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The different answers to one single question.
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything
any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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Tango and Skizz NEARLY beat day 8 of hungry hermits and tango..... Kinda went insane
YouTube link, please like and comment for algorithm boost
#grown ass men that i am insane over#skizz laughing#tango screaming#them both coughing#old men#i love them so much
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The three mental illnesses are
Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you'll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)
Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you're hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt
Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
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"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg
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Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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