#dash: jasmine

[matt-schue]

@jasminexbaudelaires 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[robbie-clarington]

@jasminexbaudelaires replied to your post “FMK - Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor”:

I genuinely thought you would have switched Thor and Tony lmao

​Sure, but that would also mean killing Thor, and there's just not a bone in my body that would allow me to do that.

[dariarutherford]

I'm... not even gonna touch on that first statement, I'll just roll my eyes in silence. But hey, I can at least attest to the fact that you could come waltzing in wearing whatever you want and I'd still serve you. I don't have any no shoes, no shirt, no service rules.

And no worries, your secret is safe with me. Doesn't mean I won't start writing little puns on your coffee cups whenever you do come in to get coffee from me.

But Charles has the expensive good beans from Ethiopia and Kenya. That being said, if you were located on the ranch I'd probably come to you before I would Charles; I don't think your patrons would appreciate me waltzing into the shop in nothing more than a shirt that barely went down to my thighs and my unmentionables lol. Although, honestly? With the way I get when I'm tired? I’d probably risk public scandal if it meant getting caffeine in my system before sunrise. Sleep-deprived Jasmine has very few boundaries.

And okay, fine — maybe I do appreciate the occasional dad joke. Just don’t tell uncle James. He’s already entirely too proud of himself. I’ll never hear the end of it.

[thevirgodoll]

the Doll Life: Classic.

[sersh]

Yellowjackets Cast Compete in a Compliment Battle | Teen Vogue Courtney Eaton, Sammi Hanratty, Liv Hewson, Jasmin Savoy Brown, Sophie Thatcher & Sophie Nélisse

for @roxxintoxxin!

[heartshapelocket]

[gabrielcohen-chang]

So what I'm hearing is... we need to get you gaming more. Because as much as I respect the zombie game choice, it's killing me that it's a phone game. I know we have the technology to play awesome games on our phone, including console games, so. What kind of games do you think you'd like? I can come up with several recommendations, get you in an actual game.

I'm not really big on video games, but I guess if phone games count towards the question then I'd say The Walking Dead: No Man's Land or the actual Walking Dead game with Lee and Clem. If you'd stipulated that I could only watch one Marvel movie/tv show or one DC movie/tv show, then you would have seen a much larger debate.

[cr1msondll]

[xjoellasuh]

Who: Joella & @jazfields

When: March 23

Where: Downtown

Jo was starting to think that trying to have a pre-storm shopping run was a bad idea. Everyone was running around trying to grab supplies, and get home as soon as possible. "Oh!" she nearly ran into someone as she shuffled around the store, basket on her arm. She let out a soft yelp. "Are you okay?" she asked, stepping back to make sure the other person was alright and she didn't cause too much damage. "I think you dropped this," she said to Jasmine, picking up one of the packages that had fallen on the floor.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Well, damn. I missed that event happening with the petting zoo at Founder’s Day, but I definitely brought Zade by for the animals. Hmm. I’m debating on staying away from the birds. I mean, I have chickens and ducks already on the farm though. Thank you for the suggestions for sure! I’m writing them down now.

Well, I own Whispering Pines Farm and I figured I’d make some use out of some of the space I have. Plus, I think it’d be good business and get the word out about the farm too.

We had a petting zoo area at the Founder’s Day event, and honestly it was a massive hit. Aside from a small incident where a lot of the animals made a break for it, it went off without any sort of hitches. I think it’d be a great idea. We don’t have a typical ranch, so we don’t have a lot of the typical farm animals you’d find on a normal farm. Animal wise, if you really want to do it then I’d suggest animals that are good around kids. Goats, rabbits, sheep, guinea pigs, etc. Hell, even pigs could work. We had goats, chickens, ducks, and calves at our set up. Miniature horses or miniature donkeys if you have them would be a hit too. Alpacas or llamas. Exotic animals could be interesting but the normal ones work well too, ha.

What brought on the idea? I know it’s not every day someone thinks about opening a petting zoo.

[random-brain-dumps]

I just suddenly remembered Danny Phantom. Looks like another childhood obsession is yet again rekindled

[chiariuchiha]

"Someone needs some calming tea..."

[neonnoble]

Cherry (driver, she/her) and Jasmine (rider, they/it) are an unstoppable team!

Commission for @deepdishregretti and @narrovvvictory!!! Thank you so much~

[finnhdson]

Yeah, I think I realized that after she dropped the 'no pressure' a few too many times. Hey, that's totally fair. Honestly, there's a pretty high chance that I'm just getting way too into my head about it because it's just like you said for me, too. Maybe not the going to a bar part since I don't really go to bars a lot, but I'd definitely rather just meet someone out and about and have it be natural, too.

Oh, I would never trust those 'no pressure' lines. They always mean plenty of pressure. My grandparents do that to me all the time. They always mean the first half and then use the second to make themselves seem less pushy when they're really just going 'gimme grandkids now'. When it comes to dating apps, I can't say that I'm going to be much help. I don't use them really. I tend to just go to a bar and meet who I meet. If I get desperate, I might look into some sort of matchmaking service, but luckily I haven't reached that point yet.

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

I was rewatching some mlp episodes for fun and then a thought came to my mind: fairly odd parents a new wish x my little pony 😞 (a lot of the yaps on my page are going to be crossovers sorry I adore them)

So dev is basically twilight! He studies at the canterlot school for gifted unicorns. Now Celestia sees how alone he is and he usually to keeps to himself. She sends a letter to twilight and is like “I got you a new student :3333” and dev becomes twilight’s student. He’s very good at magic and stuff but SUCKS at friendship. He always has his nose in a book to either learn about magic more or business like his dad. Twilight sends him to the school of friendship where he meets Pegasus Hazel, unicorn Jasmine, Earth pony Winn! They try to befriend him but he’s having none of that!! Nope!! Friendship is lame!! I just think it would be really funny to see the whole mane 6 + maybe the princesses + starlight trying to get this kid some friends but no matter what they do bro doesn’t care 😭 like they try every friendship lesson in the book and he still fails ☹️

I like to think Luna sometimes visits him in his dreams to talk to him because they can somehow relate you know?

It would be so funny if he became the next twilight 😭😭

I have no idea if Cosmo, Wanda, and Peri exist in this au but I don’t really think it would change the story if they did 🤷‍♀️ so you can imagine them in there if you want!!

[sdpf]

Does Dash Baxter have the HOTS for Jazz