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Reader : My god im so hungry!!

Yandere(s) : how hungry...

*insert a very realistic photo of the yanderes face, staring dead into your eyes*

as corny as this may sound, I feel like this is perfect for Hol horse.

Gotta give the guy a little suaveness as a Yandere, he deserves it. Or maybe reader is just being a dork, maybe both.

You : so hungry I could eat a- *pauses as you realize who you’re saying this to*

Hol Horse *very aware of the phrase you were going to say* you could eat a what now? *there’s a huge smirk on his face, he’s confident for a good reason as he boxes you in*

You: *your embarrassment deepens even further* you decide in your awkwardness to say the phrase quickly to get it over with icouldeatawholehorse

There’s a deep chuckle from the man just a few inches away from you.

Hol Horse: If there’s a horse you want to eat, I’ll gladly oblige. *He gives you a knowing look and abruptly pulls you into a kiss*

That whole phrase sounded ridiculous but hell the way the blonde confidently carried those words made you shuffle uncomfortably, as his lips eventually parted from yours.

“Let’s fool around a little more, your little sweet talk stunt has me starving now” He grinned down at you before bringing you closer to his body.

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I rarely see anything for Acceleracers characters, so thank you for writing for them 🙇‍♀️

I really just was going to write one for Mark but then a bunch of asks came in for other characters. Honestly, I'm surprised that many people knew what Acceleracers was or wanted headcanons like that, so really thank you anons for giving me prompts :)

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Thanks for answering my questions!! Btw, your writings really good.😭

And the Harvey one? SO GOOD- 😩💕

Awe thank you so much 🥺❤️

I really try to capture the essence of the characters when I write for them, and I was on a heavy Harvey Dent hyperfixation for a while 😂

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Same person. When you say 18+, you definitely mean that there’s an adult running the account, right? I just get weirded out when I don’t see any age indicator. Sorry- :[

Yes! I am in fact an adult!

21 lol

I put the 18+ there in my bio just because I dedicated this account to random writings and imaginings that are NSFW or just a little more spicy than normal, headcanons and other writings that I like and wanted to be able to find quickly.

As for rules? I don't really have any (except don't take credit for writings/art you didn't do), since this account was just for fun and to write down random character headcanons I had. I just wanted to share with anyone who might possibly be interested instead of just keeping them in my notes app lol. Don't take the posts too seriously, it's just silly little writings for fictional characters.

I probably won't be taking asks for awhile, and posts are limited since I don't have that much time. Writings and posts are kind of just in the moment.

I hope that made sense and answered your questions. Obviously I never want people to be mean, rude, or uncomfortable, so I just do these writings for fun.

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Could I make a request for a Yandere Harvey/Two-Face where they run into the reader and object of their obsession affection while committing something like a heist or robbery where he and his goons end up holding the place hostage? Maybe one of his goons randomly pics a hostage to threaten/rough up to serve as a warning to the others, and this so happens to be the reader, and this is when Two-Face sees her?

Sorry for getting to this late. My mental health hasn't been the best, nor has my physical health.

A fateful encounter

Yandere Two-Face x Reader

You could hear your own heart pounding loudly in your chest, silently praying this would end soon.

What started as a rather dull visit to the bank devolved into chaos. It happened so fast that you could barely comprehend what was happening, all you could recall is the sound of gunshots being fired into the air and the sound of a man shouting, demanding everyone get down on the ground.

So you kneeled there, fear flowing through your veins, frozen like a cornered animal with nowhere to escape.

You heard a man's voice barking orders to the many other men in the room. They likely worked for him, you figured. His voice was gruff, gravelly and deep. It sounded dangerous, as well as oddly familiar. You can't pin down where you've heard that voice before.

You try to subtly move your head towards the source of the sound, but before you can get a good look, one of the henchmen grabs you and lifts you up off the floor, holding you up with a firm grip on your neck, choking you.

"I saw this one move, boss. I figure they're tryna get away." the hired thug sneered, looking like he's just waiting for an excuse to beat somebody to a pulp.

You finally get a good look at the owner of the voice when he approaches. He was a tall, intimidating figure. Not quite as muscular as the man currently holding you by the throat, but he had a menacing aura surrounding him. What struck you the most about him, however, was the severe scarring that covered half of his face.

It was the former district attorney Harvey Dent. You've heard about the incident that left him disfigured, and you've heard about his fall from grace and his eventual turn to crime, but you never thought you'd ever see him in the flesh.

His expression was unreadable but his gaze was intense as he looked into your eyes. It was like he was taking in every detail.

"Let them go." He ordered, and the henchman obeyed, dropping you to the ground. You landed on your knees, catching your breath.

"What's your name?" He asked, and you answered between gasps for air.

"I'll make sure to remember it."

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The heist was a success, but now wasn't the time for him to rest on his laurels.

Alone, he kept replaying that moment at the bank in his mind.

"They sure have caught your eye, haven't they, Harv?" rasped his second self, Two-Face.

There's tension inside him. A conflict.

"This is stupid." Harvey tells himself. "We should just leave them be. They have nothing to do with us. They're just some unfortunate soul who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"But you want to know more. You know you do. You want to have them."

Harvey can't deny that. Something ugly and twisted is growing inside him. A need to feed this newfound obsession.

"I'll try to get our guys to find out more about them... but we won't do anything drastic."

"Are you so sure about that? The way I see it, this is going to eat you until you snap and try to take them for yourself. Obsession is never a good thing."

Harvey can't deny that either...

"This is wrong... but we both know neither of us can rest until they're ours."

He sighs.

"They looked so angelic... I can't stop thinking about it. I pray this doesn't get ugly, I don't want to hurt them."

"And that's why we made the guy who threatened to thrash them two bullets to the skull? How sweet."

"He was acting out of line."

"He was touching what was ours."

The two fell silent, pondering what their next move should be. Is it worth it to feed into this obsession?

Fuck it.

If it means getting to be the one to keep you safe from all the ills that men like them commit, it's definitely worth it.

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Harvey Dent/ Two Face NSFW Headcanons

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Harvey Dent/Two Face from DC Comics and the Arkham games

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...

Notes: I don't write these very much, but I could find absolutely nothing for this character, and there's gotta be other little freaks out there that like Harvey, I live for his character :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He tends to your every need; water, clean up, snacks. If you just want to fall asleep, he'll hold you, brush your hair. He'll make sure that everything was satisfactory, that you felt safe, he'll probably talk your ear off, he just cares about you so much.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He hates himself, he can barely look at himself in the mirror. He'd probably say his fingers and arms, they're skilled and strong.

He loves your eyes and lips, the way your skin feels on his. The way you look at him, hold his hand, caress his skin. You're a light in his life, a little reminder he still deserves love, that he isn't completely a monster.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He is packed full and will shoot it on you if given the chance. He loves making a mess of you and him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves role-playing with you, it gets him in the right mood. Sometimes it's silly and fun, but most times it's just used an excuse to get you hot and bothered. His favorites are boss/secretary and patient/nurse...he just likes getting you little outfits.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty experienced, was kind of a playboy, at least before the accident. He still knows what he's doing, he's really good, he just has to be careful.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or Cowgirl/'s Helper or Scoop Me Up

He loves having you in his lap while he's working at his desk, or just having you sit on the edge of his desk. He likes having you nearby. Otherwise he loves fucking you from behind, on the wall, on a window or door, he doesn't care. He's handsy and possessive.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious, sometimes he splits between his personalities though, he doesn't joke unless it's self-deprecating, he can’t help it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He tries to keep himself presentable, the good half of him anyway. He only really has to worry about half of his upper body, and the two sides of his hair, he uses different products.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends what side of him is in charge. If Harvey is he's sweet and slow, trying to stay calm and make sure you're okay. He'll kiss you and hold your hand, grab your hair...but if Twoface is in charge you're in for a hard and rough fuck. He'll still whispers things in your ear, but it's dirty and suggestive. Both sides are very talkative and handsy though.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it sometimes, but not a lot, he gets blue balls way too often though

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dom/Sub, Dom/Brat, slight bondage and edge play (except his gun is unloaded).

He likes to have control, but every now and then he'll let you be bratty or sassy and get away with it, let you do what you want, but it doesn't last long.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his office on his desk or in a vault (but he very rarely takes you out when he's on a crime spree)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Wear a little mini matching version of his outfit (if it's short you get a bonus)! He loves having a mini-me. He'll pick you up bridal style or throw you over his shoulder.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He hates having people around when he's with you, much less doing the deed with you. Absolutely no threesomes or observers. It's just you and him. He also won't have a gun near you, or at the very least will have the safety on, god forbid his dark side got trigger happy and you got hurt. He'd never hurt you on purpose.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, and he'll make a point to do it whenever he gets the chance. He'll place you on his desk or chair and get on his knees. He loves pleasuring you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends which personality is "in control". Harvey is more slow and sensual, taking his time to make sure you feel safe and are comfortable, he's a little self conscious, and wants to make sure you're pleasured right. Twoface is hard and rough, slamming into you, squeezing you, choking you, anything he can do to get a reaction out of you and satisfy himself.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, and he loves the thrill of seeing you flustered or scared of getting caught. They are rough and messy, usually in his office on his desk or in the car.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes when his men walk in on quickies, he likes the thrill of being caught. But otherwise he doesn't really want to experiment or risk anything with you, you just being around him and tolerating him is enough. He's so thankful and doesn't want to risk losing you, your trust, or affection. He doesn't want to scare or hurt you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go pretty long, he loves the feeling of you, so he'll go as long as he can, usually 2 or 3 long rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't like them, so no, only thing he's using is his coin

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves teasing you! He lives to do this, especially in the bedroom, at least the one half of him anyway. But he loves having you tease him more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He whimpers and moans, occasionally groans, but he loves dirty talking to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He'll give you his black card, spend it on anything and everything. Come in during a meeting, or if things are getting dangerous and you could be nearby, he won't say anything but will hand it over to you between his fingers with a quick kiss. He loves spending his stolen hard earned money on you, and loves watching you give a haul review afterwards.

"Buy something pretty, baby,"

He'll be offended if you don't buy the most expensive version of the item you got.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's packing! It's long and thick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He yearns for affection more so than sex. He wants to be held and caressed, kissed and hugged. He wants to envelope you in his arms, be your safe place, but there’s that side of him that's hungry for you. That wants nothing more than to pin you down and fuck you mercilessly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Snoozer! He'll be out like a light afterwards, and will definitely fall asleep on top of you. He's heavy and has a tight grip around your waist, so you better fall asleep quick, you'll be there awhile.

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General Yandere Bane

THIS MAN IS FINE OKAY.

"Aw, mi vida, don't look at me like that." He coos mockingly, chuckling when your brows furrow even more towards him.

He chuckles as he makes his way over to you, his hand stretching out to touch your face. You try to move your head back but it's useless considering you were gagged and tied up to a chair. The tips of his fingers gently touch your cheek and slide under your chin, tilting your head up to look back up at him. His dark brown eyes behind his mask hold a shine of amusement to them but there was also something else. A softness that he has in his eyes that's so different compared to the usual icy detached look his mug shots had or the internalized anger when he stared dead at the camera's in the middle of his arrests. Yet you couldn't really say you've ever been scared when you met his gaze because he never looked at you that way. He looked at you like you were the one thing in the world that could give him peace, like you're very eyes were softening his hardened heart, and like you were the most precious and priceless thing on the planet. He looked at you like you were his lover.

Your heart would've been soaring from your chest with the way he looked at you, after all, his physique was impressive but there were other things that were admittedly attractive about him. His deep rumbling voice heavy with his accent, the way he spoke so intelligently and flatteringly towards you, and how despite his brutish self, always treated you so gently. However, he was still a monster. He had just snapped the necks of your fellow Arkham colleagues and then abducted you.

"Una mirada tan aterradora en tu cara." He jokes to himself as you continue to stare at him like he was the shit under your shoes. He pulls his hand back from your chin and crouches down in front of you, finally face level to you. He tilts his head to the side and he has a small smirk on his face, "You're truly a vision."

"He'll stop you," You say, sick of his smug face. Sick of how cocky he looked in front of you. Sick of how small and helpless he made you feel, "The Batman. He'll always stop you."

"Ay, Mi vida, you forget," He says, standing up again, "I've broken the bat before, both physically and mentally. While he did triumph many times, this time will be different."

You raise an eyebrow, "How?"

He messes with the gauntlet in his hands, the viens of his muscular arms turn green and you watch in horror as his lumbering shadow grows and grows before you. He's taller now, his eyes now glowing green, and even with his muscles being even more humanely bigger than possible. You try to shrink into yourself, your back leaning against the chair as far as possible, your head lowering to your shoulders, as if you wanted nothing to do than to dissappear from his line of sight.

"Because if he tries to take you..." He cracks his knuckles and his neck, "Romperé todos los huesos de su cuerpo."

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Bane Dating Headcanons:

♠︎He's really just a puppy in love. Big and scary, but only has a soft spot for you. I'd like to think of him as being similar to Gomez Addams (90's), where he would do anything and everything for you, while also respecting your strengths and individuality.

♠︎He will carry you around in his arms or on his shoulder, you weigh nothing to him so why wouldn't he bring you with him? He doesn't really think about it, he just does it, almost like an emotional support response.

♠︎He'll give you little petnames in Spanish, and you'll hear him incorporate so much spanish in his daily dialog; Cariña, Chiquita, Princesa, mi amor (if he's just so deeply in love), mi vida, pequeña

♠︎He's very vocal about his love for you and will shower you in praise and adoration. He'll get you gifts, read with you, wash your hair (and he really tries his best to be gentle), cook. Anything little or big you want to do, he'll do it.

♠︎He's your protector and will do anything and everything to keep you safe...even if you say you can handle yourself, he knows this, but you will notice how much safer the streets have become.

♠︎He always checks to make sure you have eaten.

♠︎He's a smart and serious man, and secretly sensual, he's going to treat you like royalty, but also make sure you know you belong to him...and others know you are absolutely off limits.

♠︎Seeing you smile or laugh, makes all his worries go away, just for a moment, seeing you as this ray of sunshine, a touch of hope on his worst days he loves that, and he loves you.

♠︎He's kind of rough in the bedroom, but gentle and sweet with aftercare. He's a huge teddy bear and holds you close to him, kisses the top of your head and massages your back until you fall asleep.

♠︎He smells really good actually, like a spicey leather and cedar smell, it's strong but comforting

♠︎He drives with one hand on the wheel and the other holding your hand or on your thigh. He'll bring you little treats and let you fall asleep on long rides. If you can't sleep he'd put you in the passenger seat with a blanket and adjust the heat/cooling to your liking and just drive.

♠︎He can sing really well, and even though he's big he's a pretty good dancer, though he'd never admit to it, he loves dancing with you, or singing with you. He'll hold you in his lap or on his chest and hum or sing softly, it's usual comfort songs, or one's he knows you like.

♠︎You will never end your day wondering/questioning if he loves and cares about you. He will communicate his feelings with you, send you to bed with a kiss, and will always make sure your needs are taken care of. He would hate for your last memory of him to be one of anger or sadness.

♠︎He loves having you in his lap, whether you're sitting there or have your legs draped over his, he doesn't care, he just likes having you close...knowing you're close. He loves giving you kisses on your forehead or top of your head.

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ok another floating thought:

Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.

Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.

6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.

Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.

You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.

As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.

Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.

GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)

no time to cook or order? He's gotchu

too tired? already on the way

exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook

and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?

I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK

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Harvey Dent/ Two Face Dating Headcanons:

◇This man is in love with you. He'd do anything to keep you safe and comforted. He knows it can be difficult to be around him, to look at him, but the fact you're willing to stay, god he loves you. You make him feel normal.

◆He definitely spoils you...

◇He always has you nearby, he can't be too careful, if anything happened to you he would lose that last part of his sane mind. He loves putting an arm around you, or resting his arms around your shoulders with his chin on top of your head.

◇Calls you Sweetheart, Baby, Love.

◆And occasionally Doll/Baby Doll and Mrs. Dent

◇You are his safe space, the only person who makes him feel like a man. He can talk to you, he trusts you, you're his whole world, the only thing both sides of him can agree on keeping safe and taken care of. You ground him, but he's still a criminal. He just has a soft spot for you.

◆He'll reserve a whole restaurant, something upscale and expensive, get you dressed up and take you out. It's just the two of you and his goons. He likes to face the main entrance. He'll let you talk about anything and everything.

◆He smells like expensive cigars and amber, occasionally smokey...

◇He is so domestic with you. He longs for a life that was taken from him. He loves cooking with you (just hide hot oil, it makes him panic) and baking. He'll watch movies and play board games. He'll dance with you around the kitchen in the middle of the night, or get you any cravings you may have. He loves you so deeply, and loves little moments with you.

◆He'll give you his black card, spend it on anything and everything. Come in during a meeting, he won't say anything but will hand it over to you between his fingers. Give him a kiss, he likes spending his stolen hard earned money on you, and loves watching you give a haul review. He'll be offended if you don't buy the most expensive version of the item you got.

"Buy something pretty, baby,"

◇He loves when you match outfits with him, especially if it's like a smaller set or just reminiscent of what he has on. He finds it cute and endearing on his good days. He loves having a mini-me. He'll pick you up bridal style or throw you over his shoulder.

◆He's your number one supporter, rights and wrongs. On your good days and bad he has your back. Someone tell you something negative? hurt your feelings? attempt to hurt you?! They'll be gone in the next 24 hours. He treats you like a queen, his queen, and absolutely no one will ever make you feel worthless or unworthy. He'll do everything in his power to keep you happy.

◇He always tells you when you look beautiful, will kiss the back of your hand, opens doors for you, he's a gentleman. Sometimes he loses his temper, or gets mad, but he would never intentionally harm you, and he is such a love sick puppy for you. Apologies are profuse.

*I needed to include this art, he's just so fine. I'm not sure where the one is from, but the other two are from Harleen.

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I have a question... How to be the Kadeem's alphabet nsfw? I mean, is a little curious.

Sorry this took so long, honestly I ran out of motivation and then got super busy with life. Hopefully this isn't too OOC but I tried :)

Kadeem NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Brian Kadeem from Hot Wheels: Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol! Hopefully it's somewhat in character :/ It's totally going to be OOC...he's such a cutie pie

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is so so sweet! Like oh my god! He's making sure you're cleaned up and comfy. He'll get your favorite blanket, light a candle, put on your favorite music or show...or if you just want to fall asleep He'll pull you into his arms and comb his fingers through your hair, or just let you talk

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Bedroom Eyes! He loves his eyes and his partners. He could literally look into them all day. It's a window to the soul. He finds comfort in the glances you give him, and just likes to tease you over your facial expressions. He finds them cute.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Doesn't mind it, actually enjoys making you cum or giving you a cream pie. He's dealt with messier messes, and it's just you and him, it's natural, and proves he did a good job.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He won't admit to it but he'd absolutely love to watch his partner give someone a lap dance or head, like not in a weird way, just seeing them confident and having fun, there's just something about it. But that's like deeeeep down...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced, like a little too experienced. Is very calm and won't pressure you in any way. He hits all the right spots and knows where to hold you and touch you to make you feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, sorry he's basic.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's more serious, but if he senses you're nervous or uncomfortable, he might make a joke to bring the tension down.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed and taken care of, a little hairy but not terribly, you can't even tell, it's pretty neat.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is so so in love with his partner! He'll kiss you all over, whisper sweet words to you, massage you, tell you how beautiful and charming you are. He'd do anything and everything to please you and make your confidence sky rocket.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't do it much or at all to be honest. He's pretty busy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink? Praise kink? I'm not even sure, he seems so sweet, so he's probably secretly a freak lol

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He's a simple man, his bed is a top contender but he also loves a good hot tub fuck

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly seeing his partner be good with people, kind and giving, he wants to be with someone who can sacrifice. If you're smiling and genuinely happy it makes him smile and want to scoop you up and kiss you all over.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There's absolutely no way he's hurting you or making you do anything you're uncomfortable with. He's also not going to brag about having sex with you, he won't even tell people you've kissed. Anything intimate stays between the two of you, it's sacred, unless you want to share of course.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, like he prefers it, but he's not opposed to watching you choke on him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual, he's in it for the moment, making sure you're comfortable and feel safe. That you're feeling good. Give him the ok and he'll destroy you whaaaat who said that

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't prefer them, but he's not against them. It depends on his mood really...

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He himself will take risks, but he won't do anything to put you in danger, or potentially embarrass you. Genuinely he just doesn't want to do anything reckless, but he's down to try anything once and decide from there.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a long time, but will only go as long as you're into it. He wants you comfortable, but isn't apposed to tiring you out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Uhmmm no?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not a mean tease, but more so affectionate and will try to embarrass you, he'll tease you by pinching you or squeezing you in a hug

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not loud at all, very quiet and reserved. He'll bite his lip or grunt though.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He always smells good, his car, his room, literally anywhere that's his, or just the room he is in smells heavenly and comforting.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

LONG and THICK

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's really not that high. He's not a man that needs to fuck, although if he really likes you and is the mood, then he's an absolute addict, but only for a short amount of time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He kind of drifts off slowly, he has to make sure you're comfortable first though

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ARMS ARMS ARMS

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Velkan Valerious NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Velkan from the movie Van Helsing (2004)

Warning: Mentions of sex...duh. This is obvious my own take and thoughts on the character btw

Notes: I've noticed there's not a lot for this character, so may be OOC...also let's just pretend he lived, and can control his transformation better :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Literally the biggest sweetheart! He'll clean you up, bring you water and snacks if you want, get you cleaned clothes and blankets and curl up with you in his arms. He's kissing the top of your head and trailing his fingers down your arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his arms and hands. Strong and reliable, but sometimes he is scared of his own strength. He'll tell you he likes his face and smile, because he's charming.

He loves your lips and hands. He'll kiss you constantly on the lips or back of your hand. He likes to hold your hands to keep himself grounded.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's indifferent to it, he's seen worse messes and weird substances, honestly it would be refreshing for him to be coated in a "semi normal" substance for once.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

If you get periods he'd totally fuck you while you're on it, if you'll let him of course, it's not a big deal and thinks it feels amazing, trust he's done it before...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has a lot of experience, not that he'd boast about it, but he loves knowing he can please you, and all the others were just practice. Does that sound rude?

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy :) But really he's old fashioned, he loves missionary or spooning. He likes holding you in his arms, holding your hands, kissing your lips. Sometimes he pulls on your hair or nips at your neck and lower lip. He might put a hand around your throat, depends on his mood.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, but will smile and laugh quietly if you say you don't look pretty or put yourself down in anyway. He's going to love you and make sure you're comfortable, and if he has to crack a joke or put you in your place, he'll do what the mood deems right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a slightly hairy chest and happy trail, his hair is long and fluffy, but otherwise he's well shaven and groomed. If he ever looks disheveled, he'll blame it on the moon or your makeout sessions.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is absolutely a romantic at heart and in action. He loves holding you close, kissing the back of your hands, brushing his lips against yours. He'll tell you how absolutely gorgeous you are, how you're all his and only his. He'd do anything for you and will make sure you feel satisfied.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't really have time for that, but if he absolutely needs a release he will

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink and breeding kink

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bedroom in the manor or on a fur rug by the fireplace. He loves the way the light from the flames hits your skin, and he can bundle you up afterwards or run his fingers across your skin or through your hair lazily while watching.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Be daring and bold, take an interest in his adventures and stories, be by his side. He loves seeing you be a little reckless and adventurous. He's also a sucker for corsets and long hair. Walk around in just his shirts, bite his bottom lip during a kiss, he loves that.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never do anything to you that would hurt you or leave permanent injury, or possibly kill you. He fights so hard to stay away from you when he transforms or when he knows it's coming. He just can't stand the thought of losing you or hurting you, especially at his own hands claws.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves loves loves giving, he's a little too good at it, and a little too hungry eager to dive right in. Your legs will be shaking.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on the moon cycle, the closer to a full moon the rougher and faster he'll be, but he really wants nothing more than to hold you down and look at you and go slow and feel everything, and make sure you feel as good as he does.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves them, but doesn't act on them much, they don't stay quick. There's too many good spots around, and he's usually in the mood. Obviously it's only happening if you want it to, but give him the ok and he's scooping you up and fucking you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Depends on the risks and challenges, if it's something he could possible harm you that's off limits, but he'll try anything once. He's adventurous and kind of a playboy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has so much, but his legs get tired, a solid 1 or 2 rounds, then he'll rest for a bit and give you more...if you can handle more.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No? Did they have stuff like that then?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's a huuuge flirt and teasing is like second nature to him, but he doesn't mean to be rude. He can be a little ruthless in the bedroom, your reactions to him teasing are adorable and it makes it hard to stop.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a grunter and will softly moan

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sometimes, he reads erotic books and then wants to reenact the scenes with you, but he never fully understands how it's done, so you just end up in this discombobulated and embarrassing arrangement.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just above average but thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's a yearner, but in the way of a lover, he loves holding you and kissing you, having an arm around your waist. He needs you near him. He loves the sound of your voice, the feel of you skin on his, the smell of you calms him, especially after fucking.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It's 50/50 if he falls asleep right away. He might scoop you up into his arms or hold you while he falls asleep on your chest or shoulder. Other times, he might put a blanket over you, tell you stories of his adventures (and misadventures), and hold your hands or massage your scalp, until you're asleep or he is.

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Dating Slade Wilson (AKA Deathstroke) Dating Headcanons:

◆He falls for you fast and from afar. He won't say anything at first, but he has his eye on you. Getting to know you and your routine. He just likes the way you look, sound, and act, and would be cheesy and cliche, but somehow smoothe with asking you out.

◆He'd take you out to expensive restaurants and classy theater shows, but he's the type to flirt with the waitress, he's a massive flirt!

◆If your feet hurt from the shoes you're wearing, he'll pick you up and carry you back home in his arms.

◆Daddy vibes? Silver Fox vibes totally!

◆Sometimes you won't hear from him for days or weeks. What he's up to, he won't tell you outright, it's already dangerous enough to take you out in public, but he'll let you guess his job. Again he won't say yes or no, but he purposely let's his body language lean towards a yes or no. You have an idea, but nothing concrete.

◆He wants you safe and to know you're safe. If you wear certain jewelry everyday, there's definitely a secret tracker on them. If worst comes to worse, he wouldn't be opposed to putting one in you somehow...he just would have to figure out how without injuring/harming you.

◆If someone lays eyes on you, checks you out for too long, god forbid feels you up, that person will be missing their eyes or whatever body part touched you the next day. You're his, and he doesn't share.

◆Affection in the form of words is rare. He'll tell you when you look pretty/gorgeous/exquisite/etc. but won't say he loves you. You have to say it, and he loves when you say it. Expect gifts from time to time; bouquets, trinkets, notes, but you'll never know when you're going to get them.

◆Calls you Darling, Doll, and Sweetheart most of the time, very rarely will you hear Baby, if anything it's Baby Darlin or Baby Doll

◆Can and will cook from time to time, will decide how good you've been if you deserve something fancy or not

◆He will slap your ass on the regular and laugh if you give him a dirty or confused look

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Hi, can you do a NSFW hc of Nolo Pasaro, from acceleracers, please? (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

I didn't expect two for him, but I'll definitely do my best :)

Nolo Pasaro NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Nolo Pasaro from Hot Wheels: Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol! Hopefully it's somewhat in character :/ It's totally going to be OOC

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's a complete cuddlebug, even though he won't admit it, but he's not letting go of you so it's kind of obvious.

"Hey, are you alright?"

*Nolo's face buried in your shoulder, nodding* "Yup!"

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands, they're actually really soft, but he's constantly working on his car or punching a bag. He cracks his fingers a lot, he's stressed, but holding your hand in his makes him feel better.

He loves your eyes, he could stare into them all day, and he does. Every time he sees the color while out and about he thinks of you. You're a comfort to him, something to keep him grounded.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He kinda hates it, like obviously not completely, he just hates the consistency

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'll never admit it with his words but he's totally a bottom and a brat, put him in his place, he lives for it!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has experience, but honestly not that much, he learned from Tone and the internet. He knows what to do but has to take a shot for confidence.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

69 or Spooning, he gets handsy

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious, but like cringey serious, as in he's trying to be macho or act like his brother. He doesn't really seem comfortable. You'll have to crack a few jokes to help him relax.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I'd like to believe he'd have a little happy trail, a small one, trimmed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's a complete sweet heart, gentle with you and likes to hold onto your hand. He'll pull you hair back, squeeze your thighs and kiss up your neck to your jaw. He'll tell you how good you look, and ask if you're doing alright.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does, but not very frequently, it's kinda not his thing, unless he's being needy

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Please wear his Teku jacket or pants, especially if you're his size or smaller, you look way too cute. I think he'd absolutely love someone bigger than him though, he wants to be the little spoon! Otherwise pull his hair or kiss his neck, biting is optional but he still likes that, put him in his place if you can be dominant he'll turn to puddy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bed or the hood back of his car

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence and a sense of pride. But honestly if you boost his ego or agree with him, he likes that. No specific clothes or sex appeal will get him going. Just match his energy. He's picky.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't fuck you while he's driving, or accept anything while driving. You're parking in a safe location where nothing can happen.

He also promises to keep his temper in check, he won't hit you or yell at you. He'll step away if he's upset or change plans until he's calmed down. Your safety is his top priority!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves receiving! Suck him off, fuck him, pull on his hair! Mark him as yours and he'll mark you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Starts slow until he gets comfortable and focused on you, then he's fast, but honestly he'd prefer being soft and slow, it's easier to watch you and how you're doing...if you're enjoying yourself.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He secretly prefers them, especially if you might get caught, he lives for the adrenaline and risk. Sneak into the back seat or a spare closet, the bathroom of a restaurant, he doesn't care.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves the risk of being caught, living on the edge, if you're comfortable with fucking out in the open he's so down for it...but he won't try anything deemed dangerous or "experimental", he'll risk his safety but not yours.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Just one or two

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No? Maybe...

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's kinda an ass, and uses a lot of dry humor, but he'll apologize later. It's kind of a heat of the moment thing, otherwise for the most part he's a complete sweetheart to you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He moans...like a lot...

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

His chain is definitely smacking you in the face and clinking as he fucks you. It might get tangled in your hair if it's long :/

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just about average

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest, he's usually preoccupied or thinking about other things. But when he does think about it he needs it then and there.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll curl up in to a ball and fall asleep pretty fast. Give him a little kiss on the cheek or forehead, he'll give a little smile, or hold him in your arms, let him fall asleep on your chest, he's clingy.

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Bane NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Bane from DC and Arkham Origins (really any version)

Warning: Mentions of sex...duh. This is obvious my own take and thoughts on the character btw

Notes: I don't write these very much, so may be cringe or OOC

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's a huge teddy bear and holds you close to him, kisses the top of your head and massages your back until you fall asleep. Once your asleep he's quick to go do anything else (like work out) to feel less soft and vulnerable.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his muscles (without Venom) and brain. He loves being strong enough to pick you up, carry you around, pin you down, whatever, he just likes having his way with you.

He loves your legs and hips, especially if you're toned and athletic, they feel nice under his hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves filling you up and covering you in it, he'll drink it from you, he does not care, he's dealt with worse messes and the sight of his cum on or in you is a pleasure

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would hate fuck you on the daily, he doesn't hate you just has a lot of pent up anger at the world, but he can't understand why you put up with him...why you stay with him or want to be around him. He has to hold back so much so he doesn't accidentally harm you or kill you, but sometimes he wonders how much you could take.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has experience, he knows what he's doing and where to hit, squeeze, or kiss, he's a little too good...but he's still trying to learn the intimate aspects, instead of using it purely as a form of stress relief.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Again he's a simple man, missionary or Doggy, but he loves cowgirl/boy...really anything he can hold your hips or neck

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a serious man, and sensual, he's going to treat you like royalty but also make sure you know you belong to him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I'd say he does take care of himself, he's groomed well. He's a smart man who takes pride in his brains and brawn

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends on his mood, or how shitty his day was, but truly he cares for you so deeply and will do his best to be gentle with you. He'll hold you close and kiss up and down your skin, leaving love bites here and there. You're addicting to him and he's going to tell you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it much or at all. It's more of a nuisance and waste of time for him. He's a busy man, and if he needs a release he'll seek out the real thing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink, especially if you're smaller than he is, and a domination and breeding kink. Again there's just something about making you submit to him and making you a total mess that he loves.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The privacy of his room or base, maybe in the gym on the bench press, but anywhere private and comfortable. He just wants it to be you and him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anger and stress usually, but seeing you smile or laugh...seeing you as this ray of sunshine, a touch of hope on his worst days he loves that. But start being a little bratty, a little daring with him, and he'll want to dominate you and put you back in your place

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't do anything to you, or even go near you, while on Venom. He's too scared of hurting you when he's off it, he's sure he'd kill you or seriously injure you on it. Venom is absolutely positively off limits to you, you aren't allowed to be near it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, making you squirm and melt under his touch, holding you down, listening to you beg or murmur. Hes so good, a little too good, with his fingers and tongue. You look way too good...especially if you take the initiative and want to give to him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hard and rough!

Except he does love just holding you and feeling your body against his at times. You're softer than he is, warmer. You're a comfort to him, and he'll whisper sweet words to you...before he snaps and has to break you, reminding you just how small you are.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

It's a waste of his time. If he's going to fuck you it's going to be done properly. He wants you comfortable and completely at his disposal...however, if he was particularly stressed or something, he'd drag you to the side.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He'll experiment with positions and where he'll fuck you (maybe in front of people or a few quickies), but he's not going to get too creative and introduce anything other than his body, he's too scared of the risk, at least he knows what he himself is capable of mostly and can control that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a lot of Stamina, and I mean a lot, this man can bench and lift way too much and is always trying to beat his personal bests...so he'll go as long as you let him, or as long as you can last

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

None

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease necessarily, more so dirty talks to you or taunts you. If he's doing that though he's in a good mood, because he'll do it lightheartedly unless he had a particularly bad day

"I know you can't take it all, Cariña," "You're doing so well," "Te ves hermosa mi amor,"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not very loud or noisy at all, he groans and breathes heavy, but he won't really say anything unless asked and you have to beg

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He mixes in Spanish a lot to his sentences, or has little pet names for you in Spanish. He does it more so when he's frustrated or angry, but he loves saying sweet nothings to you.

"What's wrong, mi amor?" "Mi vida..."

He's very gentle and soft with you on the daily.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just a little above average, nothing monstrous or tiny, kinda in the middle. There's more girth than length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high, but he still enjoys it with the right person, but he doesn't seek it out or catch himself thinking about it much. He's a busy man

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He won't fall asleep fast, you're out before he is. He'll probably do a few rounds of the space you're in, make sure everything's alright, get water or work out, he'll come back to check on you, maybe hold you close and cuddle for a bit, but he has so many things to do.

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Hey there! I saw your Wylde brothers headcanons and I was wondering if you could do one for Vert pleaseee?

Yes of course! :)

Vert Wheeler NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Vert Wheeler from Hot-Wheels Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol! Hopefully it's somewhat in character

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's clingy and a sweetheart. He'll make sure you are comfortable and cozy, have some water to drink, and snacks nearby. He'll tuck you in or pull you close and pull a blanket over the two of you. He's content and kissing the top of your head.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's got washboard abs, he's a skater and surfer, best believe his whole body is built like a greek god! But he also loves his hair and is very particular about it.

He loves your hands and lips and the sound of your voice. He's clingy and loves holding you and listening to you talk and showing you his tricks and just being around you and your touch.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He has no issues, he'll cum on you or in you, hell he loves making you an absolute mess

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's totally fucked on his surfboard in the middle of the water. Honestly, he thinks about it a lot with you. The sun setting or rising in the sky, the sound of the waves crashing, the sun glittering across your wet skin. Is it practical? No. Doable? Maybe. But it seems so peaceful in theory.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's experienced, he knows what he's doing a little too well. He knows where to hold you, push you to get you squirming. But he gets nervous if he really really likes you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's a simple man, Doggy or Cowgirl/boy, really anything that makes it easy to grab your hips and watch or hold onto you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's bound to say a few jokes or tease you a bit

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed, he waxes sometimes, but his hair is like super soft, even though he uses way too much product. His hair is a nice strawberry blonde everywhere.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's like a puppy and will do anything you want, within reason, but he also loves taking control and kissing you and cuddling you and wrapping himself around you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yeah he's definitely done it more than once, but with you he only does it if he absolutely has to...like if he hasn't seen you for days or weeks at a time for some reason

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I'm not sure of any specific kinks (any ideas?), but scratch up his back or arms and leave nail marks. You'll get a huge reaction and response...and he'd secretly love to make you watch him fuck you in the mirror.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His car or room, he's not picky though. Maybe a beach at the end of the day. As long as you're comfortable, he doesn't really care.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence and humor, if you share a love for the same things as he does or is better at it than he is, he loves someone he can have a good time with, someone supportive, and can slowly shift activities with seamlessly

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He refuses to hurt you by leaving marks on you that will be permanent, or possibly make you sick. He doesn't want to do anything that will make you uncomfortable or vulnerable. He's really mellow and go-with-the-flow

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, watching you squirm under his finger work or tongue work, he's honestly so good at it and is pleased when you're pleased

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

A mix of the both, slow when he's teasing and joking, or if you'd prefer he stay slow, but he loves it rough and fast...whichever gets the biggest reaction out of you he'll stick with

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves them just as much as a proper moment, but something about the thrill of being caught or seen really drives him over the edge, and best believe he's doing it whenever he gets the chance to rile you up and get you flustered if you're comfortable of course

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's up for anything once, maybe he'll discover something new he likes or is good at, he's an adrenaline junky

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's very active, and is always surfing or skating in his free time, so this man has so much energy. He will go round after round until he and you are satisfied. Each round is quite lengthy and intense, so you might only get through 2.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's bought them on a dare, but hasn't used them on himself...he's used them with past partners, but to be honest he's kinda too nervous and/or traumatized

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's kinda an ass, he loves teasing and making stupid comments, and most of them don't land or make sense. He'll laugh it off, or apologize, whichever is needed.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He looks like he'd be a whimperer, but he's actually pretty quiet, he kinda just gets into a zone and spaces out, if anything he's giving praise and a little dirty talk.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Whenever you say the word "fuck" whether you're annoyed or frustrated or whatever context, he follows it up by saying "me". He thinks it's funny, it's not, it's just corny.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average, it's got some girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high, but when he's in the mood, he is in the mood. Like total shift on the horniness scale and if he can get his hands on you and you're also in the mood you're done for

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep pretty quick, kisses you on the forehead and makes sure you're comfortable, but then he's out! And he sleeps like a rock.