#that man was awful

[theganymedes]

random but can we please talk about how terrible of a partner owen was to mel in tlou 2? … he did not consider her or his unborn child AT ALL when making decisions…

like even before ellie showed up to interrogate them regarding abby’s whereabouts, he was trying to convince his VERY! PREGNANT! GIRLFRIEND! to go to an island that inhabits a murderous religious cult that had been trying to wipe them out for who knows how long… all so he could save his ex-girlfriend who didn’t need saving…

like this man was planning on fleeing to santa barbara with or without the woman carrying his child and didn’t even care to inform her… not to mention he cheated on mel as well.

owen was just awful imo.

[bagool-the-wizard]

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[solarwreathe]

let’s not talk about this, ever

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Vanessas and Mikes if they met sooner in FNAF..

[sototallynormaliswear]

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.

[egophiliac]

last chance to guess what the new round of birthday outfits will be!

[dovewingkinnie]

what if she abstracts because of caine

[frownyalfred]

love how Gotham goons are like "awh, it's the nice, quippy one" when they see Nightwing and then Dick shoves his fucking escrima stick down their throats until they choke on it and almost die

[talesfromthecrypts]

I get so frustrated by "yeah make vampires scary again" stuff every time a vampire movie has a "monster" vampire (Nosferatu, Voyage of the Demeter, etc). It reeks of an attitude that thinks all horror is about something being ugly and horrifying on the outside. If you can't see the horror in Interview With the Vampire, or a Jean Rollin film, or The Hunger, or Carmilla, or the vampire sections of Baldur's Gate because they are attractive that is absolutely an issue on your end. There is such a rich well of themes to dig into with horror and vampires, especially where sex and romance are concerned, but people are so desperate to separate romance and horror. The despair of being frozen as a child even while your mind matures, the loneliness of an eternity alone, the terror of eternal hunger that can't be sated, the awful seduction by something beautiful but monstrous. Trying to turn vampires into just any other monster doesn't make them more horrifying, its just a more kind of overt horror that can only be done so many times and is often covered better by other monsters.

[blooming-skeleton]

so… I don’t know how to start this thing or whatever.

5 notes: I’ll drink some water

15 notes: I’ll remember to eat breakfast tomorrow

25 notes: I’ll work on sleeping better

50 notes: I’ll clean my room

100 notes: I’ll do some animating

250 notes: I’ll tell my mom about my health concerns

500: I’ll ask my mom to let me have glasses

1000 notes: I’ll come out to my mom as bigender

the reason my dad isn’t mentioned is because he’s an asshole

2000 notes: I will draw something for the first five people to put suggestions in my ask box

3000 notes: I’ll finish my OC design

4000 notes: I’ll make an Undertale AU

5000 notes: I’ll start writing irl instead of on Quotev

6000 notes: I’ll stop making myself bleed just to drink it (I’m serious)

7000 notes: I’ll make a dnd campaign

10000 notes: I’ll start taking art requests

[boyfailurecharliekelly]

I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.

[000marie198]

I don't care how excited it might make some people, I don't like this remake

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton is a master manipulator in FNAF..

[noodles-and-tea]

Very late to the party to say your Gravity Falls/Inside Job fanart is doing numbers in my brain but!! It is doing numbers in my brain!! Reagan interacting with the Pines family is just such a move I’m obsessed.

She has good taste

[neptunezo]

The idea of the batkids scaring Bruce with “a new grandchild” to only show an animal is so funny to me, because imagine Bruce is so used to it that when Jason wants to introduce him to his new grandchild Bruce almost falls out of his chair when there’s an ACTUAL KID!

Dick: You’re a granddaddy now Brucie!!!

Bruce: WHAT?!? Who?? When??? How??? Actually don’t tell me how. Who is she??? When did she give birth???

Dick: What? No, meet my kid *holds up a cat* her name is biscuit and shes the love of my life!

—

Steph: Cass and I are adopting…

Bruce: Holy shit, actually???

Cass: Yes, it was a tough choice, but we want to adopt

Bruce: Do you need any help with paperwork and stuff? It’s kinda my thing. Also consider the fact that you might be too young.

Steph: Too young…?

Bruce: Yes, I mean you’re only in your 20’s, are you sure you can handle a kid?

Cass: Too young for an iguana?

—

Damian: It happened again, I have a kid.

Bruce: What do you mean AGAIN?!?

Damian: This is my second kid, duh

Bruce: Are you talking about goats?

Damian: Of course I am father

—

Tim: BRUCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER!!!

Bruce: Tim I didn’t think I was going to have to tell you this again after the whole thing with Stephanie, but just kissing someone doesn’t get them pregnant

Tim:

Bruce: Is it a dog?

Tim: No it’s a tiger

—

Jason: I have something to tell you

Bruce(not looking up from his paperwork): Okay, what’s up?

Jason: I have a kid, I want you to meet your granddaughter

Bruce: I can’t possibly imagine what type of animal you’ve gotten, but I’d love to meet her

Jason: What the hell are you talking about?

Bruce (looking up to see an actual child): You actually have a kid????

Jason: Yeah, Roy and I thought it was time I adopted Lian

Lian: Hi Grandpa!!!

Bruce: I’m going to faint, grab me some ice will you?