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mcbreedme · 1 year ago
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I jerk off to ur blog a truly embarrassing amount…. What if we were both puppies jerking off together wow that’d be crazy haha 👀
hehehe you’re sooo welcome….what if we were both jerking off together and i was making u scroll through my blog and watching how flushed and embarrassed it gets u while I’m grinding on my own hand watching u…😇
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save-the-villainous-cat · 2 years ago
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Not really a request, but I wanted to tell you that love your writing and you inspired me to start writing my own stuff. One of my favorite thing to do on Tumblr is read your snippets (before and after I made an account, and my favorite is the Hero x Vampire Villain
I kinda just wanted to tell you because you can't always talk to your favorite creators 😅
STAHP MAKING ME BLUSH
Y’all are insane—
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omatoxin · 2 months ago
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fish song
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girltown420 · 6 months ago
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it is an honor 2 be in ur computer
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filibusterfrog · 4 months ago
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types of wizards :)
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leupagus · 2 months ago
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dyke-ass-fujoshi · 6 months ago
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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jackalspine · 7 months ago
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
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regarding this post: from schnuffle
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nauti-ca · 1 month ago
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shitty magma comic
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clownboybebop · 7 months ago
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
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nae-nae-supreme · 26 days ago
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ival-eon · 4 months ago
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fuck it cherokee miku
i wanna see more indigenous mikus make it happen 🫵
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stealingpotatoes · 2 months ago
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Your art gives me so much joy! Have you done Force Ghost Anakin meeting his adopted grandbaby Grogu?
oh no, worst ever meet your new grandpa in the history of ever
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(commission info // tip jar!)
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minjimunji · 5 months ago
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I drew Asian percabeth lol
Every time some racist loser complains about how my Percy and Annabeth “aren’t book accurate,” I will design a different version out of spite (and bc it’s fun 🥰)
So fuck it, Annabeth’s Indian and Percy is Korean
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murderbeast · 3 months ago
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i have no money and i must scrimp
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago
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