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There's a video of Impulse's stream with Gem where they're talking about Hermitcraft meetings and how they can last for like two to three hours because, you know, youtubers, and Impulse just drops "Yeah if Skizz ran these meetings they'd be over in fifteen minutes but then a bunch of hermits wouldn't like him so he won't do it" and like.

There is apparently a Business Skizz, or as Impulse put it, a "Get Things Done Skizz" who is quote 'scary'

and that is both entirely unsurprising to me and fucking hilarious because the clear inference is that Skizz could run a meeting full of rambling creatives with an iron fist and regularly did so in his day job before he went full time and we love us a man who contains multitudes

link to the video in question

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

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one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution

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however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

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I love you, George Takei.

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I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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-V

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@slashpaws

oh wow, mole

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based off this post

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This frame single handedly made me turn my back on the mcu and pledge my undying love to Christopher Reeve’s superman

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My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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besides bears, when you think of butch lesbians what animal comes to mind