#tason

[prlssprfctn]

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.

[everwalldigan]

Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)

Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—

Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?

Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd

Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…

Jason: no it doesn’t

Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped

Jason, sweating: no it’s not.

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me

[erinwantstowrite]

My dream is for you to get your dream job

one day we'll have all of the Robins in one show together,,, one day,,,,

[novadoesartforfun]

Tason Jodd the social media question reporter for the news.

Context : Jason was able to get a part time reporter job with civilian identity at a random news station. And uses that to annoy the family.

Jason : Hello, I am Tason from the News. Is it true that you love your mysterious mother more than your father?

Damien "who can't keep another pet" Wayne : Yes, mother would let me have that pet Puma.

Jason : I thought it was a cat.

Jason : Mr,Drake! Mr,Drake! Tason from the news. Why is it that Red Hood was the one that always has to save you when you are kidnapped?

Tim : .........no comment.. //*sign language* I am going to kill you.

Jason : Aww that's a shame. // *Sign language* Get in line. ;).

Tim : How did you do that Winkie emoji with sign language!?

Jason : ....

Jason : Sir, I am Tason Jodd from the News. Is it true that you and Nightwing had a secret competition to see who has a better ass?

Dick : Wh-Jay? Ahem...yes and it was a tie..

Jason : Wow, no hesitation. I forgot I can't embarrass you.

Dick : *whisper* Nice try, little wing

Jason : Mr,Wayne!! Tason from the News. Who's your favorite child?

Bruce : My favorite son was the one that I failed to save. I still haven't forgiven myself for not trusting him and not arriving on time. And even when seeing him again and getting a second chance, I put my job before him.....and now I am not sure if I will ever be able to get that change again...

Jason : ......

*manly sniffing and sobbing can later be heard in the news car*

-Jason stayed at the Manor for 2 months after that others didn't ask why-

[unfortunategenderfluxmushroom]

After an incident I have now decided something....

Jodd

That is all

[jasontoddsthighholsters]

Pason Teter Jodd

Jason Peter Todd.

Pason Teter Jodd.

And the last triplet:

Rodney.

[hehkuvamyyhapero]

se tunne kun kela nillittää hakemuksesi liitteistä, etkä tajua mikä niissä on vikana

kunnes tänään huomaat että

niissä on oikeat päivämäärät mutta väärä vuosi

noh, ei muuta kuin uutta hakemusta menemään oikeilla liitteillä mutta voi saatana miten tyhmä voi ihminen olla

[wrdn-tabris]

tason jeter podd

[nanaminxs]

look doggy style is great n all, but i raise you cowgirl (im looking at you, tason jodd n gick drayson) i strongly believe at heart as top as these men are there is a part of them that is so down when u ride bcs they want you to work for it

Thoughts?

Jason very much would’ve cum just from seeing how your body reacted when you slid him in. The stretch burning so good it brought tears to your eyes. But this is all about you.

He had complete control over himself as he watched you. He thought he did anyway.

Your palms smush against his chest as you grind against him—his cock dragging slowly, painfully against your velvety walls.

You have him wrapped around your finger.

Jason left fingerprints on the skin of your hip from how tight he dug into you, his eyebrows furrowed and mouth slightly parted—he’s whipped.

“Mhm, there you go..make a mess all on my dick, show me how good I make you feel.”

He’ll let you use him as your personal toy for hours, orgasm after orgasm until you’ve had your fill.

Now..Mr. Grayson however is sooo fucking cocky when you ask to ride him.

“Use me to your heart’s content.”

“You sure? Wouldn’t want those pretty legs to give out so quickly and ruin the fun!”

Now he’s complaining, whining, crying. Overall annoying in bed. But fuck..He thinks you look so good above him, milking his cock over and over.

“C’mon baby—right there, lemme feel you- hah! Gonna cum please lemme cum! Gonna cum with me too right?”

His eyes are glossed over, a stray tear itching to fall down his face. His hips are uncontrollably snapping up to meet you half way, desperate for release.

Shove a few fingers in his mouth and he’ll somewhat shut up.

You don’t even remember how many times you’ve cum after stuffing yourself full of his seed.

A/N: Been sick AND busy with christmas coming up, I apologize.

[fairandcruel]

Ette oo eläny ennenku teidän riisipuuron kyljessä on jammusoppaa (jallu+luumukeitto)

Siis kuka juo viiliä? Onks meillä joku viili-Georg jossakin vai hä

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, giving teen!Jason the shittiest car driving lesson ever: And remember, if you still hadn't figured out how to park, and a police officer tries to fine you for that, just tell your name backwards. The CGPD has too much job to actually search for you afterwards. They will just have a pile on your name in their department. And I didn't tell you that, but their system hadn't been updated well for ages. So, they won't be able to tell for sure if you are lying about your name or not. 16!Jason, nodding: Sounds cool. Bruce: ...It is not cool, but Alfred said it works, so we listen to Alfred.

(Years later, pre-reveal)

Batman, standing on the rooftop: So, Jim... anything new? Jim Gordon: Yeah, you know, nothing, actually. Except for an asshole, whose parking fines are filling my whole fucking cabinet. He keeps putting his bike anywhere he wants, especially next to our building - an audacity! - and then, disappears after receiving a fine. I can't find him anywhere. Batman, chuckling: That's smart. Jim Gordon: Yeah, fuck him. Tason Jodd, my ass. Who fucking names their kid like that? Batman, with his smile disappearing: ...What. Jim Gordon: What? Batman: ...Jim. I need you to call me the next time this guy appears. Jim Gordon, concerned: Hey, this is just a teenager. It is fine, no need to break his spine or something- Batman: Use Bat-signal next time you see him. I am serious. Jim Gordon: ...What the hell. Sure?

[captainkirkk]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes. Please look at tags and warnings on ao3 before reading.

BNHA

something else to pretend by beeclaws

Bakugou apologies. Somehow, this makes things worse.

Retrograde by redrobin1989

Retrograde /ˈretrəˌɡrād/ adjective: directed or moving backwards noun: a degenerate person. verb: go back in position or time.

Seasoned pro heroes Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki are mentally transported back to their younger bodies due to a quirk. All they have to do is wait for the quirk to wear off for everything to return to normal. But sometimes the journey is worse than the destination.

DC

dick move by konan_konan

Part 1 of batfam twitter shenanigans

dim trake ☑ @timdrakeceo・52min guys what if dick grayson IS batman. that’s why he thought he was getting cancelled. it all makes sense. 784K Views | 142 Retweets | 52 Quote Tweets | 63.9K Likes

tason jodd ☑ @jsntdd・49min ↳ replying to @timdrakeceo asshole last week you said i was batman 461K Views | 88 Retweets | 16 Quote Tweets | 18.3K Likes

or: a civilian overhears a conversation between batman and nightwing. twitter does what it always does: makes things worse

the rules of playing make believe by hoebiwan

“We can’t squat in some dead guy’s mansion, Damian,” Tim says. Damian, in the midst of packing all their meager belongings into grocery sacks, ignores him.

“Why not?” Jason demands. “It’s not like he’s using it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.”

Or: Homeless!Reverse Robins squat in Wayne Manor.

Nine Worlds

with a winged heart by celebros

"Cliopher. Cliopher. Cliopher." I blink. It's Conju, standing with his hands on my shoulders, and I go to answer him and realize that I am already speaking, babbling, and Franzel is behind him, wringing his hands and looking near tears. I try to focus on what I'm saying, but it's like a stream, light and splashing past me, too quick to hold, not enough to catch, somehow, somehow – A few weeks before the start of the viceroyship ceremonies, Kip finds himself the unwitting recipient of a truth serum.

Original Work

That Frightful Nest Inside the Throat by whereveryouroam

Part 1 of That Dreadful Clockwork Beats Below

Living horses were in vogue among the high and mighty of the great families, but Peter’s new owners had sent proud motorhorses, clicking over in a blur of cogs and wheels, to draw the carriage. It was a very nice carriage - plush and cushioned. He couldn’t help but think this was sinister. Masters didn’t transport slaves in finery. At least, not slaves like him.

Peter’s spent years under the cruelty of masters who want the Monster inside him to become their weapon. He is quite sure that Lord and Lady Arken will be no different.

Percy Jackson

Through rose-colored glasses (the past is perfect) by Mo13

Part 1 of Rose-colored glasses verse

Luke/Percy were in a non-consensual 'relationship' when Percy was twelve. Percy deals with the aftermath, while constantly convincing himself that his relationship with Luke was fine (IT WAS NOT). Mostly cooperates with canon up to the end of Heroes of Olympus.

The Goblin Emperor

A Complete Education by bomberqueen17

Preparing for the Emperor's wedding, everyone has some things they need to learn about.

Emperor's Best Friend by imaginary_golux

Ino and Mireän decide their cousin Maia needs a special present for his twentieth birthday.

a burning coal of kindness by egelantier for Morgan (duckwhatduck)

When Maia is kidnapped by a faction hoping to halt the construction of Wisdom Bridge, Beshelar, gravely injured, is by his side. It might just be their undoing.

The Stairs Beneath the Heart by hermitknut

Part 1 of Keystone

The reign of Varenechibal IV is over; the reign of Edrehasivar VII has begun. The transition, however, is anything but smooth, as the Alcethmeret household navigates grief and worry as well as adapting to the new emperor.

A series of missing scenes and unseen moments centering around the Alcethmeret household over the course of the first few months of Maia's reign.

[erinwantstowrite]

maybe ill start my own superhero comic. what then? this is my character tason jodd and nothing happens to him ever. parker peter and he's just chillin.

[homunculus-argument]

siis uteliaisuudesta odotin lukee tätä "so controversiall take " postausta ku ihmiset on niiiin loukkaantuneita tästä ja siis mitä :Ddddd tästäkö???? ihmiset on niin naama norsunvitulla valittamassa xDD sit muistin et tää on tumblr. lukies näit vastauksia tuntuu et lukion filsan tunnit ois menny näilt ihan yli hilseen. tsemiä hölmöläisten kanssa taistoon!

Sitä luulis että tän tason "hyi yäk sä sanoit jotain ällöö hyi hyi hyi EI ÄLÄ SELITÄ MITÄ SÄ SANOIT HYI YÄK EN HALUU KUULLA" tason pelleily olis jätetty tokaluokalle.

[your-best-emo]

Tason Jodd

[valtionrautatiet-official]

Pääteasema

Tämä blogi oli tässä. Mä olen miettinyt suhtautumistani tietoon siitä, että Tumppu aikoo myydä (tai on jo myynyt) käyttäjien tekemää sisältöä AI:n koulutukseen ja... mun moraali ei hyväksy sitä. Tämä ei ole eka kerta kun olen miettinyt voinko jatkaa Tumpussa koska sen omistajat tekee typeriä päätöksiä, mutta sisällön myyminen AI:lle on sen tason pahuutta että mä en voi olla sellaisella sivustolla mukana.

Se, että esitin VR:ää Tumpussa oli yksi hauskimpia juttuja mitä mä olen yli kymmenen vuoden aikana tällä sivustolla tehnyt ja on sääli että se jää kesken; mulla oli mietittynä ja queueattuna sisältöä jonka oisin mielellään näyttänyt teille. Tumpun käyttäjät – te kaikki jotka tän sivuston oikeasti teette – on ihan mahtavia tyyppejä. Mulla tulee teitä ikävä.

Mä jätän tän blogin toistaiseksi olemaan, siinä toivossa että joku Automatticilla tulee järkiinsä ja ne ilmoittaa ettei sittenkään myy Tumpun sisältöä yhtään minnekään. En kyllä oikeasti usko että niin käy.

---

This is the end of this blog. I've thought about the information that Tumblr is planning on selling (or has already sold) content made by its users for AI training and... I think it's immoral. This is not the first time Tumblr has done something that has made me ponder if I want to continue using this site, but this is an act of evil of such magnitude that I cannot remain active on this website.

Pretending to be the Finnish state-owned rail operator was some of the most fun I've had during my over a decade on Tumblr, and I am sad to abandon this. I had plenty of (hopefully) fun content planned and queued for you all. Tumblr users – all you people who actually make this site – are fantastic people. I will miss you.

I will leave this blog as it is for now, in the hopes that the people at Automattic come to their senses and make an announcement they won't be selling anything for AI training after all. I'm not holding my fingers.