#tf2 question

[emilythedog661-tf2]

loved ur cute helmet party hcs! can u maybe do some bush medicine ones? I’m being corrupted by tumblr and my friends and now I kinda ship bush medicine and now I need food from the community to survive.

Bush Medicine HeadCannons...Hmm...I think i got some

1. Sniper and Medic love to talk about birds and other animals all the time when they are together, Sniper is also the one that Medic goes to when he needs animal parts for his experiments as Sniper use to be wildlife ranger before he became a mercenary, Sniper is happy to join him as he gets to spend time with Medic without Heavy hovering around Medic all the time.

2. Sniper taught Medic how to use the Crossbow and also taught him how to aim it, Sniper also might the one who help him make it after Medic saw sniper using the huntsmen and he wanted a bow too.

3. Sniper and Medic love to play the sax and violin together when they are alone and it's quiet in the base, they tend to play smooth jazz with a hint of blues in it.

4. Sniper and Medic love stargazing as they sit on top of Sniper's Camper when it's a starry night and just look up at the stars while laying next to each other ontop if the camper.

That's all i can think off for now but as i said in the Helmet Party one, i will add more if i can think of any 😁

[squishysnake]

got inspired to make a TF2 Mercenary Professionalism Tier List the other week, and decided to properly chart it

[hop-a-lot]

somewhere post-Saxton's 'retirement' wherein no-longer-ceo Saxton, now a full-time beast hunter, remain in relationship with his former assistant and live together with now co-ceo Bidwell in his apartment.

[ewicomkicks2point0]

I spent 22 hours on this,, tf2 fans.. I know I’m new here but please don’t let this post flop pleeeaasse prettyy pllllleeeeease

[wadeassgrabberwilson]

this might actually be the worst thing i've drawn so far in my life

[kotdish]

I’ve always been a blu scout has freckles truther✊

[sparkly-sediment]

Tf2 Headcanon

Soldier has an auditory processing disorder and so really doesn’t know what the fuck people are talking about. He can hear just fine! But the word soup pours in one ear and out the other. Half of his aggressive blunders come from him a( not knowing the plan and b( never asking questions and simply attacking

it’s why he never has too much back and forth with Scout, Sniper, and Heavy. They either talk too fast or mumble (or have a thick as fuck accent) and Solider just goes “affirmative”

[800db-cloud]

Can you draw Medizard or cakehole as a worm please and thank you 🎄🎄

billy tries to go spellcasting

[plasma-legendary]

i believe the game only registers one singular killsound being active at a time...i considered if you could write a script that explicitly told it to, after a specific key / input, use a different sound, but i don't think this would work properly, & it would keep reverting back to w/e file you have listed as the main sound effect...i might play around w/ this though, see if i can get something to work, but i'm not super hopeful of its viability, unfortunately.

if you get something figured out though, i'd be interested to learn about it! :]

would it be possible to write a killsound swapping script for tf2?

[gingerale13]

Meet the (1850's) Sniper!

Gonna start making full ref sheets for these fools.. Scout is up next. If you haven't seen it, here's the first part comic thing of these HC's for the OG mercs B)

Yapping / backstory under cut

I think the name "Team Fortress Original" sticks better than "1850s Team Fortress" so THATS THE NEW TAG GUYS!! but I'll be using both . Just in case.

Full post coming soon but u should drop your headcannons and ideas about these guys if any 🙏

GENERAL INFO ABOUT NICK BUNDY:

This fella was born in modern-day Tennessee, and left his parents' homestead as soon as he figured out he was good at trapping / hunting (17). Not that he hates his parents—he just craved adventure in the outdoors.

Nick was lucky enough to have been educated on reading and writing by his parents, and he writes in a journal to keep his skills sharp. He's been hunting and selling fur / meat to keep his supplies plentiful, and living a life in tents outdoors for quite a while.

As he wandered the Eastern mountains, Nick came into contact with many different kinds of people. This lead to him trading & becoming friends with a Cherokee Native, visiting every few months to hang out, trade, and learn about natural medicines and how to play a flute.

He worked up a good name selling pelts and expertly shot trophies.

It wasn't long before he discovered that people would pay for his good aim in other scenarios, too.. After a few jobs of killing rogues, thieves, and bandits for money, Nick comes to terms with the idea of killing people as a full-time thing. Mercenary work.

It's about then that a mysterious woman offers him a deal — fight in a war over gravel for the rest of his life, with the reassurance of respawning.

(Albeit, the respawn machine definitely needed some work, as it functioned more so as a powerful long-ranged Medigun. Plus it took forever to heal you.)

Now, with semi-proper housing and a team of 8 other mercinaries bothering him, Sniper finds good money (not purpose) working for RED.

(He's 27 when he starts fighting the Gravel War)

Main lineart vers

He's got the most BORING character design

[consistencydotcom]

Forknite

Nothing version

[sentrysapper]

[finnprof]

red scout blu scout

the gays and the gays

(booty shorts scout for the win)

[dexivela]

Emesis Blue screenshot study!

i have so many tf2 ideas after several months of tf2 drought, but ill try to post other art as well since i have art motivation again!

here's the original

[thetriggeredhappy]

I know we’re on spoiler lock down and you can respond at your pace but OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT IVE EVER GOTTEN! HOW IS THIS GOING TO EFFECT YOUR TAKING SHOTS CANON? ARE YOU GOING TO BE WRITING OTHER FICS IN LINE WITH THE FINALE CANON NOW???? Oh my god HOW ARE YOU FEELING?????

yeah i know right! this does mean i’m going to need to go back and edit taking shots a bit to be more canon-compliant, here’s some of my initial notes on it:

fixing scout’s last name to reflect “willis”.

fixing spy’s first and last name to reflect “eugene hinkle”.

adjusting to make room in dialogue for scout being definitively a brunette, as we saw near the end.

a few tweaks to better fill in the implications the comics seem to have for how the respawn system works.

in the same shot we saw the photo of scout and his mom, opposite that we see a picture that i believe is of scout and a doggy—i’ll need to add that into the story somewhere, maybe from his brothers telling a story or something similar.

already word on the street is that some of his kids seem close enough in age to probably be twins, which actually does imply that it’s likely some of his brothers are twins! this is good, but i should really lean in more—maybe more of his nieces are twins?

”willis” is an english name, so i’ll need to slightly adjust some backstory to make them english-catholic or perhaps protestant, not irish-catholic.

obviously i’ll need to adjust to include the address of the house and a better approximate location, as well as adjust all timings mentioned to account for the correct distance and travel times.

scout seems to be big on rushing into marriages, so i’ll most likely need to rework the fic slightly to include a proposal within the first chapter or two.

since sniper knows how to fly a plane, it makes sense that they would probably just fly to boston rather than road-tripping, which means i’ll need to edit out most instances of driving that sniper does.

obviously, spy hadn’t come clean about being scout’s father, so i imagine that he probably never will, and instead that entire storyline will pivot, instead being about something else, perhaps that spy wants to romance and marry his ma, who he met some five or six years previously.

since there is apparently some kind of indoor public pool in the area they live in, all scenes outside of the home will be moved to take place in that pool.

it seems like sniper’s reaction to scout’s rambling to miss pauling about his courting would imply he is aware of scout’s crush, so the story and dialogue will be altered to instead have sniper suggest they be a throuple of some kind. this will lead to complications in which Benny and Terry are irritated that they’re being copied so blatantly.

speaking of which, scout gave two of his kids names that start with “t”, which to me implies they perhaps have some kind of naming convention in their family involving repeating first consonants. to reflect this, some of scout’s brothers will be renamed, meaning his brothers (oldest to youngest) will be named Jack, Jenry, Jarcher (Jarchie for short), Jolin, Jenjamin and Jerrence (Jenny and Jerry for short), and Jony.

while going over these changes, i realized that i’d completely forgotten to account for spy’s cyanide tooth, and written a moment where he’s gritting his teeth. unfortunately, that means that in my rewrite, spy will need to die during that scene when the cyanide tooth most certainly pops mistakenly. this will be inconvenient, but a gifted writer knows how to play with the cards dealt.

since unfortunately we now know that scout is terrible at marriage, i will most likely need to write a scene where scout finds out he is pregnant and sniper immediately leaves him. i find this difficult because i’m unsure how sniper will be able to get into a plane quickly enough to escape in the pre-established suburb, but i will make do.

i will have to kill scout’s mom.

oh and happy belated birthday!