#take me where i cannot stand

[waywardwizzard]

"You... are a goddess."

Wash watched in awe as Zoë walked down the cargo bay stairs, the golden spaghetti-strap dress clinging to her hips. A few wisps of hair escaped the golden leaf clip holding her hair up, framing her face.

Zoë smirked and Wash felt underdressed in his Hawaiian shirt and dark blue blazer. He swallowed when she stopped, barely a foot away, the faint scent of leather lingering in the air. Unconsciously, he leaned forward, wanting to feel her full lips on his -

"Hold your horses, cowboy."

She leaned closer to whisper in his ear, her breath warm.

"I'll kiss you when there ain't a horsebrush on yer lips. Until then, you'll have to live with this."

With excruciating slowness she kissed his cheek, lingering for a second, before pulling away.

Wash was, for the first time in his life, speechless. He watched, gaping like a fish out of water, as she walked down the cargo bay ramp, the lights of Bardant glinting off her golden dress. Mal's loud laugher brought Wash crashing back down into reality.

Throwing the Captain a dark look, Wash ran back to his bunk, frantically wondering if he still had a razor.

[morethanweseem]

@sheldoney sent 'Christmas Ship'

Send 'Christmas Ship' for the following!

Who starts putting up decorations in October? - Penny

Who buys the advent calendars? - Sheldon

Who places mistletoes all around the house? - Penny

Who wraps the presents for other people? - Sheldon

Who puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? - Sheldon

Who’s the one that hates eggnog? - Sheldon but he drinks it because it is a seasonally themed beverage.

Who’s the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? - Both

Who sends out the Christmas cards? - Penny. Because every card does not need to discuss the history of the Hallmark company

Who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas? - Both

Who’s the better snowman builder? - Sheldon.

Who starts snowball fights? - Penny. And she wins it too

Who’s the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? - Penny. Mariah Carey. All I Want for Christmas is you. At the top of her lungs.

[thenopequeen]

I was about to fight you for the TV show

firefly was the worst thing to happen to humanity. gucci skirt bought with their own goddamn in-store apple pay or whatever. sheer tights. pearl bracelet. you coulda raised a better girl. i’m just a [redacted] i’m not a hero i’m just a [redacted]. heels which we saw one (1) time. bobby pinned bangs. these are the only legs onstage my friend. the thigh grope. and to cap it all off cunty jacket longer than miniskirt reveal right at the end complete with lipgloss reapplication. i’m describing a my chemical romance concert

[camellcat]

lose my mind every time the doctor takes rose's last name in fics. brilliant, amazing, splendid, absolutely perfect.

like, what do you MEAN she'd be the one to change her last name? he doesn't even HAVE a bloody name like us! plus, she's rose tyler. you think he's going to want that to be different? it's the doctor and rose tyler in the tardis (or I suppose whatever they do in pete's world, but that's still the doctor and rose tyler having their new adventure)!!

she's rose tyler and he is whatever-he-wants tyler. end of discussion. the whole pond diabolical should've been clue enough imo

[b4kuch1n]

pre-holiday leave crumbs

[remyfire]

Went to the bank today and the teller was not only from my home state, but lived maybe 10 miles away from me while we were growing up. That was trippy enough, but then he was also like. Alarmingly good-looking. It's been a long time since I was in a conversation with someone who was so oppressively attractive that I experienced a fight or flight response, like that story about writing one's crush a letter telling them to get out of your school.

But I am also mildly less embarrassed because I now know so many people who would have the exact same response if they suddenly encountered Alan or Mike on the street out of nowhere. I am in good company.

[musubiki]

Besides Danmarch (and low key FeiQiu?), what other Honkai Star Rail ships do you like?

not many honestly!!! danmarch is my fav i love their silly banter....yanli is my new second fav HEHHEHEHEHEHE you cant give me two cute kids who have so much in common and yet end up as childish bickering rivals anyway and then their mentors forcing them into the get-along-tshirt (metaphorically) and expect me not to love them instantly heheeee

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[simptasia]

look at me, listen to me, trust me:

as somebody who is currently living through the worst trauma and depression of my life, i gotta tell you:

you cannot live on coffee

coffee cannot be your replacement for sleep or nutrients. it will become less effective over time and mess up your endocrine system (the system responsible for hormone and sleep regulation). your stress and anxiety will increase and you may put your heart and kidneys at risk. you also might shit yourself sometimes

this may all seem very obvious but its possible to be in the mindset where Living On Coffee makes sense to you

what i'm saying is coming from a place of experience. and love. you cannot live on energy replacements. no matter how tasty

eat veggies. drink water. sleep. you can do other things, you can indulge, i promise! just please, do basic self care too

[malachitezmeyka]

I personally find it very funny that my sister and I are both obsessed with an unfairly attractive long-haired fictional man with a tendency to prance around without a shirt on who would do anything for his autistic daughter... and it's not even the same damn fictional man

"Oh we're so different we will never get along" Blatant lies, we're one in the same and completely incorrigible in what we are

[kimmie-nimmie]

I’m gonna go kms rq :l

[lesbianlenas]

they released the classes for next semester and i’m so 😑 basically the only classes that r in my area of interest which is women’s rights law (which let me note is a VERY broad subject area) are international law classes and i don’t want to take international law 😭 i took an international law class this semester & i just do not enjoy it at all even tho the subject matter is interesting i am just not interested in international law. but like so many of the classes in general r international law i’m like oh so nothing for those of us interested in domestic civil rights law? 😭 bc i am also open to broader civil rights law not just women’s rights but literally like the only stuff is either criminal law which no thank u or an employment/labor law class which i would be interested in but it’s from like 4:30-7pm and it’s like ok kill me i guess. but anyway i am not happy w my options is all. like the classes sound interesting but i think of having to learn abt them from an int perspective & i want to die genuinely do u know or understand how many useless treaties the UN has made (useless bc the UN has no enforcement power)? and do u know how many u can read before u want to blow ur brains out at the thought of reading another? well i do. i was NOT born to be an international law girlie.

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

anyway do u think deadpool and wolverine is on streaming yet i need to find that on a totally legal website soon

as of saturday night IT IS NOT !!! which sucks and they lied

i know it is on the totally legal website soaper.tv or whatever its called ;)

ok coming back to here after writing all the tags thirty tag limit?? that is wild to me i didnt know that existed

[saintlesbian]

as for the rest of the ep…

Chalynn truthers we won. we fucking won 🍾🍾🍾

Lois trying to talk Ned into making peace w/ Michael and Drew sounds REAL funny knowing that drew and Michael r still planning on pushing him out of ELQ again. fuck those two forever actually, y’all can make peace in hell

speaking of drewfus, I wish I could be glad he’s leaving but it’s not for very long and crew is gonna be annoying abt it I’m sure. this version of drew is such a shell of himself that anytime hes brought up I just feel disgusted 😖

I’m getting tired of Sonny bringing up Carly when talking to nina it just feels WEIRD… I really don’t wanna see a Carson reunion but it’s starting to feel like the pikeman/cyrus bs might end up being the catalyst for one… sonaritas should we be worried. 😟

also Tolly agreeing to use krissy as the surrogate… wasn’t there literally a whole argument against doing this months back that resulted in tolly icing krissy out for several weeks…? once again I must assert this whole surrogate storyline is a load of barnacles

[daxite]

i'm genuinely convinced that 90% of the silent hill "fans" who are praising the remake and crying about "grifters" shitting on it have also never played the games themselves only know about the series because of those dogshit supereyepatchwolf videos from a few years ago

[remember-ur-alive]

CHAT I MISS MY S^W YA0I