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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD
*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3
#sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin hotel sir pentious#egg bois#egg bois hazbin hotel#hazbin egg bois#hazbin hotel egg bois#screenshots#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#the show must go on#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#XD#funny#safety first#Sir Pentious sticking out is tongue is sooo cute!#^_^#fave character#that poor Egg Boi#comparison
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When is he waking up I miss Ramón
#qsmp#qsmp ramon#baby boy come home#also i made this a looong time ago LMAO#i miss when he was classist. it was so fucking funny#small egg hates the poor. hes also poor#fran.txt
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Thank you Harvey for having mercy on my 2 gold
#i passed put from hunger lmao#poor finn#am I making yet another farmer?#perhaps 👀#he's very very nice#but he doesn't talk to anyone bc he's too busy searching for food to eat#except Sophia Willy and Andy#Because he starts his day forging until there's nothing left in the forest and fishes until midnight#and then heads to Sophia's to buy a sprinkler#the first time anyone in town witnessed him really was the egg festival#and by that time he was so hungry he practically sniffed out where all the eggs were#and was gnawing on them when Lewis announced him as the winner#feral farmer finn#I love him#Someone help my boy#he's so hungry all the time#stardew#stardew valley#sdv#sdv harvey#stardew harvey#stardew valley harvey
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Okay, so Angel (I believe) says Sir Pentious us rumored to have 2 penises. Which makes sense since he's a snake
Does that mean because Husk is part cat, will he have Penile spines?
#poor angel#important questions#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hellverse#sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin husk#husk hazbin hotel#keith david#alex brightman#egg boys
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another snape dream (not mine this time)
my boyfriend (note: boyfriend of a few weeks) had a dream the other night in which our wedding anniversary was interrupted by a 50ft tall Snape
so, 1. he wasn't scared of telling me that he'd dreamt of us married so the vibes are right and i love that for us, and 2. he knows and accepts that he plays second fiddle to my obsession with snape, to the extent that alan rickman himself could successfully crash our wedding anniversary
#he even asks to see my snapetobers every day despite not giving a shit personally about snape#but imagine a 50 foot alan rickman as snape crashing your date. that poor boy. how he suffers#and like the other day he mentioned the most obscure little detail about alan rickman's wardrobe in the series#that i'd never have expected him to remember#he's a good egg#pro snape#severus snape#snape#professor snape#snape fandom#pro severus snape#snapedom#alan rickman#dream snape#dream alan rickman
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I GOT HIM I GOT THE THING
#let's go#saitama#The egg is here#Ma boi#My bald wife#Opm#One punch man#lets fuckin goooooo#Punchable little man#My only complaint is that he keeps running off whenever a discount is happening#But besides that#hes so silly#Worth it#AAAAAA SAITAMA#ignore the dirty wall pls#Im poor#But we'll be poor together#love life
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Can I see a better ref of Servant Sun? Or some sketches of him?
(no reason at all, just wanna see the lil guy better)
YES OFC !!!! I ONLY HAVE SKETCHES RN SO HERE'S SOME STUFF I'VE THROWN AROUND 🙏🙏🙏
Tbh I feel like his outfit is subject to change at any moment BUT these 4 details are FOR SURE always gunna be there.
Did you know everytime he truly doubts his lord, he adds something eclipse themed to his body? Just thought I'd mention it......
#asks#deirunn#HE'S SO FUCKED UP. ECLIPSE HAS SCRAMBLED THIS BOY LIKE EGGS 💔💔💔#he has been put through so much..... my poor poor boy :(#(i say like i'm not the one who's deciding what exactly he's being put through)#i thought i had a lot more doodles but apparently not!!#i think and write about him a LOT though. he's so sad :(#he has done so much and he doesn't know it'll never be enough to earn an 'i appreciate you' from his god :(#but it's okay because he'll try again and then he'll get the validation he wants right?#and he'll try again. and again. and again... and again........ and again..............#xero creations#servant sun#lord eclipse au#tsams#the sun and moon show#sun and moon show#implied sh#sh implied#sunvant
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Go for it, Cucurucho!
#qsmp#qsmp tubbo#qsmp cucurucho#qsmp art#tbh#this dynamic is so funny if you ignore whats going on with the eggs#like why is cucurucho stalking the poor boy#cmon cucurucho if u have something to say say it yknow
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quick chayanne before everything goes to shit :’)
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Idk why, but Kalim being the judge alongside Lilia and Deuce is just funny
Someone help him
#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#culinary crucible#The pursuit of eggcellence#deuce spade#lilia vanrouge#kalim al asim#Someone save kalim#This the one time kalim has to have the braincell and it involves a bad combo of food and lilia being a fellow judge#This poor boy#Also deuce just happy to be eating eggs he ain't helping much
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This poor snake boi has no right to be this sad or look that cute while crying, but I love him dearly and wished he didn't have to suffer losing his precious Egg Bois for the day. ;_; <3<3<3
#sir pentious#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin hotel sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#egg bois#hazbin egg bois#hazbin hotel egg bois#egg bois hazbin hotel#screenshots#gif#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#charlie morningstar#hazbin charlie#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#poor boi#precious snake boi#;_;#hazbin spoilers#hh spoilers#hazbin hotel spoilers#vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#Sir Pentious is so cute#fave character#snake boi
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guys we need to give egg a1 a name, they deserve that much
#qsmp#liveblogging#qsmp elquackity#qsmp egg a1#our poor boy#the block they landed on was fake they fell through
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A page full of baby dragons. Is this anything
#qsmp#qsmp eggs#oh boy here goes#q!tallulah#Q!chayanne#q!leonarda#q!juanaflippa#juanna flippa#q!dapper#q!bobby#q!ramon#q!tilin#q!trump#why did they name the kid that poor guy#q!richarlyson#I am so glad I can't speak Portuguese because I'd get so attached to the little baby#my art
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RIP Pepito, it was bound to happen eventually o7
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Imagining the others finding out about Juanaflippa and they’re all convinced she’s definitely a code and they all gather to kill it before it can hurt Charlie or anyone else….
And they show up, and Charlie is there and he’s throwing himself over Juanaflippa, clutching her against his chest as he screams at them not to touch his daughter- he just got her back, and they want to take her from him? Does he not deserve to have his kid back? Do they hate him so much they’d rather see him suffer than to be happy?
And they can’t talk him down. No matter what they say, Charlie is steadfast and refuses to hand her over.
So, they:
1- They take her by force. Charlie isn’t a fighter, and he certainly can’t fight this many. So all he can do his try to hold on to her- but he can’t, and he watches as the people he thought were his friends and family take his daughter away.
2- They relent. They don’t like it, but if they can bargain with this code and keep it locked away somehow, it could prove to be a valuable asset. Charlie is screaming threats at them, both for himself and for others if they took his daughter, and they don’t want to risk their friend hurting himself, so they let Juanaflippa go. And as the little girl hugs her dad tight, she gives them a knowing smile.
#qsmp#ahh these eggs#my baby girl Juanaflippa#my poor boy q!charlie#man can’t even get a break on his birthday#q!charlie#q!juanaflippa
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A very rare Pokémon accidentally (gets spooked) poisons Gil, while he observed it and took some notes. and because this Pokémon is usually not here the berries and medication in the poke Centre are not helping him. Thena sees his notes and tries to find a antidote for him, while Gil’s health gets worse and worse by every hour!
It’s time for some drama and angst 😳
Thena ran her hand over the crescent moon in Teddiursa's fur. He was finally asleep after a harrowing couple of hours. She couldn't blame him for being upset, of course. He had been a mess of tears when Gil came into the medical wing for poisoning.
She had been at the ranger centre already to check in on her little cub, busy on a day of junior ranger duties. They had both been told that Gil was on the way back from the field with an undetermined cause of poisoning.
Dragonite had brought him in, carrying him in its arms and letting out distressed moans like a suffering Wailord. It hadn't seen what poisoned Gil; they didn't know if it was a pokemon, a plant, some kind of spore, a latent effect, an attack etc.
"Chansey," the nurse tending to Gil turned to her. The doctors had done all they could, and the Chansey and Blissey and Audino were administering antidotes and psn cures and pecha berries every half hour. They had even turned to using Heal Bell and Calm Mind on him, but nothing seemed to be working.
If anything, he just kept getting worse.
"Thank you," Thena whispered, nodding to the Chansey on its way to attend to the rest of the patients in the medical wing. Gil was privileged to have a private room, and she was grateful for it.
She stood, leaning over him to look at the continual damage the poison was doing. His lips had a bluish undertone, his skin was pale and sallow despite his high fever. The only reason his face wasn't contorted in pain was because he was sedated so heavily by not only medication but she had even asked Gallade to use Hypnosis on him.
"Oh, Gil," she whispered, tucking her hair behind her ear as she ran her free hand over his cheek, around his oxygen mask. She leaned forward to press a kiss to his cheek.
"Teddi?"
"I'm sorry, Luvdisc," she whispered as Teddiursa turned to look at her, rubbing at its eyes. He was tucked into Gil's side. "I didn't mean to wake you."
"Ted?" he looked up at her with watery eyes.
"No, I'm afraid not," she sighed. Teddi looked at Gil and then up at her, holding out his paws to be picked up. "Oh, come here."
Teddiursa had actually put on a very brave front when Gil had first arrived in his condition. He was a junior ranger, after all, and so followed procedure. He notified the rest of his team, checked in with Dragonite, informed the scouting team of the approximate region where it happened.
Only when Thena had brought him in with her to see Gil had he broken down into tears, wailing into her shoulder.
She had told him he was being a very brave little bear. But every time she thought it, she dreaded to think that she might have to tell him that more and more. She might even be the only one to ever call him that from now on...
"Teddi," he turned his face from her shoulder to look at her, swiping his paw pads - careful of his long claws - against her cheeks. "Ted-Teddi."
Thena sniffled, letting him brush her tears away, "thank you, darling. I'm sorry, I won't cry."
"Teddiursa."
"You're right, he will be," she agreed, no matter how out of reach that optimism truly was for her at the moment. She picked up Gil's notebook again.
They had all scoured it, looking for any clues as to what could have caused this. His condition was worsening because they couldn't narrow down the effectiveness of a cure. They needed more information.
His ranger team couldn't make heads or tails of his notes, turning to canvasing the whole route where he had been and collecting all the samples they could. Dragonite was heading that team, all of them with the case details in their ranger dexes.
Dragonite had left Thena the actual notebook, determined that if anyone had a chance of deciphering them, it was her.
Thena unfolded the little notebook again with a sigh. They had at least narrowed down the particular route within the valley where he was. He had drawn some truly horrendous pine trees, and a few blobs they had determined to be Oddish and Gloom. All of his notes were such a loose stream of consciousness, they weren't very coherent.
wild flowers!--pick some for Thena
Thena sniffled again but blinked her tears away. They weren't helping anyone.
There were a few musical notes drawn in the corner. The rangers had discussed which bird pokemon they could be referencing, but she had said that he would have just drawn the pokemon if that were the case. She was willing to bet that it meant it was windy wherever it was.
Pine trees and a lot of wind - as well as dense enough forest for Oddish and Gloom - indicated the north eastern cliffs, housing a lot of grass and bug pokemon.
someone DROPPED in to see me!
Gil loved silly jokes like that. They were stupid, and dumb, and by all the legends alive did she love them. She hated the idea that she would never get to tell him that.
Was it a Spinarak? Or even bigger--an Ariados? He hadn't been bitten, though. Maybe it was a poison sting, but they couldn't find any actual barbs in his skin when scanning him. Maybe it was toxic, but he wouldn't be incapacitated, he would be shaky and sick to his stomach and flushed with fever.
"Dropped in," she sighed, looking over the last filled out page again, and again and again. She hadn't stopped looking at it, until she was so frustrated that she wanted to start screaming.
There was a little drawing in the corner that looked like...well, it could look like anything. It could be a tomato berry, or a colbur or a babiri berry, for that matter. But they wouldn't be in that location, let alone high enough to fall on him. The little bumpy ball could be a Cascoon/Silcoon, a Ferroseed--even a Koffing or a Whirlipede would make some sense. Honestly, it could be a terribly drawn Quilfish or Goomy, they were desperate enough.
"Dropped in," she repeated again, running her thumb along the drawing he had made on the side of the page in the margins. It just looked like a blob on a stick, really--like a cattail blowing in the wind.
Dropped in; something had fallen down and spooked him, or he had spooked it. He had been able to write that note down, and sketch the thing before it attacked him, or he touched it, or whatever had happened. It wasn't Poison Sting, or Toxic, or even Pin Missile. All of those would have physical evidence on him.
What if it was something that dissolved?
Thena stood and leaned over him again. She tilted her head this way and that, looking for small details--constricted veins, bloodshot eyes, signs she could recognise when her pokemon experienced them. She run her thumb along his bluish lip before pulling his mouth open just a little. "Purplish tongue."
"Teddi?" Teddiursa rose from where he had been leaning against her in her visitors chair.
She opened the book, angling the drawing as right side up as she could guess it was drawn. "What does that look like to you, sweetheart?"
"Ted?"
"Please, honey, just think," she encouraged, ruffling the fur between its ears. "If you saw this pokemon, what would it be?"
Teddiursa made a face. It wasn't like any pokemon it could remember seeing. "Teeeeeeeeeeed..."
Thena stayed crouched down, holding out the picture, "I think it's a bug, or at least a poison type. I don't think it attacked him--I think it was a defense mechanism. Maybe he tried to pick it up and it had effect spore?"
"Ted-Ted," the little bear tilted its head at the funny drawing. He was trying to determine if it was hanging down or standing up. "Teddi?"
"A what?"
Teddiursa jumped down from the chair, mimicking first a little ball, and then splaying out his paws and claws and flailing them. "Teddi!"
"Drops from the trees," Thena narrated as she tried to extrapolate what pokemon Teddiursa was describing purely from young memory. "It's a ball?"
"Ted!" he waved his paws around again.
"But when it drops, it opens up," she guessed, and he pointed a claw at her. "So it's not a Ferroseed, or even connected to a Ferrothorn."
"Teddi!" he continued, now spinning around on his paw.
"Spins," she groaned, searching through every pokemon she could think of in her mind. Kids these days had it so easy with their pokedexes right in their pockets or on their wrists. "A little ball that drops down and spins...spins?--Rapid Spin?"
"Teddi! Teddi...ursa!" her little cub described, miming and Explosion.
It used Explosion and Self-Destruct. They weren't looking for a poison barb, they were looking for a defensive pokemon. One that didn't have much attack power and relied on high trees for its habitat. It dropped down when frightened and could only defend itself in close proximity (no limbs).
Thena reached for Gil's ranger gear, calling Dragonite. "It's a Pineco!"
It asked if she was sure, which she could understand.
"It's a Pineco--it dropped out of a tree when he found it," she continued, looking at the drawing that was now so obvious: it was a bagworm. The little blob was the Pineco itself, but the other drawing was because Pineco wasn't the pine cone pokemon, it was the Bagworm pokemon. "Sometimes they can know Toxic Spikes when they're young. Toxic Spikes are proximity based, and they dissolve into the skin once they've made contact."
Dragonite let out a roar on his end, directing the rangers with it to the area with Pineco in the trees. It let out a softer howl to her before signing off.
Thena dropped her head, letting her tears fall freely. They had an answer--it wasn't a solution yet, but it was a hell of a lot closer. "Thank Arceus, thank Celebi, thank anyone out there."
"Teddi?" her little cub latched onto her ankle as she hunched over Gil's bed.
She sniffled and smiled, picking up her little bear and pressing kisses to his furry cheek. "You deserve the medal of honour, you brilliant bear, you."
"Teddiursa!" the cub laughed as she tickled him. He didn't know what he had done, but he was glad to see her tears fade.
"Audino?" the nurse for the next treatment poked its head in.
"Please," Thena waved in the Hearing Pokemon. "I just called Dragonite's team. I think it was a Pineco with Toxic Spikes that did this."
"Aud!" the nurse gasped, its ears fluttering and snapping its fingers(?) at the realisation.
"It makes sense, right?" Thena sighed, to which the medical assistant agreed. She nodded, "Dragonite will be back with a sample as soon as possible. But if we know it was Toxic Spikes, then-"
"Aud-Audino," the nurse assured her that they could use a more specified - effective - treatment, even before they started synthesizing the antidote. It went to Gil's equipment, making a few adjustments to certain levels of things (whatever they were). "Aud!"
"Thank you," Thena nodded as the pink pokemon left to alert her colleagues to the situation. Thena leaned all the way over the bed, pressing her tears into the shoulder of Gil's shirt. "Thank Eternatus you're okay."
Gil's eyes fluttered.
"Sh, sh," Thena cooed, not wanting to wake him if he was just going to feel awful.
He blinked at her, "hey."
Thena blinked as tears started streaming from her eyes again. "Hey."
Gil moved his eyes around a little (the most movement he could muster at the moment). "Is...am I dying?"
Thena shook her head, kissing his forehead, "not anymore."
#Thenamesh Pokemon AU#poor Gil#we really do put him through it here#but never fear#we're all about happy endings#you know this about me#I was going through all the possibilities of how this might happen#I kind of wanted Pineco to have effect spore#but the only ability any Pineco can have is sturdy so...I guess#but it can know toxic spikes as an egg move#did I look up all that for this? yes#did literally anyone on earth ask? no#does anyone care? absolutely not#but I am not going to be out here misrepresenting pokemon science#Dragonite makes is back and just sits beside Gil's bed and sobs the whole time#because they're both big sensitive boys#Once Dragonite has calmed down at least a little he also falls asleep against Thena for comfort#Teddiursa is just a little bit miffed#this is HIS Mama excuse you dragon#but she lets Dragonite lay his head on her lap while Teddi is cradled in her arms#it works#That's the super cute family pic Gil wakes up to and then snaps#with his tablet#like a dad at graduation#he thinks it's a super cute picture while Thena is like please don't find this incredibly harrowing experience so funny
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