#that is not a bowl that is a plate
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guy tapping head image. i can make anything into a bowl meal
#anything over rice is a bowl meal#any kind of pasta is a bowl meal#if you serve spaghetti on a plate fuck you#scrambled egg? bowl meal#if your bowl is flat enough that i fear for the spillage of its contents when it is lifted#that is not a bowl that is a plate#if im handed a plate with rice on it im immediately detonating#rice is a bowl food
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Laundry’s done, time to hang it out 🧺
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Bite Ceramic 6"x6"
Available for Purchase
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Bowl with Blueerries - Sasja Wagenaar
Dutch, b. 1959 -
Acrylic on canvas, 110 x 110 cm
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C’mon Bill, Kibble? Really? He built a doomsday portal, at least shell out and get the fancy wet food. Or do one of those really complicated assortments of foodstuffs I see on my instareels. You know those videos of people making their dogs bowls of fucking raw meat and quail eggs and other proteins? Be a responsible Ford-Owner Cipher. /j
#gravity falls#fanart#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#triangle bill cipher#domesticated ford#my art#ask#sketch#gravity falls au#bad ending au#ford eats out of a dog bowl because plates are for guests and bill thinks it's funny#because he sucks
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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My Yellow As Fuck Dinner
[ID: a plate containing a piece of cornbread and a dried pineapple ring, and a bowl of Kraft mac and cheese with scrambled egg mixed in.]
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nova_home_ranya on ig
#stim#ceramics#dinnerware#flowers#sfw#pink#purple#gold#white#yellow#shiny#teacups#plates#bowls#utensils#decor#plants#hands free#ishy gifs#postish
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~ Green and Gray ~
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Finally updated my Etsy shop! New ceramics on sale and I lowered my prices on a bunch of stuff too! All made by hand!
#ceramic#ceramics#bowl#pottery#for sale#shop open#store open#Etsy#kingdom hearts#inspired plates and cups
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From top to bottom we have a rum barrel from the 19th century, underneath is a square plate from the wreck of HMS Invincible which sank in 1758 off the Isle of Wight. This is the typical plate used by sailors to keep their food from slipping away.
Two pipe bowls underneath from the 18th or 19th century and the roll underneath is a tobacco roll. Tobacco leaves were sprinkled with rum by the sailor and wrapped in canvas and tightly wrapped with tarred rope to protect the leaves and save storage space.
Photo by me - International Maritime Museum Hamburg
#naval history#naval artifacts#rum barrel#square plate#hms invincible#18th century#19th century#age of sail#pipe bowls#tobacco roll
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last month i made some pinch pot mugs that weren't done in time for my clay place's end of year mug swap. so now i have weird mugs for me
#i did not make the plate it was a gift#my sweet ceramics mutuals moldspace and kberg have the paws on mugs n bowls market covered btw. check em out
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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Jugendstil Pewter Bowl with a Snail Pattern in High Relief. Manufactured ca. 1899–1909 by the Osiris metalware factory in Nuremburg, Germany. Photography by Freia Beer / Nordenfjeldske Kunstindustrimuseum, Digitaltmuseum id number: NK5184.
(Source: digitaltmuseum.org)
#plate#bowl#tableware#decorative arts#early 1900s#art nouveau#jugendstil#german design#animal motif#snails#insects#metal#pewter#grey#b&w
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Dance dance dance
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