#terrible ideas

[elentary]

Ehm, I think you are forgetting a shape that already exists...

This is a pasta shaped like a marker cap.

Barilla made that because a kid asked for that.

Italians, obviously, made all sorts of comments about it, commenting that possibly more than a football match (and most of them weren't wrong about that pasta being a bad idea).

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[wowwforever]

Mario Kart Idea : Baby Park 2

okay so my main idea was to create a track where you're constantly going into traffic.

basically you need to do this double figure 8 3 times, but in the mean-time you have to survive the intersections. item boxes will be placed on both sides of the circle, essentially reloading you before you go head-first into oncoming traffic.

this will be the worst mario kart course ever if made.

[inmymagnetoera]

Ok but like, imagine a fic where Thanos' blip also affected the X-men, Charles disappears and Erik decides to take over the school with the remaining X-men.

[bugbarians]

"What Have We Done"

Original Digital Art ©2024 Bug Barians Ltd., LLC

[hushedpresence]

The worst smut ideas

I'm writing smut and was trying to think of ways for P acquiring a dick to fuck you with. They're all weird and stupid, but the stupidest idea I had was P asking Venigni as a last resort because the man is a fucking mad genius. Venigni would oblige, excited about the prospect of a new and crazy puppet product. He owes him anyway. Experimentation time!

But instead of just a normal penis attachment, Venigni's like, "This one has an added vibration mechanism with 20 different vibrating settings!" and because it's his first puppet dick prototype, it sucks and sounds like a fuckin lawnmower when turned on because it vibrates so violently, not discreet at all.

He's got another that looks fairly innocuous, but there's a huge hole in the tip.

"It shoots out explosives in a pinch if your run out of legion magazines."

OR

"This one is ribbed for her pleasure" and it's the worst one yet. It's like the Pandemonium legion arm where it has those gross veiny dick tubes (you can't tell me that thing doesn't look like a bunch of throbbing veiny blue dicks on an arm) and it's like a bunch of those tubes twisted together that pulse and writhe.

"It can also shoot out acid in a pinch if you run out of legion magazines."

I've been laughing at these for like an hour. They're so bad.

[aromanticduck]

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[lost-but-with-coffee]

Acheron X Male Reader

• She leaves you for a woman.

[seijorhi]

Will u ever write a part two for Lion's den??🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oh nonnie, sweet nonnie

No. I know I said I might, but no. There are a few fics I dabble with the idea of writing more for, but lion’s den ranks pretty low on that list, and in general I wanna focus on exploring newer ideas and plots rather than going back and adding more to older stories

[caitlin-snow-leopard]

i woke up in the middle of the night last night, thinking about how there are no assassins animatics...and I had this weird urge to do an animatic of "The Ballad of Czolgosz" but for some reason with Squidward as Czolgosz and Mr. Krabs as McKinley...talk me out of this....

[rinwellisathing]

Lol not my dumb ass planning a horror comedy WWDITS inspired Curse of Strahd campaign but instead of the actual module as written, it's all pre-made character sheets and the story is Cazador gets invited to Strahd's birthday party but he hates him and doesn't want to go so he forces his Spawn to go in his place and then Astarion, Dalyria, Petras, Violet, Leon, Aurelia, and Yousen have to pretend to get along and function together because Cazador expects them to show up Strahd's spawn.

[0heartangel0]

I got bored, and it resulted in my brain getting ideas. Whether they are good or not is up to you.

Now I sweep...

[i-am-trans-gwender]

The existence of the Suicide Squad Isekai anime is so funny to me. They took a random DC comics property and made it into a random anime genre.

Marvel should do the same thing.

What if they made a Nick Fury harem anime?

[seanofbeankeep]

Dear scientists, why haven’t you made a Batstarion Tamagotchi combined with a blood sugar monitor (or if too weird maybe it just tells me my steps/heart rate during exercise darling…)

In fact imbed and combine the stuck Batstarion tamagotchi into a DnD vampire dating sim game. Where my Tav spawn is tired of ascended Astarions demands and is looking for new love with one of the many other powerful vampires in the realms. I can tell you now we’re making moves on Pwent lol me king

[vvyvernicus]

I am very tempted to write a fanfiction for Baldurs Gate 3 without having actually played the game myself.

And yes, it's because of Astarion.

Terrible idea?

[frogshunnedshadows]

Doc without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.

With apologies to @doctor-direst, Fatboy Slim, Christopher Walken, Bootsy Collins, and the estate of Frank Herbert.

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Bad Limbus Company idea: if the sinners do well on their missions, dante lets them pick out ONE toy from toys-r-us. most other sinners don't really care too much, but will still comply for don, sinclair, and outis's sake

Bad Limbus company idea #3

The mental image is extremely funny because Don Would right away go with it, Sinclair would get something out of pressure. Outis was the funniest mental image