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“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

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since I dooon’t have youuu🎶,,, hi, first knight rider post on here :D💓 this is a little edit I made in September because umm who doesn’t love mourning junkyard dog.

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has any game ever purposefully recreated the thing from Sonic 06 where companions follow you around poorly and constantly fall off the map and scream. I think somebody should implement that on purpose

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I miss this show already

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Happy birthday to Admiral Margaret Parangosky!

Today is her -436th birthday!

Brilliant, cunning, and ruthless, Parangosky was equal parts feared and respected. She joined the UNSC Navy when she was twenty-three and quickly rose through the ranks, taking assignments no one wanted and utilizing spies to keep eyes and ears everywhere. By 2511, she was ONI's Commander-in-Chief, a position she remained in throughout the Insurrection and Human-Covenant war before her retirement.

Ever the pragmatist, Parangosky was comfortable sacrificing lives for victory. She was aware of the SPARTAN-II project, and although she would later deride her rival and nemesis Catherine Halsey for the kidnapping of the SPARTAN-II candidates, it was Parangosky who green-lit the project. She also approved the SPARTAN-III project, and kept the project away from Halsey, despite the knowledge that SPARTAN-IIIs were intended to face extreme causalities by design.

During the end of the Human-Covenant war, Parangosky disagreed with the prevailing decision to attempt peace with the Sangheili, as she believed humanity was only safe if the Sangheili were crippled. As a result, she initiated several covert operations intended to disrupt Sangheili society and turn their focus away from the UNSC. These missions were in direct conflict with the Treaty of 2552, and Parangosky retired shortly thereafter, replaced by her protégé, Serin Osman.

In canon (~2560), she is turning 99!

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for sale

master chief feet

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Kiba Yuuji's vehicle in Kamen Rider Faiz is a Third Generation Nissan Cima. This particular generation was also marketed as the Infiniti Q45. Also, he's not old enough to drink.

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Chalice is the type of bug that needs his proboscis rolled out to sip up the delightful nectar treat you're trying to give him

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okay!

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unironically and with full earnestness, post-war halo is my favorite part of the lore and if they reboot i will be very sad. it's troubled and has weak entries but i think it's worth it. if you send me back to the covenant war or the pre-war insurrection conflicts i will actually lay down and die of boredom.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but:

Adult Spartan-IIIs are not significantly weaker than Spartan-IIs. They had worse equipment, not augmentations. (...Gamma company's were weirder but don't worry about it.)

Spartan-IIIs are also capable of wearing MJOLNIR without needing special augmentation, it was just not issued to most of them because it was expensive.

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HALO INFINITE SEASON 3: ECHOES WITHIN

Eklund’s right. Maybe it’s time I let things go.

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I need to think. Thinking is what's killing you!

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Number 1

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All grown up…