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Roland is on afk at the moment, so Jules will do their best to fill in for the time being. 💛

Jules! Beloved! I've missed Jules so much! Thank you. With this I can make it through anything

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100+ issue comic of skyfire experiencing the joys and wonders of our world when, hasbro

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I'm very grateful to all of you for the laughs, support, and general light you bring to my days, whether we talk or are simply internet neighbors nodding to each other. It's tough out there but it's easier knowing there's more to it

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Hey there! It's the second annual potluck! We're going for two weeks this time! It's the same as last year and open to everyone.

Are you interested in participating in those cool events people organize, but struggle to fit them in your schedule? Check this out!

What is it?

It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table. Instead of doing a gift exchange or limiting the topic to one fandom, we've decided to throw a potluck!

Make something new, bring something old back, or comment and reblog. It's about having fun and uplifting each other. We're going to use the #potluck2024 to have people show off.

Who can participate?

It's open to everyone: Artists, Gif Makers, Editors, Writers, and Lurkers.

What do I bring?

Whatever you want! Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!

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if you told me 3 years ago that people (other than bellygunnr and me) would start memeing, drawing, and writing about Spartan Jared Miller from Halo 4's Spartan Ops I would have called you insane

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killing you both

"spartan miller thirst trap"

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five word horror story: "I'm opening Blender right now"

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@itsbasil stop telling real people how we live!

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Hi everyone. As we all know things continue to get worse in Gaza, and Mohammed and his family desperately need funds. You’ve all been really helpful in raising funds for this campaign so far and I thank everyone who has spread these posts and donated. (verified, entry 174, row 178)

They have had to recently increase the funding target to €90k - these funds are paying for essential items like children’s diapers and food, which have skyrocketed in price and fluctuate daily. The price of a single pack of diapers is €50 ($53 USD) right now, and baby milk, as well as food staples such as rice and flour, are similarly expensive. While this graphic shows some of the cost inflation, price surges continue to worsen. A worm-infested bag of flour currently costs $100 USD.

They are still planning to evacuate as soon as that becomes possible and need to save up money for crossing the border, as well as for paying additional fees/taxes, which are absurdly high and taking advantage of Palestinians’ desperation to charge extortion rates while they attempt to flee and purchase basic necessities.

I know there are a lot of campaigns and donation posts going around right now. Mohammed and his wife have four young children and are taking care of them as best they can. You can read more about their family here:

I have been speaking with Mohammed every day. He is extremely kind. Please share his campaign and donate what you can.

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Today was so long and I'm still sick so I don't know if I will inflict jury duty on someone anytime soon

my next mundane horror piece I inflict on a halo character will be driving to the office for 1 client who cancels last minute and the dread of only getting paid for an hour of work today

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Crossbrace

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hi Stumpy :3

my first submission for Community Potluck 2024! Roland, Lasky, and Co. have a Bad Day TM

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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

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xbox just called me. im pregnant and the baby is halo.

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Commission for @filamints of everyone’s dad’s best friend, Barney Calhoun!  

Thank you so much for commissioning me for such a beloved man! 💙💙

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i literally have no justification for this, have a bonus reaction

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Gamers before the nyquil takes me, let me know who gets the jury duty fic written about them after tomorrow

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JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW