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[matt-schue]

[ Cha Cha Sliding to Present Day ] Matt: Don't know what the plans are yet but I got yours and Stell's gifts! Gonna wrap them sometime this week. How about we get Mom and Dad here for a visit? I have a spare guest room they can use here unless you want them in at your place, Stella Bella? OR we can bunk them with Andre. 🐰 Matt: Once we get that plan figured out, then we can decide if we should mail the photo sesh pics to them or just frame them and wrap them as a gift for Christmas Day. Matt: Sooooooooooooo Chris.... Matt: What's the story with you and Madeline?? Thinking about hanging with her, so if you need me to put in a good word or have you randomly show up at my house to borrow a power tool or something, let me know. I know how to make myself scarce.

Stella: You literally trained me on how to use the THREE extinguishers I have in my kitchen! I pay attention, dammit!

Stella: It's probably a little late to admit that I bathe in the blood of my enemies daily to keep my hair bright and shiny, yes? (I'm KIDDING obviously.)(OR AM I?)

Stella: Already on it, DC -- I emailed you links to four possibilities with expedited shipping, plus a cable-knit sweater that would work too. All you have to do is pick one (or two) you like and select the size - I love you guys, but I don't have your shirt collar/sleeve measurements memorized, sry.

Stella: I'm gonna gang up on you both with Mom eventually, just because I DESERVE to be the cool aunt someday. Look at this face -- I would be the BEST Auntie Stells.

[matt-schue]

Matt: I’ll reply to all of this later but…

Matt:

Matt: 😔

Stella: You two are both weirdos, you know. Not me though. I am perfectly normal and lovely always. Twice on Sundays.

Stella: Pain's better this weekend -- it's healing up, just very, veeeeeery slowly. I'm not limping around like a grandma anymore, thank god.

Stella: Listen, I would not too ANY better with humidity than snow. So like, you two are NOT ALLOWED to up and leave me for Florida, I will RIOT.