#teletraan

[thenamesblurrito]

been dreaming up a different fan canon lately so have the first iteration of some not-at-all creepy avatars used by a mad copy of Teletraan X. look, these bodies can even smile! surely you aren't unsettled, right? :))))

[bonusdragons]

April 5, 2024:

Pear Primary, Imperial, Marbled.

MuLong of Teletraan's clan!

[pininiu]

BREAK TIME ARRIVED, used what little free time I have from the real world to do this cuz the jazz mecha pilot AU by @keferon ate me since its conception

I wanted to make a little something ever since I read the Blurr side story while waiting for the 2nd chapter and then I just saw it drop so now I’ll be reading it on the side (I’m not emotionally prepared yet)

and some extra sketches I made

Art block be damned even if it sucks, don’t mind the obvious way my brain was degrading

Magazine is roughly based on F1 Magazine formatting, 2nd one is based on the Transformers Spotlights comic featuring Blurr

[fantasist-art]

What’s the status, Arcee?

[transformers-synergize]

o i jus remembered ive been wanting to ask this to someone for a while, and you'll prolly have some really cool answer w/ your iteration What is Teletraan-one? Is it an AI (specialised/generalised/non-sentient, whatever)? another mech thats just. in the screen? is it the ship itself or is it an add-on? is there more than one Teletraan?

teletraan 1 is here to help

[mychlapci]

Teletraan-1 tying down and fucking red alert in his chair while filling every single one of his security screens with recordings Teletraan took over the years of bots fucking. It’s cables are so deep red doesn’t even realize he’s not actually watching the cameras, he’s just to lost in the sauce

Red Alert and Teletraan getting freaky.... hrgh. Red Alert gets to watch hours of disgusting recordings of his comrades fucking relentlessly, pussy wet and legs trembling, optics completely unfocused and hazy, not even registering the screen anymore. Teletraan 1 is so excited to finally have a warm hole to stick its probes into that it doesn't stop fucking him even once Red Alert passes out, making his limp, pliant frame cum a few more times before it's fully sated...

hrghh what if this made Teletraan an even bigger horn dog though. It had a taste of some real action and now it won't get its cables off of Red Alert, not even other bots are in the room... Poor guy has to keep swatting at Teletraan's probes before they can slither into his panels in front of his comrades. good thing he's so vigilant.

[ojamayellow]

Transformers Funnies [CBV Style]

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / ?

[onyxstic]

One day, I took a shower, and in that shower, I thought: “lmao imagine if I combined transformers and toh”

Sigh..

!click for better quality!

And some quick sketches/concepts for more stuff

Should I design more for the other toh characters is the real question

[floofyfungi]

Summary:

Sari's safety is of utmost importance. Now that she is permanently living with the Autobots, Prowl adds to the base's defenses. These new additions are designed to keep Sari safe from both the Decepticons and nefarious organics. But magic is a fickle thing, and a single mistake may put the Autobots in grave danger.

Meanwhile, Sari has far more important things to worry about than safety. Her school is awarding a mysterious prize to whoever gets first place in the New Year festival. She and Raf join forces, because like hell are they going to let Vince win.

[the-mang0tree]

i need t o put wheatley portal 2 in transformers

[churino]

Design for mainframe pushbutton and t-ai

Teletraan 1 and his daughter

Although mainframe can't speak, they're the ones who've been telling the stories of the early autobots to the new generation, with push button acting as an interpreter

They've been here the whole time we just didn't see them because you don't get a lot of action when you do your best work behind a keyboard

Mainframe is a close personal friend of jazz and is stationed aboard the apex bomber as the ship's computer, inaccurately refered to as teletron 1. born with a cognitive error, mainframe's hardware is incompatible with the speech synthesis software that the rest of the autobots use, meaning he's mute, and comunicates in his own way, usually with another bot acting as an interpreter.

Although living with a disability isn't easy, mainframe wouldn't trade his experiences for anything, as the life he's lived, unable to express himself verbally has given him a unique perspective which allowed him to excel in places others could not, mainframe is a genius programmer smart enough to improve even vector sigma's programs, he believes that struggles create strong people which is not very autobot of him,

Not fully convinced of the autobot cause, having enjoyed working on the skirts of their territory with jazz for many years, the computer gets a little sassy when it's time for optimus prime to do his taxes not trusting authority, which contrasts push button who would like nothing more than to go into battle with their leader but is stuck working for mainframe who pays a pretty penny to keep her around and keep an eye on his computer screen

The computer in question is teletraan 1

Teletraan is the operating system transformer's brains run on, created by vector sigma. Just because something is standard doesn't mean it can't be improved, t-ai, named after the "transformer artificial intelligence" OS made by mainframe that she runs on, is intended to be the first to benefit from a new teletraan for the modern day but her fast processing speeds makes her frustated when other bots can't think as fast as she does

[lunalunawillow]

Just watched the second half of Battle for Cybertron and I have thought... again

Spoilery thoughts under the cut

DRIFT???? Wow this was definitely a surprise

How can this rando suddenly go traitor and be important

Also Hot Rod got Marcy'd, would be sad about his supposed death as if the next episode's thumbnail didn't spoil that he is okay though with a black coat of paint

Am I the only one who felt the lack of a soundtrack on a good chunk of these episodes?

Shocked that Strascream didn't return, thought he was gonna show up in the middle of the battle and be like "HEY BITCHES" and become the main threat; although that means he's still out there planning an even greater comeback than expected...

But not Windblade's battle with Bludgeon! She's such a queen.

And idk if it's me that was dumb and watched the whole thing in two halves even though it's supposed to be watched in it's entirety but am I the only one who felt some of the events of the second half were paced weird and felt a little bit... anticlimactic? Idk they (at least on first watch on an unintended form) felt weirdly paced and honestly some didn't hit much (like Drift's traitor reveal)

Edit to last point: Rewatched the episode in it's extended & intended form (as a special) and yeah it was definitely that. The moments hit much harder!

Also forgot to mention... Teletraan X is here forever now YES

Also there were a lot of deaths huh?

(Probably) Drift

Bludgeon

Shockwave surprisingly with an asspull device

And... and...

...

[transformersslutt]

Watching Transformers G1 Part 730

Bee: Can you figure out which one is real Teletraan I?

Teletraan I: No fucking clue buddy

Ok but for real, this is one of those episodes that would be interesting if sparks were a thing in this continuity. Because surprise surprise, in G1 sparks weren't a concept yet; it was reconned in later after Beast Wars. And neither was the matrix at this point in the series. So the Optimus clone is a literal not-alive copy of Optimus

Thus, if there were sparks in this series at this point and/or there was a matrix, Megatron would have to figure out how to get around that with some potential identity crisis on the Optimus clone's end if the solution was to literally just give him a spark

But that's not the case here so y'all just get to wonder what makes the Cybertronians alive in the first place

[mamachez-it]

When your daughter single handedly raises the phone bill

[chaotic-tired-bastard]

for @spies-and-coffee and everyone else who wished to see Fang forgetting that he's not a lap dragon anymore!

[transformers-synergize]

re-did my ark concept for my continuity

Wanted the ark to play more into my lore of making Cybertornians more alien and buglike.

also teletraan1