#technoblade headcannon

[luna-writes-shit]

uhm uhm uhhhh uhm

*throws c!character headcannons at you*

Also ask me about my golden duo au

Please

PLEASEEEE

[spase2axolotl]

How they met :]

-next-

[sprainedankleproductions]

I see your "c!Techno is c!Phil's son/c!Wilbur and c!Tommy's brother" headcannons, but I raise you my "c!Techno and c!Phil grew up together" headcannon.

[st4rducki]

POV: You and your bestie are trying to convince your friends adoptive dad friend that killing orphans are a thing good (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[itslouisan]

Time to have C!Techno headcannons!!!

Heyo, seems like finally I reached my 2nd favorite cc ever! I think techno's character is REALLY interesting, with great writing and details and I can definitely add some hc of my own in there, so without further ado, let's go!

(btw @syndicatedsystem you might like some of my headcannons involving Jschlatt and Techno I talk about here so yeah! Also feel free to discuss em' with me or make asks abt it, hell your blog inspires me a lot)

(I lost the name of the artist if anyone knows please tell me)

• Techno has some braids in his hair, the longer, the more he values the person

Longest: Philza, it's braided with gold details

2nd longest: Ranboo, has a amethyst crystal for purple

Mid-term: Wilbur, he braided it in consideration of a battle friend and some good times with Will, he doesn't hate or likes Wilbur, but still can't deny they do have a connection

Shortest: Tommy.

• Techno prepared a space in the cabin for Tommy in case some day, his demons and the hell he was looking for, finally was found, he'd welcome Tommy with open arms, since he'd view that the kid suffered enough and had the time to change and face any consequences he'd need to face, the space is safe, always available, but, he'd never tell Tommy that, he keeps it hidden, he's not ready to be vulnerable to the demon child again and openly say Tommy could count on him, not until Tommy makes the first step.

• Keeps the pickaxe that blinded Quackity as a trophy, this and keeps all weapons from powerful enemies with him as a reminder of a great battle he won once again

• Likes to write poetry about people and events, he'd never give them to the person, but keep it in a dusty small box in his room in the attic of the cabin

• OKAY, LET'S ALL AGREE TECHNO IS ARO/ACE? GOOD.

• Techno was friends with Jschlatt before everything went to hell, they liked to talk about random bs while watching the fire crack at night and drink some cheap booze for Jschlatt and coffee for Techno

• I view Techno also having some boar traits, so yeah territorial as FUCK don't mess with his stuff or house, also he chases pray like crazy and can eat almost anything without a problem due to that

• Doesn't CARE for alcohol, just doesn't like the idea of having a hangover afterwards since he'd be unable to fight the next day

• Would gossip with Jschlatt, Tommy and the syndicate like, ABOUT EVERYTHING, I imagine him and Jschlatt favorite hobby is shit talking people they hate

• Techno being aro/ace also means if you flirt with him, he'll just stare at your soul and bully the shit out of you, sometimes calls Phil and/or Jschlatt to roast the shit out of the person, also WILL defend himself from any creeps and defend his friends from ANY strange people since for him touch is STRICTLY a death sentence and something that takes time

• Techno smokes when stressed or in the syndicate room, making Phil always carry an extra lighter for him just in case, the 2 used to be smoking buddies before Phil quit when he adopted Chayanne and Tallulah

• Techno in the QSMP is an entity, a god watching above everyone but never leaving Phil side and the eggs side, sometimes he'd talk to Tallulah directly, or influence Phil like a voice in his head to do the right thing in his vision or appear to Chayanne in his dreams to have a chat

• Can and will drink blood from the enemies

• Loves to talk about skulls and anatomy of the body in general, a dark fact, due to respect to Jschlatt, after he died (not considering revival, I view revival as either the decomposed body coming back to life in a LESS but STILL fucked up state or a kind of new body that is the users body in the afterlife coming to the alive realm, if you guys want, I can make a post about this) picked and kept Jschlatt sheep skull, with horns and everything

(art by sadist)

• Would talk about historical wars and battles with his own analysis and commentaries on it, making a great history teacher

• totally collects greek mythology stuff, books, items, anything.

• Has a couple of tattoos but one that is pretty badass is a wither skull with red smoke on his ribs in the right, a tattoo of a emerald in the inside of his left wrist, a tattoo of a squid with a fork on it's head in reference to the potato war on his right wrist really tiny and "everything starts with blood" and "the voices demand blood" written in his tights

• My boy 100% has piercings due to piglin culture, around 75% of them being made of gold

[metrixnos]

i LOVE your Technoblade design!!

May I ask what inspired it? :3

Thank you! :] i love it too heh

I think what inspired the white hair thing was someone mentioning once that Techno died for a second during the execution. I had liked the idea that the anvil did a lot of damage and not all the bone and original material could be put back but the magic had to bring him back regardless of that fact. I also kinda liked thinking the totem's gold gave him a little extra luck along the way since it's now a part of him. Everything else though was either some kind of projection onto him lmao like his appearance but some other things kinda came from my love of other things like dnd or history and little things like that. I just really love Technoblade what can I say I put a lot of me into his character design

[redraven393]

so I have this AU Idea about Tallulah being a new member of the Blood God cult after being convinced by the Voices that linger on to keep an eye on Phil.

Tallulah was fed up with being the most vulnerable one on the island and then decided to reach out to the Voices in hopes of gaining strength and power to protect herself and her family.

Tallulah knows about the Voices and the Blood God from the bedtime stories that Phil likes to tell them

I want to expand on it so bad cause Tallulah has so much potential for Angst ya now, I was afraid to do it cause it might not make sense for her own characterization

but, looking at the vods rn I think it might work. __________

I remember Tallulah being so weak back then that Phil always told her to run while telling Chayanne to fight, while on their Big Adventure, Phil always made sure to have her in his sight, and Tallulah herself woulda always stay by him most of the time.

but now Tallulah can hold herself easily against many dangers, when mobs were surrounding her Phil let her handle the hoards of enemies herself and then congratulated her for her victory. She now often wondered on her own and Phil was okay with letting her out of his sight.

something changed, maybe it was the first kidnapping, maybe the time they spent away in Egg Islan, or maybe it was all of it.

but something most definitely did.

Tallulah is no longer that young and fragile little girl.

Phil just thinks that this is a part of her growing up

but what if it's not only just that? it has been a while since the Voices demanded and pestered him about giving his son to the Blood God's teachings.

maybe they have given up?

or maybe they have a new target they want to pursue?

maybe they already have what they want

[renthedevil]

yuh made a thing

(dunno if the video will actually show up on desktop or not lmao)

[ihaztea1]

TWAMT Love Languages part 2!

Technoblade: Acts of Service and Quality Time. He grew up in a society that vauled what you bring to the Tribe and that lead him to see serving others as a form of love. If someone is struggling, he'll go around behind them and clean the public parts of their den (kitchen, living room, dining room, basically everywhere but the bedrooms) or leave food in their fridge or fix that annoying little thing that they just haven't had time to get around to. It doesn't even matter if they notice. Sometimes he preferes that they don't, that they never know who helped them. After being adopted by Theseus, he found he enjoyed simply being around him. When Theseus took the time to sit down with him in the evenings, asking nothing of him and still giving him that warm smile, Techno thought he'd found the true form of love. He'll silently follow Theseus around during the man's chores, careful not to spook the animals, just so he can hopefully show Theseus the same kind of love.

(Theseus knows, and in the quite and the dark, he remebers a cozy cabin in a frozen wasteland hemmed in by a dark forest and cries for what could have been.)

[thatdepressedturtle]

for me and i will tag so people in fandoms can see it too!

cause some of those people are dehydrated as fu-

love them though. I love them all.

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[fr-likes-chocolate]

My sibling headcannon has started to grow…

So it starts with the OG 5, Philza Martyn Pearl Jimmy Grian. They are all biological siblings.

Then one day Phil stumbles across Technoblade, and they become instant best friends, then they become brothers in arms. Techno slowly worms himself into the family and everyone is glad to have him.

Then during empires season one, Jimmy gets close to Lizzie. Pearl agrees that Lizzie is sister material, and after speaking to the other siblings they agree to make her their sister.

Joel is now brother in law whether he likes it or not.

One day False decides to follow Grian and Pearl off the server to a meetup with Martyn and Jimmy. That was her mistake because they almost immediately assimilated her into the family.

Eventually Techno and Phil bring along Tommy to one of the family events (there's no way in hell they are leaving Tommy with a certain green bastard whaile they are gone) Tommy just slowly charms the other siblings and they ask to have him come for the next family event.

Evbo is also there. No one invited him, no one knows how he got in. He is just simply there and no one had the heart to kick him out.

At this point in time the family consists of: Philza, Martyn, Technoblade, Grian, False, Tommy, Pearl, Evbo, Jimmy, Lizzie, and brother in law Joel.

Half of the family isn't related by blood and I havent even talked about kids and only mentioned Joel for spouses

[loveaurapearl]

First Out (Wild Life Spoilers)

Hey guys, I'm still reeling from Wild Life's first permadeath, and it had me thinking.

Mumbo wasn't supposed to be the first out. It was meant to be Scar. The winner of Secret Life was meant to be the first to die.

What lead me to think that?

First, the Secret Keeper wanted Scar to be the villain and in my head, I don't think it was because they wanted Scar to win. Sure, in the life series, it's kill or be killed, but you need alliances to make sure you don't die first. You can't fight an army alone if your name isn't Technoblade. So by making Scar the villain and trying to make everyone hate him, the Secret keeper was trying to get him killed early. Sure, they didn't want him out first since the Canary Curse was still activated, but still they wanted him out early. But that didn't happen. Scar managed to wriggle his way through the other teams so their eyes were on other people and not him.

Now why did they want Scar to be the villain? Because he was a thorn in their side since the first session. He failed his first task and then got Grian, the guy they hate and the ruler of Life series games, to make a loophole so he could get a re-roll, messing up their order of plans and accidentally giving Scar a really easy 'HARD TASK'. (Anyway, that's my headcannon on why Scar's Hard Task was so much easier than any of the other hard tasks we saw later in the season.) Scar used Mumbo's task to bribe him so he looked the other way so Scar could easily complete his task. Scar got Bdubs killed even though he was Green and he found a loophole in their task so there would be two winners in the Chicken game. He distracted the Wither for so long that it made everyone gather up and defeat it and the Warden with the only casualties being Jimmy, Mumbo, Grian trading his life for Scar's, and an accidental death of BigB on Scar's end. Grian cheated to spare Scar's life by allowing him to log off then log back in. And Lizzie managed to break the curse on Jimmy, allowing Jimmy to not go out first. So the Watchers turned their heads to Scar, the watcher's favorite, and decided that the only way to hurt Grian was to hurt Scar. And while their plans work on making Scar the villain, it worked too well. Scar wasn't just going easy and he won. Sure, Grian helped him a bit with bringing Gem and the Scotts' health low, but it was all Scar's skills that got him the title of winner.

Wild Life was meant to be the Watcher's revenge on Scar. After all, they allowed him to be paired up with Jimmy and Lizzie. Scott said it himself that their teaming up would mean they would be out of the series the fastest. And while the Watchers hate Scott, they realize he was right. So to try and restore order, they decide to let Scar have friends and then kill him so fast that he couldn't even be allowed to enjoy it. And session 3 was when the Watchers struck. They were so close to Scar losing his final life thanks to the invisible Snail trap that Martyn used. Martyn, an agent of the Watchers who they had been using for years and who was the winner of Limited Life because of their will. Sure, it meant the Canary Curse would be broken, but they didn't care. Scar would be gone and his team would be in ruins. They were so close too. The snail almost ended Scar's series. But then Grian, who had been avoiding Scar for so long and was trying to deny his feelings towards him, stopped the world and ended the Session early before Scar could die. Grian ended the game early for Scar again, and they weren't happy.

The one guy they wanted dead was now alive all thanks to Grian. It made them extra mad because it meant Scar now had a chance to not only live but thrive. They knew that if they didn't get him with snail now, they wouldn't know when Scar would be out next. And that's what Scar did. Scar not only got back to Green by killing Etho and Grian, but he managed to help the Canary regain his lives even after Martyn accidentally killed him with Jimmy's own trap by using Grian's own trap against him. And it was all thanks to Grian.

So the Watchers were glad to hear Grian vow his revenge against Scar and Jimmy, it meant that Grian was now on their side. They were so sure the Canary Curse would continue and Scar would be dead soon. And it at first worked, Grian got Scar on Yellow due to his admin 'Watcher' powers and it seemed like things were going well. But then Scar called out Grian for cheating. For using his Admin/Watcher powers against a player and this snapped Grian out of their trance. For all of Wild life, Grian had been using his Admin/Watcher powers more and more. At first, it was harmless, he knew all the Wild Cards. It would be impossible for the game to happen if Grian did not know the Wild Cards and Grian refused to simply just watch the games like the Watchers originally planned. But then Grian began using his Admin/Watcher powers more and more. Threatening to use his powers to ban people and using his powers to have an edge over the other players. He was becoming more and more like the Watchers he hated.

But then Scar called Grian out. Scar, the only one who could get to Grian, saw what Grian was doing, saw that it was unfair to the other players, especially him, and called Grian out for cheating. And it gets to Grian. At first, Grian tries to brush it off as them just being even. After all, Scar did the first underhanded shot by shooting him off the Bridge of the Spanners' headquarters, so it was only fair that Grian got him back. But the more and more he thought about it, the more it bugged him. He tried to ignore it. Try and push it to the back of his mind, but he couldn't. And Grian realizes he made a mistake. That he abused his Watcher powers and was becoming more like them. So to try and make amends, he gives Scar the mace. But of course, it wasn't that simple. Scar didn't care that much about the mace. What he truly, truly wanted was to have Grian back. To end their fighting and to be Best Friends again. To be like Third life again.

And it brings Grian back to his humanity. It made him remember the good memories and that he doesn't have to be like the Watchers. And to hear Scar say 'What happened in Third life?', it softens Grian and they become Allies. Whether or not Scar remembers what happened in Third Life, it doesn't matter since Grian fully believes Scar doesn't remember anything about Third life except for Mr. Bubbles, Pizza and their friendship. (To be honest, I have no idea how genuine Scar was when he asked about what happened in Third Life. On one hand, he sounds like he means it. It doesn't sound like he's lying. But on the other hand, Scar is a master liar, and he remembers the Lilacs and Poppies like it was yesterday. So it's up to interpretation.)

However, Grian still wants to save Mumbo and Skizz. He still wants Jimmy dead, so there was still a chance that at least the Canary Curse could continue. Sure, Jimmy prayed to the Watchers to be spared, but the Watchers don't care, they just used his wishes to make sure Tango wasn't out first.

But... Mumbo didn't want Jimmy to die first. Mumbo wasn't a heartless fellow to a fellow struggling red life and thanks to Scar, Grian allowed Mumbo to spare his life. However, we all know what happened next. Mumbo, not checking if everything was secure, not checking if everything was safe, not seeing the warning signs that the mine was dangerous, saw Gem moving away from Jimmy and trying to get a life back activates the TNT minecart track. And... with one lever left active, Mumbo dies in a firey explosion. Grian, not looking at Mumbo, only hears an explosion as Tango's wind burst thrusting him into the air and saving his life, and is left paralyzed as he sees his friend's burnt corpse. And in the first time in forever, Grian is allowed to grieve. And the world stops and pitied Grian. Grian, who was seen as the source of all the lifer's suffering and a villain who must be slain for all of Wild Life, was pitted and was finally seen for who he was, human. Sure, Grian was close to being like the Watchers. Much closer than he ever had been before. But thanks to Grian protecting Scar in Session 3 and preventing Scar's final death, Grian was saved from himself and the Watchers. It was thanks to Scar and their friendship that saved Grian but at the cost of Mumbo's life.

Mumbo, poor Mumbo, only wanted Grian to look at him like he did to Scar. Mumbo who wanted Grian to love him like he did Scar. Mumbo who wanted Grian to save him like Scar. But it was too late. Mumbo wasn't a fighter and unfortunately, there are some things not even Watchers can protect you from. Only when it was too late, did Grian finally look at Mumbo like he did with Scar. Just like Third life...

[by-speaker]

I forgot I had Tumblr

Here's a drawing of my official design for the Death and Life affairs committee + some headcannons (Catita is my egg OC you are going to see a lot of her)

✦ Missa is life represented on Earth, he is cursed, he can't stop dying again and again, it doesn't matter how hard he tries to stay alive he would die, and come back to life again

✦ Philza is death represented on Earth, he is cursed with life, he can't die, he is cursed with immortality.

✦ Phillip is Life, he is literally the god of life, he chose Missa as his angel.

✦ Kristin is Death, she is the goddess of death, she chose Philza as her angel.

✦ Life and death had a little competition of who could break the others' angel first, unfortunately, someone, put them together and they liked each other.

✦ Technoblade and Tommy are both fallen gods.

✦ Techno is known as the blood god, but he is the god of war.

✦ Tommy is the god of chaos and mischief.

✦ Tallulah is a witch under the goddess of death, she isn't a reaper like Missa, she paints her face like that.

✦ Chayanne is still a warrior, but he is more of a punk, he against the system.

✦ Catita is a "gift" that Phillip gave to Missa and Philza, after he met the couple in person.

[space-bugcat]

Headcanons

Phil is a simple man so all his clothes are usually just casual stuff, easy to move and to work.

The only formal clothes he had is those from when he was ruling over the Antarctic Empire ( super fancy clothes yes yes ) and they were mostly military clothes ( all of them are personally picked by Techno btw cuz Phil is an old man with no taste lol ).

Phil has to dig through his old stuff box he shoves in a closet to find the clothes for the wedding. Chayanne and Tallulah were the judges, let's say, Phil has to change so many times he regretted he didn't do it when the kids were asleep.

I reaaallly want Phil’s past lore to come up in the QSMP lore bc like imagine them all finding out he took over the world with his anarchist bff and ran an empire. Or how he’s MARRIED TO DEATH. Like imagine!

(I kinda want him to tell Forever like sorry dude I’m married to Death lol)

[1donoow]

CONTENT CREATOR FANFICS REC Pt.1

[Fanfics i've read]

edited

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♡ - smut

Mostly fluff

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Ranboo

Technoblade

Tommyinnit

Quackity

Jschlatt

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@mcyt-peach - getting attention from author!reader

- playing fnaf security breach with them

- late night shopping

@peacheskimi - headcannon

@mothra-mcyt - reacting to young reader getting a weirdchamp donos

- reacting to reader sleeping with a stuffed animal

- reaction to reader who loves space and stars

@chippedaxe - demon mcyt hc (demon!mcyt)

@peppermin - favorite cuddle position

@rae-writes - ___ (platonic adult!reader)

- parental smp pt.1 pt.2

@god1ngs - petnames

@dsmpxreaderstuff - affectionate reader

@smol-cherry - dsmp w/ injured s/o

@lvyu - and we're live!

@basilly - lockscreen (feral boys + wilbur)

@the-emptied-brain-contents - how dsmp members would react to finally meeting you in person

@bozowrites - baby meets viewers pt 3

@beewastaken - internet brothers (Cc!benchtrio x younger!reader)

@dreamholic - wiping off their kisses

@satansmanger - kissing them while they're streaming

@akasuki - reacting to their s/o wearing their hoddie

@wrenqueenisboss - Chaos Is Not "Pog" (bench trio x older sibling!reader)

@kzuhasluvr - Tubbo + Tommyinnit with a skilled game developer sibling

@1sapnapsimp - walking in while their streaming/recording a video (platonic!bench trio)

@applekoshi - you are so gorgeous (cc! benchtrio)

@dsmpxreaderstuff - Reader losing/breaking their glasses

@crystalcow - oh sister of mine

@fandomlit - flirting 101

@etheriaaly - surprise, surprise

@wrenqueenisboss - bee hybrid!reader(3/4)

@beeindaclouds - C!DSMP reacting to Butterfly Hybrid! Reader

- Crew Boys with a Reader who has tics

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Ranboo

@ohlovejoy - falling asleep on them

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Technoblade

@isadora-larkspur - standing infront of them protectively

@milqueandsugar - Birds of a Feather (peonix!reader)

@sunniewrites - blooming season (flower shop au!)

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Tommyinnit

@isadora-larkspur - touch starved

- dating tommy would include

@livelle - hc and blurbs

- headcannon (c!tommy x filipino!reader)

- the greatest protector

@mcyt-peach - troublemaker takeover(sister!reader)

- speaking of the sister(sister!reader)

@for-memories-sacrifice - big man best brother(sister!reader)

- Being Tommy’s Sibling

@tapesfrom1980 - sisterinnit

@ze-maki-nin - Tommy dating an Artist! Reader

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Quackity

@mcyt-peach - knitting with quackity on stream

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Dreamxd

@god1ngs - headcannon (deity!reader)

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Jschlatt

@mcyt-peach - flirting with schlatt

^ - being on chuckle sandwich as schlatt's s/o

[idiot-mushroom]

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alr here’s the dump:

rn i’m rlly interested in dsmp for some reason. was really into it during covid when it was at its peak, thought the complex story was genuinely so good and the fact most of it was improv was so cool. i usually watched tubbo at the beginning and then just technoblade’s streams because i took interest in their pov’s. after the server i found a liking in schlatt’s and tommy’s content until i found the tmnt fandom. now i like watching philza from time to time just because i like watching something when i work. as of recently i got back into it and i don’t know why, i was just curious abt looking back on it and i found i still liked it and now more stuff is coming up abt it again, even started listening to jack and tommy’s podcast and got seats at tommy’s american concert. idk i like the different points you get to see the story from, complex characters and relationships, the well presented trauma that are represented, idk i just enjoy it a lot and how there’s no set ‘canon’ for most things including of what they look like or what really happened so you as the viewer can make up shit and make your own designs and headcannons based on actual stuff that happened. it’s so immersive and fun and genuinely creative. ofcourse some of the people that participated were shit but a lot weren’t, and it’s dubbed as ‘bad’ or ‘cringe’ because of the a handful of creators and fandom participance. the story and characters (not to be confused with the creators) is what i mostly am interested in, and the content creators that i do like have literally done nothing wrong.

so yeah i’m in a controversial fandom rn so that’s interesting.