#that is not fucking entry level
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i try not to leave too much personal info on here (i got threats of doxxing on an old account lol) but i fucking HATE job applications so much. This is coming from someone IN HR LOL
#like why the hell is so much of this related to bullshit?#i just want an employee relations job#or an admin assistant#and every single thing is like#entry level BUT#with 4 years experience#that is not fucking entry level#im gonna die lol#maybe it's time to work retail forever#i literally have a fucking degree in HR#just no experience YET#you would think that's what entry level is lol#why does the world want us to work internships? just to suffer lol? to exploit free labour#while they get richer#im not doing unpaid shit. please#rant#job hunting#hell
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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Different standards
#didnt mean to do this one in quote unquote colour but it wasnt legible without it so. heres a treat i suppose#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat loop#isat bonnie#lucabyteart#coughs up a lung. anyway. ramble time as per usual. this is what i was warming up for btw in case it wasnt obvious#besides being another entry in the 'letting bonnie read loop for filth on accident' series. this is mostly self indulgent musings on#headcanons (and i will just use that word here.) ive previously rambled about in other tags and posts#namely: in the scenario that loop integrates into the party as a New Person for quite a while before The Truth Come Out. i feel they have#a decent chance at really scoring a slam dunk in becoming a guardian figure for bonnie? loop's demeanor is already colder and a tiny#bit more level-headed than siffrin's in the way they seem to discuss bonnie with them. namely pointing out that bonnie#never really hated them. it seems to be one thing they're genuinely at peace with? they've seen by now the truth that bonnie#was just scared and upset. and likely now knows that what bonnie wants is to be treated with grown-up respect within reason. plus loop#already scores bonus points with bonnie since they didnt 1. fuck up bad like sif did in act 5 and 2. saved sif in the party's eyes#... but then when it turns out that this clean-slate relationship with a stranger was siffrin being deceitful? must have been odd.#bonnie seems to really dislike being lied to. the question is whether they'd see it that way? would they feel betrayed there?#anyway. this is set after all those emotions are at least settled some. loop able to be more physically affectionate... and yet#still not letting themselves be quite as close as they'd like perhaps. perhaps...#anyway translucent pyjamas because i dont care if you're comforting a crying child you've GOT to SERVE!!!#and also i feel like the party probably wouldn't let loop stay completely naked for that long. especially not post-reveal anyway
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it’s so funny going into monsterfucker spaces and seeing people argue about whether Venom is a tame monster crush or not and I think I figured out why ppl argue about it. I think there’s two separate levels to liking Venom and people just don’t specify which one they’re talking about
the first is what most people think of: you want Venom when they’re in a separate host and in their more humanoid form. they look like just a really tall guy, and you’ve got some monster traits involved but not quite as many as level two. this is the tame level.
the second level is when you want to be their host. you’re pulling an eddie brock— you’re fucking the slime that lives inside of you and cannot take on a humanoid form outside of yourself. it’s just a mass of black goop that lives in your organs and speaks to you in your head. this is why some people would consider Venom a more extreme monster crush
#or it could just be that the people who call them extreme are cowards#but yeah#I’ve been thinking about this a lot with the ‘craziest hear me out’ trend on tiktok#because every time it happens people debate whether venom truly counts as a ‘hear me out’ character#which I think to any sane person would be deranged because either way ur still fucking the slime monster#but I love spending stupid amounts of time thinking about the silliest internet beef I can find#and as someone who falls in the second level!! I get annoyed when ppl call venom an entry level monster crush lmao#sam’s ramblings#venom#sam talks about venom#monsterfucker#monster lover#please tell me this makes sense to other people
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Wait, Fitzjames is the older guy? From the name and the way tumblr is obsessed with him I assumed he was the twinky guy. Huh.
what you need to understand about terror fans if you want to survive in this climate is that we are the personification of this tweet
#its a fuck that old man kind of fanbase. this is entry level knowledge.#fitzy isnt even that old he just has a case of the scurvies
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The state of entry level jobs right now
#The state of entry level jobs right now#entry level jobs#jobseekers#online jobs#part time jobs#jobsearch#jobs#inside job#job hunting#job#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#slavery#wage slavery#slave wages#exploitation#exploitative#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#class war#fuck the gop#fuck the police
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Me? Oh, no, I'm just remembering that interview that revealed that Skwisgaar might be a potential dragonf🎸er
#metalocalypse#skwisgaar skwigelf#suggestive?!#idk its crazy like#just crazy to me#he a freak#a monsterfucker if you will#like ofc he wants to fuck mermaids thats entry level of monsterfucking#but a dragon is a whole diff level#do you reckon he wants to get freaky with the shrek dragon i think he would#i would like to know what other dragons make him feel funky#did smaug awake interesting feelings in him#basu post
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🤝 job hunting
Think Wayne Enterprises is hiring?
#ask#or the daily planet you know I'm flexible#but seriously#I have a masters degree and companies don't even get back to me for fucking entry level jobs#or I saw one that SAID it was entry level but then required 7 years experience#another required a masters degree but only paid $15/hr#it's hell I'm in hell#I've been applying since JULY#sigh
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unpaid internship requiring a masters and two years of industry experience?????? what the fuckkkkkk
#not even paying when you have the requirements of an associate#like that's not even entry level requirements#fucking hell
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Something I always wonder with the whole: "The lazy populous doesn't want to work!" is if it's only being said to keep minimum wage at the very, very lowest end of 'survivability.'
The "lazy worker" isn't truly a problem. The employers are.
#politics#this is my old man conspiracy theory#it's insane when you actually start job searching and you apply fucking Everywhere and it's crickets#job announcement: no experience required! we'll train you! you're actually PERFECTLY qualified#you apply and then NOTHING. and then you listen to the news or other people#and they complain about how 'lazy' the modern worker is and how employers are DESPERATE for people to work for them...#...and you'll end up knowing better if you haven't soaked up the individualist corporate shill propaganda i think...#...that propaganda (at least in the US) is the idea that the individual worker is always at fault...#...that if they never get a job - even 'entry-level' - that it is THEIR fault...#...if you don't want to work minimum wage get a maximun-effort job!!!!!...#...if you want to Get Hired then make yourself Hireable!!!!!!!!!...#...you must be Indispensable (but potentially for $7.25/hour)!!! it is Up To You!!!...#...make records! never ask for anything! never complain! never dare bite the corporate hand which feeds you!!!!!!!!#that's the type of shit i grew up with at least. and i cannot buy that it isn't propaganda in a world hostile to any layman#i wonder if the romanticized version of the 60s-70s working class in the US is completely true as well...#...i just wonder if we are idealizing a past which never truly occurred for the worker...#...simply because these tactics Aren't New and Aren't Considered Morally Reprehensible because of the Bottom Line#this last part is tangentially-related but i always question whenever people have rose-colored views of The Past
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ok posting it here bc im not sure if its going to stay in the doodle page
#delete later#deleting soon bc eyes on me#for those of you who kept asking about Something last year LOLLL#sorry this is too entry level vent comic ykwim i jst needed to get it out#im over it in the sense that like ok yeah whatever#but not in the sense that i came out worse than before. i was already Small. ive been further Smallened#i was a rebound and lied to and discarded...which thank god i was Set Free but wow!#all my personal fears reinforced. it is embarrassing for me to want and need...i get it neow. i was a stepping stone i am an npc#idk that i could do it again! im not sure its worth trying i am too much of a...project.#as i was told from day 1 but still ran directly into it#and i was too much of a coward to leave myself. if it happened again i wouldnt be able to leave then either.#im happy that i dont think it could get much worse than all that for my first experience but it was also exhausting#and weirdly at the same time i dont think i cld ever expect better#its almost been a year since its been Done and the words and treatment linger <3#this is also why i had to enlist talon as imaginary bf number 2 LOL need extra reinforcement and love#cringe as fuck but it rly will never be as good as whats in my brain...i know that neow. i will spare everyone the trouble#and remove myself from the dating pool (<- implying he was ever even in it)#i dont even hold any ill will toward em bc they were right...its just hurts ykwim
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#obey me nightbringer#asmodeus#still refuse to believe this#how is he a party person but doesn't do all-nighters that is like one of the entry level requirements#as if he just fucks off around midnight to sleep#🫵🏻
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My grandmother filled me in with some grocery store drama, and I thought I’d share it here because it’s interesting.
Basically, her Walmart of choice is now keeping WAY more cashier-lanes open.
In addition, our local Dollar General (which formerly ONLY had self-checkout isles) has hired a cashier.
She also saw on the News how Target was considering doing away with self-checkouts, entirely.
Why all of this? Because people are stealing. Who could’ve guessed this would be the outcome??
Apparently, theft is becoming so common at self-checkouts (in some areas) that stores are losing enough money that hiring human cashiers is actually the cheaper option.
So in other news. We did it! Great work everyone, and keep it up. Steal these companies into the ground and then some.
#capitalism#fuck capitalism#anti capitalism#late stage capitalism#stealing#theft#groceries#grocery store#entry level jobs#corporations#fuck corporations#eat the rich#self checkout
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entry level job's should say what skills you need to have. not that you are required to have a masters or a phd.
#babe if i had a masters or phd WOULD I BE APPLYING TO YOUR ENTRY LEVEL JOB????#that pays 16$ an hour??????#linkedin respectfully fuck off please#ignore me i'm doom scrolling linkedin rn#witch aunt talks✨
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#fountain pens#anyway lmao if anyone wants to come out of the woodwork and help me out i still havent found my ideal pen#must be smooth in the body bc i have a weird pen grip and other pens tend not to be as comfortable#the closest ive found is the pilot explorer but the explorer is like. corporate core the pen. like if a pen was a sleep spell.#i have high hopes for the sailor tuzu but why the FUCK is it taking so long to get into stores#also $44 as an entry level pen? that's silly frankly what world are they living in#like i want it but i also dont bc why does it cost $44 what is is bringing to the party#hopefully i can try before i buy bc if i buy it and it's not actually my ideal pen i'll beat myself up#because seriously $44? damn near every other entry level pen i can think of costs less than that
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Also I can't get over the fact that Luc is young but he’s also an eighth level rogue/wizard. That’s the same level that the Nein were when they arrived in Xhorhas for the first time!! The Nein did so much before they ever reached Luc’s level. This kid is powerful.
#AND he drank that potion that (i believe?) temporarily increased his level#but even without that. level eight is pretty fucking great#luc’s gonna destroy all the other entry level adventurers when he starts his own adventures lol#critical role#cr2#echoes of the solstice#cr spoilers#luc brenatto#kk watches cr2#kk talks about stuff
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