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Jason: wow demon brat, the replacement was right about you.
Damian: ?
Jason: well earlier we were talking and he said the reason you're so aggressive is because you lack battle sense and never have a decent plan apart from 'stab and hope for the best'
Damian:
Damian: oh, Drake said that did he? well we'll see if he still thinks that after i've carefully destroyed his entire LIFE.
Dick and Jason, watching Damian angrily storm away to plot:
Dick to Jason: why the everloving FUCK would you do that?! Tim didn't say shit, and they JUST started getting along.
Jason: exactly, dipshit. do you even understand how terrifying it is when those two work together? do you really want the real 'worlds greatest detective' and B's demon brat 'blood son' to team up against everyone else? do you really want the two youngest to focus their sights on the two oldest? do you really want that, dickface!?
Dick:
Jason: remember last year, when they started bonding over that human trafficking case B paired them up on? they declared themselves 'besties' and almost took over half of Bludhaven before i paid Alfred to pit them against each other during monopoly
Dick:
Dick: oh my god you're right. they'll turn against us and we'll be dead by the end of the week.
Jason: exactly. it's our job as their elder brothers to make sure they don't get too chummy.
Dick: ...just don't tell Bruce.
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Poseidon Shatter the Ocean concept
maybe. maybe one day ill do a get in the water animatic
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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person
Justice League: !!!!
Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*
Green Arrow: Wait wha-
*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*
Green Arrow: … huh
Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?
Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes
Justice League: ?!?!?!
Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*
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Virgil glaring at Roman's coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY. Couldn't stay alive
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I know I pitched something similar a bit ago but I think I can phrase it better since apparently nobody knows what Schmigadoon! Is (An absolute tragedy people don’t ).
Monkie kid musical AU where the characters get trapped in a musical kinda like Teen beach movie ( and Schmigadoon!-). Magical artifact shenanigans , Shadowpeach keeps trying to shake off love songs and characters have different musical styles.
Opera Pigsy, Broadway Macaque, early 2000s-2010s pop for Mei, Moe gets one song like from an old talking animal Disney film ect ( subject to change).
Macaque has to keep trying to pretend he isn’t over the moon about the whole situation. Wukong wants to die. Red son keeps getting pissed that his inventing keeps getting turned into a musical montage. Bringing back LBD for a sick villain song backed up by mayor. MK and Mei have an annoying but extremely catchy bestie song they keep trying to make redson join. There’s an entire song about the tea making progress from Sandy.
More I haven’t thought about yet I just need to get do something and post this before I forget!
Edit: I know how messy this is my brain is scrambled rn
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Virgil: *Walks into the kitchen to see Logan eating at the table*
Virgil: “Well look at you, drowning your sorrows in apple slices and peanut butter - Don’t people usually do this with junk food?”
Logan: “I’m upset, but unhealthy food choices won’t get me what I want.”
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We are here today to say goodbye to Mumbo Jumbo, taken from us too soon. He was in the prime of his red life, ready to blow up everyone and everything on this server and then himself. Unfortunately he got the order a little wrong. RIP in pieces.
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joel was holding back all season, he's usually red really fast but he was the last of every color because he held back
and once the game said "make it wild" oh he went crazy he killed 3/4 of his final opponents
HE MADE IT WILD
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A bit harsh of an incorrect quote
Janus: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Virgil: Nope, absolutely not.
Roman: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through
Virgil: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Roman: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
Virgil: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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