#tha fuck

[brain-rot-central]

imagine Tav and A!Astarion’s numerous dhampir kids in the “boning the ascendant” lore you have going on:

Son #21: Ugh, dad and mom’s at it again?

Daughter #5: You know mom has to distract him, he’s started talking about world conquest again.

Son #7: Hey we got the new batch of herbs from Uncle Halsin… he wrote “extra fertile” on the package.

Daughter #18: Welp, guess we’re getting a new sibling soon.

21???????????

GOING ON 22??????

Is homegirl okay?????

[cuchicuchi69]

the eyebrows and the brown contacts combo are kinda giving skinwalker ngl..

still ate tho

[flowerandblood]

Doesn't matter how many times you call anyone who dares to criticize you a bitch or whore you'd never see an end to critique messages. Prepare some pills to help you sleep. You think you're a villain dear? I'll show you this thing gladly because you've got lot to learn. Now go back to fucking your husband and by the time you finished you'd get hundreds of wonderful messages.

DON'T YOU DARE TO SPEAK ABOUT MY HUSBAND

I didn't ever call people bitch or whore, I say you are babbling and I can see that I'm fukin right. You are delusional

[snekdood]

The way ppl talk about vegans on here is like theyre all some unified group that goes to the same meetings and follows the same youtubers and questions nothing and its really really fuckin weird. Especially since if you spent any time on vegan twitter youd know that vegans like to disagree on shit all the time. Like so many vegans hated eachother on there jdksnsks where is this idea coming from about vegans even

[mobblespsycho100]

touden stare down

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

Jazz, for some reason or the other, becomes a wielder of a red lantern ring. After going on her rampage and getting her revenge, she realizes that the feeling of rage won't go away. Instead of letting the anger destroy her, she decided to do something else with it.

That's how we end up with a stand-off between Hal Jordan and the most powerful Red Lantern he's ever seen. Because...

"What... what did you just say?"

The young woman smiled gently at him. He would've been fooled by it if not for the burning rage carefully hidden... No, she wasn't hiding anything behind those turquoise eyes. It was taking everything she had to hold it back.

"I said that I would like to join The Justice League." Her voice was soft and velvety. Comforting in a way that sends chills up his spine.

"But you're a Red Lantern."

There was a beat of silence, she cocked her head to the side while looking at the blood-red ring on her finger.

"I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it's got something to do with this ring?"

Hal didn't respond but she took it as confirmation. There was silence between them once more before Jasmine sighed and continued.

"I feel angry, more than angry. This rage that I've been holding inside for so long has reached its limits and is finally bubbling over. Everything that I loved is gone so killed what took it away from me. But... but I'm still SO FUCKING ANGRY!"

She was screaming now. Tears of rage and sadness rolled down her cheeks as violent red energy radiated from her being. Hal flew back. He didn't want to fight her but was ready to do so if it came to it.

Just as easily as she lost it she pulled herself together, wiping her tears away, returning to her previously calm demeanor. It freaked Hal out.

"I... I know that blind rage without direction leads to meaningless destruction. I don't want to hurt anybody. No... I don't want to hurt the wrong people. I'm asking you to guide me, to guide my rage in the right direction... Please."

[loudlyunladylike]

Gay Freedom Day Parade, San Francisco California (1979): "A DAY WITHOUT LESBIANS IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE"

The Dyke Project Protest Party for lesbian/trans solidarity, London, UK (2023): "A DAY WITHOUT TRANS PEOPLE IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE"

[this-too-shall-bleed]

please tell me no one has done this yet

fear

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

everybody has fics or headcannons that Bruce's speach was influenced by how he's such a dad, or batman, or a serving cunt but like what about how his speech Is influenced by how he talks normally as "Brucie wayne" to people?

I imagine he's got that posh accent when he's speaking when he's acting as Brucie Wayne and says 'darling' at the end of his sentences and it became a habit when he's not in the cowl

This is also partly because justice league's ears almost fall off when batman is scolding them( wearing a domino, cowl was damaged on mission,no voice modulation) because why does batman have a Italian-posh accent and who just called Superman darling.

[whoaimhellatrash]

I'm on mobile and I can't see ANYONE'S bio????

[cuchicuchi69]

i used to have gallagher lvl eyebrows but I shaved them down and they aren't growing back that bushy 😔

[kelvingemstone]

jaime lannister has been in the riverlands with brienne of tarth for twelve slutty, slutty years

[arcanewebs]

amazing episode EASILY one of my most favorite battle episodes of all time. How Ever is it insane of me to wish it went Just a little bit worse than it did. for the plot

[quixotin]

I don't know how it unfolds in the live play but I keep thinking how wild it was that vex thought she and percy were being so clever hiding their relationship from the rest of the party when THEY ALL KNEW.

love that she used them as a thinly veiled excuse like, "oh noo but what will they think, they'll be distracted, and my brother will be so mad, oh noo" like. miss girl, allura knows. cassandra knows. the party knows. YOUR VERY BROTHER HAD THE 'YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF HER' TALK WITH YOUR MANS, BUTT NAKED. THEY ALL HEARD YOU GOING AT IT IN SCANLAN'S CHATEAU. IN WHITESTONE. IN LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT LENDS ITSELF AS A SURFACE. PLEASE. I BEG.

[fish-bowl-buddy]

I drew little worm :D

Bonus doodle:

[hallowshumour]

First rate town.

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