#that and other things

[sirisuorionblack]

My lady Jane is something that's not talked about enough and that honestly pisses me off.

[ohno-pleasure]

In the mood for someone to let me moan into their hand while their other one is deep inside of me

[wayward-wren]

When I was about 11, Inheritance - the last book in the Eragon series - came out. (In fact, it came out the day after my birthday. I got a folded black and white printed picture of the cover as a birthday present to show it had been preorded.) The series had a lot of fun things for a young child to be traumatised by, like big old bat bug nazgul guys, mind controlly magic, dudes who couldn't feel pain and went laughing into battle (I still distinctly remember the description of the birthmark the guy had when that was first revealed) and a guy making a literal pile of bodies with a war hammer.

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have been reading those books at ten.

But the thing that I remember most was in Inheritance. Nasuada, the leader of the rebel faction is captured and a prisoner of the big bad. He uses various torture methods in an effort to get information out of her, like the big bad he is, but, since she is a badass and a queen, she resists him.

Enter the worms.

I don't remember what they were called but I do very much remember what they did. They crawled around her until they reached her armpits and burrowed inside her, making fun little tunnels through her body that she ended up passing out from the pain (she got fixed up by magic and eventually escaped so it's fine.)

To this day, eleven year later, I still cannot lie in bed with my arms above my head or in any position that might expose my armpits without thinking about those bugs. Every single time, without fail, I feel uncomfortable and can't keep the position for long because I cannot stop thinking about those burrowing worms entering into this character and also maybe me.

And that's why the Eragon series is a foundational childhood story thank you.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[william-snekspeare]

hater of socks

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[trudlejack]

(+part 2)

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[beebfreeb]

[morningsaidthemoon]

might continue work on this one,, ✨✨

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[wirefoxedterrier]

Btw, non UK users here, would be genuinely super helpful if you could boost posts relating to the far right violence happening and also counter protests. A lot of UK users don’t really follow each other, and also it just helps to increase the chance of people who could go to counter protests seeing posts about what’s happening when. I know posts about our politics; and non USAmerican politics really; don’t get a lot of traction on here, but like despite the UScentrism of the English speaking user base it’s really helpful and beneficial to share these things. The situation is likely downright horrifying to those being targeted right now and it really should be a priority for us to go out and counter this to the best of our abilities

[gerrykeay]

did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

[hinamie]

10 years later

[greykolla-art]

It’s healthy to step out of our comfort zone’s a little!😜