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Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"
Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!
I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"
F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real
#starkid#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#he's literally such a terrible person yet here I am being his biggest fan#bastard but my bastard#my fucking goat man#goat man with a goat bro#part of the goat bros#I FUCKING CAN'T#can you tell I still have a fever lmao
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*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.
#all I can say is that tinky possesed me for a hot second#scientist need to research the grip this man has on the gays#I’m a full on lesbian yet I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#I’m going to fight tinky in a Sainsbury’s parking lot over him#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#tinky#t’noy karaxis#I would tag everyone but it would take me over the 30 tags-#so I’m just tagging the goat bros#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nmt#nmt2#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#the bastards box#team starkid#starkid#starkid fanart#fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#my art
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hey so ALL JESPER FAHEY ships are fucking ELITE ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💯💯💯🤑🤑
like i think bro deserves to get kissed by ALL THE CROWS like its what he deserves 😼 (including kuwei come at me if u think otherwise 😒)
#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#jesper fahey#wesper#kaz x jesper#inej x jesper#nina x jesper#matthias x jesper#kuwei x jesper#JESPER YOU THE GOAT 🤑#he's just awesome like that like actually#like bro is so cool that any ships with him is so flipping amazing???#like this man has his way !!!#anwyays gn gng
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KINGER LORE KINGER LORE ! ♟️
#the amazing digital circus#man i wasnt expecting the feels#also kingers VA is so goated bro he did SUCH a good job in this episode
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GUYS I WAS WATCHING A OLD COMP OF LIKE LINDA MONROE SCENES WHICH CAUSED ME TO THINK ABOUT WHO EVERYONE IN LINE WAS TRYING TO GET A WIGGLY FOR AND DO YOU THINK HOMELESS MAN'S WAS GOING TO BE FOR PETEY ?????
#starkid#black friday#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#IM GOING INSANE#THE WAY THAT PETER EXISTING AND BEING TEDS BROTHER MADE ME ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT TED#AND NOW IM ABOUT TO CRY THINKING ABOUT HOW EVEN WHEN HES THE HOMELESS MAN HE STILL CARES FOR PETE AND WANTED TO GET HIM A CHRISTMAS GIFT#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#homeless man#goat bros#is that the name for them ?#i gotta be honest i havent really been in the starkid fandom space since 2020 LOL
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I know this anime only canon but rin should have mauled shiratori reiji for driving a fucking truck through the side of his house
#Rin is too nice he should be meaner#'Aw man I'm glad you're okay!' RIN HE TRIED TO KILL YOU AND HE TOOK OUT ONE OF THE WALLS OF YOUR HOUSE!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!#I bet his parents paid for that#Yukio gets home in the morning to find 1/4 of the walls gone#And that's somehow the least of everyone's worries cuz Shiro just died#Crazy night for the South Cross Catholic Boys monastery#I'm kinda sad that shiratori is still possessed by astaroth I wanted him to come back in the timeskip#Bro imagine paku godaiin shiratori team up? Straight goated#Blue exorcist#Ao no exorcist#Rin okumura#Shiratori reiji
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I'm the warden and YOU'RE a criminal!!! 💅✨
#posts#superjail#been ITCHING to draw bro oml what a guy#mentally insane (possibly traumatized?) man child my beloved#the warden superjail#superjail!#superjail fanart#the warden#my art#like seriously guys he is so <3333#he's stupid he's smart he's deviously murderous#also homies and moots go watch superjail#the animation is actually so fucking goated you'll never believe#and the characters arghhh so good i love them#wish the episodes were longer and the seasons were longer so i can watch them forever and ever#(massive warning for gore tho. like blood and shit -- not for faint of heart)
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i forgot how much the dgm openings were such bops???????
#dgm#bro gekidou??????#pride of tomorrow and also doubt and trust????#innocent sorrow UGHHH#staphhh they were so goated#d gray man#and also also changin#and bright down ughh
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Goat bros, the guys 🐐
Ted Spankoffski, smoke club graduate
#i rewatched tgwdlm and now that scene where Ted tells Bill that his daughter's dead makes me feel like extra sad cuz the dude fuckn lost his#brother#i didn't realize there was a character limit#whoops#i think he's trying to protect Bill in some way but just doesn't care enough to push for it#he really is just a dick abt eveything#he's perfect#and now the tags#ted spankoffski#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#peter spankoffski#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#omg i didn't even talk abt this nerd#fuckn joey richter with long hair makes me feel things#damn that man is cute...#and i love Pete sm#and now i know they're brothers and therefore can be used for ANGST#goat bros#hatchetfield#🪱
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he's here,,
#i thought he was only summonable against yharnam !!#which means... only one left to encounter is the man himself... gremia............#also WHAT A GOAT ?? RARE VIABLE SUMMON MOMENT JFOHYODJG BRO CARRIED LIKE HE CARRIES HIS WHEEL#pyro games#j'avais espoir qu'ils trouvent une trad stylée du genre 'le régicide' mais naaan pffffff
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Goat bros 🐐💛 (literally)
Pete smells like toffee and Ted smells like turpentine
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#the guy who didn’t like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#spankoffski bros#goat bros#goat man and his goat bro 🐐💛#this is a redraw if you remember the original then you get to pet the goat 🐐#my art#art#art post#digital#digital art#fan art#fanart#sketch#drawing#furry?#tgwdlm#npmd
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like it wasn't even good
#this season felt soooo weird and disconnected#and a baby storyline for sarah?? out of WHERE#kie did absolutely nothing this season so that's nothing new i guess#we still know pretty much nothing about cleo#uhhh jj's dad is not his dad and he got killed by his real dad??#that they wasted like 3 episodes in that kinda led nowhere lmao#john b felt like a big nobody too like bro what are u doing. or not doing ig#pope my man u are the goat#love the parallel that he went to jail for jj like jj did for him before#sorry he slowly lost his entire future that he wanted for whatever this is they all got#going after groff for revenge?? okay man u do u#i dont think i'm gonna watch that shit when it comes out#at least its gonna be the last season#obx#outer banks#obx season 4#obx s4#obx spoilers#outer banks season 4#that's all my opinion btw
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so happy everyone is finally appreciating mcsm after the movie trailer. jesse deserves their damn flowers man way better protag than whatever whitewashed steve got goin on
#like he dont even look like steve tbh#like itd be one thing if he just looked like what if steve was white but he doesnt even look like steve#bad hair bad beard#how tf u mess up a blue tshirt man#anyways this why jesse my goat#everyone laughs at the ruben porkchop scene but i guarantee that its 100x more emotionally moving than anything the movie attempts lol#whyyyy are u making a mc movie and trying to round everything out and make it hd bro#thats not minecrafttttt just make a different movie if u dont want to make minecraftttt its a very distinct visual u cant just not do it#then call it minecraft#not my minecraft movie smh
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Adding this to my vocabulary
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AUGH SHADOW KANJIIIIII. DAMN. aaaauuuuuuuuuu. that very nearly made me tear up fr. his desperate pleas for acceptance….. fuck man.
#KANJIIIIIII. YOURE SO FUCKING STRONG. MAN!!! AUGH. kanji is the fucking best. THE GOAT.#rambles#p4g posting#also. yosuke. man.#the way he’s like genuinely empathetic but also clams up so badly whenever anything brushes up against his own insecurities…#bro just shut UPPPPPP#(guy who likes yosuke voice) this guy sucks. let’s kill him
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lightly melancholic abt the twenty one pilots album bc i don't think im going to like it, i don't think it's for me and there's a kind of sadness to that but also do i really care about pop music made by a guy who drops two verses of symbolism that pique my interest only to follow it up with lyrics abt "vibes" and The Youngsters™
#soda.txt#scaled and icy in general was Not for me but the outside is just. man. that sucks bro#instrumentally it's cool the megalodon shit is fun but everything else is just So Fucking Generic it drives me up the walls#and the moment that hit me after i had listened to older top i realised it really is music for. well. kids and teens isn't it#the themes and all are served to you on a silver platter and you don't have to think about it too hard#which is fine but it is not for me at all anymore#and it sucks bc there Are lines i like verses that still hit#but they're surrounded by like. fridge magnets spelling out feelings for you#the lack of subtlety is what gets to me i suppose#the mountain goats really have spoiled me haven't they#sorry for music posting twice in the same year i don't imagine it'll happen again
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