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if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse
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I鈥檓 paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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I'm not allowed to play paladin with one of my playgroups anymore, because the last time I did, one of the rogues in my party decided kill a townsperson in front of me "just to see what would happen," and the moment she did I used a smite evil and killed her instantly. Everyone else (except the DM) thought it was a dick move that I basically forced her to roll an entirely new character after one night.
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馃槼 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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Pool # 27 - 聽Ann Goldberg , 2016.
Canadian , b. 1970s
Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.
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Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.

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Man I鈥檓 a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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