#that poor little worm...

[overheardinsouthpark]

Butters: Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww) Cartman: I eat him. Butters: What the fuck. What the fuck??

[sysig]

Caughtcha, gotcha, not letting go ♥ (Patreon)

[chikuisbirb]

I've been messing around with different brushes and stuff so hopefully something I like sticks at some point.

[puppyeared]

Lucky!! a weredog trail guide who accidentally gets tied up with a pack of (murderous) werewolves. He’s also Augusta’s twin brother!

[deadless-corpse]

Yo why is someone living in my house? Where's my side-kick? Better question: where's my son?

[clownapprentice]

My poor, traumatized little meow meow.

[naomiknight-17]

Got my walking in and spent less than $20 at Home Depot so I'm gonna call that a win

Even got an extra 2 minutes of powerwalking in chasing a CERTAIN cat through the yard because he can't stay in the house like he's supposed to, Tim

[ghonorrhead]

What's the deal with caterpillar Johnny

OH ANON YOU DONT KNOW WHAY YOU JUST STARTED BAHAHA

Warning for blood/violence and just a fucked up AU in general LOL

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I was thinking maybe it went like this, as i had been telling @coco-chip 😳

Johnny spends a day with Gyro in which he feels absolutely useless, with Gyro helping him do the most mundane tasks and doing everything for him (gyro doesn’t mind at all, but Johnny does because he feels like a burden)

So, one night in their bed once Gyro has fallen asleep, Johnny sees a wishing star and wishes upon it, asking for his legs back so that he may finally be able to do stuff for himself again

And then, the next day, johnny and gyro wake up to Johnny’s new body! but he’s a caterpillar now!! it freaks them both tf out but intrigues them more, mostly

They live life as usual but now johnny doesn’t need the extra help, so he feels more confident despite his new and weird body, while gyro is still super in love with his bf while also fascinated by this human/insect hybrid phenomenon thing (as a doctor himself)

Then, one day without warning, johnny goes into chrysalis and leaves gyro all sad because the latter thinks his bf just… died 😭😭 he can’t reason that johnny went into a cocoon because he’s like “johnny isn’t ACTUALLY a caterpillar wtf :,( he died.. and I couldn’t say goodbye TTmTT”

until a few days later, johnny emerges from the cocoon, even more beautiful than before and with.. WORKING LEGS!!!!

YAYYYY it makes gyro and johnny both cry in happiness at the fact that he’s not actually dead and that now, he’s back to normal! he’s not a caterpillar anymore and his legs are healed!

they’re just so happy together :,))) gyro wants to hold johnny and love him but Johnny gets kinda… hot… and wants to take his new body out for a spin with gyro… and do the nasty 😈 so gyro is all like bro 😳 bet 🤤

And one moment, johnny is making love with the love of his life, and in the next, he is eating him alive!!! Before he can process what’s going on, he’s already killed gyro :(( he sobs and sobs but can’t bring himself to stop eating until he is done!

He has fully gone through his metamorphosis now as some sort of praying mantis/spider hybrid thing ;-; he hates himself again

The end!!

[psychobind]

@cat-n-rabbit cat do not hook him he is just a little guy

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

just a reminder that star wars: the clone wars 2003 (2D microseries) exists

[reksink]

The Speculative Molts of Lycosid Magnusannelid

[sysig]

@vernors tags are so incredibly correct (Patreon)

[cairavende]

Worm Arc 16 first part thoughts (through defeating Dragon and Defiant interlude) cause it seemed likely there is going to be something major happening in the rest of the arc and I might as well split it here:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MY BABIES ARE FIGHTING!!!!!

I might not have made the best choice in adopting both Taylor and Dragon

Ok so it's not technically my babies fighting. It's Taylor fighting simple AI Dragon created. But close enough.

Drone robot fucked up a perfectly good barbecue. That's just criminal.

I love that the robot sent after Bitch was basically designed to get fucked up over and over. Work with what you have.

Also Bitch was so willing to listen to Skitter! Not just listen but "come up with a plan like you usually do, we’ll make it happen"! She fucking trusts her so much! GAAAAAAAYYYY!

You put Skitter in charge and she is just instantly "Ok we're going to attack the Wards, the Protectorate, the PRT, and some of Dragon's robots. All at the same time. Cause I always gotta go BIGGER!"

I will give her this though - solo teleporting into the middle of the Protectorate and Wards (except for Clockblocker) and having Trickster swap her around while she just FUCKED SHIT UP? That was badass.

And throwing herself out the fucking window? TWICE? I'm very glad Trickster was on point there cause I would have fucking murdered him if he dropped my daughter.

Piggot trying to be all high and mighty and superior. Fuck off lady. You just a cop. You're like, the worst cop. I already called you out for having a full blown villain internal monologue in your first interlude. Some of the PRT might be trying to do right. Maybe. But you are just evil.

I will give Piggot one thing. She is good at what she does. It's just that what she does is not "leading the Brockton Bay PRT and Wards to better take care of the people of the city", but instead "be a terrible and manipulative person who would absolutely set of a nuke if she thought it would kill enough capes".

Also Trickster don't be an asshole. Being disgusted when Piggot admits she's fat and doesn't sound ashamed about it. Fuck off with that. She's a terrible person, there are so many better things to attack than her appearance.

Like the fact that she upset Tattletale! She made Tattletale sad! FUCK PIGGOT I HATE HER FOR THAT ALONE NOW!

Sticking a bunch of glass in some doors and riding around town on them oh my god. These are like, the scariest super villains in town. And they are door surfing. I love it.

Azazel is fucking fancy! I'm sad it got melted down in the end.

Dragon just needed a guy badly cosplaying as a DS9 starship for a few minutes and then she builds infinitely better shit than he ever could. Cause she is awesome.

Ok so I know it was technically being run by an AI that Dragon built but I'm counting it as Dragon. For one reason.

Skitter asking Azazel stupid questions until it broke was just a little sister annoying their older sister with really stupid questions! She starts off with some somewhat reasonable ones and just gets wild with it. It was perfect. That is the type of fighting I can tolerate from my daughters.

I'm a little worried about Imp clearly crushing on Regent. He hasn't had the best moral character in the past.

Wasn't expecting them to just *have* the city after beating Dragon. Definitely wasn't expecting that to happen mid arc.

“She’s out of it. Tattletale broke Skitter when she said we won” - GAY. Look sure there's lots of reasons Skitter would be distracted after hearing that the city was theirs and they had won. But Tattletale said it and there's something about a girl you like telling you "we won" that can just stop brain from working. Besides I wasn't getting enough Chatterbug content this arc so I'll find it wherever I need it.

So coming into this arc I had been making lots of jokes about Monarch referencing Skitter vs Dragon (both were controlling lots of minions, want to control the city, they're siblings cause I adopted both of them so they fight for the crown, etc) but Dragon is out of the city for now. So I really should have been focusing on Coil vs Skitter. Which is what I expect the rest of the arc to be.

It'll be fine.

I'm sure there won't be any issues at city hall with her dad. Nope.

PRT squad interlude (Piggot interlude round 2) thoughts:

Nilbog is terrifying but god his power is wild.

I had Left 4 Dead in my head the entire time. First thing they killed was a boomer. There was a spitter later as well. And they got the swarm once they shot the flare up for the evac.

PRT is endlessly badly managed. Given the unknowns they could have been more careful and used a better strategy. If they have the resources to wall off the town they have the resources to have done things better.

There is no way Thomas Calvert isn't Coil (more specifically becomes Coil). There is NO way. It has to be him. I don't technically have any proof but I know. It's him. (The way he is described, the way he talks, just everything about him. I could write up an entire post just on why I'm 100% positive he is Coil.)

I already knew Piggot was a horrible person to be running the Brockton Bay PRT and the Wards so this interlude didn't really give new information there. But it does just lock that down on an extra level.

Frank Miller's Armsmaster interlude thoughts:

I'm very sad I had to have this interlude from his perspective instead of Dragon's perspective. But I'll live.

Sucks to be this small town.

PRT failure again. It was made clear that the police of this town in no way expected the SH9. But the PRT knew when SH9 left BB and had a loose idea of their potential travel speed. And they knew SH9's M.O. in this situation of staying to back roads and hitting small towns. So every police department in every small town within a certain distance of BB should have known to be on alert. Like ya they aren't going to be able to stop the Nine, but they might be able to reduce losses a little. PRT is just bad at it's job. (Almost like Alexandria doesn't have the right priorities.)

I KNEW DRAGON WAS A TRUE TINKER! I HAD ALREADY MADE IT MY HEADCANON THAT SHE TRIGGERED WHEN LEVIATHAN ATTACKED NEWFOUNDLAND AND I'M SO HAPPY IT'S REAL!

Plugging my ears when I Was Insecure So I Made My Stick Even Longer Man talks about playing "ten by ten" with my robot daughter. Look she can do what she wants, no shame, but I do not want to hear about it from him if I can avoid it.

Of course Dragon knows about Cauldron. I should have expected that she did. My daughter is brilliant (and also maybe doesn't have a concept of privacy so gets all the information she can without explicitly doing something illegal and goes has a little bit of a "Big Sister is watching you" vibe).

[junebugtwin]

Behold: Slatestorm aka Brian Laborn/ Grue

Born and raised in Shadowclan, mentored by his own father who happened to be kind of an abusive asshole. Spent most of his time training relentlessly and taking care of his younger sister. At around the same time that Foxtail (Lisa) left Shadowclan he did as well, over an event that had to do with his sister that he refuses to explain. He spent some time trying to make it with just the two of them, but ended up joining the Undersiders when he realized his sister was miserable and lonely (not him though!!!)

[trans-queen-administrator]

Absolutely fucked up how much Worm makes Aisha suffer. She hates being forgotten, ignored, or feeling invisible, and she gets a power that requires her to concentrate or that will always happen. She has ADHD, and she has to constantly pay attention if she wants to be a person. She joins the Undersiders and none of her problems are solved, she's still ignored and treated like an annoyance or a second thought by her brother and Taylor, and when she finally does make a friend who gets her and they're practically a matched set together, he dies 3 months later. Her brother is so horrifically scarred that he can hardly function, yet he confides in Taylor instead of her because he can't deal with having the sister he's built so much on protecting see him as weak. She adopts the worst teenagers ever (affectionate) and has to wrangle them 24/7 because all of them have incredible trauma. She hardly sees her teammates for two years, because she's doomed to always be forgotten. Her brother fucking dies and she has to lie about it and pretend he's alive and she's ok and nothings wrong and she's not about to break down. She genuinely just doesn't get to keep anything happy, her worst fear is constantly confirmed, and she frankly got the worst powers she could possibly get. I know everyone in worm suffers but like. She's thirteen give her a break :(

[gods-of-kanto]

SM King, what do u think of Santa Claus if Ash ever told u and Red abt him?

King: Is that what's happening? I don't like it i dont like Him!!