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Head cannons - Carlos Oliveira

→ gn!reader

→ contains both sfw and nsfw hcs

→ notes: this was requested by @/Weskers_D_Virus on ao3!!

SFW

Carlos loves taking you on dates, buying you things, cooking for you.

Anything he can do to spoil you, he'll do it. He's whipped for you. 

Holds your hand everywhere you go, he likes having you close to him 

Occasionally, if Carlos wakes up early he'll watch you sleep. Not in a creepy way, but he'll admire your features. 

On that note, while in bed together it's an absolute must that he has you in his arms. You are not allowed to be in bed without him cuddling you at the same time. 

He's a good cook, like a really good cook. He spent his childhood cooking with either his mother or grandmother, so he picked a few things up while learning. 

Carlos also makes sure to learn your favourite dish by heart, so he can surprise you with it. Or brighten your day if he discovers you haven't been feeling it. 

He's a summer person, whenever the sun's out it's automatically a beach day. Mainly so he has a reason to stare at you in your choice of swim wear. 

By default if he loves beach days he likes long walks on the beach. Usually during sunset so the both of you can find a nice spot to settle and watch together. 

He plans to ask you to marry him on one of your beach walks 

NSFW

Carlos will always go at your pace, he wants you to enjoy yourself.

He also takes the time to learn your body; What you like, what you don't like, what makes you squirm or what makes you the loudest. 

He makes it his goal. 

Size kink, size kink, SIZE. KINK. 

The obvious size difference between the two of you always gets him going. Carlos uses his size to advantage, so he can trap you between him and the sheets and go to town on you. 

Tummy bulge, yes. He's that big. He makes sure to press down on it so he gets to see your features twist into bliss, when you let out that little gasp every time. 

Carlos is unable to go any further until he's: kissed all over your body and made you finish at least three times with his fingers and mouth alone. 

On that note, his head game is crazy. 

He'll have you anyway, on your back, your stomach, standing up. He takes great pleasure in letting you sit on his face. 

You're not allowed to hover, you're going to SIT. That man wants your whole weight on his face. 

He will make sure to give aftercare, that's a must. 

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Crying cuz I need more of Carlos GDHSHHSS, HE LEFT US IN A COLD CRUEL CARLOSLESS WORLD. 😭👊👊

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Karl Heisenberg Headcanons <3

I’m quite new to Tumblr, so if this is messy I’m sorry, I still adjusting to the format!

I intend to make some real posts, like fanfiction or something, later on, but for now here are some headcanons of my own for Karl:

He snores. Like a fucking bear, it’s not even funny. That man has sleep apnea like a southern grandma, you cannot change my mind.

The Duke special imports his cigars—Karl doesn’t know where they come from exactly, but they’re damn good cigars, so he doesn’t care to ask.

If you offer this man a regular cigarette he will sneer at you and smack it out of your hand. He is a commited cigar smoker. He’d throw a fit if you even dared hit a bubblegum vape near him, get that shit out of his face.

Gets freaked out about flys. Is that one of his nieces, or does he just smell bad? Is he being spied on, or is it just a hungry insect?

If Karl had access to any outside news or accessories, this man would be punk as fuuuucck. Crust punk, specifically. You think that man washes that jacket? Let alone replaces it ever? Hell no, it gets dirty just as fast as he washes it, and if he rips it he simply repairs it with whatever material and goes along his day. He *could* buy new clothes from the Duke, but why repurchase what can be fixed? Also, fuck the government while he’s at it.

He has very few belongings that aren’t work related. Outside of tools and parts, he is the exact opposite of a hoarder. He bedroom is pretty much empty.

He’d cry if his hammer ever broke. It’s his comfort item, and as much as he could easily repair it, he’s never forgive himself if even one gear was out of place. The hammer is his baby.

If this man could listen to music, it would be the grungiest, shittiest 80’s-2000’s dad rock/metal you’ve ever heard in your life. We’re talking Motley Crüe, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Metallica, Nickelback, Seether, and GOD would that man ever love TOOL, and he would insist on his life that there hasn’t been good music since that era.

Most if not all scars are caused by him being a clutz with his powers—especially when he was first learning them.

He curses out the soldats when his work is failing, in the way you would curse out a table after stubbing your toe. Wire not cooperating right? “Stupid fuckin piece of shit, work damn it!” Sparked at him? “How fucking dare you?! Get your shit together!” ……somehow, some way, it works?

Dog person. That is all.

His eyes are sensitive to light from lack of proper eyewear while welding, the shades help.

Lower lumbar issues at the very least, you cannot tell me that hard labour working motherfucker doesn’t have some kind of physical pain. If Moreau can have chronic illness, so can Heisenberg, he’s the most human of them all god damn it.

He’s actually quite pleasant to talk to, he just lacks social etiquette and has a real mean mouth, but if you can get around that…eh, he’s chill. He’s got some manners.

Has night terrors about Miranda taking him and the experiments he endured.

He can feel the Cadou moving.

Actually feels bad for village residents. He understands that they’re brainwashed/unaware, but he still automatically resents them for worshiping that bitch.

Could not handle a compliment if one was given, he’s too used to being insulted. Goes for physical touch too, he will react aggressively to even just a shoulder pat due to traumas.

Enjoys the rain.

Hates being worshipped as a lord, it makes him wildly uncomfortable if villagers bow for him or call him “Lord Heisenberg” or “My Lord”….he’d rather just be called “Heisenberg” , like a regular person.

<3 <3 <3

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Bane X Reader Drabble (He was a little too rough with you, he feels awful)

TW: Slight domestic violence mentioned, possible SA?, it's kind of just mentions of rough sex, accidental (thought I'd mention this just in case it comes across that way)

◆He had had a horrible day, going in and out of thought, barely seeing what was around him. Every now and then you would walk by or he would check in on you, giving you a quick kiss on the top of your forehead. It brought him back down to earth.

◆He trailed his kisses down, whispering softly to you. He then picked you up with ease as you laughed lightly, "are you sure? You've seemed pretty upset and lost in thought today."

◆"I can still make love to you, Cariña,"

◆And how he wished he wouldn't have agreed to fuck you. How he wished he would've checked on you more often. He was just so conflicted with work and missions, and you were a constant joy. He was sure it would make him feel better, get him over this cycle of overthinking.

◆It wasn't until he saw you under him, crying and shaking, that he snapped out of his thoughts.

◆"Mi Vida, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry,"

◆He scrambled off of you, terrified of what he could've done, even though you were assuring him through tears that you were ok. But, you clearly were not fine.

◆"You just get a little rough in bed," you groaned.

◆"What hurts? What can I do?" He would distance himself from you, terrified to touch you, but would want desperately to make you feel better. Anything, he'd do it.

◆He noticed you struggling to move your lower body, even straining to sit up. He'd prop up pillows and get you plenty of water, a heating pad for your stomach and pain killers.

◆He'd be too scared to touch you, but would hold your hand ever so slightly. He'd apologize profusely, promising to never do it again, never do something so reckless again...never hurt you again.

◆He'd stay with you until you fell asleep, or were semi comfortable, making sure to check on you and get you anything you needed. Sometimes, he forgets about his own strength and size compared to you, but he would never ever hurt you intentionally. He feels absolutely horrible for being too rough with you.

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Harvey Dent/Two Face X Reader Drabble (You Had a Bad Day at Work):

□Harvey perked up in his chair in his office, motioning for his henchmen to take out the two men sitting before him.

■He picked up your call almost immediately, as he usually did, he didn't want you to worry or risk being too late to your call.

□He heard the sadness and stress in your voice, "is everything okay, Sweetheart? What's going on?"

■"Just a bad day at work...." he'd listen to you ramble on and explain what had happened. He'd chime in here and there as he readied to leave, trying not to interrupt you, but making sure you knew he was listening.

□He'd jump into his car, listening to you talk on the phone and the noises in the background. He'd know you were getting ready to leave the building, your keys jingling, and somehow, would find a way to park next to your car and wait for you.

■He definitely has your favorite drink and snack with him, and would wave to you nonchalantly as you exited the building, hanging up the call. He'd gesture for you to come sit in the passenger's side.

□He'd either sit in the parking lot with you or take you for a little drive while you talk or rant about your day. He's listening to every word and detail and making sure he doesn't have to take any lethal action.

■He cares about you so much and wouldn't want you to have a bad day. He'd make sure you're comfortable at home, and if you have work the next day, He'd totally call you out saying you're sick, whether you want him to or not.

□If you want to watch a movie he's already beside you with a blanket and the remote, or any other activity he's got it ready.

■"Anything else I can do for you sweetheart?" He'd ask wrapping an arm around you at home, kissing your cheeks.

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Reader : My god im so hungry!!

Yandere(s) : how hungry...

*insert a very realistic photo of the yanderes face, staring dead into your eyes*

as corny as this may sound, I feel like this is perfect for Hol horse.

Gotta give the guy a little suaveness as a Yandere, he deserves it. Or maybe reader is just being a dork, maybe both.

You : so hungry I could eat a- *pauses as you realize who you’re saying this to*

Hol Horse *very aware of the phrase you were going to say* you could eat a what now? *there’s a huge smirk on his face, he’s confident for a good reason as he boxes you in*

You: *your embarrassment deepens even further* you decide in your awkwardness to say the phrase quickly to get it over with icouldeatawholehorse

There’s a deep chuckle from the man just a few inches away from you.

Hol Horse: If there’s a horse you want to eat, I’ll gladly oblige. *He gives you a knowing look and abruptly pulls you into a kiss*

That whole phrase sounded ridiculous but hell the way the blonde confidently carried those words made you shuffle uncomfortably, as his lips eventually parted from yours.

“Let’s fool around a little more, your little sweet talk stunt has me starving now” He grinned down at you before bringing you closer to his body.

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I rarely see anything for Acceleracers characters, so thank you for writing for them 🙇‍♀️

I really just was going to write one for Mark but then a bunch of asks came in for other characters. Honestly, I'm surprised that many people knew what Acceleracers was or wanted headcanons like that, so really thank you anons for giving me prompts :)

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Thanks for answering my questions!! Btw, your writings really good.😭

And the Harvey one? SO GOOD- 😩💕

Awe thank you so much 🥺❤️

I really try to capture the essence of the characters when I write for them, and I was on a heavy Harvey Dent hyperfixation for a while 😂

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Same person. When you say 18+, you definitely mean that there’s an adult running the account, right? I just get weirded out when I don’t see any age indicator. Sorry- :[

Yes! I am in fact an adult!

21 lol

I put the 18+ there in my bio just because I dedicated this account to random writings and imaginings that are NSFW or just a little more spicy than normal, headcanons and other writings that I like and wanted to be able to find quickly.

As for rules? I don't really have any (except don't take credit for writings/art you didn't do), since this account was just for fun and to write down random character headcanons I had. I just wanted to share with anyone who might possibly be interested instead of just keeping them in my notes app lol. Don't take the posts too seriously, it's just silly little writings for fictional characters.

I probably won't be taking asks for awhile, and posts are limited since I don't have that much time. Writings and posts are kind of just in the moment.

I hope that made sense and answered your questions. Obviously I never want people to be mean, rude, or uncomfortable, so I just do these writings for fun.

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Could I make a request for a Yandere Harvey/Two-Face where they run into the reader and object of their obsession affection while committing something like a heist or robbery where he and his goons end up holding the place hostage? Maybe one of his goons randomly pics a hostage to threaten/rough up to serve as a warning to the others, and this so happens to be the reader, and this is when Two-Face sees her?

Sorry for getting to this late. My mental health hasn't been the best, nor has my physical health.

A fateful encounter

Yandere Two-Face x Reader

You could hear your own heart pounding loudly in your chest, silently praying this would end soon.

What started as a rather dull visit to the bank devolved into chaos. It happened so fast that you could barely comprehend what was happening, all you could recall is the sound of gunshots being fired into the air and the sound of a man shouting, demanding everyone get down on the ground.

So you kneeled there, fear flowing through your veins, frozen like a cornered animal with nowhere to escape.

You heard a man's voice barking orders to the many other men in the room. They likely worked for him, you figured. His voice was gruff, gravelly and deep. It sounded dangerous, as well as oddly familiar. You can't pin down where you've heard that voice before.

You try to subtly move your head towards the source of the sound, but before you can get a good look, one of the henchmen grabs you and lifts you up off the floor, holding you up with a firm grip on your neck, choking you.

"I saw this one move, boss. I figure they're tryna get away." the hired thug sneered, looking like he's just waiting for an excuse to beat somebody to a pulp.

You finally get a good look at the owner of the voice when he approaches. He was a tall, intimidating figure. Not quite as muscular as the man currently holding you by the throat, but he had a menacing aura surrounding him. What struck you the most about him, however, was the severe scarring that covered half of his face.

It was the former district attorney Harvey Dent. You've heard about the incident that left him disfigured, and you've heard about his fall from grace and his eventual turn to crime, but you never thought you'd ever see him in the flesh.

His expression was unreadable but his gaze was intense as he looked into your eyes. It was like he was taking in every detail.

"Let them go." He ordered, and the henchman obeyed, dropping you to the ground. You landed on your knees, catching your breath.

"What's your name?" He asked, and you answered between gasps for air.

"I'll make sure to remember it."

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The heist was a success, but now wasn't the time for him to rest on his laurels.

Alone, he kept replaying that moment at the bank in his mind.

"They sure have caught your eye, haven't they, Harv?" rasped his second self, Two-Face.

There's tension inside him. A conflict.

"This is stupid." Harvey tells himself. "We should just leave them be. They have nothing to do with us. They're just some unfortunate soul who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"But you want to know more. You know you do. You want to have them."

Harvey can't deny that. Something ugly and twisted is growing inside him. A need to feed this newfound obsession.

"I'll try to get our guys to find out more about them... but we won't do anything drastic."

"Are you so sure about that? The way I see it, this is going to eat you until you snap and try to take them for yourself. Obsession is never a good thing."

Harvey can't deny that either...

"This is wrong... but we both know neither of us can rest until they're ours."

He sighs.

"They looked so angelic... I can't stop thinking about it. I pray this doesn't get ugly, I don't want to hurt them."

"And that's why we made the guy who threatened to thrash them two bullets to the skull? How sweet."

"He was acting out of line."

"He was touching what was ours."

The two fell silent, pondering what their next move should be. Is it worth it to feed into this obsession?

Fuck it.

If it means getting to be the one to keep you safe from all the ills that men like them commit, it's definitely worth it.

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Harvey Dent/ Two Face NSFW Headcanons

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Harvey Dent/Two Face from DC Comics and the Arkham games

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...

Notes: I don't write these very much, but I could find absolutely nothing for this character, and there's gotta be other little freaks out there that like Harvey, I live for his character :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He tends to your every need; water, clean up, snacks. If you just want to fall asleep, he'll hold you, brush your hair. He'll make sure that everything was satisfactory, that you felt safe, he'll probably talk your ear off, he just cares about you so much.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He hates himself, he can barely look at himself in the mirror. He'd probably say his fingers and arms, they're skilled and strong.

He loves your eyes and lips, the way your skin feels on his. The way you look at him, hold his hand, caress his skin. You're a light in his life, a little reminder he still deserves love, that he isn't completely a monster.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He is packed full and will shoot it on you if given the chance. He loves making a mess of you and him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves role-playing with you, it gets him in the right mood. Sometimes it's silly and fun, but most times it's just used an excuse to get you hot and bothered. His favorites are boss/secretary and patient/nurse...he just likes getting you little outfits.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty experienced, was kind of a playboy, at least before the accident. He still knows what he's doing, he's really good, he just has to be careful.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or Cowgirl/'s Helper or Scoop Me Up

He loves having you in his lap while he's working at his desk, or just having you sit on the edge of his desk. He likes having you nearby. Otherwise he loves fucking you from behind, on the wall, on a window or door, he doesn't care. He's handsy and possessive.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious, sometimes he splits between his personalities though, he doesn't joke unless it's self-deprecating, he can’t help it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He tries to keep himself presentable, the good half of him anyway. He only really has to worry about half of his upper body, and the two sides of his hair, he uses different products.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends what side of him is in charge. If Harvey is he's sweet and slow, trying to stay calm and make sure you're okay. He'll kiss you and hold your hand, grab your hair...but if Twoface is in charge you're in for a hard and rough fuck. He'll still whispers things in your ear, but it's dirty and suggestive. Both sides are very talkative and handsy though.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it sometimes, but not a lot, he gets blue balls way too often though

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dom/Sub, Dom/Brat, slight bondage and edge play (except his gun is unloaded).

He likes to have control, but every now and then he'll let you be bratty or sassy and get away with it, let you do what you want, but it doesn't last long.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his office on his desk or in a vault (but he very rarely takes you out when he's on a crime spree)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Wear a little mini matching version of his outfit (if it's short you get a bonus)! He loves having a mini-me. He'll pick you up bridal style or throw you over his shoulder.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He hates having people around when he's with you, much less doing the deed with you. Absolutely no threesomes or observers. It's just you and him. He also won't have a gun near you, or at the very least will have the safety on, god forbid his dark side got trigger happy and you got hurt. He'd never hurt you on purpose.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, and he'll make a point to do it whenever he gets the chance. He'll place you on his desk or chair and get on his knees. He loves pleasuring you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends which personality is "in control". Harvey is more slow and sensual, taking his time to make sure you feel safe and are comfortable, he's a little self conscious, and wants to make sure you're pleasured right. Twoface is hard and rough, slamming into you, squeezing you, choking you, anything he can do to get a reaction out of you and satisfy himself.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, and he loves the thrill of seeing you flustered or scared of getting caught. They are rough and messy, usually in his office on his desk or in the car.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes when his men walk in on quickies, he likes the thrill of being caught. But otherwise he doesn't really want to experiment or risk anything with you, you just being around him and tolerating him is enough. He's so thankful and doesn't want to risk losing you, your trust, or affection. He doesn't want to scare or hurt you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go pretty long, he loves the feeling of you, so he'll go as long as he can, usually 2 or 3 long rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't like them, so no, only thing he's using is his coin

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves teasing you! He lives to do this, especially in the bedroom, at least the one half of him anyway. But he loves having you tease him more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He whimpers and moans, occasionally groans, but he loves dirty talking to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He'll give you his black card, spend it on anything and everything. Come in during a meeting, or if things are getting dangerous and you could be nearby, he won't say anything but will hand it over to you between his fingers with a quick kiss. He loves spending his stolen hard earned money on you, and loves watching you give a haul review afterwards.

"Buy something pretty, baby,"

He'll be offended if you don't buy the most expensive version of the item you got.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's packing! It's long and thick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He yearns for affection more so than sex. He wants to be held and caressed, kissed and hugged. He wants to envelope you in his arms, be your safe place, but there’s that side of him that's hungry for you. That wants nothing more than to pin you down and fuck you mercilessly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Snoozer! He'll be out like a light afterwards, and will definitely fall asleep on top of you. He's heavy and has a tight grip around your waist, so you better fall asleep quick, you'll be there awhile.

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General Yandere Bane

THIS MAN IS FINE OKAY.

"Aw, mi vida, don't look at me like that." He coos mockingly, chuckling when your brows furrow even more towards him.

He chuckles as he makes his way over to you, his hand stretching out to touch your face. You try to move your head back but it's useless considering you were gagged and tied up to a chair. The tips of his fingers gently touch your cheek and slide under your chin, tilting your head up to look back up at him. His dark brown eyes behind his mask hold a shine of amusement to them but there was also something else. A softness that he has in his eyes that's so different compared to the usual icy detached look his mug shots had or the internalized anger when he stared dead at the camera's in the middle of his arrests. Yet you couldn't really say you've ever been scared when you met his gaze because he never looked at you that way. He looked at you like you were the one thing in the world that could give him peace, like you're very eyes were softening his hardened heart, and like you were the most precious and priceless thing on the planet. He looked at you like you were his lover.

Your heart would've been soaring from your chest with the way he looked at you, after all, his physique was impressive but there were other things that were admittedly attractive about him. His deep rumbling voice heavy with his accent, the way he spoke so intelligently and flatteringly towards you, and how despite his brutish self, always treated you so gently. However, he was still a monster. He had just snapped the necks of your fellow Arkham colleagues and then abducted you.

"Una mirada tan aterradora en tu cara." He jokes to himself as you continue to stare at him like he was the shit under your shoes. He pulls his hand back from your chin and crouches down in front of you, finally face level to you. He tilts his head to the side and he has a small smirk on his face, "You're truly a vision."

"He'll stop you," You say, sick of his smug face. Sick of how cocky he looked in front of you. Sick of how small and helpless he made you feel, "The Batman. He'll always stop you."

"Ay, Mi vida, you forget," He says, standing up again, "I've broken the bat before, both physically and mentally. While he did triumph many times, this time will be different."

You raise an eyebrow, "How?"

He messes with the gauntlet in his hands, the viens of his muscular arms turn green and you watch in horror as his lumbering shadow grows and grows before you. He's taller now, his eyes now glowing green, and even with his muscles being even more humanely bigger than possible. You try to shrink into yourself, your back leaning against the chair as far as possible, your head lowering to your shoulders, as if you wanted nothing to do than to dissappear from his line of sight.

"Because if he tries to take you..." He cracks his knuckles and his neck, "Romperé todos los huesos de su cuerpo."

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Bane Dating Headcanons:

♠︎He's really just a puppy in love. Big and scary, but only has a soft spot for you. I'd like to think of him as being similar to Gomez Addams (90's), where he would do anything and everything for you, while also respecting your strengths and individuality.

♠︎He will carry you around in his arms or on his shoulder, you weigh nothing to him so why wouldn't he bring you with him? He doesn't really think about it, he just does it, almost like an emotional support response.

♠︎He'll give you little petnames in Spanish, and you'll hear him incorporate so much spanish in his daily dialog; Cariña, Chiquita, Princesa, mi amor (if he's just so deeply in love), mi vida, pequeña

♠︎He's very vocal about his love for you and will shower you in praise and adoration. He'll get you gifts, read with you, wash your hair (and he really tries his best to be gentle), cook. Anything little or big you want to do, he'll do it.

♠︎He's your protector and will do anything and everything to keep you safe...even if you say you can handle yourself, he knows this, but you will notice how much safer the streets have become.

♠︎He always checks to make sure you have eaten.

♠︎He's a smart and serious man, and secretly sensual, he's going to treat you like royalty, but also make sure you know you belong to him...and others know you are absolutely off limits.

♠︎Seeing you smile or laugh, makes all his worries go away, just for a moment, seeing you as this ray of sunshine, a touch of hope on his worst days he loves that, and he loves you.

♠︎He's kind of rough in the bedroom, but gentle and sweet with aftercare. He's a huge teddy bear and holds you close to him, kisses the top of your head and massages your back until you fall asleep.

♠︎He smells really good actually, like a spicey leather and cedar smell, it's strong but comforting

♠︎He drives with one hand on the wheel and the other holding your hand or on your thigh. He'll bring you little treats and let you fall asleep on long rides. If you can't sleep he'd put you in the passenger seat with a blanket and adjust the heat/cooling to your liking and just drive.

♠︎He can sing really well, and even though he's big he's a pretty good dancer, though he'd never admit to it, he loves dancing with you, or singing with you. He'll hold you in his lap or on his chest and hum or sing softly, it's usual comfort songs, or one's he knows you like.

♠︎You will never end your day wondering/questioning if he loves and cares about you. He will communicate his feelings with you, send you to bed with a kiss, and will always make sure your needs are taken care of. He would hate for your last memory of him to be one of anger or sadness.

♠︎He loves having you in his lap, whether you're sitting there or have your legs draped over his, he doesn't care, he just likes having you close...knowing you're close. He loves giving you kisses on your forehead or top of your head.

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ok another floating thought:

Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.

Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.

6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.

Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.

You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.

As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.

Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.

GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)

no time to cook or order? He's gotchu

too tired? already on the way

exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook

and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?

I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK

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Harvey Dent/ Two Face Dating Headcanons:

◇This man is in love with you. He'd do anything to keep you safe and comforted. He knows it can be difficult to be around him, to look at him, but the fact you're willing to stay, god he loves you. You make him feel normal.

◆He definitely spoils you...

◇He always has you nearby, he can't be too careful, if anything happened to you he would lose that last part of his sane mind. He loves putting an arm around you, or resting his arms around your shoulders with his chin on top of your head.

◇Calls you Sweetheart, Baby, Love.

◆And occasionally Doll/Baby Doll and Mrs. Dent

◇You are his safe space, the only person who makes him feel like a man. He can talk to you, he trusts you, you're his whole world, the only thing both sides of him can agree on keeping safe and taken care of. You ground him, but he's still a criminal. He just has a soft spot for you.

◆He'll reserve a whole restaurant, something upscale and expensive, get you dressed up and take you out. It's just the two of you and his goons. He likes to face the main entrance. He'll let you talk about anything and everything.

◆He smells like expensive cigars and amber, occasionally smokey...

◇He is so domestic with you. He longs for a life that was taken from him. He loves cooking with you (just hide hot oil, it makes him panic) and baking. He'll watch movies and play board games. He'll dance with you around the kitchen in the middle of the night, or get you any cravings you may have. He loves you so deeply, and loves little moments with you.

◆He'll give you his black card, spend it on anything and everything. Come in during a meeting, he won't say anything but will hand it over to you between his fingers. Give him a kiss, he likes spending his stolen hard earned money on you, and loves watching you give a haul review. He'll be offended if you don't buy the most expensive version of the item you got.

"Buy something pretty, baby,"

◇He loves when you match outfits with him, especially if it's like a smaller set or just reminiscent of what he has on. He finds it cute and endearing on his good days. He loves having a mini-me. He'll pick you up bridal style or throw you over his shoulder.

◆He's your number one supporter, rights and wrongs. On your good days and bad he has your back. Someone tell you something negative? hurt your feelings? attempt to hurt you?! They'll be gone in the next 24 hours. He treats you like a queen, his queen, and absolutely no one will ever make you feel worthless or unworthy. He'll do everything in his power to keep you happy.

◇He always tells you when you look beautiful, will kiss the back of your hand, opens doors for you, he's a gentleman. Sometimes he loses his temper, or gets mad, but he would never intentionally harm you, and he is such a love sick puppy for you. Apologies are profuse.

*I needed to include this art, he's just so fine. I'm not sure where the one is from, but the other two are from Harleen.