#terrible bastard man

[shellem15]

One very fun thing about Asmodeus is that you can never be 100% sure about anything he says or does. Like, even when we know he's objectively false about something, there's still the question of whether he realizes what he's saying is a lie. Is he just making stuff up or does he actually believe his own bullshit? It's so hard to tell!

Personally, I think he's deluded himself into thinking the primes don't love him. His whole plot with Aeor is a convoluted way of "proving" this. He needs to prove this, he needs to be right, he cannot accept anything otherwise.

Because he's the god of lies. He is the god of lies and there's noone he lies to more than himself. And the greatest tragedy about him is that he is incapable of being honest about how much his siblings love him.

[numericalsstuff]

Hasn't drawn anything in months, first thing I managed is this Awful Bastard Pretty Man. Naturally.

[molochka-koshka]

Modern AU Kal + hand and back refs uwu

[booigi-boi]

Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"

Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!

I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"

F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real

[chrliekclly]

horrible parents horrible women horrible yuri

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

That son of a fucking bitch.

He was a TEACHER.

He was supposed to help those kids. He was supposed to guide them. Keep them safe.

Lucy Frostblade, only 16 years old, was brutally murdered by people she’d trusted. She was left cold and alone under that tree to rot and be forgotten forever. And it was her fucking teacher that did it.

[triaelf9]

I haven't been able to watch a ton of animated things over the last few years for a multitude of reasons (reason 1 being they're VERY distracting while I work, but I jumped back on the TDP train today and HERE ARE SOME DOODLES.

Listen, Aaravos has no RIGHT being…that way with THAT character design and also being that terrible. Horrible little bastard man (affectionate). Anyway, these are the ones who jumped out to me after my watch through so, enjoy XD

It's been a long time, but wow, they really fit my style ahaha XD

[tswwwit]

familiar!au thoughts:

i've been mentally handwaving all of dipper's reincarnations having the same names, bc it would just be confusing to read, if they didn't (and bc tbh i feel like bill would just ignore it anyway, lmao. this is pine tree! that's all that matters. what, is bill supposed to remember whatever dumb new thing his mortal parents have named him every lifetime?)

HOWEVER, a funny alternative- do you think, after bill & dipper have gained enough notoriety for dipper to be recognized as a Big Heroic Demon Hunter, there's a sudden spike in people naming their kids "mason", and/or "dipper" becomes a new & notable given name?? are there magical families out there naming their baby boys mason or dipper, in the hope that they'll grow up to be powerful practitioners, or that they'll be especially resistant to demonic temptation? (lol. lmao, even.)

second: imagine familiar-verse's pop culture landscape once enough time has passed that bill & his mortal have passed into legend. 😭 what do you think it's like to be a teenager growing up in the Between Times, when there's mythologized history, daytime TV dramas, and bad historical romance novels about these two?

do you think there's like, tiktoks about how to tell if you're regaining past memories in dreams, of your time as bill's mortal? IG reels of kids who have Wildly misunderstood the situation, w/ captions like "13th bday, i think my birthmark is finally starting to come in?!! 🤯😱 #ChosenMortal #BeastWithOneEye #WelcomeBackDipper" and the comments are full of people going "bestie that is a rash, please go to the doctor 🙏😭"

Thank you for accepting my handwaving of Dipper's name in the reincarnations! A majority is of course the readability and understanding it's the same guy, but bit of it is 'I don't wanna come up with new names for each one'. I also agree with 'Mason' and 'Dipper' becoming much more common after Dipper's first life! Turns out he made quite the impression. That'll happen when you're a clever guy with the full power of Bill Cipher behind your spellcraft. God, though. The cultural phenomenon behind this weird Demon Bond. With how little information the public has on how things went down, imagine all the fictional interpretations. Dramas, of course. Soap operas, even! Horror movies! Tons of different versions of what happened! Of course there's tweens daydreaming about being next, it's a Pretty Cool Thing to happen to someone - if you don't know Bill very well. I will also take your rash story and invite another possibility - A Dipper who thinks he's totally gotten away scot-free from any involvement with Bill. After all, he doesn't have the birthmark.

Only to wake up one day, wash his face at the sink, and look up to see the damn birthmark plastered right on his forehead.

[squeakadeeks]

you know what credit where credit is due. for whatever reason my soot sprite cosplay mustve triggered a tripwire on like ?? a hate group or something because they started flooding my posts with threats and harassment but instagram's notification system is so ass i literally just now found out about it after days because it doesnt show me comments on older posts. so theyve been posting guns, leaving suicide bait, sexual harassment and all that but IG wasnt showing me any of their comments in my notifications center so i only found out about it from someone sending me a DM about it

[an-egg-on-it]

One of the last pages in the Button House Archives is an email from Julian to Margot and it's actually kinda sad 😢

[cloudsofteeth]

Huhuhu~ some art from near the beginning of this year when I fell head over heels for Mean Bastard

(〃ω〃) my apologies

[butwhatiftheywerecats]

"Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute that you all think you’re the heroes of this little adventure, but -- you’re not. You’re bandits. You’re the bad guys. And I... am the goddamn hero."

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

- Everyone’s favorite jackass.

- Generic tabby shorthair.

- Large, stocky- big chest, thin waist. Huge front paws.

- Notched right ear.

- Three clasps on mask (two on brow, one on chin). Mask works like a second skin, perfectly capable of movement + emoting

- Heterochromatic (blue/green)

- Harness usually has at least two guns/knives with it. Leg harness ft. shield- left arm has his wrist laser.

- Usually has at least a little blood on him.

A.I Jack:

- No real difference besides the fact that he’s a hologram now.

- Still an asshole

- Doesn’t emit a glow, but never shaded even in the dark.

- Despite being capable of hovering around, usually walks.

- Eyes glow yellow when controlling Rhys’s cybernetics/Hyperion tech.

Jack (unmasked):

- V-shaped scar begins at left corner of mouth, crosses the middle of his left eye, passes corner of right eye and stops at right corner of mouth.

- Scar glows a faint blue in dim light. Acts like a branding scar- hurts like a bitch.

- Left eye entirely blind, vision poor in right. Exposed teeth + gums on left side of mouth (not shown)

- Scruffy chin

- Never goes without mask (cybernetics within give him better vision + protect scar/damaged mouth and teeth).

[feargender]

one of the largest comedies of the magnus archives, to me, is that the worst thing that’s ever happened to you in your life will happen to you, you go and give a statement, and then someone in a stuffy little basement office will throw up their hands and go “THE FUCKING BONE HANDS MAN AGAIN”, and add your statement to a similarly themed pile with frustration.

[sunsetzer]

Does anyone else get the impression that the whole point of Episode Ardyn was to reveal that the real villain of ffxv was Bahamut all along or is it just me

[mybrainproblems]

Stop making Wilson lame and boring challenge.

Let that man be horrible.

[jackals-ships]

cannot sleep yet Again and having A Moments so marazhai is wrestling back control of the brain cell. doing this to him