#that parts not a joke

[decepti-thots]

Sorry I know nothing about Sonic that you don't get from pop culture or the second live action movie, twas an honest question

Oh don't worry anon, I'm doing a bit, sorry. This bit to be precise:

[charliedrawscats]

Herez a drawing i madez today cuz i waz bored :p

[lavenoon]

Hellooo!!! Hope you are having a good day!! *offers you a yellow flower*

I just wanted to let you know your AU Accidentally Undercover stole my heart!!!! your writting and your art are AMAZING!!!!! 💕💕💕

I was reading Convergence while listening music on the background and 'Six' by Sleeping at last started. I dont know if the lyrics match a lot with the situation but i think some phrases and the whole rhythm vibed with the chapter. 💖💖

Thank you for the flower!! Some happy spot of yellow is very much appreciated in this cold and dreary December <3

And thank you aahh!! Eating that compliment, it's my little dessert after dinner! <3

Ohh, yeah, the vibe is really nice - Sleeping at Last's vibe in general just really fits the mood of Convergence, but with lines like "Oh, God, I'm so tired | Of being afraid" or the whole end bit, with "Is it courage or faith | To show up every day" and down to the "No matter what | Somehow we'll be okay | Don't be afraid" - that's so Moon in this little drabble! He wants to hope, just wants to put all this mess behind them all and just skip to the part where they all know.

He's... Not gonna get that, because this is me, of course, but right now? That song's a mood <3

[justsomeectoplasm]

Introducing: Wolfy, the artist that can accidentally convert people to Christianity and read oddysey's by making fanart that goes so extremely hard.

How does this keep happening to me

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[darks-arts]

[doorel]

I’m in my crab era

[beskad]

i'm booping mutuals. i'm booping my mutuals' mutuals. i'm booping random suggested posts. i'm unblocking my enemies and booping those motherfuckers too

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[fistfightinganxietyandlosing]

God games is unrealistic because there's no way Athena would simply march into Olympus and demand Odysseus be freed

What would actually transpire is her preparing a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on all the reasons why they should release him and all the other gods agreeing immediately because they don't care enough to sit through it

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[peteytheparrot]

The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Edit: I see a ton of answers saying "torture porn" and some asking why I didn't add it. Torture porn isn't a subgenre of horror. Every single horror film that yall describe as torture porn falls into an actual subgenre (usually slasher/splatter or body horror, though there are exceptions). Torture porn was a term made to describe the rise in realistic brutality in horror in the early 2000s. If you don't like the brutality or gore in horror, that's fine. But that's not a subgenre. Every single one of these could be incredibly gorey and brutal, as well as can be the opposite of that. Torture porn is not a subgenre in itself

[sboochi]

Pretty sure "ease him" doesn't mean anything but I'm NOT rewriting that now >:/

First >> Next

[corgiteatime]

I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

[kvothe-kingkiller]

these hyperspecific polls are so funny cause some are like ‘Ive been to europe’ and some are like ‘in may of 2007 I ate ramen in the chernobyl exclusion zone’