#team blue crab

[white-pyramids-blog]

CONDI, JACK MANIFOLD, AND SNEEG ARE ON THE SAME TEAM!!??

I love team crab already and I haven’t even watched any of it (there so bolas 2.0)

[thecoddaughter]

Blue crabs global transcription color is the worst. I do not really know these voices and I have no idea who is talking *cries*

[renthewerecatboi]

not sure if you make ship stimboards but if you do could you please make one of BLU spy x RED sniper??

🦀 . 🌺 . 🔪 🌺 . 💙❤️ . 🌲 🔪 . 🌲 . 🐺

[my-craft]

In Crab We Trust

[miscellaneoussmp]

Update on the Blue Crabs: HOLY SHIT I'M OUT OF RETIREMENT????

I FEEL SO FUCKING VINDICATED Y'ALL!!!!!!

SNEEG WILL BE GOING ON TO THE FINALE OF TWITCH RIVAL'S HOUSE OF NIGHTMARES EVENT!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON, AND GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!!

[oddice-101]

In purgatory 1 I was a tubbo pov watcher and soul fire was not getting any attention at all it was all just BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS and getting fan content like fanart and fanfiction was hard to find.

now in purgatory 2 I'm watching sneegsnag's pov... NOW WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?????? NOW SUDDENLY TUBBO'S TEAM IS GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION???? AND I CAN'T JUST SWITCH POV'S BECAUSE I'M TO INVESTED ON WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WITH SNEEGSNAG'S POV AND I HAVE THE BRAIN OF A RAT AND THOSE POV'S ARE HOURS LONG AND YOU THINK I CAN DO THAT??????? >:'''''(

(no hate anyone or any team just had to rant a bit)

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

See every other Spartan IV fireteam is respectable and highly skilled with some banter, but they introduced us to Majestic first so those 25-27 year olds with the personalities of college frat bros shaped my first impressions. Plus you are on a ship waiting for deployment, you're going to be running drills, sleeping, or bored out of your skull.

What I mean to say, referencing the previous reblog, I think Majestic has certain members who would fight each other over a rotisserie chicken on a tarp while others cheered them on

[blaseballteamshowdown]

(!!! PREHISTORY !!!) 🦀 Baltimore Crabs ("Crab and Go!")

ORIGIN: Prehistory

LINKS: wiki / before (go to season 24, day 80)

ADDITIONAL INFO: this is NOT the modern crabs. they are an entirely different, and blue, team

🖼️ Canada Artists ("Win or Lose, Draw!")

ORIGIN: Prehistory

LINKS: wiki / before (go to season 24, day 80)

[rillette]

spring cleaning 🫡

i am now down like….30 shirts. i have such a variety in clothing. a singular green minecraft shirt and my collection of flannels that are not pictured

AND PEOPLE READING THIS DO UR SPRING CLEANING IF U HAVENT YET 🫶

🤝 painfully real. i have like 50 billion almost identical blue swim team shirts in my drawers. they will outlast the heat death of the universe.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

woah i jsut realized . the fridays have the longest standing connection to parker macmillan of all 24 main teams on account of that one time we hexed him

[goalhofer]

2023 World Baseball Classic Israel Roster

Pitchers

#0 Charles Rossman (free agent/La Habra, California)

#10 Brandon Gold (free agent/Atlanta, Georgia)

#14 Joey Wagman (free agent/Danville, California)

#17 Dean Kremer (Baltimore Orioles/Stockton, California)

#22 Rob Kaminsky (free agent/Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey)

#25 Shlomo Lipetz (free agent/Tel Aviv)

#26 Colton Gordon (Asheville Tourists/Bradenton, Florida)

#30 Josh Wolf (Lynchburg Hillcats/Houston, Texas)

#31 Jake Fishman (Las Vegas Aviators/Sharon, Massachusetts)

#32 Evan Kravetz (Chattanooga Lookouts/Miami, Florida)

#35 Richard Bleier (Boston Red Sox/Plantation, Florida)

#37 Jake Kalish (Los Angeles Angels/Red Bank, New Jersey)

#41 Kyle Molnar (free agent/Aliso Viejo, California)

#45 Jacob Steinmetz (ACL Diamondbacks/Hempstead, New York)

#47 Alex Katz (Long Island FerryHawks/North Hempstead, New York)

#53 Jake Miednik (free agent/Plattsburgh, New York)

#56 Adam Kolarek (Oklahoma City Dodgers/Baltimore County, Maryland)

#57 Zach Weiss (Los Angeles Angels/Irvine, California)

#66 Andrew Gross (Tampa Bay Rays/Phoenix, Arizona)

#89 Robert Stock (Nashville Sounds/Bellevue, Washington)

#99 Daniel Federman (Aberdeen IronBirds/Pembroke Pines, Florida)

Catchers

#8 Jakob Goldfarb (Tri-City Valley Cats/Baltimore, Maryland)

#21 Garrett Stubbs (Philadelphia Phillies/Del Mar, California)

#36 Ryan Lavarnway (free agent/Los Angeles, California)

Infielders

#4 Spencer Horwitz (Buffalo Bisons/Baltimore County, Maryland)

#6 Noah Mendlinger (Peoria Chiefs/Atlanta, Georgia)

#18 Zach Gelof (Oakland Athletics/Rehoboth Beach, Delaware)

#19 Danny Valencia (free agent/Boca Raton, Florida)

#27 Matt Mervis (Chicago Cubs/Montgomery County, Maryland)

#55 Ty Kelly (free agent/Stockton, California)

Outfielders

#23 Joc Pederson (San Francisco Giants/Palo Alto, California)

#38 Michael Wielansky (Southern Maryland Blue Crabs/St. Louis, Missouri)

#40 Alex Dickerson (free agent/Poway, California)

Coaches

Manager Ian Kinsler (Texas Rangers/Tucson, Arizona)

Bench coach Brad Ausmus (Israel Baseball/Cheshire, Connecticut)

Hitting coach Kevin Youkilis (Israel Baseball/Cincinnati, Ohio)

Pitching coach Josh Zeid (Frisco RoughRiders/Woodbridge, Connecticut)

Bullpen coach Nate Fish (Israel Baseball/Hanover, New Hampshire)

1B coach Tyger Pederson (Israel Baseball/Palo Alto, California)

3B coach Blake Gailen (ACL Dodgers/Los Angeles County, California)

Assistant coach Jerry Narron (Chicago White Sox/Goldsboro, North Carolina)

[eldritch-spouse]

Morell with an obsession who’s afraid of one specific kitchen appliance. Meat grinder? Fine. Screams of a human being chopped apart? Whatever. Morell touched the blender? Other side of the kitchen under a table like a dog and a vacuum

" Pumpkin... Piglet... "

The shroom sighs, crouched near the counter you have unceremoniously crammed yourself into like a frightened gerbil. He's been trying to coax you out for a hot minute, his team of bobbles is also fascinated by this scene.

Turnip is waving a breadstick in your general direction as bait, and the blues are looking at the blender like it holds some unknowable dark secret. Why else would you react that way?

" Sugarpie, tha blender can't hurt ya... It's got glass an' the lil' lid on it. " He waves at the mechanical horror contraption. " No chance them blades hurtin' anyone! " Well, if he doesn't want them to, that is.

You aren't fooled, you've seen what those things can do.

" Babycakes, this is ridiculous. "

Morell's patience wanes, a meaty arm reaches in to try and pull you out, but you manage to flatten harder against the wall, wailing like you never have before. He has poked a knife at your bellybutton and gotten less of a response.

" How 'bout this, hm? Next time, ya put yer hands over ya ears, an' ya look away? " He pauses. " I'll warn. Promise. "

Turnip has managed to climb onto the table and is now dangling the breadstick right about the top of the blender. " Oh no Ms.Piglet! If you don' come out, the blender's gonna eat your breadstick!! "

" Cut it out, Turnip. "

You can see the bobble deflate in real time. " Aww... "

At a complete loss, the chef resorts to the one trick he used to do for his little cousins when they were afraid of something completely trivial. He shuffles around for the post-it blocks and grabs a sheet, fetching the marker out of his apron and covering the blender as he works.

When his broad figure moves out the way, a smiley face has been taped to the blender. " Look, he likes ya. "

You scoot out of your shelter like a cautious crab.

He can't fucking believe this worked. You're not okay.

The rest of the bobbles are now putting smiley faces on various kitchen appliances.

" SIR, what are we gonna call him?! "

[renthewerecatboi]

sixth stimboard goes to

the BLU spy

ah my silly li'l critter!! aesthetically, he's not actually that different from RED spy, he's just the pathetic crab man

⌚ . 🦀 . ⌚ 🩹 . X . 🩹 🔪 . 🦀 . 🔪

[kanekoii]

How do you think Luxiem and Noctyx would react to collabing with the Reader who is a popular indie vtuber and their kamaoshi?

lyra’s notes -> methinks…you should read and find out

pairings -> luxiem, noctyx x gn! indie vtuber! kamioshi! reader

!! since this is intended to be romantic sorta, reader is male in uki’s part !!

genre -> scenario

song -> don’t wake me up - jonas blue & why don’t we

warnings -> they all have a crush on u, food in mysta’s part, joking mention of death in fuglur’s

VOX AKUMA ->

he’s going full adorable fanboy about it, screaming with joy when you agree to collab with him and freaking out over it on his twitter- i mean x. xitter. he will be so stoked about the opportunity to talk to you in person when he usually just lurks in your chat. he’ll take the opportunity to flirt with you and try to show off a little bit, only to fail miserably and be met with a laugh. yet he still made you laugh, so mission accomplished. he was so excited to collaborate with you and make you laugh, and he’s sure to ask to collab in the future.

IKE EVELAND ->

compliments. so many compliments. he’ll straight up tell you how excited he is to work with you and how you’re his kamioshi. ike will be sure to tell you how adorable he thinks you are and just how much he genuinely admires you. he is so absolutely smitten that poor boy can barely handle talking to you without blushing or getting flustered. the more times you collaborate, the more used to it he’ll become and the more he’ll start to hint at his crush on you.

LUCA KANESHIRO ->

he didn’t even believe you’d ask. you’re his literal kamioshi and you asked to collaborate with HIM of all people? he’s absolutely grateful for the opportunity to work with you and be able to talk to you more than just occasional comments in your chat when he’s not streaming. it was an off-collab too, so you’d be seeing him in person to see if he was just as pretty off camera as he was on. someone (me) akasupa’d and asked to give opinions on each other and the revelation that you loved his content just as much as or even more than he loved yours had his heart soaring.

SHU YAMINO ->

he would get SO flustered and nervous before you hop on call together to play the horror game he had chosen. it would likely lead to poor boy getting more scared than usual just because he’s nervous to be talking to someone he admires that much for the first time. he would most definitely try to flex his math skills too as some weird way of trying to gain your attention. every time he makes you even smile with his silly comments, his heart will soar out of pure pride.

MYSTA RIAS ->

he’s keeping it cool. or at the very least, he’s trying to. he knows his personality type doesn’t appeal to everyone and he’s so happy when he finds that you actually enjoy his loud yet introverted personality and his weird antics. the stream you did together was you teaching him how to cook without poisoning everyone. please teach him how to wash rice properly and how to cook it without the starch water. please i’m begging teach him how to cook and he will be so happy, bragging to chat that he learned this recipe from you.

FULGUR OVID ->

hooligan wants to play co-op rage games with you just to see you mald and absolutely lose it. hear me out, what if he invites you to a crab game or among us collab and introduces you to everyone and he gets teased for teaming with you and trying to essentially carry you. instead of die for nari it’s die for you. he will see to it personally that you win every game you play together just as a little chance to impress you and get you to smile. that would make him SO happy.

SONNY BRISKO ->

cutie will be so taken aback to see you in his chats sometimes, so a collaboration would be more than heaven to him. he looks up to you and your content so much that he’s sure he’s dreaming when he has a full conversation with you on stream. your collective chats ship it SO much. imagine all the ship edits when you do a stream together in person as an off-collab.

UKI VIOLETA ->

(male reader for this one) he would definitely do a baking stream! much like the ones he’s done with his fellow nijisanji en members, he gives vague instructions and you try to figure it out from there. while uki is muted, his viewers would be subject to comments about oh my god he’s adorable he’s trying so hard to make me happy. ugh boy is down bad and let’s just say there will be so many more streams like that in the near future <3

ALBAN KNOX ->

he’s SO insanely shy and nervous it’s adorable. though, as the stream with you goes on, he becomes less nervous and goes back to his normal silly self. if he needs to, he’ll break out the mickey voice to make you laugh but that’s a last resort. his personality compliments yours in such a way that it’s just so enjoyable to watch, and he’s such a comforting person to be around as well.

[miscellaneoussmp]

Update on the Blue Crabs: They have been eliminated officially! 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀

Goodnight everyone once again! It was an absolute honor to be your Blue Crabs update account! o7! 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀

[whereserpentswalk]

The genetic engineer on the spaceship you work on tried to create a species of insectoid creatures to eat any litter in the ship hallways. Nobody knows why but they didn't work, the result was these blue crab like things that could barely see what they were doing who slowly walked across the floor. They didn't do their job well at all, they could barely tell where garbage was so they could neither clean the floors nor keep themselves fed.

The company expected the crab things to die on their own. Slowly letting them wander until they all died out from starvation. But for some reason, people fed them. They must have thought they were cute, and truth be told, even the most exhausted people at work didn't want to watch these little creatures die. So they stayed and reproduced.

And it was nice seeing them around, on a relatively grim work ship the crab things gave it a bit more color and joy. Tired office workers who barely slept due to crunch, and didn't remember when they last saw a blue sky or living plant, had their day brightened ever so slightly when they saw a crab thing crawling through the endless white halls of the ship. Traders who stopped by the ship, who spent their lives wandering from station to station and planet to planet became happy seeing that this station was unquie with these strange creatures on it, and it gave them a happy story to tell. And the janitorial staff (or just anyone who needed to throw something out) would give the crab things their garbage to eat to keep them alive, and because it was nice getting to feed a little animal, especially on a station that didn't allow cats or dogs.

At some point somebody realized it was very easy to put something on the crab things heads and they wouldn't slide off. So people made little hats for them. Useally just personal hats. But the ship would come together to make special hats for them at different times, little Santa hats for Christmas, little sparkling top hats for new years, and little devil horns and pumpkin tops for Halloween. And on the anniversary of the crab things arrival everyone gave them little birthday hats. Technically you weren't allowed to have something like miniature hats on the ship unless they were personal items, but nobody had the need to take them off the crabs, not even the worst of the wannabe space marines in the security staff.

The crab things became like a ship mascot. Your ships teams in video game tournaments all renamed themselves some variation of the crab things. People got custom shirts or hats or dolls of them. It became part of the stations culture to like them, to like the little joy that they give. If someone came to the ship and insulted them they weren't welcome. The crab things did so little but they were your own, all of your own.

About two years into the crab thing's existence the company that owns your ship decided to wipe the crab things out. They said they were a distraction, or perhaps a health hazard (as if there weren't far worse hazards almost everywhere you went on the ship). They never gave a reason why, they just said they'll poison them, and that anyone feeding them would have their pay docked. And that was it. You think it wasn't even that they were a distraction, it was just that the crab things belonged to the people of the ship, and not the people who own the ship, and the type of people who own ships don't like that.

Slowly you watched them get less energetic day by day, and watched their blue shells turn grey, until all that were left were corpses. Everyone morned, they did so little, but everyone mourned so much. There were funerals and graffiti done in commemoration, and prays to countless gods all crying for the same loss, all kinds of mourning avoiding the watchful eye of security. They tried to make them clean the graffiti but every janitor on the station said that they couldn't, made the excuses they needed to. Mention it to anyone working on the ship now and they'll still be upset over it all.

It's hard adjusting to life without the crabs. Which is silly, they didn't do much. But they gave a few small joys on hard days, living without them, it's like if they took away the thank yous and your welcomes from mundane exchanges. The white halls of the ship feel so much more empty and lonely and lifeless with them gone. More then they ever had before.