#that parts not a joke

[decepti-thots]

Sorry I know nothing about Sonic that you don't get from pop culture or the second live action movie, twas an honest question

Oh don't worry anon, I'm doing a bit, sorry. This bit to be precise:

[charliedrawscats]

Herez a drawing i madez today cuz i waz bored :p

[justsomeectoplasm]

Introducing: Wolfy, the artist that can accidentally convert people to Christianity and read oddysey's by making fanart that goes so extremely hard.

How does this keep happening to me

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[noka-exe]

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

[darks-arts]

[doorel]

I’m in my crab era

[andstuffsketches]

um, can you play a song with a beat?

[maplebitts]

Telemachus is having his Cinderella moment

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[artdonalldson]

Advice of the day: if your man starts dressing up like this be careful

[fistfightinganxietyandlosing]

God games is unrealistic because there's no way Athena would simply march into Olympus and demand Odysseus be freed

What would actually transpire is her preparing a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on all the reasons why they should release him and all the other gods agreeing immediately because they don't care enough to sit through it

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[peteytheparrot]

The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Edit: I see a ton of answers saying "torture porn" and some asking why I didn't add it. Torture porn isn't a subgenre of horror. Every single horror film that yall describe as torture porn falls into an actual subgenre (usually slasher/splatter or body horror, though there are exceptions). Torture porn was a term made to describe the rise in realistic brutality in horror in the early 2000s. If you don't like the brutality or gore in horror, that's fine. But that's not a subgenre. Every single one of these could be incredibly gorey and brutal, as well as can be the opposite of that. Torture porn is not a subgenre in itself

[sboochi]

Pretty sure "ease him" doesn't mean anything but I'm NOT rewriting that now >:/

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