#text: blaine

[matt-schue]

Matt: Why doesn't it? Matt: I hope you realize now that someone shouldn't make you feel like they're putting up with you. Someone should make you feel you're incredible and that they love you and your quirks. Has he tried to worm his way back into your life? Matt: Matchmaker Matchmaker make me a match... Matt: I'm half tempted to get back on dating apps. I haven't been on them since around this time last year. My support structure is pretty awesome. I know my sister is on her way over. My ex called me yesterday morning and dropped news. It's great news for her, but it just reminded me that I'm still not fucking over her. Matt: It's stupid to admit. we didn't even date that long, which is what really pisses me off.

Blaine: You know that doesn't actually inspire me to fuss LESS, right?

Blaine: I don't know. He made it seem like he was doing me a favor, putting up with my quirks when no one else would. And it wasn't ALL bad, he could be really sweet most of the time. It was just when he got angry that he went for the things he knew would hurt most, I guess.

Blaine: I really don't think that's the case, but I'm not sure how I can prove that to you short of nosy matchmaking, and that is NOT my area of expertise, unfortunately. I mean, I want you to have a good support structure, obviously, but I don't like the idea of you being lonely either.

[mercedesjonesx]

text 📲 @onceawarblerblaine

Mercedes: you ever feel like somebody's watching you? because i totally had that feeling on my way home. but nobody was there 👀 Mercedes: remind me never to walk home again.

[sugarmottahq]

📲sugar & blaine

sugar: hey cutie patootie sugar: i was going to ask if you're coming to breadsticks sugar: but tbh if i have to eat cheap bread, u have to eat cheap bread #team sugar: pick me up 😘 @blaineshq

[samevans-wmu]

Text || Blam!

Sam: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaine!

[talkwith-samevans]

Text || Blam!

Blaine: You really do! This is another great example, especially because I genuinely haven't got a clue... 🤔🤔 Blaine: Absolutely. I do like pineapple in other dishes, just not on pizza. Maybe we should just blame him for it. Blaine: That's what I implied, according to Kurt, but that wasn't my intention. I'm not sure how that conversation got so out of hand, to be honest. We all like different things. Doesn't mean any of us are crazy. Blaine: Have I told you lately that you're the best? But yes, exactly! I love trying new food, actually. Not sure how I feel about that burger pizza you and Finn were talking about the other day yet, though. I think it might be the pickles... Sam: There's gotta be some serious blackmail happening and they're sleeping on a fantastic plot! I oughta reach out to DC and pitch an idea. Just need to figure out what it could possibly be... 🤔​ Sam: Are you thinking Chinese fried rice? Because that's where my mind went and now I've got a serious craving for it! Sucks the neighborhood spot was shut down by the health inspector. Sam: Think there are SOME foods where people will give you the crazy eye. Frog legs. I can't figure out why anyone wants to eat the WB dancing frog?! Sam: Hold onto your butt, B. Have you heard of.... pickle pizza???

[wmu-cedes]

text || blainecedes

Mercedes: Blainers! Mercedes: How you doing boo?

[noahboa]

Text 📱 Blaine & Noah

Noah: sup

[jakepuckrman]

text 📲 jake & blaine

Jake: did you know that you can get a pixie stick machine and make your own pixie sticks?!?! the power of being an adult man

Jake: yes i absolutely bought one, yes it was worth it, no i did not follow the instructions for making them and have been pouring the powder directly into my mouth instead of the paper straws

Jake: yolo!

[hadleyberry]

text 📲 hadley & blaine

Hadley: fdfsfgdd

[teddyrhodesx]

text 📲 teddy & blaine

Teddy: Dude.

[dariarutherford]

text 📲 daria & blaine

Daria: so i jsur saw the barbeu mocje and omg blusne ids sad bur like so gokd bur made me sad and i gor jns mt wind ad msybs deank a coulpe

Daria: bur you shousd ses fhs mocie

[djdomberry]

text 📲 dom & blaine

Dom: okay so i'm having one of my late nights where i can't sleep so i'm just chilling out and listening to some tunes. so, for starters, sorry if i'm bothering you at like 1am. Dom: but also, i've actually been listening to a little bit more broadway tonight, namely the in the heights album which is actually pretty fire! and it made me think of you, so i figured i'd let you know lol.

[mercedesjonesx]

text 📲 mercedes & blaine

Mercedes: i was today years old when i found out that kangaroos never stop growing and now i'm wondering why this isn't a more known fact? Mercedes: also nectar can ferment in hot weather, and bees that consume this can effectively get drunk. drunk bees aren't allowed back in the hive. Mercedes: i got stuck in a rabbit hole of random and weird facts, and here we are.

[charlierhodes]

text ✉️ charlie & blaine

Charlie: have you ever had moonshine? i haven't until today and WOW it's gross. also i don't think it's working because i don't feel a thing. Charlie: i was sad it was gross though because it had cherries in it! i ate two of them and they were so gross. Charlie: also i have a confession. i like to judge people's eyebrows. I'M NOT TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE YOURS ARE BAD THOUGH! just know that.

[samevans-wmu]

Text || Blam!

Sam: BLAINIAC!!!

[talkwith-samevans]

Text || Blam!

Sam: Blaine. Sam: Buddy. Sam: Pal. Sam: Have you TRIED pineapple pizza before???