humorous tone. Then, there is the time were the two collide, where pleasure is the main goal.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Grooming isn’t usually a big concern to him, but he does do it here or there. Just like the stubble that grows on his chin, he sometimes just lets it go until it’s so long and thick that it must be taken care of, just like the onsets of a beard. The color is just as dark as his hair, but a little curled as compared to the well kept nature of his hair on top of his head.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

It truly depends on the partner. If this is a one night stand, Higgs won’t hesitate to call it a quick fuck and move on. He’s not going to give his attention or devotion to a person who doesn’t deserve the full on ‘Higgs Monaghan experience’, but if he feels it may be going somewhere, then expect some kisses or sweet words. Maybe even expect a bit of his strong façade to slip in the process.

Now, if you’re his friend/enemy with benefits, or his partner, then here comes the fucking romance train. Sweet, lingering kisses. Gentle brushes along one's skin followed by an unlimited amount of devotion and praise. He will worship the very ground you walk on as long as he gets a piece of you in some way, shape, or aspect. His love will show in every act, even if it’s a quickie or just a straight up fucking session. He may not be too brash, but his reminders will come at a constant, mixed in with lewd conversation and grunted notions.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Being in his clothes, be it his mask or just his cloak, is the best material he can go to for jacking off. Be it imagining you on your back, hands going to work on whatever gets you off while the fabric bunches beneath you, or the idea of you being in control, being ‘him’. Fuck, does it get his mind going and hand going even faster. The easiest thing to do in those moments is to call you up for some straight up dirty talk. If he’s going to be going after release, he wants you to do the same too (or tease the hell out of you until you’re on the brim and need him, because the cocky bastard loves that shit.)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

BDSM (Bondage, Masochism, and Sadism mostly), Breath Play, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Face Sitting (partner and him), Impact Play, Knife/Weapon Play, Odaxelagnia, Orgasm Denial/ Control, Pegging/Anal, Praise Kink, Strap-on Play (to him), Teasing, Voyeurism, and Worship Kink.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

ANYWHERE. Literally fucking anywhere. He will do it at the Homo Demens base camp, right outside of a Bridges delivery location, or even in the middle of timefall (of course with proper coverage. He would never want you to get hurt by the timefall, nor the BT’s, but it does make it interesting to see how quiet you can stay when they begin to move about. It’s always with an underlying sense of danger or excitement of getting caught that fuels him. But this doesn't stop him when it comes to being home.

When with the Homo Demens, his room at base camp is an often place as well as the community showers. The bunker of Peter Englert, though smaller than a whole base, offers many places as well. These stationary places are his favorite for privacy and intimacy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Your body, no matter what, is always an automatic turn on. Especially if there is exposed skin involved that he can hold onto or kiss at. He is a total ass man, always loving to grab at it or just keep his hand there when talking. Your ass, watching it as you walk or beneath him sends blood rushing down below and he may as well cum in his pants at this rate because holy fuck, is that ass perfection. He will worship that ass, constantly wanting to caress it or have a handful if you’re on his lap. Your hands are the next thing. Be them wrapped around his cock, grabbing at the sheets beneath you, or simply cupping his cheek in the afterglow, your hands are always the sweetest thing because they can do so many things that can make him fall apart at the seams.

What REALLY gets him going is being taken care of. Higgs is touch starved all to hell, and when he gets any sign of affection or sweetness from you, be it cuddling or kind words, he feels like he’s floating on a damn cloud. When he is being submissive, or is the bottom in the relationship, It’s especially a turn on when being taken care of leads to praise in the bedroom.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will ABSOLUTELY refuse to involve any form of piss or scat in your play. It is an automatic turn off and he may as well be the cause of another voidout just from the mere recommendation of it. He can’t stand the idea of it. Higgs is into a lot of things, but those two will never fall under his category of things that get him going and needy.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! He is an absolute lover of giving and receiving oral! And he isn’t too shabby at it once he gets used to how your body reacts.

When it comes to giving oral, he goes between a mixture of teasing and driving you mad with that damn tongue. Depending on the relationship you share with him, he either dives right in or takes his time with it. If he wants to, he’ll map out your sex, taking in how hard/wet you are, finding what bits make you mewl the loudest or give him the desired effect. He’ll go slow with his tongue, dragging it until you’re trying to get your cock either inside his mouth or his tongue on your clit (either way, he’ll leave you squirming). When he finally gives you what you want, being lavishing your core or sucking you off, he’s at it and he will go until you’re trembling and begging for no more, to which he’ll get one or more out of you just to prove the point that he can.

When it comes to receiving, he is always down for such, but he is more likely to be down for it if he's the submissive partner in the relationship. He would rather worship and tease when in a dominant position. Taking care of you is the best thing in his mind. But being taken care of? Now that is what drives him absolutely wild. He is sensitive when it comes to the tip of his cock being played with, and will fall apart if it's played with.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It really depends on his mood. If he is wanting to be in a kind and sweet mood, he’s slow and passionate, He’ll take his time to make sure you feel nice and good. Keeping eye contact and sweet praising as he takes you, gentle kisses followed by accented thrust that go just deep enough but not too fast to make it fucking. No, that in his mind is perfect for something he isn’t used to, which is love making. If it needs to be quick, or in his mind it’s a sexual punishment, he will be rougher, or faster with you. He’ll fuck you raw and leave you a mess. Either way you’ll be a mess when you’re with Higgs.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He usually has more time for quickies, as he is the entity trying to bring on the next mass human extinction. Of course he loves a good session of proper sex, being able to take his time with you or give you a chance to properly take him. But sometimes those are short lived moments, interrupted halfway through or being stopped before being able to bask in the afterglow because he has to leave. Duty calls, after all. His favorite places for them are generally at the Homo Demens camp, or on the go in some risky area that could accidentally get you guys caught.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

This fucker practically screams risk. Be it public excursions or a new tactic in the bedroom, he’s game. If you want to try something a little more dangerous with him, or something far more kinky then you two already do, he is down. He will always give you a chance to try things with him, and sometimes he’ll see what he can do to help expand your comfort zones by suggesting new situations or experiences. Maybe trying more intensive bondage would be the step up he would try with you from the light bondage you two may already do. Maybe he wants you to try choking him, or maybe YOU want to try choking him. Either way, he is always up for experimentation.

This man, being the exhibitionist he is, is obsessed with the thrill of potentially or actually being caught in the act. It’s something that he would GLADLY introduce you to if he had the chance, wanting that to be the first big experiment if you aren’t already into it. Now mind you, he will respect (generally) your boundaries on most things, but this is one thing that absolutely screams fun in his mind, and it’s so damn risky because you never know who is gonna see!

“Oops, didn’t see ya there Sammy! We’ll just finish up here.”

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

It really depends on the play and the partner. Higgs is a man who can go perhaps three or four rounds at the most, having stamina like a beast if he’s really hyped up for it. Usually this happens when he is in the domineering position, having full control over himself, and whatever control you’ll allow over you, be it full or less than full control.

When he is the bottom, taking whatever is being given to him, he’ll last two rounds at the most because let's face it, Higgs can become overstimulated quickly if the right touches and praises are given. Use the right sensation or hammer down on him when you fuck, and he’ll be a puddle of incoherent speech and needy rambling. Now this doesn't mean you can’t get more out of him, but he’ll be less likely to be as coherent as if he is in full control of the situation.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Oh he most certainly owns them, and he most certainly uses them when he wants to. He’s the kind of guy that if he doesn’t have a partner close by, and he wants to spice up a dirty call or get himself off quicker than he can with his hand, toys are the way to go. Be it dildos, vibrators, anything of the likes, he uses them and he will gladly use them on you or let you use them on him.

He doesn’t usually like using toys in every session, though. Sometimes feeling skin instead of whatever material the toy is is sooooo much better to him because he issued you and he wants to fuck properly. Now if you’re a person who requires the extra stimulation from a toy while you’re enjoying each other, then by all means, he’ll incorporate it somehow so that you get exactly what you need. Some people just need that extra push, and he is happy to supply!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Excuse me, have you met this man? He is the ultimate tease! Especially publicly. He loves to get you hot and bothered or embarrassed and riled up when he’s around. Sinfully delicious comments against your ear or tracing motions through your clothes until you’re needy and he leaves you like that until you’re alone. In the bedroom, he will do whatever it takes to have his partner either be a begging mess or be so fed up with him that he gets exactly what he wants.

For a submissive partner, he likes to use his tongue the most to tease. Trailing along your chest, or over sensitive nipples. Light flicks to extra sensitive areas below the belt, be it the tip or sweet spot on a cock or the bundle of nerves between a woman's legs. Light kisses or nips to the inner thighs just to get you squirming, that man will do so until you get a bite to your voice or just needy enough to give you what you want. Then again, sometimes he likes the torture of continuing the teasing until you’re vision is blurry with tears and you can’t utter any other word than ‘please’.

With dominant partners, he will make every move or command he gets into a tease. Taking his clothing off too slowly, tracing his tongue too long or not putting enough pressure. Sometimes his kisses will pull away too quickly as to tease you. But that teasing is gone the moment you put him in his place, then he is the most compliant creature ever.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make

He is like a fucking air raid siren when he’s being taken, but his volume isn’t nearly as when he’s doing the taking over having someone on top of him in the form of riding. He’ll moan, that is for sure, but the most common noises are the high pitched hitches in his breathing or the grunts that come when he’s pistoning his hips to bring you over the edge. He may give a growl if the fucking is more aggressive, or he may release and airy chuckle from time to time if you two are having more fun than seriousness.

W = Wild Card (Random Headcanon)

He is more than happy to dress in some kind of outfit for your sexual encounters. Be it a Bridges outfit because he knows you get off from him playing as the unknown stranger at Bridges, Peter Englert, or a Fragile uniform because fuck do you love leather, he’s down. He’ll happily wear panties if you like him in feminine undergarments, happily dress with cock cages and leather straps if you want to see him in such. He’ll even stay in the mask if you ask, but when it comes to dressing up, he isn’t limited to dressing himself. He absolutely adores when you wear his mask, or wearing his cloak to cover your nude form.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He may not be the longest or the girthiest, but Higgs has a nice package. He’s about six inches long when fully erect, so about average (in American standards). He can go from well trimmed to near unmanageable depending on his mood, and also the partner. Some prefer hairless, some don’t mind the all natural look.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pfft. Have you met this needy man? I mean seriously? He is OBSESSED with sex. Borderline nymphomaniac if you must, Higgs is constantly down for a good time as long as he has time. His big plans for the end of existence come first, but he will gladly give you his all or take whatever is given as long as he gets to enjoy it. He may ask for company more often than once a day given the day, or sometimes he’ll wait till it’s a time restrained time for you and get as much as he can until you just HAVE to do whatever it is you do. He can wait, but it only gets him more hyped for whatever will happen next, and sometimes it’s torture to him with waiting too long.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Out like a fucking lightbulb. He may stay up for a few for some aftercare either giving or receiving, maybe even some light banter, but generally he’s so worn out that he is O.U.T out! That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t like to stay up and chat the night away. Sometimes he does, sometimes he falls asleep like a light sleeping rock, and other times he’s having to redress to start whatever is next in his grand plan.

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b, c, d, f, k, w for leonardo pls

Thank you for requesting. Hope you enjoy 😊

B = body part (favorite body part of theirs in their partner’s)

His favorite body part of himself is his hips.

When missing you, he often finds himself tracing the curve of his hips or squeezing them with his long fingers. His hips remind him of all the dirty nights that consisted of your trembling legs wrapped tightly around his waist as he pounded into your dripping core.

He’s torn between your lips and butt: lips because nothing gets him more excited than seeing you lick your lips clean of his cum and your butt because well, it’s the perfect pillow.

C = cum (anything to do with cum basically)

This man- my lord, expect his cum to be everywhere (after all messy room, messy man). You often leave his embrace with either one- a stain on your clothes (if he was too impatient to wait for them to be on the floor), two- the salty taste of him coating your taste buds or sliding down your throat, or three- his cum dribbling down the inside of your thigh as you continue your day because he just had to look at you with those heated, lazy, lustful eyes and demand you not to wipe it off so the others can smell his claim on your flushed skin

D= dirty little secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He often has wet dreams of pounding into you so hard he breaks the headboard to his bed and wakes up with a wet stain on his trousers… in the middle of the hallway.

(He has whispered his… problem in your ear a few times while you are wrapped in his arms, his cock still buried deep inside you, mainly because it makes you sputter with a blush).

“Ah- Cara!”

Leonardo moans, panting as his eyes still heavy with sleep flutter open and glance down at his lap. He groans at the sight of the wet stain slowly growing larger awaiting him- not because he is embarrassed, oh no, but because this is the third time it has happened this month. At this point he honestly considers never leaving the heat of your walls so at least his pants will be spared.

“Cazzo! Damn it Cara Mia, your fault.”

Leonardo sighs digging into his pockets for the thin cigarillos held within a silver tin. His hair swaying gently in the air as he straightens his back and places the book resting beside him on his lap to conceal his dirty little secret.

F= Favorite position (this goes without saying.)

His favorite position is when he lies down behind you, lifting your leg to rest against his hip while slowly thrusting into you. He likes this position because he often falls asleep after having sex (and this is the perfect position for cock warming), also because you pant opened mouth or bite your lip, eyes rolling in ecstasy at the way his large cock hits all the right places as it angles deep inside of you.

Leonardo planted sloppy kisses alongside of your love bite stained shoulder, a shudder ripping through him as your heated core squeezed his cock slowly sliding into you.

“Leo, please- its too much,” you whimper, your entrance painfully aching at the overstimulation pulsing through you. You had fallen over the edge of euphoria too many times to count and Leonardo seemed no where in sight of stopping.

Another kiss, another shudder, another moan until Leonardo groaned, “one more Cara Mia, then you can sleep.”

Exhaustion tugged at your lashes but you still nodded, lifted your shaking leg higher, and entwined your and Leonardo’s fingers, “one more.”

K = kink (One or more of their kinks)

You want to make him hard? Wear lingerie and tie yourself to the bed post with his belt and your legs spread wide. This polymath freeze at the sight each time until a lazy smirk tugs at his lips, his shirt soon on the floor.

He has said on many occasions seeing you bound to his bed wearing lingerie soaked with your juices is his ultimate weakness. Basically he is a sucker for lace and leather bindings.

W = wild card (get a random head canon for the character of your choice)

He hates sharing but if you want to- he will.

“Are you just going to sit there or are you going to join in you old man?” Leonardo mumble slightly annoyed at how his old friend had been sitting in a chair, stroking himself as he watched Leonardo make you tremble. The pureblood’s tongue and lips was slick with your ecstasy, his finger slipping into your dripping core forcing a groan from deep within you. 

“You know I like to watch,” Comte responded, smirking at the dazed glaze over your rolling eyes. You whimpered, your hand pawing at the air to land on Leonardo’s head; his hair soft between your digits as you tugged desperately. 

“Come now Leonardo- you still have a job to do,” chuckled Comte, his breath hitching at how the polymath threw your legs over his broad shoulders, his wet tongue lapping a long strip between your thighs. 

A wanton moan slid past your swollen lips, a jolt of surprise running through you as Comte’s thumb tumbled into the warm cavern of your mouth. The heat surrounding your body felt unbearable. The wet slurps and pants emitting from Leonardo sent shivers down your spine as he spread your legs further apart; his fingers digging bruises into your thighs. 

“Do you have any idea how long I’ve wanted to touch you like this Ma Cherie?” Hummed Comte rolling your harden nipple between his digits. He continued, chuckling dangerously, “I’ll allow you to have off tomorrow... you won’t be walking for a while.”

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ABCs SMUT MASTERLIST

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▶️ Haru, your Young Master is currently tied up and helpless in your house. Decide what to do with him

CW: Restraints, dehumanization, pet whump, knife.

Farlan crosses his arms, really annoyed.

“Excuse me? Why the fuck would I be tied up in my own-“

Before he can finish, the curtains open and members of the production come out from backstage. Two large crew members hold him, he kicks and trashes and curses, but he isn’t strong enough to push them out.

“Let me go! Who the fuck? Where did you guys even com-“ He can’t finish before a woman with a ‘assistant director’ badge backhands him.

He keeps trying to fight but it’s useless. They tie him up kneeling, hands on his back, and put him in sensory deprivation, with large headphones and a blindfold. The worse is when they force his jaw open and shove a gag inside it, securing it behind his head.

After that… Is just darkness, for hours and hours.

Haru The pet only returns to Master’s room after he has finished his tasks. He hasn’t been harassed the whole day, everything went smoothly… Now he just wants to take a nap on Master’s fluffy rug before he is called for some task again.

He stops absolutely shocked once he sees his Master tied up on the floor. What is this? It’s wrong, it’s bad, it’s unnatural it’s dangerous!

Before he can think of anything else, he makes a dive for under Master’s bed where is dark and safe. Of course, Master doesn’t even notice, deprived of his senses. He waits there for a long time, hiding his face behind his hands, just peeking from time to time. No one else appears, nothing else happens except Master occasionally thrashing against the ropes. Why? Why is Master like this? It’s scary, it makes him sick. He fights the tears.

Eventually he feels a bit safer and risks coming out from his hiding spot, just a little bit. He touches Master’s arm and watches him shiver, screaming something under the gag. This makes the pet flinch, but soon he tries again. Alright. He can fix this, right? Master can’t be tied up.

Blindfolds and headphones first. He doesn’t understand the expression Master has… He seems… happy to see the pet? His hands are trembling a lot and he struggles with the locks on the gag, but he manages to take it off. Master takes a deep breath…

“FUCKING HELL” he shouts.

He flinches again, scared of the sudden movement, and dives for under the bed. Young Master turns his head to him, a bit desperate.

“No no no, come back.” He says immediatly, his voice so shaky...

He can’t obey. He is scared. Will he be punished? He is so, so afraid… Maybe Master will forgive him? No… No no…

“Pet. Come back here” Master tries again. It’s the same tone of orders but… its so shaky…! He crawls further under the bed. He feels the annoyance on Master’s next sigh.

Master closes his eyes and stays quiet for a moment trying to calm down. Alright. The pet is scared, he needs to be calm if he wants to coax the dumb pet.

“Pet. You want to be a good boy, don’t you?”

He puts his head closer to the edge just a little bit, so he can see master’s eyes and master can see his. Pleading, big, scared. He wants to be good but this is so strange and he is scared…

“You do, right?”

He nods, eagerly, nails digging in the rug.

“…Then come here and help me, will you?”

He shivers, wide eyed. He looks around, looking for danger. Thankfully Master understands.

“…there is no one else here. I promise” He shakes his head a little bit as if he doesn’t want to say this “…You aren’t in trouble, okay? I don’t expect you to know how to handle… Whatever the fuck is going on. But you need to help me now.”

Master is being patient. He really really is. Speaking softly at his worthless pet, when he is being so so useless and dumb and slow and rejecting orders! What pet is so dumb that needs to be told what to do three times on a row?

He crawls out. Puts his head on Master’s knee. He closes his eyes and takes another deep breath. The shakiness is gone from his voice now…

“Pet… I can’t pet you unless you untie me.”

Right. He is dumb… So dumb. Master’s hands are tied behind him, sitting over his heels. The knots are weird and complicated and he doesn’t understand. He whines, sadly.

“I-I d-d-don-‘t k-know h-h-ow…” he cries, afraid that talking will make Master more angry. Master wants him to be quiet always.

“…Just cut them” he sighs “You know where the knife is”

He cringes. The pretty silver knife Master keeps on his bedroom to cut him with. The same knife that made so many of his scars, that drops blood on the clean sheets when Master takes him to bed.

“M-mm-mm-a-as-t-er p-please” he shakes his head. He can see how Master’s patience is running out, how he is struggling so much to keep calm at his stupid pet.

“It’s not for you. Just for the rope pet”

He whines again, crawling up to the wardrobe. Scary wardrobe that has a drawer full of scary things. He shivers a lot. It’s scary. He doesn’t like taking things from there, they hurt him, make him scarred and ugly.

“…You are doing good. You are being very good” He turns back, eyes shining. Master so hardly ever tells him he is being good! He… he likes hearing that. It’s all he wants, to be good! Ok. Breathe. You can do this you can be a good pet! He wants to keep being good, so he musters the courage to pick inside the drawer and get the knife out. It feels so wrong to hold it. He doesn’t want to even look at it but –“…Such a good boy! Bring it here will you?”

He crawls back to where Master is kneeling.

“Cut the ropes on my hands and I’ll do the rest. Be a good boy and do that for me” He nods but… His hands shiver so much. He is so so scared. What if he cuts Master?

He tries to be very slow and steady…. But he is so stupid and shaky. Master curses under his breath, a drop of blood appears under the knife.

“A-“ he can’t. He drops the knife on the floor and crawls further away from Master utterly terrified “S-s-so-sorr-sorry It-it—its sorry i-it d-d-dint’t m-mean to it-“

“It’s fine” Master interrupts him so very annoyed now. He lets out a cry, and Master sighs again “It’s fine. Just finish cutting the ropes. Please. I can’t stand being like this anymore. I won’t punish you”

“B-b-but i-it c-c-cut M-mas-“

“Pet” he tries, sounding very serious “Just. Cut. The. Ropes.”

The way he emphasizes each word… The pet crawls back as fast as he can manage, his hand still shaking so much… He cuts through them a lot more clumsily this time, and he starts to cry as tiny drops of blood appear in some places. But finally Master’s hands are free.

He handles Master the knife and hurries back under the bed, curling up in the corner as Master quickly and efficiently cuts the rest of them. Master has steady hands and it’s strong and knows what he is doing.

Master breathes relived when he can spread his legs and arms again, taking a moment to lay on the floor and rest a bit. Then he looks back at the worthless pet, hiding… And smiles.

“You… You did good” Did he… did he really? He failed at it so much… Even cut Master a bit… “Come here, I won’t hurt you”

He whimpers. Won’t hurt him? For real? He deserves it, deserves a lot of pain. But he obeys. Its… its fine now. The hard part is over right? He pushes against Master’s hand and Master is kind and really does pet him. He closes his eyes enjoying it.

“You know what, let’s make some hot chocolate. I think you deserve a bit too.”

He perks up. He deserves it? Chocolate of all things? Did he… Did he really do good? He has been so slow and stupid and, and… Master really does seem pleased at him.

…It’s really nice. Even has fluffy marshmallows on it, and Master starts baking something and lets him have the batter! He loves when Master bakes. He sits on the floor, nuzzling Master’s leg once he finishes and sits to wait for the cake to be ready.

“Good boy” Master says, petting him. And that makes him so, so happy, he almost wishes all days were like this.