*throws headcrab* Icon by doctorskeleton. Header by Fablepatron. Adult. They/Them. There's a mix of video games and crab posts here. Let me know if I need to tag anything. Sometimes I make stuff - check out my tags.
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penis blown clean off in a tasteful and marketable fashion
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Quick and dirty comic I wanted to do bc i collected all of the audio logs for ODST :)
Obsessed with how everyone calls the engineers pink. It’s a silly little nickname but like. They’re blue. Only a little pink.
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“I love halo, but I think it causes brain damage“
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you cant see it but he’s wearing a shirt that says “i love my ai wife” under the armor
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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your wip just called. hey man your wip just called. its asking where you've been man.
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haters will see this spartan and call him orange
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gunny did it
me, aggressive in vc: are you posting about colors on the internet?
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we've gone from roland is orange to yellow isn't real to Miller can't see yellow to Miller sees dog colors
me, aggressive in vc: are you posting about colors on the internet?
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me, aggressive in vc: are you posting about colors on the internet?
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