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And my girlfriends?
yeah.
they smoke weed.
(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)
#we were legion#weed smoking gfs#digital art#my art#my ocs#ocs#zagan#idk what to say about this I just saw the weed smoking gfs post again#and I saw this line#and I was like. oh my god.#it's literally him#LIKE THIS IS HIM#it's too perfect...#these poses are LITERALLY from episode 1 btw#I just pulled art out of him#cause he is introduced showing off his muscles#that are good for punching#GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD its so good#I need to make this commic. NOW#me all day before making the comic#I thumbnailed 120 panels ish today.....#it was a lot....#ALL VERY GOOD#I've reread them like 6 times already#that's how you know it's good#when I just an't get enough of it#laughing at my own jokes every time...#good stuff.#ok bye
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
#goodomensedits#goodomensgifs#good omens#good omens s2#good omens spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#userkristi#userlauren#userstede#userisaiah#userelio#userhani#my gifs#edit: the old caption has been fixed!!! changed it to 'we' like god (neil gaiman) intended#EDIT EDIT: NEIL GAIMAN HIMSELF REBLOGGED THIS POST AND CONFIRMED ITS NOT 'WE' BUT 'YOU DONT DANCE' LIKE I HAD ORIGINALLY OKAY#im returning to my roots#(aka making gifs but adding my chaotic commentary and editing to it)#i wish i was at home i'd be able to use a better quality video but im also ~impatient~#hopefully no one beat me to the punch#because this scene is genuinely one of my favorites like look at azi look at his smile im gonna fucking cry :')))))#like michael sheen!!!!!!!! michael sheen i am banging at your door like a wild chimpanzee#the ACTING CHOICES#the way you can literally SEE his thought process and excitement over asking crowley to dance i am in shambles i really am
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Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#David!Aziraphale#Michael!Crowley#this Crowley would have 100% punched Aziraphale instead of kissing him#myart
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#wyll#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#minsc#jaheira#durge#oc: noon#anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case#spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3#tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL#i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy#also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh
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David Tennant doesn't know how to half-ass a kiss. If/when we finally get a good kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, I suspect I will be passing away from the passion of it. He just puts his whole David Tennussy into every kiss.
#one thing about David Tennant is that he's gonna be kissing#David Tennant kiss#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#david tennant#michael sheen#good omens 2#aziraphale x crowley#a/c#ineffable partners#ineffable divorce#ineffable kiss#I swear if we get another chin kiss I will punch a wall
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big d stands for big demeanour (inspired by this mini thread-fic by queeniebgalore on twitter - it is nsfw like immediately so be wary)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#suggestive!!!#the way queenie writes ghostsoap is so fucking good it makes me feel like i could punch through a brick wall#i love it when ghost is just a bit of a prick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#ghostsoap#giragi art
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Jack: What do you want Alfred: Son, please- Jack: Not your son. Not since you walked out on Mom to go to jolly old England. How's that going, by the way? I heard you walked out on your daughter there, too. Alfred: I know I wasn't the best Father, and you have no reason to forgive me, but this is a matter of life and Death. Jack: Oh, big surprise, good old Dad only comes around when he needs something. How about some tea and biscuits while we're at it? Alfred: Please listen. A few hours ago, the Justice League was compromised. Batman was able to send me a coded message that they were being mind-controlled by ghosts before he was captured. You and your wife are the only known contacts for Phantom. The world needs his help before the Justice League goes on a planned massacre. Jack: ....Fine, but only because thousands of innocent people could get hurt. *Turns to shout up the stairs* Danny! Can you come down here?! Alfred: We don't have time for your kids. We must move before- Jack: Unlike you, I always have time for my kids, but no, this isn't just a moment when you met your grandson. You need Phantom, don't you? Alfred: Yes? Jack: Then you need Danny. Danny: Did you need me, Dad? *looks at door* Who's this? Jack: The man who would rather be a butler/nanny to someone's kid than be a decent Father. Also, your new teammate for the upcoming battle. We're going to punch Batman in his dad-stealing face. Danny shifting into Phantom: FINALLY.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#Alfred is Jack's Bio Dad#Jack uses his mom's madian name#It's why he is so insistant on putting Fenton everywhere#They know who Batman is#Alfred feels bad but he was never that good a man#Danny always wante to punch Bruce#from a fic i never wrote
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#astarion#my art#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 tav#bg3 astarion#liria#it was a fail check and her blood tasted so good#but I didn’t know you can punch him 😆
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Wayne is picking up some groceries from Melvald’s when he sees a kid slumped in the passenger seat of the chief’s truck. He’s got a black eye and a sour look on his face, and he’s parked right next to him.
Wayne puts his groceries in his truck and then taps on the window, “What’ya in for?”
“Living my life.”
Wayne laughs to himself at that before asking, “Didn’t get that black eye putting someone in the hospital?”
The kid snorts, “Hardly. Dickhead sucker punched me when I told him to stop messing with a bunch of kids. Didn’t have the chance to even hit back before Hopper’s on my ass.”
Wayne takes that into consideration and looks back at the store where Hopper is leaned over the check out counter, talking to Joyce Byers. He tilts his head back and decides, “Wanna get out of here?”
“What?”
“Prison break?” Wayne suggests, tilts his head towards his truck. “I’ll be the getaway driver.”
“Seriously?”
He gets a real smile out of a kid and his eyes light up the way Eddie’s does when he thinks he’s getting away with something. Wayne ends up taking the kid back to his house to hide out since he has a friend in Forest Hills, meets Max Mayfield, and has the best breakfast for dinner he’s ever experienced.
When Eddie finally exits his bedroom into this apparent alternate universe, he asks, “…why is Steve Harrington in our kitchen?”
#Wayne ‘fuck the police’ Munson#Wayne knows a good kid when he sees one and doesn’t care about the law so…#also it’s very funny to picture this from Hopper’s POV#he sees Steve get punched a month out from a concussion#stops by to ask Joyce to keep an eye on El until he gets back from take Steve to get checked out at the hospital#walks out to an empty truck#hopper is a good enough cop to find out where he is and does come knocking#steve harrington#Wayne Munson#eddie munson
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St. Hilarion's ghost story
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#pre canon angst brought to you by the weirdo who's always drawing post canon fluff#something about oral tradition and old timey slang#i took quite a lot of decisions with this one so buckle up#first of all the female ghost keeps edwin's eyes color because there's still some truth to the legend#the background is the same shade of green to reference hell#just like it is when he's having his flashback#alive charles is dressed all in black because he's not a happy boy#i also made it so that he grips his clothes when his mate punches him even as it's intended to be friendly#because well#these people will end up killing him so it's less friendly when you remember THAT#charles obviously doesn't mean anything by the mary ann comment#he doesn't know the slang meaning and just blurted out what he remembered from the legend#he will find out reach some conclussions and go punch a wall about it probably#about edwin tho his escape is still very recent and he didn't expect this#but even so early on he knows charles means no harm and allows himself to be comforted#it wasn't intentional but hey edwin shruggin off charles' touch is a good parallel to that one scene after charles “kills” the night nurse
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THE brothers
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fmab#alphonse elric#edward elric#dragon doodles#ohh I have been SO very soup but these guys have been rummaging around in my head as of late I had to draw them I Had to#I really really like these two lots. punching walls#been going through the fma manga for the first time (previously have only seen fmab) and. it's so insanely peak ?#still need to read the last few volumes... smiles with tears in my eyes...#anywyas I have things I ABSOULTELY should've prioritized over this to do still. but. it was good for me to make and finish something#been having a really hard time with that lately
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Hihi haha hoho huhu *im insane
#what just happened#thanks gaiman for pulling my hair and dragging me on the floor#can’t believe i waited 14 years to get punched#brb gonna process all this#coffee theory my beloved#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#otp#fanart#de bons présages#a/c#drawing#sketch#goodomens2#such pain#Spotify
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playing as a tabris warden and especially playing as a fem tabris warden is just a constant over and over gut punch. you're getting married but then you, your cousin, and several other women from your alienage are kidnapped during your wedding by the arl's son. you slaughter your way out of it to save your cousin and the other women, but there isn't a victory in it— you know there will be retribution for killing a palace full of guards and several nobles even though you were defending yourself and your kin. you're forced to leave your home and join the grey wardens without being given even a single night to recover. you know there will be a purge. you don't know if you'll ever see your family again.
you're taken to ostagar where you are the only woman amongst the grey wardens, and not only that, you are the only elf among them. you remember nessa, the girl in your alienage who was afraid of leaving because she feared what the soldiers would do to her after going so long without seeing a woman. your status as an elf and a woman are constantly remarked upon. you have no choice but to stay. you are fed darkspawn blood by duncan; the blood kills one man while he slaughters the other in front of you. you are supposed to feel grateful to have survived this.
and even later when you seek help from the dalish, what do you learn from zathrian? the same injustices that were inflicted upon you have been repeated over and over for centuries. what do you learn when you seek help from the mages? templars lurk in every corner, always watching, driving mages to the same violence you yourself committed. what do you learn in orzammar? to be a castless woman is to be not considered a person, who's only worth is the children she can bear for the same nobles who keep the castless subjugated. to be chosen by a noble is supposed to be an honor. why does this feel familiar?
AND THEN. what do you learn from the deep roads? darkspawn in all of their corruption are no different; you learn of the broodmothers. it is the same everywhere, no matter where you look. nothing changes. even your other party members, leliana and zevran, have their own stories. and you don't have another choice but to keep pushing on.
#dao#dragon age#dragon age origins#warden tabris#tabris#hero of ferelden#being safe and tagging#tw sa mention#sa mention#cw sa#tw sa#this same theme goes strong for several of the warden origins but it feels especially hair tearing for a fem tabris to me#everytime i play tabris or a mage or brosca i just. its a repeated gut punch.#esp while thinking of my tabris ranni. ive been playing through dao again with her and really thinking about what the hell#is going through her head and literally none of it is good. none of it.#if youd like me to tag this with something please let me know and i will!
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Vi before seeing the banners outside
Vi after
Sis is mad bro...
#arcane vi#vi arcane#arcane#yearning my ass tf did she become livid enough to punch a mirror for#im scared#ppl talking about whos side they will take in the divorce and yeah i would pick vi anyway#kiramman crest done pissed her off#and its a clear sign that martial law has gone into effect#like yesh pretty good reason to be mad if ur gf is possibly becoming tyrannical and working with expansionists
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Art dump (1/2) for today!
#mushyrt#2ha#erha#dumb husky and his white cat shizun#二哈和他的白猫师尊#I do so many comics in Insta’s story format#and it’s so compatible with tumblr’s long posts#sad thing is that it lacks punch when transitioning over#but at least it looks good! 😭#erha spoilers
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the thing about saying “violence against [fascists/pedophiles/etc] is always justified” is that people immediately begin to expand their definition of who counts as a [fascist/pedophile/etc] to include people they personally don’t like, in order to justify violence against them, whether or not they are actually a [fascist/pedophile/etc] or whether they are actually doing harm (or are very likely to do harm) to others. the solution to dealing with the fact that [fascists/pedophiles/etc] exist in society should never be to go looking for a reason to do violence, or to train yourself to treat violence as a reflexive action.
#not the first person to say this and i will not be the last#but it is a lesson people VERY BADLY need to internalize#being bloodthirsty toward Bad People is still being bloodthirsty#and it never ends with the Bad People (and frankly rarely ACTUALLY starts with or involves them at all)#if you go around saying ‘punch nazis’ but define ‘nazi’ as someone who votes for biden’ you are frankly not a safe or good person#to be around
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