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what if shino⌠but PonchoâŚ.
#turning shino into the ultimate artistâs dream: no human anatomy despite being human#iâll give him a skirt next and get rid of the need to draw legs entirely (threat)#i get they were ninja but look me in the eyes and tell me Petty Bitch Drama Queen Supreme shino aburame wouldnât have a cape.#yâall get a glimpse of shinoâs eyes. as a treat.#you could consider this shino on a mission in suna but i just like these kinds of jackets#shino in suna (watched the ninja version of The Mummy): where the flesh-eating scarab babes at#tall bastard.#naruto#aburame shino#shino aburame#shino#my art#fanart#doodle#don't repost or you get got by the scarabs next
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Swimsuit season is well over now. Maybe it's for the best.
#ambroys#special guest star hyden#my draws#as always i just like drawing them hanging out together and being shameless silly gaudy bastards#ambroys can be a judgy little bitch all he likes - hyden's ego defenses are impenetrable#sfkkf standing next to hyden always makes ambroys look like such a manlet. i swear he's well over 6 feet tall#even if i draw ambroys as a totally normal (...relatively normal) non-magic human i still want to put his sun-shaped tummy birthmark on him#it stretches credulity but i think it's cute (said like a man in a confession both)#ummm tags i guess#swimsuit#beach#cartoon art#artists on tumblr#oc#human oc
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Page 22 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix tries to put his villain face on, but it's pretty ineffective when he's so possessive of that wonky mug Adrien made him after Kuro Neko... đâ
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#miraculous ladybug#mentor au#felix sphinx#adrien agreste#A Matter of Trust#josie's art#remember that mysterious pottery kit adrien dug out of the trash and made the WORST mugs for his beloved mentors?#that ugly cat mug is the worst thing felix owns and he'll get EXTREMELY pissy if anyone else touches it#god forbid bri tries to make a cup soup in the mug felix hates; forced on him by the annoying kid he can't stand#(also adrien SHOULDN'T take felix's drink because it has enough caffeine in it to kill a horse; but it's mainly about the cup)#50% of felix's life is holding things out of reach of his shortstack family; tall skinny bastard that he is :)
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Chiptune for the fans
#they are literally t4t and bi4bi#change my mind#non-binary with their tboy boyfriend#tall queen agenda#small chip because he is dumb and patetic weet cat <3#jrwi fanart#jrwi#jrwi show#jrwi podcast#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide fanart#chip lastname#jrwi chip#chip jrwi#chip bastard#chiptune#jrwi queen#queen jrwi#chiptune fanart
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This entire thing kinda spiraled from Zenos and him struggling to remember names, so I decided to give Adventurer!Zenos a section of his journal that basically ends up as his own version of the codex lol
#ffxiv#sketch#y'shtola rhul#urianger augurelt#thancred waters#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#or alternatively- thancred realizing that zenos has in fact been listening at the times he thought he wasnt#(also theater buff zenos and him admiring urianger in general or giving him a research buddy that actually outpaces him with shtola)#the elder trio has kidnapped a new drinking buddy#will never get over how much i adore the characters in this game- the tall blond bastard just has a vicegrip on my brain and my art#but steadily subjecting the other characters to calm zenos' bullshit has also been pretty fun#i get a chuckle out of how much he embodies idgaf#his codex is just a handful of reminders- tataru's tbh is probably where he keeps to-do list sticky notes for the odd jobs he gets#...dammit his note to self looking back on it kinda makes me want to draw frog zenos#(also the struggle- i hope most of these are written well enough in character lmao)
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the girls are fighting
#pingdoobles#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#fnaf sun#fnaf sb#sundrop#dca#dca au#dca community#dca fandom#pluck my heartstrings#fnaf dca au#pmh sun#IM BACK!!! feels weird to draw again i haven't actually touched my tablet and drawn ANYTHING in 5 days which is so strange#i draw pretty much every day or every other day so it's weird for me#make sure u stretch frequently guys and take care of yourself also DONT get carpal tunnel in both your hands :thumbs_up:#guys im 5'1 if we're generous idk what the size diff is i just know he's like 8-9 ft tall#i will still go toe to toe with this lanky ass bastard and get my ass whooped all the same
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Bastards in Westeros have my whole heart. To constantly be told that you are lesser, unworthy of titles, unworthy of inheritance, inherently evil and distrustful, not because of anything you did, but simply for being born the âwrongâ way. If you are high born, you may even live among the very nobles who revile and mistrust you. Youâ a child who has done them no wrong. And even if you are lucky enough to have your bastardy be mere rumor, you still are not spared. Because whether or not people wish to raise you high or burn you to the ground hinges entirely on whether your mother slept with the right person 9 months before you existed⌠even though you are the same person regardless. Wars will be fought just to punish you for being born.
#jon snow#jacaerys velaryon#lucerys velaryon#joffrey velaryon#daeron ii targaryen#daemon blackfyre#brynden rivers#aegor rivers#shiera seastar#addam velaryon#alyn velaryon#nettles#ser duncan the tall#fire and blood#anti team green#anti team green stans#asoiaf#house targaryen#this is why the dornish are the best#âBastards are born of passion are they not? we donât hate them in dorneâ
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yeah im normal. im very normal. so normal. shadow prime amirite guys
i like this one the most so close up (ironically, this is the color palette i was the most scared to deal with bc i don't usually use greens)
#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic prime#he's such a bastard and for what#smug bitch. he's literally 3 feet tall. im going to push him off the ark again#i think i like. i had a whole plan on how to do the bottom rectangle/i literally drew it first. but.#i think if i lineart something seriously. i lose the ability to color it the way i was planning. or something#visualized it completely and then just like it evaporated i don't know where the fuck the thought went it's gone???#so now i think that coloring fucking sucks ass actually but i don't want to work on it any longer bc im like shaking my brain#and ic an't find the original THOUGHTS i HAD where did it GO i was COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways. hi#fanart#draw
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extremely unpopular ship but. marc/luca with 24 + 21
marc/luca: 21 (biting) + 24 (dacryphilia)
Luca braces for it like he braces for hitting the ground after being highsided off his bike. Marc saying youâre nothing like Valentino or youâre just like Valentino. OrâGod fucking forbidâbeing sorry about how shit the Honda is. Poor boy, wasting his career on a comeback that wonât deliver.
He never does. Which is half the reason that theyâre doing this, in the first place.
Itâs not an accident, is the thing. Luca enjoys making mistakes with his eyes wide open.
He grinds up into Marc, dirty, slow sweeps, right against his prostate. The wet squelch of lube echoes gunshot loud between them, accusatoryâas does Marcâs breathless little gasp. Luca keeps at it, again, again, again, so heâll get another one of those noises, but Marc only throws his head back, puts it against his shoulder, miles of smooth, tanned skin in his bobbing throat.
Pretty, Luca thinks, a hysterical little laugh stuck behind his teeth, shaking when he runs a forcibly idle touch over Marcâs waxed, soft thighs.
âMore?â He asks, careful.
Marc nodsâopen-mouthed, greedyâand drags him to hold his cock. Lucaâs hands are calloused, bony, dry. Probably doesnât feel that good, in retrospect. Marc bucks into his grip anyway, fucks into his slightly unsteady fist with abandon, like heâs bending a bad bike to take a tricky corner.
Luca bites into the soft insides of his cheek. Focus.
So he leaves a bite on Marcâs throat next. Mean, deepâitâs right there, after all. Presses down hard on the imprint of his teeth he left on the swell of Marcâs pec, on his nipple, on the knob of his hipbone. Theyâre growing dark already, a splotchy purple-red on gold, ugly, round lines.
He keens, jolts, legs falling open, hooked over Lucaâs skinny knees. Itâs like pressing on the keys of a baby grand at random, only to find out everything sounds fantastic. His cock twitches in his hand, leaks. Each slide is wetter and easier than the last.
Christ. Luca sucks in a breath, tucked against the corded muscle of Marcâs neck.
But Marc is allergic to breaks or something like that. Twists his head around and tugs him up by his hair. Theyâre looking at each otherâwhich should technically be sobering, a cold wash of reality, but only makes Luca ache to press a kiss on the corner of his shiv-quick smile.
In a bit, maybe.
âYou really are mean,â he says, winded, in this dangerous, wild delight.
Luca arches an eyebrow, immaculate through the hell press of Marcâs ass around his cock, how it rakes over him like an electric shock. âYou asked me to.â
âPeople donât usuallyâah, shit, seeâfirst fuck is usually a warm-up. Very polite.â
Luca debates for a split second, five lights and off they go, prying the words from the bottom of his throat. I actually get off on making people cry, just like that. Decides against it at Marcâs dark, cutting stare, his open-mouthed, shameless hunger. Too much like feeding a shark.
Makes himself grin, instead. âIâm very polite. You always say that.â
âAsshole,â he saysâin Spanish. Putilla, like Luca doesnât know what it means. And he laughs through it too, this ugly, honking laugh.
Itâs not what you call someone doing a favor, sort of. Luca keeps smiling.
Squeezes Marcâs cock hard, drags his nails all the way to his flushed, wet head. Marc chokes on whatever noise he was making, scrambles to scratch him back, at his wrist, legs twitching to cover himself up on instinct.
He lets them fall limp, though. Stares wide-eyed, expectant. Challenging. Luca croons something sweet-sounding, backs off just a little. His grip is too tight, cruel, but more pleasure now, working him over in quick, rough twists of his palm.
Nothing about it is pretty, exactlyâexcept Marc crumbling against him, Luca is at his strings. Except Marc whining, high-pitched and raw, when he shivers and comes with Luca running a nail over his slit and biting down on his nape.
Luca grunts, muffled through Marc tightening up around his cock, through the pound of blood in his ears.
Itâs probably the funniestâmost absurdâconsequence of going to an engineerâs birthday party, he thinks, nerves in overdrive, about to giggle or moan or come, same fucking difference, heart drumming against his ribcage, thoughts hitting every corner.
Marc hisses out a thick noise, holds his arm. Thereâs no real strength behind it. Luca gets back on with what could be called his meanness, smears Marcâs come over his own dick. Jerks him only a fraction gentler than he was.
He isnât crying, yet.
Not like he asked to, not like Luca wants to see.
But maybe soon, he thinks, perverse and not caring all that much about it, heat prickling under his skin, spit pooling over his tongue. Luca gives him a light nibble on his earlobe as a reward, more intent than actual pressure.
âMore?â Luca breathes out, barely a whisper.
Marcâlashes wet, fluttering, almost thereânods.
#marc/luca#marc marquez#luca marini#you say unpopular pairing but christ they're popular to me#devil permutation cursed third person in the room#i'm sorry i'm just loving luca reaching for the ONE person that he abso-fucking-lutely shouldn't#and marc never getting far from tall mean blond bastards#also by the time i'm done i'll count how many of my fills have: a) luca marini domming someone b) overstimulation/orgasm denial#anyway#motogp#motogp rpf#rpf#chev fics#chev fills a prompt#also this 844 words and not 1k and it's fine#i'm FINE about it
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doodlepage made while i was recovering from the spec bio post.... using information from said post lol
#great god grove#ggg spoilers#ggg hector#ggg capochin#ggg grujaja#ggg inspekta#GO MY SILLY DOODLES. BE FREE. AND HOPEFULLY I CAN AnSWER ASKS TOMORROW!!!#probably open the image in a new tab to zoom in lol since my canvas is so hugelarge lolol#i refuse to make capo tall but because of him taking leadership mantle from inspekta he was so close to doing it lol#if it werent for the fact he saw himself 2nd in command still... woulda been over for him#tiny hector is funny as hell to me. he wasnt put into the taffy stretcher yet...#imagining capo carrying him away at this size lol#also got really fond of him having the droopy sleeves before he metamorphed lol. he liked having his adorable cutie whimsy#and to smack people in the face w the sleeves. because hes a bastard and sucks#also if u read this i do need u to be aware drainfolk do call their infants mold or mold spores as a bullying affection term.#those thangs r mold colored
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You know, the AAI2 fandomâs insistence on referring to the characters by their fan localized names weâve had for like a decade instead of the ones we received this week is really funny. It almost reminds me of somethingâŚ
God damn it.
#ace attorney#aai#aai2#aa investigations#aai collection#ace attorney series#ace attorney shitpost#ace attorney posting#ace attorney investigations#yumihiko ichiyanagi#sebastian debeste#eustace winner#courage the cowardly dog#raymond shields#eddie fender#justine courtney#verity gavelle#real talk: the name Eustace is kind of growing on me. it has the even more pathetic energy than both Yumihiko/Sebastian.#still prefer the fan names though.#that and since Iâm a microbiology major I know that âeu-â as a prefix in biology usually means âtrueâ so it connects to Verity/Justine#and I think thatâs kinda cute :)#winner however can go burn.#Eustace will never replace Sebastian I am simply adding it to my list of names to refer to the kid.#<- a list which so far includes: 4kids Akechi. Laywer Iruma-kun. Fluffy Little Bastard. Tall Child. Disconnected Tellytubby. Herr Fluffy.#and now Eustace and Stacey have been added to the mix.#what are some others please add.
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Mini conspiracy to do with lrt actually because this has been rotting my brain. The timeline doesn't necessarily make sense because there is like a small ocean of time between the unplugging of TurboTime and Turbo's incursion into Sugar Rush, BUT HEAR ME OUT!
So we know that the visual design, vocal flair and body language of King Candy is HEAVILY inspired by Disney's Mad Hatter from their original animated Alice in Wonderland (1951). The resemblance is extremely deliberate. The hair, the high collar, the iconic lisp, the presentation.
But if we look at King Candy's visual design when compared to the other human avatars of SUGAR RUSH, our little faux monarch here does NOT STYLISTICALLY MATCH UP!
The racers of Sugar Rush are very clearly emulating a typical cutesy Japanese 'chibi' style. Round heads, big eyes, little noses, and legs that (while not so long as to be anatomically realistic) fit the proportions of their bodies. Their outfits are sleek and their silhouettes are quite thin.
King Candy does not follow this same design philosophy at all (and it's for this reason that I also personally believe that King Candy's appearance as a whole was a fabrication of Turbo's, rather than an unfinished NPC character whose model he commandeered).
I think an interesting in-universe explanation for King Candy's appearance could come from another game. One which Turbo would have known well.
After all, TurboTime had had a neighbor in Fix-It Felix Jr.
While their design language definitely does not line up 1:1, I see more of Felix in King Candy's appearance than I do the likeness of any Sugar Rush avatar. There are some commonalities in the facial proportions of King Candy and Fix-It Felix. Their heads are taller, eyes are smaller, and their mouths are wider. And then there is the nose, which is to me and my delulu brain the most obvious visual similarity between these two.
So. Say you're a societal pariah after doing something seriously taboo, and you need to blend in with a group of newly-arrived strangers in order to avoid being caught and punished for your misdeeds. There's not much time, and you need to get your affairs in order before anyone realizes what you're doing.
I think that, with his take-over of Sugar Rush being an extremely time-sensitive ordeal, Turbo had very little chance to devise the perfect disguise. So he cheated just a bit, took inspiration from a place that was familiar to him.
His own appearance, ghoulish and grey, dressed in blazing red over stark white, that would never fly in such a whimsical world. But he once knew a cast of characters with designs that all the Players found appealing at that time, and he fell back on that knowledge to craft his royal façade. All he knew for sure was that his avatar had to be cute, colorful and coherent.
The end result definitely doesn't scream Sugar Rush when you really scrutinize it, but it held up for fifteen years. Fifteen wonderful years full of racing and ruling and winning to his heart's content. Turbo was satisfied, maybe even truly happy.
I wonder if part of his apparent surprise during the Big Twist Villain Reveal(tm) came from him not immediately recognizing the ashy grey skin beneath the mask he'd built more than a decade ago. After all, he'd spent right around half of his entire life as the one and only King Candy, the benevolent monarch and best racer of Sugar Rush.
He would have been more than happy to leave his loathsome original avatar behind with the rest of the eight-bit era. It had done him no favors even when he wasn't old news just yet.
How unfortunate for him that the pesky Glitch had different ideas.
#Obsessed with the potential for Turbo to have dealt w/ body dysmorphia (prior to getting bugged up and totally loving that!)#Turbo wir#wreck-it ralph headcanons#BugBot's headcanons#Turbotastic!#We stan a self-accepting bug bastard king#Love yourself. Even if 'yourself' means a twenty-foot tall biomechanical horror from the bowels of candy Hell#Wreck-It Ralph#King Candy#King Candybug
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#mdzs#jiang cheng#lan wangji#wei wuxian#jin ling#ig in this universe jiang cheng already knows about lan sizhui. which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic#god that's so funny tho. jc recognizes wen yuan and just decides not to say shit. king honestly#ig also in this universe jiang cheng kept all of wwx's shit for absolutely not sentimental reasons. no reason in particular actually myob#which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic. wwx comes back to lotus pier and jc just has his room perfectly preserved#i like that headcanon. jc keeps all the things his dead loved ones leave him and he guards them as preciously as he guards his own memories#his father's sect. his mother's whip. his brother's flute. his sister's son#augh the tags got serious#anyways apparently lwj is 188cm and jc is 185cm. fucking tall bastards ugh#that 3cm difference probably has jc seething#yanyan polls
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Severus đ
Aside from Harry and Hermione, he is arguably the next character whose pov I read about the most (gen or ship wise). Can't help that he's too interesting of a character for me to ignore when written right.
#doodle#fanart#severus snape#professor snape#snape#snape fanart#hp fanart#harry potter fanart#i love fanon snape#mostly bc i barely remember canon him#I admit to being a bit biased#blame the movies and fics for making me adore him#headcanon where snape is more powerful than what's portrayed in the books/movies#tall dark and broody#snarky bastard who hates everyone but has the tiniest soft spot for his youngest slytherins#he loves dumbledore minerva pomfrey and some of the staff in his own snarly way too#his own found family you could say#idk i have a lot of thoughts on this man#or my image of him anyway#but am not good at articulating it right now
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I mad art :)
Xtra of my remake (birthday) acting with yours. For some reason I felt it appropriate for b-day to be annoying I donât know why
HAEUFTEYSTREYSSYFDFTFJHGRYFFRDDFTF THE WAY I SCREECHED WHEN I SAW THIS- I IMMEDIATELY GOT UP FROM MY CHAIR AND STARTED SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT đđTHIS IS SOSOSOSO GOOD YOUR ART IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT It's such an honor to see you draw my banban design THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸đĽđĽđĽđĽ you draw him so goofy and funky I love it-
ALSO I LOVE BDAY BANBAN HE'S THE ABSOLUTEL BEST
#I adore the interactions between the two banbans so i had to draw some more....I LOVE THEM#bastard and pathetic tall man love them#I'm so close to printing these YOU HAVE NO IDEA#again i love your art sm ty for this giftâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸#faceee rambles#gobb fanart#gobb#garten of banban fanart#garten of banban
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took some time exploring Chiboâs updated look, think i finally got it down :o
#for some reason his hair was one of the biggest things making me go insane but#as you can see I started vibin with the bangs pulled back idea#which for the most part was inspired by Bizlyâs current look lmao#also ended up trading the tall/popped jacket collar bc i remembered my Lizzie design had it first and i want the two to have diff styles#my art#sketches#digital art#jrwi#jrwi podcast#jrwi show#just roll with it#just roll with it podcast#jrwi riptide#jrwi chip#jrwi chip james#jrwi chip bastard
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