#terrible bastard man

[shellem15]

One very fun thing about Asmodeus is that you can never be 100% sure about anything he says or does. Like, even when we know he's objectively false about something, there's still the question of whether he realizes what he's saying is a lie. Is he just making stuff up or does he actually believe his own bullshit? It's so hard to tell!

Personally, I think he's deluded himself into thinking the primes don't love him. His whole plot with Aeor is a convoluted way of "proving" this. He needs to prove this, he needs to be right, he cannot accept anything otherwise.

Because he's the god of lies. He is the god of lies and there's noone he lies to more than himself. And the greatest tragedy about him is that he is incapable of being honest about how much his siblings love him.

[numericalsstuff]

Hasn't drawn anything in months, first thing I managed is this Awful Bastard Pretty Man. Naturally.

[milk-crafting]

Modern AU Kal + hand and back refs uwu

[booigi-boi]

Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"

Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!

I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"

F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real

[chrliekclly]

horrible parents horrible women horrible yuri

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TF One Sentinel Prime

[hypersexualshanks]

uuuugh i just know shanks is whiny during sex. he'll have you riding him, his hand holding your hip in place (because heaven forbid he isn't touching you at all times) and he's a greedy, indulgent pirate of a man so he can't stand when you try to start slow. he'll be annoying about it too, aiming those big brown eyes up at you like he's the most pitiful thing in the world. "fuck, baby, you can't do this to me," and "don't tease me like this, darlin'" over and over until he final gets you to give in to what he wants, because he knows you can't resist him

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

That son of a fucking bitch.

He was a TEACHER.

He was supposed to help those kids. He was supposed to guide them. Keep them safe.

Lucy Frostblade, only 16 years old, was brutally murdered by people she’d trusted. She was left cold and alone under that tree to rot and be forgotten forever. And it was her fucking teacher that did it.

[triaelf9]

I haven't been able to watch a ton of animated things over the last few years for a multitude of reasons (reason 1 being they're VERY distracting while I work, but I jumped back on the TDP train today and HERE ARE SOME DOODLES.

Listen, Aaravos has no RIGHT being…that way with THAT character design and also being that terrible. Horrible little bastard man (affectionate). Anyway, these are the ones who jumped out to me after my watch through so, enjoy XD

It's been a long time, but wow, they really fit my style ahaha XD

[squeakadeeks]

you know what credit where credit is due. for whatever reason my soot sprite cosplay mustve triggered a tripwire on like ?? a hate group or something because they started flooding my posts with threats and harassment but instagram's notification system is so ass i literally just now found out about it after days because it doesnt show me comments on older posts. so theyve been posting guns, leaving suicide bait, sexual harassment and all that but IG wasnt showing me any of their comments in my notifications center so i only found out about it from someone sending me a DM about it

[an-egg-on-it]

One of the last pages in the Button House Archives is an email from Julian to Margot and it's actually kinda sad 😢

[cloudsofteeth]

Huhuhu~ some art from near the beginning of this year when I fell head over heels for Mean Bastard

(〃ω〃) my apologies

[assortedvillainvault]

Going back through your archive and having a delightful time, tbh .. I don't know if you're in a Darksiders mood ATM, but I love your chancellor stuff and rarely see content for him-- could you do a couple headcannons where he tries to be a secret admirer for the reader? I don't know why I get the vibe he would really lean into it as a way to express his feelings honestly, but NEVER reveal it was him (on purpose at least) because it's shameful/unprofessional? Seriously, I think he would rather die 🤣

A Chancellor ask?!? Blessed be!!! We are brothers in blood now you understand, hope in the night, simps of exclusive bad taste. I'm not kidding when I say seeing this ask made my afternoon, I hope you like this because I had a blast writing it.

SecretAdmirer!Chancellor x Reader

Aaah Chancellor. The most tsundere of all the bastards in the undying lands.

And you, human liaison to the afterlife, stationed on the Eternal Throne as if destined to be a pain in the neck.

He’s stalking the corridors, scowling at the continued deterioration of the floor (while he’s adept at jumping the enormous gaps in the floorboards, he’ll die again before anyone has to see him do it), and rounds the corner to see you stood like a beautiful statue, back to him.

In your hand, is a letter.

His nonexistent heartbeat lurches in what little remains of his chest, and he fights back the alien urge to either vomit or smile. Instead, he steels himself and sneers.

“If you are going to stand around gormlessly, must you stand in the middle of the hall?”

You snap around to face him, he can just barely make out the hint of a blush slowly fading down your cheeks in the gloom as your expressions twists from surprise to disgust.

You exaggeratedly step back and bow him down the enormous hall, features smarmed in condescension. “So sorry Chancellor, please feel free to carry on your Very Urgent way.”

He scoffs, resolutely ignores how his remaining intestines curdle excitedly at the fact you’re speaking to him, and makes sure to glare down his missing nose at just the right angle to accentuate your startling height difference.

He doesn’t move on. Why would he? Your spats are the highlight of his eternal grinding days.

“Hmph. Why are you loitering about in the Undercroft?” His eyes narrow at the letter, noting with glee how close you’re holding it. “I wasn’t aware Earth had recovered enough to start sending their filth between realms?”

“Oh fuck off-” SUCH a shame you had dropped all pretence of civility within three months of your station here, but he can’t deny your animated responses are shamefully addicting. “- this isn’t from Earth. Someone left it under my door.”

“Oh? Truly we need to pick up the pace then, if some lout has nothing better to do than slip chickenscratch under every door in the throne-”

“Not every door!” you snap, and he bites his tongue in delight. “...Just mine,” you mumble and oh, that blush… His fingers itch with the need to feel that warmth creeping under the skin of your neck...

But he has more self control than the other brutes on this ship. “So emotional over a letter? How gauche.” He turns what’s left of his lips up over his teeth. “Only a joker or a fool would deign to court you.”

He turns and strides off without another word. Leaving you speechless.

He is absolutely not running, how dare you.

To see you admire his little notes fills his ribcage with fluttering moths. He can barely scrape his brain together for another excruciatingly dull day at court knowing you smile so softly at the curl of his own handwriting, that you likely had found and kept every note he’s dropped off so far.

But by death itself, if you ever figure out it’s him, he’ll throw himself into the leviathan’s jaws before he ever admits he thinks so ardently of the only living thing on this ship. You cannot know. EVER.

His fingers are itching again. He must write you another tonight.

[feargender]

one of the largest comedies of the magnus archives, to me, is that the worst thing that’s ever happened to you in your life will happen to you, you go and give a statement, and then someone in a stuffy little basement office will throw up their hands and go “THE FUCKING BONE HANDS MAN AGAIN”, and add your statement to a similarly themed pile with frustration.

[sunsetzer]

Does anyone else get the impression that the whole point of Episode Ardyn was to reveal that the real villain of ffxv was Bahamut all along or is it just me

[mybrainproblems]

Stop making Wilson lame and boring challenge.

Let that man be horrible.