#thank u…….

[mcbreedme]

I jerk off to ur blog a truly embarrassing amount…. What if we were both puppies jerking off together wow that’d be crazy haha 👀

hehehe you’re sooo welcome….what if we were both jerking off together and i was making u scroll through my blog and watching how flushed and embarrassed it gets u while I’m grinding on my own hand watching u…😇

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Not really a request, but I wanted to tell you that love your writing and you inspired me to start writing my own stuff. One of my favorite thing to do on Tumblr is read your snippets (before and after I made an account, and my favorite is the Hero x Vampire Villain

I kinda just wanted to tell you because you can't always talk to your favorite creators 😅

STAHP MAKING ME BLUSH

Y’all are insane—

[chiisana-lion]

[leupagus]

[filibusterfrog]

types of wizards :)

[jotasuis]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[ival-eon]

fuck it cherokee miku

i wanna see more indigenous mikus make it happen 🫵

[murderbeast]

i have no money and i must scrimp

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[annakarenina]

this comment on a tiktok where theyre crying because their dog isnt gonna live forever slaps

[minjimunji]

I drew Asian percabeth lol

Every time some racist loser complains about how my Percy and Annabeth “aren’t book accurate,” I will design a different version out of spite (and bc it’s fun 🥰)

So fuck it, Annabeth’s Indian and Percy is Korean

[cheruib]

every time i feel like i haven’t done enough things to be proud of myself during the day there’s the voice of louise glück that emerges softly in my ears and says if you missed a day there’s always the next and if you missed a year it didn’t matter the hills weren’t going anywhere the thyme and rosemary kept coming back.. and i feel like life is beautiful and kind to me again

[muppetsnoopy]

they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy

[inkskinned]

they will need to whipstitch the wound closed, but embroidery is a "woman's" task. they will need to eat and clean and mend clothes, but why learn basic things when you can have a woman measure out your life in beads. he will be the "head" of your house, but if you want him to act accordingly, you must assign him a list of all applicable activities. you will be otherwise constantly in charge of almost-everything; so he will lead the house he is absent from.

in movies and books, the "cool" girl will be more-like-a-man. she will be "less boring," more "fun". she will have masculine ideas and masculine talents, which means a man doesn't have to change in order to find her fascinating. she will disdain of something as simple as stitching. how boring!

she will kick open the door of a car and quip what, girls can't drive? and flip her long hair down one side. she will grill and shoot a gun and skydive. be a guy. she will be sexualized.

somewhere, working on computers becomes a masculine task, and now on tv a gen-z disney character throws her hands up in the air. i can't be a computer science nerd, i'm a girl! in the real life, she will be unable to sit through some of her classes, shivering when she realizes she is the only woman present in several of them.

how many times have you read this book and seen this show and watched this movie. the singular woman is allowed 5 lines because she's not just smart! she's also pretty! she is surrounded by 20 average men, but she is stunning. she is the exception to the bland, pale lives of women-at-home, who will never be shown. she likes dirt and motorbikes and blood and shows up in a tiny dress during the final scene, rolling her eyes at our male lead's incredulity - just because i like motorcross doesn't mean anything. i'm still a woman, okay? i actually like shopping.

it is almost never reversed, and you think about that often. it is vanishingly rare to have a single man in a cast of women. the male love interest does not show up at a feminist march and sardonically squint at our leading lady - what? you thought only women care about human rights? he does not know how to balance a checkbook or kickbox because i grew up with three sisters.

when he cooks he is a chef, which is sexy. when he cleans, he's being kind, genteel. when he nurtures his family, confetti rains from the ceiling. when she does these things: it is her duty and her identity. what do you mean she has other passions and hobbies? isn't her hobby and passion homemaking?

the other day a friend embroidered a seam closed on your jacket into the shape of ivy. every time you touch it, you think of her.

something about women's hobbies and art and skills. something about women's work.