#shenny

[bazingaandblossom]

[hellengomes]

Jenny protecting Sheldon

[ros3-marry]

S1 Shane and Jenny

U cannot convince me they werent hinted at from the beginning or atleast like platonic sole mates for ppl who don’t like to ship them (no h8). They have so much chemistry 😭 it kills me knowing they destroy such a deep and meaningful relationship in 5 episodes (s6). Not just scenes that there shipped or put together but also cast photos and promotional content AND THE FUCKING THEME VIDEO INTRO WHATEVER EVEN KATE MOENING SHIPS THEM. If I had a Time Machine I’d go back in time and stop the writers from doing whatever the fuck type of drugs they were doing while writing the last 5 episodes of s6 or tbh the entirety of s6 and the last episode of s5. SHOULD have ended s5 with Shane and Jenny fucking on the couch and season6 be both of them getting therapy and living happily ever after.

Rant Complete

[blackpilledkremlintsarina5294]

The Big Bang Theory | 06x23 - The Love Spell Potential

[supercool-here]

I have to say, I'm glad AO3 is robust with Shenny fanfics

[sapphiccharacterstournament]

Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Round One

[thealfalfamale]

shenny creechurs

[therewasabee]

HAPPY FIFTEENTH SHENNY LOVEMAKING ANNIVERSARY EVERYONE

[kenniko]

~₊˚ ཐི⋆ ˚SHENNY˚ ⋆ཋྀ ˚₊~

★⁰ •°'♪—you play stupid games (you win stupid prizes)—♪'°•⁰★

Sure.

Kenny admits.

Sharky's pretty damn hot.

But that's what everyone thinks- and Sharky's used to all of that comments on his looks, how he's handsome, “oh marry me, marry me, Sharky!” always everywhere he goes. Everyone thinks he's handsome and beautiful, and he knows it. He breathes in those compliments and photosynthesise it and make it his source of confidence.

Sharky's confidence also boosted his flirty side, in a way. Sharky had always been naturally flirtatious, but that's probably because he's just born naturally gorgeous- and he flirts with everyone! Chunkz, James, even Filly sometimes, AJ, Niko. And Kenny too.

So, Kenny didn't think much of it, and played along. While Chunkz pushed him away immediately, AJ teased him just to push him away and Niko just laughed it off whenever Sharky attempted to do so. But Kenny? He plays along. Sharky flirts, he flirts back. It's stupid really.

Kenny responds to all of Sharky's flirts almost immediately, like it's a natural normal thing- and for them it is. It just is. It's like a game they didn't participate in but played anyways. There's no rules, no anything. Just a game they play.

Who flirts first, who flirts second, and who breaks first.

Kenny's competitive, and Sharky's too overconfident to see himself failing so they would play this game non-stop. This stupid game that not just overuses Kenny's brain to come with a comeback, but also plays with their feelings. Feelings they didn't even know were there. Or maybe they knew, but they're just too ignorant to care- (or perhaps they're afraid because they cared too much.)

Nonetheless. It's a stupid game. But they're not one to surrender.

So sometimes, the game ends with a kiss. Just a small, playful peck. They end it with that, just to start it all over again the next day. Idiots.

They played this game too many times, kissed- no, it's just a peck- too many times that they even forgot to cover it up when they're shooting. Not that they had anything to cover up, it's just that they were aware that what they're doing, the game they're playing- it's dangerous, idiotic, and it's not something friends would do. But they didn't want to point it out.

There's like an unspoken rule about it too.

You snooze, you lose. Whoever points out that what they're doing isn't normal, not at all, you lose. Defeated by feelings, feelings they locked in a chest- feelings that shouldn't escape. Love is the word. But they'll never admit that.

But a game will always have it's permanent, eternal ending. Full stop. The End.

With the fact that Kenny and Sharky are both in bed, naked and all tired- surely. There was an ending, and a new beginning.

Here's how the game ended.

~★~

They had just finished shooting for a video. It was probably a game of Guess The “Something” but Kenny's not sure- he can't seem to remember. Well, he just wasn't able to remember because oh my god, Kenny actually kissed Sharky. Kissed. Not a peck, not that lame excuse where it only lasted 3 seconds. No, this was more than 3 seconds- more than just playful games- it was too much, too much to be even called a peck because Kenny knows damn well when a kiss is a kiss.

They knew at some point, well, Kenny, knows that at some point this ongoing joke and game they're playing will get serious at some point. Where feelings will actually escape, and show it's true colours in all of their pride. That lingering, constant beats of their heart that if they could hear how the other's heart beat, the momentum- they would try and force their hearts to beat at the same pace, to breathe on the same rhythm. Harmonising it instead of stacking it again and again.

And it did.

It escaped, and it goes on the same pace- they could hear it in their ears, their own heartbeat and they can feel a second one, like it's their own. It beat at the same rhythm. A constant motion, and when they pulled back -and they didn't know who pulled back first- they held their breath, so they can breathe out at the same time, so they can be one. But they didn't tell themselves too, they just did.

Soulmates? Maybe. Destiny? Definitely.

And Sharky? He sure as hell is not a coincidence.

You must be wondering. How the hell did they end up kissing in the first place? Well, it's more or less a dumb and dumber situation. They all were playing a game of truth or dare, bored out of their minds because the lights went out and it's so cold and Chunkz's phone were out of battery.

Chunkz is like a kid, really, when there's his phone or anything gadgets with him, he'd be as quiet as a turtle. They don't make sounds at all. But when his gadgets are out of the picture, he starts biting and biting like a damn snapping turtle and he just disturbs everyone.

So, even though the others had their phone on full, they're not anti-social beings and what else to do in the dark than hide and seek? They did that. Turns out all of them are a bunch of scaredy cats, and thought a figure was flying towards them when it's just Niko's long ass coat on the door.

So, they resorted to a safer option of truth or dare. Everyone was on the living room on the carpeted floor. It was more of a Spin the Bottle but who cares what game it is? They're all so sleepy and tired but they made a dumb bet that whoever sleeps first would need to do their laundry for the whole week. It was a dumb bet, and they're even dumber for agreeing with it.

The bottle landed at Sharky first, and then at Kenny. And somehow AJ told them to give each other a peck, kiss each other. Chunkz smacked the back of his head, telling him that that's not even a challenge because they do it all the time. Kenny just shrugged his shoulders and playfully tried to kiss Sharky, lips out and pouting, he was smiling and laughing and Sharky- it was probably due to his tiredness but his eyes actually looked serious, and it seemed darker even because of the lack of lighting. Only the phones flashlight became the source of light. Sharky leaned in, captured his lips and usually when they do this, it would only be a small touch of their lips. But no. This time it's different- they were full on lips to lips and Kenny had to restrain from making sounds and even it did, it was muffled. They pulled away and Kenny looked at Sharky, Sharky looked at Kenny and there's something different and-

“Well then, I'm going to bed. Fuck all of you, there's a laundry place just across the road. I'm doing it. Bye. I'm out of here-” Chunkz said, he said he was sleepy before, but his eyes were wide as he stood up, left and went to his room.

Niko couldn't help but laugh awkwardly. AJ just looked confused, shocked, what the fuck written all over his face.

Kenny couldn't look at Sharky, though he noticed the man staring at him.

“Let's go, AJ. I'm sure there's a conversation long overdue for these two-” Niko said, winking at Kenny. That bastard. Kenny thought.

And then it was just Sharky and Kenny. Kenny can't look up, he just can't- while Sharky just stood there looking at the ceiling.

One's looking above the sky, the other deep underground. It only takes two to understand, to know that they need each other to balance the other out. Though maybe for them, these idiots, they might need a thousand brains to figure that out.

“Look- Kenny- I'm-” Sharky stumbles on his words, he couldn't even finish it but it's not for reasons one might think. It's because Kenny, out of sheer determination boldness, places both his hands on Sharky's face and they were, again, kissing.

This time, it wasn't a game, no one forced them or dared them to do this. Kenny kissed Sharky, and Sharky kissed him back. Their tongues fighting and they could hear the noises echoing the room, Kenny had always been loud, even with all of his previous partners- but with Sharky he seems to be out of control. Because for how long have they been wanting this? To kiss each other and actually be serious, not to tease or to play- but to feel each other, body to body, skin to skin, heart to heart. Now they are, and it feels like they're about to burst. The night is cold, but they feel so warm being in each other's embrace, and despite the darkness, things couldn't have been more clearer. They don't need any confessions, that had been long overdue. This is what they needed.

To feel.

They kissed like they're fighting for the last breath of oxygen- which was ironic since when they pulled away, they were panting and actually trying to catch a breath.

When they looked at each other again, Sharky's hands tightly gripped on Kenny's waist- they knew then that everything was different.

So, who lost the game?

They're both too damn heated to find out.

~To be continued~

A/N: posted this chapter on my oneshot collection on wattpad! Drop a comment, a vote or two, always appreciate some love. It's been a while since I posted any fics so tadaaa!!! There'll be a part 2, but I won't be posting here and only at wattpad🙈

[demonhanabi]

The Bizarro Paradigm Shift Chapter 1

Originally posted on AO3 on November 2023

Penny opens her eyes and immediately closes them. She’s getting better at this daily hangover thing…She wishes that was a joke.

Most nights she needs to have a drink, if she or Leonard wants to have sex then she definitely needs a drink. The guilt at that thought comes immediately but she can’t deny that it’s true.

She’s in Leonard’s bed, they don’t cuddle. He has gas and she has no patience, waking up with his arm around her makes her feel trapped so after the third attempt each night he stays on his side of the bed. Sitting up on the bed Penny tussles up her hair and grabs a handful, thinks about going to the salon. She likes her blond hair a little lighter, but then she discards the thought. Why bother?.

Looking down at the man sleeping beside her Penny feels that guilt again. She doesn’t love Leonard, these days she can barely stand him. At least not without alcohol being involved. He’s not the sweet guy she met 8 years ago, maybe he never was. But at this point in her life he’s her best option at a stable relationship and if they need alcohol to have sex, well she was a witness to her parents needing to do the same.

‘Get a grip Penny’ Leonard is not the worst guy she could end up with. But was that enough? The conversation she had with Amy and Bernadette about boring love is still replaying constantly in her mind. Was this really all there was to it? Bernadette seemed to think so. Her fellow blond acted scandalized if Penny expressed a desire to feel loved and cared for, ‘What are you talking about Penny? Leonard is a great guy, you hold onto him.’ Bernadette’s voice overlaps with that of her mother and Penny is nauseous.

She needs some coffee and Sheldon always makes her feel better and laugh, and she’s in the mood for cartoons as well.

Hearing Leonard snort in his sleep makes her hurry, she puts on a pair of his pajama pants that always look short on her and grabs the first shirt she can get her hands on and grimaces once she realizes it’s ‘her’ Princeton shirt. She had liked the shirt when he gave it to her, until he opened his mouth ‘So you can pretend you went to college.’ Penny had wanted to punch Leonard and his stupid grin. She doesn’t bother with socks or slippers, she knows that Sheldon will say something about her dragging germs all over the place but she doesn’t care.

Right before stepping out of Leonard’s door she hears it again, his stupid little snort and Penny turns to glare at him. Shouldn’t she find things like this cute and endearing?.

She’s so focused on glaring back at the man on the bed that she misses the sudden flash of light in the doorway. There is a sound of something being suctioned but by the time her brain has reacted to the sound she’s already falling. Her ears are popping and her feet find no purchase, she can feel herself falling and at the same time being still. It’s confusing and it lasts for a second…or maybe it was longer than an hour.

Penny doesn’t know how but suddenly she’s touching the hardwood of the hallway again. Something’s off and as she turns to Leonard’s room to ask if he felt that too her breath is gone. Leonard’s room is gone.

The room itself is still there but everything in it is different. Penny needs to make sure her eyes are not lying to her so she walks into the new room and examines it in a detached way. It’s obviously being used as a closet of sorts, one half of the room is full to the brim with clothes and shoes, ‘I like those shoes’, but is seeing a pair of Wilfreda shoes that actually forces Penny to focus, because she’s so jealous of whoever this closet belongs to, she also sees a pair of Mingosli shoes next to the other pair and it takes her a moment to realize that all of the shoes in this section are Manolo Blahnik. For her own sanity she steps away to look at the other half of the room.

It’s filled with geek memorabilia, comics, figurines, posters and even a life-size cutout of Spock (TOS version she notices); she can see some miniature trains in the bottom shelves as well. In the middle of the room sits a pretty cute wooden bench, the wood looks worn but well cared for. Penny runs a hand over the bench and she just knows that there’s a story here, this bench is important for whoever lives here. And suddenly she feels like an intruder, she’s glancing into the life of someone without their permission, so she leaves the room and closes the door behind her. Hard.

Penny cringes at the slam of the door. Only to open her eyes and mouth wide at the voice that comes from the living room. She’s heard that voice often, in proofs, failed audition tapes and home movies. It’s her own voice.

"Sheldon? Sweetie, are you okay?" The tone is warm and teasing, and it makes Penny’s stomach churn. When was the last time she sounded like this? This bubbly and happy?

Had she time-traveled into the future? That would explain the closet. ‘That room screams Sheldon, not Leonard.’ She ignores the stray thought. If this wasn’t time travel then…’There’s an infinite number of universes Penny.’ Sheldon’s voice is clear in her head.

She needs to know, her feet take her towards the living room. She hopes that Sheldon is right and that meeting another version of you will implode the entire universe. ‘That’s a joke God.’

"Moonpie? Are you stuck again and need my hel-" The voice trailed off as the owner caught sight of Penny.

No explosion, so Penny takes that as a good sign. Both blond women observe each other and this…Bizarro Penny, ‘Sheldon is rubbing too much on you’, is her, but not her. Bizarro Penny looked good, light blonde hair, Hello Kitty shorts and a very cute orange tank top. This Penny obviously spent more time under the sun because her skin is golden. ‘I traveled back in time’ This was her from 8 years ago.

Penny then caught sight of the calendar on the side of the fridge. Same month, same day and same year as in her own world, that is, if her memory served her right and all of this wasn’t a dying vision created by her brain in her final moments. ‘Maybe Leonard ate cheese and finally killed me while we slept?’.

She pinched her thigh and finally had to accept it. Dimension travel. ‘Holy. Crap. On. A. Cracker.’

As Bizarro Penny examined her, Penny felt suddenly self-conscious, she was wearing her shitty Princeton tee and Leonard’s way too short on the ankles pants, her hair was basically half dark and light blond and Penny was perfectly aware of her split ends. ‘I wish that I had known, would have worn my best clothes…although, maybe not, they make me look like Leonard’s mom.’

Joking kept the hysteria at bay, Penny had never had a panic attack before but she had a hunch that she was pretty close to finding out how one felt like, how often do you meet another version of yourself? And specially find yourself lacking? Because damn, this Bizarro Penny looked good.

Penny was debating whether to compliment Bizarro Penny and if it would be technically narcissistic when Bizarro Penny sighed loudly in frustration and pinched the bridge of her nose. Three deep breaths and Bizarro Penny is opening one eye as if to check if she’s still there.

Feeling a bit silly, Penny does a cute flirty wave, and decides it might have been a bad choice when Bizarro Penny slams her eyes closed again and goes back to taking calming breaths before finally asking "Sheldon?"

Penny is not sure what to actually reply, so she settles for what she hopes looks like a casual shrug and not reveal that Penny is about to lose all her marbles.

Bizarro Penny’s sudden yell makes Penny startle, "Sheldon Lee Cooper! If this is one of your jokes I swear that you will be sleeping in the couch for months you hear me!" Wait a goddamn second.

Penny’s eyebrows try to escape her face and her mouth falls open, because this can’t be true. Bizarro Penny just used the type of threat you use on a boyfriend, but that couldn’t be right. And suddenly she remembers the closet and her stomach drops. ‘It can’t be…’

The voice of the Wackadoodle that she both loved and hated came from the hallway to show Penny that the universe actually had a pretty wicked sense of humor. "Penny? I thought you would be watching that dreadful show of yours, I was just reading about this new-" Penny still with her mouth open turned and looked at Bizarro Sheldon, expecting to see…well, she was not sure what she was expecting but he looked just like her Sheldon, plaid and comic book shirt included, this Sheldon also had a thing for the Flash she noticed, he had a bundle of papers in one hand and trailed off when he finally looked up and saw Penny and Bizarro Penny standing there, one dumbfounded and one pissed off.

Bizarro Sheldon was, well, he was just Sheldon, no tattoos, no leather jacket, no evil Spock goatee, no nothing outwardly noticeable that she could see or explain why Bizarro Penny was apparently boning Bizarro Sheldon. Not that Sheldon was ugly, he had that whole tall and confident thing going on but he opened his mouth and talked about his bowel movements and you kinda forget he’s hot. Penny ignores the fantasies she’s had about Sheldon’s big hands grabbing her ass, because they’re just fantasies, nothing more. Sheldon would never, ‘I mean, it took Amy 3 years to get him comfortable with innocent pecks of the lips.’

As for the man himself he stood there and watched her in the same way he would watch his whiteboard when a difficult problem eluded him and wow, he had clear blue eyes just like her Sheldon. Feeling herself react to that thought Penny crossed her arms in front of chest because she forgot to wear a bra and one, while this might be a version of Sheldon it wasn’t her Sheldon, and she wasn’t totally comfortable with the idea of him looking at her so closely, and two, she really didn’t want to announce to the room her sudden state. Not to mention, this Sheldon seemed to have a deal. And that deal was Penny.

Bizarro Sheldon finally stopped studying Penny and turned his head slowly to Bizarro Penny, a perfect eyebrow went up and he asked in a teasing voice, "Is it my Birthday?"

This finally seemed to snap Bizarro Penny out of her anger because she just laughed, like it was the funniest thing ever. But Penny could feel a full body flush grow, this was not possible, Penny must have misheard, or this joke had a different meaning in this world because there’s just no way that her sweet and innocent Wackadoodle just made a sex joke, or implied one about a threesome. ‘Alternate universes are stupid and dumb.’

Seeing Bizarro Sheldon laugh finally forced Penny to take a closer look at him. He looked good, younger even, he was standing in a confident way that made her realize it was missing from her Sheldon and when Bizarro Sheldon smugly said ‘Bazinga!’ Penny wants to throttle him.

Still laughing a little, Bizarro Sheldon went to sit on his spot. Because of course he does, the couch is different but the 0,0,0,0 remains. And that comforts Penny more than it should really, but among so many things being suddenly different, the fact that Sheldon’s spot is still there grounds Penny as well.

Bizarro Sheldon stopped laughing but on his face sits that same little smirk that makes her stomach flutter whenever her Sheldon did it.

"Fascinating, multiverse travel is beyond my ken at the moment but the me from that universe must be brilliant!" His eyes are alight with wonder and she can see him vibrate with questions. So Penny quickly bursts his bubble and explains that: A) Penny doesn’t know how she got here. B) As far as she knew, the other Sheldon was simply watching cartoons in his spot and not working on any device or machine. C) Penny was kinda freaking out about the entire thing being possible and was still hoping she was dreaming because she wanted to go back to her own universe.

Bizarro Sheldon looks almost offended, "Seriously Penny, there is nothing to worry about, Sheldon and Penny Cooper are here and we’re going to get you back home" Bizarro Penny had prepared a cup of coffee and handed it to her, she nodded in thanks and took a gulp and almost spit it back out when Bizarro Penny took a seat on Sheldon’s leg and in a move that only comes from years of familiarity she saw in disbelief as his hand went to her hip and then Sheldon did that thing where he starts planning things in his head and ignores the rest of the world, except this is the first time she had seen him do that with a lapful of Penny.

She went to gulp more coffee when her brain finally caught up to what was said and she muttered ‘Penny Cooper?’ and Penny doesn't know what her voice sounded like but Bizarro Penny doesn’t look impressed and in a very Sheldon-like manner raises an eyebrow and lifts her left hand to show the rings that sit there and Penny could only stare, a beautiful rose gold ring with a pink diamond is accompanied by an elegant white gold or titanium band. Penny’s mouth is suddenly desert dry, she had wondered about Sheldon before of course, but he always seemed so aloo-

Bizarro Sheldon exclaims and interrupts her line of thought "I got it! I need to go to the university for some equipment to make sure but I will be right back" and if Penny wasn’t freaked out enough she saw as Sheldon patted Bizarro Penny’s butt to get her to stand up and quickly kissed her before dashing out the front door, and she doesn’t miss the lingering look of Bizarro Penny at the door that just closed. It all looked so natural and it made her long for that type of relationship, she and Leonard didn’t have anything like that, only alcohol and mediocre sex.

Penny’s eyes water and hates that Bizarro Penny catches her. But Bizarro Penny takes pity on her and asks "Want a drink?"

Penny couldn’t answer fast enough "Oh god yes!"

Once they both had glasses of wine and it was top shelf stuff even. They sat on the couch looking at each other, Bizarro Penny in Sheldon’s spot and Penny on the other end, neither said anything but Bizarro Penny looked happy to stay quiet as she sipped on her glass, however the silence was eating at Penny, she had so many questions, Penny and Sheldon? Sheldon touching her? Sheldon letting himself be touched? Married? Sex? And Penny tried to vocalize these questions in an eloquent and casual manner, but instead all that came out was a "So you and Sheldon huh" and Penny cringed at herself, "Sorry, I’m usually better at this small talk thing." and she takes a big gulp of wine.

Penny wished that she could be as composed as Bizarro Penny was right now, maybe she had to deal with this often? maybe this was normal for them?...and she was grasping at straws but she was still having a hard time with it all.

Bizarro Penny laughed and simply nodded and said "Sheldon and me" and offered nothing more than a teasing smile, it was weird looking at the other Penny, like a mirror, except the mirror looked brighter and happier. Penny was already in deep so she decided to go for broke "Can I ask why you didn’t choose Leonard?" Penny had to look down at her hands, she hated how sad her voice sounded, but she needed to know. Was it really that simple, if she hadn’t chosen Leonard her life would her life be better?

"Leonard? Sweetie, I don’t know any Leonards" And Penny looks up to see that Bizarro Penny looks confused and in turn Penny is surprised by that response, no Leonard? How?

Without intending to, she tells her story to Bizarro Penny, dropping out of college to pursue acting, Kurt, breaking up with Kurt, meeting the guys, how Leonard was Sheldon’s roommate in her own universe and how she and him had a complicated on/off relationship. How recently Penny had begun to wonder if that was all there was, she was not happy, but Amy and Bernadette acted like asking for your relationship to be better, to be more, was some sort of sin. It made Penny feel that they wanted her to be grateful to be with Leonard.

Once it started coming out of her mouth Penny couldn’t stop the truths. She is staying with Leonard because she’s scared of ending up alone. How Leonard seems to always disapprove of her, of her hobbies, her friends, of her even hugging Sheldon, or anything remotely male. How she had given up acting because Leonard told her ‘It’s time to grow up.’ and she now has a good paying job but it’s killing her. She still dreams of acting. She’s not happy.

How she drinks too much and too often. Lately it seems that in order to be able to sleep with her boyfriend she needs to be drunk, how on days when the urge to quit her job is high she makes sure to pickle her dreams in the strongest alcohol she can find. Penny is sobbing by the end and is not even sure her words can be understood but she needs to get everything out, she’s been feeling trapped for years now.

Penny doesn’t miss the irony of finally being able to say all of this knowing she might actually be trapped in this universe.

To her credit, Bizarro Penny doesn’t interrupt her, even once. Gives her tissues once it’s clear that the tears will start but she waits until Penny is done and her tears have stopped.

"Okay Sweetie, I know you might not want to hear this. But you deserve better, you know that right?" Penny suddenly feels her throat constrict and her eyes burn once again. The one truth she doesn’t want to face. "I know I'm not one to talk, but, you might need to stay single for a bit."

Bizarro Penny is not judging her for her bad and horrible choices, her face is open and honest and this breaks open the dam again. Penny feels the sobs escape out of her against her will, hug sobs rock her body and Bizarro Penny is suddenly at her side, holding her tightly and rubbing her back. ‘I knew that I gave great hugs.’

It takes a while for Penny to recover but Bizarro Penny is there with her and they’re sort of cuddling on the couch and watching a rerun of ‘Flavor of love’, the both of them have just finished their second glass of wine and Penny is feeling at peace.

Penny jumps a little when Bizarro Sheldon opens the door and struts right in carrying a large bag. Penny sits up correctly and stares as Bizarro Sheldon greets his Penny with a kiss, utterly normal and utterly shocking.

Bizarro Sheldon unpacks several devices and Penny is hoping to recognize something, but other than a wand-like thing that Bizarro Sheldon sets up to point at their closet door, she can't make heads or tails of any of the devices on the table. Even more devices soon join it and she can see Bizarro Sheldon is struggling with the screen on a device and Penny turns to Bizarro Penny to make a joke but the words die in her mouth. The way she’s looking at Bizarro Sheldon makes her feel guilty because she’s pretty certain that she’s never looked at anyone in this way, not Leonard, that’s for sure. Bizarro Penny catches her staring and just gives her a radiant smile.

Lucky girl.

Penny knows that in any universe Sheldon will be the right person to ask about anything and everything, so she takes the plunge.

"Sheldon? Do you know a Leonard?"

Bizarro Sheldon stops his tinkering to turn and look at her "I know of several Leonards but I’m guessing that’s not the nature of the question?" He turns to look at Bizarro Penny for confirmation and she gives him a thumbs up to which Sheldon smiles. A real smile, not his joker smile, not a smirk, and Penny’s heart breaks because her Sheldon doesn’t smile as much or as sincerely as of late.

"Do you have a last name to go with the name?"

"Yeah, it’s uh, Leonard Hofstadter." Penny can almost see the loading icon above his head as he searches through his memory. He then suddenly straightens up and looks at Bizarro Penny and there’s some communication happening there that she’s not getting and she really wishes she could. And when Bizarro Penny hugs her firmly, Penny knows it’s not going to be good.

"Leonard Hofstadter was a experimental physicist working for Caltech until 9 years ago," Bizarro Sheldon’s voice is steady but he’s looking at her in concern and it takes everything in Penny to not cry again at the look "However, he was found removing experimental military grade rocket fuel with the intention to provide a sample of it alongside with the formula to a North Korean spy" she’s not sure if she gasped or if it was a sob but the arm around her tightens "He’s currently serving a life sentence in a Federal prison." Penny can see him hesitate for a moment but continues. "He confessed and as such was spared the death penalty."

Penny can’t help it, she laughs and then cries, feeling hysterical. How fucked up this is, because she remembers this story, Sheldon had accidentally saved Leonard and destroyed their elevator in the process. She had laughed at the time but now she wasn’t laughing. In their universe, if Sheldon had not been at present, or not been at home for any reason, Leonard would be sharing the same fate as this universe's Leonard…or not, she remembers Sheldon describing the thing as about to explode and none of the other three guys reacting in time.

She knew that Leonard had issues and at first they were sort of cute if you squint really hard but as the years passed she found it harder and harder to squint and it seems that in this Universe Leonard’s luck ran out. And Penny can’t help but wonder what other things of that same nature has Leonard done and if he was only saved by blind luck or because of his tall roommate.

Penny knows that she has to let go of Leonard. Egg on her face for sticking with him for so long despite all the signs, despite admitting to not being happy with him but still staying. And yet, she’s scared, she doesn’t want to end up alone.

Not wanting to think about this subject anymore or Leonard for that matter she turns to the woman holding her together and in a watery voice asks "Did your Sheldon also mistook your vibrator for a chew toy?" A big pause and then Bizarro Penny loses her shit and starts laughing so hard that she’s worried she might fall off the couch and pull her down with her. Bizarro Sheldon turns quickly, away from the machine he was tinkering with to give her a glare, and it’s just so like her own Sheldon that she can’t help but laugh alongside Bizarro Penny.

After being all laughed out Bizarro Sheldon informed Penny that the readings were consistent with what he had initially theorized which basically meant having to wait, the energy readings were still pretty high and consistent and as such he was sure that in 2 to 3 hours a new portal would appear to take her back.

How was he so sure? She didn’t know, but it was Sheldon. A version of Sheldon but Sheldon nonetheless. And she trusted in her Wackadoodle so she would trust this version of him as well.

"Okay Moonpie, you order the pizza and I’ll make us a pitcher of virgin piña coladas while Alternate Penny goes to the bathroom and freshens herself up. Vamonos." Bizarro Penny takes charge now that they have a time limit for this unexpected visit and Penny gladly follows her plan, it feels like she’s cried for a whole week straight.

As she cleans her face, Penny wonders if the Pizza will taste differently. 'Maybe olives are sweet here?'

Penny was surprised that it was Giacomo's pizza and she was slightly disappointed that it tasted the same. But now that they were all relaxing and seeing Bizarro Penny almost on top of Bizarro Sheldon as they sat on the couch Penny decided to ask the question that had been present since she met them this morning. ‘We have time to kill and I want me some gossip.’

"So, how long have you been married?" Penny hopes that it sounded as casual as she wanted it to sound.

Bizarro Penny immediately brightens and answers without hesitation "13 years!" she can see Bizarro Sheldon give her that cute little smile and then look at Bizarro Penny. He looked at her in a way that makes her heart hurt with longing and then Penny’s brain restarts and she starts doing the math in her head and it doesn’t add up, it doesn’t make sense, maybe she had a little too much wine earlier, it bother her so much that she actually stands up from the couch and holds her hands in front of her as if warding off the information she just got.

"13 years?!" a nod from both of them "And you turned 30 this year right?" Penny says pointing to Bizarro Penny, another nod from the both of them and Penny is sputtering trying to make sense of things and she can see Bizarro Penny smirk, oh no, "But I’ve been ‘courting’ tall and clueless here since I was 10 so in my book we’re closer to 20 years" and Penny sort of deflates and falls back on the couch and can only gape in surprise and can only ask "How?".

She still remembers the lecture that her own Sheldon gave her about the multiverse and how in some universes the changes are so miniscule that it might just be about the color of the car you’re driving, but how in others, the changes are so big that you might not exist in it at all and Penny wonders where in the scale does this universe fall into.

Bizarro Penny explains that her parents divorced when she was 10, her father cheated constantly and always called it a small mistake. She wryly says that her Father’s favorite phrase was "Are you going to give up on all of our years together for one mistake?"and one day her mother had enough, she refused to be manipulated further and divorced her dad, then they all left Nebraska for Galveston Texas for a fresh start. And then Bizarro Penny met and befriended Missy which in turn meant she eventually went to the Cooper house to ‘do homework´ (the quotes are from Bizarro Sheldon) and she met Sheldon and the rest is history, they’ve been together ever since.

Penny was also able to learn a couple of things further, Bizarro Penny graduated college and is now a writer for TV and a cartoon, Bizarro Sheldon confidently says he’s going to win the Nobel Prize in one or two years depending on if they cancel their annual (more like every 3 months Bizarro Penny claims) Disney trip or not and that Bizarro Penny recently stopped taking anticonceptives and they’re actively trying for a baby. That one makes Penny’s eyes sting because they look so happy together that she starts seriously (not really) considering staying here with them.

And just as she thinks that, they hear a suction sound from the hallway and just like that there’s a shining portal in the doorway. Before Penny can process what this means Bizarro Sheldon is already pushing her to go because they don’t know when it will appear again if ever. But before she goes through she launches herself at Bizarro Penny and Bizarro Sheldon "Thank you" she tries to tell them but by this point she’s sure it came as a sob through her tears, they still both pat her on the back and say "There, there."

And then she’s running through the portal.

The feeling of free falling is back and just as she fears that she will fall forever she’s back in Leonard's room. Leonard is still sleeping, she can hear the cartoons on the other side of the apartment, ‘I’m back, I’m back!’ Penny does a little shimmy dance and runs as hard as she can to the living room where Sheldon is watching cartoons but he’s also meddling with a metallic box on the coffee table and he doesn’t know it yet but he just earned himself a glimpse on what Junior Rodeo means.

But for now she just wants to hug her smart but stupid Wackadoodle.

Notes: This was the first piece of fan fiction I ever wrote

[bullborn]

Girl dad & Boy mom

[bazingaandblossom]

Always have always will

[hellengomes]

Jenny and Sheldon

[ros3-marry]

I need an entire season of jenny and Shane together 3 episodes is not enough curse s6 :(

[fistfuloflightning]

Just binged up to the third season of The Office and just realized Pam/Dwight is my new Sheldon/Penny 🤯

[littleshennythings]

wat ur fav shenny monent

I don't know if it's my fave Shenny moment but one I really like I got reminded of only a couple weeks ago. It's when Sheldon isn't sure with which theory to continue his research work and he talks it through with Penny and in the end feels like he might be getting somewhere with string theory. It's one of the times where he doesn't really condescend to her and she's really making an effort to understand his frustration and the science topic and they just seemed so comfortable with each other. Like they could really spend all day like this and be happy. And I think when Sheldon has someone like this in his life, he can give that kind of enthusiasm back. Like when they were working on the shoe identifying app together.