#orphanduo

[brrrridgette]

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[lexistabbi]

BFFs❤️

[st4rducki]

POV: You and your bestie are trying to convince your friends adoptive dad friend that killing orphans are a thing good (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[soupgodx]

Look, Techno didn’t want his auto pilot brain to start psychological warfare with his slightly older brother. It just happens sometimes. It was totally normal, right?

Ok it probably wasn’t. Techno wasn’t quite akin with normal.

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No, he wouldn’t settle for this.

That day, techno decided he’d never be second best ever again.

No matter what it took.

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Or : the techno gets jealous of crimeboys fic I was writing that turned into an amalgamation fic of foster!techno trauma !!

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[grungyyuvu]

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ONLY ONE PAGE BC MSPAINT CRASHED *TWICE* ON THIS ONE AND I AM SULKING ABOUT IT

anyways, going on holiday to japan soon!! hoping to draw many mini mer tommys while I'm there haha

[productofaritual]

I miss orphanduo they were so silly and so vastly different in personality and managed to bounce off each other in such a unique way oh look I made myself cry

[rosegoldenatlas]

The friendship between Sleepy and Techno is NOT explored enough in fanfiction.

Save me Orphan duo. Save me from the orphans.

[carlestin]

techno may not look happy but hes stoked to be there

[icyfox17]

they lost :(

do you want to write about them being friends?

I KNOWW I SAW IM SO SADWAJOIWE R:(( wails BUT HEY it was pretty close to 50/50 so im happ B)

also ty for the prompt i haven't written orphanduo in so long this actually made me really happy eueueu

It’s pouring outside. Absolutely pouring. A torrential one if you will. The wind is howling, and Techno worries for the safety of their house from the massive tree in their backyard. 

Techno looks over to where his dog is sitting perfectly at the front door, tilting his head back and forth. “No, Floof. We are not going on a walk in this weather. Are you crazy?”

Floof whines, before jumping up and down in a circle and barking. 

Techno gives him a deadpan look. “You are. You have finally lost it.”

Floof ignores him, and continues to bark. There is no way Techno is giving in to this tiny demonic ball of white fluff. 

Techno stands up, and instead of going towards the front door, he moves to the back one. He unlatches the lock, and waits for Floof to come running. Floof does, without hesitation, and Techno can hear the clitter clatter of his nails hitting the hardwood. When Floof reaches the door, Techno slides it open, and all of the sudden the pouring rain and rushing wind become much, much louder. 

Floof sits in front of the door, and turns to look at Techno. Techno is pretty sure he can see the despair in his dog’s eyes.  

“Yeah. Thought so. You’re just gonna have to wait it out bud,” says Techno as he closes the door, latching the lock.

Floof this time doesn’t argue, and instead lies down in front of the door whining.  Techno gives him a pat twice on the head before, going back to where he was gaming on his computer. He was mining for his new faction on the (twentieth) Minecraft server Skeppy had forced him to join. 

A flash of thunder rocks the house, and he looks back out at the stormy world outside. Really, he can’t see anyone going outside in this weather. He pauses, looking back at the Minecraft world on his computer screen. Unless…

The Blade

help

can u come over rn

Annoying Dumbass #1 whtat?!??!

The Blade

floof knocked over the bookshelf downstairs

can u come right away

i cannot pick it back up myself

Annoying Dumbass #1

how the hlel did floof di taht?!?! isnt he tiny?!?!?

The Blade

you underestimate how much force is in that tiny body of his

Annoying Dumbass #1

ur fcuking w me

The Blade

im not

ill give you the first piece of netherite i find on this server

Annoying Dumbass #1

…

fine, but istg if this is a troll techno—

It is. But Skeppy doesn’t need to know that until he gets here. Plus, Techno wasn’t lying when he told him he would give him the netherite he found. Techno isn’t that cruel.

Techno prepares them hot chocolate and popcorn, planning on gaslighting Skeppy that the whole reason he tricked him over was so they could watch a movie together, and definitely not because he just thought it would be funny to see him get soaked.

As Techno is mixing the powder into the heated milk, he hears a knocking on the door and grins. He finishes stirring, before grabbing one of Floof’s towels and walking to the door.

He opens it to reveal a completely soaked Skeppy. His hair is dripping into his face, and the thin wind-breaker he’s thrown on has been changed from the light aqua colour it normally is, to a dark blue. 

“You are so lucky I only live five minutes away,” Skeppy says, glaring at him.

“Oh Skeppy, what would I ever do without you?” Techno replies, taking a step back so Skeppy can enter his house. 

As Skeppy is taking his shoes off, Techno closes the door behind him, locking it before throwing the dog towel at Skeppy’s back.

It drops to the floor, and Skeppy picks it up. He’s about to rub his face with it, before he squints at it. “Is this Floof’s?”

Techno shrugs. “Maybe. You got a problem with that?”

“I’m not a dog, Techno!”

“Debatable.”

Skeppy throws the towel at Techno’s face, laughing. “Fuck you, Techno!”

Techno cackles back, before making his way to the kitchen, grabbing him the clean and human towel he had prepared before, and giving that one to Skeppy. He then goes to finish the popcorn he was making.

Skeppy follows him all the way through, and when he gets to the kitchen he pauses, scanning the living room where the singular bookshelf that Techno’s family has downstairs is. There’s silence for one moment before, “Oh, you’ve got to be shitting me.”

“You really have to get better at not being gullible, man. You give Bad shit all the time for it, but really man? You thought Floof knocked that down?”

Skeppy laughed. “Shut up, man! I hate you so much.”

“I’m still going to give you the netherite.”

“...Okay. I hate you a little much.”

“That’s not grammatically correct at all.”

“Fuck off.”

Techno finishes with the popcorn, and hands Skeppy the mug of hot chocolate he’d made him. “Let’s go watch Megamind.”

Skeppy takes it without hesitation, and follows Techno to the couch in the living room, with the very clearly knocked over bookshelf. “You could’ve just asked me to come over.”

“This was funnier.”

“You are the worst.”

“I made you hot chocolate and popcorn, and this is how I’m treated? Fine, next time you’ll get nothing in return.”

“No, no no no no— It’s great. Thank you, Techno.”

“That’s more like it.”

[hoimycraft]

Can anybody guide me to the Technoblade and Skeppy content?? Romantic or platonic at this point idc i just want some art of these two and the tags are BARE

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

i miss skeppy and technoblade duo

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[brrrridgette]

PIGGYBACK RIDE!!!

[lexistabbi]

Do you guys still care for them 😔

[st4rducki]

Heyy sooo, I did a thingggg (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠🎀)

Them on top of the techno flop (that me luv🫶)

🎉YIPPEE🎉🎉YIPPEE🎉🎉YIPPEE🎉🎉YIPPEE🎉

[aro-throughyourchest]

C!Orphan Duo but they’re those guys who met in college and now hang out every other weekend and Bad always reminding Skeppy that Techno kicks his ass when he leaves BUT HE’LL GET HIM THIS TIME OKAY (he doesn’t)

Sometimes Techno just kidnaps Skeppy to challenge him or hook him into bullshit

BAD: *vc* Hey Techno?

TECHNO: Yeah?

BAD: Have you seen Skeppy?

[Skeppy fist-fighting a Drowned mouthing no]

TECHNO: …I can safely say I have not.

BAD: I’m coming over.

[icyfox17]

okay

*cracks knuckles*

look i know we have no shot but . orphanduo is the best techno duo and here's why:

skeppy was the first person for techno to ever feature on his "other channels" section on his youtube. he had skeppy on there years before he had sbi

techno has a whole playlist dedicated to his collabs with skeppy

hell, the second video you see featured on his channel under "actually good content" is a collab between the two of them

and let me just say, their content is the best

the amount of times I've rewatched their videos together is . a lot. too many. but it's okay because they are iconic !!! and c'mon don't you just love seeing techno absolutely owning skeppy, it's hilarious man. you have over an hour worth of techno being bamf, while also being hilarious.

hell, one of Techno's most known things is his bit with orphans, and Skeppy and Techno's duo name is literally orphanduo

^named after their christmas tradition of stealing from orphans on xmas ^-^

and techno doesn't only just bully skeppy. sometimes they band together and troll other people, and those trolls are the Best thing in the world. Seriously the video where Techno trolls Skeppy, and then Techno and Skeppy troll Bad in the exact same way (the maze for the horse vids) is one of the best things I've ever seen. The way that Techno instantly knew what Skeppy was thinking-- They are in sync with one other. Truly each other's chaotic soulmates.

and don't just take my word for it, look at technodad

"They grew up together"

they are best friends man, I know Tommy's the little brother and all, but can you deny a man his best friend? Someone who's been there from the start?

Also: "Everyone in my family adores Skeppy, Floof included."

Need I really say more? Floof has spoken. Skeppy is the only option there truly is, unless you want to go against the word of Floof.

Technoblade Duo Bloodbath

Rules:

This is a MCYTblr poll. Bribes, propaganda, and voter fraud are all allowed.

If you tag a post with #TDB Propaganda I’ll reblog it. 

The bracket has been seeded based on a combo of a preliminary poll, fandom prominence, and amount of time spent together in lore. This means that some of the matchups will be unfair. I’m sorry. 

This is a character-focused poll. Keep your focus to character actions that took place on DSMP and during DSMP lore, not origins, smpearth, or real life. MCC is dubiously canonical so I’ll allow it, but I’ve got my eye on you.  

I called it a bloodbath because blood for the blood god, but let’s remember our guy was always an excellent sport. If you are mean to each other in the tags, you will make me sad. Please remember the real people on the other side of the screen. Actual threats in my notes will result in a block.