#that problem being me/j
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Well isn’t that just lovely
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
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An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out
#bro fought his way thru those two only to burn the house down#anyway kdsjfsdf#that doodle and that comic werent actually made for eachother#i just wanted an excuse to post my oddly specific sleep headcanon lol#I like to think Uzi is so restless because shes always thinkin abt smth (whether that be stressful or not)#N sleeps like a rock and usually doesn't move; if its just him and Uzi he'll usually curl around her so she can't fall off the bed#V's had the habit since she was a worker#Tessa would always make excuses to have sleepovers w/ her fave drones#and it was usually J's problem of being cuddled to death by a sleeping V#nowadays the only way V gets peaceful sleep is the reassurance that Uzi or N are still there#hence the N dog plush in the comic dsklfjsldkfj#I have more headcanons of this variety (like for J) but i'll stop here#thanks for reading again! you guys really like to point out my tags and it makes me giggle everytime#anyway BYE :]#murder drones#serial designation n#serial designation v#uzi doorman#envuzi#enzi#violentbiscuitbites#< i seriously love that shipname btw. I love MD ship names#i love having been here so long I could tell you who made the og names everyone built off of. I think fandom is good sometimes (sometimes)
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ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.
like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪
#/j#dnp#dan and phil#pinof#phan#gamingmas 2023#yeet my deet#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#i didn’t participate in the phandom until they came out#i was an older phannie i started watching at age 16#so i knew better#so this feels like i’m being punished for something i didn’t do#and having always been mortified and embarrassed by the shit yall would say back in the day#my only respite was “ok maybe dnp didn’t see this”#no they’ve seen EVERYTHING#you’re past is coming back to haunt you but your past is also coming back to haunt me lmao#to be clear i am part of the problem simply for consuming phan/phandom media at the time and therefore giving those videos views#but i was always terrified of the phandom#like i didn’t even consider myself part of the phandom for my first 4 years as a phannie#i was a closet demon phannie lol#i started participating after they came out and we were all actual adults about it and super respectful#i was like we’re all old and gay now i love this for us#yeet my deenp#bog
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We're winning this year folks
#god i love being queer so much#I'm so excited for all this new content#like you don't understand#all of these could easily fix me and all my problems#good omens#good omens season 2#anthony j crowley#Crowley#aziraphale#crowly x aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#firstprince#alex x henry#casey mcquiston#heartstopper#heartstopper season 2#charlie spring#nick nelson#charlie x nick#what we do in the shadows#what we do in the shadows season 5#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#colin robinson
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Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️🌈
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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D
Baghera: Hiya! How are you?
Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Phil: [Laughing in the background]
Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.
Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!
Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!
Baghera: YEAH! Do it!
Phil: Oh my god...
Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?
Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
Phil: [Cracks up]
#Baghera Jones#Ironmouse#QSMP#Philza#Baghera#October 9 2023#Why Do You Hate Yuri Phil ( /j )#Salty about there not being enough clips of the QSMP ladies#admittedly I'm part of the problem but in my defense; none of them frickin stream at a good time for me#except Jaiden on occassion#I move heaven and earth to watch Jaiden#I've been watching Mouse a bit more though!#Audio only because I'm so busy but I really like her and want to watch her more#I wanna watch Baghera more too but usually she overlaps with people I'm already watching so at least I can see her that way#like with Purgatory#also someone in the tag asked for a ship name and my mind instantly went ''ironduck'' which made me laugh#I'm just imagining Baghera and Ironmouse pulling up to Purgatory in their Jaeger ''IronDuck''#Catch These Hands Watcher
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starscream has normal reactions
no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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Y'know what why were people on my ass for suggesting "Fusedstone" as Cole/Geo because it was "too specific" a shipname when shit like "Wolfcat" is literally there. What . C'mon now why was everyone mean to me I need a million dollars reparations now :(((
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#raine's rambles#im being fr tho why was it a problem when I did it what 😭😭😭 why are you all so mean 2 me ...#/j /j /j
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Doods b4 school tomorrow😭
ONLY FOCUS ON YOUNG DR. SAUNDER SAUNDERS HE'S THE BEST NOODLE I MADE AND I GAVE HIM A DIFF HAIRSTYLE BC HIS ORIGINAL LOOKS LIKE AN ICE CREAM SCOOP IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS HEAD👹👹
#Anyway!!!!#lego ninjago#ninjago#art#help me do backgrounds#lego ninjago fanart#my artwork#help me please#ninjago lloyd#lloyd montgomery garmadon#Noodles#Dr saunders ninjago#Silly moody goose#Ninjago krux#Ninjago cyrus borg#Ninjago machia#commander machia#Except shes human bc i dont wanna draw her snakes#Were fonna take me like 3 hours#Anyway borg and her talking#POOKIE SANDERS#GOOSE SAUNDERS#SILLY SAUNDERS#SAUNDER SANDERS#HES SO CUTE WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HIM#SURE HE KIDNAPPED RAY AND MAYA AND HAD THEM AS SLAVES PRETTY MUCH...#But its okay its Dr. Saunders!! <33 /j#Historyshipping#Yes I like krux x misako ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT??#THE BENEFITS OF BEING A MULTISHIPPER💪🔥
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Hello hello!!! Guess what. Yokai art dump below the cut!! So cool and shiny wow
Its true, I do >u<
I'll try and section these and give the usual explanations below! Image ID for more drawing specific inksplanation.
Click for full image! Since a lotta these are weirdly shaped they were cut off....augh...
McKraken and Maddiman related doodlesssss they're some of my faves <3 i will always love them even if they're not my focus characters atm (well. McKraken kinda is rn but also Babblong so YAY)
Misc. Yokai and ocs! The frog is Kerosque, the guy w the swirly pompadour thing is Swiss, and the monkey is Romono (although he's a Regretevator OC from FOREVER ago, he's still my son <33)
SWISS STUFF RAUGHHHH ! inconsistent style will be APPARENT here try not to notice shuhhhhhgh
Height for main yokai in my AU/on Casp's team! (In the anime it's just primary summons then wwwww)
Some yokai practice/design hcs bc my friend asked!! I was so happy to share 🤭 LOVE YOU CHERCHERRRR
Some of my little guys once more! Rawry' prob one of my faves yokai to draw, easy and fun to do show-accurate or stylized.
OCSSSSSS. AND BADDINYAN. MY EVIL CAT <3333 the guy next to the frog in the middle is an oc idea but idk for what yet =▽=
AUGH. THERES AN IMAGE LIMIT? Well in case you're wondering it's 30....post the rest after I get tomorrow's doodles. See you then and thank you for looking at and reading about my arts!
#Also this is me just rambling now but like where would I be without commas and parenthesis? I love using them#...as I'm sure you've noticed. But that jusy proves my point!!!#I've been so insane about drawing recently like I will sit down and fill a page or so withing like 30 minutes bc I get bored#(Idk how much that I'd in retrospect but per my usual rate that's a Lot!!)#I've been using Swiss bc I wanna decide what to do with him in the AU after Event...#I also project onto him a lot bc some of his personality really reflects my younger self#Although very traditional my mother raised me rather androgynous in terms of typical child stuff. I got to hang with boy and girl stuff so#Swiss has a few aspects of when i hadent (and admittedly still havent) really gotten past my pride or fear in favor of#Oh i don't know#Making friends??? Not being unintentionally or intentionally a jerk?#Fun little fact; it's not really that Swiss is a picky eater#But rather he has some Problems.....#Like that he's really puntable/j#Caspian has tried to have him answer. Anything without lying but unfortunately he just Does That Sometimes#Sometimes it's not even on purpose. Odd but it happens!#Anyways. I could go on and on but it's almost midnight over here....I really am.like Babblong jajaja ○u○#□ yolo watch 2!#yokai watch#●posts from yomakai#yo kai watch#I'll just tag those with at least 3 appearances methinks#Aswell as ocs bc I flatter myself!!#Caspian ykw#Swiss ykw#Kerosque#Fuwhirl#McKraken#Dr Maddiman#Baddinyan#Casanuva
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don’t be a coward
*aroaces your rottmnt leo*
#it’s pride month I’m allowed to do whatever I wanttttttt#Now for hcs no one asked for:#Donnie’s demiromantic aegobisexual#They’re the only one who actually has a concrete label bc they like finding words (hence the micro labels lol they dissect their identity)#Leo knows he’s aroace spec but hasn’t bothered finding a micro label bc he’s vibing he’s also trans and finds men aesthetically attractive#Bc I say so#Mikey and raph don’t really bother with that stuff but Mikey cares more about his family and art and having fun than romance#And raph thinks women are really prettyyyyyy but hes okay not dating for now bc he’s like 17 and has bigger concerns#Like keeping her idiot siblings from accidentally killing themselves /aff /hj#did I just aspec all of ur turtles??? Yes#yes I did.#I’m very proud of myself#listen leo and usagi are cute#Now hear me out: make that queerplatonic#(I have a problem with making relationships queerplatonic lol)#Tbh most of this is a joke/light hearted I don’t really care about their orientations bc they’re just a fun turtle family!!!#Romance has never been anywhere near a draw to rottmnt for me#So maybe that’s why I subconsciously decided they were all aspec lol#I need them being siblings and having fun they can date when they’re 40 (I bet splinter agrees with me)#/j#rottmnt#tmnt 2018#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt Leo#leonardo#tmnt leonardo#leonardo hamato
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man to be groped n used n taken advantage of while sleepy. sighs wistfully
#I just get so pliant and needy and whiny and ughhhhhh#I cant take the teasing just touch me please fucj#even if I didn’t want it it just feel so *good*#my mind is so hazy and my senses so overwhelmed bsbdbdbeb#hornyposting#I just like being taken advantage of when I can’t take the teasing anymore#usually so bratty and loud#tease me for it#*please*#how eager and needy and easy I am#damn it. J should go sleep#but i’m sleepy and whiny and needy#do u see my problem
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-Happy Easter..💛
#hi! so.... I'm going to say something different today. just so you don't ““insult”” me and say that I say the same thing every year!/j#for those who don't know. both the bunny and the chocolate egg have a true and also christian meaning!#being that of the egg: “eggs symbolize rebirth and renewal. which makes them perfect for celebrating the story of jesus’ resurrection.”#and the bunny: “the animal was associated with easter because it reproduces quickly and symbolizes fertility and new life.”#(I took this two from a google search. being it in the PORTUGUESE version. so I just translated it.#if you want to look for it in real english. look for it!)#so... it's okay if you want to give someone a chocolate egg or something like that. give a stuffed bunny to a child or someone too.#because there's really no problem#not only because of the real meaning. but there is no reason not to give as a gift something that is also special for that day.#and it's also cute gifts!#just.. DON'T MAKE IT A “SORRY EXCUSE” TO NOT CELEBRATE WHAT THE HOLIDAY REALLY IS!#which is the resurrection of christ! who died on the cross for all of us. ok!?#and yeah.. well. I'm leaving! I hope you have a great day and a blessed easter!! love you all!💛#happy easter#easter#easter art#i'm mel and this is my blog✌️#my art blog#art#my art#my art <3#art mel#my art style#my oc character#mel creator#resurrection of jesus#resurrection of christ#bible verse
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You know maybe being in so much pain you can barely walk because of your period isn’t normal
#I have been trying to take a shower for like ten minutes but am instead stuck on the floor#and my room is on the second floor which means if I want food I have to go downstairs#yay#and like I’ve got one crutch#the problem is it seems any amount of standing makes it feel like my spine is being ripped out#maybe this will actually make me remember to message my doctor#j rambles
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This is a callout post to all the people who can't keep their wardrobe or room tidy: you are beautiful and loved and you deserve the world:3333
#this is definitely not about me#i'm a normal person ofc#i don't have problems with being messy/j#ramble
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yall ever just project so hard on a comfort character ship you go "yeah theyre t4t now"
yeah.. good times
anyways gohan and videl are t4t and in this essay i will
#barns.txt#dragon ball#hanvi#gohan#videl#trans#look i just see these two especially in early boo arc and go#“videl is so demi transgirl and gohan is so gnc transmasc”#its a problem /j#like damn bro i miss old videl javing gnc outfits and being more butch..#we can have both butch and femme trans girl in one package!#and thats what videl feels like to me...#if only they kept her using butch outfits later in the series 💔#as for gohan well#literally my fav db character and hes had many gnc looks over the series#which makes me think... sir you seem pretty gnc trans guy#and so the kinnie in me also is taking rhat and running with it#i know what i get to do in my rewrite with them :)#ive seen some posts abt trans videl and gohan too that have also helped solidify this headcanon#so yeah#thanks for coming to my ted talk
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i think takahashi tohru (ill start being a feminine boy) and yuuma hanae(crossplay love) would be good friends
#I had a random memory of ill start being a feminine boy and i spent like an hour looking for it#And then i finished it in an evening#Its pretty good its funny i think the twist the girl he likes ONLY likes him romantically when hes crossdressing is hilarious#Thats mostly why i think theyd be friends theyre both in love with a lesbian /j#And takahashi is extremely unjudgemental#I think hanae would see him first and be like 'ugh hes too social' and then as hana-chan they would be friends#But then takahashi would ask to get tips and stuff#And eventually they would just become regular friends and agonize crossdressing problems#Uhhh go read both#Ill start being a feminine boy#crossplay love: otaku x punk#nekuyan#Specially go read crossplay love its worth it trust me
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