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Oh, you're too late, Nick. The sign is already up on the door and the free coffees have already been getting scooped up by each participating customer. So, I guess at this point now it's just a risk we have to take. Also, you now have me curious to just how ridiculous your dancing may be.

Don't do it, D. Not unless you want to be scarred for life the next time I walk through the door. There are many, many reasons I never became a professional dancer -- lack of rhythm and coordination come to mind -- but there are very few things I wouldn't do for free coffee, which you clearly already know. I would feel personally responsible if my sick moves made you laugh so hard you sprained something.

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Great! I can't wait to see what kind of moves you come up with. Honestly, I know we don't know each other well, but I didn't see you as the type to get down and boogie, so happy to hear that you're into this. Got any specifics with your coffee orders? I can try to make sure to have it started as soon as you walk in shaking your groove thang.

I’m completely on board with this idea! I’d go to great lengths for a fresh cup of free coffee. If it involves shimmying my hips and dancing around, count me in—I’m ready to bust a move! I can hardly wait to show off my entertaining and silly dance routines at Java Jams for that much-needed caffeine fix. The thought of dancing while enjoying great coffee makes me even more excited!

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That’s the beauty of it, there are no rules. The more chaotic, the better.

I mean, it definitely fits the vibe of the place. Not sure I should be allowed to dance...

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Oh, trust me, people-watching is half the fun. I’m kind of curious what the crowd will come up with too.

Now I feel like I just want to come by and watch, see how many people actually do it and how creative they get.

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I've been seeing some videos come up on Tiktok lately for this cafe that has a sign on their door that says, “Come in dancing for a free coffee.” And guys? I’m seriously thinking about doing the same thing at Java Jams. Because come on, if you're not already shimmying on your way into the cafe, what are you doing with your life? Not saying that I’m expecting an entire choreographed routine, any silly dance moves will do, just try to keep it PG. So start practicing, folks, the summer heat just got a whole lot more fun.

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What's got you in-between jobs? I can always take another barista or even a dishwasher, if you'd want to do that. And I'm an excellent teacher when it comes to the baking, I don't mind training and helping you pick up more experience on that end, either.

I’m currently in between jobs—something I haven’t done in a couple of years—so I’m in a bit of a limbo while I figure out my next step. If anyone has suggestions or if your workplace is looking for an extra set of hands, I’d love to hear about it. I’m a quick learner and a hard worker, and I'm really grateful for any leads or advice you’re willing to share!

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I'm... not even gonna touch on that first statement, I'll just roll my eyes in silence. But hey, I can at least attest to the fact that you could come waltzing in wearing whatever you want and I'd still serve you. I don't have any no shoes, no shirt, no service rules.

And no worries, your secret is safe with me. Doesn't mean I won't start writing little puns on your coffee cups whenever you do come in to get coffee from me.

But Charles has the expensive good beans from Ethiopia and Kenya. That being said, if you were located on the ranch I'd probably come to you before I would Charles; I don't think your patrons would appreciate me waltzing into the shop in nothing more than a shirt that barely went down to my thighs and my unmentionables lol. Although, honestly? With the way I get when I'm tired? I’d probably risk public scandal if it meant getting caffeine in my system before sunrise. Sleep-deprived Jasmine has very few boundaries.

And okay, fine — maybe I do appreciate the occasional dad joke. Just don’t tell uncle James. He’s already entirely too proud of himself. I’ll never hear the end of it.

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Daria: awesome, you the best! Daria: just keep me posted, i can also make sure to bake some goodies to bring along, we could actually just take a whole cooler with food, snacks, and drinks? Daria: and yassss you definitely need to treat yo'self. also that reminds me don't forget to bring your adorable bf along too because I'm sure you both could use a little date-fun even if it's in a group setting. plus I can see us maybe playing some volleyball on the beach, too? Daria: either way, we'll probably need more than one vehicle if I keep adding more people to invite, do we know anyone with a 3 row SUV? 😅

Lauryn: i'll take care of it! you know i love taking point on these things anyway. 😜 besides, you know how busy i like to keep myself, so if anything i'm the best one to find out everyone's availability and go from there! Lauryn: okay, okay, i can't fault you there at least. it may be varying in actual quality, but there's no denying reality tv is entertaining. especially when it usually always features attractive people. Lauryn: true! honestly, i'm getting excited too! this summer sounds like a perfect opportunity to treat myself more outside of my busy schedule and have more fun!

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First of all, just come see me for the good coffee beans. Second of all, not gonna lie, but that pun definitely made me chuckle. I mean, come on, you've gotta appreciate a good dad joke.

I came into the main house this morning to steal the good coffee beans, and my uncle looked at me dead pan, said 'how do you make an egg roll?', and then proceeded to say 'you push it' then started giggling like his child. He's taking this dad thing too seriously...

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Daria gave a satisfied little nod. “Good. That’s the energy I like to hear.” She handed her shirts over to the vendor with a quick smile, then glanced back at Nick. “And if you do trip, just throw in a dramatic tuck and roll as a recovery, pretend it was all part of the show. I’ll back you up.” As she took her small bag from the vendor, she lifted it slightly in a salute. “Alright, fashion icon, I’m off to find something greasy and terrible for me. Don’t keep the townspeople waiting too long for your debut.” With a wink, she turned to head off down the street, a cheeky smile on her face as she added over her shoulder, “Remember, the sultry glance is non-negotiable!”

"Touché," Nick grinned back, tilting his head as he conceded the point. He gave the t-shirt in question another long look before shrugging and tossing it over his shoulder and joining her at the checkout table. "Might as well give the people what they want then, yeah?" He spread both of his hands wide at her. "If there's one thing I can do, it's commit to the bit. I may end up tripping over my own feet, but I can make it work somehow," he added with a laugh.

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Daria: Okay, now THAT's what I'm talking about, this is why we're friends. PUNS. YES. Daria: oooh maybe something like "let's brew something up together." or "let's live la vida mocha" Daria: *chef's kiss* perfect! Daria: hmm okay now to choose the best photos of myself. also totally think I'm gonna go with bumble. like a hookup isn't awful but like I feel like I hear about tinder usually having more of the creeps so no thank you to that

Liv: I've heard decent things about Bumble at least... Liv: Babe. If you don’t throw a baking pun in there, I’m going to be personally offended. Liv: Something like “Looking for someone to whisk me away” or “I knead a good conversation” Liv: Ooh! Ooh! Or lean into the coffee side of things — “Let’s espresso ourselves” or “I take my relationships like my coffee: strong and slightly chaotic” Liv: You have options, my dear.

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Daria: yasss amazing, and that sounds perfect. probably also liv, gabe, lottie.... umm... maybe kurt and dom? personally I'm good for any day because I trust my staff enough to leave them for a day even if it's a day I'd normally be there, they're a good crew, so whatever you come up with just let me know Daria: it's honestly so entertaining I can't help it an i may lowkey crush on vinnie just a lil bit 🙈 Daria: plus it's the seaside heights boardwalk so there's rides and all that other fun stuff ugh man I'm getting so PUMPED just thinking about it!

Lauryn: ooh, you had me at planning! definitely the three of us, for sure, and open invitation to anyone else who would like to join us. i could start working on roughly finding out when would be a good time for everyone? Lauryn: it'd be a lie to say i'm not judging, but i'm doing it in a very loving way, i promise. ❤️ Lauryn: and, to be fair, i'm not totally opposed to the idea! why not?

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Daria: well I don't YET but I've been contemplating it Daria: also considered bumble and hinge, so we'll see which platform I actually end up on Daria: hinge just sounds weird Daria: ayy okay okay keep 'em coming! oh think I should throw some cheesy baking or coffee pun in there?

Liv: ...since when do you use Tinder???? Liv: ANYWAY. Liv: Uhhh, I have no idea. I've never used Tinder. 😂 Liv: You're passionate, you're funny, you're a PHENOMENAL baker... Liv: Do those work?

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You're funny, Mads. It's not like the whole town goes on vacation at the same time, silly. Unless you're referring to everyone going with Nick on his trip. I'll be here though, I usually plan my vacation closer to August. And even then, I don't go too far, just to one of the beaches only a few hours away. Wildwood, Ocean City, Rehoboth, one of those.

So with all of this talk about vacations & getting out of Ashford Valley...is there actually going to be anyone left here in a few weeks?

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Daria arched a brow, her grin widening. “Okay, first of all, if it’s a crop top, then it’s fitting exactly how it’s supposed to.” She paused a moment before adding, “Just enough midriff to keep ogling customers' minds wandering.” She turned back toward him with a hint of mischief in her eye. “And if we are doing the full fashion show—fog machine, neon, the whole nine—you better commit. I want strutting. I want drama. I want at least one spin and a sultry glance over the shoulder. Otherwise, what's the point, even?”

Nick snapped his fingers twice and pointed directly at Daria with obvious delight. "YES. Fog machine. Neon. Appropriate soundtrack to strut down a catwalk to. Give me all of this, I'm here for it," he announced cheerfully. He fluttered his eyelashes and tilted his head in clearly feigned innocence. "I would never presume to make such a thing a dare, but if you don't think you'd scare away half of your customers just because my shirts don't fit properly on your Insta feed, I'm willing to take one for the team. For the greater good," Nick added with laugh.

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Daria: It's finally beach weather! When are we planning a day trip? You, me, Mercedes, anyone else that wants to come? Daria: also is it bad I lowkey wanna hit Seaside Hieghts just to tour the shore house if it's open? GTL! GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY. Daria: don't judge me.

Lauryn: GIRL! don’t make me wait, what are we ‘girling’ about?!

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text 📱 olivia

Daria: soooo, in your opinion, what are some of my best qualities? i need help writing my tinder bio