#team blue crab

[white-pyramids-blog]

CONDI, JACK MANIFOLD, AND SNEEG ARE ON THE SAME TEAM!!??

I love team crab already and I haven’t even watched any of it (there so bolas 2.0)

[thecoddaughter]

Blue crabs global transcription color is the worst. I do not really know these voices and I have no idea who is talking *cries*

[renthewerecatboi]

sixth stimboard goes to

the BLU spy

ah my silly li'l critter!! aesthetically, he's not actually that different from RED spy, he's just the pathetic crab man

⌚ . 🦀 . ⌚ 🩹 . X . 🩹 🔪 . 🦀 . 🔪

[amoodybun]

I cannot wait for the useless blue checkmarks to hatch like a blaseball season finale.

[my-craft]

In Crab We Trust

[miscellaneoussmp]

Update on the Blue Crabs: HOLY SHIT I'M OUT OF RETIREMENT????

I FEEL SO FUCKING VINDICATED Y'ALL!!!!!!

SNEEG WILL BE GOING ON TO THE FINALE OF TWITCH RIVAL'S HOUSE OF NIGHTMARES EVENT!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON, AND GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!!

[oddice-101]

In purgatory 1 I was a tubbo pov watcher and soul fire was not getting any attention at all it was all just BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS and getting fan content like fanart and fanfiction was hard to find.

now in purgatory 2 I'm watching sneegsnag's pov... NOW WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?????? NOW SUDDENLY TUBBO'S TEAM IS GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION???? AND I CAN'T JUST SWITCH POV'S BECAUSE I'M TO INVESTED ON WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WITH SNEEGSNAG'S POV AND I HAVE THE BRAIN OF A RAT AND THOSE POV'S ARE HOURS LONG AND YOU THINK I CAN DO THAT??????? >:'''''(

(no hate anyone or any team just had to rant a bit)

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

See every other Spartan IV fireteam is respectable and highly skilled with some banter, but they introduced us to Majestic first so those 25-27 year olds with the personalities of college frat bros shaped my first impressions. Plus you are on a ship waiting for deployment, you're going to be running drills, sleeping, or bored out of your skull.

What I mean to say, referencing the previous reblog, I think Majestic has certain members who would fight each other over a rotisserie chicken on a tarp while others cheered them on

[blaseballteamshowdown]

(!!! PREHISTORY !!!) 🦀 Baltimore Crabs ("Crab and Go!")

ORIGIN: Prehistory

LINKS: wiki / before (go to season 24, day 80)

ADDITIONAL INFO: this is NOT the modern crabs. they are an entirely different, and blue, team

🖼️ Canada Artists ("Win or Lose, Draw!")

ORIGIN: Prehistory

LINKS: wiki / before (go to season 24, day 80)

[rillette]

spring cleaning 🫡

i am now down like….30 shirts. i have such a variety in clothing. a singular green minecraft shirt and my collection of flannels that are not pictured

AND PEOPLE READING THIS DO UR SPRING CLEANING IF U HAVENT YET 🫶

🤝 painfully real. i have like 50 billion almost identical blue swim team shirts in my drawers. they will outlast the heat death of the universe.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

woah i jsut realized . the fridays have the longest standing connection to parker macmillan of all 24 main teams on account of that one time we hexed him

[anxiousapplepie]

May I interest anyone in a bunch of role!swapped dorks tonight? Yes? No? Maybe? No matter the answer, I've got them and I want them to be free! So be free, my first batch of pretties!!! Heaven knows I need to exercise you out of my brain right now. If you wanna know some base vibes for this brand of insanity, uhh keep reading I guess!

Housemaiden!Bonnie's backstory is simple. When Nille grabbed Bonnie and ran away from home, both siblings were welcomed into a House of Change and they were swiftly adopted by everybody who met them. Bonnie was inspired by the kindness and hospitality the Housemaidens gave them, so they decided to become a devoted follower, inevitably getting Head Housemadien Euphrasie's love and attention too. Living in a school kinda sucked, but Nille seemed happy so they liked it well enough. Cue the King storming Dormont's House! Euphrasie basically blessed Bonnie to be immune from the curse and pushed them out the door, leaving them to try and find "someone else to help". As per her instructions, Bonnie tried. Bonnie failed. Bonnie swore everybody black and blue and left Dormont in a huff. Fighter!Siffrin found them just seconds before they passed out from exhaustion in the middle of nowhere. Bonnie has an emotional breakdown and asks if this super cool fighter can help them save the country or whatever instead of all those crabbing crabs who didn't want to help them in Dormont Of course Siffrin wasn't going to let a little kid wander the wilderness alone, so they agreed (without really understanding what Bonnie was asking them to do) and tagged along. It didn't take too long to find the other 3 members that would make up Bonnie's "Ultimate Kickbutt Team", but those details are still being worked out. Safe to say it's a time and a half, though!

[goalhofer]

2023 World Baseball Classic Israel Roster

Pitchers

#0 Charles Rossman (free agent/La Habra, California)

#10 Brandon Gold (free agent/Atlanta, Georgia)

#14 Joey Wagman (free agent/Danville, California)

#17 Dean Kremer (Baltimore Orioles/Stockton, California)

#22 Rob Kaminsky (free agent/Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey)

#25 Shlomo Lipetz (free agent/Tel Aviv)

#26 Colton Gordon (Asheville Tourists/Bradenton, Florida)

#30 Josh Wolf (Lynchburg Hillcats/Houston, Texas)

#31 Jake Fishman (Las Vegas Aviators/Sharon, Massachusetts)

#32 Evan Kravetz (Chattanooga Lookouts/Miami, Florida)

#35 Richard Bleier (Boston Red Sox/Plantation, Florida)

#37 Jake Kalish (Los Angeles Angels/Red Bank, New Jersey)

#41 Kyle Molnar (free agent/Aliso Viejo, California)

#45 Jacob Steinmetz (ACL Diamondbacks/Hempstead, New York)

#47 Alex Katz (Long Island FerryHawks/North Hempstead, New York)

#53 Jake Miednik (free agent/Plattsburgh, New York)

#56 Adam Kolarek (Oklahoma City Dodgers/Baltimore County, Maryland)

#57 Zach Weiss (Los Angeles Angels/Irvine, California)

#66 Andrew Gross (Tampa Bay Rays/Phoenix, Arizona)

#89 Robert Stock (Nashville Sounds/Bellevue, Washington)

#99 Daniel Federman (Aberdeen IronBirds/Pembroke Pines, Florida)

Catchers

#8 Jakob Goldfarb (Tri-City Valley Cats/Baltimore, Maryland)

#21 Garrett Stubbs (Philadelphia Phillies/Del Mar, California)

#36 Ryan Lavarnway (free agent/Los Angeles, California)

Infielders

#4 Spencer Horwitz (Buffalo Bisons/Baltimore County, Maryland)

#6 Noah Mendlinger (Peoria Chiefs/Atlanta, Georgia)

#18 Zach Gelof (Oakland Athletics/Rehoboth Beach, Delaware)

#19 Danny Valencia (free agent/Boca Raton, Florida)

#27 Matt Mervis (Chicago Cubs/Montgomery County, Maryland)

#55 Ty Kelly (free agent/Stockton, California)

Outfielders

#23 Joc Pederson (San Francisco Giants/Palo Alto, California)

#38 Michael Wielansky (Southern Maryland Blue Crabs/St. Louis, Missouri)

#40 Alex Dickerson (free agent/Poway, California)

Coaches

Manager Ian Kinsler (Texas Rangers/Tucson, Arizona)

Bench coach Brad Ausmus (Israel Baseball/Cheshire, Connecticut)

Hitting coach Kevin Youkilis (Israel Baseball/Cincinnati, Ohio)

Pitching coach Josh Zeid (Frisco RoughRiders/Woodbridge, Connecticut)

Bullpen coach Nate Fish (Israel Baseball/Hanover, New Hampshire)

1B coach Tyger Pederson (Israel Baseball/Palo Alto, California)

3B coach Blake Gailen (ACL Dodgers/Los Angeles County, California)

Assistant coach Jerry Narron (Chicago White Sox/Goldsboro, North Carolina)

[eldritch-spouse]

Morell with an obsession who’s afraid of one specific kitchen appliance. Meat grinder? Fine. Screams of a human being chopped apart? Whatever. Morell touched the blender? Other side of the kitchen under a table like a dog and a vacuum

" Pumpkin... Piglet... "

The shroom sighs, crouched near the counter you have unceremoniously crammed yourself into like a frightened gerbil. He's been trying to coax you out for a hot minute, his team of bobbles is also fascinated by this scene.

Turnip is waving a breadstick in your general direction as bait, and the blues are looking at the blender like it holds some unknowable dark secret. Why else would you react that way?

" Sugarpie, tha blender can't hurt ya... It's got glass an' the lil' lid on it. " He waves at the mechanical horror contraption. " No chance them blades hurtin' anyone! " Well, if he doesn't want them to, that is.

You aren't fooled, you've seen what those things can do.

" Babycakes, this is ridiculous. "

Morell's patience wanes, a meaty arm reaches in to try and pull you out, but you manage to flatten harder against the wall, wailing like you never have before. He has poked a knife at your bellybutton and gotten less of a response.

" How 'bout this, hm? Next time, ya put yer hands over ya ears, an' ya look away? " He pauses. " I'll warn. Promise. "

Turnip has managed to climb onto the table and is now dangling the breadstick right about the top of the blender. " Oh no Ms.Piglet! If you don' come out, the blender's gonna eat your breadstick!! "

" Cut it out, Turnip. "

You can see the bobble deflate in real time. " Aww... "

At a complete loss, the chef resorts to the one trick he used to do for his little cousins when they were afraid of something completely trivial. He shuffles around for the post-it blocks and grabs a sheet, fetching the marker out of his apron and covering the blender as he works.

When his broad figure moves out the way, a smiley face has been taped to the blender. " Look, he likes ya. "

You scoot out of your shelter like a cautious crab.

He can't fucking believe this worked. You're not okay.

The rest of the bobbles are now putting smiley faces on various kitchen appliances.

" SIR, what are we gonna call him?! "

[kanekoii]

How do you think Luxiem and Noctyx would react to collabing with the Reader who is a popular indie vtuber and their kamaoshi?

lyra’s notes -> methinks…you should read and find out

pairings -> luxiem, noctyx x gn! indie vtuber! kamioshi! reader

!! since this is intended to be romantic sorta, reader is male in uki’s part !!

genre -> scenario

song -> don’t wake me up - jonas blue & why don’t we

warnings -> they all have a crush on u, food in mysta’s part, joking mention of death in fuglur’s

VOX AKUMA ->

he’s going full adorable fanboy about it, screaming with joy when you agree to collab with him and freaking out over it on his twitter- i mean x. xitter. he will be so stoked about the opportunity to talk to you in person when he usually just lurks in your chat. he’ll take the opportunity to flirt with you and try to show off a little bit, only to fail miserably and be met with a laugh. yet he still made you laugh, so mission accomplished. he was so excited to collaborate with you and make you laugh, and he’s sure to ask to collab in the future.

IKE EVELAND ->

compliments. so many compliments. he’ll straight up tell you how excited he is to work with you and how you’re his kamioshi. ike will be sure to tell you how adorable he thinks you are and just how much he genuinely admires you. he is so absolutely smitten that poor boy can barely handle talking to you without blushing or getting flustered. the more times you collaborate, the more used to it he’ll become and the more he’ll start to hint at his crush on you.

LUCA KANESHIRO ->

he didn’t even believe you’d ask. you’re his literal kamioshi and you asked to collaborate with HIM of all people? he’s absolutely grateful for the opportunity to work with you and be able to talk to you more than just occasional comments in your chat when he’s not streaming. it was an off-collab too, so you’d be seeing him in person to see if he was just as pretty off camera as he was on. someone (me) akasupa’d and asked to give opinions on each other and the revelation that you loved his content just as much as or even more than he loved yours had his heart soaring.

SHU YAMINO ->

he would get SO flustered and nervous before you hop on call together to play the horror game he had chosen. it would likely lead to poor boy getting more scared than usual just because he’s nervous to be talking to someone he admires that much for the first time. he would most definitely try to flex his math skills too as some weird way of trying to gain your attention. every time he makes you even smile with his silly comments, his heart will soar out of pure pride.

MYSTA RIAS ->

he’s keeping it cool. or at the very least, he’s trying to. he knows his personality type doesn’t appeal to everyone and he’s so happy when he finds that you actually enjoy his loud yet introverted personality and his weird antics. the stream you did together was you teaching him how to cook without poisoning everyone. please teach him how to wash rice properly and how to cook it without the starch water. please i’m begging teach him how to cook and he will be so happy, bragging to chat that he learned this recipe from you.

FULGUR OVID ->

hooligan wants to play co-op rage games with you just to see you mald and absolutely lose it. hear me out, what if he invites you to a crab game or among us collab and introduces you to everyone and he gets teased for teaming with you and trying to essentially carry you. instead of die for nari it’s die for you. he will see to it personally that you win every game you play together just as a little chance to impress you and get you to smile. that would make him SO happy.

SONNY BRISKO ->

cutie will be so taken aback to see you in his chats sometimes, so a collaboration would be more than heaven to him. he looks up to you and your content so much that he’s sure he’s dreaming when he has a full conversation with you on stream. your collective chats ship it SO much. imagine all the ship edits when you do a stream together in person as an off-collab.

UKI VIOLETA ->

(male reader for this one) he would definitely do a baking stream! much like the ones he’s done with his fellow nijisanji en members, he gives vague instructions and you try to figure it out from there. while uki is muted, his viewers would be subject to comments about oh my god he’s adorable he’s trying so hard to make me happy. ugh boy is down bad and let’s just say there will be so many more streams like that in the near future <3

ALBAN KNOX ->

he’s SO insanely shy and nervous it’s adorable. though, as the stream with you goes on, he becomes less nervous and goes back to his normal silly self. if he needs to, he’ll break out the mickey voice to make you laugh but that’s a last resort. his personality compliments yours in such a way that it’s just so enjoyable to watch, and he’s such a comforting person to be around as well.

[miscellaneoussmp]

Update on the Blue Crabs: They have been eliminated officially! 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀

Goodnight everyone once again! It was an absolute honor to be your Blue Crabs update account! o7! 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀 🦀 Crab Rave 🦀