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Hi, can you do a NSFW hc of Nolo Pasaro, from acceleracers, please? (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

I didn't expect two for him, but I'll definitely do my best :)

Nolo Pasaro NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Nolo Pasaro from Hot Wheels: Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol! Hopefully it's somewhat in character :/ It's totally going to be OOC

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's a complete cuddlebug, even though he won't admit it, but he's not letting go of you so it's kind of obvious.

"Hey, are you alright?"

*Nolo's face buried in your shoulder, nodding* "Yup!"

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands, they're actually really soft, but he's constantly working on his car or punching a bag. He cracks his fingers a lot, he's stressed, but holding your hand in his makes him feel better.

He loves your eyes, he could stare into them all day, and he does. Every time he sees the color while out and about he thinks of you. You're a comfort to him, something to keep him grounded.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He kinda hates it, like obviously not completely, he just hates the consistency

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'll never admit it with his words but he's totally a bottom and a brat, put him in his place, he lives for it!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has experience, but honestly not that much, he learned from Tone and the internet. He knows what to do but has to take a shot for confidence.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

69 or Spooning, he gets handsy

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious, but like cringey serious, as in he's trying to be macho or act like his brother. He doesn't really seem comfortable. You'll have to crack a few jokes to help him relax.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I'd like to believe he'd have a little happy trail, a small one, trimmed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's a complete sweet heart, gentle with you and likes to hold onto your hand. He'll pull you hair back, squeeze your thighs and kiss up your neck to your jaw. He'll tell you how good you look, and ask if you're doing alright.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does, but not very frequently, it's kinda not his thing, unless he's being needy

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Please wear his Teku jacket or pants, especially if you're his size or smaller, you look way too cute. I think he'd absolutely love someone bigger than him though, he wants to be the little spoon! Otherwise pull his hair or kiss his neck, biting is optional but he still likes that, put him in his place if you can be dominant he'll turn to puddy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bed or the hood back of his car

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence and a sense of pride. But honestly if you boost his ego or agree with him, he likes that. No specific clothes or sex appeal will get him going. Just match his energy. He's picky.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't fuck you while he's driving, or accept anything while driving. You're parking in a safe location where nothing can happen.

He also promises to keep his temper in check, he won't hit you or yell at you. He'll step away if he's upset or change plans until he's calmed down. Your safety is his top priority!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves receiving! Suck him off, fuck him, pull on his hair! Mark him as yours and he'll mark you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Starts slow until he gets comfortable and focused on you, then he's fast, but honestly he'd prefer being soft and slow, it's easier to watch you and how you're doing...if you're enjoying yourself.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He secretly prefers them, especially if you might get caught, he lives for the adrenaline and risk. Sneak into the back seat or a spare closet, the bathroom of a restaurant, he doesn't care.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves the risk of being caught, living on the edge, if you're comfortable with fucking out in the open he's so down for it...but he won't try anything deemed dangerous or "experimental", he'll risk his safety but not yours.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Just one or two

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No? Maybe...

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's kinda an ass, and uses a lot of dry humor, but he'll apologize later. It's kind of a heat of the moment thing, otherwise for the most part he's a complete sweetheart to you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He moans...like a lot...

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

His chain is definitely smacking you in the face and clinking as he fucks you. It might get tangled in your hair if it's long :/

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just about average

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest, he's usually preoccupied or thinking about other things. But when he does think about it he needs it then and there.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll curl up in to a ball and fall asleep pretty fast. Give him a little kiss on the cheek or forehead, he'll give a little smile, or hold him in your arms, let him fall asleep on your chest, he's clingy.

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Bane NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Bane from DC and Arkham Origins (really any version)

Warning: Mentions of sex...duh. This is obvious my own take and thoughts on the character btw

Notes: I don't write these very much, so may be cringe or OOC

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's a huge teddy bear and holds you close to him, kisses the top of your head and massages your back until you fall asleep. Once your asleep he's quick to go do anything else (like work out) to feel less soft and vulnerable.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his muscles (without Venom) and brain. He loves being strong enough to pick you up, carry you around, pin you down, whatever, he just likes having his way with you.

He loves your legs and hips, especially if you're toned and athletic, they feel nice under his hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves filling you up and covering you in it, he'll drink it from you, he does not care, he's dealt with worse messes and the sight of his cum on or in you is a pleasure

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would hate fuck you on the daily, he doesn't hate you just has a lot of pent up anger at the world, but he can't understand why you put up with him...why you stay with him or want to be around him. He has to hold back so much so he doesn't accidentally harm you or kill you, but sometimes he wonders how much you could take.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has experience, he knows what he's doing and where to hit, squeeze, or kiss, he's a little too good...but he's still trying to learn the intimate aspects, instead of using it purely as a form of stress relief.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Again he's a simple man, missionary or Doggy, but he loves cowgirl/boy...really anything he can hold your hips or neck

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a serious man, and sensual, he's going to treat you like royalty but also make sure you know you belong to him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I'd say he does take care of himself, he's groomed well. He's a smart man who takes pride in his brains and brawn

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends on his mood, or how shitty his day was, but truly he cares for you so deeply and will do his best to be gentle with you. He'll hold you close and kiss up and down your skin, leaving love bites here and there. You're addicting to him and he's going to tell you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it much or at all. It's more of a nuisance and waste of time for him. He's a busy man, and if he needs a release he'll seek out the real thing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink, especially if you're smaller than he is, and a domination and breeding kink. Again there's just something about making you submit to him and making you a total mess that he loves.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The privacy of his room or base, maybe in the gym on the bench press, but anywhere private and comfortable. He just wants it to be you and him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anger and stress usually, but seeing you smile or laugh...seeing you as this ray of sunshine, a touch of hope on his worst days he loves that. But start being a little bratty, a little daring with him, and he'll want to dominate you and put you back in your place

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't do anything to you, or even go near you, while on Venom. He's too scared of hurting you when he's off it, he's sure he'd kill you or seriously injure you on it. Venom is absolutely positively off limits to you, you aren't allowed to be near it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, making you squirm and melt under his touch, holding you down, listening to you beg or murmur. Hes so good, a little too good, with his fingers and tongue. You look way too good...especially if you take the initiative and want to give to him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hard and rough!

Except he does love just holding you and feeling your body against his at times. You're softer than he is, warmer. You're a comfort to him, and he'll whisper sweet words to you...before he snaps and has to break you, reminding you just how small you are.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

It's a waste of his time. If he's going to fuck you it's going to be done properly. He wants you comfortable and completely at his disposal...however, if he was particularly stressed or something, he'd drag you to the side.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He'll experiment with positions and where he'll fuck you (maybe in front of people or a few quickies), but he's not going to get too creative and introduce anything other than his body, he's too scared of the risk, at least he knows what he himself is capable of mostly and can control that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a lot of Stamina, and I mean a lot, this man can bench and lift way too much and is always trying to beat his personal bests...so he'll go as long as you let him, or as long as you can last

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

None

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease necessarily, more so dirty talks to you or taunts you. If he's doing that though he's in a good mood, because he'll do it lightheartedly unless he had a particularly bad day

"I know you can't take it all, Cariña," "You're doing so well," "Te ves hermosa mi amor,"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not very loud or noisy at all, he groans and breathes heavy, but he won't really say anything unless asked and you have to beg

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He mixes in Spanish a lot to his sentences, or has little pet names for you in Spanish. He does it more so when he's frustrated or angry, but he loves saying sweet nothings to you.

"What's wrong, mi amor?" "Mi vida..."

He's very gentle and soft with you on the daily.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just a little above average, nothing monstrous or tiny, kinda in the middle. There's more girth than length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high, but he still enjoys it with the right person, but he doesn't seek it out or catch himself thinking about it much. He's a busy man

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He won't fall asleep fast, you're out before he is. He'll probably do a few rounds of the space you're in, make sure everything's alright, get water or work out, he'll come back to check on you, maybe hold you close and cuddle for a bit, but he has so many things to do.

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Hey there! I saw your Wylde brothers headcanons and I was wondering if you could do one for Vert pleaseee?

Yes of course! :)

Vert Wheeler NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Vert Wheeler from Hot-Wheels Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol! Hopefully it's somewhat in character

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's clingy and a sweetheart. He'll make sure you are comfortable and cozy, have some water to drink, and snacks nearby. He'll tuck you in or pull you close and pull a blanket over the two of you. He's content and kissing the top of your head.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's got washboard abs, he's a skater and surfer, best believe his whole body is built like a greek god! But he also loves his hair and is very particular about it.

He loves your hands and lips and the sound of your voice. He's clingy and loves holding you and listening to you talk and showing you his tricks and just being around you and your touch.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He has no issues, he'll cum on you or in you, hell he loves making you an absolute mess

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's totally fucked on his surfboard in the middle of the water. Honestly, he thinks about it a lot with you. The sun setting or rising in the sky, the sound of the waves crashing, the sun glittering across your wet skin. Is it practical? No. Doable? Maybe. But it seems so peaceful in theory.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's experienced, he knows what he's doing a little too well. He knows where to hold you, push you to get you squirming. But he gets nervous if he really really likes you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's a simple man, Doggy or Cowgirl/boy, really anything that makes it easy to grab your hips and watch or hold onto you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's bound to say a few jokes or tease you a bit

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed, he waxes sometimes, but his hair is like super soft, even though he uses way too much product. His hair is a nice strawberry blonde everywhere.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's like a puppy and will do anything you want, within reason, but he also loves taking control and kissing you and cuddling you and wrapping himself around you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yeah he's definitely done it more than once, but with you he only does it if he absolutely has to...like if he hasn't seen you for days or weeks at a time for some reason

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I'm not sure of any specific kinks (any ideas?), but scratch up his back or arms and leave nail marks. You'll get a huge reaction and response...and he'd secretly love to make you watch him fuck you in the mirror.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His car or room, he's not picky though. Maybe a beach at the end of the day. As long as you're comfortable, he doesn't really care.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence and humor, if you share a love for the same things as he does or is better at it than he is, he loves someone he can have a good time with, someone supportive, and can slowly shift activities with seamlessly

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He refuses to hurt you by leaving marks on you that will be permanent, or possibly make you sick. He doesn't want to do anything that will make you uncomfortable or vulnerable. He's really mellow and go-with-the-flow

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, watching you squirm under his finger work or tongue work, he's honestly so good at it and is pleased when you're pleased

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

A mix of the both, slow when he's teasing and joking, or if you'd prefer he stay slow, but he loves it rough and fast...whichever gets the biggest reaction out of you he'll stick with

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves them just as much as a proper moment, but something about the thrill of being caught or seen really drives him over the edge, and best believe he's doing it whenever he gets the chance to rile you up and get you flustered if you're comfortable of course

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's up for anything once, maybe he'll discover something new he likes or is good at, he's an adrenaline junky

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's very active, and is always surfing or skating in his free time, so this man has so much energy. He will go round after round until he and you are satisfied. Each round is quite lengthy and intense, so you might only get through 2.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's bought them on a dare, but hasn't used them on himself...he's used them with past partners, but to be honest he's kinda too nervous and/or traumatized

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's kinda an ass, he loves teasing and making stupid comments, and most of them don't land or make sense. He'll laugh it off, or apologize, whichever is needed.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He looks like he'd be a whimperer, but he's actually pretty quiet, he kinda just gets into a zone and spaces out, if anything he's giving praise and a little dirty talk.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Whenever you say the word "fuck" whether you're annoyed or frustrated or whatever context, he follows it up by saying "me". He thinks it's funny, it's not, it's just corny.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average, it's got some girth

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high, but when he's in the mood, he is in the mood. Like total shift on the horniness scale and if he can get his hands on you and you're also in the mood you're done for

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep pretty quick, kisses you on the forehead and makes sure you're comfortable, but then he's out! And he sleeps like a rock.

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Would you ever do relationship headcannons?

I would love to! Just have to wait for the motivation and time tbh. Or I just need to put out a list of fandoms or characters I'd write for, or for people to send asks in for.

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Could i get nsfw for Kurt Wylde plz I loved Marks

Yes of course, the people have spoken! I'm actually having too much fun with these...

Kurt Wylde NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Kurt Wylde from Hot-Wheels Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol! Hopefully it's somewhat in character

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's big on holding you until you fall asleep, kissing the top of your head, telling you how good you were, how good you felt, how well you did.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands and eyes, not sure why, but theyre constantly on a steering wheel doing work on his cars, or holding you in some way. He'd want to say his hair but let's be real, it's more gel at this point.

He loves your eyes and smile, but mostly the sound of your voice. He loves listening to you talk and rant, and when you laugh at his jokes it's like heaven. He doesnt care if you hate the sound of your voice...he loves it and won't let you stay silent if it can be helped.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically I'm a disgusting person)

He's indifferent to it, he likes the mess, but he hates cleaning up afterwards. So yes and no. He can hold back quite a bit, he has a lot of control, but he loves watching you cum, and making sure you do before him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's thought about a threesome with you before, actually a few times, mostly when he sees the other drivers flirt with you or you just chatting with them a little too friendly. He doesn't like the idea or does he?, but he would give it a try if you were ok with it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has a lot of experience, a little too much he's really good with his fingers, I'd like to believe he's a playboy, but just because he's always around people and parties, it comes naturally. He's a big flirt and is a little too good in the bedroom.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He's a simple man, doggy and cowgirl. He loves getting to slam into you, holding your hair or throat, and shoving your face down into the bed. But he also loves looking up at you, watching you bounce up and down, doing your own thing, and once you're tired he can take over. His hands are all over you and he's kissing you and pulling you back to him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He likes to crack jokes, but they're mostly dry and don't really mix well mid makeout session. It's like dad humor, it's terrible. He gets embarrassed if they don't land and then nervous. An unapologetic flirt!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed and cleanly. He must be presentable at all times since he's constantly out and about and has high standards for himself. He always smells good.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is intimate in the moment, does a lot of flirting beforehand. He actually flirts all the time though. But he's making sure you're comfortable during it, telling you you're doing good, gets confidence from your smile and flushed face. Listens to what you need or don't like. He really likes kissing you all over.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Only when you're too tired or he's gone weeks without sex, or maybe he fantasizing a little too much and needs to get some kind of release

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Sensory deprivation, brat/dom. I'm not explaining

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Bedroom naturally, but he loves the shower and kitchen counter. The thought of fucking you on the hood of his car is hot, and best believe he's thought about fucking you against the windows.

In all honest though he just wants you to be comfortable, but seeing you wet or flustered is his main objective. He's kinda an ass, but just tell him what you like and don't like, he'll remember for next time. He'd fuck you anywhere tbh.

Wear his coats and jackets with his name on the back, he loves seeing you in them, reminding other racers to back off. He loves hearing you cheer him on or talk to others about himself.

Make him one of those beer posters or do anything silly sexy photo shoot with his car or trophies or jacket. It will be hung up in his garage or in his chest pocket/visor of his car.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He hates seeing you hurt or stressed in any way, and he will never leave bruises on you (except the occasional love bite) or lose his cool around you. Yeah, he's into some weird kinks, but he doesn't want anyone to think he abuses you. If you're uncomfortable anywhere, tell him and you'll leave immediately, it doesn't matter if it's something he has to be at, your comfort and safety is his top priority.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves receiving, like loses his mind over it, but nothing looks better than giving you everything he has and watching you become an unraveled mess at his touch...but seriously he loves receiving, he'll be a blabbering flustered mess and wrapped around your finger.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on his mood and the atmosphere. Sometimes he wants to go fast and rough, especially if he's working off a winning streak or is stressed. But sometimes he just wants to love you and be soft and gentle, take his time to be present with you...but it usually turns fast and hard quickly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, literally anywhere he doesn't care, he'll pull you into his car, the closet, onto his lap, it does not matter. Hell! If you innitiate it he'll be wrapped around your finger.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He'll try anything once and anything goes, except for a few "no goes" that is. He loves to flirt and tease you, fuck you wherever people might walk in and see. He lives for the thrill and is an adrenaline junky...of course he'll only go as far as you're comfortable.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a lot of stamina, he takes pride in his Figure and physic, he's always driving so he needs to work out when he can. Plus, he needs to be able to last long and fuck hard, give you everything he can when he can. Plus you sound prettier the longer he goes, and look more disheveled, and he loves it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes, no further questions

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Major asshole! This man is a flirt and a tease and does not stop. He is a menace! Anything and everything can be swung his way if you don't catch yourself in time. Sometimes it's sweet and clever, but most of the time he's just plain mean. But he makes up for it don't worry, he really does love and appreciate you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a moaner, but he talks a lot, kinda loses his mind. Very breathy and needy. Will praise you and tell you what he's thinking, usually short sentences here and there. He's literally so gone during it, just absolutely in a trance of pure bliss.

W = Wylde card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's definitely been a performer at a strip club on a dare...and then liked it a little too much and went back. He loves Vegas and Cali. He's also done bachelorette parties and bachelor parties, and he's a little too good.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average and it would explain his cocky attitude

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's pretty high, but he won't often act on those impulses. He's going to flirt you to death, tease you, rile you up. But once he's hit his limit he just has to then and there...and he won't stop until he's interrupted (depends who) or one of you gets tired.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's taking a second to get you water, clean you up, make you comfy. You look so sweet, and hes gonna check on you before he's cozies up next to you. Once you fall asleep or are content, he'll give you a little kiss on the forehead and whisper praises to you, wrap an arm around you, and just look over you until he passes out.

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Writings Masterlist!

Headcanons & Drabbles:

☆DC

•Apartment Headcanons

•Bane NSFW Alphabet

•Deathstroke/Slade Wilson NSFW Alphabet

☆HotWheels

•Kurt Wylde NSFW Alphabet (Ask)

•Mark Wylde NSFW Alphabet

•Monkey NSFW Alphabet (Ask)

•Nolo Pasaro NSFW Alphabet (Ask)

•Vert Wheeler NSFW Alphabet (Ask)

☆Miscellaneous

•Bickslow NSFW Alphabet

Oneshots:

☆(to come soon maybe)

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Deathstroke/Slade Wilson NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Deathstroke/Slade Wilson from DC

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw, all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, so might be ooc (especially since we're going to ignore some of the questionable choices from certain sources), and read with caution. This is just for fun!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It kinda depends, he might be super nurturing and hold you until you fall asleep, brushing hair off your forehead, kissing the top of your head, but he'll probably wait until you fall asleep and then wander off to do something else like clean his guns or kitana. Depends how he's feeling or how bad his day was.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

You would think he's an ass and tits man, but honestly he loves your legs, especially if you're particularly active and toned. Slender and soft, he doesn't care, they're just easy to hold onto and caress in the moment.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't mind getting dirty or making a mess he's constantly covered in blood, sure it may not be the right thing on merc assignments, and it's a chore to clean up, but you look so good covered in his seed. Stay there looking pretty while he eats you out or watches it pour out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would love to tie you up, knock you up, have you at his beck and call whenever wherever. He wants to parade you around, show you off...use you as a distraction on missions, so he can get in close for the kill...fuck you in the blood of his victims. Nothing too fancy. Just reminding you and everyone else who you belong to...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's like a god in bed, he knows exactly what he's doing, what to do and when, and how to make you into an absolute mess. He's got a body count, in more way than one, and he'd be dammed if he didn't make you feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or Doggy, he's a simple man. He wants to hold you down, pin you down, hold your hips or wrists, grab your throat or hair. You're completely in his hold. Completely at his will, and he loves it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious and dirty...but sometimes a little part of him will crack a joke or be super sweet, but it's so so small you probably won't catch it before he does.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's definitely a Silver Fox. He cares about his appearance and will do the most to look clean and well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends how much he likes you, how obsessed he is with you. If he's head-over-heels for you you'll be marked all over with kisses and marks (small bruises, nothing to hard that it causes permanent damage), whispered sweet nothings to, told how good you're doing. He's very touchy and affectionate in the moment while still being rough.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't, it's a waste of time when he can get the real thing whenever. It keeps his resolve stronger, if he feels the need to he'll just work out instead.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a major size kink, as in He must be the bigger and taller one in the relationship or interaction. It gives him a sense of power and pleasure knowing he can do whatever he wants. Add on a bondage kink or some kind of sensory play/deprivation kink. You're his...be a brat and he'll tame you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed, specifically his bed, he loves that it smells like the two of you afterwards. Otherwise his desk or the walls of his weapons cache, but only if he likes you and trusts you enough.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He's really a simple man, if he thinks you're pretty and attractive that's enough. But be a brat or sarcastic with him, challenge him a bit, but not too much. He likes the thrill of getting you to break, and soft banter.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't leave permanent scars on you, or do irreversible damage to you. Nothing sharp or hot is touching you. Everything is done just light enough that he won't actually hurt you or scar you. He couldn't imagine looking at any serious marks or damage, knowing that he caused them.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He could go either way. Watching you give, the way you look and sound, gagging and spitting, you look so perfect, so vulnerable and sexy. But God does he love giving you all he has and watching you unravel at his touch. Nothing can match that feeling of completely having you at his mercy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hard, rough, and fast, unless he's particularly fond of you, then he'll take his time to make you crack and beg....you're gonna want to start working out or at least stretching. He's sensual and rough.

"It's called love-making, sweetheart,"

Get comfortable. You aren't going anywhere in the morning.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sometimes that's all there's time for, and God does he make do with that time. He loves making you pant, keeping you quiet and a secret, unless he can't hold back. He'll leave you wanting more and confused as he rushes off. He almost enjoys quickies more...almost...

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ABSOLUTELY! This man is all about teasing you and riling you up, anything to get you flustered, blushing, or wanting to die of embarrassment he'll do just to mess with you he does actually like you though. He'll fuck you anywhere anytime, in front of anyone, had a fantasy or dream? Yeah he's making it real

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Unlimited? He's a super soldier, and he'll go as many rounds as you can handle, he's not going to waste any time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Absolutely not, what can they do that he can't do to you but better?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

God, he's an asshole. He'll tease you, be snarky and cocky. He loves getting you riled up or blushing, using his size and strength against you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's mostly a groaner if anything, otherwise he's teasing or praising you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

"Yeah, you like that?" "No, you can take it,"

One time, he nearly got shot and killed during a mission because he got...distracted thinking about you. About being with you. It was a moment of weakness he will never ever share. You're a weakness...he keeps you as secret as he can, but god does he love showing you off. It's a struggle. He's selfish.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average dick, it's big and long and boy does he know it. Take some deep breaths and relax cause he won't slow down.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. This man is horny as fuck 24/7, he's a menace.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has so much stamina and energy, he's not falling asleep anytime soon...but you might look so sweet blissed out or sleepy that he can't help but curl up next to you, arm around you hand behind his head.

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Hi. Could you possibly do Monkey from Hot Wheels Acceleracers with the NSFW Alphabet. I enjoyed the Mark Wylde one a lot. :3

I can definitely give it a try! Hopefully you like it, or can agree with it. NSFW will be hard for this character 😅

Monkey McClurg NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Monkey from Hot-Wheels Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but what the anon wants, the anon gets lol. Please be kind I did my best, it is a little sad though :/

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's probably a mess tbh. Poor guy is overthinking everything, replaying the whole last few moments. Did he do ok? Did you like it? Was he good enough? You'll have to reassure him, a kiss on the cheek should make him pass right out.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves all of you, but probably your eyes the most, he gets lost in them and dreams about you all the time. Sometimes seeing the color immediately makes him think of you.

For himself? That's a hard one, he doesn't necessarily like his body, but he loves his brain and creativity and how he's able to make so many different inventions and contraptions.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically I'm a disgusting person)

I think he'd absolutely love getting you to for him, it's like a reward, but on the other hand he's so easy to make cum, he's just too excited and touch starved.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would love for the others to see him making love with you, if just to prove a point to them, he'd be mortified, but they'd have to shut up, right?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Little to none, he barely knows how to flirt "properly". The only advice he's gotten is from Porkchop, and that's probably not the best to go off of. He knows the technicalities, but getting there, he's lost. Please be kind and patient with him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

The guy is not really that advanced yet, he only knows what he's seen from videos, or accidentally walked in on. Missionary is easy and comfortable for him, plus he gets to look into your eyes.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's nervous, give him a break, he's probably making jokes to make himself comfortable and hoping it makes you a little more comfortable in the process. They're tiny and frequent.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's hairy, but clean, if you have a specific preference he would appeal to it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He talks a lot, tells you how pretty you are and how he's so thankful for you, lots of kisses all over, and holds your hand.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He's done it often, and kinda get embarrassed about it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Would he know about those? Obviously yes. Except the other Metal Maniacs are more bold, and honestly scared him with theirs. Does he have the confidence to act on them? Probably no. Whatever you want to do he'll try though. He wants to make you happy. Praise him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In the comfort of his own room, but he would love to do it in his shop or on his workbench, he's just not there yet confidence wise.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your laugh! Especially if you're laughing because of a joke he made. He loves the way your cheeks get pink and the way you sound.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never try to embarrass you or make you uncomfortable, he is against hurting you mentally or physically.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves receiving, you look so pretty, but he loves making you squirm and moan, you sound and look amazing, and the fact you're doing it for him? It makes him feel so good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's slow and unsteady in rhythm. He'll take his time to make sure you're comfortable and feel safe with him, making sure you're accommodated. Talk to him, tell him what you like and don't like. Your wish is his command.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's a little too clumsy for those, he'd somehow make it awkward, and would be a mumbling bumbling mess if anyone saw.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's up for anything at least once, anything you want. He takes risks all the time by tinkering and engineering, what's the difference with sex? Besides you feel better against his skin than metal does.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a lot of energy, but he's not going to be able to last more than 1 round, he's honestly too excited and ecstatic to hold back.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, he's too embarrassed

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He wouldn't be a tease persay, he may just be unbearable with his jokes and nervous ticks.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh he's a whiner, needy and breathy. He worships you. Kiss him to shut him up for a bit.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Flirt with him while he's working on things, or praise his designs, he'll absolutely melt for more of your words. He'll probably make you things to help make your life easier, or try and protect you, they don't work all too well, but it's the thought that counts. He just wants to keep you safe and cares about you so much.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Surprisingly long, like wow how'd that fit in there?!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Low in a way that he doesn't really want to have sex, like he does for sure, but it just takes him awhile to get there. He'd rather just cuddle and hold your hands.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very fast, he's either exhausted from the event or stresses himself out, either or he's going to need a day to process and recover

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Bickslow NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Bickslow from Fairytail

Warnings: Sex...duh...obviously my own take

Notes: I don't write these very much, but I've noticed a lack of headcannons for this fine man, specifically spicy, so read with caution

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's very cuddly and affectionate, he'll pull you close to his side or hold you against his chest. He just wants to make sure you feel safe and ok.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's a tits and ass man, he loves a good figure, anything he can easily hold onto and grip.

For himself, probably his tongue, it's long! And his eyes, they're actually gorgeous.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically I'm a disgusting person)

He'd probably love licking it off you, watching it drip out of you. He's a little freaky in that department, he wants to see you covered in it, but only if you want that. He promises to clean you up after.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wouldn't be opposed to a threesome if you suggested it. But, only once, he'd rather have you all to himself, he's greedy. He wants to be the only one to pleasure you....but now that the ideas there he thinks about it too much. He's just not sure who he would trust to care for you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I'd like to say he's very experienced, he's definitely a player and gets a lot of action, that being said though, every other time was just for fun, with his partner he's doing things he hasn't done before.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything standing up or holding his partner. He's strong and likes to show it off. Ballet dancer? But he'll really do anything you're comfortable with. Over a counter or table, in the shower, on the bed. He doesn't care, but he's going to get creative.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's an even mix of humorous and serious. If he notices you getting uncomfortable or embarrassed he'll crack a joke and try to get you to smile. But, he knows when it's called for and when it's not. He's actually very intune to your emotions, will check in with you, and will do whatever he can to make your experience enjoyable and memorable.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed and taken care of. He would be mortified if he smelled bad or looked unpresentable. Because you look amazing, and he wants to look good next to you and with you.

Also he'd feel so disgusting and embarrassed if he was unkempt.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is absolutely smitten, in the moment out of the moment, he is in love with you. He'll constantly praise you, compliment you, and lift you up. He'll let you know you look good, sound good, and feel good. He's completely enamored with you and will kiss you all over and hold you however he can (hugging you, holding your hands, having a hand around your waist, ect.)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has and will. Sometimes he's stressed, sometimes he misses his partner, other times purely for fun. It's really not weird to him if his partner does it too, but just be ready for him to crave the real thing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He definitely has a size kink, he would want his partner to be smaller than him. But, also he's big into Sensory Deprivation and wanting to blindfold his partner, he's not going to hurt you, just make the experience more up to your imagination. Add in praising.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

I'd like to say weird spots, like the shower or walls. Any place he can pick you up and get you flustered. Obviously he isn't opposed to the bed or couch, but he's trying the window or counter first.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He's a simple man, he sees you wearing something skimpy or sexy, he's immediately turned on.

But also, he loves when you get excited about your interests and go on and on, he likes seeing you excited and happy and just in your own little world, he wants to kiss you and it's not stopping there.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not use his Figure Eyes on you ever, nor will he leave any kind of markings on you. He won't hurt you and manhandle you. You're being vulnerable with him, and he won't do anything to make you or himself feel unsafe. He's going to protect you and make you feel comfortable, and he makes that clear.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves receiving, don't get me wrong, but he absolutely loves using his tongue to make his partner unravel in front of him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to take his time, feeling every reaction, watching you lose it. He's going to kiss you and hold you close...until he can't take it anymore and just slams into you over and over again.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He would prefer not to, mostly because he won't be able to keep it quick, but sometimes the mood set just calls for one.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes! He's a relentless tease and will try to get you in the mood whenever wherever. He'll try most things once. He's attempted to fuck you at meetings and during jobs. He doesnt care, unless you're not ok with it, then he'll gladly wait.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's got stamina to spare, could go endless rounds, he's an acrobat, but he'll go as many rounds as you can handle, anything is good for him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Uhm yes

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves teasing you, and gives you silly but sweet pet names like princess/prince. He'll probably end up tickling you at some point too.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's a moaner and breathes heavy. He's swearing in a husky, breathy tone and praising you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's insanely flexible! So be prepared for him to fuck you wherever, whenever, however. Sometimes in the oddest places, but you've gotta start stretching regularly.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

BIG! Like he's huge! Big muscles, ripped abs, and long and thick...you're going to need some time to recover after each round, especially if you're on the smaller side.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High, very high, like he's gonna want his partner all the time, but knows when the times right

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Big snoozer! Of course he'll make sure his partner is comfortable first, but then he's pulling them close and snoring like a chainsaw

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Does Deathstroke have a cat in any comic? Because I can so clearly see him owning a white cat, like a stray cat missing a tail or an eye.

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Gotham/DC Villains Apartment Headcanons

Just a silly little idea I had while trying to think of fic ideas. Most of them would probably look the same since it's Gotham, and I imagine everything is old, worn down, or repurposed...unless you have money.

Poison Ivy:

Would probably live in some kind of old loft penthouse or an old factory or botanical garden/green house, depends on continuity. Lots of windows and light for her plants. She'd be able to bring some life back into an old building, recycle it and help it to not rot away and go abandoned. Bottom left image is more so before she was Poison Ivy.

Two-Face:

He'd definitely have a nice luxury apartment, bookshelves fill the walls and there's a bar, also a secret room with all of his weapons. Something sleek and sophisticated and fancy, but with exposed stone or a fireplace to give some contrast.

Catwoman:

She'd have a luxury penthouse or a studio, no inbetween. Her stolen goods have to go towards something, and she deserves nice things. A dark interior with a balcony for quick and easy escape and reentry. Or let's be honest She'd stay in one of Bruce's penthouses...as a tax write off

Bane:

He's a big guy so he needs a lot of space. I feel like a converted garage or shop would be perfect, plus there's a ton of space for any vehicles or venom tanks he needs. I'd say if he's outside of Gotham though there's a Spanish influence to his base or home.

Killer Frost:

A basement apartment, discreet and cold. Easy to access and also the last place someone's going to look. Maybe a little more modern, or has a club vibe to it, a mix of the bottom left and exposed brick and beams.

Deathstroke:

Some kind of Industrial loft with exposed bricks and piping. He's constantly coming and going for assignments so it's nothing special or really decorated, if theres anything its dark/worn/mismatched, but it's homey and lived in.

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Mark Wylde NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Mark Wylde from Hot-Wheels Acceleracers

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw...all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, but I've noticed a lack of headcannons for this fine man, specifically spicy, so read with caution

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He immediately feels anxious, like maybe he wasn't good enough, did he hurt you? He overthinks when he isn't busy doing something. You'll have to reassure him that he's ok, that you're ok.

He'll be super clingy afterwards though, and probably hold you close to him while kissing the top of your head. He's not letting you go for awhile.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your lips, eyes, and hands. He loves how soft they are compared to his, and he loves the way you look at him so tenderly and lovingly.

He'd probably say his muscles, he's very proud of how big he's gotten.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically I'm a disgusting person)

He loves watching it drip out of you, it really triggers something primal in his brain. Cumming on your face or back is just a waste in his mind, and he's not gonna pull out in time anyways...unless you tell him to of course. If for some reason you're against it, he'll listen to you and stop...but he really doesn't want to.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fucking loves the smell of when you have sex in his car (or room), like he will let it linger in there like an air freshener.

He secretly also wants one of the guys to walk in on the two of you going at it, on the hood of his car or in it, wherever, he just wants to show you off. He wants to be an ass and roll down his window and give whoever tried to bother him a smug smirk.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's not that experienced, let's be real. But he knows what to do and how it should go. His first time is awkward, but once he's warmed up you would think he's done this a million times.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything face to face, especially if you're sitting on his lap, it's easier to fit you into the driver seat with him, plus he loves kissing you and seeing the expressions on your face. He also needs to make sure you're doing ok...that you're really with him, but he also loves doggy, he loves grabbing your hips.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

A little awkward at first, but if he hasn't seen you in awhile he's completely serious and ready to take control. Be prepared for car jokes and puns if anything.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

You'll be pleasantly surprised to know he is clean and freshly shaven, the only thing messy are his sideburns

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's absolutely entranced by you, praises you and tells you how good you feel. He's kissing you all over, licking and nipping at your skin. His hands are all over you. Somehow he's gentle while completely destroying you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He will if it's been awhile, or like he's got blue balls, but otherwise he'll just find something else to keep himself occupied. Maybe build another car or fix something in the garage? He only really wants you, and masturbating doesn't compare to the feel of you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I'm not sure if I could pin down any specifics, but He's definitely got a size kink, specifically if you're smaller than him. He loves being able to carry you around, place you where he wants, plus you look adorable drowning in his tshirts!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He loves fucking you in his car and on the hood of his car. Being with the loves of his life at the same time? Yes! But if you're uncomfortable the couch will do just fine.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Talk about his interests with him, tell him he's better than Kurt, really inflate his ego. Help him with repairs or just hand him tools.

On the other hand wear tight and revealing clothes and he'll throw you over his shoulder and take you back home. You are not safe in a swimsuit or really anything, he loves your curves! There is no way any other person is laying their eyes on you when you look so damn good.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He is not using his metal arm in any way other than to support your weight. He also will not hit you or do anything violent towards you, he's been on the receiving end and he doesn't want you to be hurt...no matter if you say you like it or can handle it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves receiving almost as much as he likes giving. There's something about watching you make him feel good that just sends him over the edge...and then he immediately has to one up you and make you a mess.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He'd be lying if he said he'd love to go slow and sensual. He loves going fast and hard, pace is erratic and changes with each given position.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he can avoid a quickie with you he will, cause it's not going to stay quick, and he'd rather give you all he can when he can.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If you count fucking in the garage a risk, otherwise honestly he's too scared to. He doesn't want to hurt you or scare you away. He's also worried he'll be judged, or that someone will get too good of a view of you. Plus inside his car is comfortable and cozy. Secretly he'd love to be walked in on.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Maybe 3 or 4, depends on his mood and how horny he is. If you're being especially a tease he'll go until he passes out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I feel like he's definitely against them, he doesn't like the idea. Why would he need toys when he can pleasure you and vice versa? If you want them for yourself on your own time he won't judge, but he'd much rather you just come to him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's kind of just an asshole, he'll tease and be mean, but he doesn't actually mean any of the stuff he says to you, he kinda just doesn't think before he speaks. He'll make it up to you later.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He whimpers and groans, he's pretty loud but breathy.

He tells you how beautiful you are and how good you feel the whole time.

W = Wylde card (a random headcanon for the character)

He almost crashed a few one time daydreaming and thinking about you riding him in the drivers seat. He does it a little too much for his own good...

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty average size tbh, a little wide, not small in any sense though

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, but in the sense that he just wants to feel your skin against his and hold you close and fuck you from late night into the morning. Depends on his mood.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Oh, he's passing out afterwards. He'll give you his all and then a little kiss on the forehead and praise you, wrap an arm around you, but once he's asleep he's out.