#taken by my brother in law

[molkolsdal]

Abu Dhabi

[queen-of-hawkins-why-ler]

Holly Wheeler loves hanging out with her babysitters, which are her gay brother and her gay brother’s gay bf

[chloecherrysip]

I'm telling you, everything's gonna be all right as long as we're together!

[mushroomgothic]

head not empty (full of cucumber)

babysitting our niece freddie this week and i love her so much

[jessicas-pi]

The Shuttle AU where Nigel Anstruthers is even more devious and DOESN'T separate Rosalie from her family, and he pretends to be nice and good and even invites Bettina to spend her school holidays at Stornham Court one year.

(That last one was not his best idea, tbh.)

Through chance, circumstance, or maybe the weaving hand of Fate, Bettina Vanderpoel and James Hubert John Fergus Saltyre meet, speak, and quickly discover their mutual distaste for Sir Nigel Anstruthers...

Anyway I call this one Jem and Bett Ruin Nigel's Life (Ten Years Ahead of Schedule)

[stiltonbasket]

For wen!wwx: "you are a fool wei wuxian," Wen Qing hissed angrily. "What of a-yuan? How will you protect him if you are dead?" She asked, violence on her face. "This poison will destroy your jindan, if not outright kill you!" But A-Ying had already made his decision. She can only have faith. They may not be of the same blood, but Wen Zhuliu had taught him all he knew. And there was no one alive or dead who knew more about the jindan than the core melting hand himself.

I'm guessing that this prompt assumes that Wei Wuxian was behind his own poisoning/is preventing his recovery in some way, so here's some more background for the AU.

This wasn't covered in previous asks, but Wei Wuxian has been subtly influencing battles/supply runs in favor of the Sunshot alliance for years, since the obedience seals bound to his life-force prevent him from openly rebelling against Wen Ruohan. Until the year before his poisoning, WWX was ferrying information across the Jiangling battlefront to Yunmeng by way of Yu Zhenhong and Li Shuai; and when he was forcibly retired and sent back to the Nightless City, he could no longer interact with his spies and gather information in person. Furthermore, the safety of his household depends on how well he serves Wen Ruohan, which means that Wei Wuxian has to be more useful to WRH as a wounded battle strategist than he was as a general on the front lines.

Wei Wuxian would much rather have found a cure and gone back to the Hejian (Qinghe) battlefront, but Wen Qing couldn't find a remedy for his core-poisoning in time—which is unsurprising, because the poison was developed in Gusu Lan as a last recourse in case of siege, and never tested on a single human victim prior to Wei Wuxian.

Re: the poisoned arrow, Jingyi was the archer who shot Wei Wuxian. He switched places with one of Nie Mingjue's disciples and sneaked in as part of his dad's first regiment; and when he actually got to the front lines, he panicked and shot WWX. :/

[alexjcrowley]

I do not wish to participate in any Lance Stroll slander

However Nepo Baby by Danny Gonzalez is his song and I will die on this hill

[fixa-ryeter]

did something cursed (japanese names except mandarin pronunciation)

[im2tired4usernames]

I hope what ever asshole cultist invited the stay at home daughter movement a very your dick gets rips into bits and eaten by pigs

[real-life-cloud]

New plant!! I visited my great grandma and she gave me clippings from her 40 yr old plant 😮

[tovarishch-dyke]

hopefully this isn’t a hot take but I hope gen z realizes that the punk, goth, industrial etc etc subcultures all kinda diy’d their stuff by way of investing in real vintage, hand me downs, sewing, refurbishing and modding their clothing. Their makeup wasn’t perfect, their hair was not perfect, nothing was perfect. Like I remember watching some Irish news segment about goths in Dublin and these teens and young adults were borrowing and taking clothes from their parents and grandparents and going out of their way to come up with their own style instead how now everyone is buying from shein or some shit and nothing is unique in fashion because everyone is obsessed with some niche garbage “aesthetic” that lasts for a max 5 months

basically what I’m saying is: you don’t need an endless closet of clothes, you don’t need to keep up with every stupid trend or follow some uniform outfit for whatever subculture you’re a part of. Real quality clothing that has lasted an excess of 30 years and still is in good condition, or can be taken in to fit you properly (which is something you can do!!) is worth a million times more than whatever garbage you’re buying from a fast fashion demon. Trade clothes with your friends! Go to clothing swaps! Dye your jeans another color! Learn how to sew! Steal shit from your parents and siblings!(they won’t miss it) literally if you’re under the age of 20 you will be way cooler than an alt influencer on tiktok

[ethereiling]

youd really think thered be a cap for the amount of awful things happening at once but i guess not !!!!!

[tittyinfinity]

I hate breaking bad

[seekingthestars]

i promise i'll stop coming on tumblr just to make complaney text posts but

sarah's thanksgiving (currently):

monday: work + lunch with friend tuesday: work + (maybe volunteer thing?? idk if we got signed up for it or not lol) wednesday: work thursday: 5-6 hr round trip roadtrip to grandma's (+ lunch with relatives i don't like) friday: 6hr round trip roadtrip to sister-in-law's grandparents' house for thanksgiving with her family saturday: maybe actually nothing sunday: 6 hr round trip roadtrip to grandpa's (+ extra hr in the car driving to get lunch)

like when am i even supposed to enjoy the holiday lol

[rubycaped]

men are so fucking useless lmao

[autumnrory]

FINALLY starting to feel a little better about christmas though i only have two things on me and one thing ordered BUT i got a list of books from my mom so i can order those when i order the cookbook for my sister in law and my mom also mentioned something my sister wants that i could get, gonna do most of the kids' shopping on friday, still need ideas for my nephew and godson though, plus i have general ideas for my dad and brother lol you guys are getting gift cards and a little something else bc you are too difficult for me to shop for ANYWAY like i am going to make progress in the coming days so it's fine