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Matt:

Matt: thanks guys Matt: I feel so stupid because I DON'T want this to get to me but it fucking does. I'm okay, physically. When you guys get here I'll go into the whole thing Matt: I got the movie ready to go

Stella:

Stella: Grabbing snacks and sodas — Chris, you need me to pick you up on the way?

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Matt: Why doesn't it? Matt: I hope you realize now that someone shouldn't make you feel like they're putting up with you. Someone should make you feel you're incredible and that they love you and your quirks. Has he tried to worm his way back into your life? Matt: Matchmaker Matchmaker make me a match... Matt: I'm half tempted to get back on dating apps. I haven't been on them since around this time last year. My support structure is pretty awesome. I know my sister is on her way over. My ex called me yesterday morning and dropped news. It's great news for her, but it just reminded me that I'm still not fucking over her. Matt: It's stupid to admit. we didn't even date that long, which is what really pisses me off.

Blaine: You know that doesn't actually inspire me to fuss LESS, right?

Blaine: I don't know. He made it seem like he was doing me a favor, putting up with my quirks when no one else would. And it wasn't ALL bad, he could be really sweet most of the time. It was just when he got angry that he went for the things he knew would hurt most, I guess.

Blaine: I really don't think that's the case, but I'm not sure how I can prove that to you short of nosy matchmaking, and that is NOT my area of expertise, unfortunately. I mean, I want you to have a good support structure, obviously, but I don't like the idea of you being lonely either.

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Matt: I’ll reply to all of this later but…

Matt:

Matt: 😔

Stella: You two are both weirdos, you know. Not me though. I am perfectly normal and lovely always. Twice on Sundays.

Stella: Pain's better this weekend -- it's healing up, just very, veeeeeery slowly. I'm not limping around like a grandma anymore, thank god.

Stella: Listen, I would not too ANY better with humidity than snow. So like, you two are NOT ALLOWED to up and leave me for Florida, I will RIOT.

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Matt: Leave it to me to do something unholy...hahahahah But I can see it! I have the professor's charm, Ginger's confidence, and Gilligan's goofiness. I'm not clumsy like him, which is good considering my profession. Matt: Have you seen those videos with how they make things look better in commercials? How is dish soap added to beer to make the foam better, or is shoe polish added to bread so it appears browner? The commercials that suck me in are the ones that dial into nostalgia with music or movie and show references. Matt: One of these days, I'll get around to watching The Dark Knight. I didn't because I knew seeing Heath in that role would be hard. It's the same with The Crow movie, but I saw those before I knew what happened to Brandon Lee. Matt: You got it right. My captain was always tied up with so much, plus on the calls with the crew. We had little free time to organize events or dive into social media. Small-city living makes it possible. New York was fucking bananas when it came to downtime, which was non-existent.

Nick: That sounds like an unholy character mashup if I ever heard one, 😂 The Professor and Ginger I can see, but adding Gilligan into the mix?

Nick: Only in the Percy Jackson universe. But that's not a bad point actually, it's a wonder anyone ever manages to market anything to us, with our attention spans shot all to hell.

Nick: The extent of my comic book movie opinions is that Heath Ledger is my Joker. Beyond that? It kind of all blurs together.

Nick: That's not necessarily a BAD thing. Those administrative things have to be done, especially to make sure the guys in the field can do their jobs effectively. Or so I would assume.

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Matt: No, no! Not a total psychic. A dessert psychic. So you know what people want sweets-wise, and make them happy with it. I would keep my superpower to myself or a trusted select few. People are fucking crazy out there, and once they get a whiff you're different, then you can kiss privacy goodbye. Matt: Where would you see if you can visit anywhere or any surrounding cities (within an hour from here)? I'm thinking about putting together a field trip for everyone. Don't know if it'll pan out, but it's something fun to think about.

Delilah: If I could do that, I think I'd be a bloody millionare by now, love. Definitely not that good. Though.... If I was, I wouldn't say anything either. Delilah: No problem, Matt! I agree with you. It's been such a slow go of it, but so fast at the same time. Being an adult is such an odd thing. Delilah: It's cupcakes, they'll definitely feel appreciated.

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MOTHERSHIP!?

Rude.

I've told you 1,000,245,222,941,345.5 times I'm not an alien! If I were, I would SO use the tech! Beam myself everywhere.

🤷 Your mothership called you home for updates??

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Are you implying that a middle child did that study without considering anyone other than middle children and lied about the results??

I call falsifying of tests. They clearly didn't test the eldest siblings.

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[PRIVATE:] Suh-weeeeet!!! What’s your favorite type of food? How’s the bday been?

Random question time! You ever been to a Ren Faire?

PM: Hey you fabulous fucker 😘 Word on the street it’s your bday. Happppppppppy Birthday!! Dinner and drinks on me if you’re free this weekend 🎉🥳

[PRIVATE:] Word on the street is correct, imagine that, ha. Thanks, tiger -- I'm quite confident we can make that happen, you don't even have to twist my arm, 😉

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Hey!!! I remember being hooked up to a buttload of wires and doodads. What else would that have been for?!?!!

@stellaschue @thatschuesterguy

I’m as humble as they come! Scientists say so… 🤣

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Since ✨always✨

@stellaschue @thatschuesterguy

I’m as humble as they come! Scientists say so… 🤣

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@stellaschue @thatschuesterguy

I’m as humble as they come! Scientists say so… 🤣

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Hmmmmm… Hmmmm mmmm mmmmmmmm. Ja’know, I haven’t considered what would actually happen since I know I’ll applaud whatever you do as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

That’s what I like about you, Stacey. You’re you and don’t give a shit about what others think. Buuuuut you’re courteous. Ha! Good. I will incorporate restraints and a gag the next time we get some time together 😏 Wear something you don’t mind getting torn up. And pack an overnight bag. We’ll get full use of this hotel room. I’m talking room service!

If my socks are still on my feet by the end of it, I will be mighty disappointed. We're talking with a capital D, Stace! The most disappointed of the disappoints.

Jesus fucking Christ, I laughed at the whole scar comment. Can you imagine what people think when they hear the sounds that come out of you? 😉 And don't think for a second this is me telling you to dial it back. I love your noises.

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Matt: I know, I know. And I think I’ll forever picture you dressed up like both of them in court. You in a snazzy pink suit with killer black glasses. You’d charm the pants off the judge, jury, and everyone there!

Matt: It’s different with all jobs. Take mine, I’m more than happy to have the whole crew there. We’re a total family at the station. Matt: Why wouldn’t she???

Matt: You're telling me you've never had a case where, in the middle of it all, you realize something isn't adding up, and then you go into a convoluted explanation with twists and turns, and everyone's lost until you piece it all together with whatever evidence everyone overlooked that tied the whole thing into a nice little package?!?????? Matt: A couple of people in the class started as a means to get over their fear of public speaking. Their work covered their classes, which was cool. Matt: Psssh. Talk about work if you want. I'm not gonna punish you or rub your nose in it. It's a big part of your life and your identity to a degree. There's no shame in that. But I might tell Stacey since I want to witness this... 😋

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Matt: I'll take that at least. Now if you came back with 😐🤷🏻‍♂️ with all of them then I would've cried big manly tears over it. Plus, there was a whole discussion about it in Dazed in Confused, though talking about who was hotter. My vote was on the Professor. I think if I'm anyone on that show I'm probably a combination of Gilligan, the Professor, and Ginger. Prof Gillinger! Matt: Your ADHD is a superpower. Advertising agencies hate to see you coming. Matt: Can't say I blame you. I feel I reached a point where I can't keep up with some of these universes. DC and Marvel have way too many happening. Keaton is my Batman and I kept it to that. I haven't even gotten around to watching all the others. Matt: see! You get it! Matt: actually, a lot of that has changed since I moved here. I did fly out and lent a hand for the past couple of weeks, but, for the most part, I'm mainly playing desk jockey or running training.

Nick: ...I understood Ginger and Mary Ann in that stream of consciousness. And I suspect you're Ginger and I'm Mary Ann, but my frame of reference might be a LITTLE skewed.

Nick: Oh trust me, I have have WAY too many streaming services, my brain is already primed for subliminal messaging -- assuming it can get past the ADHD, at least.

Nick: I haven't watched the new show either, but I'm also not terribly invested in the extended Batman universe, for better or worse. Google tells me good things about it, at least?

Nick: Oh, absolute, that right there is the entire reason I do it -- to support my caffeine habit, 😂 Just like that's the whole reason you run into burning buildings, right? 😉

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If my socks are still on my feet by the end of it, I will be mighty disappointed. We're talking with a capital D, Stace! The most disappointed of the disappoints.

Jesus fucking Christ, I laughed at the whole scar comment. Can you imagine what people think when they hear the sounds that come out of you? 😉 And don't think for a second this is me telling you to dial it back. I love your noises.

I'll make it the bestest routine ever, don't you worry. Your socks? WILL BE BLOWN AWAY.

Uh a hotel could be good with me. I dont wanna scar anyone.