#tagging later im eepy!

[gunthermunch]

some cas shots of part three cassandra because this fit deserves it tbh

[hiskillingjar]

hiii!!!! longtime fan of your writing and i was just wondering what my beautiful btd babes would do (if anything) for MC’s birthday! (self indulgent ask bc it’s my birthday ^^’) THANK YOU!!!!

i was about to fall asleep but i would feel bad for putting this off. happy birthday, i hope you're having a good day 💓

ren 🦊

you would almost hesitate to tell him because you know he's gonna do the most

"whaaaat, you weren't going to tell me?! why nooooot, i want to make it special!!!"

like he'd go all out. decorations, wrapped presents, your favourite food, a cake! he'd throw you your own little party!

cus he's had a few birthdays as a hostage and it's no fun :(

he wants to give you the best experience he can!

if he knew before the fact, he'd want an extensive wishlist. money is no object, whatever you want you'll get 💕

i mean apart from freedom. but you're smart enough not to ask for that, aren't you?

it might be an occasion that ren let's you leave the house and go to a restaurant or maybe spend the night at a hotel too!

for plenty of birthday sex

law 🥀

law would. okay she'd do her best

you wouldn't have to tell them and maybe they'd see it on an ID for example

would get kind if flustered about not doing anything. birthdays were never that big of a deal for them, being a middle child, the only boy

they'd feel bad about making you feel that way and make an excuse to leave the apartment to get you a shitty cake from the gas station

it's the thought that counts! and at least if it's shitty, you'll both be able to enjoy it

they'd try to get you a present too, and might even find the time to make something in the forest if they had time to know

grow you a special plant, wrap some bones in some twine. it's the thought that counts 💕

strade 🔨

pretty similar to ren, he'd like any excuse to have a party and drink a bit too much

but uh. he's not so good at keeping track of it on his own

granted if you said it, he'd be like "oh happy birthday! let's do something fun to celebrate, hm?" and give you free reign of your limited space. no mind games, no manipulation, its your day!

he's just that nice a guy :)

(but if you don't mention it, he won't notice it pass by. he's scatter brained!)

would definitely be the type to give you one present that you didn't even really ask for but jesus he wrapped it and everything, you can't NOT be grateful now!

thaaaaanks...

that doesn't mean he won't eat most of the birthday cake though. after ren went through such an effort to get something for you too!

plenty of birthday sex though. ya got that going for ya

[ballpitcryptid]

Decided to crop my lineup of The Lords In Black into icons! Free feel to use these with credit :3

(And some transparent versions too!)

[liquidstar]

a friend who'd wait :)

[onedragonaday]

1/10/24 Light fury (ish) from How to train your dragon

[valve3nthusiast]

One of the funniest contradictions about me is that I put my entire pussy into thinking about pregnant Transformers, but conceptually robot babies (as in having the exact same growth stages as humans (boring)) do nothing for my worldbuilding boner

One of the most interesting parts about cybertronians for me is that they skip having a juvenile stage. They're basically fully realized people from the moment they're alive! That's so weird! And cool! And interesting!

I always feel like the concept of mentorship is way underexplored in this context. There's a vast difference between being in charge of a kid vs in charge of a person with zero life experience. The implications of what this would mean for cybertronian society is so so fascinating to me

Hmmm this got away from me but tldr is I like my robots strange and unusual and also sometimes pregnant if I'm in a certain mood (horny)

[ashenberry]

ashen oc drop las girlies edition

[honkowo]

yaaay growth post's done! yippee!!

was originally gonna have only one image but I suck ass at writing so I did some extra images to help :)

angels have 5 main stages in growth: egg/pouchling, newborn, imp(toddler/child), adolescent, and adult. because they can be such high maintenance(ESPECIALLY when young), young angels are usually raised by a group or community rather than specific parental roles.

putting the details on each growth stage under the cut because it's long as fuck :3

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EGGS/POUCHLINGS

on average, an angel will spawn over 30 eggs at a time, with only a few being successfully fertilized. the fertilized eggs absorb the others as they grow and eventually hatch. these babies are yet to develop more prominent sail bones, calcium teeth, and wing membranes. they also have an extra nail that serves as both extra defense against their hatchmates and as an egg tooth equivalent. once pouchlings hatch, they immediately start tearing into their hatchmates as that's how they get the nutrients required to grow strong enough to leave the pouch. this can be avoided by removing the eggs just before hatching and transferring them to an artificial pouch instead, as some modern angels aren't usually too happy to let their children shred eachother in utero. the pouch will fill with liquid that allows the pouchling to breath upon hatching.

NEWBORNS

newborns are essentially just bigger pouchlings with more wing membranes and thicker skin. they still reside in the pouch most of the time but they can now leave to feed and breathe, as the liquid they lived in as a pouchling will drain as it's no longer needed. if they were allowed to cannibalize in development, pouchlings will be much more aggressive even outside of the pouch compared to hatchmates grown in an artificial pouch.

IMPS

a newborn is considered an imp when they grow too big to fit in their parent's pouch, and as a result, are more active amongst the other imps in their community. it's around this time that both the third nail they had as a pouchling falls off and their wing membranes fully grow in, although they won't be able to fly properly until the fatty layer surrounding the wing membrane grows in. imps aren't quite as bitey as their younger selves but are now very curious about their environments, investigating all they can see and babbling to their guardians.

ADOLESCENT

adolescent is the final major stage of development, with anything after this point in time being minor or drawn out over a much longer time period. an angel's calcium teeth finally grow in at this stage, with the keratin teeth being pushed forward to accommodate. other changes include reproductive organs developing and flight membranes finishing their formation. angels will now be experimenting in choir-forming and other social activities, as well as dressing up and accessorising as a form of aesthetic individualism.

[sleepyjim]

always saying this

[ID: a mastodon post by @/Xerxes , which reads: TGIF Transgender Gay Intersex Friday. /end ID]

[youredreamingofroo]

eyeballing the sqotd rn...

[little-luna-llama]

It makes me sad that didn't include the whole Main cookie team

I'm sad they seem to have dipped on the idea of the core 5 because....the game is played in teams of 5 and they're only focusing on 3.

They don't have to go everywhere together but at least acknowledge they are a team and think of eachother all the time.

[scalproie]

Actually I should go back and make Serasuka's vampire hair paler

[charmedoralarmed]

random sketch i did to try and get out of art block (i dont like it all that much)

[stuffedsand]

Why do some milgran songs make me so unreasonably sad

[leenesomewhatdraws]

Novembmas, Day 9: Gardening / Cleaning !

A calm week-end filled with chores and relaxation :)

[go-to-the-mirror]

ten :3

HE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME IM HOLDING IT SOOOO GENTLY ARFJDCHDHFJC RIPPING HIM APART WITH MY TEETH

Blorbo to me. Such a nice smile. Such a heartwrenching emotional agony face (tm). Such a terrifying and/or heartbreaking Nothing Face (tm). He is literally the time lord personification of audhd. Replace his eyes with the autism creature eyes and you get an exact match. He was even bisexual. I fucking love him.