#takes a drag of my cigarette

[piosplayhouse]

Saw someone in the skinhe tag saying they could never imagine Hualian or wangxian skin creatures and I don't know how to tell you guys this but hairless cat wwx had an entire rp account on twitter back in 2020 where they called him maozu and drew his balls and everything. There was a cat on douyin that cosplayed him too

[vibiano]

Oh and speaking of, shoutout the very very very vivid dream I had where Hector was sick for the first time after coming out of the rifts, and the bizzyboys where taking shifts to take care of him. And it was Vib's turn, and this happened

Yeahg.

[fizzytoo]

i don’t want to play any other game but bg3 rn

[jazz-kity]

keta to be first man to be able to kill himself twice

[moofshroom]

WHERE IS MY GOAT WHERE IS SHEEEEE ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

being an asa fan means every time a new csm manga chapter drops and yoru opens her mouth you're just like "she would NOT fucking say that...."

[jonahmagnus]

No comment

[ditadoyb-but-t4t]

hey transfems who like having big dicks and getting hard you can use topical t gel to counteract the effects of estrogen exclusively on your penis.

oh and also this

[leashybebes]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤣🤣

I curious about their first time. Like how did Evan managed that?! 👀

Like how did he even say it? Or why Tommy said yes? And the aftermath of course cos no way Tommy didn't leave that bed with so many confusing thoughts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

for you, lol. a little bit of aftermath

"Fuck, that was crazy good."

Tommy makes a noise into the pillow.

"You okay, dude?"

Tommy turns his head enough to glare at him out of one eye. "Don't call me dude when you've just had your dick in me."

Buck laughs. "Honey? Sweetie? Baby?"

"Just - just Tommy," Tommy says in a rush. "Jesus, you're - impossible."

Buck tilts his head. "Hey. You okay, Tommy?"

"I just let a straight guy fuck me, ask me again in the morning."

Buck shrugs. "Okay, sure. It was good though, right? Like - you came, I didn't make that up, did I?"

Tommy sighs and hides his face again. "I'm lying in the damn wet spot, Evan," he says, his voice muffled. "You didn't make it up."

"Awesome."

[meowmeow1meow]

I love taylor worm

[hurlumerlu]

[vibiano]

The speedpaint btw :3 As a bonus treat you get to see the stupid ass doodle eye was drawing before on the same canvas

[ashoss]

pulls up to the drive thru window. give me some of ur fluffiest batfam fic recs please i wanna go to the dentist after this

[hmsdoodlin]

you're the platonic bloodmoon person

im down pounding my head against the kitchen floor BEGGING you to feed us more platonic bloodmoon

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEA-

:)

[funderberker-thefrog]

ok but hc: porter and jace initial romance/situantionship where jace gets eventually betrayed and killed for the ritual and that's how we get to current jace-puppet state of the toxic adult man yaoi

we've seen how 'charming' porter is. just imagine. i see them younger and flirting and falling in love and then you're crushed to death. was porter even into you in the first place? or were you just pretty enough, useful enough?

it doesn't matter.

rage is all there is, all there will ever be

[subzeroparade]

Chapters: 12/12 COMPLETE (part 1 of 2) Fandom: Elden Ring (Shadow of the Erdtree spoilers) Characters: Messmer, Melina, Queen Marika Additional Tags: Messmer and Melina are twins and Marika is going at it single-mom style,  featuring assorted Shadow Realm NPC cameos (Black Knight Huw, Count Ymir, Inquisitor Jori, Rellana, Messmer’s assorted knights); the usual greek tragedy family dynamics, a frankly disproportionate amount of worldbuilding, Hornsent culture pre-crusade (is theocratic apartheid), some shipping as set dressing though not until later chapters

Summary:

Those who have never birthed something from a forge think all fires burn the same. Messmer and Melina know better.

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Updated every week

[coquettemouse]

Piper: open your eyes and close your mouth

Leo:😝

Piper: no Leo

*later*

Leo: open your eyes and close your mouth

Jason: 😐..?

Leo: damnit