#i just genuinely love slasher movies
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Edit: I see a ton of answers saying "torture porn" and some asking why I didn't add it. Torture porn isn't a subgenre of horror. Every single horror film that yall describe as torture porn falls into an actual subgenre (usually slasher/splatter or body horror, though there are exceptions). Torture porn was a term made to describe the rise in realistic brutality in horror in the early 2000s. If you don't like the brutality or gore in horror, that's fine. But that's not a subgenre. Every single one of these could be incredibly gorey and brutal, as well as can be the opposite of that. Torture porn is not a subgenre in itself
#my least fav is probably possession horror#there are some good ones (the exorcist for example) but for the most part im not a fan#horror#horror movies#polls#also if anyone votes for slashers; i will cry (/joke)#i just genuinely love slasher movies
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thinking about floyd and riddle spending their first halloween as a couple together... i think floyd absolutely loves how varied and lively all of the different halloween traditions he's learned about since coming to live on land are, and he wants to try out as many of them as he can each year. so when riddle tells him that his mother always made him stay in his room studying on halloween, and that the only halloween activities he's ever done were those that NRC students were required to participate in, floyd decides that the two of them are just going to have to spend the day doing everything they possibly can. riddle tries to say he's far too busy for such things, but floyd will not let it go and honestly riddle is only half-heartedly protesting anyway because he secretly did always dream of doing the things that other kids got to do on halloween, and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal to take one day off and spend time with his boyfriend.
so, riddle never got to make jack-o-lanterns? floyd decides to "borrow" about half a dozen of the pumpkins jade and azul had bought for mostro lounge and takes them to riddle's dorm room. riddle is terrible at trying to carve them at first and floyd can't help but laugh at him a little, but since he knows it's not riddle's fault he's never gotten to do this before, he says he'll show him how to do it. unfortunately floyd isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is on account of having lived in the ocean for almost his whole life and now riddle gets to laugh right back at him. they probably both get the hang of it right as they're down to their last two pumpkins.
riddle never got to go trick-or-treating with his childhood friends? floyd texts trey and convinces him to get in touch with chenya as well so that they can all go together. when they approach the first house, in the costumes they had prepared for each of their school's halloween events, riddle starts to get nervous and asks if they aren't all a little too old to be doing this. floyd shoves several huge handfuls of candy from that person's bowl into his and riddle's pumpkin-shaped buckets and tells him it's not like there's any rule that says they can't, and besides, riddle is such a cute little goldfish that he practically looks like a kid in his costume anyway! chenya stifles a laugh while trey has to stop riddle from committing murder that night.
riddle's never gone to a haunted house before? floyd and chenya both think it would be hilarious to make him go to one, so they do. riddle absolutely hates it, but it honestly does make him happy to see everyone else enjoying it--even if floyd and chenya both keep trying to egg him and trey on and get them to go down creepy corridors and check around corners by themselves, and even if floyd keeps running off to different parts of the haunted house and then coming back and hugging or even lifting riddle from behind knowing full well that he'll get freaked out by it.
riddle never got to play the apple bobbing game that's traditional in the queendom of roses? turns out there's a place right by the haunted house where they can go to do it! predictably, floyd is great at it while riddle ends up drenched without getting any apples, but just giving it a try is more fun than riddle expected.
riddle's never gotten to make candy apples before? luckily, trey knows an amazing recipe as well as what combinations of toppings work the best, and he's willing to teach them both! riddle gets very confused at imprecise directions such as being told to use "a few" drops of food coloring on the syrup or to drizzle "a little" white chocolate over it, and keeps asking trey exactly how much he should use. floyd thinks this is adorable. he also thinks it's adorable when riddle tries to scold him for ignoring half of trey's directions and just doing whatever he thinks sounds good.
riddle's never done a horror movie marathon before, or even seen any halloween movies in general? floyd insists that they marathon at least 3 movies together. after the experiences he had at the haunted house, riddle doesn't think he'll enjoy horror movies, but he tries to keep his cool throughout the first one anyway... which does not work out, because he really can't handle jumpscares or excessive gore. during the first movie they watch, floyd (who loves slasher films so much that he laughs and cheers every time the monster gets a kill) is happy to let his goldfishie cuddle up to him and grip onto his arm to keep himself from knocking the popcorn bowl onto the floor, but you know that once it's over riddle is getting teased relentlessly about how scared he was. floyd decides to be nice and put on something tamer for their next two movies, and riddle actually ends up really enjoying coraline and especially beetlejuice.
by the end of the night riddle realizes that they've stayed up way too late at night and a small part of him wants to scold floyd for keeping him up so late, insisting on having him do all of these silly activities and eat all of these terribly unhealthy snacks. another part of him wishes he could scold his mother for keeping him from doing any of these things as a kid, with his friends and the other kids in his hometown, the way you're supposed to do it... and another part of him still is just incredibly happy and grateful to floyd for finally giving him the chance.
#twisted wonderland#twst#riddle rosehearts#floyd leech#floyrid#floydriddle#floyd x riddle#riddle x floyd#man i wish the twst fandom agreed on ship names and tags lol. i think that's all the ones i've seen.#also YES i AM still posting halloween headcanon posts after halloween#sorry if this post is dumb and ooc. i may have a canon url but i do not claim to be a riddle expert much less a floyd expert#BUT i really do think riddle would enjoy animated halloween movies and more lighthearted horror comedies like beetlejuice#especially since beetlejuice has Rules. the ghosts have rules for the afterlife and even beetlejuice himself Has to follow rules.#so it's comforting and easy for riddle to understand#and i think floyd enjoys slashers and thrillers and such MORE than those types of movies but he will make compromises for his bf#because as much as he loves teasing him he doesn't want riddle to be like Actually Upset or to have a bad time#plus maybe i'm just a baby but i think coraline is genuinely pretty creepy even as an adult lmao#okay anyway. if it wasn't already obvious i love them <3#floyddle#florid
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FINALLY watched Ready Or Not (2019) with the fam and FUCCCCKKKKKK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN WOMEN ARE COVERED IN BLOOD AND FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES TOOTH AND NAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ramblings of a lunatic#it is. dare i say underrated? like I genuinely think it's so good but i feel like it's left out of discussions on modern slashers#yeah it's not THE MOST depthful piece it's not a jordan peele movie but it's still got it's moments (''FUCKING RICH PEOPLE!'')#idk maybe it's just bc it doesn't have one particular killer and that's what most slasher fandom revolves around far as i can tell#i can't say anything I'm boring I'm a big final girl stan#I've only seen one scream and went into it only knowing that my friends really liked the killers in that movie#and i was like yeah they're neat but mostly i came away screaming SIDNEY!!!!! FUCKING SIDNEY PRESCOTT LET'S GOOOOO!!!#(note i have only seen 1 scream movie. also i know there's a lot of complicated scholarly discussions to be had abt scream-#-and it's depictions of two close male killers as like. a deviant homosexuality thing and how that eclipses-#-the parts of scream that are arguably feminist. that's a whole other can of worms. i did really love Sydney tho)#i love grace too a-tier final girl. Samara Weaving is a scream queen in my heart she's so good in the role#my only complaint is i would've put a sort of. Up (2009) married life esque scene w/ Grace and Alex getting to know each other#but i get that that's a hard sell to put off and also in the context of the film grace and alex haven't known each other that long#which works directly against the biggest strength of the married life sequence#so honestly I'm not fussed#anyway yeah. fun time! even my mom enjoyed it despite the fact she normally doesn't like gore
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#tag talk#watching ginger snaps and obviously my favorite is the cute drug dealer botanist guy.#tbh he looks like Jerma#not sure I really like the movie but it's interesting regardless of how I feel about it emotionally#Beatrice is also very cool and she deserves other weird kids to be friends with#I don't know if it really was like that and it's just an era thing but my high school experience wasn't nearly as clique-y#like. there were plenty of âweirdâ kids at my high school and as far as I'm aware there wasn't any bullying or ostracization like in movies#like. there were fights and shit sure. but not like mean girls level shit. (I've never seen mean girls am I using that right?)#anyway. I've got half an hour left so let's see what goes wrong#yeah I'll admit. I'm a lightweight. I don't like heavy gore and blood.#seems hypocritical because I love Hannibal but idk. they do it in a way more restrained artistic way. not wanton destruction.#I've always been afraid of the idea of losing control like that. needles violence to satisfy animal urges or whatever.#i think that's a theme in my life. rigid self control. fear of what might happen if I don't keep myself locked down at all moments.#I admire the violence in Hannibal because it's always so deliberate. always so careful and choice.#I don't like slasher films because it feels more gruesome and... ugh I don't really know the exact wording to get this idea across.#I've always been of the opinion that the moment I start losing control of my life I'm going to end it.#if I were transforming into a monster. or even just losing myself when I get too old. I don't ever want to lose control of myself.#is it who I am? is it a remnant of the tightly religious upbringing? idk maybe a mix of both.#either way I don't jibe with the violence and gore of this movie. I think it unsettles me in a way I genuinely fear.#idk. I refuse to let go of control. even in violence. even when causing harm. I want it to always be my choice how I act.#I adore how ride or die the mom is. she's totally ready to cover up for her kids#eh. not my kind of movie. plenty respect for what they're going for but not my cup of tea at all.#I skipped through most of the end scenes that were just âoh no we have to be quiet in the house the werewolf is hereâ#really lost interest towards the end#but at least I can mark it off my list of things to watch now#also the fucking âslips and hits her head which kills herâ is such a fucking annoying trope ughhhhh miss me with that shit#parts of the movie were very compelling. but most of it was not. at least to me. I'm probably not the target audience I suppose.
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⥠slashers scenarios | first meeting
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⥠fandoms; The Boy, House of Wax, Halloween, Hannibal, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, slashers (general), DBD
⥠characters; Brahms Heelshire, Vincent Sinclair, Micheal Myers, Hannibal Lecter, Thomas Hewitt
⥠reader; gender neutral
⥠cw; mentions of blood/violence
The most random array of characters. All 5 are my bfs tho. Also this is written very very informally because it was originally just for myself lol.
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Brahms Heelshire//
> approximateplotofthe movie. jpeg
> honestly you mind your own business once you realize itâs a doll but assume thereâs cameras so mostly behave
> you find yourself naturally coddling his doll like a real child when youâre bored, speaking to him constantly
> even though youâre not doing much to upset him, weird things do start happening around the house
> he mostly wants attention
> you leave a note one day
> âdear brahmâs ghost; iâm sorry if iâm not doing a good job as a nanny. iâm really trying my best. I hope we can be friendsâ
> he scribbles a smiley face on it and youâre a little freaked out / excited
> when he finally shows himself youâre really stunned. but it makes more sense than a genuine ghost
> youâre in such shock that you just. keep going with the evening and make dinner.
> but even once you come to your senses, you end up more sad than scared
> ââŚthey left you all alone. Iâm so sorry.â
> he gives you puppy eyes
> ââŚI wonât do that to you. I promise. Iâm staying.â
> heâs even more in love with you than he first thought. even if youâre going to make him shower six times before bed.
> to his chagrin you donât help him bathe
> but you do kiss him goodnight
Vincent Sinclair//
> bo brings you to him
> at first heâs making some big deal, âspecial deliveryâ and all that
> youâre cute
> really cute
> and bo clearly knew youâre the kind of person vincent would like
> but heâs still got a job to do
> damn it
> âh-hey- wait- i can help youâ?â
> that makes him hesitate
> âiâm an artist too. i can help with the sculptures. â
> âŚ
>âiâll be good. promise.â
> he didnât need much more convincing than that
> bo is surprised he kept you but makes damn sure youâre not escaping
> but you donât even try because you just feel so deeply for vincent, and heâs so gentle
> you werenât lying about being an artist so youâre genuinely helpful
> he falls madly in love when you help him resculpt his mask
Micheal Myers //
> Meet because you wrote letters to him
> Not to interview him or as an obsessive fan
> At first out of curiosity, then as a sort of way to vent, because he never responds
> But as it turns out your letters are the only ones he keeps or even opens at this point
> So his psychologist wants you to meet him to see if you can get him to open up- of course thereâs a cash incentive
> He doesnât say a word from the other side of the glass.
> Obviously.
> But you treat it like a normal visit to a friend and just chat mindlessly a while
> And youâre so much tinier and cuter in person
> He wants to stab you so much
> But realizes that if he killed you, he might miss you
> Ew thatâs a scary thought
> Still wants to make you scream tho uwu
> He escapes
> Because heâs Micheal Myers thatâs what he does
> After his spree he finds himself in your house, bloodsoaked and honestly not all that sure what heâll do when he sees you
> You donât even scream, just give a tiny âeepâ
> ââŚMicheal?â
> He regrips his knife so he can get it over with. Youâll just tattle
> âOh gosh- youâre soaked from the rain. And all that blood-letâs get you a shower? I can get you some fresh clothes too,â
> Heâs staring down at you in disbelief
> ââŚwhat? You thought Iâd try and call the cops? I like talking to you.â
> Thereâs something very wrong with you
> Itâs kind of hot
> He puts him knife away and follows you
Hannibal Lecter//
> youâre his patient lol
> at first he doesnât have much interest in you outside of work
> but god, youâd be such a perfect subject to manipulate with that little authority figure problem you have
> and even though youâre young
> you do recognize some of the finer things in life
> mostly his artwork and cooking. youâre really good at inadvertently stroking his ego
> he starts diving into darker subjects in therapy
> youâre a bit of a morbid person under the sunshine-y exterior
> perfect
> heâs still chipping away at something big youâre keeping from him
> he could do some digging online and through your files but whereâs the fun in that
> he gets you tipsy and then starts with the psycho babble
> you finally crack
> you killed some guy that was stalking you years ago
> god thatâs hot
> you liked it, at least a little bit
> even hotter
> you licked the blood off your hands and it tasted good
> heâs in love ; good luck leaving
Thomas Hewitt //
> car trouble! itâs always car trouble
> honestly when you rock up to the gas station alone Luda Mae is thinking that itâs a shame the fridge at home is already full
> but youâre the sweetest little customer
> âyour name is really pretty maâam. ever since i was little i decided if i had a daughter, her name would be Audrey Maeâ
> new plan, sheâs playing matchmaker
> thereâs just something about you thatâs so gentle
> and mildly off-putting, like the rest of the family
> she brings you out to the farm to see if they have the car parts you need
> and to stay the night, if you really need to
> you run smack dab into Thomas in his old half mask walking in- even Luda expects you to recoil at the least
> instead you turn a bit pink
> âoh gosh- Iâm so so sorry sir-â
> Thomas stares at you
> You just shyly introduce yourself, talking enough for both of you
> Luda Mae is already planning the wedding
> âThatâs my youngest Tommy- why donât you show em around? Alright baby?â
> Thomas is a bit hesitant but youâre so little and cute and smell so goodâ
> Heâs already obsessed oops
#thomas hewitt#micheal myers#brahms heelshire#hannibal#hannibal lecter#vincent sinclair#house of wax#tcm#tcm 2006#the boy 2016#the boy#halloween#rz michael myers#rz halloween#texas chainsaw massacre#texas chainsaw the beginning#slashers#x reader#slashers x you#slashers x reader#micheal myers x reader#vincent sinclair x reader#brahms heelsire x reader#hannibal lecter x reader#thomas hewitt x reader#leatherface x reader#y/n
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Hihi! I was wondering if you can do billy and stu and just the slashers reacting to their someone being hurt at their job and trying to hide it?
A/N: Okay I was going to do this request for multiple slashers, BUUUUUUT I started writing for Billy and Stu and got carried away. I love them too much
Billy & Stu Reacting to their S/O being injured at work.
Warnings: Swearing, mention of blood, brief mention of killing (but I mean this is the slasher fandom so kinda expected lol)
This blog is 18+, Minors do not interact
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You hadnât been working at the video store for too long but you loved it, your friend Randy had gotten you the job when they were desperate for staff. It was great for the boys too; Billy and Stu would stop by all the time using the place as their personal hang out much to your managers displeasure.
Every Saturday night the boys would swing by and pick some scary movies to watch together after you finished, unfortunately for them you were going to be stuck doing inventory tonight. As usual Billy wasnât impressed about having to share your time with anyone other than Stu, âJust blow it off what are they going to do fire you?â you rolled your eyes as you continued getting ready. âYes Billy, probably.â
Stu got up from his spot in front of the tv to try to pull you back to the couch, âCome on babe, do you really think you should be out at night? Donât you know thereâs a killer on the loose?â You try to supress your chuckle as he raises his eyebrows at you, his usual smirk on his face.
You fake innocence putting on your best fear filled voice, âOh no, what will I do if Mr. Ghostface comes to get me.â Billy laughs one of his rare genuine laughs before Stu steps closer to you placing his hands on your waist, âI could think of a few things.â Smirking as he notices the way you flush at the suggestion. You lightly smack his chest as he laughs at himself once again before you press a chaste kiss to his lips. You grab your bag, blowing a quick kiss to Billy before heading to the door. âIâll try to get back in time for movie night, but donât wait up.â
Inventory was fairly boring, you tried to get it done as quickly as possible while Randy spent most of the night showing you his favourite scenes from various movies. Shoving another handful of popcorn into his mouth he continued his rant, âCome on how can you have lived your whole life without watching this movie? Quick you're gonna miss the best part!â
âRandy unlike you Iâm actually trying to get this finished before midnight, now are you going to help me or not?â He sighs before finally getting off his ass and heading towards the storage room, 15 minutes go by and he still isnât back to help. âI swear to god Randy if you're napping on the kart again Iâm going to kill you.â You mutter to yourself as you head to the storage room.
You see Randy sitting on the kart going through a box of movies, you try to get a closer look before he sees you. You noticed the box of X rated movies he was looking at. âRandy you perv!â You didnât realise you had snuck up on him before he jumped up knocking you into the shelves behind you both. Before you could move a box came off the shelf and fell onto you. Your head immediately pounded âOh shit, Y/N!â Randy hurries to help you up, moving the various tapes that are scattered around to get you back out into the store, sitting up on the counter Randy starts looking over your head. âOh shit, you're bleeding. Billyâs going to kill me.â You feel him practically prod at your forehead as you hiss in pain and slap his hand away. He helps you clean up the blood and tells you to go home, âIll finish up here, itâs the least I can do.â You can see how sincere he is when he apologises. Your only worry is how you're going to explain this to the boys.
You decide to head straight home, hopefully the boys will think you just had to stay too late and will leave you be until tomorrow. That way you would at least have time to clean yourself up and come up with a story.
Looking in the mirror the damage is worse than you thought, the red tint on your forehead of smudged blood, the dried blood in your hairline and the bruising that was already beginning to show around the cut that could definitely not be concealed. You sighed as you wet a cloth in the bathroom sink raising it to your head gently, the pain immediately making you wince at the contact.
You raised your hand to try again when you heard something in your room, you looked out the doorway and saw what you could only assume was the boys sneaking in your window. You panicked and slammed the bathroom door closed locking it behind you. You hear the taller of the two call out to you as he knocks on the bathroom door. When you donât answer he tries to open the door, âWhys the door locked babe?â
âSorry Stu, Iâm not feeling too well.â You try to sound convincing. This time its Billy that answers, âCome out here and tell us whatâs wrong.â âYeah we will look after you.â Stu giggles as you can clearly hear Billy push him away from the door. You feel bad hiding from them, âNo its okay, you should probably go home in case Iâm uh infectious or something. Yeah.â Your voice wavers and you know you arenât convincing anyone.
Stu is quiet for once but you hear the edge in Billyâs voice as he speaks, âY/N donât lie to us, get out here.â You know they wonât leave, part of you wonders if it would be dramatic to climb out the window at this point. âDonât make me break the door down.â You wouldâve rolled your eyes but you knew he probably wasnât kidding.
You slowly unlocked the door before slipping out of the bathroom, still not looking at either of them. You try to hide your face but of course they can see it, Stu is at your side immediately trying to make sure you're okay. He gently inspects the cut careful not to touch it. You try to ignore Billyâs stare but you can feel his eyes on you, looking at him for a second regret fills you when you meet his eyes. Billy might be a murderer but everything he does is so calm and thought out, never out of rage. You wouldnât know that looking at him now, fists clenched at his side as his eyes narrow at you, gaze shifting between your eyes and the cut on your head.
Stu takes you to sit down on the bed, unsure of how to help you. He might be the most caring person when it comes to you but heâs also kinda hopeless. Billyâs gaze doesnât leave you as you move around the room. Eventually after what felt like endless silence he walks towards you taking your chin in his hand and turning your face to look at the cut better. âWho did this to you?â Any other time Billyâs over protective tendencies would make you feel secure but seeing him like this, eyes dark and glazed over in anger didnât bring you any comfort.
âNo one did this to me.â He cut you off as his grip tightened slightly, âDonât fucking lie to me. Who did this to you.â You donât know what to say, you pull your chin out of his grip and sigh, âI was working with Randy andâŚâ Stu seems to pull you closer protectively as Billy raises his voice again. âRandy did this to you?â Billy hated Randy already for so many reasons but this time Stu is the one to speak up, âThat little fucker is going to pay,â he stood up and tried to walk away before you grabbed him, âNo! I mean please just stay here with me,â you plead him as you pull him into a hug again, you know just how to stop this big softy from making a stupid decision like trying to kill Randy.
âHeâs right. You think he gets to hurt you and get away with this.â Calming Billy down was going to be a harder task, âHe didnât hurt me Billy, we were taking inventory and it was an accident.â He scoffed, âHe accidentally sliced your head open.â You walk towards Billy and take his face in your hands making him look at you once again, âIt was an accident,â he tries to turn his head away but you bring him back to look at you, âAnd Iâm fine now. I promise.â
You watch him as his eyes flicker from your eyes down to your lips, bringing himself closer to you. You reach up to place a kiss on his lips, slightly surprised when he begins to deepen it. His hands wrap around your waist as he starts walking you backwards towards the bed. You know where this is going and as the back of your knees hit the bed frame you break apart smiling up at him as you think youâve won this one. He gently pushed you back onto Stuâs lap, the kind look gone from his face as he turns to Stu, âKeep her here til I get back.â Stu only seems to nod and Billy starts walking back towards the window, you suddenly realise whatâs happening and frantically try to get out of Stuâs embrace.
âBilly no!â you practically yell at him, stopping him half way out the window, âPlease Billy, donât kill him.â He doesnât respond as he sends you a bone chilling smirk and disappears out of your room.
#fanfic#fantasy#reading#slasher movies#slasher#slasher fandom#slasher fanfiction#slasher fucker#billy loomis x reader#billy loomis#stu macher#stu macher x reader#billy x stu x reader#billy loomis x stu macher#scream#scream movie#randy#scream fanfic
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listenâŚhear me outâŚiâm imagining stu falling for a real sweet girl but this girl is like yuck i know your reputation playboy and since heâs obsessed with the chase heâs really gunning for it maybe even calling her as ghostface, getting her scared just so stu can swoop in and be like awh poor baby here iâll keep you safe <3 big mean ghostface canât get ya when im around
we should form a collaboration. (this got so long anon. i blame you. 18+) this idea has my brain turning like it gets him going so bad to scare you and then be able to come back and be your savior. it appeases the side of him that likes the chase, and the side of him that likes being in control. i think theyâre both linked to his need for dominance and his sadistic nature so this is a win win for him.
you know him through sidneyâs boyfriend billy, but youâve never said more than a couple of words to each other outside of the friend group. aware of his reputation, your answer to his question is easy.
you tell him no, that you wouldnât touch him with a 3-and-a-half foot pole. (he responds in typical stu fashion. he slaps a hand over his chest, expressing how hurt he is by your rejection, a knowing smile etching across his face.)
and so begins the chase. you turn him down over and over again, inviting sidney to the dates he asks you on, saying that the movie he wants to see with you just isnât your tasteâ even if he knows he heard you talking to sid about how you wanted to see it just the week before, stupid little excuses to avoid everything he asks you.
he doesnât mind. your rejections of his advances let him feel the way he does when heâs shrouded in that fearful black cloak, coming up with more and more ways to get you.
he keeps his distanceâ ghostface, that is. stu doesnât want to scare you yet. with occasional phone calls that he directs to more people than just you, he lets you off easy, makes it seem like itâs just random.
but heâs getting a little anxious, and heâs always been impatient. he wants you.
billy and sidney are out of town for the weekend. and youâre terrified, more and more people close to you have been turning up dead. you resort to asking stu to stay with you for the weekend.
if he gets you to fuck him while heâs âprotectingâ you from ghostface? god heâd feel so good. he never forgets his alter ego, the slasher that terrifies your sleepy little town, but playing as your loving, caring little âfriendâ is fun too. he thinks youâre kinda stupid, to let him stay over at your house under the guise of keeping you safe.
youâd changed into your house clothes when you both got to your house, telling him not to touch anything while you were gone. when you came out he was in a t shirt and shorts, and he looked awfully good.
youâd let him have some of your snacks, throwing a bag of hot chips at him and perching on the other end of the living room sofa. youâd turned on some long ass video essay, and he actually found it sort of interesting, quizzing you on what certain stuff meant before you got tired and wanted to sleep.
he thinks, maybe you do have a thing for him. why else would you let a freak like him stay over? whatever the case may be, heâs here. in your pretty pink and white bedroom, he almost scoffs at the softness of it all.
ââs cute.â
âyeah. i put blankets and shit on the couch. you sleep there.â
his lanky body barely fits on the small chair, but he knows he wonât be there too long, so he doesnât complain.
the blanket you gave him smells like you, and he basks in it. your room is silent, for a while. in the darkness, your mind gets to you and youâre so scared even with stu right there.
âstu,â you whisper.
âyeah?â
âcan you come sleep over here? iâm scared.â
there it is.
âyeah, âf course.â he feigns genuine sympathy, though youâre smarter than that and no matter how hard he tries, thereâs always a sliver of depravity peeking through his words.
you scoot from the middle of your bed to the one side, lifting the covers up to let stu take the other side. too terrified to even get smart with him, you welcome him into your bed.
what a terrible mistake youâve made.
in the light streaming through your windows, he looks gorgeous, blue eyes gazing softly at your worried expression.
âhey,â he starts, reaching out to rest his hand on your shoulder. you donât shrink away. youâre frozen. âi got you. promise iâll keep you safe.â
heâs full of shit. but it works.
âcan you just. . just hold me. donât make it weird.â you scoot closer to him.
âi wonât. come âere.â
shifting, you move until your back is pressed to his front. he wraps his arms around you, cradling you and your fragile psyche in the palm of his hand.
âdâyou think heâll try and come for me?â you ask him.
âi dunno. but i promise iâll do everything i can tâkeep you safe.â
god, he impresses himself sometimes.
âthank you.â you whisper, the words stuck in your throat.
âno problem.â you can feel him looking at you, can see him out of the corner of your eye.
with his arms wrapped around you, all the feelings youâve gained for him over the past weeks come to a head. heâs warm behind you, and heâs holding you just tight enough.
you twist around to where you can see him, and if you were standing your knees would have buckled from his gaze.
âif i let you kiss me, would you promise not to make it weird?â
âpromise.â
âokay,â you breathe. and you kiss him.
what a terrible, terrible mistake youâve made.
it all goes so fast from there. one kiss turns into many and youâre turning around so you can face him all the way.
heâs got you on your back and his hand down your shorts before you know it. his lithe fingers toy with you, his mouth swallows every single one of your sounds, his body provides you comfort, a distraction from the murderer desecrating your safe town.
you come for him. you make a mess on his fingers, the ones he knows are soaked with blood. he could almost shout from how elated he is to have you wrapped around his fingers.
over you he moves, pulled by his collar on top of you and to your lips again. he wants to be smug about it, to note the lack of 3-and-a-half feet between you two, but he doesnât.
instead, he kisses you like a normal boy would kiss a girl he liked. instead, he professes his protection when you make him promise again.
instead, he kisses you through the stretch of him entering you. ââs okay, you got it. doinâ so good.â he could blow his load now, at the sight of you in pain and pleasure, at the sound of your hisses and deep breathes.
he slides home. inches deep inside you and even farther in your mind, he fucks both. heâs done this before, fucked a girl in a show of devotion that sheâll fawn over, a false bridge of vulnerability that he inwardly laughs at. it brings him satisfaction he can only get one other way.
you feel safe. safe as he pushes his hips against yours, his cock kissing and sliding against every electric spot inside you. his hand is warm on your cheek, cupping your face and the other is firm on your hip. you whine with each rock into you, body tingling, ears prickling as he groans in your ear. sounds heâs only ever heard on the other end of the phone.
with slow, calculated moves he makes you come again, and god it feels good. in the back of your mind youâre embarrassed, cause all it took was being afraid for your life and stu got you where you know he wanted you.
but stuâs been in this situation enough times to know what comes next, and how to prevent it. itâs easy, kissing you before you have the chance to keep thinking and fucking you to another orgasm.
it happens again the next night. battered and paranoid, youâre being played into his arms and you donât even know it. youâre embarrassed about it, but in your clouded mind it feels genuine. it feels like stu really cares. at first it didnât, but now that heâs still coming around even after he got you in bed, maybe he does care.
sidney comes home and stu goes back to his and billy's place. you think you can calm down with sidney back and stu and billy coming over occasionally. you let stu stay the night in your room sometimes, and he gets what he wants from you again.
your neighbor's killed. what the fuck, when will this end? this time, stu comes over, and he stays. you can't sleep a night without him. you think you're being targeted. the only time you feel peace is when stu's fucking your mind away. youâre reliant on him. in his absence all you feel is fear.
the phone calls continue, and stuâs there to answer them, telling whoeverâs on the other end to go fuck themself. again, he plays you into his arms. âdonât think about him. think about me.â he tells you, guiding your face from the phone beside your bed to his, and he lets you close the gap. he likes letting you make the first move. it fills him with pride at his psychotic deception, the way heâs turned you into exactly what you said youâd never be.
he thinks about sneaking out to don the cloak, showing up at your doorstep just to see the horror in your eyes. he resigns to dialing your number when youâre out, calling you and listening to your voice as you realize whoâs on the other line. he follows you out sometimes and watches your paranoid moves, blood coursing hot through his body every time you look over your shoulder.
at your house, he comforts you when you crumple into his arms, suggests that maybe, you shouldnât go anywhere without him. you accept.
god, what have you become. if youâre not full of stu then youâre full of terror, and he takes pleasure being the bearer of both of these things. you belong to him, your thoughts, your body, your feelings, it all belongs to him.
he loves to hear you go over his and billyâs crimes over and over again, lives for the disgust and fear in your voice when you recount the murders. he could probably get off to it, to your sad little words. and at night, he revels in being the only one that can make you feel okay.
youâve become the perfect victim, and he didnât even have to flash his knife. maybe heâll keep you around.
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I'm not the same anon that asked for that deep male reader, but I loved the idea of it. Could you make a similar headcanon, but with the sinclair brothers?
Slashers dating a male!s/o with a deep voice part 2
I didnât see this ask until now so sorry anon! Hope you like it >.< I love writing for the Sinclair brothers honestly but its been a while since ive watched the movie so excuse my mistakes!
Characters include the Sinclair Brothers!
Male reader!
Vincent Sinclair:
He has to get used to it. He's used to being in the basement alone, surrounded by silence for most of the days as he's working on another art piece. He likes the peace, away from the screams of tourists or arguments with Bo or the confusing chatter from Lester. So when you try to make conversation with him....he's not ignoring you, he just kind of...doesn't know what to think. You speak softly, but your voice is so deep it kind of throws him off his game for those first couple of weeks of being with you.
He wants you to talk more. Eventually, he can't get enough of you and your voice. He'll often sit you down near his desk while he's working on something and just listen to you talk about whatever. Ever so often he'll turn to you and nod to show that he is listening to you so that you don't stop. On the odd day that you are doing something that stops you from being able to sit with him downstairs, he'll find himself restless and unable to create anything worthwhile.
Easily flustered. You say literally anything that has a hint of a flirty undertone and this man is bright red under his mask, fumbling with his hands as he tries to sign back to you. If you whisper something in his ear, flirty or not, he's going to have a heart attack. You have a lot of fun teasing him. He likes it, too! (But he's too embarrassed to admit it)
Bo Sinclair
He tries to deepen his voice around you. It's obvious that he's a bit intimidated by how deep your voice is, but he'll call you an insecure pussy if you try to talk to him about it. He has to be the most intimidating/sexy guy in the room, y/n. Ambrose isn't big enough for the two of you!
He'll pretend to hate your voice, but really he finds it attractive. He'll still tease/bully you to no end about your voice, but once you've started dating he'll slow down the insults considerably (but not entirely). Hopefully your not insecure about it, because he certainly will use anything he can to keep you complacent/with him. "You think you can find anyone else that'll want you with that voice? I'm the best you'll ever hope to have, sweetheart."
He gets PTSD whenever you yell. Whether your joking or actually mad at him, your voice lowers even more when you yell and then suddenly he's a little boy again getting screamed at by his sonofabitch daddy. A switch will flip and he'll go into a rage, cursing you and anyone else out and pushing you out of the way to be alone with his cars. Give him a few hours to himself. Eventually he'll come back to you like it never happened, and if you really loved him, you'd play along.
He gets insanely jealous when tourists comment on your voice. He keeps a cool front, but inside he's already thinking about how the wax will look on their skin. You're voice is attractive, yes, but they aren't allowed to think about his boyfriend, period. If you want the tourists to not die in an extra painful manner, you'd best stay in the house where no one can see hear you.
Lester Sinclair
"Woah! You alright, mister?" He thinks you're sick the first time you meet, and when you explain that that's just how your voice is he'll bombard you with semi-invasive questions. "Did ya' always sound like that? Does it hurt to talk like that?" He literally will grill you in the truck the entire time to Ambrose, ignoring anybody else you might've been with. Lester doesn't do social cues very well, so hopefully you don't take any offense to his questions. At least he's being genuine?
Loves it when you sing. He ain't good at it, but anytime he hears you singing he'll join you, belting out the worst fucking singing you've ever heard in your life. He thinks you'd make a great singer, y/n! You could be a duo! Jonesy could make it a trio! This guy is a riot, y/n.
Gets a little insecure around tourists. As you both escort the newest batch of victims to town, the girl in the back seat just will not shut the hell up about how sexy she thinks your voice is. He tries to laugh it off, but he can't help but think about all the better people you could be with. "I know I ain't no catch, y/n..." You have to reassure him at night about how amazing he is and how much you love him. And if that doesn't work, just remind him that he's the only person who gets to hear your voice in bed and you've got him smiling from ear to ear again.
Jonesy barked at you when she first heard you talk. She's never heard someone so baritone before! Of course, now whenever she hears your voice, it's all tail wags and kisses! Lester loves when the three of you get to finally turn in for the night, cuddled up into a little pile of love.
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Found-Family headcanons for aÂł's coven of chaos, part 3: (because they all deserved more time with each other)
(part 2, here.)
(part 1, here.)
There is, of course, a group chat. Billy initially named it, âCoven of Chaosđâ but Rio changed it to âslutsâ
Jen immediately left the chat the second it was created, but Alice put her back in. There was a second escape attempt when they were all together, to which Lilia responded with an âđâ expression, which was enough to convince Jen to reluctantly stay in the group chat.
Ironically, Lilia isn't even active on the group chat. She's terrible at texting & terrible at reasing messages. (âwhy is the print so small??â)
She is, however, surprisingly nimble with her phone outside of that. She needed to figure it out for business and stuff.
Sharon also doesn't know how to use the group chat. She had a flip-phone until recentlyâand only got a new one because Billy insisted she needed it. She keeps accidentally doing group calls by miss-clicking on her phone.
Sharon always calls Alice to âcome fix her phoneâ because âit's broken again!!â Alice, each time, has to tell her that it's probably just out of battery.
Agatha is blocked on Jen's phone because she won't stop sending her spam, so they only ever text each other on the group chat, which Jen has muted.
Jen, Alice and Lilia have a separate group chat. Lilia hasn't even noticed, but they assume she has, because she leaves everything on read. In reality, she just thinks both group chats are the same group-chat and they always have to call her om the phone to make plans.
Alice wanted to add Billy to the second group chat too, but Jen told her that he'd probably be sad to not include the others so it's better that he doesn't find out.
Agatha claims she doesn't care what Billy does, but once she ran out of her house to his car because he forgot his jacket.
Billy made everyone friendship bracelets in prideflag colours, (like the ones agatha and rio wore in agatha's trial.)
âI hate braceletsâ âdon't wear it thenâ âfuck you, I'm never taking it off.â
âdo you like it? :))â *chocked up* âit's fine i guess-â
Alice, Lilia, Sharon and Rio don't even play difficult, they just wear them immediately.
Agatha and Billy love doing matching Halloween outfits. Rio and Eddie would be offended, but like. They respect the slay.
Eddie would go as hulk (haha hulkling reference) and Rio would just wear a black t-shirt that says âBOO-bsâ across her chest. And she'd draw nipples all over her body.
Billy makes them vote for best costume and he ALWAYS votes for Alice regardless of who actually has the best costume. Not because he's biasedâjust because hers are genuinely always his favourites.
Jen and Lilia will go shopping during the first weeks of October, when people start decorating for Halloween, and the moment Lilia spots a SINGLE pumpkin she starts bitching and moaning the WHOLE WAY HOME about how âthe holiday industrial complex appropriates our culture through offensive stereotypes and absurd emblems and It's full of caricatures that stem from misogyny and female domesticity and villifying powerful women and AND there's so many racial micro-aggresions and it's all just exploiting us for profit and all these decorations and advertisements are just here to pressure people to buy products and--â
Jen stopped listening ten minutes ago. She SO regrets pointing and saying, âoh, that pumpkin is so cute!â as if she doesn't know who she's hanging out with.
So, obviously Lilia never dresses up for Halloween. Jen just dresses hot, so that Lilia won't be able to be mad at her.
Lilia has... No objections to that--
Rio's favourite thing during Halloween (but also just, always) is scaring the shit out of people.
They all have weekly movie nights :)
Rio picks âcomediesâ (Horror movies, psychological thrillers, slasher films, gothic fiction, dark comedies, survival horror, anything gruesome & grotesque & body horror & gore, post-apocalyptic fiction) Sharon âcoincidentallyâ skips movie night whenever it's Rio's turn to pick a film.
Alice picked everything everywhere all at once during her last turn. Her and Lilia sobbed through it (for very different reasons) while hugging each other. Other than that, Alice usually picks action movies, crime films, and the occasional rom-com or coming-of-age.
Jen loves dramas. Any dramas. Unnecessary trope-filled miscommunication? Hit her up!
Sharon likes sitcoms and old hollywood productions with a romantic flair. She'll point at scenes and narrate stories about how, âme and my husband used to...â
Agatha watches a lot of reality tv because she loves to make fun of the people yelling at each other.
Billy will always pick musicals. (Lilia has forbidden a specific fewâand I think we all know which few.)
Hilariously, Agatha uses her next turn to force Lilia to sit through Madonna's Evita.
Lilia herself hates historical movies and always points out the inaccuracies. Same with fantasy media, she just doesn't like it. She's the pickiest of them all with movies and she always chooses total obscure wildcards that nobody has ever heard beforeâand somehow they're always the best ones.
Billy's parents are very conflicted about these people. âHow about you and Eddie just... Start hanging out with people your own age? Like!! Eddie's friend group!!â
Even when he starts hanging out with the Young Avengers, he still spends more than half of his free time with his coven of lesbian senior citizens. <3
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Can you drop some general dating eltingville club member hcs? It doesnât matter who i genuinely just crave more fanfiction content of any of them
Absolutely I love these ugly loser boys
The Eltingville Club Headcanons

Pete Dinunzio
â˘Pete is the shortest of the club at 5â7, but the one who grounds everyone else with common sense, Although he is very impulsive himself.
â˘He was raised mainly by his father and had multiple siblings in his house. Though his father doesnât support his horror movies or in his words ânerd shit.â
â˘mainly joined the club cause they are weirder than he is but supports his hobbies and interests so it give him some solace.
â˘Canonically into horror porn and cannibal flicks. I think he has paraphilia. He thinks cannibalism is very intimate, eating someone so theyâre apart of you and all the time and dedication it takes to eat the entire body intrigues him.
â˘goes broke every Halloween cause heâs buying shit for either his collection or for his room. I like to think his birthday is in October.
â˘Has anger issues but not to the degree as bill or Josh do,and that comforts him in some way. Makes him feel better about himself. (Heâd never tell them that.)
â˘wants to be covered in tattoos when heâs older, but in reality heâd probably just get five or six on his arms.
â˘tried to smoke cigarettes but his dad caught him and made him smoke the whole pack.
â˘his father and siblings harass him the way that some households do when one them picks up a neither hobby and bullies them cause itâs weird.
â˘very sweet if he likes you. Will show affection in his own way like asking you to watch horror flicks or info dumping about his favorite slashers or the new dvd set he bought.

Jerry Stokes
â˘Jerry is the voice of reason that no one listens to. He lives with his mother and father as an only child.
â˘I like to believe his parents are conservative or religious and donât like when his fantasy interests because they think itâs immoral or something.
â˘(taking this headcanon from Tahawkydingo on ao3) his parents found his porn stash of fantasy cosplay pinups and they sent him to gay conversion camp.
â˘Is autistic but his parents deny that he is. vocally stims with his bidibidi bit and hyper fixates on fantasy. Wants to go to a renaissance fair so bad but no one wants to go with him.
⢠his parents treat him differently after his parents came to terms with him having autism and they unintentionally belittle him, he stays with the club because they donât baby him like his parents do.
â˘has watched every fantasy movie from the eighties at least four times.
â˘avid weezer listener

Bill Dicky
â˘snarky fuck. Will always try to get the last say in an argument and gets very butt hurt if he doesnât.
⢠He lives with his mom and younger sister. His mom has full custody of him so he never sees his father.
â˘one thing I saw is that Bill is usually the one to throw the first punch besides Josh. I theorize that his dad used to get physical with him and it hasnât really clicked with him that he was abused and think itâs normal.
â˘male manipulator by the book definition of antisocial personality disorder in the comics, average smiths listener in the pilot.
⢠tried to work at gamestop or Blockbuster but either got denied for having expired dvd returns or stole.

Josh levvy
â˘lives with his mother and father. I think of him as the youngest sibling if he ever had any brothers or sisters.
â˘His parents are Jewish and if he showered more heâd have natural curls. Without his glasses he can only see blobs of color, his vision is getting worse.
â˘itâs cannon that he only eats things that have collectibles in them and hates doing it. But I think heâs always been insecure of his body for a long time and is at the point where he doesnât care what people see him like some tub of lard because his self esteem is low.
â˘secretly feels that heâd never measure up to the expectations his parents give him so he doubles down.
â˘His dad used to get physical with him as a kid as a punishment, like belting or smacking him up side the head if he says something wrong. So he got more aggressive when someone made him upside or says something he doesnât like.
â˘collects not even for fun, just to have. Because itâs become such a big part of himself he doesnât know what to do if he stops.
#the eltingville club#the eltingville club headcanon#eltingville club#pete dinunzio#jerry stokes#bill dickey#josh levy#joshua aaron levy
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OOO! Toby, EJ, and LJ favorite horror movies! Just like headcanons I guess , if you have the time! Thank you for reading!
TICCI TOBY
He watches hillbilly type slasher films. Anything that resembles Texas Chainsaw Massacre, he fucking loves it. I think Toby would be the type to also just go to a video rental store and pick out some random obscure VHS movies and see if he can find some fucked up home video shit. He doesn't get scared or anything, he mostly watches for the entertainment value.
He likes gorey and action-oriented films, not really into psychological thrillers. He also refuses to watch Paranormal Activity. Cuz he watched the movies when he was young and it freaked him the fuck out to the point he just doesnt wont watch them again incase they scare him still LMAO His ego would be hurt.
EYELESS JACK
EJ watches shit like Saw 100%. Silent Hill, Final Destination, really anything that he would've seen before he turned into what he is now. Something about it just feels comforting in a way. He likes religious horror too, and psychological horror cuz hes a fucking geek. And any crime thriller that has a sort of philosophy to it. Seven, Memento, Murder By Numbers, Shutter Island, etc
Hes not a big fan of classic slasher films or paranormal horror, it feels a bit cheap to him, but he can appreciate the Halloween movies.
LAUGHING JACK
Those really shitty old clown movies. Not even It or Terrifier or anything. He likes shit like Killer Klowns From Outer Space and Funland and Killjoy And he genuinely enjoys them. Thats the horror.
He finds all the other horror movies to be boring, maybe inspiring at best, he really doesnt like hororr movies where the main characters win at the end, but theres a certain joy to those low budget obscure clown horror movies from the 60s-80s that he fucking loves. He watches on VHS exclusively
#tombtalk#creepypasta#ticci toby#eyeless jack#laughing jack#creepypasta headcanons#ticci toby headcanons#eyeless jack headcanons#laughing jack headcanons#creepypasta ticci toby#creepypasta eyeless jack#creepypasta laughing jack
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can i request headcanons of what the monster trio+Usopp and Law think of Goth reader who wears all black, has tattoos and piercings, and loves horror ?? and who would like goths the most?? and idk how but could u mix a little nsfw with this if possible?? thank u!!
Yes, sure thing, here we go with some headcanons ! I didn't add nsfw for Luffy because I do not write smut for him. But for the others, there's a bit of nsfw at the end. Hope it meets your expectations, thank you for requesting :D
âLuffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp & Law with a goth s/o
CW : g/n reader, MDNI, both sfw and nsfw, mention of alcohol for Zoro, mention of bullets for law, mention of blood and murder still for law (heâs talking about a horror movie)
WC : 2,4K
Luffy
Luffy's open-mindedness and curiosity would lead him to ask many questions about your style. He finds it cool.
"When did you discover this lifestyle?", "What's the meaning of your tattoo?", "What's your fav piercing?"
At random times, he would touch your tattoos and then, questions time again, "Is it really in your skin? Can you take showers with them, it doesn't fade? Oh wait, look, I can slide my finger into your earring gauge. All those piercings, woh, you must have a lot of holes."
He's so innocent, help.
Of course, he would love to try some goth clothes or to wear make-up just like you. Good luck, he's an incompetent model. Always fidgeting. He is unable to remain still. He would be quite annoying. You would clearly have a lot of struggles to draw a beautiful eyeliner on his over-smiling face.Â
And you know, those scenes where he's imitating Sanji or Chopper? He would imitate you. Not to make fun of you, just because Luffy loves that kind of imitation.
He believes that his full black outfit and stunning eye-liner make him look really cool. He would be so proud to show the good job you made on him to everyone.Â
Even while sleeping, he would keep his make-up on. He doesn't know that make-up needs to be removed.Â
If you want to watch a horror movie, he may freak out because it was really scary or he may laugh heartily because it was quite funny. Especially in a slasher movie. He thinks that the characters' terrible decisions are amusing. "That was hilarious!"
He would love to trace your tattoos with his fingers. Luffy is fond of physical touch with his loved ones, so yes, his hands would be glued to your tattoos all the time.Â
"Hey, Y/N, I have an idea for your next tattoo!" While showing you a really ugly drawing. This guy can't even draw a proper circle so a full tattooâŚÂ
He wants to see it on your body now, so good luck.
ZoroÂ
CW : slight roux sex, oral sex (Zoro receiving), slight dacryphilia
Zoro is so oblivious and stoic that he doesn't care much about anything. He's not into fashion or trends; the only thing he's truly interested in is sakĂŠ and training. He would not really care about what you're wearing, like he doesn't even know it's called gothic. For him, it's just black clothes, make up, tattoos and piercings. It's fine as long as you enjoy your outfit.
"Ugh, it's called goth⌠I thought it was just black clothesâŚ"Â
However, if someone dares to make a mean comment about your style, he would be pissed off. Zoro craves honor and respect, so he would get really angry. No one can make fun of his s/o.Â
"Ain't no fucking way" if you want to put make-up on his face. Paint his nails black is the only thing you can do.Â
I believe he would be fond of your piercings. He has some earrings himself, and he thinks they're cool. He would offer you some jewels sometime. "I thought it would look cool on you." Although his appearance is stoic, he has a genuine desire to please you.
And if you two are watching a horror movie together⌠honestly he would just fall asleep. Saw? Sleeping. Conjuring? Sleeping. Alien? Sleeping. The silence of the lambs? S.l.e.e.p.i.n.g. You just can't freak out Zoro. But he would enjoy having a peaceful moment with you.Â
NSFWÂ
Zoro would be thrilled if you got a tattoo on your back. What a beautiful sight when he takes you roughly from behind: he can watch his cock sliding in and out of you, your ass, and your back tattoo. He would retrace your tattoo with his hands and bite or lick it. All. The. Time.Â
Another thing he would enjoy? Your tongue piercing. "That's it, put this piercing into good use" while you're literally gagging on his cock slamming deep down your throat. The way you piercing rolls along his length or on his tip would elicit deep, low grunts from Zoro. Your watery eyes, faded eyeliner, and black drops running down your cheek would be a major turn-on for him. "Fuck, you look so pretty with your make-up all messed up."
SanjiÂ
CW : oral sex (reader receiving), penetrative sex (no mention of genital for the reader), for the last paragraph, the reader is wearing a skirt + fishnet tights, but no pronoun usedÂ
Sanji would love your style. He likes fashion and well-dressed people. He thinks that black outfits combined with beautiful smoky eyes and some piercings is an amazing style.Â
But well, it's Sanji, so even if you were wearing a paper towel outfit, he would still think you're the most beautiful person in the whole universe.Â
He would be a fantastic help with your makeup. Are you in need of flawless eyeliner? Just leave it to him. Same with the lipstick or even nail polish. He is a divine being with hands and he probably learned a few things during the time skip.Â
He would have a great time watching scary movies with you. Because it means spending time with his s/o. He would prepare some healthy snacks for the both of you. But on the flip side, he's not a big fan of violence, so he would take this opportunity to get closer to you. "Oh, so scary!" Before holding you firmly. And no letting you go before the end of the movie.
Sanji would be more than happy to help you choose new clothes, make-up, or jewelry. He has really good taste. And he would try some outfits himself just to please you.Â
"Y/N, try this one" while showing you a shirt with a big low-cut neckline. Just because he likes to watch your chest.Â
If you have a tattoo on your chest, prepare yourself because Sanji's hands would be glued on it. It's too beautiful to resist, he can't help it.
Whenever you get a new tattoo, he will certainly aid you in applying the cream. He's more than happy to lend a hand if it involves touching you.
NSFW
When you're watching a movie, Sanji would enjoy the "chill" time more than the "movie" time. He would begin to retrace all of your tattoos while the movie is still running before going down on you. "Let's see if you can scream more than those guys on screen."
The way you look at him with those beautiful made-up eyes while he's thrusting into you? Intoxicating. The passion, the eyeliner, the make-upâŚ. If you begin to kiss his neck, smearing your lipstick on his skin, his cock would be throbbing within you. It's too much for him to handle.
If you're into wearing skirts and fishnet tights, Sanji would definitely nosebleed. He would just pin you against the wall or sit you on the table, hike up your skirt, and slowly sink his length into you, moaning close to your ear.
Usopp
CW: slight fingering (reader receiving), slight cum play
At the start, he would be impressed by you. Once Usopp gets accustomed to your style, he would absolutely love it.
Your aesthetic, particularly your tattoos and jewels, would be a great source of inspiration for him. Since he is a god of his hands, he would create some outfits and jewels for you.Â
To surprise you, he would work really hard on a beautiful tattoo. Unlike Luffy, he is skilled at drawing. He also knows your tastes, so honestly, the final piece would be mesmerizing. Usopp would be very proud if you tattooed his drawing on your skin.Â
"R-really, you⌠you tattooed my drawing on your skin?" With a flustered expression and his heart pounding.Â
Even though Usopp doesn't share the same musical/cinematographic tastes, he would try to learn more about your likes. Despite his dislike for scary movies. Our poor Usopp would be so freaked out, especially with the jump scares. At the conclusion of the movie, he would become clingy and even fearful of sleeping alone in the dark.Â
He's a dreamer and a good storyteller, so seeing your outfits would help him with his inspiration. He loves to imagine stories and would end up daydreaming about you wearing specific outfits in specific situations. Occasionally, he would draw you.Â
Perhaps he could make a weapon that is based on your favorite music or movie. He's so creative.Â
He's a coward so piercings/tattoos are not for him, but he would help you take care of yours. And he's really conscientious about it.Â
The same applies to your hairstyle or make-up, Usopp knows how to cut hair and he's good with make-up because he's an artist. Please let him do your make-up and hair. He's fond of those moments of intimacy.Â
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"Hey y/n⌠so I have an idea⌠you know⌠your outfit is quite⌠pretty. I'd love to draw you⌠but you know, like⌠a spicy drawing⌠I mean, an artistic one⌠you see?" he would babble so much. Poor Usopp is so embarrassed. But he can't help it, you're really inspiring his creative soul. And as you accept being drawn in some suggestive positions, Usopp would try his best to keep both hands on his pencil and hide how turned on he is. But his hard cock pressing against his pants is unavoidable. Please, have mercy.
Another fantasy of his? Painting of your naked body. The sight of your bare body is breathtaking. Usopp would have a lovely and sweet time painting your curves. The softness of his touch and all his mesmerizing comments about how amazing you are, are quite adorable. His hands would be heavenly soft and he would have a glimmer of pride in his eyes because he's truly doing a great job. "Y/N⌠I need you so badâŚ" while watching at your exposed bare bottom. With your consent, sure, he would slide two fingers into you, moaning through gritted teeth. He would slide his hard cock between your ass cheeks until he cum. His seed would be on your back, thighs, almost everywhere. "Now, what a beautiful painting."
Law
CW : slight dirty talk, slight teasing, slight nipple play, slight chokingÂ
Law being... Law, he would not be very vocal about his thoughts. Like, you want to wear black clothes? Okay. A lot of piercings? Okay. You like horror movies? Fine. He has too much on his plate to care about that type of thing.
But he would be really curious about your tattoos. At first, he would stay silent because he is aloof. After some time, he would be happy to learn more about the meanings of your tattoos, if they have one. And if not, just how did you get the idea. There's a chance he'll talk about his own tattoos.Â
Law finds it difficult to communicate, so having something in common with him would make it easier. He is interested in discussing art with you, or even getting a tattoo with you. Law would love this date idea.
As a skilled doctor, he would be extremely attentive to the healing process. "Y/N-ya, don't forget your cream." all the day. He would leave a note if he's not around.
Putting make-up on his face is not an option. "I don't need make-up anyway, I already have dark circles under my eyes." He's not wrong in fact
Law would probably be uneasy with certain horror movies. Particularly if it can trigger his past trauma. If the plot is about sickness or people taking a bullet, he's not willing to watch it and even mad if you try to force him to.Â
If it's a random slasher or something paranormal, itâs okay. And he knows a number of movies. However, he would be extremely irritating. Like, pointing out all the incoherences and the jump cuts. Again, he's a doctor, so whenever there's a gore scene, he can't help but comment on it. "Ugh, it's so ridiculous, it doesn't look like this. You know that Y/N-ya, right? In fact, when people are killed like this, the organs are damaged... first, the..." Prepare yourself for a complete explanation during the movie. "The blood is unrealistic and the costumes are cheap, it's awful."
He's such a nerd.Â
Law probably shares your musical tastes, so perhaps he could create a playlist for you. Without any word, just like "Hey, listen to this Y/N-ya" before returning to his office.Â
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Piercings? Big yes. Nipple piercing? Total heaven. For hours, Law would suck and bite your nipples. Or pinch them. It's so intoxicating for him. "Your nipples are so damn hard, you like when I play with them?"Â
Law would be delighted to use a mirror when he plows into you from behind, as he loves your tattoos. The nice jiggle on your ass, all your tattoos wet with sweat, how you squirm and the expression of pure bliss on your face⌠"You're so beautiful when I'm fucking you" If you're wearing that kind of tight chain necklace, he would brutally pull on, enjoying how you're gagging. And as he buries your head against the pillow, he would love to watch the faded makeup on your face and the marks on the pillow. "You look cute when you bite the pillow." He would say, slapping your ass before continue to fuck you senseless.Â
And Law, as the teaser he is, would just love running his fingers along your tattooed skin for hours. Making you tremble with anticipation and desire. He would trace each line and curve from your neck to your ankles, avoiding all your sensitive areas. "You're already so turned on⌠for absolutely nothing. You need me so badly, y/n-ya? "Â
He loves your tattoos and he knows you love his. So while he fucks you, his tattooed fingers would be wrapped around your neck. "My fingers are quite a beautiful collar for you, don't you think? " With his favorite teasing grin. It's written " death " on them for a good reason, because you're here to discover what "a little death" means.
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i genuinely have so many emotions abt npmd, especially about max jägerman
he's such a tragic character!!! like yes max is the villain but he also Didn't Have To Be. one of the biggest issues w hatchetfield in-universe is how willing people are to take horrible things at face value - nobody thinks max can change because bad shit happens all the time in hatchetfield, nobody cares why this ONE kid is acting out. nobody looks for him when he disappears because people go missing all the time in hatchetfield, what's one more kid gonna do. even once they've found his body they barely mention him; richie gets more love and mourning and he was actively bullied by half his classmates. they care more about losing the big game than they do max's death.
and yes ok the repeated mention of them being 18 is 1) a joke abt slasher movie teens conveniently being Just Old Enough to sexualise and 2) a joke abt grace thinking that perfectly normal barely-flirtatious activities (like max offering to carry her books) are too scandalous and explicit for 18 year olds. but also like. he's a kid. 18 is an adult but also a kid, yknow? and he. literally thanks them for making fun of him because it's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for him. he takes it as an olive branch for friendship rather than the mockery it was meant to be. he's just a kid with a shitty life who's taking it out on people because nobody cares about him. he himself sings about how he knows he's gonna peak in highschool, so why not do whatever he wants now, since he'll amount to nothing later? and once he dies, his own friends sing about how much better their lives are without him.
yes obviously he's a bully and a villain, i'm not disputing that, but there's something so painful about seeing that glimmer of hope for redemption right before his death - that maybe he was wrong about them, that maybe his dad was wrong about him, that maybe they could be friends and he could have people who care about him and be somebody other than a mean jock - and then it's instantly snatched away from him, and all that's left is humiliation and misdirected rage. it's so fuckin sad.
or maybe that's just me. i dunno.
#i live in fear that half the notes r gonna be telling me to shut up n stop humanising the villain already#but i have faith starkid likers r nicer than that#and also like. the show did it for me i'm just pointing it out#og#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#horror tag#fav#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#nerdy prudes#hatchetfield#the hatchetfield series#max jagerman#max jägerman
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prompt 4
yanking them by their..
satoru g. â ear.
it may sound weird at first. satoru never lets anyone touch him. the strongest. he canât be touched by his usual means of infinity.
so why did he let you do so? itâs a conundrum to him as well. why does he touch you, put on his flawed personality for display and be so vulnerable? because as much as heâd want to deny, he loves you.
he loves you so much, to the point where he in fact invited you to go shopping with him! sure, he probably wouldâve done it with himself or someone else if you were to decline, but you didnât.
thatâs what matters.
youre glossing through the crowded mall, turning a head at anything that catches your eye - and thatâs when you see it.
the perfect outfit, clad on the stores front mannequin. youâre just hoping and..
âthat kid there has a digimon cardââ
âyou are such a nerd.â you throw your head back with a exasperated groan, fingers pitching the lobe of warm hearing vessels.
âcmonn, youâre not even buying anything.â
he whined. he knew very well that he was giving you an inch.
and you knew too.
immature, much?
âI was literally just looking at somethinâ, what are you on about?â you bark back.
âokay, but like, I didnât..â
âdo you even know what youâre trying to argue about?â you furrow a brow.
âcanât you mentally bookmark it?â
ââŚâ you two shortly find your way over to a gamestop. an embarrassing scene.
suguru g. â hair
more often than not, suguru doesnât like when other people touch his hair. he meticulously grooms it, and takes care of it to the fullest. and if someone were to touch it - theyâd have to be on the list of people he can tolerate. like his parents, or maybe shoko and gojo.. and without a doubt, you.
how could he not? suguru any touch of yours to be a grounding anchor to the reality he sometimes canât even process himself. youâre his safe space. and he means it in every definition his brain could fathom.
and with you, itâs the same. you two were simply hanging out after school, and with how sassy he was - you two were prone to indulge in some banter.
sitting on some bench next to some convenience store, you chow down on some chips - him, observe the general public. it was one of those moments where, there isnât exactly a set plan for the day - but rather more of a reprieve from your usual treacherous schedule.
so in short, you were just.. chilling.
while you were relaxing, you rant to him about your latest fixation, and then.. he gets a text message! from.. who?
âare you listening?â you lean forward, squinting as you tried to look at his screen.
âno, yeah..â he replies monotonously. you didnât like that.
âI dare you to recount what I just said within three sentencesââ
âI think satoru set me up, that snarky bastard.â his eye twitched as he tightened his grip on the flip phone. was he gonna break it?
âdude, relax, maybe heâs like.. I dunno..â
then you pause when you read the message.
âwho the hell is misaki sato? and why does she have your number?â
âI told you, satoru set me up, I donât know that girl!â he frowned, and you gently grab a tuff of hair, tugging just enough so you donât place tension on his oh so tender scalp.
âoh shit! I think I know her!â your eyes widen, an accomplished smile gracing your features.
âwas pulling my hair necessary?â
âshut up.â
yuji i. â arm.
you two were relaxing after just exiting from the movie theater. yuji just convinced you to watch a boring, dramatic and theatrical slasher. given that you genuinely had no other pastime, you took him up on his offer.
rookie mistake on his end, because for you, your knack for unconventional garbs was going to be the death of him.
âoh my god, oh myâ yuji!â you exclaim. âitâs a flash sale, you know how much I love this stores stuff.â
âare you gonna even use half of the things in there?â he said sheepishly - until he saw merchandise. merchandise of his favorite movie!
âoh..itâs..its!â
you give him a side glance.
âoh, human centipedeâŚâ
âthatâs like an entirely different thing!â he complains, and you simply push his back and your hand lands on his arm. circling around it, you pull him forth.
âmy bad, that weird murder shit you like..â you correct yourself. awkwardly.
âitâs not weird!â
megumi f. â collar.
to be frank, megumi wasnât to chatty type. he was more for the tiny things, the things that made it matter.
acts of service. that his niche. so.. why was he here.. crafting all these.. origami gifts.. why? because he wanted to surprise you. particularly because you just passed exams. heâs been routing for you, studying.. buying your energizers..
yuji brought up the idea, and megumi decided to entertain it. for once.
he presses the youtube video back, navy eyes narrowing further as he scrutinized the screen just one more time.
pink hair blurs his vision, and immediately, heâs over it again.
âmaybe we should ask nobara. sheâs a girl, she probably knows a lot aboutââ yuji fell short of his exclaimation as megumi pressed him off to the side. he may or may not subtly have elbowed him in his side as well.
âI think I know my girlfriend, yuji..â he rolled his eyes, maybe at this point, he should give up. but if itâs one of your favorite..
clink.
the noise of a door unlocking throughout the dorm room sounds, and megumi feels like his soul has been snatched. hastily, he slams it close.
yuji, on the other hand, turned to the side, front obscuring the accumulated supplies in the front of them.
âohh, heyy! we didnât know you were..coming so soon?â
with your arrival, you donât exhaust haste to trot your way over to megumi.
âthe air in here doesnât feel right.â you say.
âwhat the hell is that even supposed to mean?â yuji barked, hurriedly pushing the papers under the bed.
âI meant what I said! you guys are doing somethinâ, and itâs suspicious! why else would yuji be in here?â
âI mean, heâs not always an unwanted presence..â megumi looks off to the side, a snicker escaping his lips.
âare you insinuating there has been times where I was a unwanted presence?â his friend yells, jaw hung low in appall.
you tsk, and pull his collar, trying to see what was behind him.
he didnât seem.. particularly bothered by your proximity.
ânow, what exactly are you guys tryâna do?â
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Can you make one where it's La Squadra reacting to the reader having a freaky looking moving doll stand?
Masterlist here <3
HELLO omg I love this so much! I seriously enjoyed writing this sooo soso much I hope you enjoy, also you might find that this post differs a bit in writing style, but I got a bit carried away I guess and made it silly, I hope you enjoy nonetheless and if youâd like anything changed you can always message me!

La squadra reacts to reader having a creepy looking doll stand

Letâs say your Stand is a small, doll-like creature with jerky, unnatural movementsâlike something that crawled out of a cursed VHS tape. It has glassy, unblinking eyes and twitchy little limbs, like itâs about to start speaking in tongues. Oh, and it moves on its own. Not normal Stand movements. No, it skitters
Risotto Nero
At first, he doesnât reactâRisotto is, of course, a stoic wall of a man. But the second he sees your freaky little Stand shuffle into the room like chucky, his eyes narrow
ââŚExplain.â
Itâs not fearâoh no. Itâs suspicion. He immediately assumes youâve been hiding this thing deliberately to mess with him. And when it starts crawling UP THE WALL, he just deadpans:
âKill it.â
Risotto will try to put it out of its misery (or his own) if it gets within five feet of him
Prosciutto
Prosciutto prides himself on being cool, collected, and mature. But the minute your Stand skitters across the table like a spider in a cheap haunted house, he lets out the most undignified noise youâve ever heard
âChe cazzo è quello?!â
Suddenly, Mr. Cool Guy has his legs tucked up onto the chair, scowling at your Stand like it insulted his family. He points an accusatory finger at you
âWhy does it move like that? Fix it.â
When you explain that itâs supposed to move like that, he just mutters, âYou need better taste in Stands.â
Pesci
Poor Pesci. Your Stand exists, and thatâs already too much for him to handle. He sees it for half a second, shrieks like heâs in a slasher movie, and nearly falls backwards out of his chair
âWhy is it looking at me?!â
You assure him itâs harmless. The Stand then proceeds to tilt its head unnaturally far to the left, and Pesci just bolts
You now have to chase him down to tell him it wonât eat him. Pesci will not recover from this for days
Melone
Melone is fascinated. Absolutely enamored. He gets way too close, watching it twitch and crawl with genuine delight
âIncredible. Its movement is so unnatural! What do its abilities do? Does it make people uncomfortable on purpose? Thatâs brilliant.â
He will follow you around for the rest of the day asking a million questions, mostly things like, âDoes it talk? Can I touch it? What happens if I poke it in the eye?â
Please do not let Melone near it. He will absolutely try to run experiments
Ghiaccio
âWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!â
Ghiaccioâs reaction is instantaneous and LOUD. He jumps out of his seat and starts pacing around the room, ranting at 200 miles an hour
âItâs crawling on the goddamn ceiling! WHY IS IT CRAWLING ON THE CEILING?!â
You try to explain, but Ghiaccio is too busy actively losing his mind. He points aggressively at your Stand
âI donât care if itâs yoursâitâs freaky as hell, and if it comes near me, Iâm icing it.â
(He spends the next hour side-eyeing it and muttering under his breath.)
Formaggio
Formaggio is laughing so hard heâs crying. He LOVES your creepy little Stand
âThis is the best thing Iâve seen all week. Look at this guy!â
He starts trying to play with it like itâs a toy, sticking his finger out to see what itâll do. When it grabs onto him (with its weird little twitchy doll hand), he screams
But then he laughs even harder. âOh my god, itâs even freakier up close. I love this little guy.â
Formaggio now calls it âthe homieâ and tells everyone itâs his new best friend
Illuso
Illusoâs all smug and dismissive about it at first
âTch. Itâs just a Stand. Nothing impressive.â
And then it turns its glassy head to look directly at him
Illuso freezes. For the first time in his life, he doesnât have something snarky to say. He just stares at your Stand, and your Stand stares back
âStop looking at me.â
It doesnât stop
âSTOP LOOKING AT ME.â
Illuso will insist heâs not freaked out, but he is visibly uncomfortable. He avoids eye contact with your Stand for the rest of eternity
Sorbet and Gelato
(This is the first time I write for them so Iâm sorry if itâs not accurate)
Sorbet and Gelato are thrilled. They think your Stand is the funniest, most unsettling thing theyâve ever seen, and they are here for it
Gelato keeps trying to make it dance by waving his hands in front of it. Sorbet bets him 50 bucks that he canât make it do the worm
Theyâre both crying-laughing when it skitters sideways like a crab
âThis thingâs a menace. I love it.â

I hope you enjoyed this cause I definitely enjoyed writing it!
If you enjoyed this make sure to check out my other posts, and if youâd like anything specific written for a jjba character/squad you can request it if my requests are open!
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fukutora hcs bc theyre funny
- fukunaga shohei #1 lover of badddd bad bad bad movies. terrible films. not good. we're talking sharknado snakes on a plane willys wonderland velocipastor that one thanksgiving slasher film that i cant remember the name of rn (dont think abt the mechanics of it being a thanksgiving movie too hard). generally not a movie enjoyer i think but most certainly clocking in for shit that is Not Good
- tora is baffled every time but definitely not opposed to it (this guy loves cuddling on the couch i think he hits the fake yawn arm around shoulders maneuver like. regularlyyyy and fukunaga doesnt even pretend to think its silly anymore)
- "shohei this movie doesnt even make any sense" "đ¤ˇ"
- tora the hugger from behind of All Time he is finding any possible excuse. "u look cold" or "makin up for lost time" or "i have practice in an hour plsss plssssss just let me have this PLSSSSSSS" (he uses that one in particular a lot) (fukunaga wouldnt have said no in the first place) (he thinks its cute so he doesnt say anything abt it)
- repressed-as-hell hs tora did not quiteee know what to do w whatever tf he had goin on so he didnt get the guts (ha) to say anything until a couple years after graduation (which he then said over text bc yokohama -> tokyo = long distance)
- fukunaga conveys thoughts in as few words as possible (which is fucking awesome btw if fukunaga has no fans it means ive died) BUT in order to preserve the meaning it sometimes takes a second to respond
- tora did Not have a good time attempting to navigate this when he was trying to confess
- bro immediately started freaking out to yaku "DUDE WHY DID I DO THAT THAT WAS SO STUPID" "omfg its fukunaga give him a second. impatient ass" "I THINK IM DYING" "jfc"
- meanwhile in tokyo fukunaga was staring at "i rly like u dude" trying to figure out if tora meant like (homie) or like (w/gay intent)
- fukunaga only ever calls tora by his full government given name when he is Displeased. tora used the pan he needed for dinner tn so now he has to wash it? taketora. tora rearranges his living room w no warning? taketora. doesnt even say it in a mean/angry tone or anything j matter of fact as all hell. honestly i think if fukunaga was ever genuinely angry abt smth hell would probably freeze over
- tora does get extremely pouty abt it tho. "shoheiii what did i do :(" "the pan" ".......OH FUCâ"
- when tora first moved to yokohama he got a cat bc of course he did he graduated from nekoma. tf else was he supposed to do, get a dog? (maybe in the future)
- very very fluffy very cute very sweet tuxedo girl. her name is "destroyer" (yes really) he calls her badass on the reg and she is sooo cuddly w him. fukunaga finds all of this extremely funny
- in fact when fukunaga starts visiting suddenly destroyer doesnt gaf abt tora anymore. worse than pain of death in his opinion it is So Not Fair. first thing fukunaga does after he meets the cat is send a pic to the old nekoma gc "top 10 cats that like me more than they like their owners" tora throws a pillow at him "i RAISED her from a BABY" "did u rly" ".....NO BUT IT AINT RIGHT"
- after theyve been together a few months toras thinkin abt how fukunaga used to Never Talk Ever and he makes a joke "ha i guess i learned how to speak BODY language am i right. right shohei. thats funny right"
- fukunaga calls him taketora for a week. tora retires that joke permanently and they never speak of it again
- tora morning person fukunaga not-exactly-a-night-owl-but-doesnt-love-being-awake-at-5:30 person. one time fukunagas in yokohama for the weekend he wakes up at 6 annoyed as hell (tora got up at 5 and left for a run) bc wtf his pillow literally got up and walked away. falls back asleep wakes up again at 10 tora made not only coffee but pancakes too AND heated them up for him hes immediately like ok nvm this is fine actually no complaints (<- still gets annoyed when his human teddy bear ditches him)
- TORA BABE SAYER. hey babe thanks babe i missed u babe. but it took him foreverrrrrr (forever) to get comfortable actually saying it instead of thinkin inside so there was also (and still is) a lot of dude (romantic) bro (romantic) man (romantic).
- fukunaga doesnt like saying pet names or anything (but to be fair does he like saying ANYTHING most of the time) but does not mind being called them at all (that's a lie he thinks it's awesome and so so so sweet but when tora asks if it's okay he says he doesn't mind)
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