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witch128chick · 8 months

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i haven't had a proofread be this hard like ever- i'm concerned about the final product but the fact that i was so serious about this chapter a couple months ago is hilarious to me

#i have to rewrite and delete paragraphs #that literally never happens #and my logical critic isn't present rn so idk how good the story actually is #i think i'll have to reread it again to know that #now i'm just making sure the sentences make sense #gaahhhhhh

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astr0disiac · 1 month

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"toxic yaoi" this "password" that

THIS being one of stan's lowest moments is the saddest thing i've seen and no one has talked about it what the freak :(

#the fact that he overheard them #he truly loves them #he probably still thinks of that moment and it keeps him up at night #and the twins never even knew #i wonder if he laments over what would have happened if they left #he probably thinks his worth is equivalent to the opinion of a magic 8 ball #HE HAD LITERALLY JUST MET THEM YET STILL CARED THEY PROBABLY REMINDED HIM OF HIM AND FORD OUUUUUUIIKHILGH #gravity falls #stan pines #the book of bill #bill cipher #billford #ford pines #pine twins #mystery shack

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mebssann · 1 year

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"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."

bonus ver w/o text and extra doodle:

#i can't believe i zeroed in on ice marceline in ep6 and literally nothing else #their situation intrigues me what the hell happened we will never know #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #marceline abadeer #the winter king #fanart #digital art #my art

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fabric-whore · 1 year

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MY FRANKENSTIENED PATTERN WORKED FIRST TRY OMFG

#that literally never happens #i only had to make 2 tiny darts #that was it #1 mockup gang #and now i have to buy fabric #cuz i ran out of that 2 yards of canvs i bought for a buck #at a yardsale in maine #sewing #fabric #fashion #historical #historical fashion #corsets #ill post a picture tomorrow morning #my bdd is too comfy rn

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ash-and-starlight · 1 day

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Sokka baulked. "I'm not getting on that." "That," said Zuko, "is my baby." Zuko's baby, a fifty foot dragon, huffed. Great white plumes of smoke issued out of his nostrils and buffeted around Sokka. "Play nice, Druk," said Zuko, laughing

for The Mercy of Magpies chapter 2!

as always written by thee wonderful showstopping incredible @ranilla-bean ✨

chapter post || cover || map and characters

#id in alt text #fuuun fact this was the very first illustration i did for spacedilves!!#makes me sooo emotional to finally release her into the wild look at my baby gooo #LOOK AT THAT FULL BACKGROUND LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DKFJGK #fr if theres One thing this project pused me to do is test the boundaries of my style and that involves backgrounds lmao #anywayy one of my fav chapters ever rana rlly outdid themselves with thiiisss #like zukka first date oN A ROMANTIC DRAGON RIDEE!! or is it... teheee #another thing that makes me emotional as fuck is that rana got this printed 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#it exists!!!#on a wall!#a3 format!!!!#sokka #zuko #zukka #spacedilves #my art

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p4nishers · 1 year

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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

#im actually not okay im never getting over this #this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't #no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al #this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS #HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS #how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant #i need psychiatric help #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

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egophiliac · 2 months

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I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!

(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)

#art #ride kamens #last note #i did this SO fast i'm sorry #i was just so excited i actually managed it!#look as a super casual f2p player who has never made a chaostone higher than a+#350k points is a frikkin ACHIEVEMENT #but how could i say no when i got lucky enough to pull the fancy ribbons-and-lace birdboy #and then they tell me i can turn him pink on top of that?#(i'm definitely not still bitter about missing out on a certain other card in another game NOPE)#plus. i mean. i also just kinda wanted to see if i could.#but now i have pretty pink perfume hayate on my home screen and i am Fulfilled #i haven't even read the story yet because i've been so focused on grinding out tickets i have NO context for why he is so fancy #now i have literally thousands of event seals i have to figure out what to do with in the next few hours. hm.#i also have to keep telling myself to save my diamonds and not do just oooone more pull to see if i can get a shion to turn blue...#it's not going to happen and it's not worth it #but whaaaat iiiif...

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riddlerosehearts · 3 months

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i really need everyone but especially anyone who romanced gale with a bard tav to know about this interaction from early access that larian took from us

#baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale x tav #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #oc: elenion silverdew #otp: you put the stars to shame #i'm putting this in my tags for gale and my tav because i need to remember it forever okay #literally as soon as i first met gale and he said he liked poetry i was like 'omg i wish a bard could say something about that'#and then months later i find out how to roll back the game to EA. and i play it.#and i find out BARDS *COULD* SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT #AND THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME?!?!?#will never forgive larian for this actually #because this dialogue is literally so cute and i don't see any good reason for removing it #i still headcanon that gale and elenion bond over poetry and that this basically happens anyway though 💜

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thefloatingstone · 4 months

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Appleseed PDA montage to save you from reading endless pages of unimportant politics that don't amount to anything

also because I have nothing better to do, I'm bored, I'm moody, my gaming laptop is still broken so no BG3, and it's too late at night to start drawing after doing animation clean-up all day.

#Manga #Appleseed #Shirow Masamune #80s #This is literally every single one of these moments in the entirety of the manga's run #including bonus material #There's some great character writing hidden among all the infodumping and technobabble as well #But like I said before all it accomplishes is to make you frustrated #Because despite being written so well #Masamune was more interested in waxing philosophical than actually giving his characters the attention they deserve #Despite them displaying an insane amount of depth and complexity whenever they are able to #it's a very rare case where the characters are EXTREMELY well written and almost every moment they are on screen is amazingly well done #But the manga keeps demanding you listen to completely different side characters talk about politics for endless pages #while at the same time none of these politics have any consequence or relevance to the actual stories that happen on screen.#So it ends up with the majority of the manga is like listening to some guy you don't know on the bus reading the headlines of a newspaper #at you about political tension between two countries you have never heard of and will never feature in your life again #How do you write such great and well written characters and then be completely disinterested in actually putting them on screen?????

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bbygirl-aemond · 2 months

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it makes me so insane that rhaenyra is doing to jace exactly what viserys did to her. while obviously rhaenyra cannot acknowledge her children's parentage publicly, this episode makes it clear that she has refused to acknowledge it to said children, even in private, ever. even though said children have been forced to live through stares and bullying and derision their entire lives because of it. and she continues to do things that undermine jace's claim, such that he is set up to face a potential civil war of his own when he tries to ascend to the throne. she is content to leave the consequences of her actions in having bastards for jace to deal with once she is dead, just as viserys was content to leave the consequences of his actions in making rhaenyra heir for rhaenyra to deal with once he was dead.

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lygma-nygma · 5 months

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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family #after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay #like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad #Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin #He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce #He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom #The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole #Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3 #Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette #Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store #and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him #Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have #Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma #Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens #That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones #It was inevitable #Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind #batfam #batman #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne

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rowrowronnie · 5 months

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guys estrogen and emotional regulators would have saved her

#inspired by that one line in riddler year one where eddie literally says ‘i hate this body’ or something #guys if she had estrogen and emotional regulators the batman (2022) would have never happened #the batman #the riddler #fanart #art #doodle #comic #shes so pretty guys in gonna throw up

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celestial-artisan · 7 months

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Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

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edorazzi · 2 months

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It's Tintin Day again! ⚽✨

I know nothing about football but 'twas the season! And as a true Scotsman Haddock has been supporting every team which isn't England. Careful, Tintin!!! 😬

#the adventures of tintin #tintin #captain haddock #josie's art #lord i'm glad the football's over so the men in my household will stop screaming unexpectedly #last night was just jumpscare after jumpscare and i still never understand what's happening on the screen :'V #go on lads in a particular colour uniform! get the ball! hatch it or whatever idk i believe in you!!!#anyway please be gentle with the british; football did NOT come home so we have literally nothing left at this point ; v ;

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starrforge · 3 months

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YALL HALSIN'S VOICE ACTOR FOUND MY ART IM GONNA DIE

#my art #halsin sliverbough #bg3 halsin #halsin voiceactor #im literally gonna die so fucking bad #ive never had this happen #im so shook

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t-hirstreview · 4 months

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#sorry for posting 2 thirst posts in a row #thats not usually what this blog is about #literally never happened here before #shirt review post #d20 #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy

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